/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ame links and info: https://rentry.org/Ameliur

ILOVE AME

ILOVE AME

ILOVE AME
Here's a little edit
https://litter.catbox.moe/eixkqm.png

What are the odds of us getting WW tomorrow?

>>38464043
I don't think she has expressed interest in Wind Waker before so probably not

>>38464128
That's not Wind Waker, that's Willy's Wonderland the 2021's Nicholas Cage horror movie

>>38463876

>>38463906
Nice

ILOVE AME
>>38463906
Goddamnit I just finished editing your edit to add the booba mole only to find that somehow, spontaneously, Catbox is rife with internal server errors.

Anyone have that video of an ame cosplayer riding and giving a thigh job to a dildo?

ILOVE AME

Yeah she’s pretty cool.

>>38466430
>>37345201
Link dead but i have it on PC but catbox dead too atm

Her twitter
https://twitter.com/notnoelchan/status/1579595855203827712

Spot the difference.

>>38465144
Did you try litter.catbox?

>>38467527
one is sus

>>38467527
my heart knows but my dick is confused

>>38467941
Aye, and it sent back the tired old "bad gateway" error.
I swear, those sites are held together by toothpicks and glue these days, what with all the financial troubles.

>>38468696
>>>/i/706274
Post here and link post

>>38468696
Can try holo.booru.org if you want, I'll turn on anon upload for a bit

>>38464128
>I don't think she has expressed interest in Wind Waker
She has though

>>38469018
the chances are increasing

>>38466430
Dozo uploaded it on MEGA
https://mega.nz/file/wuRmCCSK#9xUk_RRwV2meGwnDaeIMRQV0HiGSUoDQyV8NBRJ-8VM

>>38468950
>>>/i/727411
Didn't think of that, thanks.

ILOVE AME

>>38469522
Such a cute Ame

>>38469157
Thanks.

ILOVE posting cute ames

bowlson

>>38472542
Based

>>38472542
Based

>>38472542
based

Has Ame made any members posts since she vanished?

>>38473040
She barely made members posts before she banished anon, what makes you think she would make any during her break? lol

>>38473040
Nope she's taking a mental break from hololive Gura-style
Be glad she posted about whiskers

>>38473090
Anon she makes more members posts than any member of hololive, all branches.

>>38473134
proof next thread of course

>>38473134
He's being a fag but member posts have gotten more sparse. We still get more than everyone else anyway, I'm pretty sure, but I still miss them (and Ame).
>>38473132
She wasn't shy about Ame lockdown so I dunno what this is. 'Ideally' it's because gluten caught up with her for real, she really isn't taking it seriously enough. Hopefully it's not a new health issue.

>>38473040
That depends. Are you tier 3?

>>38473702
I miss this intro, it was cute but also ame had massive tits

Puzzle-mate today?

>>38474114
Okay
https://jigex.com/vFFWc

>>38472542
Based

God bless bikini Ame

https://twitter.com/shironekoKFP/status/1598149401662619648

https://litter.catbox.moe/9dgrn3.jpg

https://litter.catbox.moe/3bej5m.png

>>38476557
>black dick
every time

One more!
https://jigex.com/T1Ra5

>>38476587
Are you color blind or just obsessed with black dick? That's not even close to being black.

>>38476713
That's literally a black dick, what is it to you then? Dipped in ink?

>>38476587
>>38476784
I'm not black but my dick is a bit more brown than the rest of my otherwise pale body. Literally obsessed.

>>38476587
>beautiful naked ame
>focuses on a cock
Is there something on your mind, Anon?

>>38476784
Do you not have your own penis to look at?

Want the Watcock

>>38476928
>not black
>dick is brown
what the fuck kind of freak are you?
>>38476959
That's why I complained, every time there's a naked Ame getting dicked it's always with some fucking blacks for some reason.
>>38476971
Yeah and its fucking pink at most. Not brown.

>>38477067
Just a friendly reminder for those who missed it, since he seems to be among us, Ameschizo outed himself as a bugmen earlier today. Kinda explains his pink dick too
>>38439355

>>38477005
takock

>>38476959
Teamates lust for COCK

>>38477112
Idk what the fuck you're talking about that's not me and also
>chink
>pink dick
??? Bugs are browns too, you fags are the ones with neapolitan ice cream dicks.

>>38476784
Looks like a dick where no light is hitting it. I mean is your dick paper white or something?

Enough of that

>>38477305
You mean like her legs? That's how a white dick on darkness should look like at least. That is unmistakable a black dick, this is fucking baffling to me. You people are really walking around with dark dicks?

I check the thread and everyone is talking about dicks

>>38477406
you're either a woman or a eunuch

>>38477422
It's either gonna be about Ame or cocks, let's be honest.

>>38477483
Ame cock it is then
https://litter.catbox.moe/xxoexa.jpg

>>38477463
You really are telling me you have a black dick? I want you to say it lmao

>>38477422
Yeah. How's yours anon? Is it on the up and up?

>>38477521
Wait a fucking second? That dick is pink! You guys told me dicks are fucking black, it doesn't matter the color of your skin.

>>38477405

>>38477599
it's also attached to a woman, so it might not be most accurate

Dudes never heard of shadows and lighting lmao. Does every room in your house have fluorescent lighting?

>>38477688
I don't turn black when it's night anon. Anyway that drawing has Ame's legs on shadow too and they don't look black. Stop making excuses for your multicolor dick.

>>38477688
Wait, you guys don't glow?

>>38477759

>>38477759
Hmmm......

The only way to solve this conundrum is if we all start posting our dicks.

>>38477599
She wears a skirt so the Watcock has more exposure to sunlight than a regular male penis

>>38477976
Hahaha yeah I think teamates should show me their fat throbbing cocks and humiliate me for mine being smaller hahaha...

>>38478058

>>38477976
https://litter.catbox.moe/yuerp7.png

Mine is a little busy right now

>>38478230
Aren't alligator dicks incredibly small?

>>38478285
n-no

>>38478388

And I was insecure for having a dick with the color of a blackman and the size of an asianman
Thank you guys, I feel better

>>38478950
Do you glow tho

Has this puzzle taken even longer than the fireworks one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT7mfF97m3w

>>38479743
what if I cum inside

Nice
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99676115

>>38479773
Do not cum on the smol Ame

I'm still hoping to this day

>>31629943
>>31629943
>>31629943

>>38480532
Wrong thread?

>>38478459
smol penis for a smol girl

>>38478032

>>38482223
is this cropped porn?

>>38482273
off screen Smol Ame is sucking the soul out of this Gator's dick like a straw

>>38482318
Smol Ame is the type to gnaw on and twist her straws

>>38482318
Man, I wanna see...

>>38467527
It really is confusing sometimes...

>>38467527
They played a cute game of Valo together, I hope they both had fun when they did.

>130 years old
Ame is actually ultimate hag

I miss Ame

I didn't even think about Ame for 24 hours straight

>>38485154
Don't lie to me, you fuck.

I really really really miss Ame, holmies

>>38486074
Aim better

>>38487559
Who's this girl? She doesn't smell like Ame

>>38487923
Looks fine to me

I'm happy when I'm with Ame

It's been 5 years bros...

So how likely is it we get our regularly scheduled Watson Wednesday tomorrow?

>>38489426
bout tree fiddy

[Rrat News] Stream in about ten hours, she's going to be talking about everything that happened on November!
Also, she's been doing push-ups lately and her chest and shoulders kinda hurt!

I've been missing Ame a lot too...

https://youtu.be/3G1u-aSyKWU

We've been bamboozled...
https://twitter.com/chillout_tang/status/1600298125117517825

>>38489489
I'm going to superchat whoever this is and tell her she's a fucking cancer disrupting other fanbases

>>38489727
Smol Ame, you can't even recognize your own mother?

>>38489426
Hopefully maybe probably not, I dunno. That last break fucked me up, a couple days in and she blows our minds with that karaoke. Has me keeping an eye out thinking tonights the night, every night.

>>38489426
Highly unlikely, and desu for the better, since she's clearly in such a terrible state. But y'know, I wouldn't mind if she did come back tomorrow since I fucking miss her

>>38491502
Yeah, I hope she's taking care of herself, but man if I wouldn't kill for any sort of update right now. I'm sure she's fine but this whole situation has just been so weird

>>38487559
Smells like... Kani...

>>38492500
Ina wants to die after being raped by Vesper so Ame's coming over to humanely euthanize her with wild lesbian sex. It has to be kept hush hush because according to federal law it's technically murder.

Someone asked Haachama if she plans on collabing with Ame again and she said that they have a singing collab planned but they didn't decide much yet. I'll post a timestamp when she ends the stream

>>38495959
Either that’s jp trip 100% confirmed or Ame is doing some long distance karaoke shenanigans

>>38496095
Asking Haachama to test a prototype software, live, is a recipe for a disaster.
JP it is.

>>38496095
>>38496163
so that means jp trip soon(tm)

>>38496095
She's in Haachama English mode right now so she might have meant a cover but conveyed it in her own way

>>38496241
Yeah, she said it wasn't going to be a stream so it's likely a cover of some kind

>>38496353
Also good though, hearing Ame sing in Japanese with Meru was lovely, now she has another blonde sister wife to sing with from the sounds of it

>>38496353
Or a 3D concert.

>>38496703
That would quite technically still count as a stream, you fuckin' dongus.

>>38497029
Try to view it from Haachama's brain.

>>38497162
>Haachama's brain.
That thing is an enigma.

>>38497379
Skill issue.

>>38497162
>Try to view it from Haachama's brain.
That is not possible and is likely harmful to attempt.

Hope Ame will be back tomorrow
goodnight anons
o7

>>38497379
more like a myth

>>38497731
myth mention???

https://youtu.be/bo3OjavDbn0?t=1780

>>38498102
>singing collab
>not a stream
Sounds like a cover

>>38498102
Sounds like she has the singing planned, but still wants to do a normal collab.

>>38498102
I will love this

>>38498102
Luv Chammers, luv 'Melier

>>38496442
>hearing Ame sing in Japanese with Meru
Are you perhaps hinting that if haachama were to do a cover, she'll do a Japanese one?

members post

tl;dr "I'm burned out"

doesn't sound like we're getting any Ame back this week

Holy shit a handcam/ASMR area and possibly more shooting range content?
Let's fucking go

>shooting range
USA USA USA

>>38220201
Aaand looks like I was right again
Got called a retard, people saying she'd be back this Wednesday, etc
It was obvious this break would be longer
I know Ame better than you

Soon, teamates.
Also, the fact that she is working for US(A) while on break makes me feel fluttery.

https://twitter.com/JQHNHARQLD/status/1600184391363284993
Meanwhile, smol ame.

Does anyone feels like she's getting tired of being "just a vtuber"? that's the feeling i got from that members post, she sounds like she wants to do more things than just stream a game, and if that keeps up eventually she won't be a vtuber anymore, it sounds like doomposting but i'm seriously considering that, and it feels awful

Do you think Ame will collab with Beanis again?

>>38507790
she was mercilessly gunned down anon...
it's time to let go...

>>38507790
that whore gave her gas

>>38507878
No... the tacos...

Has anyone seen my wife?

Were membership wallpapers a part of "the same old"?
She hasn't been able to stick with the idea for a damn month, and Ultrakill / Pokemon are likely abandoned too.
Holy christ, Ame, take your ADHD meds.

>>38507685
I know this is baot but I want to expand on it
Its not about being tired of the content, she's tired be ause of her lifestyle
Anyone gets burned out of ANYTHING if they don't have a healthy approach to it, no matter how much you love something
And waking up 10 - 30 minutes before the streams, meaning she forces herseld to wake up and do something makes your brain think said activity is not enojoyable

tl;dr if she had a more structured lifestyle, she wouldn't have the problems she's having now

>>38508439
Anon...
She is... six feet underground.

>>38508478
She doesn't believe in medicine, she'll never get diagnosed

>>38507685
I know this is bait but I want to expand on it
Its not about being tired of the content, she's tired because of her lifestyle
Anyone gets burned out of ANYTHING if they don't have a healthy approach to it, no matter how much you love something
And waking up 10 - 30 minutes before the streams, meaning she forces herself to wake up and do something makes your brain think said activity is not enjoyable

tl;dr if she had a more structured lifestyle, she wouldn't have the problems she's having now

>>38508561
Its funny because Ame's genmate (Mori) literally can't function without her ADHD meds
And with them she's a fucking content machine for new songs and long streams.
I wonder what would happen to Ame's content if she started taking brain chemicals, I don't really know much about this stuff, but seems like it kinda makes you superhuman

>>38507923
And that's a bad thing how, exactly?

>>38508439
She will be reincarnated next year in more sexy form, i believe

>>38508916
it's the ADHD that makes you brain work in overdrive, meds just give you the consistent dopamine level that prevents you from seeking out new stimuli all the time, so you can actually focus on what you're doing

Oh yeah, counterside collab guide is here.
https://counterside.com/?p=5413
The good news is Ame's VR world gets more recognition.
The bad news is the free skin pull is random.

tourist here, can I see what Ame actually said before it's filtered by catalog narratives

>>38509086
>free skin pull is random
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>38509086
There's no way I'm throwing money at this
Good for the girls thought, the collab will probably make a lot of money for the game
Let the crazy gachikois spend all their money

>>38509387
Check the global archive.

>>38509387
Got sick and then got busy recording stuff and renovating her place. Got it ready for handcam streams and ASMR. Also took the break to think about stuff

>>38509387
You guys got a WAH.

>apologies for being away long
>been sick
>renovating stream/studio area
>update for dedicated asmr/handcam area
>frustrated, needed break
>thinking about future content
>expand on content we can do
>miss playing games with you

Also don't be a cheap fuck and buy a membership.

>>38509774
I have like 15 of those but it's mainly indies/small corpos, so at time I don't really consider getting any more, anyway thanks

>>38509086
I'm so fucking happy I didn't actually put time in my acc for Ame, shit's random after all

>>38509442
It is especially bad for Ame because she is an SSR character.
But damn, this is a rare instance where they get even the fanbase reps correct.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT A HEART I'M SO HAPPY

>>38510147
Hand it over.

>>38510147
I will find you.

>>38510147
>>38510320
There are only 13 hearts. That narrow it down.

>>38510300
>>38510320
>>38510416
you're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

>>38489489
[Rrat News] Due to some stuff, stream gets moved to tomorrow at the same time!

So is gun asmr cleaning in the table now?

>>38512133
with handcam even

>>38507685
As I said in a post a few threads back. Being a member of EN is extremely limiting and doesn't offer even half the variety that being a JP member does. So this makes it's difficult for someone like Ame, who finds it hard to stick to routines and has always felt the need to try different things.

And if your post is bait I don't care, because I know there are people not baiting who could be thinking the same thing.

>>38512133
Don't do that dude, don't lift my hopes up.

My mind's glued to that
>smol dedicated asmr/handcam area B)
line. The optimistic part of my brain says maybe that means we'll get a decent bit more of both when she finally gets her mojo back.

>>38512801
She hearted a comment saying they don't like ASMR, so in her brain, all teamates don't like ASMR now
Forget about it
I wish I was kidding, but Ame's brain works like that

Is there anyone else here who either has or is a approaching the 2 year badge, but still doesn't have a heart from Ame?

>>38512904
I hate him, goddamnit.

>>38512904
If Teamates don't like X then she will go out of her way to do X.
This formula works, unless she's got the Ame stream-brain turned on. The one where she sees a single message and will associate it with the rest even if it's in the minority.

>>38512982
>he never had his comment read on stream or received a heart or reply under a message

>>38512982
Never got an Ame heart, but I've got a Roboco heart!

>>38512904
>>38510597
Is this you fag?

>>38512982
I-I never commented on anything...

>>38512982
Yeah. I don't comment much to begin with, though. I'm also always late so I feel like leaving a comment now when everyone else has already said everything borders on begging for attention.

>>38512982
I’m like a 1 year and half member and I never got a heart but Ame did like my reply on twitter once!

It's me, all me, all my accounts.
All those hearts? Are all mine.
Everytime she reads someone on chat? Me.
It's me, it's always been me.
Of everyone among us here, it always been me.

>>38513559
faq mungus

Why do you guys like such a weird, autistic, weak, contrarian, ADHD-ridden girl?

>>38517026
Just like me frfr

>>38517026
I wanna fist her ass

>>38513461
no im one of the other ones. i like asmr

>>38512982
I’ve gotten 4... somehow never from any member's post either

The member post was a little frustrating, even if I get it. Woke up too early so I went back to sleep for a little bit and I dreamed of furiously mating pressing her. I kinda wanna learn to lucid dream so I can do that all the time.

>>38512280
I bet Ame would love to do the little variety/skit shows the JP girls get to do in 3D

>>38517026
Isn't she perfect?

>>38513491
comments help the algorithm and other holos talked about how they are a good way to get them more reach and views. they also show that the stream did well. comments are better than likes for that so just say what you liked about the stream and why in your comment with some emotes. dont chase after hearts or you will feel like shit when you never get them. just be consistent and you will get one eventually

What are the most current rrats on what happened to her and when she's coming back?

mochi ASMR handcam stream soon fr fr

>>38517793
There's no rrats, she literally told you she's sick and burned out, on top of preparing stuff for new types of streams

I'm glad we got an update but it doesn't feel great. She's been doing tons of physical labor which means not streaming was a personal choice rather than being too sick to stream. And she's focusing it all on stuff that will most likely be 1-2 streams then never again. Also she still didn't mention missing the Pokemon stream at all, she's just completely avoiding it.

>>38512904
>But if Ame does it I'll definitely listen
I think you missed that part.

>>38518210
What is this thing

thrust thrust thrust

>>38518237
Looks like the turkish(?) whirling dervishes.
Could also be a KKK ame though, I'm not sure.

>>38518067
She said she was sick, not that she's currently sick
She's not streaming because she wants a proper break
Its not hard to understand

>>38518067
>>38518426
I don't want to come across as a cunt but really how much time do streamers put into work? Most people work 40-50 hours a week and on top of that need to wake up early enough to get ready for work and then commute, and even after all of that they seem to be more consistent than streamers.

>>38509086
Dogshit fucking game, I can't believe I put time into this.

>>38518237
A whimsical little creature

>>38518536
Twitch streamers seem to turn their stream on, sit there and play a game for hours or sit there and watch react content for hours just so they'll be live. But for Hololive they have all of the meetings in the middle of the night and somehow recordings every week now. Not to mention having to contact managers for shit like permission to play certain games later in the week/month or ideas for streams.

>>38518237
Tiktok meme thats popping off rn of a brazilian flying puppet that people are calling the whimsical little creature. I kinda love it.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/me-when-i-was-a-baby-mestreensinador1
https://youtu.be/HlGGaP4br9U

>>38518536
Holos poor in a ton of extra work off screen, Ame's taking, what, three different kinds of lessons?

>>38518426
She had a stream scheduled, she was 10 minutes from starting it. It would be one thing if she just tweeted the break out when nothing was going on, but she was planning on 2 streams that day and streams for the weekend.

>>38518644
Japanese, Singing, and what else?

>>38518661
Dancing no?

>>38518644
Is she? Last time she mentioned the lessons it was that she hadn't started yet.

>>38518649
Most likely she overslept and Henma forced her to take at least a few days off instead of trying to stream while she's sick. When her physical health recovered she decided to take a little bit more time off to think about her future streams and to recover from her burnout. So it was both a physical and mental health break.

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1599637188873900032
Why doesn't Ame get a tweet from Cover like this, saying she's taking a break because she's mentally exhausted?

>>38518902
Where do you retards come from

>>38518902
because she probably took a break on her own volition after suggestion from her manager, while laplus was pretty much soft-suspended

>>38518902
Google translates to "mentally ill" kek

>>38518210
Reminds me of these things

>>38518536
You would come across as a cunt if this hadn't come up before, when after the summer kerfuffle was done with she said she felt like she'd taken too much time off. I'm hoping this is the usual seasonal Ame blues, since we're on another break to recharge a month after the last break to recharge. While it's frustrating, it was frustrating during lockdown too and much like then I'm still glad she just says it, even though it kinda took a little too long for her to type it this time.

As someone who suffered from adhd up to my 20s until I started taking meds, I understand her.
Shit is rough, I wish I could help her in some way. Its especially bad for following routines and having a sleep schedule

>>38518902
Cover needed to give an out for the star of the most cover-supported gen when she didn't show up in the anniversary concert somehow. Or else they will lose face.

>>38519287
Honestly she is more like me (I don't have ADHD the meds just make me super high since its legal speed.). It's just introvert neurodivergence. People think you are contrarian or weird just because you experience life differently from them. I have had sleep problems my whole life and feel in tune with her. We are strong and super kind people just different. I hope one day I will find a purpose for myself like ame. It's obvious she struggled for years finding her place. She loves hololive and her job. I am so happy and proud of her.

adhd isn't even real

ame isn't real

>>38520120

>>38519619
>She loves hololive and her job.
Seems to me like she's pretty bored of it all desu

Taxes isn't real

>>38520181
Smol ame...

Texas isn’t real

>>38520580

>>38519236
yeah don't get me wrong I'm not upset or anything, I have a lot of other things I can do if she's not streaming. The question was genuine though, it seems to be a pattern with streamers that they suffer frequently from health issues, burnout, lack of motivation, mental problems, etc.

>>38520721
>it seems to be a pattern with streamers that they suffer frequently from health issues, burnout, lack of motivation, mental problems, etc.
Because human bodies and brains didn't go through countless years of evolution to be sat at a desk talking to a computer screen.

>>38521102
I sit at a desk without talking to a computer screen (and so do most of the people in the working force) with less issues.

>>38519148
S l a y e r

>>38512982
Having my stream chats read means more to me than a heart on a comment, honestly. Means I'm contributing to a current conversation/event.

>>38522166
I've never gotten a heart on a comment, just a thumbs up, but yeah, seeing my chat get read is really nice
I usually chat more in member streams and she's responded to some things I've said because of the (usually) slower chat pace, it's great

Will I ever hear Ame sing Lonely Rolling Star again?

>>38522759
No, you will suffer for all eternity.

>>38522759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3CT_iG8I_k

At least we still have this

>>38522759
Yes
Next week, actually

I feel like this could be a Bowlson, if any editmate would wanna take a crack at this with smol Ame
https://files.catbox.moe/7w49h2.jpg

>>38509086
we cute

>>38523683
I know

>>38523683
Agreed

>>38523683
This is true

>>38518536
>you have to work harder if you do a menial job and you're not a top 1% entertainer
No shit, sherlock.

>>38520721
If they didn't have all of those problems, they wouldn't have become streamers in the first place.

https://twitter.com/Clemen_Sam/status/1600477342798790656

>>38525351
Cool. Ame wielding Gura's trident is a nice touch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cadvMf7CpcA
cute miko and ame statue goodness

>>38525716
he did one for all of myths weapons and ina's tentacles

>>38525869
Shit, I didn't scroll down to see that. My favorite is probably Mori's scythe.

>>38525351
Neat

would you?

Could you?

Could?

>>38526982
I would roll, yes.

Thank you for letting me roll along unimpeded.

Rollson stopped with ame thighs!

the seal is broken!

>>38527387
You stopped nothing
However, Ame thighs good

>>38527480

WHY YOU GUYS LET THE ROLLSON ROLL, IT'S OVER!!

>>38527621
this is the era of monkey ball and katamari old man, your time is over

>>38527621
She broke free from the chains...

>>38527437
I was simply giving the cute rollson a squishy place to stop after a good roll.

>>38527676
Monke Ball was fun
How much of the game is left for her to beat?

>>38527754
True, fair enough.

ame doko when is ame coming back please please please return soon

>>38527621
Smol Ame is inevitable

>>38528031
This weekend (I believe, frfr)

>>38528085
thanks, hope this weekend too. i can't take this anymore

>>38528031
It came to me in a dream that 'soon' meant' today. Late night Oblivion, for real.

used up all my gay today, time for bed!

>>38528279
what about the teamate orgy...

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>>38527372
it’s all ogre

https://twitter.com/OidaSama/status/1600571873829470226

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>>38530054
Checked