/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this time anons were fast
>>38501327
Depending on how you're showing your attraction, I feel like she'll either take in stride and seduce you more or be turned away

>>38501469
I WANT TO MARRY HER SO BAD BROS

>>38501542
post hags in marriage dresses
pretend I posted a reine one

>>38501591

>>38501712
my wife on the right and her wife on the left

>>38501591

>>38501542
Me too, and I probably will.

>>38501469
How much longer hagbros

>>38502956
Too bad fella, in the time it took you to reply to my post I've already flown to japan, proposed to her, and married her

>>38503085
Godspeed anon...

>>38503085
I'm afraid I just don't buy this.

I'm seriously going to be thinking about a vtuber all day on Christmas this year. God help me.

>>38503195
>I'm seriously going to be thinking about a vtuber all day on Christmas this year
first time? I mean I'm thankful that I still have family/friends around to celebrate with but I've established a steady tradition of setting aside time for my oshi/online friends and will probably continue to do it on each holiday/occasion that they stream until the graduation of every vtuber I watch
a lot of them have become very special to me and are those exact type of women who are spending holidays with their pets or is just as much as a hermit as me from their family

>>38503195
>I'm afraid I just don't buy this
Gomenasorry anon, I lied. Can't believe I've been caught
>I'm seriously going to be thinking about a vtuber all day on Christmas this year. God help me.
I know that feel fren...

>>38503003
less than three weeks
she is a literal christmas cake

I want Lui to snap my neck with those divine thighs.

>>38501591

>>38501591
This still counts as a wedding dress, as far as I'm concerned.

>>38503003
I love how some of you are celebrating this initiation into hagdom when it's clear as day that your oshi is having a fucking mental breakdown over the fact that she's 30, single and childless. You shouldn't be cheering on her birthday when it's clear she's not happy about it and likely to lose her mind, and it's only going to get worse over time unless she gets married.

Please someone marry Pekora already, her surrounding herself with pets is a coping mechanism for being childless and I don't want to see her become an unmarried hag because she's likely to have a meltdown like all the other girls as they reach 30 with no boyfriend/husband or children.
You do not want your oshi becoming a hag unless she's already got a family.

seggs

are chubby hag tummies okay here?

>>38506024
Yes, so I can pretend she's still a little chubby after giving birth.

I hate waking up early but It wouldn't be so bad with a hag by my side

Hag 3D now https://youtu.be/0WLlmgirGD8

>>38508235
My wife is celebrating her anniversary.

>>38508329
I am masturbating to your wife right now.

>>38508235
Hags make insomnia bearable

Hags are the best

I love Mio so much. It was basically Haglive today, aside from 2 guests. Which happened to be the only 2 non-hags I have a soft-spot for. Maybe someday we'll have a single Live with just all hags. I can only hope!

>tfw I couldn't watch Mio's live because I'm in a wedding
At least I know what I'm gonna do before masturbating to hags tonight

>>38512209
Forgot to post the image

>>38510629
I was a little sad she didn't appear in her new outfit but it was still a great concert nonetheless.

>>38512305
Cover really needs to start making 3D outfits but well, they're too busy with the mean comments on twitter

>>38512488
As well as hiring God knows how many code monkeys to work on vaporware.

>>38512305
I really like her new outfit too, but that would've been their fastest outfit reveal to 3d ever, I'd think. If she gets a new 3d, I really hope it's that one though.

Also, it's extremely sexy how easy you can see Mio's spats in her normal outfit during the live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c21Crx7Qeow

Mayodoog

>>38513018
Tell me about the Koyo why does she like mayo

>you're coming back to you house where your lovely wife, Mio, is waitimg for you
>you opem the door
>pic rel
>seems like she invited her friends for tonight again
Will your dick survive?

>>38513790
Lui alone would be enough to murder my dick. With all 3 it's total penile obliteration.

>>38512952
Short hair hags best

>>38513790
my dick will rise to the occasion and i will leave a trail of impregnated hags around the house

Hag foursome

>>38514634
Hag fourseome's saikyou

>>38513790
>seems like she invited her friends for tonight again
>again
w-what happened last time

>>38514847
She invited some younglings

>>38514847
>>38515319
Forgot pic

>>38515369
The fact that Subaru’s gonna be a hag next year makes this pic even better

does anyone have that image of mio staring at you while her head is resting on a table next to a drink? I lost it somehow

>>38516337
I'm a bit more excited for Shuba's haggening than I am for Senchou if I'm honest.

The sad thing is that everyone here would be more eager to post her if she only used her real voice. Her voice is pure sex

>>38516376
I knew I had it in there somewhere.

>>38516545
only 7 more months wait

>>38516739
i will never forgive the Japanese for making some women think their real voices are bad if theyre deeper or more mature sounding. just look at Pochi and how long she avoided hers

>>38517100
Twappi too. The girl has an amazing natural voice, but they've made her so insecure about it, I'll hardly ever hear it.

I just want a hag for christmas so that I can breed her all day and night and raise a family together.

>>38517100
>>38517202
The jp guys may lose points for not liking mature voices, but at least some are taking the hag pill so maybe there’s hope
There’s more milf jav and h asmr than ever
https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/more-young-japanese-men-romantically-involved-with-older-female-coworkers-than-younger-ones-survey

>>38517229

>>38517100
>>38517202
>>38517369
The girls are to blame too. If you go to the Doctors regularly for throath problems, have a lot of people complimenting your singing voice when you go deeper, and everybody loves when they do the ikemen voice and they still think they should still do the mouse voice. Then these girls are retarded. Sadly not even Miosha is free of this autism. Also nips dont like Towa because her early yab that Cover made it worse

>>38517528
The perfect gift, she even comes with her own christmas themed breeding outfit

>>38517100
Elevens are known for their bad taste.

>>38517100
>implying it's a japanese thing
Anon. Women from all around the world made their voice sound higher to look cute

>>38501591

>>38501469
I want to snort the farts right out of that humongous ass
I will lodge my nose so far into her turd cutter that we legally become one being and removing me would be a breach of human rights

>>38518680
Based

I just realized Botan is the same age as my mother

>>38516545
I am absolutely more excited for Subaru but I'm just a bigger fan of her.

>>38519228
She single?

>>38519775
Not anymore

>>38519228
How fucking old are you? Did your mom have you at 15?

>>38520200
I'm 22, she's 41. And I'm the youngest of three kids. My older sister is 26. Do the math

cheeky hags

>>38516376
>>38488475
????

>>38517583
>have a lot of people complimenting your singing voice when you go deeper
Thing is, that's only for singing, and even then not always. Nips go hard on speaking voices that don't fit the mold of what they consider "idol". This goes for deep voices like Twap, but also loud voices like Polka/Koyo. It's stupid, sure, but if you were around during debut's you'd have seen plenty of the hate coming from 5chan and such.

>>38521017
If nips didnt like Towa deep voice she wouldn't be doing all those ikemen voice videos/streams

>>38521092
Me on the left

>>38518483
I'm going to steal this office lady from her husband.

>>38521285
yeah like all 4 of them, so much

>>38521529
Nips don't like Towa for her yab, there's really nothing more. It's towa who thinks its because of her voice. Anyways. Towa is not a hag so let's discuss Polka's sweaty armpits

>>38521677
>there's really nothing more.
Anon... they still give her grief for her voice during lives and shit. They are also the cause of Polka's collab autism. Not like anything can be done about it, but it IS a thing.

>>38520243
>26
Ew, too young. Dropped.

>>38517583
>Also nips dont like Towa because her early yab that Cover made it worse
Yab or not, she got bullied for her voice and even fakes it when she isn't with hololive. She pretty much hates her voice due to Japanese people bullying her since school.

>>38523012
I'm sure you studied with her. Anyways, doesnt change the fact that she's retarded for using the nasal voice

What does that stare mean

>>38517369
>Marine and Lui were ex OL
Imagine just working near a hot girl in the office and find out she’s Lui after she quits your job

>>38523207
She's doubting whether you can actually file your taxes on your own or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psAqpNsAxTI
>85 years old
b-bros...

>>38523998
I wanna fuck her until she gets a heart attack.

>>38521017
Why did Koyo get shit for her voice?? Its preposterous!

>>38523207
She politely wondering when you're going take breed her. Take too long though, and she gets less polite about it

>>38523998
If true, think about it, she was alive in ww2 !

>>38524877
Because she is loud, same as Polka. Though it does seem like Polka made a point to be there for Koyo pretty early, probably expecting the reaction, and providing her support (and a collab partner with fans used to louder voices)

>>38521677

>>38517100
This just means there's more sexy low voice JP milfs for me then

>>38518212
This
Most women hate having a deep voice becasue it's considered masculine

>>38521677
Polka pits.

Obasans doko

I wanna fuck Flare so bad.
I'm not talking about regular sex I'm talking about BABY MAKING sex.
I want to get Flare pregnant, i want to make her a mommy

>>38530404

>>38530512
FLAREEEEEEE

How is it possible for a hag to be this cute?
https://files.catbox.moe/b3cgmm.mp4

>>38531006

>>38532153
I really want to marry Flare

>>38536894
Guys I think my new maid might be an assassin.

>>38504984
They made the gap too big. She looks deformed.

>>38541819
she has fucking wings on her head why do you care if she has birthing hips

>>38541900
And yet the wings on her head bother me less than her having rickets.

>>38541983
gay

>>38542611
Yeah, for your father.

>>38542645
good, he deserves some action

>>38544738
Gib link

>>38545007
https://3hentai.net/d/682781

>>38545248
>yuri
Well that's a shame, thanks though.

Is there a list somewhere with all the hags from Niji EN/JP? I refuse to fucking believe it's just Tokotyan and Nina. 170 and a bit members, and only 2 hags? Life can't be that sad, can it?

Marine, my beloved..

Flare,my beloved...

>>38546213
Here
>NijiJP-Hags:
>Inui Toko
>Dola
>Shizuka Rin
>Fumi
>Ange Katrina
>Sister Claire
>Takamiya Rion
>Ars Almal

>NijiID-Hags:
>Nara Haramaung
>Hyona Elatiora

>NijiEN-Hags:
>Nina Kosaka
>Millie Parfait

Nijis to be hags in 2023
Gundo Mirei
Warabeda Meiji
Suzuhara Lulu
Shiina Yuika
Pomu Rainpuff
Yorumi Rena

I am jealous of the Anon she groomed.

>>38549503
Nope, mine

>>38550148
How did you get a photo of my wife and I in our bathroom?

>>38545383
>he doesnt know about the /become/ trick

>>38546213
>>38550062
Please beware that this list only counts their ages not their personality

>>38542675
Damn. Hope he's doin okay, anon

>wake up
>see this
Kanpeki

>>38553985
Relentlessly mating pressing and relaxingly snuggling with Queen Miosha

>>38550430
I like to watch

Look how she outlines her body

>>38501591

>>38556635
https://files.catbox.moe/6q5ke4.webm

>>38556635
Naughty hag showing her irl outlines. She needs impregnation correction by mating press.

>>38501591

>>38556635
Did Doog just show us that her chest and hips are bigger and wider than her 3d model????

>>38501591

>>38556635
She also has six pack abs irl

>>38558065
If that meme image of Ratna Petit with her hands a mile away from Honma Himawari’s model’s ass is to believed then yes

>>38556635
I have seen the dox and I have a very vivid imagination. This rules. :)

>>38559427

>>38559734
Does she have abs Anon that's what I need to know

>>38561267
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0_gZwVSKIA

>>38505849
>and it's only going to get worse over time unless she gets married.
Shouldn’t be a problem. I’ve just talked to Kishida, we’ve come to an agreement.

>>38561540
I must lick the hag six-pack

>>38505849
Don't worry I'll marry her and take care of her monkey too.

>>38505849
I know it's not gonna be an easy birthday for her, but she'll pull through it. Lots of people don't get married until their mid thirties, some even later. I'd imagine more than a few of us in this thread are on that path, too.

>>38505849
>>38563355
Isn't it extremely risk for her to have a child in her mid thirties? Mostly due to the child being born with a birth defect

>>38564100
"Geriatric pregnancy" officially starts at 35 but these days even that's pretty safe, most women are good until 40.
And even at 40+, the most likely issue is chromosomal abnormalities like Down syndrome, which are easily detected in utero and...solved.

>>38564172
>and...solved.
You can solve down syndrome in the womb? Wow technology sure is advancing

>>38564267

>>38564523
Oh...

>>38564100
Not as much as you might think. Chances of birth defects go up but it's not like you're guaranteed a disabled kid or anything.
This kinda shit doesn't really worry me too much since I have a brother that's developmentally disabled, and he was born when my parents were 26. This is also completely anecdotal, but I've happened to have met more disabled people that were born when their parents were that age than those born to people in their thirties or even forties. There are risks with pregnancy at any age, and it really kills me to see women who haven't had children by the time they hit thirty lose their heads over it. I wish they'd start worrying at fifty instead or something instead. Hag love.
>>38564554
Lol, anon...

>>38559789
That collab between Himawari and Polka must’ve been /ag/ levels of thicc

>>38564523
Will It Blend is an absolute classic of early youtube. Thanks for the memory activation Anon.

Hags with bushy pubes or without?

>>38566826
Hags with hair all over their body. Armpits, butts, bush, everywhere

>>38566826
I fine with either, truthfully.

>>38566826
I'm a neat freak and partial germaphobe, so I'd say without, although I understand the biological benefit of leaving the hair meaning I can settle for trimmed

After repeated days of masturbating and drying my balls out, i think i’ve figured out that i just want to have sex with women a decade older than me

>>38563355
>I'd imagine more than a few of us in this thread are on that path, too.
Bro I'm 29 and a KHV, I'm not exactly happy with how my life turned out and it was nowhere near what I envisioned myself as when I was 20. To make matters worse at my age the few friends I still have (because everyone drifts apart due to having different routines and responsabilities) is almost non-existant with a bunch of them now having kids or getting married. I'm a guy and I don't even have to worry about being viewed as a leftover woman or declining fertility (yet) and I'm really not looking forward to turning 30. To make it worse you plan things and it would take years to either get your life where you want it to be or get married, so you're actually looking until around 35-36 assuming you start now.

>>38556635
>>38559734
>>38561540
she has the perfect female body

>>38568995
I feel you man. I'm 27 and in similar circumstances, but since my life genuinely fucking sucked until around three years ago I'm actually looking forward to my thirties. 35 or 36 might seem pretty late to have all your ducks in a row, but the way I look at it that still leaves you with a good fifty years or more to enjoy your life. Being a KHV genuinely sounds rough, though. I hope shit gets better for you.

i want to have pre marital sex with marine

>>38566826
Bushy

When is hag mating season?
When do hags go into heat?

>>38572643
>now
>always

>>38555833
>Mumei likes hags
I might have to start watching her now

Post Pochi

i want to breed hags

>>38574820

Why would you post something so controversial yet so brave

>>38550120
I'm hoping she has another one sometime, it's been a while since I've spoken to her since I rarely talk in the discord server or stream chats. It'd be pretty nice to update her on things and see her reaction to me watching her since the first time

Also, she's streaming right now
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>38556635
damn Korone looks like THAT!?

>>38566826
Unpopular opinion time, I prefer clean shaven.

>>38572643
>he doesn't know

>>38577669
Not all true
Here’s a comprehensive list of all animal Holohags mating times
Polka: January-February
Mio: January-April
Fubuki: March-April
Lui: early spring
Watame: autumn, though some can breed any time of the year
Korone: every 6 months, exact months vary
Koyori: February-March
Lion: December-March, though can happen any time if she is willing

Hags who have birthday lives during their heat
Polka, Koyori, Korone (possible)

>>38578424
*Botan: December-March

>>38578424
The idea that 3D Mayori is at peak horny is extremely nice.

>>38578722
>Polka gave Koyori personal advice when 5ch antis teased her about her loud voice
>She probably gave her advice on how to best project her hag pheromones during her debut birthday live for maximum breeding potential since she goes through it every year too
Polka being the supportive senpai in more ways than one

>>38578722
I want to rush the stage to claim and breed her in front of everybody

>>38578424
>Botan
>December-March
That means she’s in heat RIGHT NOW
Oh shit she’s coming right for us

>>38579301
Quick, protect your balls!

>>38579791
I'm not sure I want to. She can have my balls if she wants them.

>>38579301
>>38579791
>>38580837
You're on a date with Botan. You're heading into the city and seeing as there are no seats on the packed train, you have to stand bodies pressed against each other. Too focused on making sure you get off at the right stop, you don't feel her grinding herself against you and breathing in your scent. You both get off at your stop and take your seats across from each other at a nearby restaurant. You notice something soft pushing on you from under the table but before you can comment on Botan attempting to play with your crotch using her foot, the waiter brings you the check and you promptly forget it even happened. With full stomachs, your evening continues on at the cinema. Neither of you had any particular film in mind before coming but you pick one out and get yourselves seated. At some point during the movie, you end up holding hands. You are so enraptured by the movie that you don't realize that your hand somehow ended up on her crotch or that she was slowly rubbing herself on it. Once the movie ends, you realize it's very late and start the journey back home but she's quiet the entire way back. You must've done something wrong and you spend the whole way back home thinking it over but you can't figure out what you did to get on her bad side. Tired of you not noticing the not so subtle hints, she slams the front door shut, forcefully carries you to the bedroom, throws you on the bed, and tears your clothes off. Her prey has been dangled in front of her all day long and the lioness is tired of holding back, she's going to take what's rightfully hers and she's not going to be gentle about it.

>>38556635
We need more fit hags I want to breed Korone's 38 year old hag pussy and revive her eggs with my young cum.

>>38582997
So where were you when Korone broke Koyori's arm?

>>38582997
Rumors are she’s getting a bit soft around the tummy again
Polka is probably the next to be fit, she lost a bunch of weight

>>38583168
Polka is probably a genuine 10/10 now that she's gotten in better shape.

>>38583154
QRD?

>>38583208
Just in time for breeding season so she won't let her young prey escape

>>38583246
Korone and Koyori arm wrestled during their off colab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c21Crx7Qeow&t=3521s

>>38583314
Is it fully broken or did Korone put it back in place

>>38583682
Sounds more like Korone was afraid she broke her arm, but didn't.

>>38583314
I want to be wrestled by Korone and have her pin me down and won't let me go until my balls are dry.

>>38583208
If Okayu’s new rm weightloss pics are anything to go by Polka will look stunning
Also kinda hot Polka dyes her hair blond irl
Don’t like how Lui dyes hers gray but guess thats the trend now

>>38585114
sauce on the Lui pics?

>>38583208
I miss Porka...

>>38585114
>Dyes hair gray
Really owning up to the hag status

>>38585114
Does catto have a new rm account? The one I know has been inactive for a while same with doog.

>>38584218
I know wrestling is fake and all spectacle, but would be kinda hot if you did a 4vs1 match with Korone, Koyori, Lui and Botan, them pinning you down while Korone did the finishing move
But after the show Korone takes you aside pins you down for real on the bed

>>38585395
And I miss fatto catto
Though doog getting a bit chubby again is an interesting feel

>>38585601
I'm still convinced that doog holds underground boxing matches in the basement of the bakery she works at. Showing absolutely no mercy beating the living shit out of her opponent.

>>38585671
>Chubby Korone that still has her muscles

>>38585114
Some women really pull that gray dye look off well and I bet she's one of them

>>38585114
>>38585512
>>38586160
Lui!
Kissing her lips she forgot to wax today!
Wiping the tears from her crow's feet!
Her letting you sniff her graying hair!
Lui!

>>38550120
I, too, would like to be groomed by a hag.

>2 kids anon? Hahahah
>haha you know that with kemonomimis the bare minimun is 7, right?
>and you're married to 4
>do the math anon, hahaha

>>38588583
Would Watame be a good mama?

>>38588865
For certain, probably a top tier mom.

>>38588865
>>38589015
>Watame cries tears of joy after making love with her younger soul mate knowing her child will get the loving father she never had.

>>38589774
Imagine if you had to leave her after she gave birth, and she has to raise the child without his/her loving father.

>>38591265
Who hurt you anon.

>>38591296
I did. I had that obtrusive thought, and it made me sad. I had to make sure everyone else had that thought, too.

>>38589774
Exactly. That's also my motivation for being the greatest dad I can be. But for me it's a woman three to five years my senior.

>>38591265
>>38591296
>>38591583
Now, imagine being in love with Watame, she just gave birth and is resting in the house but every time you have to do something outside she gets worried and calls you all the time, make her friends follow you because she's scared of you leaving her. Thing that you make sure she knows will never happen every evening when you arrive

>>38501542
>>38503085
>>38503195
>>38503653
Sorry guys but I'm the one who genuinely and legitimately already married Marine, here's the footage from the wedding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
To protect our privacy, everyone's faces have been altered by AI.

>>38583168
>>38583208
Where did the idea she lost weight come from?
I'm hoping it's true, fuck the architects.

>>38591672
I'm 25 so the woman has to be at least 5 years older than me.

>>38590662
I she actually a hag?She sounds like a zoomer that tries to fake an older voice.

>>38592724
I want to kiss Marine so badly

>>38593918
I want to kiss her and comfort her after she has a rough day like Miko, Suisei and Botan mentioned.

How many years until Miko is a hag?

>>38594470
Never unless she stop with that retarded fake voice, the same reason no one posts Luna here. But with Luna is more extreme since she acts like a entlited baby even offline

>>38592724
I’m nearing 30 so she has to be my age or slightly older
Also willing to take a cake to mature into a hag, that way she gets to be a hag as well as support her older man fetish

>>38595450
4

>>38595539
>fake voice
If only you knew how bad things are.

>>38595686
Can't wait.

>>38595539
I think you replied to the wrong post Anon.

Friendly reminder that Gundou Mirei will be a hag as of next month

>>38595923
Yeah, I did. Don't really know how that happens
Meant to reply >>38595450

>>38595743
Fake voice or not I would fuck Miko and Luna like no tomorrow

>>38596327
Same
The rare moments the real voice comes out only makes it hotter
And the idea of them putting a fake voice on stream and then getting all comfy next to you with their real voice because they love you more than any of their fans is hot

>>38596588
Miko's real voice has a husky big sister energy I wonder why she doesn't use it more often.

>>38596673
In a few years it’ll be husky mommy energy, with the mature tones of a fully ripened hag
literal Shiho Bubaigawara-tier asmr level

>>38593918
>>38594470
Same, and I will. It's my life's purpose.

Squishy and soft.

>>38596673
Where can I hear her actual voice? All the clips I saw were joke voice reveals, but I'm curious to know how she actually sounds. Literally every real voice was superior to the fake one, I don't get why Japanese still insist on the high pitched tones for women.

>>38598302
Find her rm then once you do just Google the name Japanese and you'll get what you're looking for.

>>38598114
And full of cerberus milk

>>38599583
What does that taste like?

>>38599337
anonchama don't tell me you're talking about her deep onee san voice or her voice when she voice over males characters

POV : you woke up from a nap

>>38602502
Forgot pic

>>38591770
Wasn't November Rain inspired by Axel Rose's wife being shot to death in an attempted assassination of Axel Rose? Are you insinuating that Marine has been shot to death?

>>38601383
Rich and creamy
https://files.catbox.moe/v9xjom.jpeg

>>38602572
>ywn wake up to this sight after napping on her lap

>>38604364
GIWTWM

I play D&D with some friends and I am the DM right now. I am putting a /hag/ NPC in the game. In y'all's opinion, would it be hotter/better for her to still be a virgin or no?

>>38606743
Non-V, without a doubt. Just imagine, if she's experienced, in that moment with you, she's at the best she's ever been. With her practiced techniques, you'll receive her at her highest mastery of sex. She'll make you feel better than any virgin ever could.

>>38606743
Obviously virgin. Being a whore doesn't make you better a sex. Also a virgin hag means that she takes relationships really serious and would make a perfect wife

>>38608422
I think puritan-kun is a virgin or at the very least has a warped sense of reality.

>>38606743
how about a widow?

>>38611899
Reminder that microchimerism is real and previously-pregnant women have DNA from their previous sexual partners.

>>38611899
>You have to marry women with a body count in the thousands or else you're a puritan!!
Enjoy yout STDs, I'll enjoy my women pure

>>38611899
The way people cope with helplessness is to fetishize it. In the west you are pretty much helpless to find a woman who doesn't have a double-digit body count, so you rationalize this fact: "Oh, it's hot that she's experienced. It'll be great sex". But it won't save you from the fact that each additional sexual partner increases the odds a breakup or divorce. Past three and you're pretty much doomed.

Real Jakarta hours.

Indonesians are already engaged since they're teenager, they don't have to cope with slutty women like you amerimutt.
Also
>Melfag
>American
>Cuck
Every single time

Abandon Degeneracy
Embrace JK Polka

>>38618751
>implying any hag itt is a virgin
lol, lmao. Also, I'm Australian.

>>38618849
My wife!

>>38619016
>Australian
Moot was right about you people

>>38620788
>moot
Who?

Life's so unfair, bros. Why does AZKi get to be a hag, but Sora doesn't?

>>38621475
But it means that Sora gets to be married to a hag, which is awesome

>>38617350
>>38616992
afraid of not being good enough for your woman when you just sit on your ass cope

>>38621475
The inexorable progression of time, I guess?

the D&D guy from >>38606743 here responding to
>>38607972
>>38611899
>>38615828
with more context on my thought process

I'm think I'm leaning virgin8AYRV. Bit of context.
The NPC took in a street urchin boy when she was barely an adult and he was still young. I'm thinking she is like a decade older than him, give or take. I'm thinking their relationship is something like Akira Hayama and Jun Shiomi in Shokugeki no Soma (Food Wars). Basically she is his guardian, then later becomes his wife (not that that is canon in Food Wars as far as I am aware)
It could work that her work and raising him kept her too busy to have a serious relationship and every have sex, then she realizes that he is the man she loves the most in the world. Yeah, if she is a virgin she won't have the sexual experience, but as someone who has dated virgins in the past, part of the fun is learning from each other what you like through trial and error.
Unexperienced /hag/ means that she needs to figure out just the right way to work the shaft and balls at the same time if you catch my drift. Could end up taking quite a bit of practice, might have to call off work frequently to spend the day trying to find the best methods.
idk just spit-balling ideas out loud out here.

Been drinking, will check back in the AM

>>38622315
I think that'd work. Are you going to have your players make rolls during sex?

>>38621475
Be the change you want to see and post Sora here. I always tought she has a very mature attitude and has that ''mother that tries to act like your older sister'' vibe

Koyori is doing hag things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZmZDBFFTC4

>>38627280
Cooking with Koyo

>>38604220
That's just a metaphor for me almost killing Marine when we had sex for the first time. I shot my backed up semen into her like a fucking laser beam.

So um... is there an age cap for /hag/? Like a TOO OLD for /hag/ thing as we apparently got a legit granny vtuber now...

>>38629842
If you want to post her, I see no reason to object. The older they get, the haggier they get, I suppose?

>>38631265
I'm just kinda shocked it took this long to get one. Although at the same time never figured she'd use that kind of model but eh strange times

>>38631325
Guess it just finally got either cheap enough or userfriendly enough? And we might be getting more soon, too. She's looking for friends her age to do things with, according to https://meta-grandma.com/ .

>>38631624
Japanese Grannies are on another level!

I wish I had a tasty Watame to snack from, too.

>>38632824
Infinite food....

>>38633701
Most edible hag in Holo.

>>38622554
Good morning everyone I'm back.
I have had them roll for sex before. The group doesn't get uncomfortable with sex cause we typically play it for comedy.
I have the player and the NPC each roll a performance check. Advantage and Disadvantage is given based on special circumstances. I don't go into super lewd detail, but I might say something specific for story or humor.
Ex. There is an upcoming situation where I'm 99% sure that our rogue (A very handsome and charismatic rogue. He is a honeypot cold war spy type) is going to end up fucking an NPC who is basically Aki. I'm gonna have her suddenly ask him to call her "Aunty" or "Mommy" in the middle of it. If he says he is not down with that, it is gonna be at disadvantage cause she is disappointed.
I'm not gonna say he is being a prude or something if he isn't into incest play with some woman he barely knows. I'm just gonna say she isn't gonna contact him for a follow up. He is a high charisma rogue with the noble background, he has further opportunity to get laid.

Oh one more example of the sex jokes. Another party member got a nat 20 on his performance check while the woman simultaneously rolled bad even with her performance modifier. So the joke was that he was laying pipe so good that she just went stupid over it.
She apparently went so stupid that she forgot about birth control. I rolled in secret, she is pregnant. That's gonna come back pon him, cause this campaign is gonna have time skips and take place over longer period of time, so that kid is a gonna be born at some point.

One day I will be your favorite hagtuber

>>38631325
>it took this long to get one
I mean, there was already a JP granny chuuba before vtubers were popular, it just that her character isn't anime style. I think her name was ババsomething

>>38635576
I will find you.

>>38635557
>our DM was picked up by a huge game developer for his mad drawing skills so we are stuck not being able to continue our campaign (he obviously cannot miss a chance like this)
Fuck, i just want to roleplay.

Sex with hags is nice but I'd like it if I could just wake up next to one someday

>>38568058
>Fubuchan has a modest bush
>Mio has a full jungle
OH MY DICK

>>38589774
Don't do this to me, not now, please.

>>38616992
>There is no in between for being a virgin and a cumdump
lmao

>>38639588
As it should be
There’s a reason why Mio’s oshi mark is a forest

>>38568058
There are enough hag pheromones in that room to drive a man wild

I wanna fuck Flare

>>38641013
BLOOMERS