/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Dwarf Fortress releases on Steam in less than 12 hours...I wonder is Vesper remembers his idea to stream it

>>38429807
R

shiontare…

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1599968926326091777
So the true winner of axelbowl is the pointguard guy from highschool... He already has a mate all along...

I love Altare!

>>38429807
A

>>38429869
He's not coming back.

>>38429807
Won't this attract catalog tourist?

>>38429927
Altnowa baby......

>Just scrubbed my twitter like history of lewd holo fanart
>Unlisted a bunch of videos where I referenced Hololive
>Careful about who I associate with on my socials, just in case one of them goes schizo and makes me look bad
>All of this on the off-chance that a Cover talent scout goes through my posting history and decides I'm undesirable as a future talent
Is this healthy behavior?

>>38429807
P

>>38429922
>Gonna go shopping and watching a movie with my mate today :3

he's having sex with his girlfriend

I hope you women behave this time

>>38429869
He doesn't remember he was supposed to come back, do you think he will remember that? You know what, that sounds like something a retard like him would do it.

>>38429947
they are already crawling around and this image was just used yesterday I think, don't know why its being recycled so early

>>38430005
Don't wanna :3

>>38429869
>【 Dwarf Fortress 】The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
24 hour endurance stream incoming. I believe.

>>38429957
I took an old twitter account and purged everything from it for that same reason

Who will do this for Tempus 3D debut?

>>38429998
Yeah, me
I'll drain his balls and then we'll watch an NBA game while cuddling

Commandments doko?

>>38430005
>he doesn't know

I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER I LOVE LEADER

>>38430108
Axel

>>38429998
That girlfriend? Me.

>>38430110
>Cuddle
>While watching sports
Well at least I can confirm you are a woman because no man that loves sports wants to be cuddled up with.

>>38429807
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Gonna repost the Magtaur just for genderwars anon

>>38430127
We are in a state of anarchy

>>38430108
Magni if his back injury has been healed by that time

>>38429922
>>38429998
You zagnuts, "mate" is Australian for "friend".
However, in certain dialects, to say it with emphasis on the -te (as in, "may-TE") is to imply that you are friends with benefits.

>>38430108
magni for sure

>>38430241
no, he is breeding with me

>>38429998
Hetbro I'm sorry to inform you that he will be going on a date with his "best mate" from high school that he used to be basketball buddies with. He already talked about how he's excited to watch the slamdunk movie with him multiple times now.
If anything, Axel is the girlfriend in question.

gay sex

>>38430222
Repent heretic.
>>38430204
Amen.

>>38429890
>>38429938
>>38429996
>RAP

>>38430282
Dyrbi

>>38430110
>NBA
Oh honey no...

Now that Vesper is gone we might as well fully give in

>>38430314
Based

are all the boys really not streaming bcs nowa is coming back tomorrow ? (i am coping)

>>38430204
Amen

This slutty tanktop wearing dingo...

>>38430204
this thread just started and its already tainted

>>38430314
Hot.

>>38430347
Delusional fujos...

>>38430282
>>38430241
Guys don't go shopping together. He's with his girlfriend. Bank on it.

>>38430362
KEK

>>38430210
Oh man that sweet aroma and taste of that juicy sweaty mag horse bussy

>>38430391
>he doesn't know

>>38430314
Real

>>38430362
ARAM Podcast

>>38430451
I hate to tell you this, but your friends probably just don't like you very much

Vesper is not coming back until next week..

>>38430537
Was there an update?

>>38430537
Make it next year

>>38430598
I can take it

Baldtare edits doko?

>>38430580
no

>>38430580
No stop believing shit from /here/

>>38430640

>>38430537
Altare's tweet does seem to imply that

I
MISS
NOWAAAAAAAA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>38430651
Please do not mess with my heart. It is sensitive.

>>38430687
No, it does not

>>38430687
true

>>38430687
watch streams

>>38430537
>>38430687
It means that’s the first Tempus collab upon Vesper’s return

>>38430451
This nigga ain’t got no friends

>>38430727
goddammit altare, stop destroying his ass long enough to send one little tweet.

>>38430783
No, literally all it means is that they got the perms for the game and Altare wants to play it with the guys at some point. Anything else is just your own brainrot

>>38430451
Do friendless incels really

>>38430687
leader is pretty subtle with his tweets, sadly women aren't smart enough to get it.

>>38430451
Shopping means they are going to the red light district and buying some comfort women

>>38430943
LOL genderwars anon trying to pretend he watches Altare is so funny

>>38430451
You go alone? That's a little pathetic.

>>38430537
Actually, it would be REALLY funny if Vesper accidentally thought he was gone for two months.

>Vesper, we wish to inform you that your two-week suspension period has lapsed, and you may now return to streaming.
>Two weeks? It was only two weeks?
>Uhh, yes. This was what we-
>Shit, I thought you guys said two months! I'm gonna need to make a few calls, then.
>I- I'm sorry, Vesper, what is that in the background?
>Yeah, I saw that Pekora-senpai bought a monkey and I wanted to get one for when I came back.
>Why?
>I thought it would make a good bit!

>>38430976
Yeah, paying for me.
Also, he is going with me.

>>38431035
>leader is pretty subtle with his tweets
reminds me of some shit a teenager would say kek. altare is a pretty straight forward person

>>38431060
Vesper would absolutely buy a monkey for a bit

>>38431035
You thought that was gender warring?
This is gender warring

>>38431356
>this shit again
Again… American women don’t have souls and do not represent women of other nations, nor are they even really human.

>>38431151
Pretty much. This is the type of person who reads Fight Club for his book report and thinks he's the only person in the classroom who "gets" it. Altare is very direct with his audience.

>>38431356
Weak gender war post. The woman didn't even end up with a black man.

>>38431356
this is more about americans being tricked into thinking that they need to broadcast every single second of their personal lives

>>38431463
it needn’t be shown, the fact was implied

>>38431356
We posting women webms now?

>still no Nowa
they're kicking him out from StarsEN, aren't they?

>>38431356
This poor man’s final moments are forever encapsulated in some dumb woman’s clout parade stored on Winnie the Pooh’s servers

>>38431577
no.

>>38431356
All she did was start a clothing brand and do Zumba classes. There's nothing bad here except for the random ass inclusion of the husband.

>>38431356
Dude, I'm not watching a video of some rando just to shitpost and call you genderwars anon. Here, take your obligatory gay porn post

>>38431577
Zoomer women need unironic correction

>>38431577
This one's kinda funny, even though it's sociopathic

>Actually posting 3dpds

this is a low point for this thread

how do we save tempus

>>38431356
She can't start a business once her husband dies?

>>38431750
This...
I came to this thread so I don't have to see femoids being femoids, and now I'm forced to see it because shitposters just had to remind us how they act in real life, it's so fucking annoying

>>38431788
No, women should do nothing but mourn every second of their life after their husband dies

>>38430943
>is pretty subtle with his tweets
that's some woman intuition you got there

can we go back to posting gay porn at least

>>38431619
Yeah it was insensitive to add that clip but the rest is ok, and the whole thing is nothing compared to what other dumb people post on TikTok.

>>38431750
Don't worry I will start fujoposting again...

>>38431802
hold on anon, Nowa's coming back soon, love from Kazakhstan.

Genderwars anon is so dumb and desperate for attention he's resorting to posting 3D people in a thread about vtubers. Embarrassing even by /vt/ standards.

>>38431849
I'd prefer that. But I must say this: Vesper, ever day is hollow without you. Please return and bless us with your laughter. I'm begging.

>>38431356
this seems very capitalist and American
only a commie would complain

>>38431911
atleast post some porn of him

Look at my cute dingo husband

why isn't vesper coming back

>>38431950
ok

I MISS HIM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Tiny leader cute~

>>38431577
I only have pics

>>38431577
wtf
this are /b/ tier

>>38432004
Hot. Thank you.

>>38431950
To be honest... I do not lewd any of them. I just love the comfort and joy they bring to me. I don't view Nowa in a sexual way. He just makes me happy.

>>38432004
why does vesper love hot dogs so much?

>>38431965
His wife, Fauna, makes enough money for both of them so he decided he doesn't need to work and spends his days biking, camping, and fishing

vtubers?

>>38432008
No reason to ever get a vasectomy. If you don't want to have any more kids just take testosterone so you can get jacked while making yourself infertile

I just want to fujopost about shiny spicy in peace but there's so many doomposts...

>>38432008
lol, women

>>38432135
cute picrel

>>38431965
He hates (you)

rrat: altare and magni canceled their streams tonight because they had to have meetings as part of the procedure for vesper coming back tomorrow (hence altare’s post about playing deep rock galactic with the boys)

>>38432135
it is pretty impressive how fast tempus has managed to fall apart after their debuts

>>38432177
shut up retard and watch streams.

>>38432135
I don't even like shiny spicy that much but just post it anyway

Gonna hornypost because men are being dumb again

>>38430976
>comfort women
classic japanese pastime
classic axel moment

>>38432004
Uncensored?

Catxel my love~

>>38432135
doomposts are the least annoying right now shockingly spam fujoposts anon

>>38432196
silly men accidentally falling into each other's cocks

>>38432282
https://files.catbox.moe/g84hny.png

>>38432240
my DICK

Thread's having a normal one again it seems.

Wake me up when you guys are done with the doomposting/baitbiting/hornyposting

How is he so cute?

Anal sex is disgusting, there's fecal matter there. Anything that requires thorough preparation like power washing your insides with enemas to be even slightly clean is not meant to happen

>Breedable WHORES
>Youngest of their groups on debut order
>The only two Holostars who have ever been suspended
>The talest members in cover
>Zatsudan only
>Goofy drawings
>Left-handed
>Parasocial fanbase
>Can bike 27 km straight
>Wears glasses
>Retarted ojisan
>Have a niece
>Someone their korean speaking genmates desperately wants to dick down

>>38431356
Literally me except my husband dying is me after a breakup and yoga is weightlifting

Vesper getting punished in the sex dungeon RN for screwing up both leader's podcast and his Soul Link

I had a dream I was sucking vesper off while he was trying to stream his return and had to keep muting himself so chat wouldn't hear his moans, but then he forgot to mute when he came and had to come up with some excuse. And then magni called him after and was upset that he wasn't the one sucking his cock :3

>>38432436
I haven't seen this in a long time ToT

>>38432383
im afraid you wont ever wake up anon

>>38432449
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

The state of Tempus is based on whether or not Axel is in a good mood

we get it, women suck
please stop posting femoid shit in the /MANS/ thread

>>38432449
ToT

>>38432475
5'6 is pretty tall though

>>38432196
so true brother

>>38432535
sea anon...

>>38432535
in what country?
vietnam?

>>38432535

Where's that anon who was threatening to post their yume thoughts. I want yume content dammit

>>38430451
Everyone laugh at this friendless faggots
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>38432549
don't actually give them a (You) retard

>>38432535
Japanese anon...

>>38432594
I haven't reached my limit just yet

>Anons hate women
>Post gay porn instead
>Is not even bara it's BL style porn made for women

>>38432409
But why is the prostate there then and makes anal sex feel so good?

I wonder if Vesper is circumcised

>>38432705
the anons posting random women are not the same ones posting porn

>>38432636
Gomenne anon... I just wanna tease the tourist so much!! ToT Need knot correction!

>>38432705
I don't hate women, I just want an excuse to post gay porn and get new images for my collection

And if it makes genderwars anon mad too, even better

>>38432735
This is bullshit made up to make people want to stick stuff up their ass. I would know, I've tried many times. Barely any men ever cum from anal only.

>>38432705
so true, we should opt for bara porn

>>38432771
probably not, some femoid whore probably did try to get him to because it "looks funny"

>>38432771
Isn't he American, why wouldn't he be

i think i miss vesper.

>>38432771
>american
>white or black
90% chance

>>38432828
post bara nowa then

>>38432240
ALICE SEX

>>38432852
He’s got a real chance of having a real dick instead of a mutilated one

>>38432358
Magni's torso bussyholes UOO9OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOT

Catxel love~

>>38433172
Need Catxel koikatsu card.....

I think Vesper should take another week off. All this speculation is bad for his mental health.

>>38433172
Catxel SEX!!

>>38432852
>think it looks funny
American women don’t really, do they?

i miss dnd...

>>38433357
They do, and I've had to live a sad life without my foreskin as a result.

>>38433401
My condolences, anon

MAGUNI SEXO

>>38433401
im sorry anon
t. a leaf

kakkoii...
https://twitter.com/Potamikouu/status/1599973911994978304

>>38433401
On a more positive note, Magni and Axel might have still have unmutilated dicks.

>>38433722
actually gorgeous art

>>38433722
I'm going to rape him

>>38433722
Ain't this the same guy who drew the Magni one? It looks really good...

>>38433830
Why no leada?

>>38433957
Koreans cut their dicks because their women are equally schizophrenic

>>38434042
Altare...

>>38433722
The chains on his wrists are killing me ToT

>>38434042
Magni is Korean though, so...?

>>38434042
Leader’s cute little circumcised dick…

>>38433401
>He lost his hoodie and extra backpack space
I believe the kids call this a "skill issue"

>>38430086
I choose to believe this.
Just so I can stop doomposting.

Don't worry bro's Vesper is coming back soon, Laplus took the yearly curse hit for him.

>>38429869
>Vesper
Literally who?

>>38434214
no... poor mag.

I am actually getting sick, I need a yantare fic or something

>>38434736
Just another victim of the femoids crime

>>38434889
No one cares about your mutilated dick man, move on

>>38434997
Who said anything about my dick?
We’re talking about the boys here

>>38435077
You're a little too invested in this topic dude, you're telling on yourself

>>38435128
>you can't even talk about the boys in the /MANS/ thread now
why are you here, anon, feel free to leave if you didn't want to think about their dicks.

I like thinking about the Tempus boys’s dicks.

Will the boys do a peanut butter eating stream?

>>38435327
why peanut butter

>>38435327
axel has to be there

>>38435327
peanut butter anon…

>>38435383
I really like peanut butter

>>38435448
Oh jeez, I'm so clumsy Axel, I spilled all this peanut butter all over my exposed crotch! Whatever will I do?

How chunky do you think Magni is going to get by the end of the year? He can't be that physically active and is eating habits are horrible. He is such a fucking slob that he leaves pancake batter out for weeks and has a giant bowl of pudding on his desk.

>>38435506
miyabi level

>>38435486

>>38435448
of course he has to, who else is gonna lick it?

>>38435506
>he leaves pancake batter out for weeks and has a giant bowl of pudding on his desk
He and his ants will be the roundest in Holostars

>>38435484
Is this peanut butter smooth or crunchy? Are they *just* eating it? Are they wrestling in it? Inquiring minds need to know.

>>38435486
>>38435598
Funny, I read this on Zeta's voice as well

>>38435486
"Clumsy" Magni...

>>38435648
i would definitely watch a Tempus mud wrestling stream

>>38435648
I want to tie them down and feed them bottles of peanut butter. But I understand that is impossible so I will settle with just them eating peanut butter together.
Both crunchy and smooth peanut butter are good

>>38429807
hey /MANS/, a couple threads were talking about regis being cheated by his gf. is that a bit or just schizo posting?

>>38435799
a femoid broke his heart, yes

>>38435799
Neither

>>38435598
>>38435650
>>38435722
I forgot Zetaxel was even a thing, Magni was definitely the intended voice for that post

>>38435799
>regis

>>38435581
Architect bros how we doing

>>38435883
I call him Regis still
>t. /MAG/got

>>38436081
he'll always be blue boy to me

>>38435883
i wont call him ragus or demon lord

>>38435883
>Ragus

>>38435840
did he just talk about his private life to chat? im surprised it didnt got clipped and recommended like mori's story

>>38436167
he rarely gets called either of these touristchama

>>38436167
People in /mans/ don't call him either of those

>>38436256
>didnt got

>>38436290
I just did, now cry about it.

>>38436332

I want streams man... they fucking spoiled us, and immediately cold turkey'd us like this

Man, some people are really desperate for attention without Vesper around

Just gonna post cute leader-chan instead

>>38436407
vesper is more important now

>>38436480
god i love blue haired psychopaths

>>38436480
i love retarded girls

>>38436480
I will impregnate her.

>>38436509
Same, I'd let both versions of Altare ruin my life

>>38436688
i recently discovered this about myself
blue hair and crazy is a winning combo
since i absolutely need to breed suisex

https://files.catbox.moe/m3w240.mp3

>>38436774

>>38436962
would

>>38436961
kek

>>38436961
KEK

>>38436961
Jesus leader

HE'S BACK!

>>38436961
jesus christ altare

>>38437626
yeah in my dreams

>>38437694
can i join?

>>38437726
only if you bring another tempus member, vesper was the only one I could trap

>>38437694
What kind of dreams?

>>38437870
we can pretend I'm the 5th member of Tempus

>>38437626
He's black?

>>38437935
What guild position do you hold?

>>38437959
that's confidential information

>>38437959
bottom

>>38430396
うおおおおああああああ!!!兄貴エロっ!!!!!!兄貴の腹とタンクトップ!!!!!!エロだ...ToT ToT ToT

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1600016909323247616

NEW SHINY PICHU

>>38438853
WOO LUCK ON LEADER'S SIDE THIS WEEK LETS FUCKING GOOO

>>38438853
Sasuga leader <3

>>38438853
cute!!! also cute name!!

>>38438853
i KNEW he was grinding for a shiny pichu

who got nowa suspended?

>>38438853
Is playing games all day how he hibernate?

>>38431060
>just a bit guys haha gotcha

>>38439304
ESLchama its been 9 hours since he said he was going to hibernate he probably took a long nap and woke up later

>>38439100
i hope he recorded it. i want him to childishly show us how he captured one ToT

>>38439415
DYRBI

I wonder how much /vt/ will blow up when Vesper returns. I expect it

>>38439698
me on the back

>>38439698
wish I knew but I don't give a shit about catalog

>>38439916
that's the way it should be for all of us

>>38439580
Considering what we know about Altare's sleeping habits, yeah

>>38439698
Vesper got me back into cycling and this looks like the bike I bought last summer.

I really hope he relaxed during the break and wasn't too hard on himself.

Ok but I find it suspicious that no one posted their schedules yet.... Are they hiding something?!?

>>38440311
They are hiding from (you)!

>>38440311
my rrat is they're waiting for vesper to come back to fix their schedules

>>38440311
Probably just hard to confirm whether they can actually do a group collab or not if anything is still uncertain with Axel's new setup in Japan, Magni's health or the whole Vesper situation. When Altare said "hopefully the middle of the week" about Vesper it seemed like he was trying to play it safe in case something went wrong and it ended up taking longer than that

>>38440740
Another full week of all Tempus collabs. I need it so bad.

>>38440311
Quadra graduation

>>38441292
damn I can't believe Vesper going to graduate 4 times

>>38440311
Lazy

I want to molest Leader!

>>38441893
SALSA??

>>38441893
Wait, who bit him?

It's almost dinner time for Axel, where is him...

>>38442081
Me ;)

Can someone edit the trinity meme but it's just Baldtare's face stretched out on all the triangles?

Alright when I wake up tomorrow I'm gonna be expecting signs of life from the old man

Didnt altare said he was going to make a schedule today? or yesterday for me at this point.
I truly want to believe the rrat that they are waiting for Nowa to show up because a full Tempus collab is scheduled for this week...

>>38442933
Try again tomorrow

where did nowa go...

WHERE THE FUCK IS NOWA

>>38443158
Why is this a gi- aiiIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

I don’t know how twatter works, what determines which posts are shown in ”More Tweets”?
Because every time I view one of Axel’s tweets, the recommended tweets are that I get are hololive lewd art.

>>38443189

I'm actually getting scared of going to sleep and waking up to a graduation announcement.

>>38443218
I don't know either, but all I can think of is this kek

>>38443218
This is what I get

>>38443344
You're letting the thread get to your head
Just go to bed, there is nothing to worry about

>>38443415
based

>>38443415
And this

>>38443218
Pretty sure it works based on likes. A bunch of people who liked aniki's tweets also liked lewd art and thus the algorithm assumes you will like it too.

>>38443415
Takobro...
Why is her lewd art so... inviting? I only watched her during the Elden Ring stream period.

>>38443463
That makes a lot of sense. The king of coomers only attracts fellow coomers.

>>38443459
>her face when Axel came inside her and then rolled over to play Granblue on his phone

>>38443415
Code geass bros . . . what is she doing with the table?

>>38443459
Axel we need a gorilla here. Stop looking at Zeta pics.

>>38443534
I hate you so much

>>38443459
>>38443528
Donmai~

>>38443548
Gorilla you say?

>>38443344
Don't worry anon. Hell be fine.

>>38443463
why are axelotls so based

>>38443841
Axel is the ultimate brotuber.

>>38443869
I thought that was Vesper. Axel seems like great yumebait.
>sporty
>confident
>a himbo
>a dog Vtuber
>Australian

Where is he? What the fuck happened? WHERE IS HE

>>38444080
Yume here. I live for Vesper.

>>38444116
I don't understand. Vesper only talks about stuff that boomer guys like myself would be interested in.

>>38444116
Would (You) die for him?

>>38444202
yes
but hes already dead

>>38444080
you're missing the traits that make him good yumebait, infact you basically just described Luca minus the dog part

>>38430086
imagine if that's why he's coming back wednesday

>>38444172
I assume they admire his enthusiasm for the things he likes

>>38444172
When he showed his favorite games list during his debut, I knew he was the one.

He talks about alot of things that anyone would be interested in. Tea, gardening, old anime. He is maximum comfy.

>>38444202
Omega should be the one preparing.

>>38444264
What are the traits that make him good yumebait? I'm a retarded man. I literally don't understand

>>38444172
Nowa oji already did subtle fujobait with Magni on their off-collab and a little yumebait(?) in his member stream

>>38430086
I believe…

>Wants to play DF
>Worried about niche appeal and autistically wants to expose the game to the most people possible
>Decides to not make a single tweet or stream till the stream announcement + reservation
>Benefit from huge return-stream influx of people who just want an explanation at the start, increasing the number of people who stick around for the game

Conniving old man.

The week is already over and nowa is still missing and no one has posted a schedule.

>>38444585
imagine if its all one elaborate bit for a nonstop Tempus collab week?

>>38444634
he would do anything for the bit...

I know they can't do it, but god I wish they were allowed to do a Judge Magni segment when Nowa comes back and make fun of the whole situation.

>>38444585
>the week is over
It's Tuesday night, almost Wednesday morning...
It's almost halfway

>>38444365
>Nowa oji already did subtle fujobait with Magni on their off-collab
>that's right, magnation, I slapped your oshi's ass
>subtle

>>38444714
>I now call the plaintiff to the stand. Manager-san, please step forward.
>OOH OOH! OOK! OOH OOKIE
>Objection, your honor, leading statement.
>Overruled.

>>38444714
It would make for great publicity, especially since management is looking really fucking bad right now even dramabait tubers would have a field day.

>>38444739
It's barely tuesday morning in burgerland.

Wo ist mein Enkel Nowa????

>>38445040
da

>>38444365
Yumejoshi here. Nowa is a charismatic guy with healthy interests and good taste in games.

Most yumebait streamers are extremely uncomfortable to watch. Vox radiates "nothing is my fault look what you made me do" menhara energy.

Vesper's fujobait is good too, because it's largely carried by how much Mag and Altare crave his oji cock.

>>38444758
>slapping a dude's ass is fujobait
All women are mentally ill

>>38445040
Enkel? Since when did Nowa turn into a shota?

>>38445091
For research purposes, what are some absolute yes please things and hard nos you and other Yumes would like to see if someone were to try and pander to you or fujos?
Or just simply compare contrast Vesper and Vox

>>38445040
It's Onkel . . .

>>38445040
Shota vesper...

Nowa isn't coming back, is he?

>>38445040
Are you the Watamate who is learning German?

>>38445433
The brighter the star, the faster it burns, I guess. I'll miss him forever.

Vesper should already got his account back by now. Is he simply not ready yet or are they planning something ? Altare seems to know something...

>>38445236
Why is it completely fine when a female asks what content guys wanna see, yet it comes off as creepy when a guy does it?

>>38445554
Because he's a guy - are you okay?

>>38445541
The Dwarf Fortress rrat is my favourite
>Vesper is waiting for Dwarf Fortress to release on Steam so he can return and jump straight into streaming it

>>38445236
Vox's methods seem to be working, so for "research purposes" you might want to look at numbers rather than one sad anon who is anxiously refreshing Vesper's twitter at 5am.

Vox tries too hard, externalizes all responsibility for the parasocial fanbase he ACTIVELY cultivated, and is just another no-class uninteresting nijinigger at the end of the day.

The Tempus boys are all wildly talented in their own ways and seem to be good people with perfect chemistry together. It's not boyfriend experience ear-licking ASMR, but it has a stronger, longer lasting charm.

>>38445636
Vox's methods are a ticking time bomb, though. Not sure if any aspiring chuuba would want to emulate that if they wanted long term consistent success.

tl;dr
>tempus is fuckin dudes
>vox n co are dudes fuckin

mans is so boring in this timeloop

>>38444447
Why do all of you go nuts on this "game?"
Wtf am I looking at!?!?

>>38445885
Could you argue the same with Rushia though?
Isn't Vox basically the male Rushia?

>>38445554
Unless both of them are women (male), pretty sure that was a case of a guy asking a girl and it was neither creepy and under the guise of anonymity and talking about a different dude all together

>>38445922
>not using the ASCII graphics

>>38445920
Be the change you want to see

>>38445923
It's obviously not working out for her.
And Holopro talents get wrangled harder than Nijicoons. Vox is going WAY harder and is just as (if not more) mentally ill.

>>38445911
a quote for the ages

>>38445973
BASED
I used to play Ancient Domains of Mystery years ago. I got hooked on the ASCII graphics because they allowed my imagination to run wild

>>38445922
Because it's probably one of the most intricate simulations ever made.
I tried to play it but the interface is too convoluted for me

When I try to imagine what I would do to panderbait, I always just think of how I would sweet/sexy talk my girlfriends over the phone/discord with a low, deep not quite ASMR voice. But I also recall that once the honeymoon phase is over I don’t bother trying and it’s pissed them off so I worry the same thing would happen.

>>38445923
I feel like Rushia's methods didn't blow up in her face because of her audience going out of control, but because she herself did. With Vox it's like he's cultivating an army of schizo chink women who might turn on him at any moment. If Rushia just kept doing what she did without having a woman moment she would still be fine.

>>38445975
i have been but it loops back anyway because tourists want to be fucked in the ass until all their orifices are leaking so bad

>>38445920
An attitude like that does not add anything interesting to the conversation. Perhaps (You) can spice it up with another topic?

>>38446000
>it's obviously not working out for her
Only because she fucked up
>going WAY harder
Are you forgetting that Rushia released engagement rings as merchandise? She was GFE queen.

>>38445636
shortcuts to success are not necessarily a good thing, you get paid for the consequences later and for Vox it looks like he's having a hard time.

>>38446062
If the tourists are female the yes I am gonna be the one fucking them

>>38446082
wont happen, all the females are here already

>>38446062
I would prefer if you fucked my mouth. I've put things in my ass before, and it has hurt.

>>38445922
LONDON
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>>38446105
Isn't this thread more males than females? I thought /cbdct/ was the female thread