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moom ending soon
I love Ina!
moom starting soon
>>38310330I'm actually going the med school route. Fun times
>I want to lick a glacier
do you think she's just baiting ice dispenser fund SCs?
>>38310245I HATE THIS LOADING SCREEN SO MUCH
>moom thread
>25 year olds>no education>no non-retail job experienceits over isnt it
Mumei certainly likes to lick things.
>>38310423I think it's cute get filtered
>>38310382Me too!
>>38310423GET MOOMED ON
KRONII HAS BEEN LIVE FOR 2 AND A HALF HOURS????????
Kromei love!
>>38310423why cus you look like her? lol
I can't look at mumei in the eyes
So what is the level of education like on the JP side of Hololive? What are some of their degrees?
>>38310245cute owl
>>38310438Correct.
Mumei is so fucking retarded
>Chumbuds hate Ame>Hoomans hate Fauna>IRyStocrats hate everyone except IRyS>Deadbeats hate MoriHow accurate is this?
Okay that was pretty autistic mooms..
>>38310491Someone once told me that Shion is a high school dropout.
Mumei has been on for more than 2 hours. How does that make you feel?
>>38310491A bunch have teaching certificates like Sora.
>>38310517correctwronghalf correctmeme
>>38310438that means every post is a moom post...
>>38310445Get a trade anon.
>>38310472If this thread is talking about her regularly it means she’s done something stupid again
>>38310472Yeah but it's fucking TOEM. I already watched wawa play it I'm not watching this game again. Only kronies are watching her right now.
surprise karaoke?
>>38310533I love Mumei
The expert of anatomy!!
>>38310517you left out that i hate myself
>>38310517>Hoomans hate Faunain what world
>>38310529You can drop out of high school in Japan?
>>38310472im sorry, its TOEM
>>38310517Nope. Most Hoomans like Fauna the most after Mumei.
>>38310533i can't remember anything she said in the past 2 hoursher streams feel like brainwashing
I MISS BAE
Gobble gobble
>>38310451This was cute, but Marine was holding back too much to prevent creeping her
>>38310342How the fuck does burgerland works? In my country universities get you somewhat specific degrees, everyone wanting to be an engineer needs a degree in that field of engineering. But for what I hear in america you get degrees are basically broad as fuck, and you can apply to almost any job with any kind of degree.
>>38310533I have no idea what she has talked about at all, but I feel fantastic.
>>38310517>Chumbuds hate Ameyou fell for the falseflags yet again anon
wtf ayame is in this collab too??
>>38310586High school is completely optional in Japan, theoretically you can get straight into the workforce at 15 when you graduate from middle school.
>>38310085>>38310099>>38310131>>38310164...oh no, is this another episode of >I'm a fucking loser retard who had no social skills or transferrable employment skills and therefore never got a job even though I have a degree so I'll cope by saying the degree was useless?just learn how improve your employable and/or move to a location where the jobs in those fields are in demand. God, I hate you millenial faggots so much, the only reason why things seem 'doomer' to you is because none of you fuckers actually understand how the job market works, how to apply yourselves or save money. If you have a STEM degree there's literally no good reason why you shouldn't be able to get a job in a related field and be earning above minimum wage, unless there's something mentally wrong with you. The only reason the 'muh STEM degree is useless' meme exists is because the people who relate to it are fucking losers whether they have a degree or not.
>>38310588He's from bizarro /hlgg/
Moom reply
>>38310614I miss Bae's slightly plump shortstack body...
>>38310517I love Fauna
>>38310533Like I time traveled
>>38310634>literally everyone is a falseflaggercope
>>38310517WrongWrongWrongTrue
>>38310646
>>38310472I dont know what kind of shit these threads have done to me but kronii is my oshi and I find myself never watching her streams because nobody talks about them..maybe she isnt my oshifuck
IRySoCute!!
>>38310644I love Ayame!
>>38310685anon you've been seething about Gurame all day, I don't think it's healthy.
>>38310628there are tons of specific engineering degrees. civil, electrical, chemical, materials, etc
>>38310517>chumbuds hate amedid you miss the thread where they went absolutely ballistic (in a good way) over a single mention of ame during a superchat reading
>>38310646I was laughing at you because I have supply chain mangement degree and make more money than my STEMcel friends. cool projection though
>>38310646>unless there's something mentally wrong with youanon look at the site you're posting in
>>38310646>have a "useless" degree>just got a $75k job because I am a good liar at exaggerating how much work I do in my current job>also fully work from home
>>38310652Who are you quoting?
Why did Irys became an Vshojo member after the new model it like she did an 180
Good evening gentlemen I love Moom
>>38310517false except for that one schizoI really doubt itseems trueI have a really hard time believing this but maybe true a year ago
>>38310646I'm just saying getting a STEM degree doesn't guarantee you an easy time finding a job, anon. And STEM is a broad umbrella, so the more niche degrees in that field might not always have jobs near where you live.
>>38310646Look where you're posting anon. We're all fucking losers here
>>38310628Degrees are basically the bare minimum to qualify for most jobs. Usually you just need a degree.Specific lucrative jobs are usually obtained through networking and having connections, in those cases the degree is just a formality.
>>38310652moom post
>>38310628For most engineering jobs in America, you also need a certification.
>>38310717I'm so eager for all the new IRyS porn
>>38310698>/hlgg/ is his oshibro... well to be fair it's either dicksword for you or fucking /infinity/ for kronii discussion so I don't blame you.
>>38310729gurame has no bearing on most teamates and chumbuds on this board being at each other’s throats for the better part of a year and a half
>>38310628Employers only want to see that you paid $50K for a piece of paper that says "yes I am competent" and then you can get any basic job you want
>>38310839
naaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>38310698Just talk about them yourself. I've talked about Lui baseball yo myself countless times when no one else was talking about it and she's not even my oshi
>>38310646>I hate you millenialOkay, oji-san, sit down. You might have a heart attack.
>>38310757Moom posts past, present and future
>>38310870kek
>>38310732ten shiptrannies do not a fanbase make
Why is the owl making turkey noises?
>>38310839your little ruse is not going to workthere's no fanbase war outside of a couple retards including you trying to push it so hard
>Goebbels Goebbels What did she mean by this
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>38310831Cant wait for Anya 3D boobs!!
>>38310771Did you buy your tickets to watch her at HoloFes yet? Or do you just pretend to love Moom?
>>38310646>Says man also posting on 4Chan
how cool we lookin gentlemen?
>>38310940this guy is not having a good time kek
>>38310517>lmao you fell for the flaseflags>Oh IRyStocrats hate everyone that is true, no falseflags there, all of it is genuine I'm so fucking tired of this
>>38310757all posts in a thread that aren't the OP are actually repliesall moom posts are therefore also moom replies
>>38310698I really enjoy certain Kronii streams when the right boxes are ticked, I can really see the potential people saw hiring her but it feels like it just pops out here and there nowadays. A Res village stream here, a Pokemon stream there and then silence, TOEM, etc.
>>38310992Ice cold baby
>>38311023I'm sure not all Irystocrats are like that, but can you explain /Hirys/?
>>38310992ice cold
>>38310960>a couple retardsyou do not regularly use this thread, or the rest of the board at all. you’re ultimately much better off for it, but don’t talk about things you know nothing about.
>>38310986poorfag burgers have no honor. we will pirate
Which Holo will be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, and Future this year?
>>38310805>>38310816>>38310859So what, you can become a lawyer or a medfag with some degree in accounting?
>>38311023Why do you hate me anon
>>38310877Talking about Kronii's streams here just prompts people to attack her
>>38311088>or the rest of the board at allISHYGDDT
>>38311023Imagine being a deadbeat
Mumei is such a tease...I'm fuming
moom post
>>38311023You guys certainly didn't try very hard to prevent the schizos from taking over your split and making seething over Bae and Kronii a normal pass time. Your passivity is the same as agreeing with them.
i don't like mooms saying the names of other hoomans.where do i funnel?
this brat
>>38311024>All moom posts are moom replies>Moom is always soon since time is relativeWhat other secrets does the Moom possess????
>>38310628That's what for-profit uni get you.
>Mumei is the kind of girl that would ask you to close your eyes, bonk you on the head and then run away gigglingHow is Mooms such a good tease?
>>38311101No. Those specific careers do require actual qualifications.
It's so cute how Mumei has made a point of carrying on doing that gremlin laugh after Moona's reaction to it.
>>38311055Kronii should play ToME insteadTales of Maj'Eyal
Mumei has gotta be the world's silliest owl
>>38311024Do not pet mimei, she doesn't deserve it.
I like when Anya says stuffs.
>>38310628there are some jobs that require a specific degrees. mainly because the degree is a requirement to get certificate for that profession. i used to manage IT team and didn't really care for college degree when hiring. but a ccna/mcse/vcp were a big plus for anyone applying. all that is secondary to whether their goals fits the role and how well they can solve problems.
>>38311088why are you so upset, bro? mad that you can't fan your little fanbase war anymore? how everything you've been working for in the past few months got doused in a single moment?
>>38311101well, you can apply to law or med school with an undergrad degree in accounting, but you'll still need law or med school.
>>38311140>using splitsISHYGDDT
>>38310517>>38310685>>38310839>>38310940>>38311088
>>38311241I think Moom should moan loudly on stream
>>38311166Blep
>>38311277kek
>>38310517Real true IRyStocrat hereI like all EN holos (except Mori) but I hate every single person and fanbase It's not enough that IRyS' loves me, I should be the only choice, for every angel needs a demon, a beauty needs her beast...
>>38311246alot of people dont know this, but if you see an Ina in the wild, it's totally free! You can just take her home!
>>38311101You need more than a bachelor's degree to do those jobs in America.
>>38311140>Your passivity is the same as agreeing with them.This. You can always help tend your splits and some are pretty nice places because people are more pro-active in telling antis to fuck off.
>>38311221i don’t need to be upset to point out a fact. you unironically sound upset with how dramatic you’re trying to be.
>>38310529You idiot, she graduated from Harvard.
>>38311316>I hate every single person and fanbaseeven me?
>>38311316>beauty needs her beast...IRyS isn't a furry you're ngmi bro
Anya is not my oshi but i'm excited to see her 3D more than the others
>>38311277I feel bad for any non-schizo disabled anons that might be in this thread. Hope they're doing alright
>>38311094A Kroniistmas Carol
>>38311277kek and checked
>>38311316>I like all EN holos (except Mori)So basically the stereotype is real and you're proof of it?
>>38311377will she wear shoes on stage or will she go barefoot?
>>38311317I want an Ina so bad
>>38311362yes
>>38311072>>38311140I've never set foot in a single split, I only see a schizo here rambling and replying to himself to keep the circus until his post get deleted but unlike with eggs everyone's buy it even if it hits parody levels.
>>38311339you literally got so upset you mass replied and you're still seething two hours later, you're not exactly being very convincing
>>38311316>for every angel needs a demonWait, but IRyS is a Nephilim. She's her own demon.
>>38311413Go to a Canadian university, they grow them on trees
>>38311437no...
A while ago, Fubuki put out a thing on twitter for people to submit pictures of their merchandise shrines. Did that happen yet?
>>38311316Loser
>>38311277LOOK AT HIM GO
>>38311316This but Mumei
>>38311438mass replied where??
>>38311332>Using splitsThe fuck happened to this place?
please stop replying to people who are on the precipice of losing after over 2 years gobble gobble
I'm gonna mum
>>38311403probably shoes unfortunatelywe don't know how the now idol outfits will look like tho
>>38310698She isn't your oshi if you don't watch her, dude. Go to cope or infinity if you want to talk about her.
>>38311455As a Canadian, I never found a single Ina-tier cutie in any of my classes. Maybe my area isn't metropolitan enough?
oh no, the brain smoothing session is back on
>>38311495One more general means one less bait thread, aka people actually interested in vtubers.
uh oh
I'm Mumei
AHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD MUMEIS
>>38311486right here >>38304391
It's time for your brain ironing hoomans
I want Mumei to upload this BGM...
The only thing worse than a #-fag is a dramanigger. #-fags at least care about an aspect of the chuuba; dramanigs don't give a shit about anything except shitposting.
is moom using the bgm that the meido was using on who the other day? was she really there?
the fuck is with this bgmmy iq is dropping very quickly
>>38311486>>38304391>that wasn't me>>38310940
>>38311465>>38311534The only Asian meme is strongest out West or in and around Toronto
oh boy my favorite!
Is moom an owl or just an owl shaped girl?
>>38311634you cracked the case, anon!
I love this BGM so much
>>38311534You in van or Toronto? If not it might be harder gomen
Just stop thinking
>>38310698I’m your oshi now anon, if you watch moom I’ll give you the dopamine you desire in the form of (You)s
Turn up the volume pussyLet moom clean your brain.
>>38311637I hope she releases the bgm.
moom really loses her appeal when you go to uni and find out like half of the girls there are exactly like her...
Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo
>>38311636Damn he didn't think ahead at all
>>38311634>ISREAL
>>38311684Hoomans don't have wings?
>>38311657Mumei is the Guardian of Civilization. She can manifest in many ways but chose to manifest as an owl. As an owl, she also has a human form. Her body is entirely human when she's in this form. She is not a human-owl hybrid.
I'm gonna fall asleep listening to this bgmI hope my sleep paralysis demon is a Moom!
>>38311637I'll show you a real brainmelting IQ destroying bgm
>>38311754I-I just have smaller than average ones!
I’m an IRyStocrat, but I only hate Mori, Ame, Kronii, Bae, Kiara, and Gura. The rest are fine.
I just turned up the volume a bitWhat is Moomeys bgm..?
>>38311193>don't have to go through college for a good IT job just need certsWhy is tech so based?
>>38311754They are under the cloak
Anya should have a sololive so she can request a 3D outfit of her tastes.
>>38311732I've been to uni and none of the girls there were like her. Moom is a one of a kind.
>>38311800doo doo doo
>>38311732so that means i have a chance to find a moom-like gf?
I think I'm just built to not make friends. It just seems impossible...
>>38311822Nah, she'd just make her chest flat.
>>38311732This thread really loses it's appeal when you go to it and find it's the exact same SEAnigger shitposts every day...
>>38311112It's a good thing I don't consider SEAniggers as people, so that's not a problem.You should do the same.
>>38311846GOOD
>>38311763Lore master, what is friend? Is it sentient?
>>38311732Please tell me what college you go to. Mine had zero Mooms. None of them like anime, manga and videogames, and none of them have her brand of adorable, rambly commentary or her cute, awkward personality.
>>38310517>deadbeats hate MoriThat feeling I had could only be called love! But if you go beyond love, it becomes hatred!
>>38311846just talk to someone and let the autism flow through you bro
>>38311796Not now, deadbeat.
>>38311800Here listen to this at the same time it'll helphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzmdBP1fbLg
Why is she gobbling?
>>38311625I never understood why the numbers thread doesn't actually look at things more objectively. Isn't that the point using numbers in the first place?
>>38311846>Too normie to talk to autists>Too autistic to talk to normiesJust kill me now bro.
>>38311846same but i started playing video games with strangers on the weekend and ive been having a lot of fun doing it
>>38311841yes, but she'll be depressed and might have some mental problems like anxiety or adhd or something elsenobody really wants to date a menhera uni girl
>>38311882they do they just arent vocal about it.
>>38311885Thanks for your wisdom, Mr Bushido
Is it realistic to expect Korone to tank a rocket propelled grenade to the face and NOT die?
>>38311931numbers are just an excuse to shitpost anon while being >ontopic
>>38311732Mumei is the cutest white girl im existence.
>Mixing the 1 hour stream bgm with gobbling
https://twitter.com/kuroi_suna/status/1599282204286550016/photo/1https://twitter.com/kuroi_suna/status/1599282204286550016/photo/1https://twitter.com/kuroi_suna/status/1599282204286550016/photo/1
>>38311982hi existence, im anon
>>38311931The people who actually just like the numbers haven't been the majority of /#/ since before Council debuted
>>38311846just make yourself approachableshow your interests, be good looking, smell good, have decent social skills and you'll make friends in no time
>>38311882He's a SEAnigger, the only encounter he's had with white people is the old men going to his country for sex tourism
>>38311977>Listener-san made Mr. Koro sleep FOREVERwhy did he do it bros...
Meimei might be the cutest girl in the world!
>>38311948I had fun playing viyda with you too, anon.
>>38311982Well I can't argue with existence itself
>>38311732And get arrested? No way. Try talking to college girls when you're 35.
>>38312031>might
>>38311872NTA, but Friend is some form of being that at one point wanted to ursurp Mumei's position as Guardian of Civilization. She sealed him in a paper bag and kept him as her companion because despite his inherently deceptive personality because she's lonely and wanted a friend. But at this point she has forgotten most of this information and only recalls small bits of it at a time.
>>38311846>builti know what you're built for
>>38311644>>38311672Not him, it's definitely easier to meet asians, but unfortunately Inas are little to none
>>38311801there were no real college program for IT because anyone that goes into academic route never had real world experience in IT operations and have no idea what they're talking about. i think around early 2000's there were some legit accredited schools that started offering information systems degree or something but based on the people who had those degree, they barely teach you anything useful. but they did make their students get at least one cert so there's that. phoenix university/some community college actually has better real world IT programs.
>>38312058It's past your bedtime grandpa
>>38312032She was looking pretty tired anyways, pretty important that she take this opportunity to rest up!
>>38311995Nice
>>38310628yes, we get specific degrees. but these degrees fall under stem or art and a few other categories. since most good paying degrees are in stem, people just sum it up as such. idk how specific your countries degrees get, but we have stem degrees in chemical engineering, electrical eng, etc. the more schooling years you get, the more specific your degree can become. such as specialized doctors and lawyers.
>>38312058ojisan...
>>38311995clussy
surely 3D Fauna will be able to remove her cape right? all HoloX can do it
>>38312078Takos are built for salads
>>38312140oh fuckI hope so holy shit
>>38312016>just make yourself approachable>show your interests, be good looking, smell good, have decent social skills and you'll make friends in no timedo not listen to this foolthis is how you get elliot rogers seething about how he gets no bitches despite his good looks and bmw.you need to do what he said and actually initiate conversation with random people. you get shot down, you move to the next one.
>>38312140right after Mori removes hers
>you find yourself a girl like Mumei>but she smells really bad and is into Homestuckwould you still love her?
a fine display of tsun moom
>literally everyone in holoEN is a nutjobIs being menhera requirement to get in, or are the mentally disturbed just more entertaining for people to watch?
>>38312140that would be really cool, i wish laplus would get something where she could put her hair up before holofes. i like her hair a lot but it would look better in a bun sometimes
>>38312199I can fix her...
>>38312140I hope so.
>>38312195pretty sure she can remove her reaper cape in 3d
>>38312080You were in the wrong programs then. You need to go into the fine arts.
>>38312211a bit of both I imagine
>>38312211HoloPro is YAGOO's home for broken boys and girls anon.
>>38312140I'm pretty sure they can do that to 2D tooBut why they didn't?
>>38311377I can't wait for Anya's big fat 3D tits
>>38312199I show her my shipping charts and ask who she's moirails with.
KFP??KIARA STATUS????
>>38312199i can adjust myself to become aroused by her scent, but homestuck i cannot forgive
>>38312211You can't be a good entertainer, comedian or otherwise, without deep-seated problemsJust look at the great clown Pagliacci, who makes the funny-man laugh?
>>38312237I hope Bae can remove her inner black top and keep the rat shirt on
>watch ONE mumei clip that was posted ITT>ONE>now youtube won't shut the fuck up and stop recommending me THIS VIDEOhttps://youtu.be/sMk4SPd8wmkWHY FOR A WEEKWHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE OWLWHY DOES YOUTUBE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE I WATCH THIS DUMB SHITSUSSAAAANNNNNNNNNN
>>38310628> In my country universities get you somewhat specific degrees, everyone wanting to be an engineer needs a degree in that field of engineering.That's how it generally works in America as well anon. I say generally because if you go to a school with enough pedigree and go for a practical STEM degree, a shocking number of jobs are willing to train you on the job even if you technically don't have the degree for it. I had a buddy go to a really nice school for petroleum engineering, ending up working with computers because he couldn't find any jobs in his field. Honestly a big part of why jobs value degrees is just proving you can commit to something for a long period of time, and proving you're not a complete retard.
>Kronii got lei'd
>>38312253but Ina didn't go to art class
>>38311846The real answer is to not give a shit about making friends and to find fulfillment in your personal interests.
>you are a gobble gobble gobbleMUMEI YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>38312199Snifffff
>>38312304But her breasts would pop out...
>>38311846Then don't
>>38312322Still, that's where you'll find most of them.
>>38312312Yeah sounds like it'd be really annoying Risu.
>>38312340nuh uh
It's legitimately becoming hard for me to think
>>38312253Ina didn't major in art
Is it true that Ame and Ina are meeting each other in a hospital?
>doo doo doo doo>gobble gobble>doo doo dooo>gobble gobblemy brain...
>>38312312Water Sausage is a classic.
>>38312199being into homestuck is a red flag thats irrefutable she will one day have a mental breakdown and dump you, for no reason
How does Kronii consistently find the worst games in existence
>>38312411yeah Ame wanted to visit her but wasnt on the list since shes not family so she overdosed on gluten and paid hospitall staff to put her in the same room as Ina
>>38312411They are currently being monitored by me, using my cock btw
>>38312312is he retarded
Welp, looks like Chadcast is getting rescheduled
Moona has a very cool posterior
>>38312445a lot of other members have played that boring ass game
>>38312199As a former Homestuckfag I started with Problem Sleuth no bully, absolutely not.If she's into the absolute trainwreck that is current Homestuck that's just a bigger red flag.
>>38312407No shit, but she's your typical quiet artistic Asian girl. Her types are usually doing fine art degrees.
>>38312469Did your crystal ball tell you that?
>>38312304that would be too unchristian but removing just the rat shirt is definetely possible
>>38312469whatwhy
Why is Gura streaming 3 days in a row? Is she graduating?
moomer thinks mooner is cool
>>38312266>Chaos doesn't have luck powers>Ina doesn't have void powersGarbage.
>>38312469Why?
To that Anon who dared me last night. I'll start coloring, but I'm really lazy and progress will be slow.
>>38312266Anything but this pleaseHomestuck OUT
>>38312312I think ordinary sausage is cool and you should give him a chance anon-san, it's literally just an old guy making sausage
>>38312565cute
>>38312565nice
>>38311072>Go to split and shit it up>Go back to global and cross link yourself>"Wow why do X hate X?"
>>38312542Chaos having a power completely unrelated is quite chaotic, no?
>>38312538She just finished a STEM degree last month. (hence the low streams)
It seems that Gura mentioned my Ame, does anyone have a timestamp?
>>38312266Irys has the best womb tattoo
>>38312538Gunna be gone for 2 months soon for holofes shit so getting in some streams while she can
Can homestuckfags explain to me why does Jade have a dog penis?
>>38312521>>38312533satancube
>>38312493Those aren't Inas though
>>38312600And Ina is light because...
>>38312469nigger
>>38312533>>38312556Now, you're not going to believe this, but it was because of mori
[Mumei News]She produces water
>>38312623You really don't want to know the answer to that
>>38312533Hellishcraps
>>38312635Because she doesn't eat enough. Even her mom can lift her up.
>>38312628She was under the same conditions during her sc stream and she's already scheduled it, it's happening.
>i produce my own waterHot
Mumei, can I have some of your mouth water?
My Wife Nene got 1 million subscribers today! Please congratulate her in a comment!https://youtu.be/ptAWfdMBR5Q
>>38312614fuck off threadreader
Mumei slurping her own spit
>>38310621Marine knows she needs to go slow. Marine is one of the few people that Peko let's touch her, including her family's.
>>38312623Is that actually canon I thought it was just a meme
>>38312103Fuckin hell what a banger
I want to fuck Bloom and Gloom, Bibi, Daifuku, Aqua's retarded cat, Friend, and SSRB
>>38312556Mori is off her meds literally.
I wanna drink mooms water..
>>38312493This is not true. A lot were just weird, and not in a good way.
>>38312372Anon, pleasee
>>38312266What is this? I know its about some tumblr webcomic or something but can anyone give me a qrd?
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1599285486358761472
>>38312682And the skydiving instructor
Am I the only IRyStocrat that hates Mumei and Fauna? I feel like my fellow IRyStocrats aren’t diversified enough in their hatred of other holos.
>>38312614it was fairly close to the end of the stream that's all i got
>>38312734You invited it upon yourself.
>>38311495I need a place to scrape images of my oshi from for later use, and I like keeping it schizo free so I can get more images
>>38312735A qrd would take ~100k words. Just pretend you never saw it.
>>38312469https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1599235059646869505?cxt=HHwWgsDRqYn0z7EsAAAA???This is her last post?
>>38312285Using muscle cars to rape the bongs!!!!
>>38312663Mori will definitely stream, just not chadcast
>>38312211Normal, well adjusted people get normal jobs.Only desperate, crazy people apply to be a vtuber as a job, even as a joke
>this new bgmI can't watch her anymore. I already got enough brain damage from Aqua's bgm.
>>38312735you had to be there at the timeseriously, other anons help me. how the fuck else can that shit be explained concisely
So tired...I just wanna make it to the end of the stream so I can send Moom a nice comment on the VOD and get a heart...
>>38312790Just stop thnking.
>>38312762Thanks anon>>38312675Die on a ditch
>>38312790This is nothing compared to the auto-tune era.
>>38312614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOo&t=9943sAnd this was in response to a SC about Ame taking a break cause of her healthhttps://youtu.be/L3tOeOV2VOo?t=11037
>>38312827>ESL shitskinwho could’ve seen this coming
>>38312829I'd expunged that from my memory. God that gimmick sucked.
mooms went out of her way to sing her bgm in the most retarded way possible and you guys can't appreciate it
>>38312840Thank you guramegod, I kneel
>>38312857But I do! >>38311622
>negro-san
>>38312857actually she sang 2 of her bgm's
>>38312840Much appreciated anon
>>38312623>>38312692Alright, brief run down, super simplified, brushing over a lot of shit.>When you start a game of sburb (the world ending game that is at the center of Homestuck's plot) you get a sprite, a glowing orb which you toss something into to "prototype" it. It's this big symbolic thing and the "prototyped" sprite gains attributes of the thing it is prototyped with.>Jade's sprite was prototyped with Bec, her dog that through genetic engineering bullshit was connected to the Green Sun, a source of energy giving it near omnipotence.>Jade then tossed her dream self (I will not explain what a dream self is) into the sprite, fusing it with Bec.>Later, Jade ascended to god tier. This process usually fuses you with your dream self, but since Jade's dream self was fused with her sprite and Bec she fused with that instead, inheriting Bec's powers and some traits from Bec.>These traits were, in the main story, limited to dog ears, a tail, and a few dog-like character quirks.>Then the epilogue came out, which wasn't written by the author but approved by him.>The faggot fans who wrote the epilogue, hating that Jade got in the way of their perfect homosexual ships, made it canon that the merge gave her a dog dick.
>>38312857She made a sedative
3D moom will have the cool hoodie
Hey deadbeats, did you know gluten intolerance can cause leaky guts and affect the mental health?It would be a shame if your oshi took a break just because her diet is shit.
>multiple members of myth are sad/depressed or acting like something troubling is happening behind the scenes>gura goes offline for extended periods of time, mysteriously never explains it>people have noted over time that gura's stream quality sometimes declines like her singing or motivation>in the most recent karaoke she could barely speak properly, seemed to be on meds>gura has done things like just forgetting to clean up broken glass for a month, has periods of reduced appetite>gura has 'brainrot' as her username in games>gura seems mentally childish or stunted and sometimes gets worseI've figured it all out - Gura has brain cancer and won't have long left to live, the timed when she 'ghosts her fans' are her going into hospital for some kind of extended treatments.
>>38312908Hey anon what's a dream self
>>38312908I'm so glad moom's brain smoothing means I won't remember any of this post tomorrow
>>38312908I knew all of that up until those last 2 linesMan what the fuck, Jade was actually one of my favorite characters. Faggot ass fucks.
>>38312908Thanks, Mori.
Mumei is bullying me...
>>38312934Yeah it would be a real shame if she kept relying on shitty restaurants that don't believe in gluten allergies and kept getting sick because she doesn't want to cook her own food, or go to a specialist and finally get a proper diagnosis.
>>38313025Doctors aren't real
>>38312758
my brain is melted so im not reading all the walls of texts
>>38312829SHAWTAY
>>38312908Isn't everything past the end of the comic itself officially non-canon anyway?
Mumei is treating chat like her boyfriend again...
>>38312908>Hated the girl so she gave the a penis!Is this some sort of doujin plot?
>>38312857my gripe is that this was originally smol ame's bgmyes i know everything is from dova-syndrome and it wasn't on purposebut it still made ame stop using the bgm because ame is a fucking pushover
>>38312934STOPNO MORE GLUTEN INTOLERANCE IN ENI CAN'T FUCKING TAKE ITI CAN'T HANDLE MORE OF THEM DYING FOR A WEEK BECAUSE THEY ATE A FUCKING WAFFLE
>>38313057It's true, Doctors are useless fucks who just sign papers after a tech specialist or nurse tells them what the issue is.
Hooman status?
>>38312908wow, sounds like the Homestuck world is really well developedmaybe all of us should start reading it during deadhours
>>38313121I'd rather watching fucking TABS again
>>38312934Mori's stomach is stronger than anyone's, in perfect shape and form
This Pekora shitshow just reminded me of when Gura asked chat if they would like if she did react content and was surprised when everyone said noWomen should not be allowed to have ideas or make decisions christ
>>38313121EN3 will have someone do us a homestuck readalong
>>38313119I have no brain and I must think
>>38312934But isn't that Ame's problem? What am I missing here? I don't recall Mori talking about it
>>38313121I'd rather suck anon dicks than reread Homestuck.
>>38313148Based
>>38313114>nurseHow the fuck will a nurse know more than a doctor? If that's the case then I see why healthcare in Burgenland is in shambles.
>>38313151No one cares schizo, even 5ch is okay with it.
doo
aaaaaaaaaaaaa there goes my last brain celllllll
did anybody in EN talk about holofest 4? Gura almost talked about it but she got scared of saying things she isn't supposed to
Brain saved... nice...
>>38313108Everybody is intolerant to gluten, anon.The hagger the holo, more breaks they will take...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BlPfnp85S8>>38313148Check twitter through the deadbeat's eyes.
>>38313182Why did you read it in the first place then?
THERES MORE OF THAT MUSIC?
>>38313119
AHHHHHHShe put something worse on the radio
>>38313209
This BGM is less moom but still very moom.
THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE SMOL AME DEBUT BGM, FUCK YOU MOOMShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnIkXM0IjKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnIkXM0IjKghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnIkXM0IjKg
>>38313151nigger she did her own japanese variety showimagine a holo did their own wheel of fortune, or jeopardy, and they got an actual notable public figure outside of vtubing to participatethat's what she did
>>38312710Her based doctor is trying to get her to kill herself, but unfortunately it probably won't work.
>>38313231Pretty much everyone who streamed did
Hi, I'd like to redeem this coupon please
>>38313209>even 5ch is okay with it5ch makes fun of unicorns on the regular, they never cared about all that bullshit you niggas care about to begin with
>>38313237I liked it at first and felt I had been reading it for too long (like years) to just not finish it.
I didn't know what people are even talking about until I checked an off-topic twitter profile. Do antis really stalk Mori's accounts for shit like this? Why?
>>38312469She's making sure not to cancel the Ironmouse collab though. Priorities.
Would you say that you love Mumei?
>>38313086Small ame literally danced to it once and thats it.. it wasnt used outside of that one stream
>>38313255>>38313151QRD on the recent Peko drama?
>>38313310yeah 5ch is just /#/ (more like /#/ is trying to be 5ch as expected of /hlg/'s castoffs)
Imagine getting a handjob from Nanashi Mumei and then after, she goes "thank you for cumming, DON DON"
>>38313330her antis are huge fans in denialshes the only thing they think about, at that point shes their oshi
>>38313339Yes.
>>38313339As the last hooman I'd say so, yes.
>>38313290SIR ARE YOU MAD?
>>38313255This reads exactly like how people shitpost /here/. They don't actually give a fuck like you think they do.
>>38313330do you now understand why we call mori's anti's deadbeats
>>38313330Antis are the biggest fans, always
>>38313255>autist doesn't get the jokemany such cases. you spent far too much time with the dogfuckers who try way too hard to be what they think 2019 5ch was.
>>38313363>she hits your dck with a hammerthat doesn't sound good...
>>38313352SHE LIVES ALONE WITH THE MONKEY
>>38313363and she smashes your balls with her gavel
>>38312952There are plenty of other degenerative diseases that leave a person a shambling husk or insane.Considering that one stream she did where she started mentioning actual unironic schizo shit, I wouldn't rule out the possibility of some form of honest to goodness brainrot.
You are enjoying Mumei's BGM right? She made it specially for you.
>>38313374Not so fast, punk
Why does Mumei say Polka's name with a Japanese accent?
>>38313352Did a a Japanese variety show>>38313255>>38313382>>38313393That's edited, the guy from in the morning took a really long time editing one since people asked him for one and he took a long long time grabbing.
>>38313330mori antis are actually mentally ill, they aren't just trying to get (you)'s like most of the others
>>38313352She had an ugly bastard molest Sankisei-Flare plus Polka also she’s been living alone for a year
>>38313330They literally have notification turned on. They're obsessed
>>38313380Excuse me anon, that is a Towa post. I believe my coupon explicitly entitles me to one (1) free cunny post.
>>38313278You're such a repugnant human being
>>38313264Nobody cares that some ojiisan psychic hit her on the forehead.The real yab was her reveal of having been living on her own for many months
>>38313374*kills you*
>>38313421>copeSEAgi
What the fuck
>>38313410Yes, I want her to do more of these.
>>38313391i mean it's special for deadbeats. how often does mere anti-ing get songs written about you? that's pure love right there.
>>38313410i want to pinch her nipples for it
>>38312775>>38313336This is the easiest fucking grudgepost in the world
mumei's singing is hypnotizing me
why was myth so cagey about whether or not their holofes appearance would be 3d anyway
>>38313433Oh yeah and she’s a monster in a DQ spinoff
the hooman on the desk just blinked
>no cardboard WDSMBT?
howcome irys was't allowed to confirm 3D but mumei was?
>>38313410She's absolutely adorable. Even when she's at her busiest she finds cute ways to make her content even better.
>>38313422Polka raped her mind
>>38312735>>38312769>>38312797Homestuck was a webcomic in the early 10s created in a pseudo-CYOA style, as a spiritual successor to Problem Sleuth, from the same author: Andrew Hussie. It chronicles the story of John Egbert and his 3 friends on his 13th birthday, wherein he participates in a game called Sburb. The game (and comic for that matter) itself is a long-winded creation tale where the four children must "enter" the game to avoid the oncoming apocalypse.Along the way, they are aided behind the scenes by a group of as-of-yet unknown third party children, who are eventually revealed to be trolls: aliens from another universe that have played/are playing their own version of Sburb: Sgrub. As the games progress, the two teams realize that they are actually talking to each other at different points in each others' timelines, and eventually come to realize that the games they are playing are what set off the world-ending apocalypses in their respective universes, via extremely (and intentionally) convoluted time travel and paradoxes.They discover that the ultimate goal of their games is to birth the Genesis Frog which gives birth to the universe itself. Blocking their paths are an ongoing war between white and black carapacian races and the ever-present threat of an unknown third party: the omniscient and omnipresent Lord English, whose real identity is unknown.Along the way they learn that a key part of completing their games is "growing" as people, understanding the roles they have been given, and fulfilling those roles. Each kid and troll is given a class and an aspect, much like a typical RPG, whereby their powers manifest in a multitude of different manners. For instance, Dave is the Knight of Time, who has the ability to control time in ways such as creating clones using short-term time travel, rewinding/fast-forwarding objects' states of being, as well as travel through time through stable time loops (non-paradoxical). Compare that to Aradia, the Maid of Time, whose time powers manifest in the form of being more of a guardian of time, overseeing the closing of time loops and preventing paradox/alternate timelines.That's the version without spoilers. Also, it turned out that the author was/is actually a huge schizo, so pretty much everyone jumped ship and the only people that stuck around are actual asylum patients.
>>38313458What have you done, anon? Now the world is bereft of hoomans.
>>38313460Must be hard being the only one who still trying. Even /hlg/ shitposting already starting to dry up
>>38313330fuck if I know they've been doing this shit all year
>>38313508moomer doesnt have 25 old men on a payroll who overlook her every move like irys does so she doesnt give a single shit
>>38313330Because I want her to die and her other account is where she leaks all her menhera shit.
>>38313231Most of them aren't even sure what they're allowed to say besides they'll be there and in IRyS' case "I won't be cardboard". Gura has always been extra careful of saying things.
guys... my brain hort
>>38313539boomans are fine too
>>38313499wait is the owl still called a hooman? or did you mean the head on the shelves in the back?
>>38313339I don't have a choice at this point
>>38313508Because management loves IRyS
>>38312961OK so you see, players who successfully enter the Medium by completing a player specific task are fated to enter the Medium, and as such they have always had a counterpart that exists within the Incipisphere (either existing on the planet Prospit or Derse, the homes of the two factions warring at the center of the Incipishere). Players are intrinsically connected to this dream self, and throughout the course of the game (or sometimes even before, since the dream self has always existed) awaken their dream selves and gain the ability to control them in their sleep. The purpose of the dream self is two-fold. If the player dies during Sburb, they can continue the game using their dream self. Otherwise, the player, if they locate their quest bed on their planet within the Medium, may kill themself to merge with the dream self, unlocking their latent potential and reaching a "God Tier" state where they have mastered the powers granted by their aspect and class combination. This isn't the only way to achieve God Tier, but it's the least convoluted.>>38313121It's frustrating because the story introduces a shit ton of really interesting concepts throughout the story (including a really strong take on time travel), but it ends up being this jumbled mess and a lot of it just ends up getting swept under the rug as the story is rushed to its conclusion after literal thousands of pages of the worst fucking teenage romance drama and virtue signaling you've ever seen. If you actually want to ever read Homestuck for some reason, read up to Cascade and then pretend that the author just dropped the story at that point and it was tragically never finished.
>>38313499Medication, at this moment.
>>38313508I don't think any of them were told what to say or not sayIofi on Twitter straight up said ID1 would have idol costumesthey are just going with what they think is ok to say
Mumei is the only Holo I tune in to exclusively for her SC readings
loop at your own riskBGM 1: https://files.catbox.moe/uqn77c.m4aBGM 2: https://files.catbox.moe/jyb4o0.m4a
whats stopping mumei from taking friend to the grocery store and using him as a bag to carry her groceries
Why the fuck is Mori always crying about how mean the Internet isDid something happen
>>38313508Mumei is amber
Kronii is streaming
>>38313499>>38313574it's called hootsie not hooman
>friend is a cannibalnew friend lore!
>>38313330I wasn't shitting on Mori, but I'm trying to make deadbeats to help her to be happy because happy Mori equals a happy deadbeat that equals more lewd posting and less shitposting.
>>38313330People downplay how mentally ill her antis are just because we have >le funny eggman
>>38313535>>38313587Exhibit A: Proof that there are women in this thread.
>>38313637>always doing thing>did something happen?
TURN OFF THE BGM MUMEI YOU'RE SUMMONING HOMESTUCKFAGS PLEASE I DON'T WANT THEIR ILK IN MY THREAD
so everybody is getting new idol outfits that are different from the usual white designdid i get it right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23d949UeGKUthe only spacha reading music i enjoy
>>38312977Jade was done so fucking dirty. At least the epilogue also drags Vriska through the mud, a nice change from the massive dick sucking she got during the homestretch of Homestuck.
>>38313635friend is always soggy from the pee
>>38313644You will NOT make me talk about TOEMI'm just listening to her voice while curled in my chair
>>38313542>thread full of brownsagis, /#/faggots and EN haters attempt to whitewash JP fucking up so they can continue to be smug know ignorant cuntsmany, MANY such cases kek
>>38313535>stable time loops (non-paradoxical)
>>38313637She deserves it is the TLDR.
rrat emblem!
>>38313635Friend is very sensitive
>>38313535sounds kino
>>38313557Post tits
>>38313557You came to 4chan for the wrong reasons
>>38313615>I don't think any of them were told what to say or not sayIrys deliberately went out of her way to not say they would have 3Ds
>>38313705bruh
>>38313677why not "supachatto arigatou"
>>38313508But she did? She even implied Myth is getting their idol outfits.
>>38313672They are debuting a new overall design of the idol outfit after multiple years of the same standard white with the 2-3 different variationsSo yes there will be a new idol outfit, will be there be versions we will have to seeIs how i would put it if that makes sense
>>38313671what is homestuck?
That bird? Me
>>38313665Not a woman, just started with Problem Sleuth. A comic which, unlike Homestuck, is a really good read from start to finish.
>>38313665More like Exhibit Z
the last place i worked had mirrored windows and there was a bush outside my office and there was this really nice bright red cardinal that would go in the bush and peck the window every day because he thought it was another bird and he was really colorful and it ended up being annoying so i put a bunch of post it notes on the inside so it would mess up the mirror and then he stopped coming to the bush and i was sad
>>38313697give me the long version, I'm interested
>>38313288Kronii hasn't talked about it and is avoiding the subject.
>>38313748What a Chad.
>>38313768kronii doesnt wanna have to talk about her lack of dance reps kek
Also to be fair Homestuck actually, unironically, legitimately has a lot of really good songs.
>>38313637???
>no good streams for the foreseeable future
>>38313724That's how she is, it's supposed to be a "surprise". How much more obvious you want her to be saying neither she nor council will be portraits at fest?
>>38312411More like the morgue but yes
>>38313719I came to 4chan for wallpapers
>Power levelsSHE'S ____
wait kronii is streaming?
Which Council mascot has it the worst and best? Also who the hell even is Kronii’s mascot?
>>38313735that's goodi never liked the old one to be honestit looks specially boring on the flat girls
>>38313824holy based >>>/wg/ god
>>38313740I don't know, but from what the anon's here are describing sounds like a really good and complex webcomicalso I know megalovania is in there
>>38313803take non-holopill if lack of streaming hours is a problem for you
>>38313803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGHOARcdaqA
>>38313659Can I get a non vague non schizo rundown on what's happening with Mori and why people think she's canceling a stream or some shit?
>>38313839>Also who the hell even is Kronii’s mascot?Boros is my wife.
>>38313797Didn't Toby Fox start out doing music for Homestuck? Wow, to go from that to working with Marine and Nintendo...
>No Pekora Muramasa gacha/alter/bros…Why did she chose the edgy fairy man instead of clapbait katana man?
Who's getting their Gurame ass tattoos?
>>38313839>Also who the hell even is Kronii’s mascotgay snake
Wawa tomorrow morning. We're watching a comic book movie together.
>>38313735Thank god, Ive been waiting for new idol outfits for forever now.The current ones are so overdone
>>38313768She probably will when she reads the SC's
>>38313839Kronii's mascot is Boros, the little sperm dudeher fans representation are a little clock with a bow tie
>>38313839Boros, my onahole
>>38313826rrat
>>38313875I actually knew a guy who did music for Homestuck before getting kicked off and all his music removed cause he accidentally submitted someone else's song once.
>>38313862she needs adhd meds (or whatever condition she has) and cannot get them right nowshes not mad or under attack or reacting to anything on the internet
>>38313696Think of it like how Fry traveled back in time with Nibbler to prevent himself from getting frozen in time. This would have created a paradox and not be possible, until you realize that his plan was never going to happen, and in actuality he is the direct reason his self from episode 1 fell into the cryogenic tube in the first place. And then you go back and watch the first episode, and you actually see Nibblers shadow in the corner.
>>38313875Toby started doing Earthbound hacks actually.
>>38313862Why? You don't even watch her. Just ignore the Mori posting.
>>38313875Toby Fox is bigger than Marine.
>>38313903The best dancer in hololive
>>38313508IRyS just does whatever management tells her, just look at how she does unarchived karaoke compared to the other girls.
>>38313862Out of her meds, can't get a refill right now, brain hort. Made an overall pretty innocuous update on twitter about it. No she's not cancelling anything. Morischizos seeing pink
What the FUCK is homestuck and why are you retards even talking about it?
Good evening jannybeat
>>38313969Marine is his oshi, though. That makes it different.
Where is uncle? He should have been back by now uuuuuu
I hope the meidos 3 day all of you faggots
>>38313875Doujin spirit never fail anyone. Most popular artist and singer in Japan have sing 2hu at one point
>>38313998wrong thread larperchama
>>38313618I want Moom to do other EN's BGM\themes now.Fuck, imagine a Moomcapella of Gura BGM1. More brain melting shit.Or Kiara's Intro 1. Oh god.
doo doo doooooo
MuBae winning
>>38313981someone said mumei is the sort of person who would probably like it and apparently that's enough
>>38313637>talk about something that didn't happen>ask if something happenedWhat the fuck is wrong with you people
Mumei ranks Kromei lower than MuBae.Faumei was not ranked but I imagine it ranks higher than MuBae.
>>38313998RIGHT thread king
>moom hours>entire paragraphs on HomestuckI see how it is...hoomans are definitely the most autistic fanbase
>Myth mascots are all created by Ina as a cute way to connect the girls together>management sees this>knows they can make money off of this>force Council and holoX (pronounced "ho-looks", like Horus) to make mascots at gunpoint>soulless husks created for the sole purpose of selling merch>even Fauna hates Nemu
Evening fellas, how's the streams been?
>>38313769tl;dr: she doesn't, stop replying to mental patients
>>38313998>>38314104go back
>>38313977She just canceled a stream that she had already delayed a day
>>38314117Maybe Fauna shouldn't have drawn her fursona then
https://youtu.be/L3tOeOV2VOo?t=596
>>38313932>>38313977Ah ok, I know she was tired in the advent video but it felt like she wasn't herself. Or maybe I looked too much into it
>>38314113If the newspaper for her birthday didn't prove that definitely, nothing ever will.
>>38313803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rYAZyS3Q_8
>>38314117Ina did not create Bloop.Also, Fauna is the one who had Nemu created because she realized she was the only one in Council without a mascot.
>>38314117who the fuck is nemu?
>>38314113I'm actually a takodachi
>>38314117>Mumei has two mascots, Friend and HootsieI still don't understand why.
>>38314073go read her twitter
>>38314117Myth mascots are forgotten Council mascots are still relevant
>>38313998I know this is a shitpost but why is saplings associated with homos when deadbeats and teamates are the ones who likes those collabs?
>>38314104>>38313998did you get banned on /jp/ again mikopi greenposter?
>>38314192Takos and smol ame are literally the most popular figures in hololive
>>38313880Would you fuck the Gurame ass?
>>38314190You haven't, I can tell
>>38314189>FriendMascot>HootsieLucky faggot hooman that gets to live in her basket, he's fat and useless
>>38314157>Mike Honey is inappropriate (laughs anyway)>but Eatenpoopo is
>>38314192>Council mascots are still relevant
>>38314192Does Mumei ever bring friend out?
>>38314117Mr squeaks is a legitimately good mascot
>>38314189It's awkward to make a plushie of a paper bag. Much easier for a small owl.
>>38314189Friend is her corporate mandated mascot. Hootsie is the mascot she had created for herself.
why is everyone in myth dying from health problems?council must be sabotaging them
>>38314236To abuse him yes.
I miss ina's armpits...
how powerful can friend realistically get?
>>38313991>nooo my shitposts :((((
>>38314195Because a lot of saplings are actual homosexuals. They want a "dommy mommy" but would happily take it in the rear from another man.
>>38314236She ate him the other day so we won't be seeing him for a while
>>38314252Don't act like CouncilRyS isn't dying from health issues too, they just haven't had an extra year to have them progress enough to stop streams.
>>38314185Captain of the legendary submarine "Nautilus" from Jule Verne's stories
>>38314252It's like when all of the hero's friends share their energy with him so that he can defeat the big bad. Like Goku's spirit bomb.They're all currently giving their life force so that EN3 can debut.
You niggers really need to learn the difference between mascot, companion, and fan representation
>>38314117
>>38314188Then perish
>>38314271More like a lot of saplings are women
>>38314252As people have explained before, there's a reason why they ever applied in the first place when the EN Chuuba market had so little success (at the time).
How do people read something clear English sentences and still manage to interpret it differently?
>>38314271>They want a "dommy mommy"Those aren't Saplings. They refuse to even watch Fauna.
>>38314295Imagine my face when I found out Captain Nemo was supposed to be Indian
>>38314225I made that post because I just read her twitter you retard
>>38314313No they aren’t
>>38314117ganmo is cool, shut up
why didn't EN management made a english version for the holofes announcement? they are so fucking lazy, all they hade to do was translate the text, literally any video editor would do that for less than 20 dollars.just let me join hololive managemnt for fucks sake, i could make EN great again
Honestly how bad can Mumei really be at dancing? she is downplaying herself just like she does with her singing.
>>38314195early /mans/ had somewhat an abnormal amount of sapplings, problably women
Alright /hlgg/, which fanbase is NOT a fat fuck?
>>38314312Hololive had blown up when all of Myth applied to HoloEN, that's why grifters like Mori applied
>>38314328Then follow the reply chain and/or stop assuming that's it's one thing when it's obviously something else
>>38314271Okay, what do saplings think of Fauna's wolfcock?
>>38314324Delusional-chama
>>38314195>>38314271These, too, are shitposts
>getting their braces offhow fucking young are hoomans? jesas...
>>38314192Death Sensei was literally the main antagonist in Mori's MV
>>38314349because they know overseas fans are just gonna pirate it anyways since bushiroad and other services do fuck all to try and actually sell to anyone outside of japan
Subaru started 4 hours ago. Only 4.4K likes with 29K viewers. Holy shit YT's ccv is fucked. Gura had triple those amount of likes after 2 hours with half the viewers.
>>38314294>Kroniihealthy, only mental health problems>Mumeihealthy, only mental health problems>Baehealthy>Faunashe's vegan, so she's probably the healthiest in all of Hololive>IRySphysically weak, but shot be fine as long as she doesn't do any demanding tasks
>>38314373would you shut the fuck up deadbeat
>>38314223Is the Gurame ass male or female?
>>38314309sorry i'm not a fucking nerd
>>38314117>holoX>ho-looks like Horus>"Horosu">ho-looks>"Horokusu">rokuOmega, I kneel.
>>38314313/here/ saplings are not women. Maybe you'll find a few on twitter who will cosplay as Fauna but /here/ saplings are definitely homosexual men.
https://twitter.com/Artpatient/status/1596119751184748544What do you call this? Krowa? Tonii?
>>38314188femtako...
https://youtu.be/LfSdHOOlC1kEven more The Division 2 today, Botan is really enjoying this game a lot so far.
>>38313998I will take care you in 5 minutes, but not here
>>38314377>follow the reply chainI made the first post in the chain>stop assuming that's it's one thing when it's obviously something elseso what is it? what is she crying about?
>>38314373EN applications opened in like March/April 2020, retardchama
>>38314371You tell me
>>38314117Bae has Squeaks on her head.
>>38314423Fuck off retard
>>38314397>vegans>healthy
>>38314312wtf is this conspiracy theory>welp i have health problems and i'm about to die, lets yolo and live out my final moments as an anime girlis that your logic???
>>38314364She took dance lessons as a kid and has no physical disabilities as far as we know. She can't be worse than ina.
>>38314423kill yourself
>>38314398First thing first go back.And we knew that for months now.SUSAN HATE
>>38313998why dont saplings tell fauna to play factorio? their 2nd favourite hololive productions member risked it all to get them
>>38314320>read something clear English sentencesIt's always some retarded SEAbeat
>>38314414There are female saplings here, they're just lesbian.
>>38314371Brats are children
>>38314429Someone is missing...Where's haaton?
>>38314398We've known that youtube's CCV number greatly favors Japanese audiences for a while now
>>38314425She completely spelled it out for you, hence why I'm accusing you of being illiterate. Or lying.
>>38314371Deadbeats. They're so thin you can see their bones!
>>38313235>Everybody is intolerant to gluten, anonbullshit.Everyone is intolerant to eating shittons of carbs, but carbs aren't gluten. Just don't eat like an unsupervised 4 year old. No need to completely ban something from your diet, unless you're actually gluten intolerant
>>38314397>Kronii>healthy, only mental health problems>Mumei>healthy, only mental health problemsTHEY ARE!
>>38314417>What do you call this?revolting
>>38314423Back to twitter you nigger
>>38314450No, more like "I have health problems and can't go outside much, might as well just stream while I'm at home."
>>38314455
>>38314467Okay then post your tits. There are no female saplings here otherwise.
>>38314398Westerners have a strong "liking culture" that's only observable in Hololive apparently, please do not question it.
>>38314390>hoomans are jailbait girls that act like Mumei
>>38314429That deadbeat should eat something. He's all bone and bones
>>38314417a mistake
>>38314427That's when Hololive blew up internationally
>>38314174My god that newspaper..
>>38314455>has no physical disabilitiesshes blind
>>38313998Why is this getting so many replies?
>>38314527It didn't work out well last time a chumbud tried to romance a hooman
>>38314527Chumbud no.
Mumei thinks I'm cool
>>38314397mooms will die soon. sleep deprivation for two years straight was what killed watson
>>38314521Never said it was me.
>>38314252wait, Mori has health issues?iinb4 overweight jokes
>>38314486No, she just vagueposted, I want to know the details
>>38314417>huge upgrade for kronii>gigantic nerf for towaTowa's design is just too good
Is this (You), anon?
>>38314417one smokes subway sandwiches and the other blends marlboro cigarretes
>>38314587>overweight jokes>jokes
>>38314556Bored shitposters waiting for "fresh" material
>>38314390TuT femhooman cloaca
>>38314414there are some saplings in /MANS/ that have admitted to being women
>>38314569Actually, a bullet killed Ame. Accidentally discharge because she left the safety off when she started cleaning her piece.
>>38314397>vegan>healthy
>weekend>SEA/EU morning hours>no EN streamsAbadon all hopes of quality threads
>>38314593She's off her meds. That's literally it.
>>38314488>Everyone is intolerant to eating shittons of carbs,Getting fat isn't intolerance, that's your body storing the energy so it can use it later
>>38314623yeah but only women stay there during dead hours
Hello, I would like to announce I want to have sex with Gura.
>>38314397>vegan>healthiestlol. enjoy receiving a blood transfusion from Fauna. Oh wait.
What would happen if I stole Mumei's hat?
>>38314623Going to start watching the homos from now on and only post in /mans/ until I get a gf. Good bye forever /hlgg/.
>Fauna>Gura>Mumei>IRyS>Kiara
>>38314635What put her on meds in the first place?
>>38314675mental illness
>>38314623Anon I can fucking lie too, unless they posted tits or actually went to a fucking meetup assuem thye're liars. Also I've seen the type of "saplings" that post there, they're literally no different from the fucking catalog niggers
>>38314667>wanting to date a yumefujoA braver man than me, godspeed
>>38314666She'd get fired by Santa
>BLOOPTHEY ARE
>>38314397Vegan diet is unhealthy as fuck
>>38314623So saplings are actually they/them types.Gross.
>>38314675she's a tard with brain problems
>bloop mention
Holy shit, somebody cares about Bloop!
>Bloopah the forgotten one..
>>38314671>Fauna>IRyS>Kiara>Mumeilmao
>BloopWho?
>>38314711No they are actual women
>>38314613jokes have an ounce of truth in themin this case, probably a kilogram
>>38314675ADHD
>>38314148No she didn't? Chadcast was always her next stream and its still there.
which mascot is more forgotten than bloop?
>>38314675Mental health problems, like a lot of people have and get treated for nowadays.
>>38314587She legitimately has health problems, presumably mental, that she takes regular medication for. She wasn’t able to get her script filled and now she feels like shit and is stuck in bed.
>>38313181She got the same condition that Ame got?
>>38314671>Guralol
>>38314746Kotori
>>38314734You may remember his legal name as shark mascot 1
>>38314748>Mental health problemsI want to know what they are
>>38314746Kotori barely counts as a mascot, more of just a design
>>38314761Kiara literally talked about the kotori on her head today. She even asked people to make props for them to stay warm.
>>38314761Winner
why are so many women on meds
>>38314699mans literally started with a posted tits.It's just that is full of fujos, yumes and homosexuals.
I find Gura bullying Bloop for being forgotten much funnier than I should.
>>38314768Not even we know what they are. Why are you being such a creep about this?
>>38314766I wonder what Friend's real name is.
>>38314768Chronic Stupid Bitch Syndrome
>>38314390You can get braces at any age
>>38314631You could just watch Temma. Mario Kart is pretty easy to follow even if you don't speak JP.
>>38314752i meant physical stuff like whatever that chronic pain Kiara has or Ame's tummy hort. Mori seems (physically) healthy\hefty. So it's all psycho shit in her case?
>>38314761Are you serious? Kotori and his boo have been chilling on top of Kiara's head drinking starbucks and wearing sweaters.
>>38314795>Not even weAnd who are you exactly?
>>38314623mooms clearly have no real life female friends. women don't like the pretend-to-be-retarded-so-men-will-take-care-of-them typesit's fake as shit and they consider it selling out their gender.
>>38314556everyone here feels the need to call out an obvious attempt to farm attention instead of just not giving them exactly what they want
>alarm didn't even wake me upFUCK SHIT FUCK HKW HAS MOOMER BEEN?
>>38314795So he can craft his catalog thread.
>>38314766Don't deadname Bloop, please.
>>38313151You only need to look at what vtubers at agencies that promote "talent freedom" are like to learn this lessonThis bitch really had the brilliant idea in her head to let some fat old man grope her and 3 other holos on camera thinking that her fans would love it Absolutely mental. woman are just incompetent
>>38314768The only one known for sure is she’s been diagnosed with ADHD
>>38314397There's literally an IRyS poster here who periodically updates all of her health problems
>>38313181>>38314754No, he's just saying deadbeats are lucky she isn't gluten intolerant
>>38314817She's allergic to the sun or something
>>38314787Because doctors stopped using vibrators to deal with their hysteria
>>38314821I am a deadbeat.
I miss cunny posting, its a shame they all left for /ggg/
>>38314742Nice try, deadbeat. Keep acting coy.
>mumei is watching other man on stream rnhoocuck?
>>38314829i have no brain left
>>38314823Explains Gura's total lack of non-male friends as well tbqh
>>38314390Anon, there is a voice actor I used to follow because he was part of im@s SIDEM and he was well in his 20's with braces. I actually still don't think he's removed them yet. Braces aren't just for children.
Gura>Mascot: Bloop>Fan Rep: The shrimp Ame>Mascot: Bubba>Fan rep: The gatorMori>Mascot: Death-sensei>Fan rep: a fucking skeletonKiara>Mascot: Kotori>Fan rep: KFP employee/waitressIna>Mascot: Tako (AO chan has since been retconned out of existence)>Fan rep: TakoSana>Mascot: Yatagarasu>Fan rep: bread dogFauna>Mascot: Nemu>Fan rep: sapling seedlingBae>Mascot: Mr. Squeeks>Fan rep: fans have adopted themselves as variations on Mr. Squeeks but Brats dont really have a physical representationKronii>Mascot: the cum snake Boros>Fan rep: clock face kroniisMumei>Mascot: friend>Fan rep: an owl
>>38314795How am I being a creep by asking what her "mental illness" is?
>various holo ENs sick and dying>Mori is having a menhera breakdown, deadbeats melting down>dead hour threads descending into shitposting>"gawr gura" remains suspended for the sake of factorio, Tempus collapsing and declining>no streams in sight>all while Mumei cheerily streams unphased, while her mindbreaking bgm playskek how fitting, this terrifying owl can't be stopped
>>38314403Sounds like something a dude would do, unfortunately.
link me to w/e mooms laughed at
>>38314853I'm sure you can point to the stream that was canceled then.
>>38314817She's perfectly fine physical wise, just had a broken brain sometimes
>>38314829She killed thousands
>>38314851But are you a TRUE deadbeat?
>>38314817Well she has chronic shoulder and back pain from her massive tits, but generally that’s mitigated by the herman miller chair.
>>38314787Women are more agreeable than men. So whenever the pharma industrial complex wants to sell pills and their agents try to brainwash women\their parents into believing there's something wrong with them that only magic pharmapills will solve, they just go "ok". More men go, "nah, fuck that shit, ima go lift\start a business"
>>38314795Make sure to lube up your beard
>>38314787>women is mentally unwell>is taken seriously, treated>man is mentally unwell>"lol be a man dude", "oh hes probably a serial killer, better stay away from him"
>Psychic surgery is a pseudoscientific medical fraud in which practitioners create the illusion of performing surgery with their bare hands and use sleight of hand, fake blood, and animal parts to convince the patient that diseased lesions have been removed and that the incision has spontaneously healedwhat
>>38314865retainer or braces? they are different
>>38314869Because you're being weirdly insistent about it despite the fact that not even deadbeats know the extent of it because she keeps that private.
>>38314867Oh, yeah, AO-chan was a thing. What was up with that?
>>38314768Probably also some trauma from years ago.Didn't Kiara say she cries in her sleep?
>>38314848That one ended up not being as serious. Apparently she just gets a bad rash if she get sunburn. Just needs to use sunscreen.
>>38314867
>>38314870>"gawr gura" remains suspended for the sake of factorioWhat the fuck did I just wake up to? What happened this time?
>>38314907yeah lots of men start businesses to deal with their mental problems
>>38314920No he had actual braces. It was always offputting watching him sing, I won't be surprised if he has retainers now though.
>>38314867...&irys....
>>38314929>cries in her sleepmoans Kiara's name actually
>>38314928Sana debuted and AO-chan disappeared at around the same time
amelia watson
>>38314899Are you asking me for my Proof?
Meimei a cjte!
>>38314871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y6eo-LHWo8
>>38314822She also rarely changes that accessory when using that outfit, so hell she shows off Kotori on stream more than anyone else's mascot, except Ina
>>38314938rrat infestation
>>38314867>Fan rep: clock face kroniisThe fan name is actually Kronies. Because they're Kronii's cronies.
>>38314925There's nothing wierd about asking what someones mental illness is when they're loudly complaining about it in public
>>38314867Hootsie...
>>38314867Hootsie isn't a hooman. Hoomans don't have a design
>>38314900i have the embody, aeron and a steelcase leap. chairs don't really do shit for better support. they're mostly there to punish you if you ever sit with incorrect posture.
>>38314938gura said someone impersonated her for free factorio keys, since the homo is suspended rrats are saying it was him
>>38314870I will break her
>>38314970>cjte
>>38314888is this the fate of all rappers?Calliope Mori on TimcastIRL and Alex Jones when?
>>38314987It should've been minutemen..
>>38314970Very cjte!
>>38314970The cjtest!
>>38314970The cjtest
WTF DAY 2 HAVE ALL THE BLUE WOMAN
>>38315001Way too based. I'll buy this rrat.
>>38314900I totally forgot about the tits. Does Noel have the same problems?
C IJ T E
>>38314995What is this then?
>>38314867I still think Pompador ratbro is the rep I like the most as a brrat, it fits Bae's aesthetic and style for what she finds "cool" the most, which I like. Plus, I think it's cute.
>>38314911Yes. It has to be that way. Someone has to man the fuck up on this planet. Imagine men being the exact same as women in terms of mental and physical fragility. We'd have no society. I mean I love these girls, but I wouldn't trust them with handling a war or an assassination or basic plumbing, you know?
>>38314867it still cracks me up that Fauna was forced an ugly mascot on her against her will and it looks like that thing you see during sleep paralysis
>>38315001>Pretending to be Gura to get Factorio keys for the othersKinda based
>>38315046What a blue day.
>>38315001But the homo streamed factorio weeks before the suspension.
>>38315064sexist pig, go die in a ditch
>>38314911Mori would literally be a school shooter if she had the support structure of a male.
>>38314488>bullshitDumb (((doctor)))>>38314641Your body can store fat because it's using the simple carbs for energy, once you cut carbs your body starts using the fat and you lose weight even if you eat your daily bacon.After cutting carbs, few people can stand the headache in the first few days and the constant feeling of hunger in the first month. It's a difficult task and I don't think Mori can handle it alone.
>>38315072Nemu is cute though.
Moom gone...
>>38314995Dan Dan...
>>38315005>>38315012>>38315039>>38315040Yeah...
moom... gone...my brain... gone...
>>38315072Nemu is Fauna's baby.
>>38315109Maybe then people would have stopped bullying her.
>>38314991I'll just chalk you up as an empathylet instead
>>38315114keto is retarded and you will die early anon
moom over I sleb
You can watch Kronii if you want now..haha..
>>38315063Hey, someone told me that is the official look. Did brrats lie to me?
no...
>moom stream ends>susan directs me to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOJCS1W1uzgmy brain is too smooth for this, youtube
>wake up>moom endsI hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
>>38315097ywnbaw
>>38315114There's no reason to cut carbs out of your diet entirely
>>38315046And purple.
>>38314947Or because of them
>moom gone>my brain capacity is returning Interesting
now that the bgm is off, when do i get my IQ points back?
>>38314970yjah!
>>38314991You're a creep and a doxxshitter.
>>38315109She'd be a soundcloud rapper and then thr Warlord of CHAZ
>>38314911>>38315109what country do you live in that men are denied mental health treatment but women are accepted
>>38315192By sleeping.
>>38315192You never had IQ points, Anon.
>>38315192Play solitaire
>>38315192that's the best part, you don't
>>38315046Reine is white not blue
>>38315046HOLY BASED
The upcoming week is the last week before Fauna's break...
How has Kronii been doing?
>>38315148You're confusing empathy with sympathy here, I have no sympathy for Mori, I just want to know what her problem is>>38315205hardly
>>38315109She had a journal where she wrote down the names of people she hated and what she wanted to do to them
>>38315192DOOOT DOOOOT DOOOOOOOO DOODOOODOOODOOOOODOODOOOOODOODOOODOOOO DOOODOOOT DOOOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOO
>streams ends>Bgm continues in my head
Two more days until Dorf Fort release on Steam and surely a holo will stream it
>>38315254Not your fucking business, you autist
>>38315046did /#/ crunch the numbers? which day has highest total sub count? seems pretty imbalanced right now
>>38315208The US
>>38315252Well, we finished up TOEM and it was okay for a little indie gameNow we're on supas, and I'm fading fast and need to sleep soon
>>38314821Italian Shadow Government
>>38315283I don't care
>>38315277it'll be Vesper's return stream
I miss Ina
>>38314817She’s literally allergic to the sun.
So, what were chumbuddies creaming themselves over when Gura was reading superchats? I was watching Mumei and couldn't check.Something about the Holofes, I believe.
>>38315268It's over...She brainwashed him.
>>38315166It's weird, since technically that look was made specifically for tier 1 subs, but since it looked more visually striking as a fan rep rather than the Mr. Squeaks variant, it more or less became the default. Though some people still draw them without the pomp since again, it was technically meant just for subs to begin with.
>>38315338>another shitty indie game
Risu health hort
>>38315046Cover please let Fauna go first so she doesn't have to follow like goddamn Marine or Suisei.
>>38315166It pretty much isSee here for example, the one in the front is Mr squeeks whereas those pomparats in the back are brratshttps://youtu.be/oHLM2ZkhaF0?t=193
>>38315266I can only imagine why Persona is (one of) her favorite game series.
>>38315266And people claim she's a cute dork and not a sociopath who's full of herself.
>>38315362She should sing in order to feel better and relax, preferably on-stream
>>38315248I’m ngmi
How do I get a Fubuki gf?
>>38315304>I don't care>I just want to know what her problem is>I want to know what they are>What put her on meds in the first place?>I want to know the details>so what is it?>Did something happen?>>>>>I don't care
>>38315252Fine? She's reading SC's and she really doesn't want to talk about 4th fes.
>>38315286DAY1 and DAY2 by number of subsDAY1 8th, 11th, 12th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, etc.DAY2 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 9th, 10th, etc.[7th kobo,ID 3rd watch over group].Someone said in the previous thread that JP was favored on Day 1 and EN was favored on Day 2.No. JPEN both are day 2.Day 2 preferential was also 3rdfes. But 4th fes is even more blatant.4th fes has no intention of hiding the "2nd day preferential treatment."
>>38314867>>38314936>>38314956IRyS>Mascot: Bloom & Gloom>Fan Rep: GuyRyS (get fucked Discord cumball)
>>38315381Calm the fuck down, archer
>>38315348This actually got retconned. She's not allergic to the sun, just sunburns get extra bad. If she gets a sunburn, it lasts longer and gets some kind of weird bumps.
Kronii sounds really shy when her viewers remind her of holofestcute dork
>>38315403I don't care that it's not my business you idiot
>>38315385For sure...
>>38315350I don't know what you are talking about
>>38315433stop trying to force kronii conversation here
>>38315266Eh, Kronii looked into hiring a hitman to kill her shit family member.
>>38315404That's not surprising. She already told members she's tired of idol shit.
>>38315381It was middle school, and she was actually bullied. Hurt people hurt people
>>38315435you'll win a lot of ladies over with that line
>>38315114>Not giving Mori the Confederate flag
>>38315362lemme guessshe got boosted
>>38315415>everyone said day 1 was preferential for fes3>got mogged by day 2>this retard attempts to rewrite history
>>38315350gura was being really cute and talking about how much she loves us, maybe that?
>Those retweetsOkayu is horny again today...
>>38315433She's gonna be so nervous during practice, I hope she does some karaokes to help her practice
>>38315467i would galdy do that for free.
>>38315473When did she say that? She just doesn't like talking about Idol stuff.
>>38315483yeah I'm sure you'll get a lot of women by respecting their boundaries and taking their imaginary mental illnesses seriously
kronii you don't need breast reduction surgery...
>>38315248Fauna going to Japan?
>>38315422i love guyrys because she actually drew that straight from the heart
>>38315498dancing will be the challnege i expect early noel levels of dance.
>>38315524>She just doesn't like talking about Idol stuff.sounds like she got into the wrong line of work
>>38315546I don't think she'll be quite Noel-tier, I think it'll be something closer to Ina's performance at 3rd
>>38315546She's Korean. She has kpop genes.
>>38315524Nowhere, it's this guy >>38249699 shitposting again. The only thing she's said about idol activities recently is that she's really excited about singing more since she feels she made a breakthrough with her vocal coach
>>38315528uh, thanksI think I will
JWU. How's Mooms been doing, hoomans?
>>38315458>>38315492Oh, ok. Thanks.
Seriously, how many Holos got bullied at school when they were younger?
>>38315473Based retardGOD making shit up because he thinks there aren't any kronies or people with membership around
>>38315489Wrong
>Mori>came from relatively wealthy normal background>always had money and a loving family to fall back on>makes a lot of money, has a record deal and multiple connections, is very popular>drinks alcohol regularly 'for the feeling'>becomes affected regularly by negative comments/criticism, even lashing out at them>literally on meds for her mental state and without them can barely function>Kiara>raised by a single mom in the austrian farmlands>travelled to an entirely different country at age 15 without much money>worked in a stressful japanese workplace environment all by herself>was severely depressed but grinded on doing menial jobs anyway>has to deal with antis, stalkers, creepy fans, harassment constantly>is not popular, gets the lowest views in her gen>is literally in physical pain constantly, streams regularly anyway>still carries on with her job and tries to achieve her goals in spite of everything, is unaffected by all of the criticism against herWhat is the difference here? Is it just genetic? Purely down to upbringing? and can the chicken save the reaper?
>>38314910I mean there’s legit medical and scientific support for this concept, they studied the placebo effect and found that “placebo surgery” where they administer anesthesia and make an incision then stitch it up caused a stronger placebo effect than intravenous injection of saline, which in turn caused a stronger placebo effect than taking sugar pills. Basically the more medical-procedure-ish an intervention felt to the patient, the stronger the placebo effect was. This is just another way of performing a placebo surgery
>>38315594women want men who see through their bullshit
>>38315422That cumball was retarded looking. It was just a fucking fandead with wings
>>38315266Bae also talked yesterday about how she made a homemade death note as a child after finishing the show but she never wrote anything inside because she was fearful
>>38315571Yup, same issue as Mori. Neither of them were fans of Hololive had friends who were fans and encouraged them to apply for the music opportunities.
>>38315599Bretty good. Excited about Holofes even though she can't dance. She's gonna buy a full-body mirror to practice.
>>38315627I'm sure you have a bounty of your exploits to tell about
>>38315607Mumei bullied herself in school...
>>38315615Mori is talented and Kiara isn'tMori can throw childish tantrums because people will actually give a shitif Kiara throws a childish tantrum people will just ignore her
>>38315615Mori was also raised by a single mom who had alcholism and did travel to a different country by herself, though at age 19.
Fauna's gf is done, who do I watch now?
>>38315529Fauna probably gaslighting Kronii in reducing her tit size so she can finally reign supreme
>>38315655So how are the schizos coping about being btfo yet again over EN 3D?
>>38315615Yeah but Ame still suffered more tho.
>>38315590People keep talking about idol steps in the chat and she seems to be awkwardly going along with it.
>>38315675>Mori is talented
>>38315599She was in a very good mood today
>>38315652Mori was watching hololive before 95% of this thread
>>38315687You forgot your pic.
>>38315662I've got a lot of experience dealing with female bullshit
Does Fauna still stream in a closet? I haven't watched her and hololive for a while.
>>38315681but Fauna already has the biggest tits in council, wdym?
>>38313151The fact that Cover and Hololive vtubers have been this successful for this long and still not one of the staff or talents has realized the reason is that “women are more enjoyable when kept under a strict moral code” is mind boggling
>>38315114Weight loss or gain is "simply" calories in calories out.How you get your calories in is gonna affect how satiated you feel on average, and thus indirectly how much you're gonna end up eating, but calories are calories.>constant feeling of hungerI lost 12kg in the last 2 months and while I eat less carbs than before, I still eat carbs, I still eat even sweets, occasionally.I also don't feel like I'm depriving myself, because I don't.That's not a long term strategy.
>>38315147proofs?>>38315174Good luck convincing youngins to consume your amazing "carbs and gluten are good for you goy" diet. After 10 years of being sick "for no reason", I'm done with it. Thanks.
>>38315716Saplings stop bein delusionaleven bae matches her.
>>38315615>Alligator.jpg
>>38315735Go to bed, fastwheels
Kronii gonna twerk at holofes
you guys sure do love arguing about stupid shit don't you?
>>38315599She shared a lot of stories from her childhood
>>38315615Mori's mom was neglectful parent and drug addict
>>38315621t. got scammed
>>38315711Yes
I want to have sex with so many holos it's not even funny.I don't know if it's the designs or me just being horny for women I've watched so much of.
>>38315721I am pretty sure they do know that but the talents decide what they want to doAnd there's nothing moral about "no male collabs"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR9O5DdgCv8I thought she was supposed to be a pro? Watched first two matches, gameplay unironically looks like wood 5
>>38315755She's finally gonna twerk to Daydream..
>>38315709that I can believeI hope you make a friend one day, anon
>>38315676THEY ARE
>>38315645Bae is like a younger and softer version of Mori sometimes
>3D confirmed>Moom is the worst dancer in the world, worst than Ina
I wonder if Sana would've been infected by the silly virus
>>38315773>jop serversI mean...
Kronii is talking about killing kronies again...
>>38315730>Good luck convincing youngins to consume your amazing "carbs and gluten are good for you goy" dietI said carbs, not glutencarbs have been feeding not only humans but all animal life for millions of yearsbut yeah, I'm sure it's a jewish conspiracy, probably involving time travel
>gura darktide mention>ina is still dead and wont get to playFor more than a hundred centuries the Priestess has sat immobile on the Maple Throne of Canada. She is the Master of Takokind by the will of the Ancient Ones, and master of a million Wahs by the might of Her inexhaustible armies. She is a stuffy hikkineet writhing invisibly with power from the Red Bulls. She is the Artist Lord of the Holoperium for whom a thousand tako loads are sacrificed everyday so that She may never truly die.
>>38315746sounds like brrat cope
Hoomans you lazy fanbase! Where's the timestamps?
Kronii just announced she's practicing her Fortnite dances!
>>38315621Placebo only work for shit like anesthetics, why do you think people feel amazing on homeopathic remedies but still never get better?
>>38315488Pretty sure this was made back in Mori’s “i’m never leaving japan” phase
>>38315702Man, deadbeats are going for the big lies these days.
>>38315496When is she not?
>>38315800Probably because of her GIANT HOBBIT FEET
>>38315797Bae had a much nicer and more supportive childhood.
>>38315532She says she'll be hanging out with her family so that the on actual Christmas she can be with the Saplings. Whether she's lying or not, and is actually going to Japan, no one knows.
>>38315760>>38315701>>38315655I look forward to her performance.
>>38315839She was a late-2019 cliptourist, which comfortably puts her at being a fan longer than at least 98% of the people in this thread, yes
>>38315800I love hoe nobody cares about anyone else getting 3D, people only talk about Mooms 3D
>There's going to be something exciting>If things work out, it'll be this month>If not, the next>Yeah, I'm pretty excited >NOT 3D
>>38315832Placebo has been scientifically proven to work for pretty much everything
>>38315816Just wait for a bit. The video hasn't even finished rendering yet, it loads every 5 seconds.
>>38315615Retard never try again
Big stuff this month for Kronii, nice!
>>38315615affluenza
>>38315944Karaoke onegai
So... rrat guerilla is not happening right? I can goto bed?
>>38315906Which is why Steve Jobs died.
>>38315877Keep on gaslighting
>>38315773It just seems like she's playing relatively safe. They all look competent, their coms should be enough to show that they're not beginners
>>38315897Weird if true since Imo she has the least sex design. On the other hand we will finally have barefeet Holo's in 3D for the first time so I'm very interested on how that will play out
>>3831583995% of this thread came in with Myth at the absolute earliest so yes
>>38315266I knew a guy that did something like that. He liked to wear a cape to school, would have his earbuds in and sing Unravel to himself when walking through the hallways, bragged about having “a collection of swords”, and when college counselor types came to school, he asked them “what kind of major should i look into for a career as a hired killer?”
>>38315800>Moom is the worst dancer in the world, worst than InaEveryone is. Check this shit out
>>38315731>Weight loss or gain is "simply" calories in calories out.It's not.There are a shitton of variables.Regardless, stop eating inflammatory food and you will be good.The constant feeling of hunger is due the dependency on sugar. It's like when you try to stop smoking or drinking alcohol. It goes away after a month or less.It's simple to see if your guts are ok, just do this: When you take a shit, before washing your ass, try to wipe it, if the paper has shit on it then you are not healthy yet.
>>38315875>same day as wawaOdds of all the Day 1 girls getting a solo performance and an extra performance all together?
>>38315972oh you're that schizogomen gomen, continue to be angry at your own thoughts
>>38315800Don’t believe her lies!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f8-PRFpmho
>>38314910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjF1sUZEy2Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjF1sUZEy2U
>>38315970"work" means when you look at people given a placebo treatment vs people not given any treatment, the odds of a favourable outcome are higher
>>38315928The other fanbases have them started instantly
Personally I'm most excited for Bae 3D.
>>38315971yeah
>>38315773No one thinks Towa is pro at FPS, not even Towa. She's a tier above Ame, but below Botan and Akua. She just plays em a lot.
>>38315988This is what /fit/ does to a motherfucker
Is she going to change her name to Takanashi Mori when they get married?
>>38315997buzzword
https://files.catbox.moe/8ezays.mp4
>>38315986HOLY SHIT GO INNER GO
What is the difference between being weak fat and being strong fat? I heard real strong people always have some fat
>>38315988>When you take a shit, before washing your ass, try to wipe itare you a seanigger
>>38316040ironic post
Kronii has been added to my list of unfuckable Holos.
>>38316079Coward
>>38316079gay
>>38316054Don't you wash your butt?Also images
>>38316047If you want pure functional strength then odds are you're bulking with heavy intake and a lot of weight trainingWeak fatties are people that just laze around with high intake but low exertion so their muscles aren't increasing
>>38316013People report feeling better, that's not actually getting better.Tons of retards die every year because they think placebo can cure diabetes and stop using insulin because they think it works.
>>38316079Gayest post ITT
How will councilschizo recover from this?https://youtu.be/Cla3CcOJENk?t=11836
>>38315972>>38316040
>>38316001>moom after all her idol trainingGod, I can't wait for the vjew at the end of the road.
What does Mumei smell like anyways?
>>38316054you can't say that word in these hours silly anon
>>38316079Post the list
>>38315731That assumes humans process all types of calories equally.
>>38316114no, people report actually getting better, even for serious shit like cancer
>>38316025Don't eat nightshades and drink salt water!
>>38315988>take shit>wipe ass>poopoo is on the paperHOLY FUCK I’M DOING SOMETHING WRONG
>>38316079You're the gayest man I've seen all day, and I had my hair cut by a flamer
>>38316079What did see do this time?
>>38316122Coconut shampoo, animal and period blood
>>38316047>weak fataverage guy in this thread>strong fatpic related
I was literally just reading how there was an adderall shortage too, interesting
>>38316122popcorn
>>38316079she's the type who suddenly cries hard when having sex god imagine liking THAT
>>38316114Nope placebos have physical effects on people that can be measured.
>>38316079Unironically gay
>>38316079Was busy jerking off and showering until a bit ago. Did Kronii do something recently for you to add her, or was she already on that list?
>>38316079I mean she'd be the least exciting to screw but with a body like this, you'd have to be gay not to.
I find it funny that Mumei is about to sing in a 2 day concert in Japan in a stadium to thousands of people, and her entire family still thinks she's only a college student who does OnlyFans or some other porn thing on the side for money.She's probably the only real life Hannah Montana in EN
Mumei and Towa will have a performance on HoloFes stage
>>38316079Not even /mans/ is that gay, Jesus Christ.
>>38316195it's anti anxiety stuff
>>38316192Isn't that just a roid gut?
Hiro
>>38316094>>38316104>>38316115>>38316156>>38316206>>38316210>>38316221>>38316239She's literally a stick with gigantic tits slapped on. Also her personality is not sexy at all.>>38316130It's a pretty short list:MoriOllieNenePekoraKronii (New)>>38316169>>38316218Nothing happened, I just thought about it and realized I get absolutely zero chub from any Kronii images.
>>38316265>no Mikoyou are forgiven
>>38316222But Hannah Montana's parents knew who she was
Oni with big fat tits in hololive when?
>>38316265I diagnose you with the big gay
>>38316222>her grandpa thinks she's an instagram influencer because she's so beautiful>her mom thinks she's a camgirlWill Mumei ever tell them she actually is an idol?
>>38316265based. cowtits are disgusting
>>38316265>NeneAlright yeah you're a faggot sorry
>>38316243>Benzo shortageI can hear the bitter weeping of smelly white girls from here...
>>38316265>he wouldn't turn Nene into his personal cocksleeveFaggot
>>38316292oh yeah
>>38316265as the only robosa of this thread i call you a FAGGOT
>>38316265Sorry anon, still gay
>>38316344those better move like that on her 3d perfromance.
Peko...
>>38316317Honestly, if I had a daughter and she was hiding something this big from me I'd be pretty upset about it..
>>38316222For the fun of it, any other old childrens sitcom analogies you can make?
>>38316344Jesas...
>>38316395If I had a daughter and she became a Holo, I'd have to flex on her about knowing more about Hololive than she ever could.
>>38316265still gay
>>38316395There was some JP vtuber whose mother hired a private investigator to figure out what she was doing
>>38316401uhh.. Sabrina the Teenage Witch?I think nobody knew she was a witch
Will CouncilRyS also have scuffed 3D models at Holofes?
>>38316395They don't seem like good involved parents
>>38316466theyve had id2 done for months, i really doubt councils will look bad
>>38316265k you're a pedo.
>>38316448I'd just tell her how lazy she is in terms of streaming and how she should play better games
>>38315988You can't loose weight if you eat more than you expend.You can't gain weight if you eat less than you expend.That is a cold, hard, fact.Obviously there's tons of stuff that goes into a healthy diet aside from just having an appropriate caloric intake.There's also a lot more to actually managing to consistently eat less than you expend because going cold turkey and using up all your willpower to just resist the hunger isn't a viable strategy for most.>It goes away after a month or less.Yeah but I wasn't depriving myself or feeling immense hunger in the beginning either.
>>38316466i think that's a given. Shitty defualt costume 3d models with clipping issues and probably some physics issues too (like Ame's superball tits)
Pick one of the four Council members to have shovelface worse than Mori ever did
>>38316395Mori’s grandparents break Mori’s NDA everyday trying to get a rich kid middle school to make a statue doxxing Mori. I can appreciate Mumei’s attempts at keeping detective grandpa at bay
>>38316478She's talked about them enough that they don't seem like bad parents either.