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>>38285181IRySuperMammaries
>>38285181HOLY FRIJOLES!LOOK AT THOSE TOFUS!
>>38285181
cute wawa
hi is this the HiRyS! thread?
For the fourth day of the Advent Calendar, I'd like to quote the fourth Chapter of the book of Luke.4 And Jesus being full of the Holy Ghost returned from Jordan, and was led by the Spirit into the wilderness,2 Being forty days tempted of the devil. And in those days he did eat nothing: and when they were ended, he afterward hungered.3 And the devil said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, command this stone that it be made bread.4 And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.5 And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.6 And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.7 If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.I hate Satan.Amen.
I love Ina!
>earlykysIRyShttps://youtu.be/TK4z_bGAoQ8https://youtu.be/TK4z_bGAoQ8https://youtu.be/TK4z_bGAoQ8
>>38285181Too small
Kawai~nehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enCGhOx9dsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enCGhOx9dsAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enCGhOx9dsA
>Kiara invited Fauna to the NYC panelShe gave me low poly Fauna and for that I kneel!
>IRyS
>>38285181Holy Shiitake!!!
>>38285717I have to work on Saturday because of my shitty job......
>Start early>Still 5+ minute loading stream. This brat.
Time for the dork supreme
sparks VR onegai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqwRg9ZgANIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOo
>>38285771I miss Ina...
Please gather for some HOPE!!!https://youtu.be/TK4z_bGAoQ8https://youtu.be/TK4z_bGAoQ8https://youtu.be/TK4z_bGAoQ8
IM TIRED OF WAITING FOR IRYSGURA WOULD NEVER MAKE ME WAIT THIS LONG
HIRyS!
They kissed on stream....
haha imagine if Kiara said she was going naked and Fauna also went naked wouldn't that be funny
>>38285181>Using fucking AI art for the thumbnail.Fucking pathetic.
I love Kronii and Kromei!
>>38285181Tits too small
Matsuri is cute!
Fauna is inoperable trash and deserves the eye of the street
>vtubers
glad the panel gave Fauna a reason to commission from Priichu, now if she could do additional 3D streams with it...
>>38285181FUCKING HELL
WAH
>>38285819can't wait for Anya to sing her original at HoloFes
IRyS' new model is super cute too bad she's not flat
>>38285771>>38285822Me too!
HIRYS
HIRyS
HiRyS!
HiRyS!!!
>fucks up>still gets morning kisses
>>38285181Can I have a nipple, I mean nipple.
>>38285181Humana humana AWOOGA *loud panting noises*
my daughterwife
TOWATALK SOON?
>>38285819>not the soundpostC'mon, anon.
>>38285929
>>38285921meds
WATAME PLEASE!
ALRIGHT BOYS WHO FROM GEN 4 IS IT
>welcome to the nephamilyDo Irystocrats seriously say this?
Korosan...
I bet it's not Korone, which gen 4 will it be?
kiara STRONK
>>38285948You let your daughterwife dress like that?
TOWA ON HOLOTALK (ACTUALLY POSSIBLE)
you irystocunts are insufferablethis is a chumbud waiting room
Yeah, mine
TOWA ON HOLOTALK CONFIRMED
I hope you people are just as excited and happy when my Goomba starts in one hour.
>mori will watch shitty girl shows because kiara asks her to>mori gets good morning kissesI hate her so much. I should be the one getting the full kiara gfe
Bless the Watamate that shilled Watame's ramen song to me, I bought it and I believe it was fully worth it!
i just want to go back to normal gaming streams
>>38285767AmenBut it's still the 3rd
>>38285985>towaday ruined
desu I care about Gen 4holotalk more then Korone
What was the thread's reaction to Pekora skydiving
When are we getting a part 2?
>>38285948your daughterwife has a fat ass tail
>>38285865newfagchama?
How can one person be this disabled?
>>38285855GIWTWM
>>38285983Kanata probably
>>38285855spicy
>>38285996Let's talk about that then.I hate all those faggots messaging each other. every single one of them.
>>38286019I'm following the HoloEN Advent Calendar website.
4chan...?
>>38285998>>38286003>>38286025MALES ON HOLOTALK....AHHH NOO KIARA'S UNICORN STATUS
>>38285991Why, don't you?
kiara should just do a sexual holotalk offcollab in Japan
>>38285767Amen
>>38285181The next model after coomers left
>>38285983Watame. She is the only one I think will agree to rushed scheduling.
>>38286026
>>38286008Should've watched more Gilmore Girls.
>>38285983Luna
I made tea and missed Hirys.>>38285181JESAS
That one Lunaito must be really happy that Luna's turn on Holotalk is actually nearing
>>38286097Cute
>>38285983TOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Watame seems to be the most likely yonkisei Kiara would approach first now
>>38285991Of course not. i have her wear less[\spoiler]
>>38285181I don't care how much you love big tits, that's too large.
Iwys wants cat ears
Mr. Koro-san took an RPG to the face...
>>38286109Are you sure that's a man? Looks like a really ugly fat woman
>>38286006What do you want me to scream when she starts? It's Goombing time? I'll do it
when will my oshi tree-chan come back?
>Sadako Ch. 鶴島貞子 and their viewers just joined. Say hello!WHO DIS
GOLFBROS WW@
>>38286038Yeah
CatRyS!
>>38286051>>38286105>>38286115>>38286133WHICH ONE IS IT
All of 4th gen is ready to do it with Kiara
>>38286155SHRIMPO WIMPO, IT'S SHARK TIME!
>>38286148This will cure the gay
>>38286155>>38286006she doesn't stream often enough for their to be a traditional greetingmaybe 'shork time'?idk
>>38286009Sheep rap always goes hard.
>>38286168
>>38286008how good are you at air hockey?
>>38286006I will shout that my goomber is on the telly and then cum, I hope that is sufficient
>>38285767based and amen
>>38285181Fake breasts. Her model is barely bigger than Towa
I can't click #4 help
>>38285983
Someone tell Kiara you can set raids to whitelist only
>>38286006Should I say be saying it's fifa time?
>>38286198I'm also ready to do it with Kiara
>>38286234no
She would have gotten everyone by now if it wasn't for the break iirc
>>38286209
>>38286168the first vtuber to become real
>>38286066true but i also almost hate every prechat waiting room. holos that close it are based
>>38286154i really like the timing of that "i'm gonna heal them" moment
>Kiara >IRyS>GuraUNITY
>>38286241make me
>>38286025You're welcome!
>>38286247s-soul
>>38286234give mori a minute to get the horny under control
>>38286241Jenma probably set it to anyone due to Youtube Music Weekend, and Kiara didn't release
>>38286267AWAY
biggg face
>>38286212I can save her.
>>38286267I mean technically the Archies would have been the first Vtubers.
>>38286194I said Towa and you doubt me?
>>38285767>>38286019>>38286103>>38286229The empty void you shout your prayers into fails you. Embrace the gods of the new world. The idols are waiting.
>>38286226you gotta start labeling these with sven somewhere or I'm going to miss them
I love your wife teammates!
>>38286234Blame Kiara, the kisses made Mori horny
>>38286241Until it becomes a problem I doubt she cares who raids her
Messi >>>> RonaldoGet fucked you brazilians
>>38286247HOLY SOVL
>>38286212I can save them
>>38286201Damn you are pretty good
>>38286226big...
CONTROVERSIAL TAKEWii sports and FIFA are both boring as fuck.
Waiting for Alice Ch. hololive-EN
>>38286335It should've been me...
>>38286217rip
>>38286241Wheres the fun in that?
>>38286168What stream was this?
>>38286267AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38286385CONTROVERSIAL TAKERisu has brown nipples
>>38286212saviorfags gonna eat good tonight
>>38286212Delete this
>>38286241she's using it as a hookup service
>>38286267would fuck
>>38286393oh man I love CSGO haha
>>38286335How is Mori being a coomer is Kiara's fault?
>>38286337i hope my oshi sykunno or ludwig raid her
>>38286330Wrong pic
I can't remember the last time I had a Kiara and IRyS stream on at the same time
>>38286400
Why doesn't she get enough sleep
>>38286385The fun of Wii Sports is watching your oshi be super bad at it and then get exhausted from light exercise. The "fun" of FIFA is turning the thread into /sp/ for a few hours.
>>38286411HER NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS
hagchou....
Are there any EN members that are athletic?
>>38286384Damn, the AI barely could do IRyS before.
>>38286431Who do you think she's cooming to?
>>38286465Bae
>>38286217coolio
I miss Ina
>>38286008Reine sing Mr Brightside next karaoke
>>38286484me
>>38286168Remember when YouTube was like “don’t worry, people can only raid you if you whitelist them or are subscribed to them”? They decided to give you the option to let everyone in just like Twitch, and made it the default, so holos will get raided by randoms until the holo changes the settings
>>38286451during NA hours probably never
>>38286051>>38286105>>38286115>>38286133This somehow feels incredibly appropriate for yonkisei and their fanbases.
>>38285983Pretend I JWU or something because I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.What the fuck are you talking about?
>>38286241But she loves it when cute girls fawn over her.
"i want to be as weak as possible"
kiwawa cute
>>38286465Bae (maybe)
Nene is SEXY
>>38286474That’s why you have to train AIs, otherwise it can’t.
IRYS' HIPS UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH H
>>38286411Choco nipples
>>38286465one of the EN3s will be a /fit/ /k/ survivalist and she will do weekly innawoods streams
I hate FIFA because it's the only game people around me seem to have no matter what console they got. But Gura is cute and funny so I can expect to be entertained.
Mori must be doing something right with Kiara recently
>>38286423thats hot
>>38285771Just watched her Chtulu stream, why do you fags like her. She is too shy and has nothing to say, damn like I can hear her voice trembling
>>38286546no she isn't
>>38286494I'll bring her back.
>>38286465towa
>>38286494I miss Ina too...
>>38286527Someone from Gen 4 is next on holotalk in 2 weeks sleepytako
Mori answers to Kiara
>>38286212I WILL SAVE THEM ALL
I sometimes see takos tweet out that they can't wait for certain days of the advent calendar because of the symbols on the boxes.I feel bad for them.
>>38286582holy shit a newfag I thought your kind was extinct
>>38286527Anon... another gen 4... they're...
>>38286615thanks friend
>>38286546this isn't sexyhttps://youtu.be/h7yry_3vIkc?t=1175
>you guys are not real people right?
>>38286633all do
Coco on HoloTalk
>that phasmo collabwhen did mumei become such a class clown
SMOOTHIE EMOTE LOVE
Why does Kiara talk like she and Mori are a divorced couple getting back together?
>golf is hardMaybe Brian can teach her
>>38286681lol the shrimps have pubes in bis mouth
susan dot dot dot
>plays golf>"wow this feels like golf!"is irys kinda.... you know?
Nene!
Where is the video, Mori? You are ruining my Christmas.
>>38286645there are two or three different official tweets saying icons aren't represenitive , their problem
Kiara doesn't mind it being late because she knows Mori is going to be super apologetic to her for awhile now and she loves that.
>>38286700She's always like that once she's comfortable with her collab partners
>>38286721Yeah mine
>>38286451They do overlap once in a blood moon during Japanese prime time, but this is the first time they overlap during NA hours.
>>38286747It's recommended to gag her during sex.
>>38286711would she be wrong?
>>38286747>weakest girl>dumbest girl>cutest girlCoincidence? I think not.
>>38286494Me three...
>>38286765Mori and technology is the most conflicted ship in Holoshe honestly is like Rushia
>>38286747Chumbie, you oshi could not follow a walkthrough for a Sonic puzzle
>Ame is willing to ditch her own plans to help Kiara with anything>Mori answers every single Kiara callI swear Kiara has some power over women
>>38286753ねね
>>38286782the true lex luthor....
>training arc>playing golfIRyS....
>>38286747You have any idea how many games AREN’T like golf? You’re more likely to find a game that isn’t like golf than a game that is
>>38286645Most takos are retarded redditorst. ako
>>38286782She probably did it on purpose because she feels comfortable in her apologetic role too
Kiwawa loves me!
>>38286821>posts picture of gura>chumbieWE JUST WENT OVER THIS LAST THREAD
>>38286821gura is just a child tho
>>38286782Yeah, Kiara is looking forward to Mori rimming her asshole real in the coming weeks.
>>38286329
>>38286827Myth are just good girls
>>38286827yeah, it's called being cute and having a great ass
>>38286753ecchi!
>>38286820is that really the comparison you want to make anon
>>38286821That moment will live rent free in my head forever.Gura literally looked up a walkthrough and STILL fucked up the puzzle. How?!
>>38286827Kiara is the glue
>>38286807Yes? They never got married in the first place?
>>38286873You can't do shit to me Tako
>>38286912sonic is hard
>>38286930Get in the Risu outfit.
>>38286329ok
POST IT
>>38286820Mori took from PLA to now to manage to put an SD card in her Switch
>>38286827She's a cutie with an ass, it makes sense
I want a million spider wawas
>>38286930Go back to Vancouver demko
IRyS, you're not getting a birdie on a par 3 from the fairway.
IRyStochuds, who is Randy Johnson? Oh no no no!
kiara is actually thousands of tiny spiders in a woman suit
>>38286849How many of those non-golflike games involve golfing?
>>38287003>he doesnt believe
Kiara?
Clipfaggot mention!
>ID and EN at Holofes>included in the Holo*27 thing>possible idol outfits for ID1 and Myth>3D for ID2, IRyS and Council>ID3 get absolutely nothing even though the homos that debuted in the same week already got full 3D debuts and new outfits
Fringe...
>>38286903I mean, there's a decently high chance still she'll turn a random menhera attack into termination too, I don't fool myself
clipchamas...
If Kiara was just 1 billion spiders, I'd love her all the same
Cringerys...
>>38286465Bae loves basketball and she used to be able to do freezesIna used to be athletic at some point in her life
My oshi is dumber than yours chumbuds
This stream makes me want another GuraShion collab... but both of them in 3D...
FUCK CLIPFAGS
Do you know booba?
>>38287020Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge does
>>38286930>You can't do shit to me Takooh? cant i?
clips are bad
AimRyS...
im pretty sure theres no way that kiara could be made of 1 billion spiders
Irys default outfit is just overdesigned idol outfit
>>38286657>no argument
IRyS...
>>38287095>he doesn't know
>>38287013
IRyS should watch Happy Gilmore.
>>38287077unchi = world happy word
God, I hate my split.
>>38287073That's fighting words
Anyone have the tweet ?
AME MENTION
teamates are suffering...
SWIMRYS INCOMING
why is Gura playing footie?
>>38287109I'm going to miss the ballerina look the other had, but I'm glad the fairy feel is still there.
>>38287081You already know why I'm here
Ame doko...
>>38287077POOP POOP PISS POOP POOP POOP LOL
irys is a schizo
teamates suffered more
>>38287073But she's not dumber than mine
YOU COULD TAKE A SHORTCUT YOU COULD TAKE A SHORTCUT YOU COULD TAKE A SHORTCUT
>>38287133Where’s the advent calendar video?
Only one CUTE update today...You don't know how much I suffer...
[Ame News] Ame is ogey.
Kiara knows you are suffering, teamates!
>>38287178shion is so cute
ameeeeeeeeee
KNEEL
>>38287073fuck you
>>38287178no one mentioned charlie?
>>38287144I'll see you at the parking lot when the streams are over.
TIGRYS
>>38287169Trying to draw in Kobo or Kaela probably. Both like the kick the fookin ball game.
>>38287194careful KFP, not sure you can win this one
>>38287218Shut the fuck up
>>38287173You fell for my ploy to post it.
>>38287169She loves to kick balls.
>>38286330Silence, heretic
Kiara is right, teamates suffer more just like Ame
what a fucking swing for a newbie at the game
Nobody has the potential to do the show AND keep up with it this long
>>38286168>>38286267Would
>>38287169She wants the algorithm to recommend her to people who look for football videos.
IRyS is gaming!!!!But she's gonna forget the controls and how to do that in the next 2 minutes and start like she hasn't touched the game ever in the next game
>>38287178kawaii!
MAMAMAMAMAMAMA
>>38287073i will fight you over this slight stickman
>>38287178Isn't Shion the best?
>>38287178Yeah, exactly. Kusogaki kino
When is IRyS going to make the horny noises? Golf isn't very erotic.
>>38287218>takos congregating in sadness on Vaan Ch.'s channel
>>38287236I admit I doubted but she has a way of pulling it off sasuga my wife.
>>38287326This isn't a cardio game. You fell for her trap.
>>38287276Begone heretic. There's only one true pope.
Kiara's nervous piss...
>billy ard
Is there a reason why we didn't get any Everybody's Golf collabs?
>>38287295Sadako looking a little chunky
I wonder how accurate the motion controls are for this version of Golf, it looks fun
Only Kiara (A teamate) can understand my pain...
KIARA LEAKS PISS WHEN NERVOUS
imagine her nervous piss...
yeah I get the shits before presenting too
Who is this Bill Yards and why do they like hitting their balls?
>ywn be the toilet before Kiara has to do Holotalk why live
>>38287362games shit innit
>>38287362I veto'ed them all.
>>38287362Nobody golfs
>>38287362sony perms hort
>>38287178
>Kiwawa always go peeing before HoloTalkyeah, in my mouth.
>Gura is playing FIFAwhy
>>38287362Hot Shots Golf is fucking Sony my guy, which they don't have permissions for.Also what the fuck they added new sports why hasn't Fauna played Switch Sports again?
isnt par the worst one you can get? its like turkey, eagle, birdie, bogey, par right?
>>38287254Kaela was abandoned by Gura though...
>>38287169capitalizing on FOMO to make up for her loss in the algo from being away for so long
Kiara's golden nectar, ripened by nerves.
>bogey better than parIRySoDumb
>>38287362Towa...
>>38287416TOPICAL
test
>you will never help drink Kiara's nervous piss before a holotalkWhy even live...
kiara...
>>38287411Reine get on the Gulfstream and go to Austria. You need to get laid
>>38287276Moomtis
>>38287416She's a spic
BTW, what was that golf game that Kaela, Botan and Kiara played that wasn't actually about golf?
>>38287416Trying to capitalize on popular trends again I suppose.
>>38287416All of the Holos who play it are probably paid to do so and sold their soul to Fifa
Kanata Holotalk will be an off-collab
>>38287416>Gura is playing FOTM.That's just Gura.
>>38287480WHAT THE GOLF?
>>38287480Shotgun Golf?
>>38287420No it goes: Strike, ball , goooooaaaaallllll, touchdown, you sunk my Jenga ship, par, THEN bogey.
>>38287480What the golf?
>>38287461furious that reine has thus far refused to fuck my oshi
>>38287416She wants more nonwhite fans.
>>38287480What, the golf?
>>38287447>>38287472>>38287495>>38287502>>38287513Does Gura even know how to play spic football?
>>38287425This is how they reunite - through their shared love of soccer. HoloCup inbound!
Irystocrats I'm sorry. I will be changing to Gura in 30mins
isn't it pretty late for kiara?
>Fifa is playing whyGura?
Why is Kiara still reading superchats? I was hoping to watch her AoE vod once I got home...
>>38287416All the numberfags trying to pin their brainrot shit onto Gura is always funny
>>38287472Dios mio
>this looks flatWhy are women like this?
>>38287448i wish i was a rustic austrian toilet in this life...it's not fair bros
>>38287551luv streamin'
>>38287509SOON
>>38287513>it's ok when JP does it
I want Gura to kick my balls
>>38287551It is but management made her stay up til past 430am her time the other night so now her schedule is kind of fucked up
>>38287490Korone is sexy?
Kanatan is the most powerful Senpai in Hololive Japan
>>38287551It's ok, she's correcting her sleep schedule as we speak
>>38287425Atlantis...all of kaelas hard work....like tears in rain
>>38287419>>38287404Are you one of those idiots who think that hololive never will get Sony permissions because they're involved in niji?
SING TOWA SING
>>38287555They always try to come up with some crackpot reason as to why the games she plays are somehow “FOTM”.
>>38287556Why bring her into this?
>cast sex
>Gura already has 1/3 of IRyS's current CCV in her waiting room. Pick me bitches will never good as the real shit
>>38287575BRAVO YAGOO
>>38287635nobody plays MC these days. who gives a shit? even the JPs have abandoned the server.
>>38287538It's not like she really needs to. You kick the ball until it goes into the net, or it goes OOB, or the opposing team takes it.
>>38287636Anon where the fuck did I imply that? Outside of special Permissions for MIko and Peko when the fuck have the girls ever played Sony game?
>>38287430Lex does it again
>>38287636Mori literally said last stream Sony perms are NEVER EVER tier
>>38287416Kaela does the testing before gura decides to play a game
>>38287635
>>38287057>implying spiders aren't cuteShame on you anon
>>38287648I wonder if the World Cup boosts Fifa's sales, it must right?
Irys is still winning guys! Not in golf, but other things.
>>38287681mori played bloodborne
Kiara's schedule is basically>JRPG/Long games stream = 3-5PM>short games = 6-7PM>Karaoke = 9PM
>>38287706Good thing Sony doesn't make games.
>>38287636I mean, they aren't.
>>38287664Yeah talking shit about other chuubas really shows the world how much of a real shit your oshi is. You show them anon
Kiara your European viewers who are still watching are suffering...
Gura will play as Argentina right?
>>38287585Naturally
irys the type of retard to do literal doujin quotes during sex like >wow it's really inside me!>my hips, they're moving on their own!
>>38287763Don't bother, cumbuds have the brain of 12 yos
Irys is kinda bratty today...
>>38287739That's fromsoft not Sony.>I-It's only on the playstationThat doesn't mean it's Sony retard
>>38287117Sorry bro just fascinated by your existence. She can draw, you know?
>>>
>>38287765Yeah but Teamates suffer more
>>38287725Depends on what kind of spiders
>>38287765nah, I'm chilllin
>>38287798Yeah, I know.
>>38287798Yes but only if you put the effort in and do the same for her.
>>38287798what a dork, who would ever bed someone like that haha
>>38287806sony funded and published it.
Kiara numberfagging again...
>>38287822Ah... Then I stand corrected...
is Gura a numberfag in secret? No one would unironically play Fifa unless you're chasing hte world cup views
>>38287839LONDON
>>38287788That guy plays left field, right?
IRyS your golf reps...
if Kiara unironically starts pandering to burgers I am leaving Hololive
>>38287830>but only if you put the effort in and do the same for her.Damn, my sister has a really nice fartbox
Is IRyS.... You know?
>>38287806Fromsoft is the developer not the publisher which is the important thing.>>38287681>when did hololive ever get permissions except for the times they did????
>>38287868No shit she's always been a fotm whore
fuck irys
>waking up to Kiara SC reading in the morning those were the days
>>38287648It’s a classic move. Anything that gets good numbers for someone you don’t like is FOTM so you can shut on her for trendhopping, and anything that gets bad numbers for that person is supposed to be a buff so you can shit on her for being a failure.
>>38287803I wish I knew how to do these, so I could clip her tits when she was moving side to side yesterday
>>38287861Literally the opposite.
>be woman>can't lead targets>can't judge flatness>can't compensate for wind>can't into spacial awareness>want to be treated equally
>>38287868>secretShe never finishes long games and picks up FOTM, it's no secret.GTA, WWE, Rust, Pokemon...there's more.
If Hololive is the WWE of Vtubing Does that make Niji the AEW or Impact?
>>38287901cute and sexy? very much so.
>>38287868>No one would unironically play Fifa unless you're chasing hte world cup views
>>38287907that's the goal
The thing is consistency, you have to actually make it a permeant timezone change to get an increase by a different timezone
Sometimes I watch my oshi stream in tears because not enough people appreciate her streams..Sorry I just want to vent this out before sleeping
>”i whiffed it”? I didn’t smell anythingActually lemao’d
>>38287892She's not going to start streaming at like 4am her time.
Kiara is right, she has little to gain if she switched to NA primetime (unless it's a collab)
>>38287907I refuse. I'm saving my virginity for my female clone.
>>38287868I can guarantee you her thought process was "haha wouldn't it be funny if I played FIFA even though I know nothing about sportsball"
>>38287892Well, the whole europe thing isn't paying off so she's trying her luck with burgers.
Kiara and IDs are literally the only holos I can watch
>other thingsbali trip?
>>38287901My wife? YES
>>38287902>when did hololive ever get permissions except for the times they did?Are you going to pretend that the rest of the girls could play and it wasn't specifically for Miko and Peko?
>>38287868She says she "never has anything to play" but that's just because she's very adhd and she has recently been reminded that football exists, so she will be consuming and playing a game related to football until she forgets that football exists
[Kiara News]She thinks no one would prioritize her over other holo girls if she streamed at NA primetime.
>>38287926go back
>>38287940>ventsus
>>38287967I made this post
what happened with mori's video?
>>38287949She's 100% right, but I bet the retards in /#/ are seething right now
>>38287979Ignoring a bunch of context
>>38287798>"Ahn... I can feel my uterus lowering... it wants your manly sperm!">"My eggs are getting gangraped by your seed!">"My ass! I'm going to get pregnant with my ass!"I need to go to the alternate dimension where IRyS is an eroge VA
>>38287979no one prioritizes her over other holo girls even when they're not live lmao
>>38287973this
I still doubt that NA viewers don't make up the majority of her viewership
>>38287940Who's your oshi
>>38287926In English please
>>38287892same
>>38287979kiara will be my priority as long as she wants to be...
>>38287967Based .gif
>>38287926Nijisanji is the Hulk Hogan era of TNA.
>IRyS grandma really likes golf and really likes IRyS>i really like golf and i really like IRySWE ARE
>>38288002She's working through her orgasm from Kiara's morning kisses while getting it done.
Wait, are people not real? What is IRyS on?
Do you think Irys' grandmother is single?
I want Kiara to prioritize her health cuz I watch vods, but she does stream at perfect times for me.Then again I use adblock and I don't give her any money, so my support really means very little
MORI WHERES THE VIDEO
>>38287926Sounds accurate
>>38287949>>38288008The only time she could gain from it is some complete dead day, but it's also like 5am for her.
KAMON IRyS, BUST OUT THE SEX
>>38287920Hey now they simply were not selected to hunt over evolutionary time (hundreds of thousands of years) vs dudes. They also are better at some things than we are such as differentiating shades of colors and usually have a better sense of smell - probably good for picking plants/berries etc, the hunter/gatherer thing is not a meme.
>>38287955That's the front she'll present as Gawr Gura but behind the scenes she's calculating the best game to stream to capture numbers by looking at the current internet trends
>>38287868>secretanother way to say it is she's got a nose for quick memes and content
>>38288002audio hort
So IRyS dolls herself up before streaming. Are you always looking your best when watching her, Irystocrats?
ANYA!?
>>38287979silly Kiara, she doesn't realize there wouldn't be other holo girls streaming at NA primetime anyway because these days nobody else in EN ever fucking streams
Golf clubs can't kill people
>>38288020>"My ass! I'm going to get pregnant with my ass pussy!"Ftfy
>>38288020That’s just Nightfawn.
>>38288073lol poorfag
EMSchama...
>>38287940What a faggot
ENTERBRIAN
>>38288097Bro she's dumb as a bag of fucking rocks, seriously.If she really cared about numbers she'd stream more.
>>38288029If Hololive is Manchester UnitedDoes that make Nijisanji Liverpool or Arsenal
>>38288109yeah, i put on boxers and socks
>>38288075she's a devil worshiper, please undastand
>>38288097>it's ok when JP does it
It's a lose lose, there's too much overlap hell to have her stream in NA primetime with the others
at that point I'd just assume they swiped it.
>>38288109I always put my best cap on.
>>38288023That's not how priority works...
>>38288075>>38288064
Jesus, why does delivery take this long? Is it even worth it to wait for merch for two years to arrive?
Brian stop streamsniping!
>>38288097what calculations did she use when deciding to do a month long I AM FISH playthrough?
>>38288124wtf hotline miami lied to me...
>>38288002Tried to eat it
>>38288191I mean its not like you can cancel your order
>>38288123Yea she just has to dodge the odd day that gura decides to stream and she'll still have the slot to herself
>>38288109I'm wearing clean underwear today and cleaned up most of the energy drink cans on my desk.
Peko - MessiKorone - BenzemaAme - NeymarIna - MaradonaGura - RonaldoMori - LewandowskiKiara - MbappeKronii - ModricFauna - KaneMumei - PulisicBaelz - Son
what a silly cat
>>38288223Cover are jews
>anya
ANYA!
Get it in Anya!
>>38288064Dumb bitch should have made those moans a part of the video, 'tis the season and all..
>Get it in!ANYARYS BROS
waking up to a call from wawa and she's using her cutest voice and blowing kisses
I guess Kiara doesn't want me to watch IRyS today!
>>38287965Where the fuck are you getting that from, retard-kun?My point is pretty simple, they already got permissions so still thinking Sony is a NEVER EVER is kinda stupid.Honestly, compared to other agencies it seems like hololive is the one that takes a long time to get approval
>>38287940Sorry but Mumei is already my 2view oshi
>>38288257Gesundheit
>>38288152She's half assing it, someone like bekora or miko full asses it by streaming all the time and completing their FOTM
>>38285181HiRyS! It's boobRyS!
>Brian sucks at golfNo wonder Irys doesn't like it
>>38287940What is the point of this kind of shit? I see people posting shit like>oh my god, nobody watch my oshi I feel so bad. I'm so inferior>lel my oshi mogs everyone, your oshi is fucking trash Do catalog niggers think shitposting like they are in a dragonball thread is normal and blends in?
>>38288109I watched her while in the shower
>>38288257I'm not into football so I don't understand a thing.
>>38288123it is not only holoENthere are also nijis and other corposshe has Europe all for herself and kept a constant viewership over the yearsshe is the only one of Myth who isn´t declining, even if her numbers are not as impressive as others, they are steady
>Why is Gura playing FIFA?Part of the Kusogaki exchange program.
I don't think shes getting the video before she ends the stream
die joe boo...
the only time NA primetime would've benefited Kiara was during the Rust arc
>>38288153>Manchester UnitedPlease no. Nijisanji being Liverpool is completely valid though.
>>38288204I want to know what formula she was using when she decided to not play NSO like everyone else did? Seems like something a huge numberfag would've done.
>aims for the trees>why is it in the trees?
>>38288123there's opportunities there, but it's not everyday and she'd have to be used to streaming that much later in general to make use of it.
>>38287955>"haha wouldn't it be funny if I played FIFA even though I know nothing about sportsball"same logic behind wwe, she didnt really know anything about wrestling beyond "big guy smash into other big guy" and got kind of flustered when she realized there was a lot going on and brought in fauna to help bring her anxiety down and fill dead airfootball is a lot simpler so i it should be fine
>>38288352all you got to know is I paired ina with maradona because they both are no longer in this world
>>38288204>character theme related>no one else has played it>quirky fun color filled and high action game perfect for her add audience
why is kiara speaking Spanish
>>38288342AAAAIIIIEEEEE TAKAMORICHADS I KNEEL PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE ILL EVEN LET YOU KISS MY OSHI
>>38288257>Mori>Lewandowski
>>38288327yeah, and those girls are burning themselves out. enjoy your last year with pekora, btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV40E3uPSRE
>>38288257YOU JUST GOT KANEDI SAID JUST GOT KANEDYOU JUST GOT KANEDI SAID JUST GOT KANEDUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU
>>38288454It fits
>>38288153Nijisanji is more like Leeds
kiara kakkoi
>>38288425isn't that because she saw how well migo's streams were doing?
>>38288443ES1 inbound baby
>>38287798>Implying she can talk during the sex.She will turn limp due to exhaustion.
Where's the advent video, Kiara?
>>38287940
I'm proud of my oshi!
>>38288509the saviors of Hololive
SO CLOSE
>>38286230To be expected of IRyS mother!
Kiara keeps lightly throwing everyone else in EN under the bus for not producing original content
Anya sucks at golf.
>>38288517ask Mori
fucking scammed that was right on
I like the noise IRyS makes whenever she misses the hole.
>>38287940i struggle with wanting my oshi to remain less popular, but i also want her to be really successfulher fanbase is very loyal and supportive though
>>38288439Sounds like a lame punchline
>>38288401she did though
Why don't holos do world cup watchalongs? I want to see IRyS and Watame reacting to Japan scoring some fucking goals.
>>38288451What?
Just got out of Church.Happy second Sunday of Advent anons.Has IRyS been cute today?
KIARA CONFIRMED STAYING FOR MINIMUM ANOTHER YEAR!
for the studio Holotalk the guest needs to have a mental breakdown and then security chases them around the studio
>>38288597No, she didn't.
>>38288563Anya seems to have no skills to speak of at all besides speaking Japanese extremely well.
Oh somehow I don't think they'll be able to reserve the studio for the 3rd Myth anniversary
>>38288378Sad that USA lost. She will live vicariously through the game.
>>38288551spics will bring in that novella-tier drama, anon
>Gura FIFAI know ame plays it because it's even on her goddamn switch. why is she denying her spic genes from playing fifa on stream?
>>38288568she's still masturbating to kiara's kisses
>>38288558I wonder how she'll feel about that after Gura's Japan trip.
>>38288678downside?
>>38288654she's skilled at thinking about how turtles are cute and baby
>>38288621Live tweets is all you'll get.
>>38288639brah it's fucking saturday night still
>>38288639Yes
IRYS SAYS GO STRAIGHT
>>38288641>Just one yearthe EN branch is getting axed, isn't it?
>cast sleep on Kiara
>>38288558Thats just you. She said she's proud that KFP is proud of Holotalk.
>>38288704And stuffs, don’t forget about stuffs.
oh no yuribros...
>>38288690Amelia wants to be white
>>38288621You need to pay a license to FIFA if you want to do some commentary even if you don't show the match on stream.
Holotalk Firing Range Edition
>>38288678As a spic, I resent that.
>>38288704That's because she is cute and baby herself.
>>38288712Then I better see you at Church tomorrow bozo
>>38288696my boi armando will die
>>38288641she will stay until the branch closes down or cover going bancruptshe will never leavethis is her dreamjob
>>38288735probably. their views are in the toilet and their budget would be better spent on HoloX
Post holos with Burger King crowns
>>38288558Mori makes more than x10 original content she dreams of
>>38288665Sorry bro, JP7 has a rock paper scissors tournament scheduled for that day
>>38288008I looked and they’re agreeing with her.
>>38288735MINIMUM one more year
>>38288740Your spell backfired.
>>38288401Gura's game choices are essentially just "What have I heard of recently?"I am looking forward to her next Mario Kart arc
>>38288726Who am I to arguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_8rqx7KWeo
>>38288641My Ame told me that we would watch the next Madoka Magica movie together, sadly she's not with us anymore... appreciate what you have while you can, people come and go all the time and you have to show how much you love them when they are with you
>>38288690Ame is an anti-numberfag. She's scared that the game will bring her numbers so she refuses to play it.
Kiara needs to do a Holotalk: Hot Ones edition
isn't irys pretty good at golf? I bet she'd crush fauna
>>38288789Nta but I can't go to church... it hurts too much...
>>38288823>I lookedgo back and stay there
>>38288558based, the rest of those chucklefucks need a harsh slave driving mistress to keep them in line and remind them of their purpose. When Kiara did her whole 'we need to improve ourselves' spiel in that anniversary collab and the rest of them just awkwardly shuffled about and made excuses, that shit was funny as fuck.
>>38287215>>38288517So, whose video was that supposed to be? Who could be late to record it?http://poal.me/nragx1http://poal.me/nragx1http://poal.me/nragx1
>>38288770Really? that pink girl from nijisanji did a watchalong for brazil and it went fine
>>38288558That's just your childhood trauma from your mom telling you how much better every other child was cropping back upShe was right, by the way
>>38288735minimum, not maximumit means "at least"so the gen isn´t getting axed anytime soon
hello i click on "4" but no worky i want new video please answer sirs
Who invented golf? Who thought it was a good sport?
>>38288690Her brothers play it.
>>38288726please fuck off to /HiRyS/
>>38288898just scroll the fuck up jesus christ
>>38288903It was better back then
https://files.catbox.moe/8ezays.mp4Moom post
>>38288947Mori shat the bed
>>38288690ame has it on her switch because of brother watson you doofus
>>38288947Refresh my dude
>>38288558
>>38288947calliope mori is still orgasming, give her some time
>>38288947It's Mori's fault. Send an e-mail complaint to Cover.
>>38288967Scotland
>>38288641>>38288735>>38288831>>38288911>implying cover is going to survive after blowing all their money on holoearth
>>38288967The Hobbits
>>38288947because Miko played replicant
>>38288979
>>38288976Suck my nuts troon
>>38288947Mori messed up her video with no sound so she had to do it again, so it is delayed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57sBd29Zdk0&t=121sMinato Aqua has a creepy laugh
>>38289039HoloEarth will be the next Genshin
>>38288947Mori is still cumming
THE 25TH ADVENT WILL BE A GIANT ORGY
>>38288997No sane man plays Fifa on the switch
Chicken Salad is real...
DAMN SHE'S GOOD
>>38288983Why is she making all that noise?
>>38288998website say automatic>>38288993>>38289020>>38289030>>38289069>>38289056no i want movie not mori or miko, movie
christmas hymn for the finale confirmed
SUNFLOWER BROS
uhhh i think fauna likes kiara or something
>>38288838Wtf!? Why does all my spells give people big tits!?
>>38288898??? Kiara just fucking called mori on stream and mori tweeted. The fuck is wrong with you
More chicken salad ikz
>>38289037Lazy white men
>>38289097well..
>>38288882Anon Church is where you should be if you're hurting.
COCK MEASURING STREAM
They're going to resurrect Ina on the 25th...
IRyS WINNING!
i love her so much its not even funny
Sunflower bros still rising
>>38288558I genuinely don't know how you got that from what she said, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised anymore.
>>38289133the builders of the modern world
>>38289110>SNOT becomes KNOT
Will Gura be speaking English?
wtf They're going to have a sex story?
>>38289150I thought that was Easter?????
>Fauna offering help to Kiarawhy the actual FUCK has Fauna been so gay for Kiara lately out of nowhere? It used to be that people would shitpost about them hating each other but now all of a sudden they seem really close. Saplings, explain.
>an actual child
>>38289106>(unless we(mori)'re late)
CHICKEN SALAD BROS? HOW ARE WE FEELING!
Hold on. Why would they record the advent calendar thing on the day it needs to be finished? Why not record it days earlier.
Irys do be learning fast though. That's her one talent.
>>38289106>>38288983jerk with me, anon
>>38289183
>>38289183>overused grooming joke here
>>38289183Fauna has been nice with everyone she just needs to be approached first.
>>38289158Haha
I'm not watching Kiara what is everyone sperging about with Fauna
>>38289183>all of a sudden
>>38289198Last minute thing kiara said multiple times Jesus christ. Fucking not even thread reading
Good god, can Kiara end already?iRyS deserves better threads than this KFP vs. Egg thing.
>luv goob>h8 FIFAwhat the fuck do I do?
>>38289183She watched Kiara dance for hours.
>>38289183Mamatori is a nice mom but Kiara really needed that womanly mother figure in her life
kiara is going to leak...
>>38287798IRyS would be the kind of girl to tell you to slow down and stop making her cum so much, ask for it in doggy style so you can really beat the shit out of her cervix for maximum pain and pleasure, and then collapse on your bed for 30 minutes unconscious after she orgasms too much and is basically knocked out
>>38289081ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズ!ルイズぅぅうううわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん!!! あぁああああ…ああ…あっあっー!あぁああああああ!!!ルイズルイズルイズぅううぁわぁああああ!!! あぁクンカクンカ!クンカクンカ!スーハースーハー!スーハースーハー!いい匂いだなぁ…くんくん んはぁっ!ルイズ・フランソワーズたんの桃色ブロンドの髪をクンカクンカしたいお!クンカクンカ!あぁあ!! 間違えた!モフモフしたいお!モフモフ!モフモフ!髪髪モフモフ!カリカリモフモフ…きゅんきゅんきゅい!! 小説11巻のルイズたんかわいかったよぅ!!あぁぁああ…あああ…あっあぁああああ!!ふぁぁあああんんっ!! アニメ2期決まって良かったねルイズたん!あぁあああああ!かわいい!ルイズたん!かわいい!あっああぁああ! コミック2巻も発売されて嬉し…いやぁああああああ!!!にゃああああああああん!!ぎゃあああああああああああああああ!!!コミックなんて現実じゃない!!!!あ…小説もアニメもよく考えたら… ル イ ズ ち ゃ ん は 現実 じ ゃ な い?にゃあああああああああああああん!!うぁああああああああああ!! そんなぁああああああ!!いやぁぁぁあああああああああ!!はぁああああああん!!ハルケギニアぁああああ!! この!ちきしょー!やめてやる!!現実なんかやめ…て…え!?見…てる?表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てる? 表紙絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!ルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!挿絵のルイズちゃんが僕を見てるぞ!! アニメのルイズちゃんが僕に話しかけてるぞ!!!よかった…世の中まだまだ捨てたモンじゃないんだねっ! いやっほぉおおおおおおお!!!僕にはルイズちゃんがいる!!やったよケティ!!ひとりでできるもん!!! あ、コミックのルイズちゃああああああああああああああん!!いやぁあああああああああああああああ!!!! あっあんああっああんあアン様ぁあ!!セ、セイバー!!シャナぁああああああ!!!ヴィルヘルミナぁあああ!! ううっうぅうう!!俺の想いよルイズへ届け!!ハルケギニアのルイズへ届け!
>>38289198>HoloEN doing things that ahead of timewhat timeline do you come from
>>38289259embarassing
>>38289143I mean physically painfulI can't hold my head up for long without extreme pain/headaches
>>38289259The egg is here? Too busy looking at Wawa's tits and hearing her be cute
>>38289169While Ina and Ame are away, Mori and Fauna will play
>>38289279big if true
>>38289259Be careful what you wish for, goob is starting soon
>>38289183Kiara is EN's girliest damsel-in-distress and a nice ass.
>>38289261watch goob
>>38289257didn't Kiara tell everyone to stop doing things last minute only to come up with a last minute idea and thrust it on everyone else?
>>38289259Anon?
>>38289259no she doesn'tIRyS is literally only good for shitposting
>>38289183It seems the more people shitpost about which Holo hates Kiara, they become infatuated with her right after. Remember Mori? IRyS? Now it's Fauna's turn.
KFP, stop giving (You)s to easy baits, hoyl fuck. How si this so hard for you fags?
>>38289304Oh...How the fuck do you function in life?
Pick up the fucking pace Mori
>>38289278いい話だった。。。
>>38289257>Last minute thing.Last I checked they've now had 3-6 days to record while Kiara handled the website stuff.
>Kiara watching Jokerdoes she actually understand what shes getting into
We cool?
>>38289259>[deleted]roru
>>38289359Theres a difference between thinking of something last minute and doing something last minute.
>>38289081My daughter is so cute.
>>38289381My pet and my onahole.
Theres a Belle besides the anime one?
Gura should pick Brazil
>Just get it in the holeThanks, iRyS
>>38289377I don't. That's why I'm here.
>>38289183I think Kiara releases pheromones that make women incredibly whipped for her.
Isn't the PC version of FIFA always kinda shit?I also heard that FIFA23 especially is bad
>"No I don't want to watch Terminator, I want to watch a FUN movie">"Let's watch Joker instead!"
>is Joker on Disneyyour companyreps....
>>38289259EVERYONEPOINT AND LAUGH
>>38289383It's based on a true story.
>>38289459FIFA makes PES look like a fun game
What joker does kiara mean, it's not the society one is it?
>>38289183If you watch streams you know they've been doing a lot of stuff together, mostly off stream bonding
>>38289183They're more similar than different in several key approaches to streaming and in how they see/participate in Holo; it's more surprising that it took this long.
Oh, is Egguardo hour starting?
>>38289397im sure she'll learn>she's actually inistant on it for the MEMEoh my god LOL
>Kiara doing a Joker watchalong for the christmas movie watchalongKino>"I think I wanna watch Joker more"based based based
>>38289359I mean, Fauna still managed to get her video done days in advance.
SHRIMPO WIMPO, IT'S SHARK TIME!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOo
Kiara is gonna get filtered so hard
>nigger of nippon trying since 1 hour to redo a 3min clipwhy is she so fucking slow?
>>38289371Why is Mori thrusting at Kiara like that?
>wawa will watch the Jokerwill she get it? will she like /our guy/?
>>38289097>manpretty sure the one sharing her switch is still a boy
we live ina society
>>38289480t. konami brand representative
we /sp/ now, boys
>>38289516please stop making fun of them
>>38289520shut up, schizo
[Kiara news]Joker tomorrow for members
>>38289524She gave her morning kisses. Who wouldn't?
>>38289526Probably not
Kiara will FINALLY understand the Polka memes.
irys...
>Kiara Joker watchalongWe live in a fucking society
You are welcome KFP, my oshi gave you more Kiara time.
Kiara probably thinks they actually say the society line
Joker watch a long at GMT+1 tmrw with wawa
>KFP during iRyS and Gura hoursugh
>>38289183Fauna is unironically too nice for her own good. She wants to be friends with everyone, loves everything and cares about anything that enters her field of view. Now that she's spoken to Kiara a bit, her friendship senses are tingling and she has to love Kiara, her softgirl programming demands it.
>>38289575KFP stay winning
>>38289406ICE COLD
>>38289520shes very horny rn
THE COUNTERSIDE MYTH COLLAB COMES OUT ON THE 8TH
>Dear CEOs, >CounterSide x holoMyth Collaboration will begin after the maintenance on the 8th of December 2022!>>Prepare for a mythical journey ahead!
>>38289593What did she do?
I love her sounds
>>38289520If it was a birthday message to a non-Holo she'd be right on it.
>>38289595Kek probably, though she did watch Seinfeld.
>9AM est Joker watchalongwawa please...
kill yourselves batman faggots
JOKER KINO TIME
>>38289611*cums on you*
Hey Teamates i found Ame
>>38289575alright, time to member her for a monthshe finally got me
Well time to leave irys behind, it's time to watch gooba, the superior entertainer
SPAMBARA TIME
>>38289259embarrassing
>spambaratoo bad fauna isnt here
Kiara is going to wet herself...
>>38289520all the taxis are too busy, no where to record video
>>38289646bruh
There's some minecraft youtuber that keep spamming Gura's chat but I don't wanna block them in case they write some real entertaining dumb shit
what dumbass said that
>>38289692not now, KFP
the back of my head hurts and the front of my head hurts and my ears are ringingshark time
https://twitter.com/CounterSideGBL/status/1599206858606006272https://twitter.com/CounterSideGBL/status/1599206858606006272https://twitter.com/CounterSideGBL/status/1599206858606006272
Fuck I can't watch at that hour and I don't want to join a watchalong midway, but I'll gladly enjoy the vod
>>38289655She's stalling so Mori get get her the calendar video. The audio was fucked apparently on the first one.
>>38289406The coolest
>>38289595He technically did though.
she's gonna leak all over her chair...
Kiara's omorashi fetish
>>38289646Who the fuck is that?Some kid's channel?
>>38289646based desu
Are you a releasechad or timelinefag.
>>38289593Yeah but you didn't do anything
>>38289722>reading the chat
society
>>38289646What the fuck is this autism
How will Kiara react to that scene
>Kirito invented dual wielding.Kids.... everyone knows Roxas did.
Batman 2022 fucking sucks desu
>>38289643my nigga JAZZ JACK keeps on winning with his art being used for official collaborations and merch
Will Gura call it football or soccer
>>38289593Based Mori!
>>38289615Kiara is a needy girl that will be all over you if you treat her with basic human compassion, they're either made for each other or it's gonna end in a schizo codependent relationship
IT'S 8:03PMGIVE ME MY GURA
>>38289719when Kiara called her she was at home, no?since she did that call over discord
>>38289646I don't understand what I'm looking at
You don't have to edit the Advent thing live on stream Kiara lol
>>38289745Oh, that.
>Kiara says you should watch Monogatari in the order it was released now how it chronologically is in the in-story timelinefucking based, if Kiara was a fatefag she'd totally be the type to tell people to play the visual novel and get mad at 'Fate/Zero first' fags
>>38289646>a Minecraft animation channelThis is autism alright.
>>38289783You're very perceptive
>>38289650thats hot
>>38289769>>38289784https://www.youtube.com/@MineCZYT kids algorithm abuser
Hmmm…. Do I detect the smell of rotting eggs in this thread?!
>>38289794Lloyd Irving...
It literally says on the screen how to play IRyS what are you doing?
CAM ON GURASTORT THE STREM
>>38289807fuck you it was lowkey the vibe
GURA IS DEAD
ah time to go to bed with ipadRyS. See you tomorrow guys
>campaign thingies
>>38289794Dual wielding was never used IRL
>>38289850thakns
>>38289823Fauna will become Kiara's human cat
>>38289595He technically does
>>38289807sex
>>38289737Fifa does that to a person
>>38289740Finally lets go!
>>38289737yeah I get headaches a lot too, it's pretty bad.but at least there's shark time
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY
SHARK TIME
MY SHARKWIFE IS LIVE!
ITS GOOBA
SHORK IS LIVE
>>38289646I remember seeing that name pop up in Kiara's chat during the Fauna collab
STFU MY DAUGHTERWIFE IS LIVE
SHUT THE FUCK MY SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY
>>38289807I like it because its portrayal of batman as emo is really funny
>>38289183Faufau is a good girl
>>38289826You don't know that for sure
MY GOOB
IT'S GOOMBING TIME
>>38289854This is the kind of shit I catch my autistic nephew watching on the Ipad, freaky as fuck.
>>38289856Dude chops both his arms off in every victory animation.
I love Kiara unconditionally!
goomba
SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS GOOB TIME
Why do Chumbuds hate Irys and Kiara so much again?
SHRIMPO WIMPO, IT'S SHARK TIME!
>>38289854wtf
Gooba was watching Kiara.
>>38289886おやすみなさいRys
>>38289886sleep well anon
IRyS your reps...
t-this doesn't sound like fifa..
RATE THE STREAMbre she's pissing in my mouth right now
Kiara is surprisingly interested in improving at AOE II. Hopefully it also means that an ID collab is gonna happen.
FIFA is not for girls
RATE THE STREAM
MY GOOB IS ON THE TELLY!
>>38289807It was a fucking great, eat shit rrata allada
>Gura starts>Kiara instantly endsKiara is secretly a chumbud
>>38289809fútbol
Rate the Kiwawa!
Shark Time!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOo
>>38289998VROOM VROOM/10
>>38289926>>38289946>>38289947>>38289965>>38289967>>38289980>>38290019stop being rude
>>38290010>>38289998kiara cute, cars cute/10
>>38290026She just knows her place is all.
>>38289890Miyamoto Musashi...
>>38290043nice
>>38289994Correct. We're watching PES today.
>>38290026It's the other way around
2 swords is actually never better than 1.
GOOD GAME, NINTENDO
>>38290059SHUT UUUUP
>>38290026She's just a soccer fan.
I want a snotty blowjob from Irys...
Kiara is running to her bathroom RIGHT NOW
Alright, time for actual EN primetime.Gura's BG actually jives well with iRyS's stream
>>38289794It was actually Tom cruise
Haato!
>>38289809Soh-kerre
>>38289854lmao this dude's daughter is using his youtube account
>>38290010>>38289998cheat code kino/10
>>38289857FUCK OF GOOPER I HATE YOU
>>38289843For 99% of media production order is better than chronological orderYakuza is one of the very few exceptions and even then starting from the PS2 games is equally valid to starting with 0 and going straight into Kiwami/K2
>>38290008Sports games are for niggers
>>38290059SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP
>>38289242Fauna is helping Kiara with the final video for the advent calendar.
>>38290026I thought this was obvious
>>38290096>shank a nigga twice>shank to niggas at once
>>38289998I loved how frustrated she was getting, but then the cheats code made her so much happy/10
>>38290096What if i want to RP as a helicopter?
Fellas I do believe I'm gonna chum
>>38290118I'm that bathroom btw
QUICK! TELL ME HOW MANY VIEWERS IRYS LOST?I WANNA LAUGH AT THE STUPID BITCH!
>can't use female player model in the story modekek
>>38289998>>38290010MUSCLE CAR/10Liked seeing her learn and struggle through the campaign then just have fun with those cheat codes
>>38289998i love her so much holy shit. props to the kfp who told her about muscle cars.
>male>femaleYAB
Gura is getting married today....
why is gura playing a soccer game now? I've already stopped pretending to care about soccer
>female player can't have a career
>>38289998alpaca/10
IRyS your wifi...
ah as i expected, 1 hour of player creation, 30 minutes of game and done
1 hour in character creation
>no career mode for womenbased
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1599208646579089410https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1599208646579089410https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1599208646579089410
The shork beatbox
>>38289998>>38290010Fucking cute and fucking kino/10 loved it especially when she busted out the car squad and went to town on the enemy armies
>Player careerThis is going to be shit
https://files.catbox.moe/3au1em.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/3au1em.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/3au1em.webm
>irys stream>gura stream>mumei stream
>>38290096>2 swords is actually never better than 1.Wrong.
>women don't have access to the career modebased based based
Poyo?
Is she autism?
>Female player is a debuffhomo chads winning...
GOOBA IS HAVING A STROKE
>>38290186
Gura isn't even speaking any actual language at this point.
>>38289998pretty fun last half at least/10
I don't understand this language Gura please talk in english.
I wonder if she Gura is even aware of what happened 10h ago
https://poal.me/c50zs3https://poal.me/c50zs3https://poal.me/c50zs3
she's just making autistic noises, is this what chumbuds call content????
gura sounds more retarded than usual today
I thought I unlearned English for a momentThanks gorb
>>38289879Speak English nigger
>>38290010More videogames should have cheat codes. Goodnight, everyone.
>tournaments>women's tournamentskek
>Gura's stream starts>Yuko's CCV goes downheh
you have a choice between boner or booba gura
Gura drunk
>>38289998how RTS is meant to be played/10
>>38290182wtf put me down
>female players don't have a Career modewtf, FIFA is misogynistic???
>>38290279>mumei streamAnon?
>The new Gura VA can't even speak right
>female and male player>not body type A&BYab
chumbuds your oshi...
What's wrong with Gura?
Is this Gura's "Aqua fallguys" moment?
Is Gura ogey?
ABABABABABABABABBABABABABABABA
Cheeky fucking succubus...
What Brazilian nickname should Gura give her player?
fuck gura
>>38289998>>3829001010000/10I WANT TO SEXUALLY BULLY JOAN DARC SO MUCH
>>38290319what happened?
>>38290096tell that to Miyamoto Musashi
>>38290317Yes.
Is the scat shark can do it, chumbie so can you
>IRyS actually took her switch off of the stream mode to work on Wifi issuesOh thank fucking God, I was unironically praying to God above that she would get given even a slight chunk of wisdom for that one thing.
>>38290319I don't even think Gura knows the US has a soccer team.
>>38290295Did Kronii ever use her swords?
>>38290337
>Female player>No "Career Mode"
Expectations: Hello chumbies, welcome to the stream, I missed you! Now before we start, I have an explanation to provide for you all, along with an apology.Reality: hgdaghf dg gfad gad baba bab abababababb hghfghgf
>>38289843Monogatari chronologically isn't just the unintended viewing experience, it's also a giant pain in the ass jumping around with every episode in the later seasons.
>Female player doesn't have a careernice one EA
Female career mode is not allowed because for some reason it's only ok for boys to be abused sexually by their coaches.
>>38290325cry more faggot
dios mio...
>jack diddly kumquats
What do you do in FIFA?
>>38290394Gwarinho
>>38290295so kakkoi
>>38290327cheats are for children
>>38290102>>38290156No, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
I haven't watched Gura in a while, but I was curious as to how she was doing. Does she have brain damage now?
>>38290419I love her
>>38290152And spics
>>38290191Only about 600.
>want commenters to be mean to me
She wants to be talked down to...
>>38290419not a single person expected that
>>38290200thank youmy best stream experience so farshe rarely notices me in chat, so being able to actually influence the whole stream and making her happy felt god damn good
>she wants to be corrected by the commentatorsbased
>Fifa 2023>male and femaleyab yab yab
I want to explain how offsides work to Gura over and over again
when I get older I will be stronger
GO GURA GO
>>38290443mine and craft
>>38290394Shrimpio Fenômeno
It's called calcio
>>38290471always have been
>>38290471>now
>>38290419i love gura so much
>>38290471now?
>>38290191Almost at 1000
WHO CARES WHAT IT'S CALLED THE PLAYERS SPEND MORE PRETENDING THEY GOT SHOT ON THE FIELD THAN THEY DO ACTUALLY PASSING
>women can't have careers
>we call it soccer
SHE SAID FOOTBALLGET FUCKED FAGG->suckera-ah?
Is this going to be another painfully awkward sim game that Gura has no clue how in-depth it is, and starts having visible signs of a panic attack?
>>38290424There isn't a single straight male alive that is molesting those fucking GARGOYLES in the Women's league.
I want Fauna to get away from my Kiara.
>kick in the ballTHIS BRAT
>>38290282Lmao
>>38290443You pretend that the other player hurt you
Yeah I broke her, sorry I guess
>>38289998>>38290010wooo woo woooo wooo wooo/10
>game where you kick a ball with your foot>soccer>game where you can do whatever the fuck you want with the ball>footballAmericans are fucking retarded.
>>38290357Moom soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cla3CcOJENk
>>38290419Heh. I love this brat.
KICK THE FUCKIN BALL ALREADY
>>38290394Gurinha
>already talking about feetGura is horny today
Is the shark ok?
>>38290419brain damage
>>38290415>>38290356They'd have to make a different campaign for that.Like introducing dating mechanicsIt would be a huge success but EA is ignoring my calls
>>38290289Yes.
>I know more about baseballBASEDMLB THE SHOW WHEN
Gura is a literal woman...
>>38289998>>38290010I only managed to catch the sc reading portion, still a 10/10 from me
george
>>38290550At least soccer players can pass, unlike you.
Can you pretend to get hit in the head and roll around on the ground for five minutes screaming in pain in this game?
>>38290569There's a really cute short haired german or French player
>>38290569people are attracted to Mori, anything's possible
>>38290498Gura is a prime candidate for an abusive relationship.
>>38290568>fifa >simNigga this is a game children buy every year like cod
>>38290443tackle tackle slide tackle tackleuh oh... you got injured
>>38290511>deleted>this one IRyStrocrat got owned for some reason
>>38290432Retard
>>38290582There was more kicking involved early in the game. Yes, even though the ball is shaped like a fucking egg.
>>38290598I think we guilt tripped her too much last stream. I'm sorry gura.
>Gura knows more about baseballuh oh...please nobody introduce her to PowerPro.
where is the estrogen?
>>38290640tot
We call it "Calcio", which literally means "kick". get on our level. You can't get braindeader than this
Chumbuds, do you like guras new VA?
>>38290629Gura is neither male nor female, she's a little talking goblin
>look at all this testosterone
>players on scren>live2d immediately starts lagging
Beef PC is already struggling
>>38290639That didnt even make sense you fucking retard
>fixes the "beefcake" PC>moving at 10fpsGura...
Gura's potato PC
gura sounds slower than usual
Iwys...
>[d>series of posts ranging from completely normal to completely psychotic on every angleI forgot "schizophrenic" really doesn't just mean "aggressively upset," but that it means "fucking nuts/unpredictable."
nice 10 fps Gura
>Why can't the women do careersLmao
Who sponsored Botan and Aqua again?
Wasn't she supposed to explain why she was gone at the start of this stream...?
TESTOSTERONE MENTIONED
>why can't the women do careersbrave feminist geroge garganzo
>>38290640
>selects the cunnyUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>why can't women do careersthis game is too based for current year
bull_burr_wnba_rant.txt
>Why can't the women do careers?
>Why can't the women do careersThat's way funnier when she says it
>>38290651>people are attracted to MoriYeah, me and I hope you fucks stay away because it's tiresome killing the competition.
Who’s ready for pc hort part 2 arc?
Not again...
ew males
>>38290419Expectations: stream delayed even more by half an hour, technical issues that last 20 minutes completely demotivating Gura, Fifafags in chat backseat the whole time, Gura never plays the game again and she is then gone and radio silent for a monthReality: holy fuck Gura is streaming and the stream is going well, I love this shork
>why cant the women do careerswhy do you THINK gura..
Gura sounds annoyed at even picking the male option
>>38290604>Woman mode>90% of the game is handling rrats, cliques and mental illnesses of the players
>>38290666still whining
>gura youre only 5TuT
>Large maleYeah me
>>38290628>MLB THE SHOWI thought the good baseball game is that JP exclusive game with the potatoes that Kanata keeps streaming.I asked /v/ once why it won't get localized but I guess there were too many americans because I got replies like>it would be too much effort to translate/localize>it won't translate wellYou know, shit NoA/treehouse uses to get out of working on anything that isn't Mario or Zelda
>>38290703YWNBAW
CAM ON SHARKY SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS
>>38290739Red bull.
gura...
JANUS
gura is already being bratty
realistically speaking the women can't do careers in Fifa because there are not enought teams contracted by the devs
>>38290775part 1 ended?
>>38290766lole
Mike Honey time
>>38290771tell us deadbeat, how does it feel to kill a chicken only for it to revive?
WHAT
MY CUNNY
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
She said it
SHE SAID IT
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MY CUNNYU WHAT
TuT
>Mike Honey?
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
GURA NO
MIKE HONEY
>Mike HoneyUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY CUNNY UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY CUNNYUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>Mike Honey MentionT o T
>Mike Honey
Goor...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
qhy is she so BRATTY today?
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Mike HoneyGURA NO
Goora...
She said it again!
Mike Honey nostalgia
>Lughed at myke honeyI love Gura so much
We now have a clip of gura saying "My Cunny"
she said it
>mike honeyShe fell for it again…
>Cunny mention
MIKE HONEEEEYYYYYY
>Mike HoneyWE FEASTIN GOOD TONIGHT
>>38290934>today
>>38290850fake they didn't get wings
>my cunny
>Mike HoneyUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
do you think anyone in hololive has ever been bowling before?
poop jokes... home
Surely she can't be allowed to get away with it a second time
GURA'S MOIST CUNNY UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
why no en played mario strikers?
>>38290876[female_basketball.webm]
>>38290964hownu
MIKE?MICHAEL HONEY?
>>38290964we already did
THE LOATHSOME poopy EATER
>What's the difference between "moving position" and "rotating position?" I don't knowIRyS is AGGRESSIVELY competing for the title of stupidest HoloEN right now
>>38290964>now
>>38290694Shh don't fucking tell them
cunny kneel i shark
>>38290997She WILL get away with it and you'll like it.
>>38290964how new
Who would win in a fight, Eaton Poopo or L69?
Soundtrack is a bop
THIS DAMN BRAT
Irys...
>>38290964newfag...
>>>>>MIKE HONEYSHE FUCKING KNOWS, WHY IS SHE PLAYING DUMB???
>>38289998>>38290010Wasn't huge on the game at first, but then the car part happen, that was the most kino I've seen in a while/10
boomgey
>>38291056Hugh Ligma
>>38290964newfag..
>>38290760Kinda based desu
>no Takeshi
>>38290964newbud...
Takanashi Kiara, the famous striker
TAKANASHI MENTION
your gura for today
Will she give more details?
>1st place George in IRyS' stream huhaha
>>38290891I make exceptions because Takamori sex is hot.
>>38291023She has some stiff competition.
thorn bros we fucking lost
>>38290876heh
of course she goes with unal lmao
>>38291079it just took her a few seconds
gura will never have fun watching 4chan cup with us
Is she making Kobo?
>>38290964he doesn't know
>>38290582It's funnier than that. Only one guy can kick the ball. And he's on the field for like 3-5 minutes out of a two hour game.
CAHM ON INGERLAND
Irystocrats throwing on purpose...
>>38291079>"Oh, Mike..." *laughs*I think you might be a little bit slow.
https://youtu.be/yVIG81Ukwnw?t=17205Bros...
>>38291079If she says >HAHA THAT'S THE CHILD PUSSY WORDit's nowhere near as entertaining and she's also not able to get away with it
MESSI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
why did i audibly laugh at her saying "eaton poopoo"
KAMON INGURLAND
>TUT TUT TUTGura...
Argentina bros….
Ame
>IRyS loves bowling>i love bowling>i also love IRyS and bowling so much that i paid a lot of money to commission a picture of her bowlingWE ARE
>come to BrazilFUCK OFF
Is Taiwan in the game?
PENALDO BROS NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Poopoo from brazil
Why doesn't Gura have slow mode on?
>>38291165Didn't know Kobo had a beard.
>>38291137I'm a Suzubro.
Gura would get along with the dung eater Kobo
INGERLAND LADS
ANKARA MESSI
>she's a messifagTHEY ARE
Sometimes I look outside the generals, and what I see is not pretty. We should confine this board to just generals.
>there's no BrasilWait, were the spammers lying all along?
If Mori doesn't get her shit together within 10 minutes I'll coat Wawa's asshole in rat poison
>>38291234But did you know that she eats poopo?
>>38291188>IRyS offers a free hug to anyone who throws for herI would kill for that, let alone throw a video game
>Englel
IRyS will never understand how easy video game bowling is once you find the position and angle the game wants you to use to score consistent strikes.
GET FUCKED CANADA
Neymar > Messi > Ronaldo
Why do chuubas love Messoi so much?Dude's a charisma vacuum.
Late Night mentions from Kiwawa>Mori - Waited for Kawiiopi Mori to end her stream, Mori finally dm'd her back>Fauna - Her gatcha stream copyright strike, Fauna's advent video yesterday, Kiara asked Fauna for the NYC panel, Fauna offered to help with the advent finale>Pekora - All the anniversary things she did, Pekora will be a monster in Dragon Quest>Mystery 4th gen Holotalk guest on the 18th (still no Korone)>Ame - Kiara would never ignore her, Ame cancelled her stream but she's ok>Live mystery discord caller?? (It was Mori), Mori usually answers when Kiara calls
>>38291215PEOPLE WHO WERE THRIVING IN THE EARLY 2000s CULTURAL ZIETGEIST
>>38291241fuck you messi i'm gonna stop you
>>38291195IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
so she really knows nothing about football and wanted to capture FOTM
>what's a union?Based line-crossing, picket-hopping, union-busting shark. Workers do not deserve rights.
Manchester bros?????
Using the league for retired football players...
>the city of Manchester
>are they any good?
>>38291195Fuck I wish we could have heard Mori there
>MANCHESTER UNITEDHOLY BASED
>manchester united>are they any goodoh gura...
>>38291314He's the only famous footboller.
Gura is making fun of the ngbus again
>>38291343Manchester Utd. - 0Loadsamone - Loads
>>38291260It already is /vtg/. The catalog is just there to keep shitposters distracted
That is probably the funniest option she could've picked.
>i've heard of manchester united
MANCHESTER IN SHAMBLES
>>38291316delutional
>LiverpoolNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
am i already getting disillusioned? watching Gura has started to make me doze off i had to close the stream
>>38291338my based capitalist shark idol daughterwife
>>38291195Takamori is reaching Takotori levels of random on stream interactions, who saw this coming
>>38289259>Deleted.>Along with chumbuds & IRyStocrats' posts.You can't trust anyone in this place...
CAMON WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS
>>38291316>Neymar>>above any of thoselamo
I'm on a date with Irys at the bowling alley, after this we'll fuck about in the arcades before hitting up a burger joint for dinner.
Gura will never walk alone.
>english playerEaton Poopun is overrated
MESSI > RONALDO FUCK U FAGS
>>38291195Cute
oji-san...
>>38291379Penaldo is at least just as popular.
>>38290582soccer is short for association football, brits came up with soccer and then stopped using it because americans started using itamerican football aka gridiron football didnt even have a forward pass until a while into the games history and the ball wasnt always shaped so dramatically
>>38291399Why?
>>38291300It's absurd to realize that Bowling video games are literally solved games, in that there will always be at least one position that guarantees strikes, because externalities never change.
>liverlel
Food run held me up, has gooba been cute
>43 is career endingoji-sans...
>literally counting out decades on her fingersShe's so cute...
>LiverpoolI’m now a gura anti
>>38291195I wonder if mori sent kisses as well
>I'm closer to 1980 than 2005
why the fuck is everyone talking about soccer recently
>>38291379Ronald...
>>38291397having 10 actual generals makes those 10 threads a lot easier to moderate
BEEG
>>38290866The actual answer is because the developers know that a large majority of players don't give a fuck about playing as a woman. It would be drastically wasted dev time to create a woman focused career mode when all they want to do is copy and paste the same shit from the last FIFA game with minor adjustments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O98ilPOT8j8
>liverpool
Messi's a midget
Ayamefriend...
>Liverpoop
SOON~https://youtu.be/O98ilPOT8j8https://youtu.be/O98ilPOT8j8https://youtu.be/O98ilPOT8j8
>>38291195GO MORI GO
>>38291479Superbowl is this week
I WANT /SP/ /FEHG//FEG//ALTER//V/TO LEAVE
>>38291195cute
>>38291195God I wish I could have heard Mori react to those kisses. Literally calling her wife from bed.
>5'11" is considered baseline average in this game>I'm 5'6" 120lbsNo...
>a sport where people kick a inflatable ball around a grassy field>spics murder and gouge each other in streets over this
>she doesn't knowShaqiribros...
>>38291479IT'S CALLED FUCKING FUßBALL
>>38291195wat
IT'S HIM
>>38291499true
>>38291217I miss Ame...
He looks like a Twitch dude
>>38291565why exactly do germans use that funny looking B instead of just using a normal B
>>38291556Si
>>38291532I legitimately don't know how she'll react to this.
>>38291555LONDON
>MessiMessi is too busy being in MW2
>>38291555I'm sure you have an excellent personality though.
>he has to be baldOJI SAN BROS WE FUCKING WON
>>38291542what the fuckIS IT ALREADY FEBRUARY?
Did you see that Ludicrous display last night?
>>38291556if you think spics are bad, you should see glasgow
>>38291556>spicsMurderball is global
>>38291260we are not a generald tough
>Gura likes tall bald men with beard
>>38291499I'm not surprised that a game with a playerbase of 99% males is primarily focused on male players
>>38290582It's called football because it's played on foot.
>LiverkekThe absolute state of gawr gura
>>38291556it's called SOVL and you wouldn't get it
>>3829153212 hours isn't "soon" you fucking prick, god damn it
>>38291565That's the table game?
This guy looks like her Swedish friend...Fucking Gura HERposting
>>38291556>spicswait till you read about hooliganism
>I like 'em baldOJI-SAN BROS
>>38291640it is my time to shinethank you gura
>>38291611Is Ronaldo in too?
>all the retarded messi bandwagoners on chat
>>38291556>Free video game, chat and singing streams on the internet.>Spics and spic-likes want to murder and gouge each other and women over this.
BALDBROS?
>>38291600>>38291575>>38291640MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS
BALDCHADS, WE'RE IN
>>38291574Haven't you heard, Takamori is back and stronger than ever.
>cute
yay
>fauna likes em bald>kiara likes em bald>gura likes em baldBaldbros... they wouldn't really like this IRL
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm reading Blue Lock.
>>38291611what the fuck?
>>38291611This is not real
>>38291466She thinks soccer is a semen slurping sport.She doesn't know a thing about it.
VisoRys Tut...
>>38291696eat shit ronaldo shit eater
I can't believe Gura likes us
I wonder how many people will believe him.
>>38291742Its real
>>38291640Time to shave my head.
>>38291726
>>38291599because it's actually an SS
>>38291556Don't you guys destroy antire towns over some dudes hitting a disk with a stick?
>>38291499just let me play as a girl on the guys' teams
>>38291728Women like bald men the same way men like Yanderes, it's all good until they have one for real
>chumbuds exposing themselves as unAmerican subhuman scum
>>38291728Most baldies don't look anywhere near as handsome as Eaton Poopo here to be fair
baldGODS can't stop winning pussy
>>38291719I only listened to the "are you sleepy bit" and didn't understand who she was talking to
Gura, the queen of sloths, will get a sponsorship from Puma.
that is just Joshua Thomar
irys lost 500 viewers once gura started
united bros....how do we cope?
Neymar, Pogba and Messi
>>38291599because it's not a B you newfag, have you not seen gura and kiara's german stream
>>38291599ß means double S "sharp S"
two hour stream
this menu music is shite
>>38286275I can still save her...
>>38291823i don't know shit about soccer man
>>38291851yeah, me
>>38291848Look Tomar it's you.
>do you guys like it tucked or untucked
>greed shark wants to cut a deal with corpo sweatshop labor enslavers NikeI'd wear the SharkFin 5's though
>>38291742>he didn't heard the whatsapp recorded lines/callsits pure sovl
I'm glad IRyS became even more bratty with her 2.0
>gura visits a male dentistuhhh chumbuds?!?!?!?!?
>>38291793PEAK COD
>>38291728Probably a company memoOldBaldFat [optional] (call it "dadbod")
>>38291316Remember who the REAL Ronaldo is
>>38291663No need to be mean.
>>38291599it means ss
>>38291599I can give you a reason but it would be invalidated by the fact that the Swiss dialect of German completely eliminated the ß from their alphabet and get along just fine, but honestly, it's just a really fun letter.Imagine how easy it is to trick tourists from countries like France or America into thinking the roads are called "Straubs," when they're actually "Strauß."
>>38291728>>38291820Women do like the bald look, what they hate is the BALDING look. Balding men look weak.
>>38291772heres an actual good player, slurper
>>38291912>we want the ojisan audience
>>38291728Don't be overweight
>>38291848She's after the Tomar Emeralds...
>tucked or untuckedDo you think Gura that that usually refers to how guys hide their boner
>>38291881It sounds like a royalty free midi of You Belong To The City
>>38291914my favorite tranny chaser
A big 2 on his back would complete the character
GURA IS LOOKING AT HIS PENISCHUMBROS OH NO
>>38291556SiIt's called SOVL you wouldn't get it, gringo
>6'3''>massive
>>38291941t. Ina
>>38291532I'm gonna pull up Ame and Kronii's watchaling vods and play them in sync with Kiara
If a beard isn't clean, you look like a literal hobo. No one other than closeted faggots find messy beards attractive, and even then they would instantly dumpster you for someone that's either groomed properly or clean-shaven.
>>38291823gura is exclusively for red blooded americans
>>38291914take me back
Oh god I laughed at a poop joke.What has become of me?
>>38291964good call
haha i get it, sorry seanigs
>>38291839Adidas needs a new celebrity since they dropped Ye
>eatonpoopoo
>>38291988I mean you are outside of europe
>>38291848if you had a 6'7 Tomar in a jar would you torture him?
>>38291941tell me about Son, why does he wear the mask?
Fisting Irys' peach...
i will shove that peach up irys' ass
What position does a big soccer player play, goaltender?
>>38291988I'm 6'3"
>no big balls dance celebrationsoccer players are soulless
>>38291861Messi has sociopath eyes.
what percentage of americans do you think could pronounce leicester correctly?
IRyS................
Gura obessed with poop and eating it, this is your shark idol??
A minute left, Mori
>>38291914Peak Ronaldo Fenomeno is unstoppable
>>38291956it does?
Manlets never learn
>eatonpoopoo>#2
nom
>>38292081Here i'll try:Lie-cess-ter
>>38292084that's my shart
>>38291640At least one of these girls had to like my chrome dome. I'm tired of being made fun of by the other holo EN girls.
>>38291838No one did until Mori outed herself on Twitter, the whole thing was exciting
>>38291956what
>>38292062injury
>>38291848THOMAR what would you do if one day you wake up as a football player and your manager was a half shark and half girl child?
I love this woman like you wouldn't believe.
Timber.It's like a logget it?
>>38292081What percentage of Brits could pronounce Worcester, Massachusetts?
>>38292110>want a tall and handsome guyLads, I'm in.
>>38292081the same percentage as care about the prem, so like <1%
>tfw I'm 6'2
>>38292084Kobo is the new Gura VA?
>>38292081What percentage of Americans should give a shit about Asscester?
gura is always picking up on the weirdest detailswhy is she always talking about how things might smell or sweat
SIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>38292079wtf man
>>38292081I'm gonna assume it's eitherLie-chess-terLee-chess-teror Lay-chess-ter
I look and run like this
>>38291848Everytime this image is posted his head looks enlarged slightly
Do people run like that?
This man would fucking kill you just by running into you, an absolute specimen
>>38292081No one cares how you say worcestershire
>>38292177Masshole hereit's Wustah'. Now where the fuck is my chowda I haven't had a bowl in months...
>>38291851But she gained me when Kiara ended, so I guess it's worth in the end
>>38292246in dark souls, yes
>>38292246yeah, me
IRyS getting put in her place is making me horny
>>38292252That's where my spear comes in.
Wait so Gura is just going to unironically play Fifa?
Eaton Poopo has been completed
>>38292246i do run like that, my helmet is heavy
>>38292246Only superior genetics
>>38292177What percentage of Scots can say purple burglar alarm?
anal
>>38292218Sterling runs even more retarded
whats the point of creating one if she will play with the entire team
>>38292246See >>38292218
>>38292079He's autistic as shit
>ANAL THIS FUCKING EROGAKI
>>38292081like worchestershire sauce?
I miss Lamy
>>38292217Oh you sweet ESL child...
>last game of his careerPoopobros... it's fucking over
>42 yo still playing footballDo they even exist? I know Totti retired close to that
>>38291988For burgers? Yeah
>>38292081That looks irish as fuck. And we know that the irish are retarded and spell things odd by merit of being constantly drunk, so I assume it's something like lester, but with unnecessary letters.
>the last game of his career>because Gura is only going to play a single gameAAAAAAAAAA
>>38292081Is it Lester? I know Wusstershur sauce looks like that
>>38292274You might have the weight of 3 people but that's not 500, anon.
Calm your...
>>38292354I'm American.
If no one replies to me before the thread dies than I get to marry IRyS, AND give her lots of lovey-dovey kisses every day when I get home from work
>>38285181DAMN