/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38340949
>>38341226
Fucking hell, we did it again

>>38340949

>>38341285
I'll be damned.

>>38341285
A single thread can't contain all of the hag love

I want to provide the life giving baby batter for all hags to indulge and take joy and pleasure in

>>38342594

>>38343171
There must be no better feeling in the world than fertilising a hag and her legs locking you in as she moans in sweet bliss that she'll finally get to experience motherhood

>>38343290
I want kids just as badly as they do.

>>38343412
Oji-san....

>>38343597
Yeah...

I'm 90% certain I'm the only one who would still fuck Mio if she had a wolf pussy.

>>38345189
I'd do it too.

>>38343597
The only thing I want my kids to have is for them to inherit the need to constantly wear glasses.

>>38345189
Can't be all that different right?

You call cute Fubuki a hag again

>>38347040
The cutest hag!

>>38347040
Would you rather I call her mama?

>>38347040
How come Mio is a thick busty hag, while Fubuki only has arguable some average sized tits?

I can't watch Mio's streams without getting unfathomably horny

>>38349478
Her tits have gotten bigger from being pregnant.

Watch Mio's morning stream my dudes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=UYNmKeFjXNY

Twitch hag doing some ASMR reading
https://www.twitch.tv/theeveningprimrose

Magical hag Mio my love...

>>38345189
hag cookie...

>>38351994
Milfs as magical girls are underrated.

>>38349478
Fubuki is the slender, elegant type.

>>38345189
White femanon???

>>38349478

>>38358640

>>38364288
That's a nice picture.

>>38360862
>white
>female
Sadly, no...

>>38345189
https://i.imgur.com/qB5Inec.png
I guess we'll never know.

I like Enemy...

>>38367712
Same

Sniffing Mios tail...

STOP TOUCHING ME

>>38371572
Yes touch

>every /hag/ thread is basically Mio/Botan pic dump thread
>hardly anyone posts the fluffiest, the kindest, the comfiest Holomommy of them all

>>38376421
I'm sorry, but Watame just isn't my hagshi. She does seem like a very nice ewe who would be pleasant to shag.

hag bishoujo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WLlmgirGD8
Mio to have Hag 3D

>>38380238
>Mio forest
Nice

Hag Circus.

>>38381382
imagine having a friend group like this in your 30's
life is not fair...

>>38340949
I wish to smell the fox's smelly puss

>>38383093
Life has never been fair or generous. Life is a psychopathic bastard for teasing us with Mio and her friends.

>>38384553
Why is life so cruel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re16uMCfYb4

I love hags.

>>38383093
I am in my thirties and I haven't had friends since high school.

I need to have sex with an old lady so much, Jesus Christ.

I need asses of hags.

>>38397445

>>38397445
Oshirikami Fubooty
https://files.catbox.moe/763su5.jpeg

>>38398055
This is the butt I want, the butt of my beloved hag who uses me as her personal chair and I'm suffocating under her musky scent as she grinds her bubble butt into my face trying to get comfy.

>>38398466
Plus that pun the anon did with her name translates to Godlike Ass

>>38397445
The Leaning Tower of Hag (with cake in the middle)

>>38397445
Is this one too risky?

>>38397445
Pixiv has tons of thicc hag bubble butts if you search 尻神様 (heavenly ass) and ホロライブ or copypaste the chuuba’s name in JP you wanna see after it

>>38398893
Love the fact that most artists just draw Mio with a fat thick bush by default
Guess wolves really are hairy

Just imagine Anons

>>38399825
Giving that smug look after saying she lied about it being a safe day

>>38398758
If you hadn't mentioned the pun I wouldn't have noticed it at all. I was mostly just more focused on Fubuki's godlike ass and how much I want to redden it with love with my bare hands.
>>38398893
Why would it be? you've posted two of my favourite hags and I'd like nothing more than the two of them taking turns on crushing my face with my ass until both their scents linger on my face.

>>38400792
>crushing my face with their ass.

How will you take care of your hag wife after a long day of work?

>>38402232
By running her a nice, relaxing warm bath with bubbles in it and telling her to take as long as she needs because I want her to relax and wash away all that pent up stress she has.
I also want to cook for her but I'm not too happy with my cooking skills so I hope she'll teach me.

My Mio...

My Fubuki...

My Botan...

>>38397445

My Toko…

Theyre all old women

>>38406926
Hot
30+ women are great
Who wouldn’t want a woman at the peak of her feminine libido and knows what she wants and just how to get it?

>>38406926
That's the point!

>>38406926
Not if you’re around the same age as them
Then it just becomes a normal woman who happens to be ideal

>>38407040
>>38408081
>>38408174
Theyre either infertile or they would give you children with autism

>>38408690
I already have autism so any children I'd have are fucked regardless.

>>38409105
Theyd have super autism. They will grow up being janitors on an imageboard. Or worse. A vtuber.

>>38409662
I would never allow them to work for free

>>38408690
Not true, a family member had her first kid at 40, they were prescreened with no autism
Plus the oldest recorded live birth was with a 65 year old
Just cause women are medically “geriatric pregnancies” once they hit 33 doesnt mean they cant have healthy kids
The worst you could get is prematurity

>>38408690
Maternal age doesn't cause autism, it causes chromosomal disorders like Down's.

Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊婦=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners

I kinda want hag tits right now...

>>38412798

What's the point of living if I am hagless

>>38414468
You just gotta get out and search
If you’re looking for a JP hag go to a place with a large asian population or just hit up your nearest ramen shop or asian cultural event
I’m fortunate to live near a ramen place right across a japanese language school, chatted up a lot of hag OL teachers at lunchtime
You never know where you might find your hag, you only lose if you don’t try

>>38414883
>Anon is swimming in hags
I'm jelly.

>>38414883
There is a Japanese grill by a local grocery store. Do you think I have a chance Anon? What should I do I don't want to drop my autism spaghetti in front of hags.

>>38417357
Just be yourself, hiding behind a persona isn’t gonna work if you get serious and she finds out you’re faking it
Make small talk, and try not to be too obvious you’re there to get in her pants
If there’s chopsticks or anything, act dumb and have her “teach you” how to use them
Worked for me, though asked them in JP just to catch them off guard, was kinda funny
Not every hag or cake I got with, but the more you talk to them the more confident you get
Who knows they may be there the next time you visit

>>38416975
Not really, out of every hag there’s maybe 10 or 15 JK’s or college students
JP highschoolers are just as annoying as western ones, so much drama out loud when they think you can’t understand them
Though the hags I listened into all of them were mad that men back in JP aren’t as forward and directly nice as western guys, guys in JP are polite but spineless
they also hated the language barrier

>>38349478
Fubuki has huge breasts, she just gets constantly misrepresented.

>>38419582
Massive milky Fuboobies
https://files.catbox.moe/rat9ui.png

>>38419582
NO! Fubuki is cute!

>>38418579
Wish me luck Anons

>>38411334
My dick thinks you're an actual god.

>>38420075
may Abe be with you

>>38419582
Yes, I like FBK
Fucking
Breeding
Kitsune

I dont know how to talk to people

>>38422724
Practice makes perfect
Observe and imitate

>>38422724
You're never going to get it right if you never try

>>38419904
She’s both cute and hot
Adorasexy

>>38423063
This may sound retarded. Is there a place where I can read message of people? As an example of what should I say when talking online

>>38419904
Are cute hags suppose to have delicious looking thighs?

>>38423617
Yes they're supposed to be thick so young men can grab them while breeding a hag's aging womb.

>>38424599
Not to mention strong enough to wrap around him and hold him tight as he empties his load inside

>>38424599
I thought you were suppose to put your hands on her hips when you're breeding a hag's aging womb?

>>38423467
Don't overthink it. It's a learned skill. Most people derail themselves before they even try. Just keep it simple. Interact with people that have shared interests you can talk about, or stick with stuff that's general and inoffensive. Just try to be a half decent person and listen to what the other person says and make some light inquires/small talk on that.

I like yukatas. And hags

>>38425388
This
Though true /hag/chads place it on her ass, because of the almighty Stand and Carry position
You get to show off how strong you are, get a handful of her hagbutt and have her wrap herself around you for maximum comfy all at once

Why do fox hags get scared easily?

>>38431828
STOP TOUCHING ANIMAL GIRL TAILS

>>38431882
NO

>>38431882
What about hags touching animal girl tails?

>>38431882
I WILL TOUCH HER SHIP AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

I said STOP

>>38432564
And I said no!

>>38432697
Please...

>>38432564
Hag belly erotic

>>38433276
I will n...

>>38435720
Cute

>>38433395

>>38438168
Uooohhhhhhh. For some reason out of all of the hololive characters, koyori is the one I wanna see get pregnant the most >:(

>>38438168
Oh boy, she's got some water balloons for a water fight!

>>38427642
This anon knows. Start lifting weights today to lift your hag tomorrow.

Really sad image

>>38439379
I hate this image

>>38438622
I agree
I would like Koyori to be the mother of ky children

>>38439264
If you can’t lift at least 120lbs (54kg) then you can’t hoist most of the hags here into the supremely based sex positions like stand and carry and full nelson
Plus it works in every day life
She’s feeling sick and drained? Bridal carry her to bed! Just get fit for hags

>>38376421
>Mio/Botan pic dump thread
pol anon doesn't seem to have been up lately or else you would've received quite the rebuttal. Nevertheless, I get you. The popularity just falls that way for better or worse (plenty of unsung hags that could be spoken of at any moment) . Be the change you want to see anon, keep posting

>>38438622
>>38439742
Bred

>>38440158
Imagine having sex with Koyori while she has that huge belly... I want to fuck Koyori so baf

>>38440272
>so baf
The way you wrote thid makes it sound like you are salivating at the mere thought of pregnant Koyori

>>38440459
That's because I am
I was typing with one hand, while my other hand was stroking my cock while thinking about impregnating Koyori

>>38440272

>>38440640
Just came to this

>>38440158
Why are pregnant hags so erotic. Is it the idea of a miracle happening of their sole egg being fertilized in their womb Sahara?

>>38411334
>種付けプレス=mating press
>孕ませ=impregnation
>中出し=creampie
>発情=in heat
>妊婦=pregnancy
>受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
holy fuck my dick

>>38440789
It’s the beautiful result of something both of you created
Plus free milk supply

>>38411334
>むちむち=plump/soft body
>垂れ乳=saggy tits
>剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
>黒乳首=dark nipples
>巨乳輪=large areolae
This right here. This is the perfect hag.

>>38411334
Thank you so much anon

>>38439803
I can do maybe a eighth of that.

>>38441694
Time to get down on the floor and do some push ups. You will be surprised at how quickly you can get gains.

>>38440789
Tbh I just think pregnant bellies look ridiculously sexy. The thought of a tight, round stomach that's smooth to the touch makes me diamonds. The hags are the cherry on top because I imagine they would feel very grateful.
>>38440640
My dick twitched. Thank you for sharing.

>>38441896
I haven't been able to do push ups since 1998.

>>38442276
There are many variations you can do to build up your strength. For beginners you can do wall push ups or incline like on a box, railing or whatever else. You can move on to lower and lower surfaces as you progress. Then knee push ups and finally normal push ups. Never cheat on your range of motion because only one you would be deceiving is yourself.

>>38443101
NTA
Can't do shit that got me on the tips of my toes. Takes me on the highway towards having the ligaments in my foot go to snapsville. having fucked up shaped feet got them overly tensed and even got partial tears that healed up. So best I can do arms is walls and inclines to a point else airdyne which is both bikefag and arm shit.

>>38443280
Could wearing shoes help with that since nothing in your foot wouldn't be bent? If that doesn't work then the knee push ups should still work for you since the weight is on your knees. They can be uncomfortable but that's solvable with a towel as a cushion.

>>38443540
I'd look at it, honestly never thought of doing it that way. Although I've been kinda airdyne bike shit for more a combo of cardio and arm work. And something that's not lifting since that's all I do at work. I can in theory do the heft already since well most hags don't weigh more than your usual shitter (~90lb) so a step up shouldn't be that bad although my form would have it be more suited for heft, carry and drop instead of long term carry as in a sex position.

https://youtu.be/Wjxkl2m9zro Mio Live with new outfit. Hags trying to relive their youth?

I need hag tears.

>>38446839
HAG FEET

Cleaning the whipped creme off Mio....

MIO HURRY THE FUCK UP I NEED TO SLEEP

>>38447432
So that I can shoot my own cream all over her instead

>>38447700
well you better clean her up nicely with your tongue then.

THE NEW MIO OUTFIT IS SEX AF

>>38447913
Could need to go up a cup size or two though.

>>38446839
Looks like I tuned in at the right time.
The only thing I dislike about the outfit is that below the breast part the outfit reminds me of Noire from Neptunia.

>>38447913
Agreed, it makes her hips look extra wide

>>38447935
She's wearing a corset. I think it's just being compressed.

I like the short hair more.

>>38447980
I can sorta see a slight overbulge so you might have a point...

Just tuned in and I must say Mio aren't you a little bit too sex right now? Your stream might be moved to fc2 or an adult website.

>>38448039
Short hair just doesn't do it for me no matter what I try. The long hair just has that pure fluff ability in it.
Also that Bulge though

>>38448150
I can't get into long hair. I vastly prefer short. It's out of the way while still capable of being hot as fuck. Short hair also exhudes an air of strength, whether that be physical strength or emotional fortitude (which is coupled with maturity).

Wew lad

The best playing card suit costume we've had in years

>>38448365
Probably best since Polka's debut outfit although that one's hard to top

>>38446839
You might have an ace up your sleeve, but Mio has a dozen or so aces around her hips.

>>38448365
Nina's new one is also great, though to be honest - that it's not overtly about the playing card motif is its biggest strength.

I just want to fuck a hag lion....

>>38449326
i just want the hag lion to fuck me

>>38449626
Are you willing to risk the barbs?

>>38449326
I just want to be comforted by a hag after she's dominated me roughly in bed and leaving me with many bite / scratch marks that need medical attention.

>>38449804
hags are busy so they have to go back to work immediately after milking you dry

>>38449658
Without hesitation

>>38449804
I sent this unironically to someone i know irl

>>38450107
Hot.

That Muff Peek...

>the council of hags shall decide your fate

>>38450924
I want to bury myself deep inside her throat and break that choker

>>38450924
I want to nuzzle the tips of those hairs...

>>38419177
>they also hated the language barrier
Don't worry, hags, I'm working on it!

>>38446978

>>38448039
>That cleavage
Naughty hag wanted to show off her milkers she needs pregnancy correction

>>38448039
SHORT HAIR MIO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Mio's new outfit is heavely inspired on the Queen of Hearts. Queen of Hearts is a term often used on raceplay with White Man x Female of another race. She really needs the BWC, specially mine.

>>38455351
No, I think she would prefer mine!

>>38455351
Well that tarot card reading a while back said she’s most ideal to foreigners and eccentric types of people

>>38455351
>not big
>not white
Oh... okay...

>>38456581
>not white
I'm sorry for your loss

>>38455351
>Not white
>not male
It's over

>>38457417
CORDOBA
O
R
D
O
B
A

>>38457417
Are you a hag or cake by any chance?

>>38455351
>Not white
>Am a 6'4 black man
Looks like I have to rape my oshi...

>>38459647
Looks like I have to shoot you nigger

>>38459847
That won't unrape, Mio...and you'll probably be shot first

>>38459923
Anon if you truly love your hagfu you wouldn't rape her. Absolutely shameful behavior.

>>38455351

>>38460121
You know anon you're right.
I regret my previous statements...Instead of raping Mio I would like to make sweet baby making love to her.

>>38460121
What about rapeplay or consensual rape
Even master (mistress)/pet dynamic is better

>>38460380
>consensual rape
How does that work?

>>38460380
>master/pet play
I suddenly wanna take one of the hag canines out for “walkies” on a leash rn

>>38460537
Imagine how cute embarrassed Mio would be when she gets taken for a walk on a leash.
I'd kill to see it

>>38456855
Yeah. Absolutely no one has a SLC fetish. The only reason I even exist is because my mother believed in abstinence, and got stuck with a shrimp dicked husband.

>>38460121
Not him but a real man let's his hag wife rape him whenever she feels like it.

>>38460647
She’s pretty cute with one on in public
https://litter.catbox.moe/g6ova5.jpeg

>>38461130
This is nice, but I want her to walk on all fours..

>>38462319
>a way for a woman to let potential white lovers know she is available
Getting desperate, aren't we?

>>38462319
What does she do to the young boys who have dick sizes that doesn't satisfy her?

>>38462717
>>38411334
>授乳手コキ=nursing handjob

>>38462862
This news pleases me greatly but also makes me somewhat sad because I'm not sure I'm large enough to ever satisfy her when she wants children.

>>38462319
>>38462862
>A desperate Mio giving nursing handjobs to young white boys behind the school

>>38462319
but can the hakujin save her?

>>38459647
If I was a 6'4 black man I would never have allowed myself to end up in a place like this. How does that even happen?

>>38409662
>>38410184
Any child from one of the great hags can /become successful in life

did you like Mios new outfit?

teef

>>38474515
What would a blowjob feel like from Mio?

>>38474575
lots of giggling and wheezing. would probably puke on your dick midway considering her history with that stuff on streams in the past

>>38470556
I think it's cute.

>>38470556
It makes her look younger, which is also cute because hags trying to be young is my fetish

>>38465527
>How does that even happen?
i ask myself that every day I come here

MIO NEW OUTFIT SEXOOOOOO

>>38474805
I'm not going to deep-throat her, anon. I want her to be in control when she's sucking me off and I want her to make me feel really good even if the blowjob is really sloppy.
I think her giggling or wheezing might kill my boner though. But I don't think I'd care because at the end of the day, I'm not gonna force her to suck me off and I genuinely love hearing her giggles.

>>38470556
Not a fan. It looks like it was made for some crazy menhera zoomer

>>38477421
She just wants to look young and pretty again, anon.

>>38477421
Didn't know being in a dress made people into menhera zoomers

>>38470556
Reminds me of a older woman trying to fit in clothes she wore when she was younger but it’s now a size too small
Her clothes can’t contain her milfy body

>>38474805
>>38477242
Giggling and wheezing would feel good since it sends vibrations through your dick
Not as strong as Botan’s purring fellatio trick but still nice

Is Flare a hag?

>>38478374
Yes.

>>38478504
Ok great
I want to have lots of loving sex with Flare while rubbing her ears

>>38478374
Yes, that chocolate elf is a fully mature hag

>>38478571
what the fuck are these proportions

>>38476234
It's a travesty that Japan hasn't produced a popular 魔法熟女 manga/anime

>>38478371
Didn't know that. Now I kind of want her to giggle my dick (in her mouth) to orgasm.

With Marine ony a few weeks away from hagdom, here’s who to look forward to in 2023 from earliest ripening hags to latest
Gundo Mirei
Warabeda Meiji
Sana
Subaru
Shiina Yuika
Pomu Rainpuff
Ina
Yorumi Rena

>>38478748
Just find her somen member’s asmr she’s done and it’ll sound close to it at least
Lots of giggling and loud wet slurping in that

>>38480724
I took this photo of my wife enjoying the snow.

>>38474575
Mio looks up at you nervously, a light blush on her cheeks.

"Heey, don't stare so much, it's embarrassing..." She giggles softly as her hands rest on your lap. Slowly her gaze shifts lower and she eyes your bulge, eyebrows raising curiously. "Heeeh, aren't you a little too eager?" Her eyes close halfway as she observes you, a mixture of smugness and embarrassment in her smile.

Her palm presses against your cock, tracing your length over your pants, rubbing it up and down as she looks for the button and ultimately your zipper, her dextrous fingers making quick work of both in order to free up your cock from its prison. The blush darkens as she gets a good look at just how excited you were, and she grins.

"If you wanted me to use my mouth this much, why didn't you say it before?" You feel a rush of pleasure when her fingers wrap around your girth. "I would have done it for you, y'know..."

Mio smiles happily, though her ears flatten slightly as she continues: "I don't know how good I'll be, but... I'll do my best, okay?"

She slowly pumps her hand up and down, feeling as you throb and twitch under her touch. Her eyes fixate on your head and the small droplets of clear liquid that flow out and smear her soft skin, eventually bringing her face closer. You're surprised when Mio brings her nose to your testicles, her nose lightly brushing the sensitive skin there as you feel a handful of whiffs and sniffs, air tickling your sensitive parts as she exhales. "Haah... It's such a strong smell..." The tips of her wolf ears twitch excitedly as more and more of your scent courses through her body.

Finally, after glancing up at you for a moment, you feel the moist softness of her lips as she gives your underside a tentative kiss, then another and another still - moving upwards on your shaft until she smooches your cockhead, slurping a bead of pre into her mouth, her ears twitching happily as she gets a taste. It's hard to hold back moans and grunts as the wolf uses her tongue to polish your glans from top to bottom, leaving behind a thick coating of her saliva that begins to drip and coat the rest of your shaft.

"Heeeh... Isn't this a bit much, Anon-kun?" She looks up at you, her upper lip blanketing your cockhead as her thumb pushes all the precum from your urethra directly onto her tongue, the lewd sounds of wet slurping hitting your ears and making you throb and twitch in her grasp. Mio giggles, realizing how good you're feeling from it, and decides to pick up the pace. She cranes her neck upward and lines your cock up with her mouth, taking you further and further inside, her tongue flicking and caressing your underside as she does.

She closes her eyes, focusing all her attention in giving you the best blowjob she can - bobbing her head up and down, grinding her lips against your turgid skin as she gets a full tste of your penis and leaves behind plenty of her saliva to coat it in return, the lewd sounds of slurping and sucking filling the otherwise silent room.

"Nngh..." Mio grunts as she tries to take you further inside her mouth, and you feel your glans push against something harder than usual. "Puhah..." Quickly she pulls away, taking your cock out of her mouth in order to catch her breath for a moment or two. "Mmm... You're too big, I can't take it all..." She pouts softly as she continues to jerk you. "Nee, does it feel good?" She looks up, her brows furrowed together.

You simply bring your hand to her head and pet her, running your fingers through the thick mass of black hair and nod, letting her know she's making you feel amazing.

Mio melts under your touch and smiles, a surge of energy coursing through her. "Well then... Hehe, then I'll keep going..."

Running her tongue from your base to your tip, she fishes your cock into her mouth just like that, opening wide and showing you just how much you fill her up. Once again, she bobs her head and does her best to use her tongue to caress your member as it's safely and comfortably sheathed in her small mouth. You feel you can't go for much longer, and gently push her down. Mio looks up at you, understanding what you want and getting the idea from how much you're throbbing.

Slurp... slurp... sluuuurp...

As if doing it purposefully, her tongue exits her lips as she quickly dives on your cock, more and more of her spit leaving through the gaps in her mouth. She looks up at you, a devious smile in her lips, and that's all it takes to send you over the edge.

"Mmmfh!" Her eyes go wide as she feels your semen shoot into her mouth, your cock throbbing and spasming between her lips. You quickly overpower her small cavity, and Mio pulls away, leaving your cock resting against her nose as more and more ropes shoot upward - coating the wolf girl's face in thick strands of semen.

She swallows audibly, catching her breath afterward, a satisfied smile on her lips as you pet her head.

"Haa... I love you..."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kDamGHSOoj4

>>38482120
Was it autism that caused this post?

>>38482120
>"You're too big, I can't take it all."
3.5 inches, immersion broken.

>>38482120
Be honest, anon, how horny were you when you wrote that blowjob scene out?
You got me hard just reading it and now I kind of want to jerk off. Being called "too big" kinda ruins it but I can genuinely see Mio saying that just so she doesn't hurt my pride

>>38482846
A good amount of penis length can be buried in fat at the base which will go if you lower your bodyfat. Losing weight can basically make your dick bigger.

>>38482980
This
There’s reports of guys gaining 2 inches of length after losing 80lbs
Though exercise and cardio helps the blood flowing so even when you’re fit you gotta keep moving to be at max hardness

>>38482980
And also stop being coomers so your dick stops being a flabby shrimp

>>38482120
I came to this

>>38482973
Not super, was just something quick to get back into the groove of writing, I have some projects to finish.

>Spoiler
I mean, it only takes 3-4 inches to hit the back of the throat for most women, and Mio being Japanese it doesn't take much to trigger a gag reflex. But yes, she'd definitely be the type for flattery even if you were below average, that's our girl. Haglove.

>>38483788
>Picrel

>>38482446
it had to be considering this was composed on the fly
>>38482120
Idk if I could bring myself to actually ask a hag to pleasure me outside the usual vanilla lovemaking but god this and paizuri have been working their way into my dick and mind. now I can't stop thinking about trying it all with a loving hagwife and getting drained
>>38484089
>3-4 inches to hit the back of the throat
I have yet to measure my dick but I can gladly say my genes prevent me from being a shrimp. Idk where my girth would lay on the spectrum but seeing soft dainty hands attempt to curl around it will be enough to send me over. I'm not into nearly choking my lover by shoving my pipe down their throat though

>>38484674
Porn ruins people's view on sex. It's hard to quantify your size when you're a guy with average sized hands and bird perspective distorting your perspective. A girl with much smaller body and looking up sees things differently. Of course it's different if she is so ran through that it's like throwing a sausage into a warehouse but those will never qualify as hags.

>>38484089
>I mean, it only takes 3-4 inches to hit the back of the throat for most women
Holy shit really? Looks like I'm back in the game

What makes someone a hag? Like what's the most important quality
Why is Flare a hag but Noel isn't?

go back dumb fuck

I'm simply asking a question why are you so angry

>>38485052
I like both roasties and hags...

>>38486056
Age and how they conduct themselves. Noel isn't at that age yet and most importantly she does softcore porn so that disqualifies her for the title. No one is stopping you from liking her and she isn't known for shitting on her fans and keeps those separate which are points in her favor. Contrast this to some other members who openly hate their viewers and are irl onaholes.

>>38486583
Thank you for the explanation, anon.

>>38486266
if you're actually new then you have no clue about the number of times people are circled back to the bare minimum concept, asking the same question over and over in different formats. Apologies for my animosity since people have easily used that for baiting and shit-flinging, derails the thread pretty badly

the times someone doesn't post the explanatory thread copypasta seems to be the few times new anons actually come here

>>38486925
>used that for baiting and shit-flinging, derails the thread pretty badly
Oh no I didn't want to do that..I really just wanted to know what girls I could and couldn't post

>>38487039
very considerate of you, I hope you enjoy your stay
embrace older women

on the other hand, does anyone have that image of mio staring at you while her head is resting on a table next to a drink? I lost it somehow

>>38488475

>>38486583
What disqualifies Noel is her being insane not so much that she does softcore porn puritan-kun.

>>38489624
Polka is so pretty...I want to kiss her on the lips

>>38490633
How lewd

>>38491558
Man I wish I had a Polka gf
life would be so good :/

>>38491673
Life would be worth living

>>38491673
>>38491798
Be the change you want to see in this world. Find yourself a Polka gf. Then make her a Polka wife, and a Polka mother.

>>38491848
I don't think 3DPD can ever be as pretty as Polka tho...but I'm still going to try!

>>38491911
what about Polka’s rm

>>38492332
It's not the same, it's not the same at all.
There's something about Polka's model that makes her so beautiful that 3DPD can't replicate

>>38492545
if that's the case then it looks like you might be forever trapped behind the screen anon, they rarely come in those similar varieties

So Fox mating season starting. Post Hag Foxes

>>38498807
>>38499561
If Tenma's an actual hag, she'll be the first Phase chuuba I'll nut too.

I don't see myself ever spilling baby batter to her but after months of watching her streams, I can start to understand someone being that attracted to her. A beautiful mix of energetic, sassy, cute, slightly based, and mature woman all packed in a seemingly small Japanese body. I had the honor of being personally converted by her in a meet and greet and now I'm stuck wondering if that technically means I got groomed

I wonder if /a/ dedicates threads towards hags like we do
I know /h/ certainly does kek

>>38500249
Sort of

I love my half elf wife

Simple as

>>38499682
i just realized i never actually replied to you >>38499965 (me)
go wild try not to think about her scoffing disappointment