/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Kiara: now now Gura, if you don't stream, The Noir will come and defile you
>Gura: EEEK!
>Mori: I heard he is still out there... after all this years... I wish Ame was still with us...
>Kiara: Well... I least we have a body to bury... well most of it..
>Mori: yea, it could be worse, we could have another Baelz situation
>Gura: *trying as hard as possible not to puke*

>>38485716
shitty headcanon cope
tempus is not and will never be hololive

And here I thought women were the ones who wrote fanfiction.

>>38485756
Yes, totally different entities.

>>38485740
>* a year passes *
>the (Remaining) EN girls gather for an off collab
>Kiara: well Im glad you could all make it in time for tomorrow off collab, Even you are back Ina!
>*Vesper using Inas face as a mask*: ...
>Mori: hahaha! as quiet as ever, Ina!
*they all laugh*

>>38485862
Fuck you, it doesn't count

>>38485862
hahahahaha, nice one cover

>Calli's daughter wakes up crying at midnight.
>"Mommy, mommy!"
>Callie asks her what's up
>The Noir, the Noir is coming to get me!"
>Calli reassures her that it's just a silly tale to get idols to eat their vegetables.
>Calli lets her daughter sleep in her bed for the night.
>She sees what must've been a pile of clothes turn into vesper, staying very, very still.

>>38486027
What ? I think that anon mean they are holostar, not hololive in the first place so
>tempus is not and will never be hololive

>>38485756
>OP makes a joke thread
>Anon: C-cope!
????

>>38485862
>Holostars en logo below hololive en logo
Two separate entities

>>38486569
unicucks alway seething even when the are "winning"

>>38486649
>doesn’t know anything about basic graphic design
Actual retard

we already had this thread like 2 days ago with the same exact first and second messages

>>38487171
proof next thread I guess?

>>38487385
>>38402408

>>38487817
Dead Internet.
Most of the anons on this board are bots here to guide conversation through spam and reposts, sane with jannies.

>>38487817
pfff... really cuckbeat? that's just a weird coincidence and nothing more, stop being a schizo, you are embarassing yourself

>>38485756
don't know jokes anymore?

>>38485716
>>38485740
>>38485912
I love the new "El Noir" creepypasta

>>38485716
>>38485740
>>38485912
>>38486070
Based The noir posting
I want more

>>38487171
meds

>>38485740
Cool story, anon

>>38487171
what being chronically /here/ does to a mf

>>38485716
Noir

>>38495884
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38485716
Stay in your containment thread mans troons

>>38497961
that's the less likely place for "THE NOIR" to attack, thanks for trying to keep me safe anon! I wish your oshi is safe too
Here, have a cucky

>>38485862
>Vesper is perfectly positioned to easily crop out

If this /become/ for males?

>>38504405
I'm pretty sure /become/ is /become/ for males.

>>38485756
Because Tempus is better than Hololive. Women aren't funny.

Wow this thread is fucking dogshit!
THE NOIR isn’t a thing, it’s not going to become a thing.

>>38485756
They are HoloStars though

>>38498288
Holy fuck you're right.

>>38505142
uh... anon what's that sound... its coming from inside the walls... could it be...?

NO! AIEEEEEE-

>>38485716
>The Noir is coming
Ok, and?

Vesper has actually been off the grid for 3 weeks now and that's why they issued a public suspension - they haven't been able to find him, but all the female cover managers are mysteriously starting to get positive pregnancy tests.

His delicate inflated ego hasn't even allowed him to even tweet so that his faggot fanbase can stfu. Guy doesn't give a fuck about his fans. It's obvious and don't make excuses for this because girls like ina and gura get shat on daily for the same miscommunication reasons. I hope the piece of shit graduates and take the rest of the faggots with him.

>>38509048
Is your mom getting fucked by a bbc

>>38513251
>>38513883
>>38516519
>>38516591
He is in your walls! hide your Oshi!

>>38519222
He can fuck them all he wants I don't have an oshi.

>>38519351
oh god... then.. you better hid yourself!!!
*bike bells rings in the distance*
OH SHI-

I feel like he'll be the first to graduate

>>38522933
so he will be the Ina of StarsEN?

>>38485716
It would be funny if management just forgot he existed and he has no way of contacting them without breaking more NDA shit.

>>38523042
he can contact them, but he is too socially anxious to actually reach out
just sitting there in front of his pc writing her 20th email and then deleting it once again

>>38520067
You sure Vesper want to play autist bogeyman? Because I have a registered glock i carry for self defense.

>>38523530
>mfw he thinks a human weapon can stop The Noir

>>38523603
If he bleeds then he can be killed.

>>38486649
and both are under the umbrella hololive productions

>>38523895
The Noir is living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this.
In case you are, please read the below FAQ:

>Why is The Noir living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.

>Is The Noir only in my walls?
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

>How is The Noir surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

>What is The Noir planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.

>What do I do about The Noir living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When is The Noir going to stop living in my walls?
You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of The Noir living in my walls?
Be aware.

What if I am ok with The Noir living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.
-The Noir

>>38523603
>Vesper is MIA until the scheduled group collab next monday.
>Its a Larp of "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
>Except instead of Carmen they have to find Vesper.
>Makes his awkward return into an actual fun collab event.