/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i miss gura

So is she streaming today or tomorrow or both?

>>38269471
Why two threads?

>>38269563
Yes

reminder gura has a foot fetish

>>38269619
Thanks that is very helpful

>>38269624
I know, she passed it to me like she passes her yawns.

>>38269624

>>38269660
I don't have a foot fetish but I would suck Gura's feet

>>38269563

Will she drop the daki tonight?

>>38269697
you have a foot fetish

gee, chumbies. two threads?

>>38269742
N-nyo I don't

>>38269651
You're welcome, friend >3<

>>38269752
But which one is true?

>>38269752
Queens have 2 birthdays, Gura gets 2 threads

>>38269764
Accept it and whilst you're at it shove these toesies in your mouth until they're spotless

Well well well what do we have here?

>>38269836
I will but I will hate every second of it

>>38269541

>>38269868
Lets not kid ourselves, the raging boner will be the giveaway to if you hate it or not
Thats how everyman is exposed for his foot fetish in the end

>>38269598
shes a big shark, she needs them

>>38269912
Not me I was exposed to mine because my big sister made me be her slave as part of a game and used me as a foot rest and stuff, it confused me growing up

>>38269931
I think she's a relatively small shark actually

>>38269957
h-hot!

>>38269957
what else did your sister make you do

Lick the pits

>>38270061
Spot the pits.

>>38270026
Not much, just get her drinks for her, massage her feet and shoulders, fan her if she was hot. She was my slave too sometimes but she didn't really do what I told her except bring me food and drink and play xbox with me.

>>38269981
explain this then

>>38270099
incestuous foot fetish dubs, based

>>38270099
>She was my slave too sometimes but she didn't really do what I told her
needs correction

THIS IS FAKE THREAD GO THE REAL THREAD NOW PLEASE
>>38269453

We might be getting ASMR tonight.

Sex with a fembud.

>>38270209
Why?

So is the stream tonight or tomorrow? Is it members or public?
I need to enter my coma soon.

>>38270229
Proofs?

>>38270255
My thread is posted first

>>38270296
>might
He didn't stated facts retard.
If it's ASMR, I'm gonna fall asleep 100%.

blibulbiplobbolobiblaehugheheh

This is what Gura's mouth would look like, are you telling me you'd stick your dick in this?

>>38269740
She will drop the cookie tonight.

>>38270510
I probably shouldn't. HOWEVER.

i love my wife gawr gura!

>>38270510
you know what i think i would

You made this thread 30 seconds after me, and yet we're using this one

>>38270510
I would if Gura wants me to.

>>38270876

I just woke up and I might goom

>>38271044
Yeah a bit, because this OP is too retarded to refresh the catalog and now my thread is gonna get deleted

>>38270876
OHH NYO

>>38270302
>>38270876
But... but... OP picture is hotter than yours, anon...

>>38271066
who cares?

>>38270302
>>38270876
Cry about it nigger

>>38271066
do chumbuds really?

>>38271066
oh nyo.. not youw pwecious fwead being deweted!!!!

>>38271066
Use a better OP image next time then

The good news is if she doesn't play pokemon tonight she's never going to play it

>>38271282
Bless her

>>38271282
I really hope she doesn't, I tried to watch Fauna play it and it just looks shit

>>38271282
All I've seen of it is some pokemon with rockets on its ass and that's enough for me to disregard it

>>38271282
Im not big into pokemon, is it good bros?

>>38271282
Good, the pokemon hype is already over

>>38271426
it can be yes

Pretty fucked up that they actually eat pokemon in that universe

7 minutes left to no stream today

>>38271426
i want to see her react to to the youtuber gym leader

>>38271568
They'd molest eachother

>>38271544
Are you new?

>>38271531
its pretty fucked up that people eat dogs and cats in this universe but it happens

>>38271544
anon your time reps

>>38271695
>people
>chinks
pick one

>>38271714
if chinks aren't people why do they influence the entire world

>>38271737
A lot of things influence the world and are not people.

>>38271544
timezone chama...

>>38271737
The same way a plague of locusts influences the worlds food supply

>>38271568
no way she'd play long enough to make it to her

>>38271714
The Swiss and the Italians too.

>>38271189
>>38271197
>>38271231
>>38271263
Maybe you should learn how to refresh the catalog next time you retarded faggots

>>38271531
It's weird how they never show animals in the pokemon universe. Like wtf do they eat?

>>38271982
The eat pokemon

>>38271982
They do show animals, they have shown non-Pokemon fish, chickens, cows etc.

>>38271982
they eat pokemon. there was one episode of pokemon where they showed a real dog or something, but it was like in episode 1

>>38271282
Kind of a shame if she doesn't. It's actually one of the better pokemon games to come out (performance issues aside).

>>38271778
da juice

Kicks and punches for Gura

>>38271263
Not him, but fuck you. Gawr Gura liked this image. How dare you shit on her taste.

>>38272395
>autistic ranting.
Chumbud...

>>38272548
Nobody is allowed to dislike what Gura likes. Not in this sacred thread.

>>38271979
are you still seething about your thread lmao??

Chaining Gura down to the bed to give her ticklish tummy raspberries while she struggles against her restraints squealing loudly.

>>38272586
My post didn't make you realized how retarded you are?

How would you feel about a Gooba X Haachama collab?

>>38272630
Why would it? We love autism here. It's a compliment.

>>38272040
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Animals_in_the_Pok%C3%A9mon_world

>>38272655
>Haachama
She still exists? I thought she graduated, haven't really heard anything about her in months

>>38272655
It would be as awkward as that time Ame did a collab with her.

>>38272655
I don't like Haachama very much. I guess it would be okay but I don't think Gura would have a very good time.

>>38272655
Depends on what it is exactly, but I don't have anything against it in principle.

>>38272675
You'd expect animals to be more prevalent in that world, but you usually only see Pokemon.

which pokemon turns gura on?

>>38272874
Not really, it makes sense that the superior strength and intelligence of Pokemon would significantly thin out the regular animal population in the wild.

>>38272945
Flying Lucario

>>38272945
This one pokemon that turns all girls on.

>>38272945
Which one has the the best FEET?

>>38272996
>significantly thin out the regular animal population in the wild
They don't seem to have any shortage of meat in that world, so that would imply that they have a lot of animals.

>>38272945
Vulpix.

>>38273056
pekora? why are you in ggg

>>38273146
I said in the wild, no reason predatory Pokemon would significantly affect livestock.

>>38273056
I wish I knew the most common fetishes for weeb girls (besides BL/yaoi)

>>38272945
Tinkaton is a loli pokemon with a giant hammer.

>>38272945
me

https://twitter.com/kumada_gaon/status/1598980675063144448
This is what Gura likes

>>38273209
Is there an actual shrimp pokemon?

>>38273190
Well what would wild pokemon eat then? Is it really only berries?

>>38273246
not exactly but you do have anorith the old shrimp pokemon and the clauncher line which i think are based on pistol shrimp
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Anorith_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Clauncher_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

>>38273246
huh apparently this one is based on a pistol shrimp

>>38273221
No, THIS is what gura likes
https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu/status/1599119829792743425

>>38273279
Animals and weaker Pokemon, some Pokemon literally have the fact they eat other Pokemon in their Pokedex entries, but as I said, the reason there are so few animals is because they would be the easiest prey for carnivorous Pokemon.

>>38273359
>not exactly
meat sort of, brain fart

>>38273209
Checks out.

>>38273415
>meat
brain no worky

>>38273385
The shiny is orange

>>38273455
gura is that you?

>>38273359
>Clauncher's shiny form is orange
I guess that can work

>>38272675
they have now started to show pokemon being used in food

>>38273605
I know, I think it's pretty fucked up that in a world with a seemingly ample supply of normal animals to be farmed and used for meat products, people still use hyper-intelligent Pokemon for food lmao

>>38273246
Corphish is kinda shrimp-esque, probably closer to a crayfish tho

Gura never...

???

I need help, does anyone have the art of gura as a nazi?

haha sharpedo

TIme for work. Surely this time my blood sacrifice will work. Good luck and good shark hunting. You ever think about how Porygon was just the word polygon through a ching chong chang filter?

>>38274178
The nips nip nong a lot of English words, it's no surprise.

Does anyone have the Sharpedo soundpost?

>>38274251

>>38274299
Kek thank you, I love how the moment of realization "Oh like torpedo!" reveals her first thought was pedophile

When I'm farting, I think about Gura.
It's your fault fartsharkfags

>>38274445
I think about Gura when I eat apples

Are any of you concerned that known pedophile Joe Biden spent thanksgiving, aka that time Gura was missing, at Gura's childhood home and also he blew up 5 cars when there.

>>38274151
This one?

Or this one?

>>38274151
I don't but i have a confederate gura

GURA WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU DUMB SHARK WAKE UP RIGHT NOW WAKE UP

>>38275133
Why does confederate Gura still have the SS runes badge?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>38274599
>>38274445

>>38275133 (me)

I also have a KKK gura

>>38275531
Funny shark cosplaying as a ghost.

>>38275479

NOOOOOOOOOOO GURA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU THINKING!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3tOeOV2VOo

>>38275797
kek

Gura watching the world cup

>>38275797
Unexpected pick, but I'll take it.

>>38275797
Well this came out of left field.

>>38275797
She watched America lose and got inspired

>>38275797
My gura is gonna play as the greatest country in the world

>Yes Delivery.

but why

>>38275797
weird, glad to see her tonight though

>>38275797
>shark-zone rules
- be respectful to everyone
- no spam
- refrain from discussing sensitive topics
- refrain from discussing other vtubers

>>38275991
VAMO POHAAA GURA TRAZ O HEXA

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

>>38275797
numbers, baby
regular streams? member streams? 2 view stuff
public karaoke? mainstream FOTM? Now you're talking!

I'll be honest, I'm excited to watch the shark

does this mean we're really safe from pokemon now

LETS GO /SP/ CHADS

When is the last video that had rules?

>>38275797
ANIME IS REAL

>>38276086
They have pokemon perms for longer than usual this time. Until at least February, you're never safe.
Especially if something comes up that makes it likely to get numbers

Aren't top-down sport games just simulators? Like you don't actually play the sport but pick players and they just auto-battle

>>38276086
She'll play whatever she feels like when she feels like it.

>>38276156
anon....

>>38272591
Kill yourself faggot

Gura is going to be a sports commentator yelling at England to kick the fucking ball.

fifa.... why... and her smugness in the thumbnail... this fucking brat.

This is gonna be a short af stream, sub 2 hours, because she will fucking suck at it like all women

>>38276075
SIUUUUUUUUUUUU

So, no delivery tomorrow? Got it.

>Fifa
Guess she got hit by the World Cup fever?

Not excited for the game, but I am happy to see the shark again. Very unexpected in any case. Has she even talked about soccer before?

Ok, place your bets chums, which country is gura gonna play as?

>>38276240
Ingerland or Brazil

>>38276240
America of course

>>38276228
She has. In recent streams even.

>>38276049
It was the ghost's fault wasn't it

THE RULES ARE BACK
SPAMMERS TO THE GAS

Better get the all the norf memes ready.

>>38276240
USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>38276240
italy

I was wondering what games modes she was going to play and if she was gonna play online, then I remembered they have a be a pro mode so im guessing she'll do that.

>>38276185
Nyo, I think I will live... Unlike your thread

>>38276284
more like manager getting on her ass. gura doesn't give a shit about that

>>38271982
Originally pokemon were weird animals with powers. Now everything is a pokemon so I guess they eat pokemon.

I didn't think Americans even knew about FIFA..

>>38276219
These posts predicting things before the stream even starts that usually end up wrong are very funny to me

>>38276240
USA or Japan for the memes

She's playing SOCCER

>>38276240
France

>>38276240
America, baby.

>>38276336
How about I kill you instead

>>38276359
We play the fifa games. Its just too hard to watch premier league cause of time difference. Same for NBP baseball.

>>38276359
None of us have ever heard about soccer before, nope. Not a single American has ever played soccer in our lives

Why is anyone supporting fifa right now, I thought everyone hated them for the qatar shit?

>>38276403
Gura is

>>38276475
shitlibs are salty they cant go to the middle east and be faggots.

>>38276475
Hating fifa goes back way farther than Qatar, but they're still the most competitive league so what are we gonna do.

>>38276454
No cunt has ever played "soccer" because it's called football

>>38276523
>we

>>38276495
Didn't slaves build the stadium or something

>>38276475
Im not even into football o just like to have an excuse to be rascist

>>38275797
>futbol
This is like that time Gura decided to play Project Wingman

>>38276373
i liked the ones that swore up and down she was gonna stream on the 23rd, then the 25th, and then the 28th in november
the "member stream today/member stream this sunday" ones are also some of my favorites

>>38276652
kirby in an hour is my favorite

Mostly all I know about soccer is the Brazil/Germany upset and DENNIS BERGKAMP DENISS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENISS BERGKAMP

>>38276530
>For nearly a hundred years after it was coined, soccer was an accepted and uncontroversial alternative in Britain to football, often in colloquial and juvenile contexts, but was also widely used in formal speech and in writing about the game.[8] "Soccer" was a term used by the upper class whereas the working and middle classes preferred the word "football"; as the upper class lost influence in British society from the 1960s on, "football" supplanted "soccer" as the most commonly used and accepted word.
America and Japan call it soccer, so that's what we're going with. Gura is American and Hololive is Japanese.

>>38276613
100% ball chaser but at least the game is simpler than dogfighting in first person.

>>38275797
It could be kinda fun listening to her absurd takes on sportsball but I don't condone paying for a copy of the laziest game series of all time

>>38276690
All I know is messi=god and bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>38276740
based

LETS GOOO INGERLAND
SCORE SOME FUKKEN GOALS

The problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in

>>38276652
Anon those are just random prediction posts. I’m talking about
>Gura won’t stream today
When she said she will, and
>Gura won’t stream tomorrow
When she said Saturday and Sunday

>>38276788
'at is true

>>38276740
Oh yeah, those too.
I also like watching fans go full retard and destroy their own cities.

>>38276808
Another one of my favorites is anons who think she'll stream just because she said she would lmao

>>38276890
Which she does most of the time, so you just look like a weird loser in a thread for a shark girl you don’t like

I don't care what she plays. I just want to hear her voice and the cute noises she makes.

She's being smug again. She knows people are going to go crazy and she wants it...

Buds help, im actually thinking about installing this piece of shit in case she plays online tonight..

WIFE LIKES

>>38276990
She isn't gonna play online so please, don't torture yourself it's not worth it king

>>38276990
Does this game so npc matches? I bet she'll do that

>empty glass
is she drunk

>>38277130
She drank my man milk.

Fifa? This should be fun. Sure soccer is boring but I'd wanna watch this more than boring kiddy game Pokémon. Will Gura be playing or just commenting on an ai match?

>>38277185
>>38277116
Im guessing she'll play a quick match or two then move on the be a pro mode. AI matches would be fun too though

>Fifa
what a fucking numberfagging, low amount of content to work with choice

I hope Gura makes fun of the British this stream

>>38277255
Huh? No one cares about soccser

I can see this being a game where the people who play it are going to be really annoying and back seaty in the chat. Hopefully she just ignores it.

>>38275797
>WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU THINKING
feet

She's gonna have no idea how to play. I bet the offsides rules will confuse her.

>>38277255
I want her to spend half the stream or more talking so I really don't give a damn how much content the game has. In fact, the less the better.

Hope she makes fun of the germans

>>38277317
I refuse to believe the brazilians would be annoying

>>38277349
maybe because offsides are a dumb homogay rule for a dumb homogay sport.

>>38277317
This is the kind of game where she's going to ask for backseating and be annoyed if she doesn't get any.

>Fifa 23
What the...
I guess she had I fun time watching the Cup.

Gura should play as Germany against Israel the entire time

>>38277317
Fifa players are the most annoying faggots out there by far.
If you thought Elden Ring was bad, you've seen nothing yet son.

Well, at least it isn't Madden...

>>38277444
Israeli's fucking suck at sport.

>>38277412
better chance she just saw a bunch of the memes. they've been everywhere

>>38277502
Thats because Madden is tomorrow

Has there been a sports game in recent years that was actually good?

>>38277444

kek, I'm not a fan of fifa usually but i feel like it's going to be a good stream. I wonder what team she'll play as? I'd say japan or an obscure country that she'll make fun of for having a weird name
also, shark-zone rules are enforced for this stream

>>38277538
not one made by ea at least

>>38277538
Nope, no one does fun sports games anymore.

>>38277538
switch sports

>>38277538
No. They're all full of the worst microtransactions in the gaming business too.

>>38277485
Fifa players won't fucking watch anime shark

No delivery tomorrow then?

JW*
WHAT THE FUCK

>>38277691
KICK THE FOOTY

Imagine Gura kicking your balls

>>38277722
or punching my dick as hard as she can.

>>38277650
They'll watch anything with "Fifa" in the title.
Think about it, they've been buying retextured versions of the exact same game for 22 years.

The soccer brain worms have infiltrated the sharks brain

I've somehow got my Playstation account hijacked before and they bought this shitty Fifa22 game with $100 I had on my account.
I got my account back, but FUCK Fifa.

>>38277650
Most of them might not

Soccer is homosexual

>>38277842
So is every other sport

>>38277842
Only of the ball touches.

>>38276240
Iceland

>>38277842
name one sport that's not homosexual

>>38277940

>>38277973
Beach volleyball

>>38277842
"fall over and cry ball" is what it should be called.

>>38277973
Competitive sex with Gura. We try to out dom each other.

>>38277842
Lav me footie, lav me shak, simple as

>>38278017
Divegrass is the name.

>>38277973
junior rhythmic gymnastics

>>38277973
Girls highschool volleyball. Fuck, imagine Gura in volleyball getup. Hot damn.

>>38278119
why are we like this...

>>38278150
we just born based.

>>38278119
Those tight suits mmmmh

>>38278241
and the flatness....

>>38278150
not for beginners

uhh chumbies?

Shark never fails to find a way to make us horny

Gura should play DOAX and use flat chested characters exclusively. For the volleyball game of course.

>>38278338
Gura will use the booba characters and go BOOBA at them

>>38278316
What?

>>38278316
hmmm?

>>38278316
Sup?

Tomorrow's the ASMR love nest stream!!

does gura even knows any soccer rules?

>>38278119
JESAS

>>38278540
She's been watching the world cup. Surely she knows some.

>>38278499
Yes but gura will only stream it for me, her husband

>>38278540
keep ball on field
kick ball in goal
huhaha

>>38278540
What's to know?

>>38278119
i need to clear my history after searching for this

>>38278474
I want to fuck this tiny little baby

>>38278630
acting hurt so the opposite team recieves red cards

>>38278740
acting is a more valuable skill than kicking a ball around. good on soccer to teach people it's important

>>38277842
all sports are homosexual, these guys take a bath naked together after the game ends you know

>>38278881
I used to go to the showers with the boys even after cross country during high school.

Prechat kinda creeps me out with the way they greet each other. Don't know what it is about it...

>>38278974
discord, is how they make themselves know as regulars

>>38278974
me too but it's not hard to ignore. I blocked the biggest offenders

>>38278974
Autism buds. They're mostly harmless at least.

chumartists when youre making art of soccer gura make sure you include upflair shots of the shorts

POLAND THE WINGED HUSSARS OF THE GRASSY PLAINS SCORE THE FIRING PAINGS OF REDEMPTIOOOOOOOOOON

she could have used the Inazuma Eleven fanarts

>>38279082

>>38278974
I never greet them lmao

>>38279166
Not smug enough.

>fifa

>>38279166
ToT

>>38279342
get ur head in fyckinh game lad stop smelling the grass

>>38278974
That's your "competitors" for Gura's cunny.
Easy win if you ask me, they're a bunch of fags.

This made me want to watch soccer fan bullshit on Youtube while I'm waiting.

Gonna sniff it

>>38279484
Gonna sniff it, lick it, then cum on it.

>>38279484
I like armpits too but I must say this part is pretty fantastic too

>>38279824
Exquisite taste.

>>38279824
what doo you actually call the leg pit? The line between her leg and her pusspuss? Wonder how it smells?

Hip bones are hot

cam on ingerland

football more like gura's foot on my balls

Do you watch football regularly?
Are you watching the world cup?

>>38280086
no, and only when england is playing

>>38280041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0uMisUnqlk
>>38280086
i think the memes are funny

>>38279962
Vagina bones? No they're not quite the same.
Thigh pit, I'll go with that for now. And I bet hers smells wonderfully foul.

>>38280086
No, never. Watching sports is probably the most boring thing I could think of.

>>38280112
did you mean heel, retard

>>38279962
maybe thigh crease?

We're so back cant wait to see Shart

>>38280016

gura sexy

>>38280242
I want her to dig her heals into me.

>>38280312
help me nurse gura, I need an orchiectomy STAT!

>>38280242
yes. i deleted it in shame.

>>38280393
faggot

>>38280312
nice you saved it

>>38280407
eat my heel crust poofter.

>>38280454
only if you are gura

Get along now. You wouldn't get irrationally upset when a Soccer game is happening.

>>38280506
oh nyo

GURA IS PLAYING AN EA GAME
GURA HATE

>>38280577

>>38280577

>>38276530
It's actually called Association Football, which is where the soccer part comes from. Football itself is a rather generic terms for many different games.

>>38280577

>>38280603
E. E. E. E E E

>>38278119

>gura launches PES instead
>she has the /vt/ kit modded in

>>38280873
based

>>38280086
I only watch the world cup, is pretty kino

>>38280199
Oh, I like the sound of thigh pit.

>>38280241
I used to be really into hockey when I was growing up. I really liked playing road hockey with the neighborhood kids and with classmates.
When I stopped doing that I really started losing interest in the game and sports in general.
Good times.

>>38280086
Champions League, European Championship and World Cup. I don't really watch football from my own country, because it's a Farmers League.

>>38280241
You watch anime girls play videogames.

>>38280086
Nah, rugby is far more interesting

gura team predictions?

>>38281344
female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

>>38281344
ingerland, brazil, merica, japan most likely

>>38281344
USA!

>Refrain from discussing sensitive topics
>Plays FIFA during probably the most controversial World Cup

>>38280979
My grandma used to like ice hockey back in the day when every game would turn into a giant brawl.
>>38281160
Yes. What's your point? Watching Gura is infinitely more interesting than watching some guys run after a ball.

>>38281534
faggot.

>>38281344
America or else

>>38281517
She likes baiting chatters into getting banned. Like mentioning that Barbie game.

>>38281585
forse pails?

>>38281534
True. Imagine preferring sportball over anime shark girl.

>>38281517
Gura's knowledge of the world cup probably extends as far as knowing Pekora was tweeting about it.

>>38281554
No u

>>38281381
He's like me frfr

>>38281662
im tier 3 subbing to the flames of hell

>>38281585
>Barbie game
Wut? If she mentions it what's wrong with talking about it, she can't get perms for it anyway so nobody harasses her about playing it..

goom bros i dont know if i last until the stream

So, how long until an accidental yab and/or pissing off some crazy fans?

>>38281848
2 more weeks

>>38281819
There's nothing wrong with mentioning how pretty her voice is either.

>>38281160
I'm too crazy for Gura to be crazy against her.

>>38281534
Hockey fights are fun. My boys Tie Domi and Darcy Tucker always got into trouble.

>>38281848
soccercucks don't watch vtubers

how bad will she be at FIFA?

>>38281617
I don't know what that means.

>>38281971
I already saw some people getting mad over it being called soccer instead of futbol, but you're probably right that the real fanatical ones won't be watching.

>>38282003
autopilot

>>38281819
Unless something has changed, I'm pretty sure she has banned the word in chat.

>>38281848
What's he gonna do, flip his own car over? Set it on fire, maybe?

>>38282056
Yeah but that doesn't ban you for typing it.