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>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infect Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

Did I forget something?

>> No.38414798

>>38414732
Damn, this guy is BASED.

>> No.38414812

>>38414732
>>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
is he really that fucking dumb?
I thought he was the smartest tempiss
I mean how old is he again?
at this point, the rape rrat is less pathetic

>> No.38414834

>>38414732
You forgot when he flew Gura to Sweden for a Scandinavian sex vacation

>> No.38414842

>>38414812
Do you really believe anon, anon?

>> No.38414847

>>38414732
He also yells at his pepper plants to make them spicier

>> No.38414848

He was on the planes that dropped Fat Man and Little Boy, later expressing interest in dropping a third bomb even long after World War 2.

>> No.38414882

>>38414834
Yeah the whole of tempus ran a train on Gura.
Magni broke his hips while facefucking Gura.

>> No.38414926

>>38414732
He also provided Elizabeth Bathory with her young virgin blood

>> No.38414947

>>38414732
STOP THIS BLACK MENACE

>> No.38414974

i can confirm from my sources that one of these is true.

>> No.38414983

>>38414812
Yeah man, the rest of the list is also totally true.

>> No.38415003

>>38414732
I believe all of this

>> No.38415039

>>38414732
Omega is his alter ego, you missed that one

>> No.38415082

>>38414732
during his offstream collab with magni he fucked him so hard he broke his back

>> No.38415137

>>38414732
You forgot the part where he’s the secret CEO of nijisanji which explains the reason he’s doing everything he’s doing

>> No.38415185

>>38414732
MORE RRATS. THIS CAN'T BE ALL OF IT.

>> No.38415230

>>38414848
>On 24 December 1950, MacArthur submitted a list of "retardation targets" in Korea, Manchuria and other parts of China, for which 34 atomic bombs would be required.
Was Vesper Douglas MacArthur?

>> No.38415244

>>38414732
>>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
homofag I kneel

>> No.38415440
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>>38414812
>>38414842
tis real

>> No.38415458

he was piloting the plane the impacted the first tower, but before the crash he parachuted into another plane, took control of it and flew it into the second tower

>> No.38415464

STOP THE COUNT

>> No.38415796

What's the next step of his masterplan?

>> No.38415799

And he did it all for the bit.

>> No.38415860

>>38415796
crashing holoEN with no survivors

>> No.38415952

>>38414732
fakku levels of evil

>> No.38416236

>>38414812
I genuinely hope you're trolling because there's no way you can be this retarded

>> No.38416307

>>38415440
I haven't heard Gura use hoocha for over a year

>> No.38416447

>>38414732
Tweeted the Towa "yogurt tribute"

>> No.38416510

>>38414847
That's crazier than anything on OP's list. Glad he got suspended

>> No.38416528

>>38414732
Registered Kaoru in an underground beyblade tournament

>> No.38416602

>>38416307
Yes, that's why you know Vesper wrote it.

>> No.38416630

>>38414732
He's also conducting peace talks between Azerbaijan and Armenia.

>> No.38416656

>>38414732
He farted on strea- oh you already covered it

>> No.38416752
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38416752

>>38414732
Successfully completed the trek from Benis to Bagina, decided he doesn’t like it there, and left.

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38416920

It was me Barry... I am the reason for all of your unhappiness.

>> No.38417091

>>38416920
>Tripped the Flash in 1956. The flash got up pretty quickly, but was slightly inconvenienced.

>> No.38417230

>>38414732
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
HOLY. FUCKING. BASED.
I KNEEL ETERNALLY, 5D CHESS-SAMA

>> No.38417496

>>38414732
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
qrd?

>> No.38417516
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>>38414732
Respect him now more than I thought I would. Chooses to fuck everyone then leaves a shit fest of rrats and drama. We live in his world not ours. I have truly been enlightened.

>> No.38417801

>>38415230
One of his greatest unsuccessful bits to date.

>> No.38417804

>>38417496
Baes mic picked up her mother speaking Cantonese to her. I think it was something like I've made dinner, do you want some now or later or some other mundane thing.

>> No.38417827

>>38414732
>>set fire to Subaru's house
KEK

>> No.38418344

>>38417804
Yeah Bae is Chinese. Its horrifying to imagine

>> No.38418473

It was Vespers world all along, you're just along for the ride

>> No.38418533

>>38417091
>but was inconvenienced just enough for Zoom to show up, trip the Flash again, and kill his mom

>> No.38418563

>>38414732
>had sex with altare's gf and cause their breakup, leading to him having sex with half of holoEN

>> No.38418708

I'd guess he's killed himself and cover are waiting the 2 week grace period before they announce it.

>> No.38418743

>>38414732
>>made kobo eat literal shit
What was this about?

>> No.38418894

>>38414812
Didn't happen.
He was overly casual with Japanese members of the staff and argued with his manager over game perms. That's it. That's all it is. That's all it ever was.
Do your roommate reps before reading rrats.

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>>38414732
he also raped Barb chandler and framed Chris-chan

>> No.38419027

>>38418563
Vesper was also the reason Axel's crush in high school couldn't date him.
Vesper was also the one that stole Mori's crush at that high school party.

>> No.38419127

>>38417804
And? Did she wanted to eat? Post the full rrat or nothing at all

>> No.38419214

>>38419027
You forgot being the one behind the car crash that injured Magni's back, just that he got the worst off of it and its why he's suspended for 2 weeks to fully recover.

>> No.38419379

>>38415230
>34
wasnt it 50? or am i crazy

>> No.38419441

>>38418894
>That's it. That's all it is. That's all it ever was.
Nice try Vesper. But you wouldn't get the first public EN suspension in history for something that minor. You'll pay for what you did to Ina.

>> No.38419597

>>38417804
I'd fuck Bae if she wasn't a filthy Chinathot.
Someone mention Taiwan in a supa to her. See if she'll say it.

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38419937

Beyond a certain age, a man who threats everything as a bit can be a dangerous thing

>> No.38420129

>>38419597
She was raised in Australia and has no love for her Chinese heritage so she considers herself Australian and couldn't care less about her Chinese side
One of her favorite va11-halla characters was Donovan who hard shat on china for the hong kong protests and censorship, take your meds fag

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>>38414732
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe

What an absolute monster, graduate this man at once

>> No.38420431

>>38420129
A hamster born in a stable is not a horse.
She's Chinese.

>> No.38420442

>>38419441
I love that when they debuted the talents said please dont ship us its weird and now the meme is vesper raped Ina

>> No.38420554

>>38415458
>Abandoned his coconspirators because they expected one of them in the wreckage

>> No.38420628

>>38414732
If all of this was a bit. Is him doing the bit a bit too?

>> No.38420665
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38420665

>>38414812
Look at the retard everyone! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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>>38420337
i felt like Chloe got more fun to watch after the ghost arc, so im not complaining

>> No.38420705

>>38420431
Unlike pitbulls, a chihuahua raised properly won’t be a yipping, growling faggot by nature.

>> No.38421434

>>38418743
Kobo ate literal shit.

>> No.38421539

>>38418743
Her brother left a skid mark somewhere and she thought ‘Mmm yummy chocolate mogu mogu’

>> No.38421938

>>38419441
How did he give Ina heart problems that date back to before she even tried out for Hololive? Is he a time traveller?

>> No.38422179

>>38421938
He's a vampire retard. He's timeless.

>> No.38422699

>>38414732
>(also caused the real holocaust)
The point where this post went from great to legendary.

>> No.38422876

>>38414732
Wait a minute...Vesper is Daiz???!?!?

>> No.38422946

>>38414732
Great post. Would pasta.

>> No.38423017

>>38414732
>Organizes the murder of Julius Caesar, convincing even Caesar's dearests friends to murder him
Bros why?

>> No.38423939

>>38414732
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
what is this one

>> No.38425188

>>38414732
>>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
i can save them

>> No.38425216

>>38414732
>refused a collab request from gawr gura
>when gura didn't get her way she used her sway within hololive to get him banned

>> No.38425996

>>38421938
Duh, he caused the holocaust after all (very based)

>> No.38426708

The most based man alive. Shame he's quitting to become Ye's campaign manager.

>> No.38426772

>>38425996
He managed to travel back in time by tittyfucking Kronii, but he went too hard on them and got sent farther back than anticipated, so he made the most of it by killing some jews. For the bit.

>> No.38426957

>>38414732
>told Gura about one of Ame's "nicknames"
>hypnotized Pekora to do her hypnosis stream
>put the doujins in the fridge and reported the incident to the author
>postd on 5ch from La+'s wifi
>is both the founder of iketog and the head of the task force set to destroy it and all matome sites
>added an extra layer of reflective plastic to Ollie's merch parcel, just to cause her face yab
>was Aloe's dad the whole time
>added spats to all hololive 3d models
>wrote the rules for the new seasons of rust
>attached strings to gura's two cookies, milkshake, highlighter, and glass then pulled them during her streams causing them all to fall
>hacked into mumei's mic during the april fools stream
>set fire to ina's house in minecraft
>erased mori's audio for her part in the hololive advent calendar
>coded the geography test in gura's bully stream
>fed armando laxatives
>called Omega a tranny
>is Omega at the same time
>switched Marine's application from a co-ed private school to an all-girls Catholic school causing her to end up like she did
>sent in the hurricane delaying Council's debuts
>caused Gura to be late during her debut
>muted the first few seconds of Gura's first 3d live
>broke the minecraft sports festival red light green light game causing Gura's win to be nullified
>sent the Connor superchat to Mori
>broke the cripple's legs causing him to end up the way he is
>causes the buttons to be shown on stream against the talents' will
>turned off studio mode during Fauna's minecraft speedrun stream causing her to show her file explorer
>stole all of Gura's toilet paper forcing her to use dirty laundry as a replacement
the list doesn't seem to end

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38426984

>Vesper refused to call Omega ma'am.

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>>38414732
>put reflections in Ollie's package

>> No.38428166

>>38414732
>>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
He fucking got away with it too

>> No.38428411

>>38428166
not just any acrylic stands. default pose acrylic stands

>> No.38430065

>>38414732
hail to the king baby

>> No.38432813

>>38425188
No you won't.

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