/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

altmega…

free my man nowa you shithead manager

>>38403857
Sorry anon, but they look like THIS

SNAILTARE LOVE

>>38403958
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I want Altare to be my cute little househusband!

>>38404110
Amen.

>>38404082
Honestly I'd prefer that over the basic slime ngl. It's too boring

これは俺のエッチな彼氏です

I want maid altare to fuck nowa!

>>38403958
AAIIIEEEEEEE

>>38404155
slime puppies would be cute and something he might actually like

LEADER CUTE~

KINTAMA BROS LOVE

>>38404282
Wait. Am I hallucinating or didn't he actually say these things?

JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING
AT LEAST A "thank you for being patient but I won't be able to stream" GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WILL FUCKING BIKE TO THE ELYSIUM AND LOG ON TO HIS ACCOUNT MYSELF

>>38404235
But anon, I don't wanna look cute, I wanna look funny

>>38404314
Yeah, it's a direct quote

MAGNI LOVE <3

I MISS NOWA
UUUUUUUUU

>>38404337
sorry anon but he probably will pick something cute you can always clain snailbaldtare though

VESPER DOESN'T WANT HIS COMEBACK TO OVERSHADOW ID'S UPCOMING ANNIVERSARY, NOW SHUT UP

>>38404558
vesper’s still locked out of his accounts nigga

>>38404585
That's because he can't see that he has the caps lock on when trying to input his password

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1599629641311920128
>Due to the gravity of my actions, I have chosen to graduate from Holostars English, effective immediately.

oh no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>38404672
AIEEE

>>38404672
>Israel

>>38404672
Juan.

>>38404672
DID HE ACTUALLY RAPE SOMEONE WTF

>>38404110
Amen

Shouldn't vesper be back by now?
Fucks going on?

>>38404938
he hates the vesties

>>38404558
I think it's more likely he's just decided to get a more stable job

>>38404938
Both Altare and Magni hinted at him coming back midweek, which is the usual day he starts the week.

>>38404938
He's undead, anon. Let him go.

>>38405038
vesper minecraft...

Please, Vesper, just a crumb of tweet

>>38404938
He's a stubborn dude, probably won't resume streaming until whatever issues he's having are resolved or if other guys are correct, then he's gonna start his week suddenly without any messages because 'haha'

For all the passing tourists, Altare said that Vesper could come back between beginning and middle of the week. Go in peace now, thanks

>>38405146
Why has this fucker got holes for eyes

>>38405085
remember when he wanted to block all sunlight from the server... good times...

>>38405179
To put the dick in there

Oh, Vesper is back, unfortunately, it's a weekend and management doesn't work then.
Oh, the weekend is over, unfortunately, Vesper doesn't stream on Monday and Tuesday

what's up with these cursed OPs lately?

>>38405331
I know you’re baiting but for the people at home Altare implied that Vesper coming back Monday-Wednesday was because of management having to sign off on it, not his schedule.

>>38405186
If they can do it in 2b2t, they could do it in the Holostars server.

>>38405408
>management having to sign off on it
I know Japanese companies, that's a code phrase for sexual favors

Will there be an Altare guerilla in 4 hours

>>38405485
Sorry Yagoo, you know that hole's already used and abused by the boys

>>38405485
i dont think oji-san can take it

>>38405749
doesn't seem like he has woken up yet so we wouldn't know

Well now that I think about it, this is the first suspension we ever had that was because of internal reasons... We have never experienced something like this before, so they might need some managemental work or sign offs... it makes sense
I am going calm down and have to wait to let japanese autism handle this, even if the silence frustrates me

>>38405749
Would be really weird if he didn't stream today, so probably

>>38405932
it's 3:18 pm in his timezone. little nigga needs to wake up already

>>38405778
Anonchama, all Stars are personally tested by Yagoo first.

>>38405983
It's not the first public suspension ever. Its just bad timing this happened over a weekend.

>>38406085
>because of internet reasons

>>38406006
he’s a nocturnal little guy

>>38406109
fuck *internal
as long as it isn't a Hitomi Chris or whatever, we're fine.

>>38406076
I wonder who’s his favorite ToT

>>38406076
Yes.

>>38406109
Have you ever worked a job before? Doesn't matter why a suspension happens, account management and reinstatement protocol is still the same. You think they let Haachama and Coco keep their accounts during their suspensions?

Vesper could at least tweet something...

He's not coming back.

>>38406207
Yes, protocol whatever, the issue is that the suspension was 2 weeks not 2,5 weeks, there is no need to take this forever to give Vesper his accounts back unless the internal reason is so serious that it needs meetings and sign offs. Weekend was understandable, but monday was yesterday in japan, if Vesper does not at least tweet something today or tomorrow, it will only create more panic

>>38406343
>>38406329
Spam it some more

kintama bros...

>>38406689
Only one of those is mine and at that it was my first post in 48h, fuck you ;_;

leader schedule...doko...

>>38406544
Vesper has ghosted management.
He's already got a new job

>>38406756
What job?!?!??
Please tell me so I can stalk him and watch him at his new job no matter what it is, as long I get my daily dosis of Nowa uuuuu

>>38406892
They're just fucking with you anon, nobody knows anything here and anyone that says they do is a troll

Bros I checked the hololive reddit and there haven't been any new threads in like 2 hours, the mods locked the reddit in preparation for the shitstorm once Vesper's graduation announcement is posted

leader...

>>38406892
He's got an office job.

is leader having one of his 12 hour depression sleeps again

>>38406946
The fact you took my joke seriously... at least be creative and reply with some funny jobs Vesper could be having haha...

>>38407107
kek its impossible to tell if the vesties here are being serious or not, and im retarded not funny

>>38407091
>12 hours since his last tweet
yeah

>>38406997
This I unironically believe, you can't tell me some shitter hasn't had some garbage post to make on the subreddit in two hours?

If Vesper pulls a Kaoru...

astare…

>>38407255
Like senpai like kouhai amirite haha........... can't be a holostar without the real holostar experience...

>>38407091
I'm...actually a bit worried about that
Hope he is just working...

>>38407328
leader is slowly becoming a fucking astella...

>>38407385
>can't be a holostar without the real holostar experience...
Don't even joke about it.

>>38407400
this is normal for him though, he only sleeps like 4hrs or 12hrs

>wow, gramps. Vesper is so cool.
>what happened to him?

I have been thinking about cannibalization recently and its all leader's fault. I was never into guro this much before I started watching him...

>>38407328
He retweeted one if his anniversary projects...Astare love

>>38407223
Take one for the team and make a reddit account to try posting something, we have to be sure it's over so we can commit our collective vestie suicide

>>38407328
>>38407425
ONE OF US ONE OF US

>checks time
yep. i hate burgervesties

>>38407425
>becoming

>>38407425
he’s been an astella since at LEAST 2nd act where he sat silently with his mouth open while watching astel perform

>>38407579
We’re all normal astella’s he’s the Fucking astella

>>38407683
you are really struggling with punctuation here

somebody tell leader to stop fucking all day and post his schedule

>>38407683
>Fucking astel
Hehe...

>>38407892 (me)
>stop fucking sleeping
is what i meant to type

>>38407892
>Fucking all day
Yeah, me :)

>>38407892
he has to take his frustrations out sometimes, he will probably post it after he is done with magni

>>38407892
>stop fucking all day
he has nowa trapped in the dungeon
this is why he knows when he will be back
it all depends on when he finishes

>>38407924
we all know that altare is an onahole for his senpais, anon.

>>38406997
>>38407546
Heh, now do not panic anymore https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/zdjj22/fananimations_that_deserve_more_love/

>>38407683
Ain't that Fuma's title?

>>38407892
I don't think you should be trying to tell him what to do unless you're ok with him up your ass too

>>38408133
yup fuma is astella prime

VESPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

rrat: no schedulues will be posted until vesper posts his.

>>38407107
The Orb called him again. It misses the embrace of the melting sun and the sound of peeling skin.

>>38408198
>no schedules posted again

>>38408159
I demand a schedule

Might as well just call it /MAS/ at this point....

>>38405408
That's the thing though, COVER condemns speculation but won't give more information on why a 2 week ban is becoming like 16-17 days of inactivity. It shouldn't be up to Altare to give an update, or the viewer to menshi everyone for just a chance at getting a 4 second heads-up.

Vesper is going to tweet his new schedule, but it's just going to say
Friday Fuck this shit
Saturday Drinking
Sunday Love the vesties, this isn't your fault
Monday Livestream suicide

>>38408159
I also demand a schedule ToT

>>38408198
>Vesper returns and every single day on his schedule is a full-gen collab
>they're waiting for Magni to stop "tummy hort"ing to reveal this

>>38408198
>Monkey's paw
>Vesper graduates today right away
>The boys never ever post a schedule again

>>38408270
Wrong
It's going to say Zatsudan and Factorio

>>38408270
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>>38408340
Most mentally stable vestie

He's never coming back is he?

aniki ah ah

where is this fcking WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tempus doko

If Vesper never comes back I will become a holoEN anti

>>38408441
In your heart

>>38408340
he's just like me fr fr

Vesper is NEVER COMING BACK
Altare has been ARRESTED
Magni's back is BROKEN
Axel is lost in JAPAN

>>38408415
shush axel the vesties are having a mental breakdown

cumming on aniki's face!!!

>>38408465
do it anyway for for the bit

>>38408312
It sounds to me like Magni fucked up in the gym and suffered a spinal injury.

>>38408332
V-vesper?

>>38408332
He didn't like Factorio as much as you guys think

>>38408529
no!! he clearly want my seed inside him!! he said so in black cherry!!!

>>38408528
well that last one was just inevitable.

>>38404110
Amen.

>>38408798
wtf are those the lyrics

>>38408332
For the entire week he streams nothing but factorio using the key he scammed just to stick it to management.

>>38408321
If vesper got fired I'm sure he would just move in with Magni anyways and take care of him.

>>38408919

If Vesper does come back on a Wednesday will he say "I'm back. It's Wednesday my dudes"?

>>38408977
Magni’s mom is taking care of him. He’s doing fine.

>>38408977
Magni's housewife...

>>38409035
I'm expecting "h-hey vesties... It's ya boy."

>>38408977
expect alot more almond collabs then

>>38405359
Do you have a problem with it?

>>38408919
In the original, not the version that Aniki sings

>>38408198
That rat doesn't look normal. Is that blood at the base of it's teeth? Why are they so low and forward? Are they broken and poor guy just screams in pain?

>>38408340

>>38408919
>Don't stop kiss me! But, I can't forgive you...AH~ Come inside me!

>>38409035
Knowing him, this may as well be the title of his stream.

>>38409119
:(

Oh god

no leader stream tonight....

Uh oh... he's depressed again. Nowa is ngmi
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1599880050546860032

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1599880050546860032

>>38408415
Imagine those expession but with this.No need to thank me straight bros.Just need to let the fujos know we are still here.

What now

I'm sorry for calling you a whore, I didn't mean it...

just let it end already. please I cant take it anymore. either graduate the guy or bring him back already, this fucking limbo is awful.

uh oh

>>38409200
Time to actually start to panic.

>>38409189
NOWAAAA WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOOO

>>38409200
Write fics

Yep...
Nowa's gone.

Don't worry guys Vesper is gonna come back any time now, the rest of the boys are staying quiet and not streaming for completely unrelated reasons ahah everything's cool no worries

Magni... please save us..................

I haven't had a chance to watch a stream in a month and a half, what happened to Grandpa? Why is he grounded?

He's fine. He's definitely going to shinyhunt 2 pikachus for his autism run he plans to do again this week. He's going to need a good 20 hours for that

>>38409189
He said yesterday that he didn't sleep and he still joined magni later, I expected as much.

here we go again

Welp...fuck this fucking company

What was Altare supposed to stream today? Did he drop a schedule because if it's fucking Pokemon I don't think I can watch it...

Ya’ll need to be put in the back of a van

>>38409310
They called him a Vampire

I'm actually worried now... I was like "haha, nah, I doubt it, why would he graduate, everyone's convinced he's coming back", but now...

>>38409189
ok but post a schedule

>>38409333
Nah, Pokémon is gonna be on Friday and it's another marathon to beat the game.
Maybe it was gonna be Valorant or COD on Twitch, who knows. He was supposed to drop a schedule last night but didn't.

>>38409333
nigga scroll back

Tempus is going to be fine my dudes, stay strong

>>38409333
He'd held off on posting a schedule, and last night said he was too tired, and today said no stream

>>38409333
pokemon is probably gonna be on friday again

>>38409320
this. anons that didn't watch the stream wouldn't know.

>>38409333
Probably Valorant

Nowa, Ina and Sana are coming back soon... I know it... I just know it...

>>38409402
Ame, what did you do to this timeline???

im losing hope bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2KyK3pqj4

t. former /wAIfu/ anon, before the lobotomy

>>38409273
Surprise D&D session with the boys... No way, that's not going to happen.

>>38409189
Why is he depressed so often? He's ripped and has a nice voice.
Why are males so weak?

Altare said that he was pretty tired yesterday, so maybe he is just taking his break day today instead. Do NOT panic ffs

>>38409432
He's a sexless and repressed Southern Korean, so he's always been built differently.

Recommend me your favorite tempus collab vods (full or not), I need something to watch tonight

>>38409432
he stayed up all night the night before last watching nature documentaries

>>38409402
I miss grandpa, my priestess and the girl with the weird horse drawing.

>>38409455
It's not that he's taking a break today what worries me, it's the wording of his tweet

Maguni doko

>>38409432
He rolled into the life of a South Korean AKA Asian Difficulty: VERY HARD

>>38409432
he isn't even depressed right now he just has a shitty sleep schedule the vesties and tourists are just going schizo and looking for fuel anywhere

>>38409502
back hort

>>38409466
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEJpFZQUe1trhSbCMyZei3ynEFIAGfeUb

>>38409432
>has a nice voice.
I've seen people comment on his clips that he has a pedo voice, so clearly ymmv.

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1595476129531428864

oh no OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUUUCK

>>38409466
https://youtu.be/3iryHEAAvH8

>>38409466
The DnD Collab...

>>38409494
it isn't worded in a worrying way at all you need to relax nigga

It's Tuesday already for Axel and still no schedule
Altare is taking the Day off
Magni is gone
and Nowa is still no where to be seen

>>38409310
The Belmonts finally got to him.

>>38409562
you die first

>>38409466
Not reeeally a collab but all the boys are in on it at some point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6SLtZXG9EA

>>38409516
this all started because he stayed until 6am getting a ditto for rio damn you chupaltare

>>38409562
Vesper is biking...

>>38409520
That's just what dudes say when they are on their period

>>38409612
so-ri~

>>38409491
Stay strong Tako bro

>>38409631
where's the nose

>>38409466
https://youtu.be/zvFYoS3q7YQ
still waiting for part 2...

I am now remembering the last time Nowa ghosted us and I still don't understand what he meant with "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

>>38409516
and I'm just here watching the carnage :3

What if vesper was poached by the other company?

>>38409636

>>38409642

>>38409636
What if Magni's not on his period? What if he's... pregnant?

>>38409466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY

>>38409653
It was from a commercial for tums or something, but I also don't know what he meant

>>38409562
Towa baby doko

>>38409466
I recently rewatched the Portal 2 VOD and it's surprisingly comfy despite Axel and Magni being themselves. I like seeing Axel's single brain cell overclocked too.
https://youtu.be/rvtjgAjTiZw

>>38409712
Vesper and Leade fight over who’s the dad

>>38409653
Magni's carcass post-offcollab

>>38409466
The assassin game with the short guy was an underrated collab. I think it was Axel and Magni or Axel and Altare.

>>38409752
I find it such a shame that Magni decided to give up on the Portal streams, I really liked it and was looking for part 2 and "nope, no one wants to watch that, RIIIGHT?".

>>38409750
in all honesty i'm just too lazy to dig up the link to that one.

>>38409466
the beginnings of axel's dumb luck https://youtu.be/Un98PaGNF-w

>>38409466
Besides the big 3 (dnd, pokemon, tempantsu) their phasmo is good
https://youtu.be/CaiY5k8MxZQ

okay guys are you ready for the group collab today haha

I fucking hate all asians

>>38409769
it was axel and altare
https://youtu.be/smX_dzhfjzk

>>38409562
what's the point of twitter handles in URLs if the status ID is all that's needed? fix your shit elon

>>38409849
axel laughing as altare gets murdered and is screaming for his life is pure kino

>>38409834
I think this is the only Tempus collab I haven't seen yet

>>38409712
What a slut

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1595476129531428864

oh no OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUUUCK

>>38409887
>the banana bread meme
I miss it

>>38409905
That moment still makes me laugh kek

>>38409714
That animation of the hostage moment still makes me laugh so hard https://twitter.com/mru2112/status/1562515021573537792

>>38409834
Is this actually a good one? pummel party looks like a shit game

I MISS SEEING ALL FOUR OF THEM UUUUU

>>38409970
KEK I hadn't seen this, amazing

>>38409970
They were so young, so innocent, so.. healthy

>caused rushia's graduation
>ordered for luna's removal from the holofes poster
>caused ina's sudden onset heart issues (who do you think administered that vaccine?)
>coded geography test in gura's bully stream
>impersonated bae's mother and called her on stream. hacked her discord so it didn't mute
>insisted on default poses being used for acrylic stand merch
>erased mori's audio for her part in the hololive advent calendar
>set fire to ina's house in minecraft
>hacked into mumei's mic during the april fools stream
>injected ame with raw gluten causing her to pass out before her pokemon stream. (she is currently in the hospital fighting for her life after management made that tweet on her behalf)
>attached strings to gura's two cookies, milkshake, highlighter, and glass then pulled them during her streams causing them all to fall
>hypnotized pekora to do the hypnosis stream
>fed armando laxatives
>tied lunas shoelaces together that caused her to fall over during that VR horror stream
why did he do it bros?

>>38409909
you should if you can, it has great moments especially for cheeky axel

>>38410017
for the bit

>>38409935
>Not even a holoproduction related meme
I'd rather get a million towa baby than whatever the fuck this is.

>>38409750
BABY, BABY, BABY
BABY, BABY, BABY
BABY, BABY, BABY
BABY, BABY, BABY

>>38409466
>>38409993
https://youtu.be/KYALiJmRLWM man..
I MISS THE COLLABS SO MUCH BROS AAAAAAAAAA

>>38410017
anything for the bit

>>38409752
KINTAMA BROS LOVE

>>38409466
If we're posting obvious ones
https://youtu.be/05SxvrJukJM

>>38409984
>>38410029 (me)
game is shit but still enjoyable, their interactions were hilarious and its also a pretty short one

With each day of Noir's absence the thread devolves even more.

>>38410064
>>38409993
TEMPUS COLLAB DOKO??? UUUUUUUUUU

When I think about it there have been a lot of kino Tempus collabs even though they feel so few at first

i need another phasmo collab this shit is too funny
https://youtu.be/CaiY5k8MxZQ?t=1727

>>38404672
How did you find out where Tenma Maemi lives?

>>38409984
it's shit but as usual the boys make it fun

>>38410177
uuuuuu...

i still can't believe noir vesper, the resident scholar of holoen's tempus guild, is fucking dead

>>38410177
I miss him so much. His absence pains me.

>>38410107
I like kintama bros but this one pic makes me gag...

>>38410177
i am now listening to sad songs to keep me sane

Magni's first Tempus drawing

>>38410195
magni's screams and axel's laugh lmao they really got to make more of these

>>38410243
I read this as “the resident chair of holoen tempus”

>>38410180
THEY'RE
GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>38410195
Altare's screams are hot ngl

what if he got hit by a truck while biking and became an isekai oji-san

>>38409993
>>38410064
>>38410180
>>38410296
Everybody's here!

>>38410289
i feel like i havent heard axel laugh like that in a long time fuck i cant stop laughing

>>38410293
>resident chair
Magni is still alive, he just has back hort.

>>38409993
PAPA DOKOOOOOOOOO

>>38410357
>Vesper isekai'd
>He has to defeat the Demon Lord to return to his world and stream again
>But the Demon Lord is actually a pretty cool guy
>The teas here are pretty nice, too
>And there are a lot of cool views to see while hiking
>He invents bicycles and then settles down, running the fantasy land's only Cycling Shop

>>38410336
axel laughing at altare's suffering is hot

>>38409189
>>38409192
>all EN talents got sudden "meetings" resulting in low spirits after them
either all got raped or graduation incoming

>>38409993
>>38410296
>>38410180
>>38410064
>>38410424
I MISS PAPA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

we have the Monday/Tuesday cope to work on. If by Wednesday he shows no sign of life, i'm just gonna give up on him.

>>38409432
It's called being a manlet
Whores will never undertand

>>38410195
aniki you fucking coward! you call yourself a man?

>>38410531
>all got raped
Yeah. By me.

>>38410531
>all EN talents
Who else mentioned about a meeting??

>>38407683
>>38408171
>Both leaders of the kouhai gens love Astel

How does he do it?

>>38410472
uuuu...

>>38410531
Probably management bitching at them for not bringing in more supahs

>>38410574
He's 5'10". He's taller than half the males that post here

>>38410600
>no feed for his oshi tweets
ngmi

I haven't watched any Tempus stream/vod ever since veper left, it just doesn't feel right without his presence.
I can't take much longer, bros

>>38410710
weak

>>38410710
no supporting vesper's boys? disgusting

can't watch Axel anymore because I'm jealous of his being in Japan

>>38410756
understandable

>>38410671
My only oshis are the tempus boys, leave me alone!

>>38410662
Are you implying that the males here aren't constantly depressed?

they will never post schedules they hate us muahahahaha

>>38410555

>>38410603
Astel is pretty cool eh and he aint afraid of anything

>>38409464
he's still depressed over being scammed by Tinder Gold

>>38410619
>more supahs
Nah if anything they are looking to sell more merch, supah isnt that big on revenue consider susan gets to take a huge bite all of it. How are the merch sales for the bois doing btw?

>>38410814
wtf this triggers me. do you not have the normal versions?

>>38410931

>>38410869
ask /#/

>>38410990
never ask /#/ anything

>>38410931
i'm just using the ones the previous comments used but yes i do not have the normal ones

>I can finally make my dream come true
>Proceeds to draw himself as a centaur while Axel rides his back and says "Ride me Ride m-" (awkward laugh)
Axel's alleged virginity status is in danger the moment he ever meets Magni IRL.

Axel is probably dunking on management in basketball right now...

>>38410869
>supah isnt that big on revenue consider susan gets to take a huge bite all of it
If Elon pulls off poaching Mr.Beast and some of the other big names from YouTube to twitter and gives a more generous cut (I heard 15% instead of 30%) I can see all of Holo switching to Twitter.
Also Monero community bros made their own bootleg superchat system that you can attach to YouTube to cut the middle man all together... but that requires normies to use not just any crypto, but the one the spooks hate the most.

>>38411335
>Monero
You'd think that would have been the one people go to as a Bitcoin alternative when people realized the privacy concerns, but noooooooooooooooooo

>>38410869
All of their merch so far has been MTO hasn't it? So the stock before and after can't be checked. But if StarsJP are any indication the merch should be selling very well. When they have stock merch it always sells out.

>>38411396
once people sober up from the FTX-Government money laundry scam implosion, the new maxis that were born will wise up to Bitcoin-MoneroExtremism

the fact that /biz/ shit is being talked about shows how much this thread has devolved

>>38409432
>He's ripped
lolno

>>38411616
This is what happens when there are no fujos around to hornypost

>>38411616
The Tweet from Regis put us all in high alert and now that we've come down we're spent.

>>38411616
/biz/ is fun though

>>38411717
Hornyposting never worked though, at least not completely

>>38411616
>fujos are kill
>vesties are kill
>magmites are abuse victims
>Axel is on an irregular schedule and fucking japanese girls
>even zetaxel posters are kill
All that can save us now are Altare stream...

>>38411480
>All of their merch so far has been MTO hasn't it
Well to my knowledge both Dingo and Maglords bday merch were MTO, dunno about the debut merch.Maybe units sold were not as good vs their JPstars senpais.But i kinda doubt it.

>>38411742
>Regis

>>38411742
>Regis

>>38411813

>>38411794
>zetaxel posters are kill
here it comes

>>38411717
We are around just not going to put out a fire that keeps having oil poured on it.

>>38411616
sounds like stinky linky deflection

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
>Dezmond / Regis / Vesper / Axel

What would that be, VARD? DRAV? VRAD? DARV? RAVD? The possibilities are endless.

>wake up
>no vesper update
>go to work, lunch break
>no vesper update
>get back home
>no vesper update
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>38411794
>>38411854
We're not dead, not yet

Axel's first name is Syrios

hehehehe

>>38411854
Its burgerhours Anon, zetaxel usually happens only during SEAhours , even lore anons dont bother to write or discuss anything during burgerhoursi am one of them.Only thing you get during burgerhours is fujos hornyposting and uuuuu.

>>38412019
are you syrios?

>>38412034
was the bit worth it, vesper?

Altare would be streaming today if Sopa de Macaco hadn't won the game

>>38412034
fuckfyouufcufouiyouWHORE
captcha:HDJAV

>>38412076
It all makes sense

>>38412152
Nowa JAV in HD.......

>>38412076
but... UMA DELICIA...

MOMMY IS GOING TO BE ON SOON BUT WERE IS DADDYYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>38412034
Just give us a proper update already you WHORE.

WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA WHERE IS NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M ACTUALLY GOING INSANE

>>38412210
ToT HD JAV of Nowa being fucked by ojisans as punishment

WHEN?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38412210
ToT nowa casting couch

>>38411804
>dunno about the debut merch
It was.

RELEASE NOWA YOU PENALTY FLOPPERS YELLOW-SKINNED JEWS

Could Axel get perms through corps like this?
https://rainmaker.gg/campaign/8a433f-crisis-core-final-fantasy-vii-reunion

>>38412322
It would be really funny if Fauna had to take a break for a couple weeks considering she's also very bad at keeping people updated

>>38412512
nigga this is a tempus general

I think Altare is in denial just like us and all this "he'll be back" talk is just a coping mechanism but the truth is that Vesper will be graduating. The complete silence from everyone else just makes no sense otherwise.

all vesties deserve to be raped

>>38412691
who wants to rape those pig-nosed fat fucks

>>38412691
how do you think they became vesties in the first place.

>>38412691
as a vestie that sees themself in altare

you can try

Magni is active. He will either stream or drop a schedule. I'm a believer.

>>38412889
What if he streams his schedule?

this is fine...

>>38412681
I told you guys leader lied to us

soul link status?

>>38413088
almost as dead as vesper

>>38412019
axel heading to your location to kill you on the spot

>>38413088
On Vesper's shoulders

>>38413088
Soulless

>>38413088
vesper fainted...

>>38413088
Alt and Mag are game. Waiting on Ves.

>>38412681
Magni talked about him yesterday tho? And also both of them during Fall Guys
So at least yesterday everything was still normal

>>38413239
stop expecting the doomposters to know information you could only get if you watch streams

>>38413239
what did magni say? wasn't it just altare bringing up his boyfriend over and over again like the obsessed bitch he is??

Lil demon love

>>38413350
________________________________watch_streams________________________________

>>38413548
I only watch vesper

haha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38413654
deserved

I hope vesper comes back in the form of a psychiatry help stream with kronii.

Shiny Spicy uwu

>>38413654
this is the fate you deserve then

>>38413654
brother...

>>38413845
so true sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLdTjcYzNAA
VESPER PUT UP A STREAM TIME
IT'S A WHITE THUMBNAIL WITH BLACK TEXT
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>38413845
SHINY SPICY LOVE

>>38414090
kys

they might mention vesper here and there but if they did that without altare mentioning when he -might- come back, it would probably mean nothing. consider they hadn't had much contact with him during the ban anyway

>>38414090
damn, not like this

its over isnt it?
vesper got silently graduated

>>38411616
/soc/, /fit/ now /biz/ holy shit... We've got all manner of people here...

>>38414263
>silently

just wait for the announcement

>>38414327
Don't forget the AA2 op anon

hmm, I think today I'll watch my favorite brotuber stream to celebrate the end of his suspension