/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38491718
Fauna filters me

I'm an unabashed HAGCHAD, especially after that Mio outfit reveal

>>38491718
ok I will

>>38491718
The negative karma generated by Vesties with their cuckposting over the months has built within me the great interest and want, to see him kicked to the curb so I can watch them at their most vulnerable and distraught.
I will take great pleasure in watching their joy fade away for the thread shitting they've committed.
It will spread to the others and I'll enjoy watching it burn their fans too.
I am a horrible person and so are they.

>>38491718
bought Ina's outfit because she's been gone for so long, tried it on and I actually somewhat look like her. This is giving me mixed feelings.

>>38494354
Are you a cute girl?

>>38491718
I like bae

>>38494354
Would you like to visit me? As a joke, of course.

I got fed up with HoloEN, so I took jewish pill. I still love Fauna, but I found replacement for Ina.

>>38491718
I had a dream where I went through my monitor to meet gura and she was this small dorky looking girl with glasses and side ponytail, but it being a dream of course my brain did the unthinkable and I started to study her body proportions to judge if they are correct for a loli, don remember anything after that
I don't even watch her or any of the ENs

I'm responsible for a lot of the Shondo antis threads on here. I've noticed my influence has actually gotten to other anons on here and it's actually kinda depressing. With that said I've also noticed a lot of negative karma in my life everytime I make spergthreads or angry posts about her. I've since then stopped making antis threads about her.

Honestly the main reason why I became an antis was because she deliberately ignored my fan art while going on to directly compliment on other people's fan art.

>>38491718
I wish all Hololive girls suddenly stopped being seiso and started being turbo sluts. Especially nice girls like Fauna.

>>38499909
Some sins can't be forgiven

>>38491718
I haven't jacked off to Fauna in 2 days

>>38499439
Who?

>>38491718
I doxxed Fauna's previous internet persona

>>38491718

I have no idea how to flirt with people and have extreme anxiety over initiating conversations with new people, especially women. I'm going to die a friendless virgin.

>>38491718
I got shit faced in Byron last weekend, yelled at random people asking who their Oshi was, then proclaimed Bae was better.
People thought I was talking about some random Ex or something and by the end of the night the coppers had been called to which I proceeded to run from like a tard and stumble over eating a shit ton of gravel.
But Bae's worth it.

>>38503769
Fucking kino lel, you should like a fun dude

>>38503828
>should
Sound*

>>38503360
I hope that gets easier for you. I doubt you'll die a friendless virgin.

I only watch clips and edited content. I hate endless, meandering streams.

>>38491718
I have exclusively jacked off to Council for the last month, especially Kronii and Mumei yuri.

I really miss fauna
And the other saplings...
uuUuu I'm so lonely..

>>38491718
I spent all night yesterday trying to convince myself that this one chuuba has an onlyfans and is a camwhore, sadly they are not the same person

b

>>38491718
I really love my oshi.

>>38491718
IRyS is my oshi but I hope her music keeps flopping so she can drop the vsinger shit and go full GFE

>>38491718
A person who wronged me in a massive way is hellbound and I don't want to witness for them even though I know I probably should.

im trying to become fauna

ANAL SEX WITH RIN

>>38504109
Me too
Not in a faggy way though

>>38504109
Come'ere I missed you too.

>>38491718
I will never call Pink Woman Mori or Calli. She will always be Calliope to me.

>>38491718
I'm Sodamom and I used the persona as a shield to cope with my illness and to feel useful by babying mentally ill and struggling people in /infinity/.

What I really am is a depressing jackass who can't do anything of value and all I do is soak up resources and people's valuable time.

>>38499909
You already have nijiEn and vshojo for that anon. No need for more whores.

>>38491718
I really really hope that Kson goes against how she is and does 3dpd lewd content on fc2 or whatever. Or if not that then at least with the avatar.

>>38520026
Too fat and walled now to do that. She even has stretch marks now.

I consume GFE and H-ASMR content even though I know it's rotting my brain and turning me into a husk who feels nothing unless an anime girl is telling me she loves me or to cum

Got a viewer to cum tribute my oshi

>>38499909
>Fauna
>seiso
anon...

>>38491718
It's more fun to shitpost here than it is to actually watch vtubers

>>38491718
i love hags

>>38491718
I watch to have hot, passionate postmarital sex with Anya. Not because of the new criminal codes, either, I just love Anya that much. Also because Anya is soft-spoken, and she's certainly aware of a lot of spicy stuffs without feeling the need to draw attention to it.

>>38517011
Jesus christ that split is grim. Out of curiosity, what's your illness?

>>38516782
>>38516543
Saplings! Hello!

>>38491718
i'm unironically an orthodox priest in a small village in romania and i want fauna to confess to me
>this is my confession btw

>>38527020
Post robes or get out.

I want to have rough, neck biting, toe curling, ball clapping, pillow throwing, leg locking, sweaty, raunchy, animalistic sex with every single hagtuber, and make them cum so much that that they cry from over stimulation.

I fell in love with Fauna from her very first stream, when everyone hated/was indifferent about her. Now that she's popular I kind of hate it, but I know I should be happy for her.

>>38515774
You can't help those who won't help themselves.

>>38527276
>my liturgy is small

i like it when the tree rat rapes me

>>38491718
I don’t like when Gura babbles like a retard for minutes and don’t understand how people find that entertaining

>>38491718
Lisa is my oshi but I rarely check out her own streams. I prefer it when she collabs with Pippa but that era has come and gone and it left me hollow

>>38491718
After years of sleep deprivation I started to sleep and wake up early just because, in my timezone, Nene streams at 6am and I wanted to catch her streams.

Cunnyposting turned me into an unironic pedophile

>>38527809
Bless you, fellow sapling

>>38491718
You are neither a man or a priest and therefor can not absolve me of my sins, Fauna.

>>38529477
bless you to my brother in earth, may your path as a sapling be helped by my blessing.

>>38527809
Holy based. Literally.

A chuuba had a short stream after a few weeks break and I immediately started masturbating to her voice.

>>38527809
>Pastor is a degenerate that watches vtuber girls all day

Checks out

>>38527476
He's the type of dumb fuck that has never been to church in his entire life, has never read the Bible, but has convinced himself that he's done "everything right" and "he knows where he's going when he dies." Considering he's broken five of ten commandments multiple times he's pretty fucked but for some reason I feel like it's my responsibility to at least tell him how deep of shit he's in.

>>38530755
>muh 10 commandments

Moses copied the Laws of Maat. No one's impressed by your knowledge of outdated Jewish mythology

>>38530884
>reddit spacing
>implication that someone posting Anonymously on 4chan is trying to impress someone
You are mentally deficient.

>>38491718
i did my reps and regret even second of it

>>38531017
based and redpilled

>>38491718
I pretty exclusively watch clips of JP because I can't speak any nippon. The only JP streams I watch live are big collabs like Sports Fest or Among Us.

>>38530948
>grasping straws: the post

>>38531470
Explain to me how an Anonymous poster with no identity can make an effort to impress others. Tip: You can't because it makes no sense.

>>38527946
Me too... I hope fauna touches me like that too

>>38530077
>pastor
anon we are priest or father for those close to our church, we don't raise sheep's we just help fellow dirt spirits to find a way in this mess

>>38529477
>>38529698
May Fauna be with you sapling
Squeeb

>>38532856
Not a fan of your type but more power to you

>>38533028
NTA but if you had a brain you'd realize that the entire modern entertainment industry is basically a replacement for religion, everyone is just trying to sell you a delusion to make your miserable life a bit better. The main difference is that the church used to build physical connections between people, while modern entertainment mostly builds virtual/parasocial connections that ultimately make people feel even more lonely.

>>38517011
Possibly this won't help you at all but I wish you could find meaning in your life and improve, I'm not saying this because I care about you but because it saddens me to see someone with whom I share certain interests in your state.

>>38533425
Yes I'm well aware Jesus is an idol vtuber

>>38527809
I would unironically go to church if I had a priest like you in village

>>38527809
and here I thought everyone in Romania were Evangelical.

>>38529476
People do it ironically?

>>38491718
I'm a saviourfag for God

I ironically wear vtuber cosplays and pleasure myself pretending to be them. I am close to going out in public dressed in one of these cosplays

>>38534607
I wouldn't think so.
I've read so many "whoops I slipped on a banana peel and now I'm a pedophile" posts in these threads.

>>38536010
proof?

>>38536189
here's my grunge Mumei and normal mumei. i post on the Kronii thread cos I want kronii to peg me

>>38535747
That dynamic sounds a little backward.

I, uuhm...
I s-sometimes watch at 1,5x
Sorry not sorry

>>38537456
I Wish I could do that for livestreams.

>>38536371
>>38527809

I fucking love this board

>>38491718
I genuinely want a platonic friendship with my oshi and I want her to help me feel like a human being.

>>38536371
>>38527809
A tranny and a priest walk into a thread...

I've been watching more anime lately, in place of watching streams.