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sonny LOVE
live taking down a mid evil (and being very cute)
https://youtu.be/CvbuywzoLpY

News:
Xsoleil debuts Dec 10th: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1599916532187811840
Animeimpluse M&G Teases: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1598451989985521664
Winter Date VP and merch releases Dec 7: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1599599440636977152
Luxnoc Desk caledar releases Dec 7: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/news/uvp4a5xjw2fl
Luxiem Pash Magazine releases Dec 9: https://twitter.com/magazine_pash/status/1598610426354335748
Luxiem Anniversary merch releases Dec 19: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1598497179961888768
Outfit status: +2 weeks
LUXIEM MONTH DAY 5

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
AGF 2022
Thanksgiving

Please lord let any of the new boys be vox 2.0 it's become really clear that we need more than one manwhore in this branch

>>38428416
remember when sisters thought aster was going to be uki's little brother kek. careful sis

I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

wife love

wuca love!

i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love vox i love luca too i love vox i love vox

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

The OP is so fucking funny thank you for making the thread.

>>38429134
No no no, I don't mean lore wise. Just in the usual delusional shipper way. I think it's cute

brothers that LOVE

>>38429182
funny how

>>38429245
sol

>>38429245
looks like it was cut up to only say SOL even though it's just the way it needs to be cut to only have the boys

>>38429004
I just noticed the one on the left (I still haven't remembered their name yet) looks like discount Fuwachi

>>38429223
love!

>>38429366
LOVE

>>38429004
I hate Vex.

>>38429503
Is that a shipname

shu sex!

i love sonny lots

>>38429503
Or Hex. Idgaf.

>>38429503
hex or ver

>>38429503
I prefer Her in tbdesu

>>38429265
>>38429305
oh I didn't even notice that kek

>>38428677
It's Moxia. They're his only regular that can genuinely backseat him when he needs it.

>>38429503
not very vexatious of you sister

>>38429572
>>38429605
I mean, I can't be the only one that hates his voice? It's fake as shit, and annoying too. Ugh.

>>38429503
We should ship Ver Vox and Hex and their ship name should just be VOX

>>38429684
he's using a voice changer, it's cringekino

>>38429535
Sex! Shu gets some of the best lewd art

>>38429684
i still dont know if youre talking about hex or ver

>>38429731
HEX. Such a dumbass voicechanger faggot. DIE, DROP DEAD!

>>38429811
let it all out

>>38429403
LOVE

I need to rape Doppio right this instant

>>38429181
milord has my heart

>>38429914
how do you feel being called a doppiganger

>>38429970
If the gang is for gang rape then I am fine with that

damn, they made artifact scythe into a vtuber ?!

>>38429811
Based

Last night / this afternoon's thread was so fucking funny, never change. i love this trash fire

>>38429970
I can't decide if it's better or worse than XxRenvaderzxX

>>38429811
no no wait repeat that one more time, hex or ver???

>>38429914
He should call his fans vinegar as a nod to vinegar doppio from jojo

>not calling them dopes
hard sell

>>38430100
I don't want to think about that thread ever again. Some of the most secondhand embarrassment I've ever had reading this thread and that's saying a lot.

>>38430100
which were your favorite parts anon

>>38430100
i still can't believe sapere is /here/ and everything that transpired around that reveal

The models for this wave are fantastic. Do we know who the PL of any of them? Also Meloco is my wife! SHE'S MINE!!

>>38429181
was hoping you'd use the other version, kek

>>38429684
saw someone calling him walmart corpsehusband

so I guess that means I didn't get in on this last round of auditions

If I see any Retardex fans here, I will go ballistic and kill myself.

>>38430299
>Meloco
why are you here

https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1599973617861001216

Where are all the hex maniacs

>>38430309
hehe thanks but ill switch it up again for another day

>>38417799
i forgot to say but welcome back snakeanon!! what are your thoughts on the new wave?

>>38430299
fuck off to main

>>38430194
I loved the schadenfreude actually. Mostly from >>38430238, which I then promptly memory wiped because if I don't I'm not getting any more BROTHERS THAT ARE SCRUFFY art.

>>38430448
>no stream 6am est

>>38430433
I hope to see them here soon

I miss my fat milkers wife and I can't believe there's no stream tomorrow...speaking of which, the new wave can only talk in chat after they debuted right?

>>38430574
they're talking in other nijien member's chats already

>>38430574
no they're already popping up in chat

>>38430615
god fucking dammit I don't want them to start talking shit in chat when wife comes back with dog

>>38430574
yeah, after the announcement they can be in their chats. after 1 week, they can collab with other nijien members. after 1 month, i think theyre allowed to do outside collabs with other branches and indies.

>>38430543
Somebody mentioned that and all he replied to them was, "No stream." So I guess we'll just... fuckin see what happens then

>>38430670
eki stream? maybe? hard copium

>>38429209
Who birthed him

wife in heat

>>38429004
The only one I wanna impregnate is purple. He looks cocky, has his voice dropped yet?

i just want one of them to be a shotacon....please give us en akina

Rrat: Nijisanji gives us worse Vox (Hex) to take the antifans from Vox and to Hex. They will hate each other, I swear to you. Mark my words.

>>38431443
Why do you hate this guy so much already. Chill out.

>>38431375
EN will never get a corpo shota vtuber. They're too afraid

>>38431443
it's vox vs wife again but they actually hate each other now and will never be friends

>>38431500
>multiple lolis
>no shotas
Discrimination...

>>38431500
A friend of mine is considering going the shota route when it comes to vTubing

>>38431495
NTA but the shitposting is semi entertaining

>>38431495
the guy hasn't debuted and he's got a dedicated anti here, for some reason i find this funny. i just want one of them to be a real yandere

>>38431609
I'm the same way. I'm a man in my 20's but my voice gets frequently confused with a child/woman. I've auditioned to Niji twice with no success, but i'll try streaming more and putting out more VA/musical stuff next year and audition to Niji and Holostars.

>>38431054
Aieeee I'm so horny

My violisko crumbs... Only Uki can call him honey

>>38431506
No...I want a deep voice collab that'll make me fall asleep

>>38431681
Good luck. Maybe you'll find Snakeanon during your indie travels

>>38431681
>you get mistaken for a women
>I get mistaken for a man
WE ARE

I WANT LUCA TO FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAA

>>38430936
Vox because Ike hates kid and won't willingly birth one

>>38431762
i believe. although wife's speaking voice isn't that deep, but i want to see him trapped between two voices he finds hot

>>38431837
trannies

I want wait for doppio to dethrone Vox as the king of asmr and Vox going menhera again

>>38431948
>want wait

>>38431948
he won't go menhera because he has fuuchan now

>>38431895
Wife's voice isn't that deep for a guy but it's pretty low for a nijiboy.

>>38431990
Fuck autocorrect I wanted to say I can't wait

>>38431915
I just sound similar to nina and I get called sir on the phone so often

they open
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1599982504634593281

i am so horny for aster arcadias vomit uuuurrggOOOUUUUUUGGHHHHH i cant write or draw or work or do anything because i can only think of those holy few seconds where he pukes FOR FREE!!! new wave is ok, but theyll never compare to asters sexy sex barf i cant stop thinkig about forcing myself to vomit so i can pretend to be my oshi im sorry aster i failed as an arcadian ASTTEERRRR SEEEEXXXXX VOMMIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>38431892
Vox baby trapped Ike...

>>38432188
ABO sisters...

>>38431948
You were really sad that you didn't get your juicy catalog bait today huh

>>38432037
it would probably be deeper if his manner of speaking wasn't as upbeat? genki? he's cute like this though.
>>38432009
i wish i could waaah into wife's bosom and get headpats too it's not fair

>>38432163
asteroid are you okay

>>38432163
asterbater...

>>38432221
vox gets to cry on wifes arms and smell his warm skin and get a nursing handjob later

>>38431728
they are always so sweet with each other
i hope they have another collab in the future

>>38431915
i'm not trans I'm just a faggot male who missed the bus on puberty in some ways

>>38432108
It’s okay, I’m totally in the same boat, was just messing with you. I have a kinda deep and nasally voice for a girl too.

>>38432188
Ike hates kids so much he probably wouldn't be baby trapped he'll just leave and pay child support

>>38432126
going to ask him how much cum is needed to cure babyfever
>>38432275
AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE IT'S NOT FAIR

>>38432221
He sounds so soothing when reading or doing shill streams...makes me sweepy, I love my wife. I think he sounds nasally so that's why people don't think his voice is that deep.

>>38432251
i have to wait 4 days for his 3rd ring fit stream does it look like im ok

>>38432322
Maybe we should apply to be shotas in NijiEN kek

>>38432319
I think your puberty transferred to me instead so now I just sound like a tranny

>>38432447
what if he doesnt vomit, arent you going to suffer longer

>>38432126
If you see a maro about mintchoco it'll be me

>>38432561
i will kill you

>>38432537
i constantly have a clip of the seconds leading up to his vomit and the glorious moment itself playing on repeat. even if he doesnt vomit i will still be ok

>>38432416
he's insecure about how nasally he sounds but i think it's cute. and you're right, his voice is so soothing... wonder if he'd ever do a bedtime story reading stream

>>38432466
Maybe I’d take the “calls-ladies-‘onee-san’-teasingly” route?

bara for the gamer wave.... I believe.....

>>38432619
for your sake, i hope he does then so you have two clips to replay on repeat..

>>38432620
He isn't even super nasally or anything he has a nice soothing voice if only he could get his asmr mic to work.
And hell Luca sounds super nasally but he still has a cute voice.

>>38432653
Just make sexy shota noises and you'll get dedicated shotacon fanbase.

>>38431948
i still cant believe his name is fucking Doppio

>>38432841
my friend wants examples of these "sexy shota noises"

>>38432841
And also commission art of myself in one of those school PE uniforms, got it.

>>38429181
I haven't been able to watch him much lately (suffering from NA time zones) but I still love him so much, I feel like I'm always missing him.

>>38432595
Dear Dr.Ovid,
I have a friend and lately we've been arguing about Mint chocolate icecream, she keeps threatening to kill me and telling me to kill myself, how can we resolve this conflict?
From, Mintfag

>>38429004
Discount Uki
Discount Vox
Discount Ike

>>38432878
For free? Cheap ass

>>38432945
already sent a better one

>>38432784
i think he gave up on the asmr mic... even without, a chill reading stream would be heavenly

>>38432955
sorry, the meme is that they're all mitosis vox babies

>>38433028
Show it then chocofag

doppio is kind of a cute retard

LUCA GUERILLA POG

>>38433068
Ugh if he got the asmr mic to work I would cum on the spot, just imagining wife's voice so close to my ears ///////

>>38433098
you will only see it if wife chooses it to show on stream kek

>>38433107
we LOVEEEE retards

it's too late, I have the part where milord talks about how precious kindred are to him on repeat

>>38433181
i treasure whatever we little we squeezed outta that mic while we had the chance

>>38433206
If he actually does I'm going to laugh so hard, the only kind of valid containment breaking.

wait didnt wife say he was going to stream with the asmr mic again or did I hallucinate that?

>>38433292
I just need him to give it one more chance, please...I want asmr ear rubs and head pats too

>>38433290
drop the timestamp

>>38433411
i vaguely remember he said he couldn't fix the uneven audio, he'll still do "asmr"/chill streams just without the mic
>>38433456
wonder if it's a good or bad time to send him a maro about it since we know he'll be reading them...

>>38430462
>i forgot to say but welcome back snakeanon!! what are your thoughts on the new wave?
Good morning to you and thank you. This is going to be a wordy post, so I apologise ahead of time.

Like with the prior waves, you'll have doom posting and general fears over how talent acted prior to entering the fold. You merely need to browse the main general to get just a glimpse of what is being found out via mutual follows, graduations etc. It's inherently natural to fear change, especially to something that already provides many joy across the globe. If you love your oshi, you won't let said worries take over.

However as a corporate entity, Nijisanji ultimately seeks out alternatives via what is expressed during the application. Goals, aspirations, why the fuck you even applying etc. So for those lucky enough to have got a view, let alone audition are expressing themselves in a manner that management likes. I am sure they'll have a diverse skill set, no doubt a few fair jack of all trades hidden among them. Amongus joke here.

Design wise. Techwear is whatever. I personally like the edgy school cast they just added to Fortnite for example who are also monster hunters on the side. They too seem to have a sun and moon theme. When are a vTuber, the limitations you have are imposed by you. So go wild with your lore. Be more than "I don't like school" ya know? I've wrote so many edgy stories for hypnotical roles I'd be cool playing.

Timezones and game variety will be the deciding factor for me if I watch beyond the debut weeks. That and of course, doing my reps and chasing my own vTube dreams!

tl:dr; Don't panic, techwear is a fad, love your oshi and support them if you can.

>>38433691
>Fortnite player
Fucking based and same

my husband is reacting to xsoleil! solar soul sovl sol
https://youtu.be/oCFdUEhkF2w
https://youtu.be/oCFdUEhkF2w

I know people will make funny jojo memes with doppio, but where are the gundam memes?

>>38433691
good luck in vtubing snakeanon

ahh sonny's acting so bratty with his chat right now. i love him i wish he was my little brother.

>>38433691
Good luck with vtubing snakeanon and hopefully we'll enjoy the new boys!

>>38433931
In my GAMERS application, I put a joke suggestion of doing Fortnite Fortnightly. In which I'd just rotate in different Niji reps biweekly to see if we can win while plugging a creator code for extra income. I didn't think I'd become a unironic fan
>>38434494
>>38434811
Most kind of you. Some would get down or disheartened about applications going nowhere, but it just motivates me to become better as a streamer and creative. I may never get into Niji or any corpo, but I will aim to build something to be proud off. So to anyone here who writes, draws, edits, streams etc. Whatever you are impassioned about, please keep at it if it makes you happy!

just tuned in to yuppie psycho, his panicked noises made me laugh

>>38434842
wholesome snakeanon ueueueueue

>>38434842
You're cuyuteee snakeanon

Twitter isn't so bad I suppose

>>38434842
snakeanon i cant keep getting parasocial with this thread

>>38435153
One of us! One of us! One of us!
Succumb to the parasocialness

>>38434842
cute snakeanon. I have plans to debut one day too but not really aim to be a corpo because its too much work. Let's do our best!

>>38435219
ive already said i love you to one anon, that was too much

>>38435153
And here I was planning on doing a nice seasonal story vocaroo reading for this general about the Vox who stole Christmas. Guess I'll just go away since this anon doesn't wanna like me...

I kid, please take care of yourself if you find that you've become too attached online. I suggest a nice stroll around your local park. Enjoy all the dead leafs and crush them!

>>38435326
I have a nickname bestowed upon me by another anon, just accept the parasocialness

>>38435426
i live in california, fall and winter doesnt exist here..
>>38435464
nyooo

Wholesome hours!

https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1599996352255053824

>>38435535
ugly mf

>>38433527
58:09
https://youtu.be/NO5zsPla9Go

>>38435508
>i live in california, fall and winter doesnt exist here..
But you do have Knotts Berry Farm, so go say hi to Snoopy for me

>>38435326
I assume that was me? I love you, Lucub!

>>38435560
>tarot reading wave 7
i thought they cant do collabs?

>>38435610
they dont need to be there for a tarot reading retard

>>38435588
youre right i will just for you snakeanon
>>38435599
y-yes it was you kindred

>>38435638
uki did it with the others being in vc thats why i asked

>>38435610
Probably just going to be talking in chat rather than VC.
>>38435638
He had people in VC while he was doing it last time anon.

>>38435560
Tarot reading is interesting. It's cute that there's a RenKi collab too because they were talking recently on Millie's stream about collabing again.

>Valo collab
Cool.
>Shoto
Nah.

>>38435657

>>38435578

>>38435560
Nice, more Renki streams

what are their kinks

>>38435858

>>38435508
Fall and winter exist here it's just randomized and will happen god knows when.

>>38435889
bondage for hex

>>38435889
belts

>>38435582
I love my parasocial demon who wants to make everybody happy!

Doppio really has the best design I really want his jacket

>>38435889
Left to right
>bondage
>humiliation
>ntr

>>38436054
>ntr
Hex....................................

>>38435657
>youre right i will just for you snakeanon
Snakeanon does it again. Do not trust the Snakeanon

>>38435949
its either rainstorm or super windy one day then back to normal

>>38436232
I swear to god the weather is literally rng, it'll be scorching hot one day then the next day you're a frozen popsicle.

>>38436099
He looks like someone who likes to watch his wife getting tagged team

>>38436653
i loooooooove california, throw in some earthquakes when we get too comfortable

>>38436099
He was the wife getting cheated on in the Professor ASMR

>>38436873
I will now ship them, Hox love

Gn, I hope demon got his meds and he has a good day tomorrow. And I will continue to hope that more people that can’t accept how he is will stop watching him.

>>38437091
>not vex
Cmon man

>>38437093
Sleep well kindred.

>>38437093
goodnighty kindred

>>38437146
Their ship name should just be Hoe

TOT

Lexfag here, traveling so I can't read through the threads from the last eight hours yet but that's definitely not Lex's voice. Pretty sure it's the other dude whose name was dropped a couple times. Pretty sad right now.

>>38437386

>>38437494
you sure?

>>38437093
This is all that we can keep manifesting for

>>38437535
He's adorable TOT

>>38437494
The line sounds very forced so it might be him doing a voice maybe?

>>38437494
Huh, I felt like I was pretty sure it was him, though when he's definitely trying to get closer to the mic and forcing it deeper.

>>38437494
oh... somehow their names are so close

>>38437494
he made a tweet that just says voice changer, i'd be surprised if that's his real voice

I can't get excited over the new wave. All I care about right now is Alban and all I want is him to make slutty and bratty sounds.

>>38437797
I'd be cool if that was his lore, he's a hacker so he uses a voice modulator, plus his name is literally Haywire so many tech scifi-y possibilities with it

>Villions
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1600010904153858049

>>38438152
i hate this fan name

>>38438152
Hmm ambitious

>>38438152
He could've named them Vilks and it's would've been better

>>38438249
His last name verMillion is just a subliminal message us to get Ver to a million

>>38438152
you can pry verminions out of my cold dead hands

>>38438387
Holy shit he could've named them Vermins....

>>38438580
can you imagine introducing yourself as a vermin

>>38438152
i hate it

>>38438826
imagine introducing yourself as a vermin and a mystake

>>38438826
It would be fucking hilarious
>I'm a Vermin and proud
>Hey Vermins how are you guys liking the stream

>>38438580
i am a vermin

"astie" is a vile nickname, sonny...

>>38438265
Asterbaiters ver.2

hex has definitely gotta be this other guy. sorry lexhopers.

he streams with a chuba model
https://youtu.be/cksDK-4fFtU

every day i spend here i feel like i get more retarded

>>38439106
its fun

>>38439106
same but I can't leave

>>38439176
yeah...

>>38439106
embrace the mind degradation
>>38439102
damn his old model is actually so nice

>>38439106
At least we're having fun

>>38439102
holy shit what the fuck is that eye on his chest

>>38439106
please someone get me out

>>38439102
Cute model, and holy macaroni his voice is so bassy

there is no escape

>>38439102
youre lucky we're barely moderated to post this kek

>>38439176
Same where else can I talk about brother fucking, dead incest babies, shota onaholes and necrophilia

the more brothers that, the more art we get, simple as

>>38439102
I was just gonna say... relistening to his voice, I thought it was Lex at first but now I'm really sure it's Kyrio.

It's like Vox pitch but without the classy accent

>>38439438
kiss me anon

>>38439452
He definitely sounds deeper than vox, dude is like corpse husband levels

>>38439618
wife is going to cream himself

>>38439389
please

>>38439499
Mwah

will this wave have another chronic pain guy

>>38439438
It is amusing amongst all this, we then have someone like snakeanon just casually being nice. First forced tentacles, than we may consider casual conversation. The /nenmen/ way

>>38439671
>>38439696

>>38439669
If he does rapey asmr as well wife is literally going to divorce his brother husband for new cock

>>38439703
isn't that basically hex's lore

>>38439786
you take that shit back right now
capcha: KYSHA

>>38439671
as a fukuma enjoyer where else would i even go? it's my duty to stay and groom more anons/lurkers into this ship
>>38439786
why choose when he can just get double stuffed, a nice deep voice in each ear and a nice hard cock in each hole

>>38439821
>>38439832
Hex is the ntr guy after all, he's out here stealing people's wives

>>38439799
he has lore?

>>38439900

>>38439986
oh i meant actual chronic pain but that works too

STOP saying wife is married to his brother he's married to ME and ME ONLY

>>38439895
then he can be the one getting NTR'd, imagine the scandal, wife cheating on him with his brother

>>38440064
anon he's cheating on you with his brother...

>>38440064
Anon, even if he's not married to his brother he's still married to all the other comfydants too

>>38440064
Your wife is also ny wife he's communal

>>38440064
he's married to uki

>>38440269
>rpr
remember when he debuted as vtuber and tried to leech from uki by fujobaiting and now it's been months since they interacted

>>38440351
He's too busy sucking Axels cock

>>38440351
I literally do not care about rpr

>>38440351
he got into a fight with someone supposbly so hes better off never interacting with them again

>>38439102
Damn what this guy is like a 2-3view. Nijibased.

>>38440433
>shoto
>now rpr
thank god for tempus taking our trash

>>38439102
>>38439452
lex just tweeted a "scheduled tweet" saying it's not actually him. it's kyrio trying to ride off lex's recent graduation hype.
https://twitter.com/LexParteVT/status/1600025915479584769

>>38440510
he did? wouldn't surprise me

>>38440557
>shoto
ahaha yeah hes not collabing with anyone this week...

>>38440637
I won't watch it so I don't care

>>38440618
he basically called her a bass boosted bitch and i havent seen him in collabs since with anyone

>>38440557
Dude is actually entertaining when he's just playing apex and shooting shit don't even know why he tried to cringey ship bait with Uki, hell him just being a bro with tempura actually got him a fujo audience that shipped him with them. Anyways sorry for off topic here have some porn

>>38440711
please sauce

>>38440703
Was it that infamous apex collab...

>>38440737
yup

>>38440733
https://poipiku.com/5371427/7062223.html

>>38440737
which one

>>38440782
The one with selen I'm assuming

>>38440805
anon do you know how many they had together kek sure I'll look it up

>>38440805
niji en livers have collabed with him in things like amongus afterwards including selen so hes definitely not blacklisted. but i just dislike him overall, just not a fan of his style and i wish he'd stop spamming his real face everywhere

>>38440838
The last one they ever did together

>>38437536
Yes, I'm sure.
>>38437699
It's just not his voice. It's close, the vocal fry is identical but past the vocal fry it's just not the same, like the dude is a tenor behind the fry and Lex is more baritone, and I don't think Lex could maintain the same fry but a higher pitch simultaneously.
>>38437717
>>38437771
>>38437797
Listen to this guy, this is a closer match: https://youtube.com/shorts/g3LeDXnBlOg and here https://youtu.be/cksDK-4fFtU compared to Lex here (scroll about an hour in where he's talking a lot): https://youtu.be/p9f6xshHQfw

>>38440857
>spoiler
its what you get when fleshtubers go vtuber. Sorry for the offtopic let's drop this

ever since we talked about eating intestines, ive been craving them and i cant find them anywhere.

>>38440952
oh lord, what is that fa lmao

>>38440952
no worries
last thing ill say but ive never been able to like fleshtubers going the vtuber route when still in that same identity. i already know youre a person and not really a character so the immersions just off, and they dont really have any kayfabe either.

>>38440987
anon this is gonna sound crazy but theres one inside you right now

>>38441009
but ill die before i can eat it

>>38441001
someone on main drew it TOT

>>38440598
fucking kek lex is a funny ass dude

>>38441031
you can take a little piece off and eat it tho

>>38440987
no asian restaurants around you serve it?

>>38440987
Go to an asian grocery store and buy some to cook it yourself, alternative go to a shady shitty ass asian restaurant they'll definitely have the best tasting intestines you've ever had.

>>38441082
hmm the middle tastes the best though
>>38441095
not any place close, id have to drive an hour or two to get it
>>38441114
the ones that look dirty and have bars on the windows?

>>38441160
The shittier looking the asian restaurant the better the food

>>38440903
>https://youtube.com/shorts/g3LeDXnBlOg and here https://youtu.be/cksDK-4fFt
Yeah.. it's def Kyrio.

I like his voice, but now I'm wondering why they chose that clip for him in the teaser because it sounds even forced for him.

>>38441210
i would say its true for all places but american food is the exception

>>38441160
ah, that's sad..
>>38441210
this basement restaurant place near the uni i went to served cheap soup noodles with intestines, truly a blessing during finals

>>38441237
Maybe he's going for a Fulgur bait and switch-ish

>>38441252
If a fastfood joint looks like shit you're more likely to get mugged then actually get your food

>>38441439
a dinner and a show

>>38441410
I can't believe wife invented bait debuts no one is doing it like him

>>38441410
That could explain the voice changer tweet for sure

>>38437825
ToT

>>38441237
Honestly, might be a good thing. If people have low expectations, it'll be easier to leave a good impression once you surpass them.

mpreg real
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1600034685119127552

>>38441506
Wife invented bait and switch and switch, where it's not actually him in the debut...but! It's not imaginary either it's his schizo alter ego, who he will be writing a novel for.

>>38441613
Selfcest also real

after reading that chinese think a mod copy pasting something from chat is racist, and a chinese asking chinese people to stop fighting is racist i could never apply for this company.
no matter what you do it will never be enough, and nobody will ever be happy no matter how clear or compassionate you are

My brain thinking Hex x Kyo... sisters help me... I CAN'T ERASE THEM HAVING SEX IN MY MIND

>>38441651
A tactic very hard to duplicate because you need to be a schizo to get it right...

>>38441613
>>38441682
based mysta

>>38441748
Bugs want the world to accommodate to them. Nothing is new.

>>38441748
that rule goes for the world in general?

>>38441748
>1 liver out of 26 has this problem
>throw the whole company out!

>>38441791
I don't think anyone mentally sane can pull off what wife is doing, Fulgur(streamer) is also Legatus(his schzio alter) but Legatus also has an alter ego Archivist. He just has three different personalities tumbling around in his skull

>>38440703
That never happened?

>>38441977
he didnt say it word for word, its what he implied through his attitude towards her. you can go ask her general if you dont believe me.

>>38441963
fulgur the streamer is fulgur the archivist

>>38442040
They have different vibes to them thought, to be fair I'm treating fulgur the streamer more like the writer of the universe that archivist exists in, they actually are the same person but they feel like different people to me, idk sorry for rambling

>>38442022
https://youtu.be/7bWD-3DnMy0
selen taps out at 3:27:00
she wasnt playing well during the collab and rpr and surefour kept bantering and making fun of her, i guess meant to be funny toxic gamer way but watching the VOD its more like they were having fun with each other while Selen was an accessory for them to laugh at.

but anyways sorry for going off topic, have a Luca

>>38442152
pretty much

>>38441765
Nono, keep going, I want to see a rare jealous Ren

>>38442105
lorewise fulgur is the archivist, as he's said himself, but i get that practically speaking there is the character he plays and his actual person, or you could say roommate. i guess i don't really mentally divide them into two.

>5 hours to bump limit
JESAS

>>38442717
ACCELERATE

>330 IPs
>63 posts
>47 images
Holy cow

>>38442022
I watched that stream, I watched her before the boys (still do, and mainly). They were bantering and jokingly shitting on her skills by blaming their losses on her every time, they weren’t trying to be mean but selen was having a shitty week and was no longer having fun (they also were taking it a bit far with the constant shitting). He wasn’t calling her boosted though, and selen is still friends with the two of them (surefour recently sent her a birthday video and they hung out in vr with other friends while drinking)

I give him big hug and go to bed.

I was ready for a 3 hour stream at most, I didn't anticipate an endurance stream. But it's OK because I love you and I love this stream so much, even though I've been awake for more than 24 hours at this point. This game is so fun though, I bought it too. Sonny has convinced me to buy so many games...

doko

Need more shugur...

I don’t care about the new wave, I just want more horny yume fantasies about Luca.

I haven’t been able to watch his streams live in nearly a week because I keep passing out dead asleep the moment I get home from work and am too exhausted to even watch the vods, I miss him. I listened to his birthday voice pack that I bought super long ago yesterday and it was like a shot of serotonin directly into my veins ;_;

>>38444705
same but shu....shu sexxxx

>>38444706
shugur valo again whennnn