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News:
Noctyx AnimeImpulse? MAYBE ILUNA? https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1598451989985521664
Luxiem Pash Magazine releases Dec 9: https://twitter.com/magazine_pash/status/1598610426354335748
Luxiem Anniversary merch releases Dec 19: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1598497179961888768
Outfit status: +2 weeks
LUXIEM MONTH DAY 4

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AGF 2022
Thanksgiving

>>38345011
There isn't a lot but there are definitely some, especially by this artist

sonny LOVE

>>38346230 (me)
oh my bad I definitely misread your post lmao, I thought you meant him being in a sick/delicate situation as opposed to him being raped.

wuca love! i want to kiss his face

<3

>>38346361
lost main thread quilldren..

>See Nina is gonna stream Mineshit
>'oh cool, ill swing by 45 minutes in so i skipped her monologues'
>Show up 45 minutes in
>She's still monologuing

>>38346391
I'm not them. And I love both of them

>>38346437
welcome then

>>38346394
we can tie this honey up to a copy of Victoria 3 to get the economy running before putting him on the milking machine right?

>>38346394
your mom will die tonight

>>38346463
I've been here... Actually made one thread back in febuary? When it was still for a shitposting reasons and had /lux/ in my subject menu for months. I think it's a good thing this place is established properly now.

wave 7 tasukete

Meds kun please be gentle with my demon this coming week

>>38346622
cute anon
>>38346653
we can only hope

>>38346628
I'm huffing the hard copium that those recently graduated indies join It sucks dick that I discovered lex the day of his graduation. he seemed like a cool guy.

>>38346622
its grown a lot from being lux > luxnoc > nenmen. the earliest memories i have of this thread is the live reaction to jotc

>>38346718
7 is THE luck number. I believe it will be a good wave full of good boys

RIKU. THE BARA. WHERE IS HE

>>38346104
Soon

>>38346750
wave 13....

>>38346948
will we ever reach it? will we have 20 waves? 30? dios mio

>>38347037
How many waves does jp have, we have to match them

>>38347061
25+ waves

>>38347061
29?

>>38347174
25+ WAVE SONGS LET'S GO

>>38347201
i hope we quit these entire days dedicated to birthdays real soon

>>38347323
That's gonna end with the next wave for sure. 4 birthdays this month already is too much for people to be polite and not stream over it.

>>38347397
im already tired of it as much as i dont mind it but this week is another 2 birthdays

>>38347470
Yeah, I agree. Muh unity can only go so far until it just sucks that no one can stream over a 10+ hour birthday stream for someone that you might not really care for. Birthday streams should just be for the livers and their fans, not every single person in the branch needs to show up to pay their respects or whatever.

>>38347560
man, birthday zatsu with the chat only sounds so comfy...

i love sonny lots

>>38347560
yeah, its just a comfy zatsu and i mean if they really want to play games together or do a big totsu they should just do it as a normal stream than it being a birthday stream.

>>38347560
i imagine half the reason is to just take a break off streaming and going birthday!! is a good excuse
most of the recent birthdays had schedules for them so planning around them and still do a regular stream is possible so hopefully this eases off dead days on birthdays

>>38347623
I feel like the best bday streams would be 90% fan and liver chatting, looking at the tag and projects, and then have a totsu segment at the end. It's mainly why I liked Vox's bday last year, most of the memorable moments was just him chatting with his fans and looking at cool projects.
I agree with >>38347764 , most of the time bday streams feel like an excuse to have hours long branch wide totsus. I feel like a liver's birthay should focus on the liver first and foremost. Hopefully they realize that the current model of bday streams is wildly unsustainable.

>>38346622
I remember the luxnoc days. Good times

>>38347864
it also gives them more time to do things they want to do then feel like they have to rush through a set schedule for other people

>>38346394
She's an anime villain.

>>38348001
Definitely. I think as time goes on, putting birthdays at the same level as wave debuts, outfit reveals, and anniversary streams is going to feel more and more questionable.

>>38348135
i think the only issue that will occur is when fans get offended that another liver didnt raid that person for their birthday but i honestly dont think it matters.

>>38346104
MYSTA!!! MY LOVE!!!!!

>>38348312
I don't think that will matter much either, I hope we're past the days of the sonny bday fiasco.

giwtwm

>>38348847
same. i'm glad he's going to think stuff over this week and get on his meds. he deserves the peace of mind

>>38348847
GIWTWM

>>38349120
Yeah, hopefully everyone comes to a good balance tomorrow. I would like if he could interact with chat more. Though I will be a little peeved if the people that initially complained don't even show up to defend their points. I dunno man, I just don't like people that complain in such a public space where he WILL see it and then don't do anything to fix the problem they point out.

>>38349342
A lot of the people who said something are American and it has to be at 8 am EST to not overlap with Mysta's return unless he does it at 11 or 12, which I hope he does, it is what it is. He already has the idea.
Me on the right

Me on the left

>>38349595
bottom*

Foxakuma but Mysta's face isn't even in the drawing
Password: Tokugawa
https://poipiku.com/4247263/7943227.html

I don't mind the emote spam (there's always a language barrier, people multitasking while watching the stream so they can't type out comments, etc) but I do hope he can find a way to comfortably express when he doesn't want to do a sussy request, maybe make a rule saying you can only send them when he has the asmr mic on like one of those yes/no pillows couples have to indicate to their partner if they wanna fuck

>>38349901
I feel like using the titles of the streams like he already does to indicate how he wants the stream to be is a good idea too. "demon bf plays __ [asmr mic]"= good to ask for kisses, OW2 pro gorilla malding not so much.

ganbare demonio

>>38350958
>genshin
oh boy

>>38351020
Gotta have one dud day I suppose, if there is a god maybe meds kun will make him cancel it

>>38351020
I think if he is just continuing the storyline then there wouldn't be that many back seaters right?

>>38350958
>7 am zatsu for problems that americans brought up

>>38351174
Better show up if you want to prove that you want change i guess

>>38351257
PST kindred...

>>38351257
4am...

>>38351174 (me)
At least it's not just americans

>>38351339
BETTER SET THAT ALARM

aster asmr
https://youtu.be/wtRa99R08Hc

>>38351450
Every day I have to suffer, I initially switched to Fuuchan because of time reasons and now even he is doing 6 am streams. I don't even mind if it's 7am or 6am just not earlier than 6 please...

>>38351571
>asmr
>click on it
>my ears get blasted by his loud ass laughing

>>38351634
Watching a vod isn't the same, but with him up earlier I hope it doesn't get too bad

NO KYO...
I want to see your tiny hands...

>>38350958
>Oct 3-9

>>38351880
shaking shota hands squeezing cream.webm

>>38351910
Gotta have one schedule flub a week otherwise his channel explodes

>>38351981
never change milord

>>38351866
If he becomes an early bird and starts waking up at early at 6am BST he can stream at 10pm pst then I'll be happy

>>38351925
I just want to take more screen shots again...I hope he doesn't cancel it

How big do you want the gamer wave to be, I think 5 is the sweet spot

>>38352557
4 4 me

>>38352794

>>38352836

>>38352557
I mean they seems to be adding people every wave with Iluna having 6 so maybe 7 for next wave, but I do want it smaller, 4 or 5 is the perfect number

aster having "this is just roleplay viewer discretion is advised" in the corner of his maid asmr only makes me think of him doing a 180 on the roleplay and murdering me and eating my corpse instead of pseudo sex

>>38352557
6 or 7 I want a whole boyband

>>38352878

>>38352930
I love them a lot

>>38352941
me too!

I respect that Asterbaiter whose still open and confident in their love for Aster in spite of all the shit he gets. He fulfills a specific niche for them, and he makes them happy. That's all that matters. tbdesu ateast he does more for his fans than Shu, I just feel bad for bullying Yaminions at this point cuz they get nothing.

>>38352557
I really really really want a 2 people wave with them being siblings in lore, maybe even twins. But this is never happening in this speedy company so I wish they would go back to 3 per wave.

>>38352884
I hope one day Aster become a full film autist like Vox in his asmr and just produce an entire porn audio with porn plot instead of just teasing almost sex noises.

>>38353062
I think they would have to be careful with making a concept like that. Sure, we have the lambros and they're great, but you can also have a situation like the dragons where they are lore siblings but they rarely interact.

new wave coming and all I hope is that no one drops my oshi and i become the only one posting about him here......

>>38353249
I hope everyone drops mine so only the real ones stay with him

>>38353062
I wouldn't mind them doing a counter wave to Iluna like lux/noc and we get siblings like lam bros or ohyo brothers. I want Kyo to get a shota baby brother...younger by 5 years.

>>38353298
briskadet...

>>38353032
mm yummy bait

>>38353336
nope, kindred, sometimes I wish he wasn't as popular as he is

>>38353157
this is my dreamm im so glad other people share my vision

>>38353249
if everyone drops my oshi, id finally find a reason to stop coming back here

>>38353231
They had a chance like that with two from the 4th wave but it was wasted. I agree, they will need to either scout someone or get two already familiar and close content creators to audition and be accepted together but this is not a new idea in vtubing by any means, there are indies like that. Again, this is just a fantasy, I highly doubt they will ever release a wave that small in en.
>>38353325
We have a few siblings in different waves but I really want JUST a sibling wave. Just them together.

Vox is actively in the prechat looking at suggestions so if you wanna say things now is the time

>>38353507
*3rd wave. I meant. The girls. There are two long time friends who could pull it off there. Boys would be better though.

>>38353424
I don't mind that mister milord is popular I just wished he wasn't popular with crazy ESLs....like fuuchan has a Chinese audience as well but his chat is still usable.

>>38353501
but anon, don't you come to nenmen because of all the friendships you made???

>>38353625
i dont have any friendships..

>>38353660
i will be your friend

Did anyone save the ikeakuma drawings of kodocon Ike raping Vox as a child while babysitting him? I only got to save picrel

>>38353596
Fulgur is way smaller (subs wise) than his bro, Chat usablity is also dependent on stuff like that too

>>38353507
They're going to drop a "one person" wave but he has multiple personalities and is a schizo so his wave mates are just his tulpas, the tulpas have their own channels and will stream there but with a voice changer so they all sound the same.
The "one" guy has a main channel where he streams from, he has multiple different people voicing him with completely different personalities, they will stream 24/7 with each personality in different time slots.

>>38353764
....Kizuna AI male edition?

>>38353685
thanks random anon

>>38353764
they're going to redebut Ren??

>>38353811
Kizuna AI has clones this one is all in his head, the multiple personalities will never interact and when he switches he gets amnesia.

Demon is now gone from prechat, he had some good ideas. Have a brothers that snippet

>>38353748
Oh, the artist deleted them... Fuck, no I haven't

>>38353918
I love him and hope he sleeps well.

>>38353918
lambros.......warm......

>>38353918
Yesss talk to your brother Vox, he can definitely help you

where is the usual snakeanon or archivist anon socpost they make during these hours

>>38353918
are you me? I was about to send this. I feel pretty bad for him that he keeps on mentioning that he's not angry like damn he's too soft on his fanbase

I suuure hope I don't need a third reason to suck fulgur's robo dick anytime soon, that would sure be horrible
t. kindred

>>38354191
just suck it now

Demon...

>>38354191
Fulgur is literally NijiEN's personal therapist and life coach, you're going to have to suck his dick everyday.

>>38351174
It's a problem that he needs to address to his main viewers which is fair desu

i wonderi f aster is jacking off

>>38354267
glad I'm not on twitter, can't imagine the state of kindred right now kek

wife adopted milord as his child at this point TOT

>>38354837
please...I just finished my family tree don't make me add more lines

>>38353596
I wish he was less popular so things like tardwrangling his chat and establishing rules to make it a better experience isn't treated like the biggest thing ever and everyone in the vtuber fandom has to breathe down his throat for every little thing he does.

>>38354421
i would be so happy

>>38355002
Yeah...

>>38355002
oh yeah that's true, I'm already seeing catalogue bait about his little talk this morning. People are fucking insane and the fact that he is a popular male in a female-dominated industry makes people seeth and try to find every way to shit on him

>>38355002
The man is too kind for his own good yet it seems as though he's been through this kind of treatment his whole life. What is it about some people that make them a target for bullying no matter what they do.

>>38355234
Even though the month long break was hard, a part of me loved it because some people straight up forgot he existed, and he could (mostly) tweet normal things without 10000 people jumping down his throat. Being a fan of the demon is great most of the time, but good lord is it hard not to think about what little thing he might do that day that'll get blown up into le ebin yab for drama channels to milk.

>>38355426
He's a perpetual people pleaser, he will literally do anything to make other people happy even if it makes him uncomfortable, in his eyes, other people probably have a higher priority than him. It's a personality trait that makes it easy for him to be taken advantage of and bullied, no wonder he has cptsd he probably went through a lot as a kid/teen.

>>38355538
Oh my god those fucking faggots that run "vtuber news" channels on youtube are so irritating, they fucking use him as clickbait and literally 'report' on everything he does, god damn leeches.

Five words every kindred loves to hear:
'I spoke with Fulgur and'

Read what he posted in chat, seems like he has a solid idea on where to go for the stream. I've got faith that he'll establish good ground rules going forward.

>>38356264
Honest to god it makes me cum instantly

wife is so sweet, it still baffles me he's surprised when his merch sells out in a few days

lil K on the birb's channel soon
https://youtu.be/uLEpymWrv5o

>>38356410
He has numbers turned off so he probably thinks only like 100 people watch him, he also has zero self esteem so he thinks nobody will buy his merch

>>38356573
>100 people
all me

>>38356415
have no idea what this stream will be

>>38356573
I hope he gets lovebombed at his birthday and cries again

While I don't like Aia or Nina this might end up being a good stream still kinda wish Reza, Fuu-chan or Vox joined... oh well

>>38356673
Ultimate Batsu game? which I have no idea what it means as well

>>38356794
kill yourself

>>38356794
You kind of piss me off bud. Stop attentionwhoring here.

>>38356631
Wait a minute...are you me

>>38356896
no, i'm the other 99 people in chat

>>38356831
im wondering if theyll play a game or just spin a wheel to do batsus

sex

kyo always has to piss or shit before a stream

>>38356999
ANON NO YOU POSTED NIPPLES IT'S OVER

>>38356864
>>38356874
Sorry about that

>>38357039
You're welcome to keep it on topic. I wish any of the boys joined the d&d too.

>>38357030
jannies would never ban for posting wife's n

>>38356999
>>38357030
holy macaroni

ngl I'm already kind of bored of this stream...

I'm a terrible person but Alban recently being dissatisfied and getting upset over his viewership gave me hope. Hope that he'll go full whore again and sustain it. I get wanting to have a little bit of dignity and be able to stand on your own two feet without acting like you can't survive without a cock inside you is preferable but I like it when he's acting like a horny little slut desperate to have his holes filled

>>38357659
same and i like both of them

>>38352557
Four would be my sweet spot! The most important thing for me is that they have good chemistry which each other and one of them surprises and delights me.

>>38357971
It's an interesting concept I guess, but I just feel so bored by it's like a game show but no stakes and you can't win, you just do batsus

>>38358162
yeah considering they copied the idea from a show that does it in person with celebrities as a fun interview, it doesnt translate all that well with vtubers who already know each other.

>>38357843
Would being a cockwhore bring his views up? I feel like he's been more pg family friendly lately.

Kyo hates LGITS...

>>38357843
just tell me to kms, but his numbers aren't even that bad.

>>38358239
I think it would be fun with a larger group of people, like a randomized truth or dare game sort of.

>>38358344
He has said that before desu, I don't blame him either lmao

>>38358460
His numbers aren't bad but it's bad for HIM

>>38358472
yeah, i think it would be fun for a wave to do together to test each other

Enner said she would be the most awkward around Sonny

>>38358633
Noctyx does this but it's all drinking challenges and they all die from alcohol poisoning.

>>38358758
true unity, going out together

>>38358758
I honestly don't wanna put yugo near alcohol ever again

>>38358758
but sonny doesn't drink, he would be last one standing

>>38358670
kek, i can imagine the awkwardness
>>38358881
he can embarrassment batsus or strip everytime he loses

Kyo HATES chat for back seating everything even zatsudans, the disgusting shit they talk about in pre-chat, and hating chat for putting ketchup on pasta

>>38359076
Sonny will be forced to drink and Noctyx will forcibly help him lower his rice purity score.

>>38359129
>Kyo HATES chat for back seating everything even zatsudans, the disgusting shit they talk about in pre-chat
honestly his fault for not being more firm with his rules and attracting zoomers

>>38359289
He's a zoomer himself they gravitate towards each other, he also looks like a kid and kids obviously will watch him, I watch him because I like shotas

>>38353032

>>38359406
I adore shotacon Kyomies I'm so glad I'm not the only one (I've seen more but sometimes when I see so many zoomers it makes me sad)

>>38359695
Whats not to like about cute frail tsuntsun shotas

>>38359612
Why are you bullying yaminions

>>38359406
I like watching him from time to time but his chat and his streams are not really for me I think. I still think his design is cute, but I hope we get an actual shota someday....

>>38359824
I love u anon

dont bite bait we love yaminions here

>>38359962
I love you as well anon!

MY SWEETIE SINGING IN ACAPELLA TOT

Free sample of Kyo's Karaoke happening right now

>>38360083
You love us now, but don't think I've forgotten how you bullied us in the past.

>>38359830
they're very bulliable, Shuber is easy to shit on

>>38360083
now you do

>>38359829
Yeah I hope we get a middle school kid now that they know a highschool kid looking model will fly with the EN audience, I like Kyo but sometimes this content does get stale because chat is retarted and it's hard to interact meaningfully with little zoomers.

>>38360393
>middle school kid
no we need a shota incubus or a shota little angel or devil please TOT or a normal little boy dressed in a cute sailor uniform

>>38360393
What makes you think that will attract a different audience compared to what Kyo has now?

>>38360508
I want that but I think they'll go one step at a time so slightly younger every wave until we get a true shota.

>>38360637
a shota that actually shota baits and makes cute sex noises will not have the same audience as kyo anon

>>38360637
To be honest they'll probably attract the same audience but I just want another shota...

>>38360700
Zoomers attract zoomers
simple as homes, fr fr

>>38360700
Alberto de sexo gato should have been a fucking shota, Anykara please shrink him he even has shota body dysmorphia.

>>38360806
he was perfect for a shota model....god fucking dammit

>>38360788
Zoomers are not attracted to Shotas that will moan and make sex noises they think it's problematic.

>>38361025
AIEEEEE TOT

why does he talk like that?

>>38361025
lick lick lick pero pero pero pero

>>38361126
The answer is always brain damage

>>38361025
I came

>>38361126
Black 30 year old man trapped in a white highschool boy

Where is my Luxiem/Kyo fic...

>kyo's creepiest fanbase comment is just a gay sex fantasy

Not Kyo getting all offended that Enna said no one from Luxiem would fuck him

>>38360200
>>38360357
I always loved you. I wrote indifferent dom shu drabble. I was always here. You deserve happiness too.

>>38361961
He's in the closet he has to keep up this image of a straight boy

>>38361957
Does anyone even ship that aside from the kyomie that submitted the marshmellow

batsus are so boring i feel like nijien already used all the ideas so its the same shit over and over again

This is an unpopular opinion given what this thread is, but one day, with one liver, I want him to shut down all ships and no fujo/yume baits. It will likely tank his numbers, and he will be popular in untagged shit and /here/ but I need to see something like that to sate my curiosity.

>>38362269
i like shu/kyo, dont care for anyone else fucking him

>>38362361
no one is retarded enough to debut as a vtuber and shut down everything that is connected to popularity

>>38362361
just go to twitch. youre sounding like the males from main

>>38362361
go watch xqc and aidenross then

>>38353032
This is true even sonny who has no cover, has never joined jp events and just canceled karaoke the other day is doing more for the fans than shu.

>>38362395
Luxiem grooming Kyo into becoming their personal cocksleeve is the only prompt that I can think of.

>>38362361
My brother in christ you are just describing a fleshtuber. If you want to see that just tape a anime boy cutout over crit1kal

>new ip

>>38362410
But that's exactly why I need to see it. I want to see one purely contrarian, burn all bridges, fuck everything type of chuuba. It makes me curious if they could even survive in this particular sector of streaming.

>>38362546
i love the sarcasm in this

>>38360083
they should be quilldrens or briskadets instead

>>38362621
why would they even apply to a corpo if they want to fuck things up?

who called main into this thread again

Kyo fanservice happening right now

>>38362361
Unironically go watch indies. I don't mean this as an attack.

>>38362621
>i just want a vtuber that rejects everything a vtuber is haha just to see what it would be like haha

He kissed us!

>>38362621
>I want to watch somebody that will purposely do their job horribly, attract no audience, that will crash and burn

if i cant have shu i will have sex with all yaminions

kek at all the ruffled feathers. I'm not saying I want all future chuubas like that, I just want ONE. As a test subject. How long they could survive, IF they could survive in the EN sphere.
>>38362758
Do you have recommendations?

Oh boy

>>38362918
they wouldnt. you see how this thread reacts to shu and yaminions.

>>38362916

>>38362916
even fulgur?

>>38363044
he's my oshi i will suck him dry too

>>38362916
no im dating yaminions first

>>38362580
That's what I'd love to see ToT

>>38362918
Go groom a 1view on twitch or something, no one in a corpo is gonna be like that

>>38362956
Shu doesn't explicitly say you're not allowed to be a fujo or yume, you're allowed to draw or think whatever shipping and yume thing you want he just doesn't pander to it

>>38362956
Unironically, it was that and Kyo's response that made me start thinking about it. It just made me curious since Kyo was pretty averse to it at the start too, but while he still gets exasperated, he's learned to accept and play with the bits. I suppose what I want to see is an ungroomable chuuba. How that would affect his performance in a corpo setting and if there was any feasible way to offset it.

>>38362580
there's a fic in the archive of shu doing it to kyo and kyo being unable to tell anyone because no one believes him

Kyo I know you're just shortening allouette but calling Enna lil ette sounds like you're calling her lil wetty

>>38362918
Go to the male vtuber posting thread, they have an entire spreadsheet.

>>38363383
Why did this make me laugh so hard. Kyo giving people rapper names should be a bit

>>38363260
oh yeah I saw that one but we need more kyo getting fucked

>>38363240
id say probably not because it just doesnt work for the audience they get. even luca backtracked on it when he first said he didnt want shipping to happen at all in his early months to basically doing some sort of pandering to it.

>>38360251
It all makes sense now there are no yaminions around here
When they made a post you are alienating them alot of times

>>38363531
briskadets are yaminions natural predators

>>38363612
dont turn into the mystake boogeyman schizo, let them be

>>38363612
More like briskadets are ex-yaminions who have inferiority complex

Awww Kyo said he watches Luca and Alban a lot

>>38363736
Goddamn you don't have to do them like that

>>38363836
kyo is a lucub, he admitted he used to watch luca before he auditioned because luca's happy attitude helped him with his pessimistic attitude or something.

>>38363167
Middle schooler Kyo with Luxieum who are working adults that lives in the same house (with some sort of polyamory thing going on) as his neighbour. They see this cute little middle school boy walking back home every day and befriending him. Kyo's mom thought that it was weird at first so Ike and Luca started talking to her bringing her food and becoming good friends with her, so Kyo's mom started trusting the Luxiem boys a bit more and allows Kyo to hang out at their house and for the boys to pick Kyo up from school. Everyone thinks it's so cute that this group of 4 adult men are playing in the garden with Kyo and treating him like their kid but behind the scene, they're actually grooming Kyo.

>>38363397
Thanks, checking it out now.
>>38363526
Yeah, it's very unlikely... which sadly makes me me even more curious! Ahh, I wish I could run virtual simulations. I'll have to be satisfied with my fantasies kek

>>38363612
More like briskadets are yaminions, but have better taste

>>38363944
Isn't he also a Mystake as well? he seems to like genki boys since he also watches Alban, no wonder he gets along with Ren the ray of sunshine that he is.

>>38364067
Checks out >>38363736

>>38364067
>we are garbage but we are above garbage

>>38363736
Don't slander the briskadets like that, they don't deserve to be disrespected like this.

>>38364067
>>38363612
Fight! Fight! Fight!

>>38364123
he did! he really gravitates towards happy people which makes sense with his health

stop the shitposting with yaminions they're so nice why do you guys shit on them this much

>>38364203
They do the disrespecting first so I’m just giving the hard cold truth about their small dick

do not use my oshi to shitpost

>>38363989
AAAAAIEEE Anon thank you so much!! This is such a nice scenario

>>38364250
its a shitposter replying to bait from hours ago

>>38364298
Sorry fellow briskadet
You’re cool but some of you guys are just not it

>>38364249
He watches the orange and yellow boys to feel happy then talks to enna for someone who relates to him

>>38364369
need that balance in your life, he's just like me

NEW CRYPTIC TWEET FROM THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT NEW WAVE
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1599599188148355072

>>38364318
Nii-chan but it's 4 guys grooming one little boy

ITS COMING ITS COMING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38360083
I love yaminions and I love to bully them! I'm bullying out of love!

>>38364511
LETS GOOOO

>>38364511
>the sun approaches its zenith
USOLAR IS REAL

LET US ALLLLLL PRAY FOR THE BARA. PLEASE LORD I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE

GOD PLEASE BARA BARA BARA I NEED A BARA I NEED A BARA RIGHT NOW I NEED A FUCKINFG BARAAAAAAAAAAAA MY OSHI IS GOING TO DIE WITHOUT ONE PLEASE

>>38364511
SOLAR WAVE INCOMING

>>38364579
But you will never win their love tho so what’s the point?

>We might ACTUALLY get lex and aisriale
fucking surreal

new winter voice packs too!! the boys in it are alban, luca, mysta, shu, sonny, uki, kyo, aster and ren!
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1599599440636977152

>>38364511
THE ILUNA COUNTER WAVE IS REEEEAAL
>whitebeard.jpg

>>38364668
>>38364657
It's related to the sun so I hope we get an apollo greek statuesque Vtuber

>>38364893
>STILL NO VOX
MILORD I AM DYING

ren, sexcat and some hot jp boys scarves for sale

CRYPTIC TWEET! ACCELRATE!!!

OH RIKU TAZUMI IF YOU CAN HEAR MY PRAYERS PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A BARA DELINQUENT BOY

>>38364962
oh oyo mama drew alban for this!

WE BETTER GET A BARA OR OJISAN OR I WILL be a bit upset but ultimately indifferent while I stick with wife who is an old guy on the inside anyways.

>>38364893
>>38364962
HOLY ACTUAL GOOD MERCH

>>38365067
>no wife
thank god im so broke i would kill myself if I missed his scarf

>>38365067
>no ike scarf
anycolor your free money ….

>>38365207
>luxiem anniversary
>luxiem winter goods
no thats okay, keep your free money anycolor

Thank god for this announcement so shitposter baits can BTFO from thread

>>38365067
thank god there's no sonny scarf
now im only kinda tempted for sexcat

so how many days until they announce the debut/models? i remember iluna's announcement was soon after

>>38364848
>not the gamer wave because tweet is about sun, Iluna counter part
>indies graduating
the probabilities are increasing like crazy

I hope that sad lexfag a few days ago is huffing all of their copium, godspeed

>>38365336
today is sunday so wednesday or tomorrow if youre lucky.

>>38365336
shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota shota

>>38365419
>Aisriale graduates on the 12th
>Wednesday is the 14th
I'M HUFFING THE COPIUM

>>38365359
I'm fucking choking on it, please god let him still be streaming.

>>38365534
Lexfag please impart upon me you wisdom, I know he was hinting that he would stay if streaming was financially stable, but what else would make him stay? I'm sorry for your loss.

>>38365509
Fuuchan literally graduated 1 day before his debut, huff the copium

i cant wait for another shitty chibanyan song

>>38365735
I hope Lex is gonna be the baradragon niji lacks

>>38365803
I'm gonna huff the lex bara copium now

>>38365804
STOP IT RIGHT NOW

I like jizz on the cock and i'm tired of pretending i dont

May all "indie reincarnated into Niji wanters be indie reincarnated into Niji" havers

>>38365804
Anon don't kill my waterfall here

>>38365804
At least make it matz...

>>38365922
I like it as well anon you're not alone

>>38365804
we've had matz twice in a row i choose to believe

>>38365922
i shit on it but it was in my top 5 spotifywrapped

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN SO GIVE ME YOUR WANTS
>BARA
>BARA
>BARA

>a year from now, we’re gonna have TWO wave anniversaries in the same month along with all the birthdays

>>38365804
but what if we have teddyloid or camellia

>>38366118
bara
shota
actual yandere

>>38366132
That's already gonna happen with obsydia and illuna

>>38366132
if this new wave sucks no one will care about their birthday and will focus on luxiem's only

>>38366132
i dont know who set that up like december wasnt busy enough

>Fulgur jokes about bara dragon in wave 7
>
Fulgur did you do us a solid

I need the designs already so I can try to guess who wife will adopt

>>38366167
i don't remember making this post

>>38366118
Bara
Shota
Femboy
Ojisan
Nekomimi
Trap

>>38366328
He will adopt the shota and fuck the bara

>>38366335
we already have a femboy...

>>38366431
A better one

>>38365067
Oh thats actually kind of cute.

>>38366118
office worker
history teacher/prof
gym ojisan hairy and huge

>>38366542
but uki is good

Lexfag are you ok with the possibility of both lambros becoming whores for lex

>>38366118
give me a service boy style sexy salaryman

>>38366631
Uki does not have a femboy model, he is one at heart but his model is an ikemen

>>38366705
he WILL become one with his second outfit. BELIEVE.

>>38366645
we already know wife is a sucker for deep voices, i can imagine him hosting the debut and creaming himself live

>>38366766
not while his throat is like that...

>>38366743
I will believe if Vox gets his demon form

>>38364893
>no milord vp
I'm unironically sad I recently left hikkineetdom to support my hobby and was looking forward to a new voice pack from him. I know he's been in a mental health funk and that's the reason but I'm still sad december's vp isn't happening

>>38366822
He's going to deepthroat Lex's cock so hard he'll have to take another 1 week break because he wrecked his throat

>>38366884
I cannot believe we're stuck on the boat like berserk. Milord please

desk calendar comfydants youll like this one
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1599606990090645505

>>38364848
just found aisriale...he's so cute..god please let him be in he's perfect

>>38366942
Wife's tits are just OUT like a WHORE

>>38366942
I forgot what it was like to get new official Vox art that wasn't a promo or anniversary, he looks so good

>>38366822
>>38367033
he's going to give the new bara paizuri instead

>>38366942
RIP my wallet

>>38367191
your wallet might be saved because the new art is only on the cover and not the actual pages for the calendar

>>38367337
all the best art wife has gotten has been for shitty merch i don't want...... this combo makes me want a red boys and orange boys collab now

>>38367337
Man, what the fuck...

He has ripped jeans, we can see his legs!

>>38367764
FINALLY THE LEGS ARE REAL

which boy for the next thread op?

>>38368002
whoever is streaming next or a collage

>>38367764
fuck i'm going to have to buy this now

>>38368063
anon you can just wait until the artist posts the art on twitter

Kyo is drinking the cum (pilk)

>>38368118 (me)
He gagged ToT

>>38368056
who is next? milord?

>>38368177
He's about to throw up aieeeee TOT

>>38368198
luca

>>38366942
i was literally wanting a desk calendar for next year

>>38368118
The pilk is gone

and to think next week we will need to update the op with more twitter accounts...

God I feel so vindicated right now. People on main called me delusional and crazy for saying all the bullshit the last couple of days were wave 7 debut.

>>38368455
please understand we have all been saying its wave 7 since august

>>38368104
you're right, my brain is fried
>>38368455
i'm still surprised they didn't wait until january. if they were hired at the same time as iluna though, maybe it's stipulated in their contracts that they have to start in 2022

What the fuck why is Psyborg in another BL manga again, what is happening today.