/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cat sex

I THINK PIPPA SUCKS

>>38321536
I THINK YOU SUCK
My dick that is.

>>38321346
Because - and stay with me here - /vt/ tends to be wrong.

Fishman make some edgy merch and stop selling overpriced cringe coffee

>>38321585
Fish is a chink, a conformist to his core. It's completely against all of his wiring to make something that actually stands out.

>>38321511
>another thread with no link to the next one

Sorry, previous thread. Was late this time once again.

The girls posted a pic of waiter ojisan.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/taBPzL

My Virgin wolf wife Airi!

I'm genuinely thinking of getting this. How long does it usually take for fishman to ship?

To elaborate further, I think modern vtubers of the PC kind are doing an ancient job, but with a cutting edge aspect: they are courtesans of the mind.

I mean it with no disparaging intent: I love my favorites dearly.

But if you read about the relationships between ancient Roman young lads and their courtesans (I highly recommend Plautus' comedies, very entertaining) you will see that the same dynamics have been playing out for 2000 years or more.

Of course we don't get to physically copulate with them, which a good thing for everybody's health and safety. But everything else is right there.

>>38321924
The Vestal Virgins were put to death if they broke their vow of virginity.
Meanwhile in the modern world

Pippa instead of letting the schizo demons make you sad when you can't sleep try building gunpla. It helps me somertimes.

>>38321924
Sorry anon but i don’t really care about this girls they are just the content i play for background noise when i ran out of podcasts and don’t feel like listening to music.

>>38322130
That is excellent advice.
Or pick up any other intellectual hobby that is well suited for autistic people, such as computer programming or math or reading an ancient language. Or even Japanese.

Aggie bros how do you rotate pieces on mobile?

>>38322210
Everybody has their own involvement level, but you wouldn't believe the amount of parasocial love that floats around on this medium, both by viewers and by the girls themselves. And parasocial love is still love.

>>38322419
Physically rotate your device

>>38322419
I don't think aggie has rotation even on PC

>>38322294
>>38322130
Unironically embroidery & knitting. She could learn how to mod & fix her plushies.
Or, for peak autism, start making Fumos.

i love pippa, bros
like actually genuinely love her

>>38322531
I would seriously watch a multi-hour sad girl knitting stream. I'm not joking.

>>38322531
>>38322901
6a EST pcg generating content so the girls don't have to.

I want to cuddle and snuggle the panda.

>>38322901
that's kinda sad to admit anon

>>38322968
I dunno anon the idea of tenma doing it and someone calling her grandma on accident sort of makes me laugh.

>>38322939
Gotta be useful *sometimes*.
>>38322901
Pina from Prism Project used to do knitting streams but I'm not sure how sad she really is, they were fairly short and there were only static images, but y'know. There's still precedent.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1599361717137723392
This is why you shouldn't feel bad for AI replacing Twitter artists.

>>38322863
I dunno about genuinely love but I really want to smash Pippa's cervix

>>38322901
Pippa should already know how to knit too considering she used to have knitting yarn on her Throne. Or amazon, can't remember. Of course this is just gonna go on the pile with all the other good irl stream and video ideas she's had. Still waiting on that gift opening.

>>38323115
ebay even at the beginning was more trustworthy than skeb is and that never fails to make me laugh

>>38323115
Nobody should feel bad about that. At least those artist will now have to draw more complex pics with a theme/plot or something else an AI can't do, instead of just drawing the same pair of tits over and over again.

>>38322863
You're not pose to admit that where she can see it bro.
[Spoiler]I do too bro.[/spoiler]

>>38323115
AI replaces the job of artists whose artstyle & subject matter is best described as "2009 nightcore remix background wallpaper".
Who nobody missed in the first place.

>>38322968
how is it any different from watching someone play a videogame and rant the whole time? or just rant? which is what we do herekktwrv

>>38323271
Impressive, you combined something you read on twitter with the assumption that things are going to stay like they are right now for all eternity.

>>38323277
nice captcha idiot

i love my catholic zoomer wife

>>38323115
I understand that skeb is very heavily biased towards the artist, but is there nothing you can do if they just send you a random picture? Brb, opening my own skeb artist account.

No more 4chan terms

>>38323320
That is pointlessly antagonistic and misses the point by a far shot but I s'pose both of these qualities are quite inherent to thread culture.

>>38323353
You can complain about it on Twitter.

>>38323379
alright i'll go back to calling them hotpockets

>>38323379
Newsflash faggot. This is not the Groomcord complaint box.

>>38323379
This janni has forgotten rule number 1. Never let them know they've rustled you.

>>38323442
>>38323379
I don't think he actually gives a fuck. I think it's you who is rustled by his shitty attempt at a joke.

>>38323379
GIRLS OF SADNESS!
HAVE I NOT GIVEN YOU COFFEE AND PUBLICITY?
HAVE I NOT GIVEN YOU WONDERFUL MODERATION?

BRING ME. MORE. MONEY.

>>38323791
Every time I see the uruka nurgling I laugh.

watching pippa vods and stuff

after watching the phase weekly and listening to rie saying massachusetts over and over again
she has become my oshi

>>38323352
she's not wrong you know

>>38322294
I can confirm learning japanese then and russian now has helped me pass a lot of sleepless nights.

>>38323964
Pippa vods always just make me miss her more.
Wonder if yellow women will be alive today or not.

Good morning /pcg/, I still love Panko

>>38324258
Course she will. Just have some faith.

GG jiggas

>>38321750

GG

Thank you for giving me puzzle autism

>>38324258
I missed the last few streams so I'm just catching up

>>38324338
>>38324359

>400 without preview
Spin or no spin?

>>38323115
I will never understand why would someone pay money to skeb with a service conditions like that.

>>38324387
Spin of course. Jiggaboos would've taken like 3 hours on this just a couple weeks ago.
>>38324360
You're welcome.

>>38324360
You are most welcome, my boy!

>start to wonder why we didn't host a Yuri pic so far
>check art tag
> no longer wonder

i would pip her

https://puzzle.aggie.io/qyDoIe
>>38324508
Autistic minds think alike, an-non. I actually went through all the way back to this day a year ago. Found a good thing or two but man there's a whole lot of whitespace.

>>38324523
Bratty rabbit needs correction.

Realized I forgot to ritual post.
PIPPA LOVE~

When did you learn that Pippa was a psyop to turn radicals into femdom loving cucks?

Pippa has been a pickme since Mori followed her on twitter desu. Doesn't handle popularity well.

>>38322130
YOU VILL ABSORB ZE MICROPLASTICS

All times EST / UTC / JST

TBD - Michiru Final Fantasy X
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

10:00 / 15:00 / 00:00 - France - Poland
Round of 16

11:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Lumi Starcraft 2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

11:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Erina zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwTwNRWlFH0

14:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - England - Senegal
Round of 16

01:00 / 06:00 / 15:00 - Yuri drawing with Rurumi
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>38325021
>turn
The more taboo something is the hotter it is.

>>38325097
How new? She acted like that since way way before. Learn what you are talking about before you speak. The main problem with glowies and pseudo-glowies is they have no humility which is the principle quality of a good spy

that space is gonna happen any time now right? i miss my girlfriend

>>38325097
Based seething femanon

>>38325182
Eh sure it got pretty bad after metokur name dropped her a year ago, but it has gotten REALLY bad this week. Disgustingly so
>>38325218
Cope Pippa, everyone notices the daily humble bragging and the twitter interactions with Wyatt.

>>38325110
Anon how did you know I just licked the shavings out of my clippers!?!?!?!?

Is Yuri OK?

>>38325120
>Erina zatsu at EU times
Nice

>>38325524
She's doing better than the previous days at least. Odds are decent that the collab is happening.

Is pipupper retarded? It seems like it might be retarded

>>38325097
100%
>oh noooooo I'm almost at 100k subs meaning I'll have to post feet pictures guys please stop subbing
Pipkinpickme

You won't be allowed to carry Lumi's fertilized egg if you seethe this hard. It'd be bad for the baby.

>>38325819
What does pickme even mean at this point, is it just a generic insult now?

>>38325850
I think it's femanons, I dont think I've ever heard a man say dumb shit like pickme

>>38325850
>>38325902
Let's put this into economic terms.
F*males are a public service union.
Pickmes are strike breakers.
Pickme is bad because it subverts women's ability to work as little as possible for male resources and attention.
They're gender capitalists, and women fucking hate capitalism.

>>38325850
Its cope now by women so emotionally and physically ugly they feel threatened by a rabbit.

>>38325902
This board has been somewhat of a revelation to me, I didn't realize how feminized (mostly English-speaking) men can be.

>>38325931
Yeah I know about this meaning more or less, I was just struggling to relate this to the Pippa/Mori thing.

>>38324109
It's an easy thing to believe in if you don't have sex and an easy thing to lie about if you do. At the end of the day the only thing nature cares about is whether you breed or not.

>>38325931
Who are the Pinkertons in this analogy?

>>38326107
MRA death squads.

>>38326107
Tomboys, which is why they're so radically targeted with hormone propaganda.
>>38326096
Ah. Yeah I don't really know.

>>38325021
You misunderstand the appeal of the feet reveal. It's not so much about the feet themselves but rather the fact that a turbo autistic girl with no confidence in her womanhood is using some bullshit excuse to post """revealing""" pictures of herself. It's why the 500k promise is armpits rather than more feet stuff. It's gap moe on steroids. I wish chat would have asked for more pictures during the 100k chat stream. She kinda gave the 'ok' with her comment that she feels like a camgirl for doing this but unfortunately chat was too retarded to capitalize on it so now instead of seeing her cute tummy we get some fucking retarded tarantula eating stream.

>>38326312
>tarantula eating stream
Please, not again

>>38325850
I generally never use the phrase because it really is overused by femanons and jealous whores, but here it fits. In this context it's like when a girl says she's "not like other girls" (most say this which is ironic) and tries too hard to do the same thing everyone else does but in a 'unique' way, in her case being edgy and ironic. The feet pic setup is a blatant example. Any other 2view or small company vtuber that made that promise would just post the joke feet pic (such as a shitty drawing of feet, picture of the person's sneakers with no skin exposed, etc) at 100k, laugh, and be done with the joke. Pippa is going out of her way to try to look unique while deceiving her audience by pretending that she's contractually obligated / is upset about it etc. and has now made it basically the primary topic of two streams, even if the ending is going to be exactly the same as with anyone else. It's all very try hard, and thus "pickme"

>>38326418
>>38326312
Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
And Lumi, do your Nyquil reps.
Thank you for your attention.

>>38326518
I'm sorry and don't mean this as an insult, but this sounds like some distinction that would only matter to a woman.

>>38326312
There is no feet reveal, she's going to post a shitty hand made drawing of feet or some traced outline of her foot.

>>38326628
NTA but I think the same thing BUT I mean it as an insult.

>>38326577
It's a bit too late for that.

>>38326628
Then just replace pickme with attention whore, same shit

>>38326312
>I wish chat would have asked for more pictures during the 100k chat stream. She kinda gave the 'ok' with her comment that she feels like a camgirl for doing this
That's what makes it bad. What you're asking is for her to start down the path of Belle Delphine. It'll seem very interesting at the start but it quickly gets boring and you demand more and more. Once you leave the realm of irony and jokes behind and get into actual coomer content it loses value.

The appeal of the Pippa feet reveal isn't the feet themselves but the circumstances and teasing atmosphere surrounding it from all sides. It is plebeians like you, sir, who would throw away a long term gig for a short term bit.

>>38326577
Slugmanuts

>>38326709
Anon, she's a vtuber, attention (views) is the whole point.

Finished my model kit at a good time I see.
Final PIPPA LOVE for the night.

>>38326642
oh shit we got a time traveler here. Even if Pippa doesn't do it, that doesn't change why the idea itself is so appealing.

>>38326767
Sure, but what separates good vtubers from shit ones are how they let the attention change them.
No one will dispute that Gura is different from her bluer alcoholic persona of older pastures, just like you'd have to be blind to not see pippa is a lot different from a year ago. Pippa of the last 3 months has felt like vshojo with /vt/ and /pol/ jokes.

>>38326989
It feels like you're trying to make a point here but you halfway through the process realized it was an incredibly weak one and instead hoped people would infer as negative a mental image as you could muster by intentionally being vague.
Kind of masterful in its own crude way.

>>38326989
Well no, honestly I'm not seeing it. I guess the difference isn't that great.

>>38327128
Not really. My point from the start has been the same.
Since getting more popular Pippa has fallen into a rut of being edgy nyanners. Only main difference is I don't think even Pippa is stupid enough to publicly talk about her roommate's romance situation.

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru FFX

I swear to god if Rie touched my wolf wife I'm going to do something neither of us will be happy with.

>>38327589
You're going to try and dance the Flamenco with her?

WE DID IT

Good job Jiggers.

>>38326518
This is such a retarded post. A pickme is a girl who pretends to have male interest, hobbies or opinions for attention and validation. In the context of streamers/vtubers it's just another way of calling someone a grifter.
The definition you concocted is complete garbage because according to it any chuuba who steps out of line and acts different than the average chuuba becomes immediately guilty of being a pickme.

>>38326312
>being this enamored by a vtuber that lies about her roommate's virginity status

>>38328081
So why call them pickmes and not just grifter?

>>38328097
Nobody cares.

>>38328081
Pippa fits both either way

>>38327243
She did it once so I don't see why she wouldn't do it again. Edgy nyanners is a good way to describe her these days. Only it looks like she's gonna try being less edgy if you look at that tweet from today

>>38328205
That explains why this general has had monthly meltdowns over it for a year now.

>>38328200
For /here/ vtubers it gets them especially upset, usually because their roommates have been called out on it outside of vtubing.

>>38328536
I wouldn't call the same couple of posters trying to bait the general into another timeloop a "meltdown".

>>38328605
Femanon, I have an important question: is sucking cock pickme behavior?

>>38328465
Well she's going to have to decide if she wants that collab stream with Metokur before he dies in a few months or an eventual Mori collab, because if she does the former she'll get blacklisted by the big three for sure (assuming she's not already)

>>38328708
That's whore behavior.

>>38328656
I'd call them successfully baiting the general into another time loop that last several days a Meltdown. I'd also call you a retard, retard.

>>38328708
if the cock is sucked in order to get male attention, yes.

>>38328708
If you lie about never having done it yes

>>38328605
>It gets the especially upset
Who the anons posting or the girls, because neither seem really bothered aside from people calling it a seething femanon word when a girl they dont like is getting more attention.

>>38328768
>>38328806
>>38328810
What if you say "no pickme" before you do it

>>38328741
With the Pekora cosplay video still up, I'd say 60/40 that she already is shadow banned. If they actually do announce they would fancy the idea to collab, I could imagine obsessed Holo fans who dislike Phase will spam the Perkora video to Cover to stop the collab from happening.

>>38328806
All women are pickmes. Who'd have thought.

>>38328863
Why if you say no cringe before hitting submit?

>>38328834
>doesn't remember Pippa lashing out over being called a pickme
"The pickme is immunized against all dangers..."

Mental DisConnect.

>>38328953
>>doesn't remember Pippa lashing out over being called a pickme
Pickme is just a fancier way to call someone a slut, so I see why she wouldn't like it.

>>38329032
No it's not.

>>38328790
The meltdown is over the timeloops not anybody's virginity, baiter-kun.

>>38329032
Lol no, she shrugs off being called whore. She knows she's a pickme which is why it gets to her.

>>38329066
Sure it is, it's slut shaming, done by the same people (other women) and serves the same purpose.

>>38328953
Got a link to her lashing out there friendo?

I really abhor concernfaggots.

>>38329202
hostages...

>>38329228
Those last 5 days of them constantly running interference and trying to guilt people into compliance have been eye opening to say the least.

Lumi please pick me to be your personal footrest!

Lumi is the biggest pickme in Phase.

>>38329100
Okay, look, just because I call you a retard that doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to prove it in your next post. Seriously, you've gone from
>there are no meltdowns in /pcg/
to
>well ok there are some meltdowns but only over the people who talk about the thing I say no one cares about and not the thing itself
Please apply yourself in future.

>>38329394
This but unironically.

>>38328907
She's best known for wanting to shoot up a Walmart and wanting to post her feet. I think the Cover ship has sailed.

>>38329456
Lumi at least ignores the topic of sexxu instead of pretending her roommate has never had it, so no.

>>38329462
Imagine if there were multiple people with the name Anonymous. Strange, isn't it?

>EW PICK ME EW PICK ME EW PICK ME EW PICK ME
>wait why aren't you listening to me anymore?
>no Fishman why are you forbidding the 4chins lexicon?!
>see [Phase Talent] is leddit now!

>>38329456
Lumi
>"incels are gross in real life ew"
Pickme Pippa
>"Vtubers abuse parasocial relationships. Assume every vtuber currently has or has had a boyfriend"
>"except me hehe, I'm a kissless hugless virgin"

Every vtuber is a "pickme" compared to normal women. This is such a stupid conversation.

>>38329939
Pippa's streams allowing the 4chan lexicon is literally evidence for her being a pickme. Fishman had to come to terms with that being her gimmick, he just doesn't want his company to devolve into it for every talent.

>>38329808
Yeah, don't worry dude, we've all used that excuse at least once after being particularly retarded.

>>38329989
That's because the point of this conversation, as always, is just to make people here mad.

>>38329989
Also as a vtuber isn't it their job to stand out to get attention so people fucking watch them? How is it even an insult? I don't get it.

Who would you fuck, marry, kill in phase connect?

>>38330284
sakana, muumi, xalamon

Do you guys think Pippa will sell out and betray everyone like Nyanners and every other /here/ girl has done?

>>38330284
>fuck
Lumi
>kill
Myself
>marry
Iori
>cuddle
Pancho

>>38330274
It's just the female equivalent of simp

>>38330284
>fuck
Rie
>marry
Lumi
>kill
I like everyone.

>>38330284
Panda, Panda, this general.

>>38330220
No u

>>38330338
Be wary if she hits mid-4view. She can at least definitely get into Niji at that point.

>>38330274
The problem is more that Pippa used to shit on other vtubers and specifically ranted about vtubers that create a parasocial dynamic by lying about their purity.
Then she started doing exactly that.

>>38330376
Yeah but no one calls streamers "simps", because their job is literally to appeal to the audience.

>>38330338
She will 100% transfer to vshojo and twitch at some point. Fishman is just delaying the inevitable by catering to her as much as possible until then.

>>38330338
>and every other /here/ girl
There is no working definition of /here/ and as such your question is retarded, pointless and intrinsically leading.

>>38330411
meds

>>38330411
That is not even remotely related to the point being made here.
Meds/rope.

>>38330284
F: panko
M: rinkou ashelia
K: lia

>>38330376
But how though? I don't understand. Is this a woman thing?

>>38330411
I've never noticed her trying to create such a dynamic.

>>38330284
Lumi
Lumi
Lumi

>>38330591
Simps debase themselves for female attention and affection, pickmes do the same for male attention. That's the idea anyway.

>>38330535
>>38330494
"Pippa is a pickme"
>"no she's not"
"She regularly lies to her audience to stand out"
>"meds"
Take your own advice
>>38330593
Her pretending to be a khv to an audience of mostly antisocial viewers doesn't suggest that to you? After previously shitting on vtubers that do that?

>>38330784
You've been on this crusade for almost a year. Take your meds and fuck off.

>sudden seething out of nowhere
It's every fucking day around this hour.

>>38330784
>Her pretending to be a khv to an audience of mostly antisocial viewers doesn't suggest that to you?
No, not really. Maybe you're just seeing things, as usual.

>>38330697
>having passionate sex with Lumi
>spending your life with Lumi
>dying together with Lumi

>>38330220
Tenma LOVE

>>38330911
Take your meds and remember to donate to Pippa's condom funds

B-bros... I don't feel too good. What if the sisters really do destroy her this time...

>80 hidden

>>38325902
I first heard this term used outside of /vt/ on some youtube video and it was two obese roasties calling some other girl a pickme.

>>38331523
Your filter reps.
(Some false positives from the rest of the board are to be expected but not much).
It's funny cause they can't help themselves in sounding like a broken record. Flick off two posts manually and suddenly you're in the triple digits every time.

Thinking about Lia
Thinking about liking Lia
Thinking about licking Lia
Thinking about about becoming a skeb artist who can scam Lia, and then she will be so mad at me she will want to hate fuck me and bash my head with a hammer

I thought /pkg/ was bad

>>38331751
Americans woke up, please understand.

>>38331624
Honestly didn't expect it to be so high. Only a couple of annoyances in there but 4chanx recursive hiding went nuts.

But 4chanx still hasn't implemented a very useful and simple feature that the native extension had ~10 years ago. Will probably ditch it again.

>>38326750
>from all sides
Fans can ask for all kind of shit but in the end it's for Pippa to decide when enough is enough. The feet reveal is only a thing because Pippa WANTS it to happen, if she was uncomfortable with it she would have told people to fuck off months ago. Not only does she keep playing into it, now she is also offering her armpits and gave chat the chance to ask for even more. Pippa is in control of this and while I don't think she'll ever take it into actual camwhore territory, it's not that far fetched to assume that she gets a little kick out of this.

>>38332024
>But 4chanx still hasn't implemented a very useful and simple feature that the native extension had ~10 years ago
That being?
> Honestly didn't expect it to be so high. Only a couple of annoyances in there but 4chanx recursive hiding went nuts.
Rampant samefaggotry and "for fun" bait biting.

>>38332108
auto option on filters

another genshin stream is on the horizon

>>38332230
I seem to recall that at least Lia's phasing them out.

>>38332266
>Lia
>phasing out Genshin
dyrbi

>>38332311
Lia streams average about 2 hours and she has no other job. So yes I do. There's plenty time to play Genshin off-stream.

>>38332368
Lia is in school. Lia wont/shoudnt stop streaming genshin

look I'm just gonna come out and say it but anal stimulation is in many ways gayer than sucking cock

>>38329202
I legit forget about Yuri until I see one of her shorts on my YT homepage. She said she would migrate away from Twitch but she did a 180 a week later and has basically abandoned Youtube besides shorts.

>>38332368
Genshin makes Lia very happy, so Im in favor of her streaming it once in a while.

>>38332617
Wrong post?

>>38330284
>Fuck
Lia
Wemi
Lumi
Shiina
Erina
>Marry
Rie
Uruka
Panko
Michiru
Iori
>Kill
Tenma
Airi
Pippa
Yuri
Nasa

>>38332923
tenma and yuri are the most wifeable. are you perhaps a homosexual

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>Pipniggers are filterfags
Lol
Lmao, even.

Are Pippa and/or Lia genuinely autistic or do they just have terminal 4chan brain?

I don't watch twitch streams but have been watching some Vods lately and a lot of Pippa's mould, dirty dishes and all the fixation stuff etc. shit is uncomfortably similar to my own life but I can't tell if its because of Autism in common or having spending our teenage years on this stygian pit of a website in common

I know there's the character and the actor behind her but the description of autistic burnout and depression was too on point to be just acting, the really sudden and extreme emotional outbursts over minor problems and non reaction to major problems is also extremely well done if its just an act or an exaggeration of a less severe real personality trait.

Lia just seems scuffed, more normal than pippa but still off

>>38333047
Tenma is a perfect ex-wife. I want a marriage that will last and not leave me bitter towards women. Also, I'm not into women that drink heavily since I'm a teetotaler.
As far as for Yuri, she has femoid habits that I don't like. I don't think I'd like her IRL.

>>38333047
nta, but them being cleanfreaks is not enough of a pro to having to actually live and suffer thru them yapping. I cant last 30 minutes in their streams because of how unpleasant and annoying their voices and attitudes are

>>38333182
and yet lia is your top pick? good lord get help

>>38333182
This is such an incredibly feminine post.

>>38333155
>has like 80% of the thread hidden
The filterfag is obviously just shitposting

>>38333173
I'm trying to force myself into believing this is a genuine post but I can't.

>>38333173
>genuinely autistic or do they just have terminal 4chan brain
What's the difference?

>>38325021
When much larger corpos repeatedly took actions that go against their bottom line. That's when I understood that the entire EN scene (except independents) is driven by an agenda.

>>38333394
This is a genuine post
I've never gone on /vt/ before and don't really post on 4chan anymore, stopped coming here regularly a few years ago and am only back now because I'm ill and bored.

I saw some vtube shit when it first got big but these Vods have been the first thing I've watched of it in years, usually the performers are very saccharine and its quite obvious what's entirely artificial, but I am actually having some difficulty telling what's a bit and what's not with her, probably because some of the stuff that sounds over the top to normies is quite relatable for me.

>>38333425
Autism isn't contractable and is probably less harmful overall

>looks at the stream schedule
>another grim day

>>38333614
In that case I can only encourage you to lurk moar, as is tradition.

>>38333818
At least Tenma will be live in 13 minutes to save the day, if you watch her sometimes that is.

>>38334150
ive watched her 3 times this past week and i have not been impressed at all im sorry.

>>38334229
Doesn't have that "I want her to corner me at my job" energy?

tenma is the fubuki of phasecon. a fox, impossibly hot, pretends to be retarded for weeb points, speaks english, potentially the best vtuber in the industry but is too concerned with her menhera friends.

Yugi’s stream has also been cancelled today

>>>/h/7006940
cute

Inshallah star woman will deliver us from dead hours

>>38334406
Thank God she's streaming Starcraft during the World Cup, I can ignore her in peace.

>>38334301
I don't think anyone expected Yuri to stream.

>>38334406
She's going back to sleep.

brap cat's strategy of not streaming is interesting

>>38333173
Lia was on SA for years, probably since she was 12 or so, before she focused more on Tumblr. She knows of /here/ but I don't think it's a place she calls home.
You can tell she streams and tweets "in character" (that character being mostly based off of Michiru Matsushima, which is also her ideal self-image.) But once you know that, if you look behind the cracks you can tell she exposes a LOT of herself on stream and is way more vulnerable than people think.
She's definitely a sperg, but that doesn't make her a complete social inept like most of her male counterparts. Just a bit "quirky"
tl;dr Lia is my ideal girlfriend and I would date her if it was at all possible (alas it's not)

>>38334437
She said she would try to do it, I guess her sickness was still too much of an impediment.

>>38334301
when is yuri just gonna move into a front office/vtwteeter advertisement role for the company?

>>38321511
Matoi Miia doesn't get a "Friends" spot?

>>38334531
brap copycat more like shark copycat

>>38331523
>>38331624
Píckmè Pïppa :^)

>>38333265
Lia is in fuck. She's a pump and dump and not marriage material.
>>38333286
I'm a literal hairy back, high test sigma male.

>>38334450
apologize

>>38334884
Yellow woman my beloved.

>>38332923
>Fuck
Lia
>Marry
Panko

Anon you're not wrong.

>>38334429
Fuck soccer. I wish Iran had beaten the US so I wouldn't have to hear about divegrass here for another 5 years.

>>38334845
>sigma
>wants to fuck lia
allow me a moment to lol

>>38333614
Do your reps. Pippa is definitely autistic but exaggerates it and is more artificial than many Hololive talents

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
watch this star

TrustCHADS how're we feeling today?

>>38334845
i'm optimistic on Lia. She is the youngest and can be formed into whatever you want her to be

>>38335074
Trust levels nominal.

the thread smells like period blood again

>>38334845
>I'm a literal hairy back, high test sigma male.
You're single and watch vtubers so big X on that.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Trust hours!

Sugar high Lumi?

>hallucinates her proverbial (?) nuts off
>fine and chipper 24 hours later
Built different

>>38335191
https://lagunatreatment.com/drug-abuse/benzedrex/

I trust this woman with my life.

>>38335191
Lumi is going to smoke weed

I have absolutely no idea what any of the words that she said so far even mean.

>>38335318
Yeah with me

>>38335327
The words "chilli", "ramen" and "pasta"are foreign to you?

>>38335022
What's the exaggerated bit? The vomit drawer? I could believe that, I know people that have done worse.

If you mean the talking about glowies/conspiracy speak yeah I get that that's played up but the tone and vocabulary make me think she's genuinely done the rounds in the usual places to know this stuff rather than just googling it for the act.

I'm not watching much more of this shit, its a passing special interest, enjoyable for now but I know the pattern and will probably stop caring about it at all in a few weeks.

>>38335260
Any Vtubers do DPH? I would pay to see that.

[Yello Woman News] She got a bagel.

>>38335385
Well, technically yes, but that's not the point, she's just doing the verbal equivalent of typing without using any punctuation.

>>38335423
>Any Vtubers do DPH? I would pay to see that.
Coco did either DPH or some Jap-specific Z-Drug on stream before.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcW75aH5WXE

Imagine Lumi on a full 2 weeks of consistent 5-8 hour nights and complete caffeine & Adderall detox.

>>38335144
Sorry, I anti Twitch.

>>38335559
Wow you have such personality.

>>38335423
Do your reps. Pippa being disgusting is the only thing real.

Holy shit how is this woman so excited by bagels and soup?

>>38335616
bagels and soup are pretty tasty

>>38335616
she's special

>>38335616
Have you lost your ability to enjoy food?

>>38335616
drugs

[Lumi update] She lives in the basement

>>38321511
Phase Friend Rurumi is live

https://www.twitch.tv/rurumiyumemi

ART!! PEE!!!!! I NEED TO PEE !!!!!!!! | 100 bits = throw snowball | sub = dump coal

Are u Lumi's Anon?

>>38335730
Always

>>38335730
How can she hate coomers when she dresses like this? As well as falling into the twitch slut model meta with her redesign

>>38335616
mmmm bagels and soup yummy

>>38335423
Assume anything that makes her pitiable or relatable is an exaggeration or an outright lie. Her being touch averse, lonely, dirty, asexual, etc. Her interests are 100% real and she does love streaming (and her chat by extension) but anything she says about her personal life needs salt to go along with it.
And stop reddit spacing.

>>38335830
What she means is don't go bobs and vagene to her face.

>>38335830
Well-looped good madam. Well-looped indeed.

Makina is too happy, well-adjusted and she has a supportive family.
I literally can't watch her or I will physically morph into a stair for gosling to rest on.

mom is high energy today

Lumi the Californian...

>>38335949
That's the best part anon

>>38335730
>watch the star
>twitch recommends yfubaby
>haven't seen her in a while and she's having a debut
>just using a generic looking L2D now
the last of digi's children falls

Rank Vtubers by stinkyness

[Lumi news] She has 1300 mons

>>38336020
>>just using a generic looking L2D now
This sucks. I loved her 3D model.

https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardBrainySwallowPeanutButterJellyTime-NRQLdNLRYswWecHO

>>38328741
She won't ever actually do a Metokur stream regardless of whether she wants to, and Fishman would never let her anyway, specifically because someone would out her roommate's fetish and more in a donation. Jim is the type that would jump at the chance to laugh at her, it's honestly a miracle it hasn't happened yet.

That said the chaos on this board after would make for a really entertaining week.

>>38336079
1. Wemi
2. Wemi
3. Wemi
4. Wemi
5. Wemi

i don't want pippa to make me cum with her feet
i demand it!

>>38336279
anon just wait for twitter to unfuck itself. pippa will be milked like you wouldn't believe

>>38336019
Also her voice. She uses a deep voice for her character but from time to time she lets a much more high pitched voice out.
That is too much for me, I already have decided to stop being a gosling.

>>38336385
with twitter amnesty
shouldnt metokur be allowed back on?

>>38335833
This is normal spacing, new friend, reddit spacing is a 2016 boomer invasion meme.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ToughInspiringButterflyPunchTrees-WdayOI-aU2Ld7Owk

>>38336438

>normal spacing

Sure.

Buddy.

>>38336385
She'll be milked by corporate approved streamers that will ignore superchats that she or Fishman tell the streamer to ignore.
>>38336429
He has the moshi account, he just doesn't want to bother since he can post whatever on poast / chudbuds, and since he's gonna be dead within 6 months he doesn't really care about expanding his reach

[Lumi update] She was raised mostly by her dad

>Erina's teacher asked her about whacking it off
Wow..........

>>38336587
Lumi's mom is like Ms. Kim from Gilmore Girls so it makes sense.

>>38336429
what >>38336572 said you can check his ftx stream where he talks about it.

paizuri

>>38335730
>>38336929
Do you want to make me horny or what.

Slurs rating stream

>>38336693
Including the gaslighting and banning her daughter from music until she stops being religious?

>>38336929
>see image
>reflexive reaction is "nice but too much whitespace for jigging"
...I need an adult

Erina has now learned about the McDonald's Hula Burger.

Tenma said she’s a rule respecting character, but if she had a second channel she would “go crazy, go stupid.”

>>38333173
Vtubers are mentally ill, anon

>>38336572
>>38336279
>pippa narrowly dodged the timeline where Metokur didn't get super aids and kept making videos, inevitably leading to an episode of deviants about her
Would have been the yab to end all yabs, the board wouldn't have survived

Lumi news: She hates futa

[Lumi update] She dislikes futa

>>38337057
Slap some squbbies into the sides and we could probably do it

>>38337285
>>38337298
Trust levels at 100%

>>38337285
>>38337298
She's embarrassed of her dick...

you know if you guys are so concerned about jigging whitespace you can just throw the image into photoshop, fuzzy select the background and throw some random pattern in there
takes like 3 minutes

As soon as Lumi opens the browser she sees disgusting feeder porn. She is very upset by this and has no idea why this happens.

>>38321856
my 3 acrylic stand for 1 year anniversary run took like 5 months or so

>>38321856
Nearly a year later, I’m still waiting for the fucking art book. Buy at your own risk.

>>38321856
I still haven't got my artbook. Don't get your hopes up

>>38321856
I’m going to get a bottle opener, the Pippa’s feet mousepad took like 3 months to ship.

who the fuck is zen gunawan?

>>38336929
>>38335730

>new model gonna be more tomboyish
hope it won't be nerfed

>>38337498

I’m sexually attracted to my wife, Tenma

Hey Xalamon, show this to Lumi next time
>>>/wsg/4844263

Pippa Was Wrong About Jigex

Lumi has parkinsons.

Mom is being cute today

>>38337269
People that cross her tend to disappear. His Superaids is likely a direct result of him getting too close.

>>38338540
I agree. Aggie is the better site but the users are infinitely worse.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>38337213
tenma says a lot of things

Management told Erina to lay off the alcohol a bit after drunk fall guys despite nothing yab occurring

>>38338377

>>38338726
crypto skiddies are the neo-puritans

>>38338726
fucking cunts, drunk erina was a different animal. cant believe they're going to deprive me of peak erina content

>>38338726
I hate concernfaggots so much

Aaaaah, Discord faggot attention whoring, you can't have a vtuber birthday without it

shondo officially hates pippiggers >>38338465

when is xalamons bd?

>>38338981
>btfoing containment breakers
based

>>38338726
The punishment for low numbers is micromanagement, it is known.

>>38338726
Monster Girl RAPE

>>38321511
Oh nice, Lumi got raided by that vtuber who everyone crapped on their model change.

The foreshadowing....

new thread
>>38339263
>>38339263

Rie LOVE

[Erina News] She got hospitalized for two weeks because she replaced water with drinking ice tea.

>chumfaggot attentionwhoring on other's stream
like clockwork

bump

>>38339652
Based retard.

>>38338541
Lumi isn´t getting enough magnesium?