/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my shark wife is the best gift

commence the yesman seethe ITT

gura cute

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

gurass

>jgh
was she cuter than usual chumbies?

You open this on xmas morning, what do?

>>38308023
she basically called out yesmen so that was pretty funny

>>38308023
Not really.

To rub or not to rub

>>38308023
Very cute. Like always. I will marry this girl.

>another thread
why not check the catalogue first?

i love gura more than any of you

>>38308023
i liked her getting really into the game, thats always cute

>>38308023
rubrubrubrubrub

>>38308036
take it out and fuck it

>>38308016
Gurfeet

I love my gamer Gura

W-Which one?

>>38308114
why not be retarded first you retard....

>>38308023
she is the only thing going right in this world
also kaela mention

>>38308183
This one, other one is fake and gay and links to a dead thread OP was malding about not getting used

>>38308183
well the one that didn't get used 5 hours ago is almost dead anyway

>>38308189
good attempt at a sentence you'll get it next time

i can only chum to gura's ass

>>38308227
>illicit george on the first page...
this general has fallen too far

Idk if i like being poked by gura

Gurass

>>38308261
it was meant to be retarded you retard
if you cant figure out why there is a 2nd thread you should fuck off

>>38308263
what about her feet?

will gura play FIFA again?

damn, you guys sure know how to shit up the catalog

>>38308263
stop posting this

>>38308263
disgusting why would anybody draw Gura without her tiny and tender child ass?

Stop thinking Gura is dying. Her saying that she has to be careful just says it's either embarrassing digestive stuff or she might've gotten WAY too close to the Beetus before the doc caught her.

>>38308047
She can't even be nice to her yesmen, she pretty much has nothing now and I doubt she will improve.

will gura like warhammer?

>>38308389
t. deflecting yesman

>>38308378
Its piles, shes just struggling to shit is all

>>38308389
still not gonna watch your oshi

Can y*sman be considered avatarfagging? It's the same guy every time.

>>38308389
lol >>38304935

it's gout and she doesn't want to read feet spam

>>38308389
wont watch the jew anon

Best ship

i am sad gura didn't tell us more about her health..

This thread would improve significantly if yesmen was autofiltered to cherd or something

>>38308490
i really wonder what kind of mental illness someone needs to have to draw shit like this and be a Gura "fan"

>>38308490
idk who the fuck that is

>>38308475
>Criticize Gura!
>n-no, not like that!

>>38308464
just filter the word, simple as that
they are just using my accomplishment to shitpost, still feel proud

I love Gura the most!

all yesman are me, i will endorse literally anything Gura does
i live to serve Gura, she's my goddess and my world

>>38308114
that other thread in the catalog was made unnecessarily when we already had one we were using at the time: >>38283683
we had not even reached the fucking bump limit and some retard (probably you) made another thread
the other thread was made around the same time this post was made >>38288681

>>38308490
sir, we are discussing more important bait right now
please return at a later date with you bait

>>38308559
she ordered you to criticize her

>>38308514
lol >>38307954

>>38308047
What did she say?

>>38308490
how does it feel to impersonate someone and get suspended for it?

>>38308564
Nigger the other thread literally links to a dead 6 post thread nobody used because OP is a seething faggot about people using a different thread even tho his was a few seconds earlier, it breaks the continuation of previous thread links, hence we're using this fresh one, fuck off

Sex with a fembud.

>>38308605
i dont want to paraphrase so here is a timestamp
https://youtu.be/L3tOeOV2VOo?t=10335

>>38308047
QRD? i didn't watch her but i love seeing yesman getting BTFOed

>>38308564
Who fucking cares

What if Goob somehow finds herself in a situation where she is manhandled by a literal oji-san or stream like Pegor recently was?
https://youtu.be/PaHsebebORk

>>38308605
she likes constructive criticism as well as compliments
like literally everyone alive above the age of 20

i love my foot fetish shart

>>38308664
>>38308651
also go back

>>38308626
???
did you even read my post at all. i think you replied to the wrong guy my negro

>>38308651
Pretty based of her

>>38308673
but you said she just BTFO the yesman? i dont want to give her view not gonna looking for vod

>>38308669
she masturbates furiously later that day

>>38308564
I know all that, but we shouldn't have then made ANOTHER thread when one was already semi-active in the catalogue you stupid faggot. Continuity of thread linking is worthless anyway.

>>38308651
paraphrase it, i'm not going to give her views

Wait, I'm dumb. Does this mean antis are the goodies? Or still the badies?

>>38308669
what the fuck that's a literal ugly bastard touching her
how did the nousagi react?

>>38308782
No lol

>>38308651
She appreciates constructive criticism and support... I don't think that applies to calling her slimy in a superchat and attacking other fans 24/7.

am i the only one who liked FIFA and was excited seeing her get into it?

>>38308720
QRD now of her BTFOing the yesman
>>38308804
cuck

>>38308669
I'm gonna have a good laugh for weeks reading all the shitpost.

>>38308817
ok bud >>38307954

>>38308790
Antis are the guy posting about yesmen on cooldown instead of talking about Gura. The goodies are the ones asking her to communicate better

>>38308833
>cuck
schmuck

>>38308721
oh sorry thought you linked to the random ghost thread by said seething OP, the art is similar to the one you actually linked to, which was the original thread

>>38308833
watch the clip you fucking loser lmao

>>38308824
Liking EA sport games qualifies you as an automatic retard.

sne

>>38307954
QRD? >>38308817 but you fag said she BTFO the yesman, yet they still here praising gura like a cuck

>>38308857
gonna get a lot of use out of this one >>38307954

Official fag of GGG!

>>38308902
ed

I'm happy that Gura btfo'd the yesmen. Women don't like white knight beta male faggots

>>38308742
take it up with the idiot who unnecessarily made another thread while there was already an active one in use that had not even reached the bump limit. that's what that other thread in the catalog is, it should not have been made to begin with

>>38308908
No lol

>>38308925
yeah but we live in reality and the thread exists and we should have used it

Official flag of GGG!

>>38308919
QRD? don't want to give her any view
also yes btfo those incels faggot

>>38308959
then why are they still here praising her like a cuck??

>>38308669
Gura better not do anything like this, it's giving me ligma just to watch this weirdo.

>>38308982
>QRD?
No lol

>>38308915
>>38308975
>Official fag of GGG!
you had it right the first time, fag

What do you call this mental illness?

>>38308982
She didn't btfo incels you retard. Just yesmen. Why are you in a gura thread, retard?

>>38308971
well now we're not using it so too bad faggot lol

>>38308857
Don't ask her anything faggot. I'll kill you.

unpopular opinion: i love gura

>>38309041
but she did btfo yesmen you nigger, i want to see her shitting on chumcucks like a subhumans

>>38309062
yes i lost and i am furious

>>38309039
Mental illness. He'll move on to another split if you just ignore him.

>>38309076
i dont think thats unpopular

This thread is a mess. It's quite funny, but that might just be because of my sleep deprivation.

>>38309074
I will ask her about the cookie pics and there's nothing you can do about it

>>38309076
how dare you
>>38309119
can handle the truth chumbuds?

reminder gura streams naked

Gura wants us all to be antis, do not post any more cute Guras, only paragraphs of seething.

>>38309148
Gura is graduating btw.

>>38309108
She btfo'd yesmen. Not incels. The homobeggars are the yesmen

Did the Peaking Goob poster really leave or was that an imposter?

im tired chumbies

>>38309108
No lol
also learn English kek

>>38309193
she is wrong and I will constructively criticize her by continuing to lovepost

>>38309193
this, i hope all those subhumans here realize this
>>38309207
since when? the yesmen are still here praising gura, unlike the others

>>38309119
can he stay here? he comes to /hirys/ when he gets laughed out of here

>>38308669
I will either die or go to prison if that happens.

[moom news] she apologizes for judging gura for having fossilized candy corn in her pantry and wants to trade her an ancient candy cane for some.

>>38309225
Tired of WINNING!

>>38309239
then you are a yesman, incapable of

>>38309214
Not sure. But if he was really that pathetic, then good riddance.

>>38309260
kek I was about to say the same thing

>>38309260
That can't be the same guy right? I mean, hes retarded enough to look similar but I doubt it

>>38309201
YOU'RE graduating, how about that?

This is pretty funny to sit back and watch

>>38309271
This trade greatly favors goob

>>38309108
She btfo'd people who don't like criticism. Not incels. I'm a unicorn and hate yesmen

>deleted
thank you jannies!

I guess that answers that. Nomen not welcome.

Can't stop winning
Won't stop winning

>>38309308
>homobeggar
im shorked

>>38309291
A-Anon?

>>38309312
he is, he got the wrong tab and posted his IRyS bait here the other day

>>38309342
>believing he didn't just evade
give him a minute he'll be back

let me remind you again, gura hate yesman and want to be criticized
so stop being a yesman and be a man instead

>>38308971
this thread already has more posts retard

>>38309113
huhaha

>>38309385
Gura, you are mentally retarded and that's why you play every game poorly.

>>38309385
holy ESL

>>38309377
Kek what a fucking loser

https://youtu.be/L3tOeOV2VOo?t=595

>>38309384
>>38309385
holy shit this fucking thread is a circus

>>38309113
acknowledging a loss is a sign of mental wellness

all of u

>>38309384
>>38309385
S-sugoi..!

>>38309384
at least they are trying for once, even if its just a little.

>>38309449

>>38309449
T u T

>>38309449
TuT

So uh the stream was good then?

>>38309384
>>38309385
Amazing....

if gura hates yesmen and wants to be criticized, aren't the people clambering to criticize her like she said to exactly the sort of obedient yesmen that gura hates? i think i'll go against guras wishes and tell her how amazing she is and how much i love her, just to spite her

>>38309113
>>38309468

>>38309534
Ye

>>38309384
>>38309385
Like clockwork

>>38309548
same, i'm gonna do this instead

>>38309583
God, I can't wait for more of this in March...

>>38309548
100000 IQ

>>38309592
>Ye
Bigot.

>>38309548
weird cope but it works

>>38309592
BASED

>>38309384
>>38309385
this kind of organization only discord is capable of

>>38309385
Kekity kek

>>38309548
It's just another failing of Gura that she adds to her fans' stress by making them have to criticize her when they just want to relax and enjoy being with her.

>>38309548
AIIIEEEEEEE!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A VOCAL ANTI!!! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAHHHHHH!!!

https://files.catbox.moe/llaymt.mp4

I'm utterly lost.
A-Am I even allowed to say the word "Yes" anymore?

Does this image give you PTSD?

>>38309548
what if i just want to enjoy her stream instead

>Just started the stream
Is her voice cunnier than usual?

>>38309741
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>38309633

>Mike Honey

>>38309766
if you want streams you better tell her to do them

>>38309687
again in english please?

>>38309731
Is that the Christmas calendar thing?

>>38309773
Yes and it’s a great stream, an hour long zatsu SC reading at the end

>>38309717
creative this time anon
you can almost believe that you believe what you've wrote

>>38309793
she does, what now

>>38309784

>>38309108
>ESLsubhuman calls others subhuman

>>38309802
yang seperti ini hanya discord yang bisa

>>38309847
streams directly into my mouth
but only because i complained she wasnt doing it

>>38309920
what a disgusting language

>>38309925
too late because she already did to my mouth

Gura kept avoiding comments asking about her new music. I know she saw them. Maybe it's taking longer than originally thought

>>38309955
Don't be so jealous of us indo-chads anon, kaela and farhan helped gura

I love sharpedo

>>38309802
Not him but omg are all EOP that retarded? You must have serious brain damage if you don't understand the meaning of his post.

>>38309992
Or it's related to holo27 and that's the part she isn't sure if she can talk about

>Mike Honey
She didn't even hesitate this time

>>38310042

>>38310041
He is literally the schizo who evaded, trying to blend in.
And so are (you)

>>38309992
i'm more concerned about the daki, i want my mom to buy it for my christmas present :)

See ya loser I'm going to see my wife in March.

>>38310125
you say that but you literally cant buy tickets to the event without a japanese phone number

Look at my little gal, she's so precious to me, ain't she swell fellas?

>>38310096
She had no reaction this time. She wasn't acting either.

>>38310169
Mind if I watch over her for a little while? You can go to the store and get a beer or something

>>38309992
Gura is very paranoic of breaking NDAs
songs usually involves that specially with big producers
also she'll probably release it at the same time as her dakimakura

>>38309840
>Gura planned to play Pokemon and hyped up doing a Nuzlocke.
>Instead she took a vacation and now she won't do it because it won't get good numbers.
She's so faaaaaake.

>>38310235
Why of course mister, you seem mighty trustworthy. Be sure not to give her too much candy or she'll be loopier than a kitty on catnip all evening!

>>38310285
Gura should play armored core instead

>>38310285
>won't get good numbers
thats usually a pro for her

>>38310285
?

>>38310313

>>38310167
>ywnbj
He already reserved the ticket EOP-san.

goodnight chumbies

>Gura watches Kaela to know what game perms they have.
Cute! But kinda dumb!

>>38310401
no he didnt hes just lying

>>38310358
Nah, the reason she drops most games is because the next streams in a series don't get as many viewers.

>>38310042
That "really?" gets me every single time

This thread is just as I predicted here, keep going...

>>38310051
I was talking about her original songs. I saw people asking how it was going and she ignored it

>>38310498
She probably wants to grope her boobs and make her cool demeanour shatter into lust
damn horny brat!!

>>38310285
Ye gottem sister!

>>38310551
Yes, one or more of her upcoming originals could be part of that project

>>38310481
just fuck off i hope you die in your sleep

>>38310551
Reflect Jazz Version...

Does anyone actually believe Gura cares about views?

>>38310285
You're under the impression that Gura cares about numbers which she doesn't. She would still play Pokemon, even if it was late if that was the case. She really just plays games she is in a mood for at that time and if they do well then it's a bonus for her.

>>38310481
Sleep well!

>>38310661
retards

>>38310661
I do
She cares about getting as little views as possible.

>>38310551
>>38309992
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/L3tOeOV2VOo.html
You're lying and I know why.

>>38310663
Hopefully she never plays it. Its overplayed at this point.

Well, overused shitposts aside, what're you guys doing now while we wait for Goob's next stream tomorrow? I'm probably gonna read a bit more of The Expanse before heading to bed.

>>38310814
anime than sleep

>>38310661
Anon, they are /#/tourists. Remember that one RE8 stream when Susan fucked her stream?

>>38310661
Yes, she cares, and she would graduate immediately if they dip too low.

>>38310753
Now that I could believe. She did even once talk about streams would probably be a bit more intimate if she had a smaller audience

>>38310760
People in chat were asking about her music.

>>38310814
i will watch the new episode of Bocchi the Rock because i love retarded girls

>>38310858

>>38310898
I mean, she obviously only said that because that's what people wanted to hear. She does that a lot.

>>38310814
Watch anime and play some Elden Ring

>>38310955

>>38310814
Darktide. Hoping that collab idea goes through, it's fun. It's also objectively a fucking mess compared to Vermintide 2, even launch Vermintide 2, but I like the 40k aesthetic.

>>38310814
i bought the pokemon meme and need to catch the limited event charizard this weekend I guess
also I have like 4 unwatched episodes of taskmaster waiting for me so I'll do that tomorrow too.

>>38310858
Cover would probably get upset about her views getting too low and come up with some stupid shit to pump them up, but I doubt Gura herself would really be bothered by it.

Is Spy x Family actually good? I see the memes from it everywhere, but I haven't given it a try yet.

>>38311017
Nah, she would just say, "Welp, I said I'd be around as long as I was wanted, and now it looks like I'm not, sayonara!"

>>38311009
Does that game have a solo mode like Vermintide did for anti-social autists yet? I know it didn't ship with it, but the devs were planning on putting it in with an update.

>>38311115

>>38311104
If you like SoL comedy it's great

What drives someone to do this?

>>38310955
Man I wonder what its like to project an entirely different personality onto someone and then be angry they don't act the way you think they should.

>>38311196
Disposable income and a good streamer

>>38311196
He loves his oshi. Whats the problem?

>>38311169
Stop that.

>>38311196
Love. There's nothing wrong with this.

>>38311196
Love. I'd probably send something like that if I could afford it. I'd try to be less wordy, though.

>>38311196
loneliness+disposable income+an outlet.

>>38311104
its great and Anya and Becky are great cunnies

>>38311196
>Oh, um, you're so sweet. $500 for me, woot.

>>38311252

>>38311196
Unironically, love

>>38310814
Trying to solve yesterday's Advent of Code, but it's late and I'm stuck, so I will probably just go to sleep now.

>>38311150
No, but the game is about as social as FF14 MSQ. The bots that hold player slots until someone joins are also not amazing, even compared to the really retarded players you get matched with (every single vet) so I dunno if I could recommend playing solo if you aren't trying to do a specific penance or something.

>I was thinking I'd do another gift wrapping stream like last year because that was pretty easy and required no effort, although I will probably change my mind and not do it anyway just like all the other streams I said I'd do.
h-hype...

>>38310814
Watching Football. The American kind

>>38311540
>>38311293

>>38309319
I will rape you

>>38310814
Watching random Youtube videos about the universe
Gura help comfort me...

>>38311196
Pretty based

>>38311104
I've liked the first season more than the second but it's enjoyable

>>38311196
Maybe a little bit much but still pretty mean to post this just to mock him

>>38311104
I feel like it flows better in manga form.
The anime is alright.

it was nice of gura's mom to get her that duvet, hope it's king sized

George

>>38312429
I heard that George is a notorious rapist. Is it true?

we are winning so hard

I love her more than anything!

I hope Gura plays wobbledogs tomorrow and gets it on with the mutated puppers.

>>38312652
I hate that now whenever anyone says they're winning, all I can think of is Charlie Sheen and his "Bi-winning".

Lol lazy bitch

>>38312953
Asshole now I'm hearing that fucking autotune song from like 2012 in my head

Good night chumbuds! Don't forget that Gura explicitly gave us chum permissions.

>>38312992
cute

>>38312992
Too many words for shork brain

>>38312953
Do we win here? Do we win there?

>>38313227
We win win everywhere

why is there two threads

>>38312992
Hello itoddler

>>38312992
pachi pachi next meme!

>>38313033
Maybe she will chum with us soon.

Fucking lousy little brat...hyping an adult up like this for an event that is over three months away...

>>38313666
need saudi prince (me) correction

>>38312992
Aren't you getting tired of ban evading

>>38312992
is this supposed to be an insult? kaela would be grateful gura watched her for the gaming experience

>>38313350
Powerful shark

>the streamer whose worst quality is they don't stream often enough produces this level of obsessed schizo
I don't understand.

>>38312992
literally
>everyone liked that
how are you so out of touch

>>38314003
What are you talking about anon? The thread is comfy right now.

>>38311196
Such a shame Gura wastes her potential. If she SC baited even a little she could easily be a SC queen.

I love her so much,,,

WHAT DID GURA FUCKING DO?

>>38314258
Sucked my penis. T o T

>>38308669
was this a corporate thing or did the monkey owner incite this walking porn tag on her own

>>38314396
oyasame

>>38314258
>look up "Gura" on Twitter
>see this on the top
https://mobile.twitter.com/JUXNSEX/status/1599294100020555776
Gura has been busy...

>>38314536
Me curled up on my home

>>38313758
I read this in a turban accent

>>38312205
rubrubrubrubrub

>>38314258
Streamed for once

You know.... Ive been thinking guras been talking about pinning us down alot more often, is she just memeing on how we want to pin her down and correct her bratty cun cun, or does she legitimately want to pin me down and correct my cheeky penor?

>>38315209
I think she's probably going to cybersex us soon. She knows chumbies want it and she's also interested.

>>38315209
Run dumbud she wants to rape you

>>38315604
I believe you cybercex anon I wholeheartedly know the day I get naizuri and kissie asmr draws near

>>38315613
its ok she has to be at lest 4'2 to reach my doorknob

Speaking of which wheres gosling anon its just not the same without a gosling around

Anyone else feel happy she doesn't see us as a cringey fanbase? Imagine if we did the times square thing like the Takos and Krocucks.

>>38315795
There are always goslings around. As for me, I'm a little goncerned, but also glad she's talking with us again and hope she continues to give us updates.

>>38316180
Wth was wrong whit the times square celebration? I tought it was a sweet gift

>>38316260
Not the post I expected fine then ill do it myself AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SMELL HER SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Pissy slitty, pissy slitty!!
Good morning chumbuds!

>>38316305
Ah, I see what you mean. I'm feeling pretty calm today, but I'm sure I'll be making a post like that at some point.

>>38316278
It wasn't, kronies were advertising their discord instead of kronii's youtube channel.

>>38316278
It's equivalent to your deadbeat dad who's hardly ever around and showing up every now and then on a special occasion vs. your mother who is there for you every day. Rather have something like the book that Gura received that she can look back on fondly rather than a 1 time super event.

>>38316278
Kinda impersonal and out of place. Makes sense for putting a ring otherwise it's just cringe.

>>38314589
It always pisses me off when these accounts scrape art from elsewhere at reduced quality instead of HD.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102904288

>>38316461
I'd prefer a cute keepsake, yeah.

Gura raped me

Did gura give us chum permissions today? Im not talking about the chant during stream I mean pictures only

>>38316278
It's more that it's the kinda thing Ina definitely did not want and they damn well knew it. There's some weird faction split where the /here/ takos are pretty chill and every other tako is some sort of retard who disregards how hard something would make her cringe. Can't speak for Kronii, don't watch her. Not that I watch Ina these days, either, but that's a little different.

>>38316747
She actually did! I don't remember the time stamp but she said something like

>"Chumming is good for your healt"

>>38316672
Go back to /who/.

>all the mike honey recommendations in chat
it makes me proud to see that people liked my stupid joke as much as i did that it still gets mentioned.

>>38316805
Huh, didn't think about it that way but based on how shy and reserved ina tends to be i can definetly see how something like this might make her uncomfortable

>>38317139
OMG COULD IT BE THE ORIGINAL MIKE HONEY? im ben dover your biggest fan

not enough tummy in this thread today, shame

>>38317395
Would you like my tummy instead?

>>38317548
fat ass

>>38316896
what's that

>>38317548
if you expected any answer but yes Im afraid youre terribly mistaken

>>38317289
yeah, it was glorious.
>>2836393

>>38317139
I'm surprised you still around

>>38317713
i'm not, i don't browse this board much these days.

>>38317548
FATFUCK

>>38317867
But did you still watch Gura regularly