/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38269209
>that mic
Old YT vibes, nostalgic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ80OW6x6Ks

Leader (___)

>>38269670
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

where is this WHORE?

Speaking of plush toys its not that unlikely for the boys to get their own nuis eventually. Would definitely cop the Magni one.

Whenever I see the word peanut here now I think of peanutbutteranon

PANCAKE LOVE

Since Vesper may not stream today, anyone have some Vesper memes to remember the old days?

come out Ves....

>>38269773
A/MANS/

>>38269776
nowa doko...
>>38269773
amen

>>38269837
this art is so hot holy moly

Vesper Noir was found dead earlier today with two bullets to the back of the head. Mr. Noir was believed to have had the documentation that would lead to the arrest of one Omega Alpha on his person at the time of death. The cause of death is ruled to be suicide.

>>38269890
needs paizuri correction

So is today the day that the suspension is over? Do we think Nowa will say anything today?

>>38269773
Amen.

>>38269904
Yeah ok but is Vesper still alive?

>>38269773
Amen

https://twitter.com/Roojinald/status/1599072365341646848?t=j5rw_NVK0MzSWVnA9LZZuA&s=19
it has evolved...

Where Vesper'

>>38269773
Amen

>>38269952
he’s a vampire he’ll regenerate

>>38270022
meds

LEADER CUTE

>>38270010
huh? nowa is already an undead right?

>>38269890
Nice, but i prefer this.

>>38270022
They should've suspended you as well you sick fuck. Take your meds.

uuuuuuuwa

uncle nowa

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwa

where the fuck is the whore

>>38270073
MEDS. NOW.

Axel's next stream
https://youtu.be/YgbA0qzOnh4

>>38270073
Then his diamonds and wizard tower are all leader's, aren't they?

>>38270129
Thank god.

they gonna give gramps access to his accounts back yet so he can tweet?

>>38270129
I was kinda hoping that now he's in JP, his streams might be a little more EU friendly but i guess not.

All of the 3 boys are streaming today, I wonder if someone will bring up the fact that the 2 weeks suspencion for Nowa is over with a SC or something.

>>38270129
>>38270146
>>38270185
Why is he in Japan

>>38270159
Does management even work during the weekend?[/spoiler

>>38270232
wouldn't you like to know weather boy.

>>38270232
tourist-chama...

So Holo 4th Fes is happening, do (you) think the bois will get a segment sort of like how JPStars did on the 3rd Fes?

>>38270232
to rape your oshi, tourist

>>38270232
he goes there several times a year with his mum whom is the japanese parent
he also has irl friends there

>>38270226
It’s basically guaranteed that Altare will talk about it.

>>38270232
To rape your oishi tourist-chama.

>>38270292
if he does, he'll likely say what he said during pokemon again

>>38270323
>oishi
Food on the mind, anon?

>>38270276
Maybe but dont expect it to be longer than 5 mins, they just joined after all.

>>38270292
He already did say something on recent stream didn't he? I remember him saying that Vesper will come back when he's ready. Not like that's much to go on though.

IS HE BACK YET

https://youtu.be/3nHhT9haUdQ
Altare’s face at 0:59 is too good. It’s crazy how good he is at utilizing his model.

>>38270075
For me, its
all women should be the same cup size as me

>>38270226
I hope some retarded vestie won't send in a SC but if the boys mention it on their own you won't learn anything we haven't already known

>>38270355
>when he's ready
Nigga wakes up, drinks tea, bikes, and then sits on his ass rest of the day since he retired from whatever tech job he had, whens he not ready

>>38270292
Eeeeh, today is a menshi so I doubt his chat will bring it up because he has already said his piece. Unless he goes on one of his love drunk rants unprompted (60% chance)

>>38270226
What do you expect them to say? They'll just say the same thing Altare said before. "Vesper will be back when he's ready, hopefully next week"

They're not Vesper, and it's not their place to speak for him when he can tweet or record something himself as soon as he gets his accounts back.

>>38270395
Catalog is 100% going to happen

>>38270129
overlapping magni again... RAPE CORRECTION NEEDED

Can we talk about Buntare

>>38270492
he needs breeding so damn bad

>>38270492
Sure but mind being a bit more specific on what you would like to talk about him?

>>38270342
Oshi*, but yes,currently eating some thai pork skewers with rice and its delicious af.

>>38270185
Why? AWST and JST are literally only an hour apart from each other.

>>38270492
BUNTARE CUTE~

>>38270559
give me one

>>38269739
LOVE

>>38270559
Man, that looks so fucking tasty.

>>38270559
Why do people like third world food so much

>>38270638
I want Leader to be my maid so I can sexually harass and molest him!

>>38270710
because it’s delicious, snow roach

>>38270588
Isn't it 2 hours apart actually? Right now it's 3 am in Japan and the internet says it's 5 am on Australia at the moment.

bros...it's been two weeks...where is Vesper...

>>38270618
No

>>38270769
Yea I'm sure it is lol

burgers are awake i see

>>38270710
Do you not season or marinate your food
I can't joke that youre white because euros know flavor

>>38270542
Is there any situation where he's topping that doesn't feel out of place? Since everyone is adamant that the rest of them are dogs

>>38270492
Magni turning him into a rabbit and making him cockhungry.... ToT

>>38270851
Fair

>>38270928
I mean, Altare is a yandere bunny, so all bets are off, really.

>>38270928
what about this. he's the white (blue) rabbit from alice in wonderland but with the personality of the mad hatter.

>>38270799
Probably. The point being the timezone shift wouldn't be enough to warrant a change into streaming schedule.

mogumogu

>>38270928
Honestly buntare doesn't actually feel like altare but a blue bunny nigga that looks like him to me and I prefer top altare so I have no clue.

I want to DV leader!

>>38270928
if he ruts instead of going into heat why wouldn't he top

>>38270845
You have to let him go vestige...
The huracan got him when he went out for a beer, it wasn't your fault...

Vesper died in a bicycle crash last week anon...

soon...

>>38271281
Fuck off

>>38270492
feeding buntare my carrot...

You DUMMIES said 2 weeks...

>>38271322
Calm down Vesper I'm not your manager

>>38270351
>Maybe but dont expect it to be longer than 5 mins
Ugh, better than nothing i guess..

>>38270492
Very promiscuous and wants to fuck his dog underlings guildmates all the time (all of them, but Vesper tends to be the most frequent victim)

>>38270370
This art always struck me more as just Nowa cross dressing than and actually genderbent.

>>38271393
R

>>38271393
A

>>38271393
T

>>38271393
E

>>38271393
1

>>38271393
0

>>38271155
You wouldn’t abuse a cute little guy like him, would you?

>>38271393
/

>>38271393
/

>>38271393
0

Where is he vespies.
You all said he would be back.

>>38271782
get out of here, deadbeat

He actually does not want to come back...

>>38271782

>>38271702
I want him to abuse me

I want another Almond collab <3

He's not coming back.

not back. coming He's

coming not back he's

He's cumming on my back.

>>38272209
Magni hates Altare, anon.

>>38271702
I’m going to spank him and crush a pikachu plush in front of him >:3

>>38272333
That won't heal it, magni

He'll be back, i believe in him

>>38272209
I want another long playthrough like A Way Out.. still probably my favorite duo collab to date..

>>38272443
You won't know for sure until you try it

he's busy

>>38272351
A M E N

>>38272370
That's the appeal. They should have rough hatesex together

>>38272370
You are misinformed, anon. They love each other very much. :3

>>38272401
just after debut: magni needs a spanking
now: altare REALLY needs a spanking

>>38272370
Why do you say that anon?

>>38272858
I'm of the opinion that Altare should be spanking the rest of them and very disappointed that there are no fics with it

>>38272455
Yeah, I really want them to do another series together. The A Way Out set is one of my favourites from Tempus as well. I like that they're not afraid to bully each other a little.

>>38272858
both. both is good

NOWA COME BACK ALREADY IM TIRED OF THINKING ABOUT GETTING AN OJI BOYFRIEND

>>38272512
this general has me convinced in a schizo way that altare and vesper are fucking (and axel and zeta but that's real) please release me

i hope when magni's recovers magmites don't stay as annoyingly concernfag as the vesties

>>38273151
it's safe to assume that they're having discord sex on a nightly basis if the mutual moaning session they had is anything to go by.

>>38272973
need Altare persuading extremely reluctant Nowa to spank him and then Nowa getting WAY too into it and just fucking beating the shit out of him

>>38273268
ToT AAAAAAAAAAA

>>38273234
EITHER STOP IT OR MAKE ME CUM ANON

>>38273231
Nah, Magmites want him to suffer a little bit, just not too much

>>38271427
>better than nothing
They'll have a small section alongside the other Holostars stands stop acting as if cover neglects them.

>>38270588
I was hoping he'd stream later in the evening or night.

>>38273234
either post it or make me cum anon

>>38273151
i don’t think they’re fucking but i DO think altare’s interest in vesper borders on weird, like, for real

>>38270769
Why are SEA like this

>>38273268
TOT

>>38273381
thqats when you know he's a true vestie. all vesties have a weird obsession over the guy.

>>38273381
do we know if he's a faggot? like a real one

>>38270710
>Meat on a stick
>Third world food
What? It's just a skewer.

>>38273466
let's just say Altare's sexuality is like dry spaghetti and Vesper specifically is a pot of boiling water

>>38273523
im talking about the korean boy behind altare

>>38273466
Altare is straight, we're just funposting about the character

When’s Alucard coming back?

>>38273268
>Altare being covered in bruises possibly bleeding and crying as Nowa cleans him up and praises him once the beating is over

ToooooT We really do need a fic asap

>>38273584
i can fix him

WHERE IS MY NOWA OJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>38273565
>Caring about the person behind that much
Is his veiny arm still on your mind?

Its not like im nervous because I previously went through a 2 week suspension where everyone in the fandom prepared a huge welcome for the returning suspendee who never came back and never had her horns grow to full size or anything

I just wanted you all to know that

>>38273679
Who is this old man?

>>38273381
Its just the daddy issues talking anon, nothing out of the ordinary for vesties

>>38273679
I still can't believe Magni wasn't exaggerating about that.

>>38273612
i usually prefer top altare but any fic or fanart of bloody altare is always welcome ToT onegai...

>>38273705
Aru-niisan's ojisan form that we will never see again.

I wouldn't be surprised if Vesper's too embarrassed about getting suspended and he hasn't planned a stream because of how embarrassed he feels

>>38273357
Cannot resist posting whenever someone asks :3
https://youtu.be/HwHasOJIm1Y?t=5093

>>38273849
ToT humiliated ojisan....

>>38273861
AAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’m struggling to take a shower, can you please remind me how Ojisan would want me to take care of myself?

>>38273861
TToTT

>>38269824
Reminiscing how /mans/ collectively kneeled so hard during his debut that we made a crater all the way through China and back again.

>>38274113
still kneeling to this day

>>38273731
just because he got a spanking doesn't mean he bottomed...

>>38274113
The plastic ball story made me realize how much I liked him. I hope he comes back in the morning, after I wake up. Eagerly awaiting his return, and I hope he realizes that the default response is 'what the fuck is management doing' instead of assuming some huge fault on his part.

>>38273861
I like how we were all mad about this stream and now it's just accepted fujoposting

>>38273722
Will never get over how weird Magni talked about Altare after the off-collab kek I 100% believe that he was gay panicking

>>38273466
>a faggot
What is this, the 90’s?

>>38273638
Ywnbam

>>38273861

>>38273861
jfc Altare could really rake in the money if he wanted to

>>38274192
>we

>>38273722
That picture ruined my life

>>38274220
What about that had to do with the 90's

>>38273861
remember… what happens in member’s only streams stays in member’s only streams…

>>38269824
he puts quarters in his tea

>>38274273
there's a picture?

>>38274273
What picture? I wanna see this veiny arm.

>>38274229
hes a cute rentboy

>>38274214
Someone wrote out a full transcript of Magni's ramble about the massage and it was so fucking funny

>>38274285
he deserved the suspension

>>38274285
What in gods name is the left

>>38273722
Imagine that sex arm choking magni ToT

>>38274192
80% of the thread is made up of fujos now.

>>38274466
He also adds rabbit turds to his coffee

Nowa is jerking off but can't find the right video sorry guys

>>38274388
Archive reps, anonchama.

>>38274192
I don't like when you do it mid stream

>>38274537
and water is wet

>>38274466
The tea rolls

>>38273722
It's not that veiny

>>38274486
It's not the fujos' fault you don't have anything interesting to say.

>>38274537
If anons respond to bait whenever wherever i’m going to fujo post whenever wherever

>>38274620
>t. fatty

>>38274537
Most don't unless the boys are being weird live

>>38273268
kek, fujos and fags maybe masturbating to this but I'm just laughing at the mental image

>>38274472
TToTT.. I need more almond fics..

>>38274410
OH YEAH LMAO
Can someone post it onegai

>>38270232
He wants to sniff Gura's cunny newchama

>>38274731
Altare is getting the shit beat out of him and you’re just laughing

>>38274720
how would a fatty know less abt veiny arms than a skinny person

>>38274860
the fat covers the veins

>>38273861
i edited all of altare moans and he is sex

>>38274860
Envious enough to lie and say he's not veiny

>>38274903
WHERE'S THE SOUNDPOST ANON

>>38273268
>I've been a bad boy... You know what you need to do ;)
>Yeah, put you in a headlock

>>38274892
not op but doesn't a person saying "they weren't that veiny" mean they are probably skinny and veiny

>>38275000
You're talking to a retard bro

I am starting to believe that Vesper Noir is a fucking mass hallucination made up by /vt/ and we all fell in the hypnosis. Once time pass and “vesper” didn’t return from his suspension. We will start to realize something wrong and rewatch old tempus collabs, supersingly no mention of someone named vesper noir at all

>He gave me a massage. That felt nice.
---
>But. Ya know. it wasn't like a full m-massage or anything, but like-- yeah, he ga-- m-- he g-g-gave me-- it wasn't like a massage, we're j-- it was just kind of like a moment of like aw yeah and it was like alright let's go, and he kinda just like-- ya'know like *slap* ya’know kinda *slap* like went like that to my shoulders-- just kinda gave it like a little like-- you know-- you know kinda like a-- you know-- you know what I mean, kinda like your bros and you’re just like yeah yeah, lets' go, and you know you're like walking away from like– you know kinda like a *slap* and then he just kinda went like- did a couple like squ-, ya know little massage like little squeeze and hhhoooooly ff-- I have not… I was-- I never-- I didn't even realize how tense I was. I'm s-- I've been so stressed out, it like-- it was like oohh my gosh... I'm like, well for one, I guess maybe a little touch deprived, I guess in general but I mean, aren't we all? Nowadays, ya know? Haven't given anyone a hug in like... years– weaah I mean that's not true but ya know ya know what I mean likebjhfsdk-- you just don't meet with each other, we don't shake hands with anyone really, ya know what I mean? But let alone a massage like I-I've never gotten a massage actually, like a legit one, 'cause you know like– is that even a real thing or is that just something in movies? Do you– can you get Idonevenknow but.. but I was like oohh my gosh. I need to go get a real massage 'cause that was like ju- it was like-like 5 seconds. Ya know just like squeeze, squeeze like “let's go”, pat on the back and that felt so like– I was like melted. That felt so good.

>>38274720
Calm down Altare we know you hate fat people.

>>38275000
Yeah, if anything, a fatter person would think Altare is more veiny because their own veins wouldn't stick out that much?

Tempus has always been three members.

>>38275117
>>38274955

>>38275090
starting to think Magni is his own biggest shipper

Almond full body massage next off collab when

>>38275090
fucking KEK. He's so incoherent here

>>38275211
only if it's livestreamed with handcams

>>38275090
timestamp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZhyyxIFX0&t=1h2m46s

>>38275090
That's still so fucking hilarious to me kek

>>38275090
magmites look so delicious here I want to pop and eat them

>>38275166
'Vesper'...? Who is 'Vesper'? There's never been anyone here by that name...

Vesper is Altare's imaginary fuck toy. We were all tricked...

>>38275310
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
MYSTERY NIGGA WAS NOWA ALL ALONG

>>38274969
its members only so im gatekeeping it and imagine altare moans are only for me

>>38275090
>-- you know-- you know kinda like a-- you know-- you know what I mean, kinda like your bros and you’re just like yeah yeah, lets' go, and you know you're like walking away from like– you know kinda like a *slap
Uh-huh

>>38275090
God, it's still so funny

>>38275090
Reading this it's hard to believe he really said any of it but then
>>38275259
rumao

>>38275369
Based I'm jealous

>>38275090
I didn't see this one, holy fuck. This is so good.

>>38275090
lol I like to imagine him actually talking to his little spider magmites and still being this nervous about talking about it

The image of altare just patting magni on the back and moving on and magni having that entire inner breakdown is funny kek

>>38275546
Altare called it a "massage" too, but he was just like "Yeah, I really got into your shoulders for a minute during that car ride"

>>38275090
I... I remember watching him talk about this but I didn't notice how retarded he was about it holy fuck

Why is magni such a bottom subby slut. hes the actual whore of tempus

Imagine if their plan was to graduate Vesper all along (he was in on it, of course, that was his contract), so they could get a storyline going about Altare gradually losing his friends one by one.

>>38275090
Magni what the fuck are you talking about

>>38275310
The real 5th member.

>>38275546
Since Altare said that he is a very touchy person with the people he loves, I just imagine him casually touching Magni or hugging him out of nowhere while poor Mag man fucking dies internally

Check

>>38275259
he actually sounds like he is sperging more than I expected kek I didn't even notice this when I was watching this stream the first time

>>38275772
https://litter.catbox.moe/g2b9xw.mp3
https://litter.catbox.moe/lda55e.mp3
https://litter.catbox.moe/31j45b.mp3
I mean, listen to him.

I totally forgot Magni said he owes Altare a massage next time they offcollab.

https://youtu.be/jY32pD1WkVE?t=3145

>>38275832
TToTT

where is grandpa.... why does he hate us ;-;

>>38275090
>I'm like, well for one, I guess maybe a little touch deprived
Magni...

>>38275090
It took him 400 words to repeat what he said about a massage feeling nice but also no homo

>>38275832
This is my favorite dynamic WHERE IS THE FIC

I'm losing my mind here, where the fuck is Vesper? I can't take it anymore. Was this his goal? Was this part of his master plan?

>>38274486
I am part of the 20% and i will not be silenced

>>38275090
>I was like melted. That felt so good.
cums after like 3 seconds

>>38276062
Good, that makes him easier to overstimulate.

here's my copium
it's early in the morning in Japan currently so no one us up to give Nowa the passwords to his socials

>>38276062
>altare giving magni a much longer massage just to torture him, knowing how weak and panicky he'll get
>altare mocking and humiliating magni for coming in his pants over 3 minutes of completely non sexual touching
ngmi without a fic

>>38276176
ToT

>>38276043
Genderbent yuri is the best and im tired of pretending its not

>>38276152
>Vesper spam calls his manager
>Manger files a complaint
>Vesper gets another 2 week suspension

>>38276327
I would personally fly to Japan and set Cover on fire myself

>>38276062
god i want to be massaged by leader's veiny arms and instantly cum too...

>>38276176
TToTT

>>38276261
Genderbent or not, I always loved yuri the most. God the things I'd do just to get a face full of Magnolia's ass

I didn't know this general was so full of fujoposting. Excellent work.

>>38273679
>Kino looking old man model
>What he always wanted was a young dj fuckboy type so his unique aspect is gone now
Aru-san broke my heart this year.

>>38275090
this is the funniest thing magni's ever tried to say

>>38276143
>>38276176
This will be in my head rent-free for the rest of the week, arigatou

>>38275090
magni is such a slut

>>38276614
my oshi is such a whore

>>38269824
The old meme review stream was a gem, which came out very early in his career. I liked the coincidental yab in it, too. That said, I think some of the Just Chatting streams that came out last month probably mog the shit out of it.
>>38273679
God, I miss Aru-papa...

The thought that Vesper might have suspended for rightfully fighting management still pisses me off.
Stupid ass company.

>>38276795
you are literally getting angry at your own thoughts

>>38276865
Normal day for me then.

>>38276942
boys ToT

with this thread I can safely say I am the LAST straight brotuber viewer

>>38276482
Well, Off topic but heres something for you my fellow yuri enjoyer.

>>38277055

>>38277055
not so fast

>>38275090
Ah, this is the gay panic thing another anon mentioned.

>>38277055
Not even close my dude.

>>38277138
it's not even like subtle gay panic, it's like "brokeback mountain" levels of gay panic

>>38276795
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED (IT'S REAL, I HAVE TALKED TO ALL PARTIES INVOLVED)
>Vesper: Man, I'm looking forward to Dwarf Fortress on steam, I don't even feel like playing anything else...
>Manager: Say no more, I got you!

and then they KISSED

>>38277085
>>38277156

>>38275090
I cant tell if this is gay panic or if he was just THAT touch starved

>>38277112
>>38277156
there are less of you each time I post...

>>38277354
Probably 50/50

I guess he comes back tomorrow?
Maybe Vesper's schedule begins on a Sunday or Monday.

Altare being touchy and clingy with people he likes is so cute. I remember in the offcollab he was touching Magni’s hands constantly and trying to feed him and being super casual with physical closeness. He is a cuddly boy…

>>38277354
I would say it's mostly touch starved and a little gay panic

>>38277354
Sounds like he discovered something about himself, which is even more hot.

Leader in 3 hours.

>>38277366
Hiding and waiting for our time

I have a bad feeling about Ves. He's the type of guy who would quit before coming back qnd appologizing. Especially if he thinks he's in the right

>>38277366
Dead hours is when we lurk anon, you know the drill.

>>38277673
I think he might do it, for us.

RELEASE NOWA YOU FUCKING YELLOW MIDGETS!

>>38277766
we should talk about guns or something cool

>>38277673
I don't think he's that immature. Vesper hates letting people down. Do you really think he would just dip out on the rest of the Tempus guys over something like that?

where is this slut

>>38277934
We should talk about raping women

>>38277968
You could be referring to so many people

>>38277934
i love cars

>>38277972
damn king, I agree
when I watch Holo streams I'm always amazed at how easy they'd be to rape, they can barely lift weights or carry bags

>>38277972
i'm listening :3

>>38277972

>>38277972
if you want magni lewds you should just ask for them

>>38277934
>On dead Hours, /MANS/ automatically becomes /k/ or /d/

>>38277972
The women in question.

>>38278213
He did.

>>38277972
Yeah, Magnolia since she looks like a cut of fuckable meat.

>>38277673
Vesper is not Mori

Tempus Love!

>>38277934
FOOTBALL SPORTS CARS HATING WOMEN WEIGHTS ALCOHOLISM AFRAID OF SHOWING EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITY COOL ROCKS
SOMETHING ELSE

>>38278213
*magnolia

>>38278423
Bugs?

>>38278463
Bugs are so cool I love grasshoppers

What's your favorite type of rape boys

>>38278510

>>38278510
What the fuck is rape boys?

>>38278550
altare

I'm sorry Magsisters but I'm starting to find Magnolia hotter than Magni himself.

>>38278593
there is no difference

NOWA PLEASE JUST GIVE US A SIGN
I'm legit going crazy here

>>38278510
The one where before it starts you put them into a chokehold till they black out, then when they wake back up they're getting fucked by you already

>>38278423
why are women like this?

>>38278510
Knocking them unconscious with orgasms. I thought it was doujin bullshit until I actually did it to someone.

>>38278632
I mean, ponytail and boobs do make a bit of a difference.

I MISS NOWA UUUUUUUUUU
PLEASE LET'S WATCH THE WORLD CUP TOGETHER UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>38278813
soccer is fucking gay

>>38278808
Yeah I had no idea what that anon meant other than "They're both women in the end"

>>38278871
That is exactly what I meant

>>38278702
Boring, it's hotter if you look into the man's eyes as you slowly choke him out.

>>38278813
Nowa can't watch the world cup with you cause he IS in the world cup

i think altare should do a stream where all he does is moan into the mic, i think it would be a very interesting and cool stream

Does anyone remember which stream leader very offhandedly mentioned he had played EVE Online before? I wish I'd saved it but got sidetracked by work, I just remember it alongside a bunch of other stuff he listed off he used to play

>>38270928
>have him rut
>sex crazed like a rabbit
>give him a bunny boner that won't go down no matter how many times he orgasms/ejaculates (abo, eat your knot out)
>he's both overstimulated and unsatisfied
>this makes him feral
>makes him top his guildmates
easy

>>38278976
What does this even mean

Is someone here genuinely watches the World Cup? Every normie I know (even fucking women) irl talks about it while I don’t have any slightest interest about it. I thought 4chan would be the same since it’s isn’t normie infested website yet I find everyone talking about it. Hope it’s just a meme thing not a serious thing here

>>38279043
Why don't you visit /sp/ and find out?

>>38279043
I watch my country's matches until we get knocked out, kinda hard not to

>>38279043
check /sp/

>>38279043
I'm Brazilian, so yeah no doubt. I've watched every single game (and it's been a great distraction since Nowa is missing).

>>38279043
Many of my uni classmates watch it, they bet money on certain teams so i kinda watch it to see them rage for losing bets.
I don't even care about Fútbol, just enjoy watching them mald

>>38277542
I remember magni’s “get your hands off me”

>>38279143
UMA DELICIA

>>38279043
/sp/ is WC general, my man. And is not really weird to see why people talk about it when 1/8 of the world population watches it. At least here I saw people watch it in city parks at full to cheer for out national team.
Is a fun time every 4 years and the memes are awesome.

There's no need to despair, Vesties. Omaesans are more than willing to share Oga with you.

>>38279035
I don't like omegaverse with actual animal characteristics much but this is hot ToT

>>38278995
Eve? I will now oshi the leader

>>38279043
Back when I actually went to the office for work we'd all stop working and watch our country's matches together, only soulless Amerilards don't watch the world cup

>>38279035
This is sex but still silly with bunny ears

>>38279239
But BFE blows I like how tame Vespapas is. Makes the desire to be his lovey dovey wife stronger.

Welp, my Vesper's gifted membership expired, if he ends up doing a members only zatsu let me know to consider buying one

>>38279043
I kinda lost interest after Mexico lost (which I expected but still). I might watch Japan's matches but not very interested anymore, yeah.

If vesper doesn’t post within this week I will let /MANS/ lose another straight bro by having sex with a random gay man

>>38279043
is a WORLD cup, It will be really weird not to when the whole site is full of shitposters.
even if you go to /jp/ you will find footie themed threads

>>38279364
>if he ends up doing a members only zatsu
Someone didn't get the tier 3 members only announcement today

>>38279043
Roberu just talked about Japan's matches and them beating Spain and Germany during his latest zatsu and it was fun looking at their perspective. Japan's non-/sp/fags have no idea how they could do those feats and yet lost against Costa Rica kek

>>38279043
I'm enjoying this one since my country's gonna win

>>38279043
Fucking loser, imagine losing the chance of watching one of the best world cups. I can’t even watch it since I’m getting crunched by work and yet you waste your time complaining about normies

>>38279461
What’s up with /vt/ obsession with daring about fucking gay men, this like the third anon in this board daring to have gay sex

>>38279480
i'm gonna call bait on that

>>38279643
Fujos get off to imagining men turning gay for some reason, they need more than correction, they need brutal brain modification.

>>38279035
Naisu but how DOES he get rid of his erection then?

>>38279480
I did. It was just a random chat log where Vesper explained the Spanish translation of the color "black".

Would you?

>>38279771
stupid idiot has pocky stuck between her breasts. that's not how you eat it.

Why doesnt he post anything? The 2 weeks are up right, doesn't he want to come back?
Does he ACTUALLY hate us?

>>38279868
yes, vesper has always hated the vesties

>>38279771
No. I had a girlfriend and I tried to lick her breasts while we had sex. Absolutely disgusting. Turns out boobs stores too much sweat

>>38279868
Let the man ride his bike in peace

>>38279868
He got too busy fucking Ame that he forgot that his ban is lifted

>>38279868
You're just figuring that out now?

>>38279813
She's so silly, I can show her how to do it. :3

>>38279933
The sweat is the best part, it's nice and salty. Without it licking people feels pointless, like trying to eat unseasoned food.

>>38279933
Weak

>>38279043
I don't give a fuck since I stopped watching/reading Hetalia.

>>38279035
Ok but fic doko sister what's the point otherwise

>>38280032
So 10 years ago?

>>38279910
>>38279971
N-NO YOU ARE LYING

>>38279868
He probably waits 1 more day to be 100% sure

>>38280103
2014 was the last one i watched

>>38280118
donmai~ vestie-san.

>>38279933
Anon, you have to stimulate both her nipples with your finger and tongue while dicking her hard.Thats how get get a women to cum their brains out. Its how to get women coming back to you 101.

Chances are Vesper has to have a meeting before he starts streaming/posting again and they probably wouldn't schedule it until after his 2 week suspension. He might have to wait until Monday before being active again unless they're willing to work on the weekends

>>38279933
if you had/have a gf why are you here

>>38280290
Just give good head. What is this shitty advice

>>38280290
Anon it’s ok you’re safe here no need to larp

>>38280316
How dare you present a reasonable explanation for Vesper's silence

>>38280316
Too possible, I don't believe it

>>38271281
>Vespapa
you fucked up on the name

>>38280316
how long did it take Coco, Towa, and Haachama to stream again after their suspension ended?

>>38280316
fuck this whore
where's my 10am zatsu?

if Vesper doesn't stream this weekend I'll start cutting myself again
mom checks my arms, so I do itin my thighs now

>>38272450
UUUUUUUUUU MOMMY'S WAITING FOR DADDY

>>38280118
Its not so bad vespling, at least you can run to mommy.

>>38280507
I was self harming the last 2 weeks too, vestie ToT I miss my papa....

>>38280481
The same day, just at night.

>>38280507
Sanest vestie

>>38280507
>>38280533
post your wrists

>>38280507
this board is 18+

>>38280529
Come here takodachi, you really need a hug too.