/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38243946
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>38243981
Amen.

>>38243981
Amen

>>38243981
AMEN

The paralysis is setting in now

>>38244031
>rigger mortis

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1598911341686710272
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1598911422347763714

Slime Ranchers bgm is so chill

whore coming back

I wanna wrestle with Nowa and lose because I weigh a fraction of his weight!

He realized that magmites really love him and look forward to his streams that's probably why he's been so soft lately

>>38244091
My God.....

MAGNI LOVE

Magni sounded like he was fucking dying or something for that birthday song

>>38244091
ZetAxel bros
we are winnning

>>38244066
1/10

>>38244183
>like he was fucking dying
He is

SHINY SPICY LOVE

Vesplort doko

これは俺のエッチな彼氏です

>"it's giving corpse"
what?

Magni WILL fuck your mother

>>38244353
>giving corpse
i have no idea what that sc was trying to say

MAGNI YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>38244331

Magging moms

>>38244353
>>38244391
Corpsehusband vibes?

>>38244404
AIEEEEE

>>38244353
>>38244391
Boomers...

>>38244353
giving corpse [husband]
Giving could mean like (this reminds me of ... etc etc)

>>38244136
it really does seem like he had a revelation about his fans loving and supporting him

>>38244467
Zoom zoomie with me zoomie lingo

This is like the 10th time Magni has talked about fucking moms

>>38244509
the man loves milfs

>>38244509
maybe magni just appreciates milfs?

I'm losing it Magni is being too parasocial for me today
He's loving us too much, bros...

he's so fucking cute today. i wanna hug him...

>>38244605
I'm that magmite

HOW MANY HOURS LEFT UNTIL 2 WEEKS HAVE OFFICIALLY PASSED?

Magni’s gonna make me go full yume and parasoical if he keeps being this cute and sweet ;_;

john-san...

>>38244680
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/wfh?iso=20221203T1720&p0=248&msg=Vesper...&ud=1&font=cursive&csz=1

>>38244684
Just wait until he gets off his medication.

KINTAMA BROS LOVE!

UMG is stealing Axel

>>38244506
Sorry for hurting ur feelings grandpa lol

>>38244748
KINTAMA BROS LOVE

>>38244772
impossible
boi tries his best but damn...

Axels been in Japan for a couple days and he already went to Disney. He wasted no time

>>38244091
>>38244142
>>38244196
They're still giving us crumbs 3 days into the drought. Dingo really loves us

2~3 HOURS BEFORE THE OFFICIAL UNSUSPENSION OF VESPER NOIR

All these birthday mentions good lord

>>38244728
I have a thing for male menhera artists so probably already too late for me ;_;

>>38244791
>Thinking you could hurt an old man more than life in the modern era

Like most zoomers you have an inflated sense of your own abilties. Ah I pray for a swift death I know wont come

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT

A Way Out better be next week

AxMag is real!

Kintama bros てぇてぇ

AxMag status?

AXMAG ISREAL

>>38245030
Anon... He's in Japan... Didn't you know? They'll never do A Way Out till he comes back to Aussieland. Stay strong brother.

HE REALLY LIKES MOMS

>>38245030
BREED DAMMIT
BREEEEED

Nice spanish maguni

spicmites status?

Español jouzu

senior mag on the beat

>>38245231
he's fluent in spanish!

No jajajaja

>>38245245
HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I CAN'T TAKE IT

>>38245279

>>38245088
Nah, all he said was it might not be possible this year
also he has better internet and a closer timezone to her in japan

La creatura mention

>>38245030
is this foreplay?

>>38245318
when was this LOL

Imagine the magsmell...

Magni has brain damage

>>38245030
SHE WANTS HIS BONE BROS

is it worth buying this? haven't played slime rancher 1 since the victor update.

>>38245444
>BONE BROS

i can fix him...

WHEN IS NOWA COMING BACK IM SERIOUSLY GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT COME BACK WHORE

I love my menhera oshi!

Magni please I'm already menhera enough as is

>>38245586
Not for a couple more hours minimum

Magni stop dropping truth bombs for me

>>38245586
maybe if you fucking holes stopped calling him a whore, he'd come back.
no ojisan wants to be called a whore by some upstart bitches

he loves us...?

Based

>>38245586
Was there ever a scholar of the Tempus guild...
Was it all a dream...

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>38245636
No, he only loves your mother.

>>38245671
damn Vesper is 7' tall in this image

>>38245671
Gura looks so...puntable

>>38245671
kiara is a good girl and has always been supportive behind the scenes, i will not tolerate kiara slander in this shitty board

even if her voice makes me cry PLEASE PLEASE soften it or change your mic settings my ears are very sensitive kiara

>>38245671
cute
catalogue breakdown coming soon

>>38245671
I really like how they included Sana.

>>38245671
>that size difference between Nowa and Bae
ToT

>>38245632
Spoken like an ojisan who desperately wants to be called a WHORE

>>38245733
YES, I am an ojisan
NO, I am not your whore, get a clue.

>>38245716
Haven't they done that enough to her over the past 2 years?

>>38245632
y-yeah..who would want that, right?

Maagni is a brat....

>>38245749
shut up vesper
your suspension is almost up

>>38245727
SEXO

>>38245780
how is magni both a brat and an ojisan..... perhaps a bratty ojisan?

>>38245671
Awwww this is nice. Kiara still isn't a friend though but this is nice.

>>38245788
damn stupid brats

>>38245749
Fine, I'll give you one more, you WHORE

>>38245773
come here, bitch boy. you're my whore tonight. i hope you're ready.

>>38245671
canon Nowa height

>>38245823
ToT

>>38245773
This grown man wants to be called a whore.

>>38245749
SHUT AND STREAM ALREADY, DUMB WHORE

>>38245879
RAPE

Magni that is fucking disgusting

THIS STINKY MENHERA

>>38245671
Skyscraper nowa...

>going commando for his "health"
uhuh

How can Magni be even filthier than me

>>38245780
indeed, thats why hes so rapeable

>>38245749
Hit the gym
Take a shower

>>38245671
THEY ARE

>>38245958
Have sex, gain height

>>38245958
Shower the gym
Take a hit

>>38245971
TINY TOT

>>38245928
This SLUT deserves to be molested

Magni is aging right before our eyes

>>38246018
he needs to transfer to his clone body ASAP

>>38246018
well which way, he's going from brat to ojisan and back to brat....

I’m expecting fan art of Magni with a 4 pronged cane

He’s all sweaty… ToT

>>38246083
I still want to see him in a wheelchair.

>>38246065
but it'll be a continual cycle, maybe he needs the philosopher's stone to make a stable clone body

>>38246083
Close enough I guess

>>38246205
Grampa Mag

I just realized something...
Magni went through a considerable effort to get his whole set up completely changed just so he can keep doing his job, most other holomem in his position would have just taken a month long hiatus or something or tried powering through fucking themselves up further, magni adapted and paid out of pocket just so he can make jokes about how weird chat is and talk about mothers... he's great!

>>38246205
nice, i like your drawing style drawanon!

>>38246205
ojiisan magni...

>>38245123
YES FELLOW BREEDING BRO

NOTHING SHORT OF ZETAXEL BREEDING ON STREAM CAN SATISFY ME NOW

>Magni distrusts the Magmites
>They decide to tell the truth to gain his trust so that they can backstab him again in the future
Like streamer like chat

>>38246205
I love it

>>38246225
men are just built different

it does smell good yeah...

>>38246324
Mag tummy UOOOOHH

Magmites your oshi seems like he has a mild case of severe retardation

>>38246324
mag tummy UOOOOH

>>38246371
We know

>>38246371
Which puts him smack dab in the middle of all Holos

>>38246371
yes, we know

>>38246371
I would say that he has a severe case of mild retardation

>>38246371
We know.

>>38246371
i can fix him

kek

Is Vesper back yet

>>38246484
Yes. He is currently under Magni's desk and will speak up once the Magballs have been fully drained. It's taken 2 weeks but it's almost over now.

>>38246484
back is Vesper yet

>>38246482
A man put a fuckton of vaporub on his balls. This is how his organs shut down.

That chicken? Me.

FAT FUCK SLIME

>>38246482
It only feels good at first

>>38244091
Oh baby, we're back in flirts city - population: those two

>>38245671
Sanner...

>>38246655
damn pobrecito you had it rough

>>38246655
Rip

YES. 100% YES

Would (You) do it, /MANS/?

>>38246765
Only if my death is guaranteed to be a sexual one with Magni.

>you have downs

>>38246765
I want to decrease the chance of me dying early as much as possible so no

>>38246484
I am holding him hostage, cover only "suspended" him because they refuse to pay me the money I requested

>>38246765
Yes, then I don't have to go to work ever again.

>>38246765
if I'm assigned to bathing him, yes.

Fuck em bougie magmites, we're gonna take their land

>Magni is anti-union
fucking americans

He's gonna turn us into gabbagool

anon x anon...

>>38247020
Fuck anon

>>38246967
*Teleports behind you*

>>38247020
>anon ecks anon

>the one he threw into the ocean sank like a rock to it's death
kek

Where's the old man? He is going to be back today or tomorrow?

>>38247281
the old man Where's? to be tomorrow back today or He is going?

i hate concernfags

>>38247365
Name a more infamous combo than vtuber x concernfagging chat

>>38247365
masaka...he tricked them.....

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38247472
unions were a mistake....

he just killed that guy

kek he's getting irritated

where DO mags come from...

>>38247755
wouldn't you like to know

>>38247755
its not a story any streamer would tell you

>>38247755
>>38139700

Alright the meds are kicking in you need to stop Magni

Magni, your meds

AxMag is sailing

>>38247801
>spoiler
wtf

He’s lost it

Damn another half hour like this and he could have started talking about the truth about the media and who controls it

RATE THE MAG

>>38247932
cute and chill mag/10

>>38247932
Comfy medicated mag/10

>>38247932
5 coconut water/10

>>38247932
Sweet Mag/10

>>38247932
"Not now Axel I'm not in the mood"/10

>>38247801
I'm into it to be honest

>>38248041
im the magmite on the right

Final Hour

Are you ready?

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/wfh?iso=20221203T1720&p0=248&msg=Vesper...&ud=1&font=cursive&csz=1

>>38248081
No I am not

>>38248076
I wrote this

>>38248081
TWEET OLD MAN

>>38248081
He is not streaming in an hour Vestie... Go find something else do to. Ideally for the next week or so

>>38248081
Not at all, time to take a stress nap.

>>38248128
he's had 2 weeks to make a schedule
im just hoping for signs of life

>>38248186
>life
>Vesper
heh

i jwu and missed the mag by around 5 mins...

60 MINUTES UNTIL 2 WEEKS HAVE PASSED

>>38248318
THIS FUCKING VAMPIRE BETTER BE AWAKE RIGHT NOW

>>38248038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhst1CQNJMw&t=3956s
WDHMBT?

Just had a dream moment ago. I see Axel being tied on a chair watching Nodoka having 3some with her male co-workers. It was so hot but I couldn't remember the detail to draw it

>>38248316
Well it's deadhours now so you have plenty of time to watch the vod. You can even keep this thread open for signs of life of Vesper as his suspension lifts.

>>38248390
Based dream

Bumping cute pv while still on maglove hours!
https://youtu.be/SfnApNwlaO0

>>38248390
>having dreams about aniki being cucked
what did anon mean by this?

>>38248473
WHY ARE THERE TEARS FALLING DOWN MY FACE UUUUU

>>38248528
I want to see him cry while having an erection

>>38248568
or as we know it around here "Friday"

>>38248568
noooooooooo

>>38248568
Based.

>>38248390
>Spoiler
My dick bro...

>>38245030
i think i get it, she wants food, Axel wants her smelly puss while she wants his bone

>>38248316
I once missed a Vesper stream by 17 seconds (lol)

>>38248390
I had a dream about watching a perfect porn video
Woke up trying to find it. Couldn't find it, but I remember the actress

>>38248473
thanks. I'll cry myself to sleep now...

>>38247801
>>38248041
https://files.catbox.moe/z2npdt.mp3

Come on, free my nigga

>>38248754
AYO

>>38248754
AYO?

Vesper Noir is NEVER coming back

>>38249007
Nice. Vesper hates all the Vesties anyway.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

>>38249007
that would truly be the ultimate despair

>>38249101
ah such despair

>>38249220
im coming for you junk rat

>>38249101
Say goodbye to your oshi while you still can.

Altare mentioned Vesper like 10 separate times during his stream today. He NEEDS Vesper to come back or he’s going to die of loneliness.

>>38249340
Altare cannot spend more than 24 hours without being groomed by an ojisan.

15 MINUTES
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>38248370
Magni is married to Axel in his dream future

>>38249187

https://twitter.com/yuumavis/status/1598900239003684866

5 MINUTES

>>38249691
What if nothing happens...

>>38249711
i will cri

As much as I hope for something it's definitely past nowas bed time so he's probably sleeping lol

>>38249729
cry bish

>>38249500
>anti spirals

HE HATES US

WHERE IS HE

PAPA????

what if he is waiting to tweet as soon as the ban is lifted, but because he was so anxious to talk with everyone, he tweets 1 minute earlier before the unban and gets banned 2 more weeks, that would be funny right? haha...

IT'S TIME
(for him not to tweet yet)

PAPA IS FREE

he’s definitely asleep. give him 7 hours

>>38249777
currently crying

nowa sleeping naked ToT

I KNEW IT! HE FUCKING HATES US!!

i hate that this is his pinned tweet

HE HATES US
HE HATES US
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

When I wake back up I fully expect Vesties to go through simultaneous mental breakdowns for the next 24 hours because Noir decided to blueball them and stay MIA for god knows how long.

VESPAPA DOKO? PLEASE EVEN WITH 1 TWEET SO I CAN SLEEP HAPPY

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Awww, Axel took his family to Disneyland Japan with his Holostars money.....why is he so cute...

>>38249904
now post the one where we see his boner, its so cute

>>38250004
not now axolotl
this is vestie doomposting hours

>>38249894
this is why i hate being JST

>>38250020
My brother in Christ, Vesper's on the wrong side of 35, his ass isn't tweeting anything until he wakes up in 8 hours

TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Sorry, vesper is busy raping your oshi

>>38250004
cute filial aniki

>>38250004
Where did he say that?

>>38250088
What if my oshi was Vesper

>Asian friendly zatsu
He's back from reeducation

>>38250088
post monty python moans

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>38250088
>vesper raping himself
hot

He's not coming back

>>38250058
Altare had two fucking weeks to teach vesper how to schedule a tweet......sigh

>>38250107
>he's not a Tier 3 Axel sub

NGMI

i want to tickle his cute tummy and squeeze his floofy tail...

>>38250171
The post is tier 3?? I didn't notice it kek what a great day to be an omnichad

>>38250124
WHERE DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS INFORMATION MUMEI POSTER

>>38250088
Again? C'mon, he just finally managed to walk again...

(Eyy, c'maaaan, 'e's walkin' 'ere!)

>>38250124
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

>>38250161
He had no access to his accounts at all bro, he couldn't even schedule a tweet

>>38250017
https://files.catbox.moe/2v94y1.png

>>38250171
Leaking high tier membership content is a sin. Bend over. It's time to get knotted.

>>38250219
Forgive momentary retardation, I'm phoneposting in bed about to sleep

>>38250270
i wrote these btw
>>38250004
>>38250171

Where's the tweet Vesper Noir

>>38250329
he's too busy HATING US to care

>>38250171

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KILLED PAPA OUT OF EXCITEMENT

who is vesper everyone speaks about here? Is he an indie that have strong ties to PL of one of tempus? Because I watched all tempus streams and they never collabed with someone named vesper ever

>>38250201
>>38250213
it came to me in a dream

I'm starting to think he is actually asleep...

>>38250379
maybe i should give up vesper spotting and go to bed
its just like looking for sasquatch...

>>38250350
ドンマイプールファグさん

How much do you want to bet Magni wants to rail femboy shota Altare?

Vesper is gonna do an unarchived guerilla stream five minutes after you stop looking for him

>>38250448
100%. i need more deztare art.

>>38250471
he's gonna do it, and im gonna be so mad

>>38250407
>プール
HE WAS IN THE POOL!

>>38250471
Altare said he'd be back next week, so I'm assuming he went on vacation or something
Also my newest rrat is that since Vesper said something about "if X happens, I'll lose no nut november" I think he was actually doing that, and either going mad with pent up passions, or keeping his manager updated on it daily, which is probably sexual harassment

>>38250407
>プール
nihongo jouzu

>>38250448
He liked this before Altare saw it so

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN VESPER IS LIVE

fucking timeloops

if somehow my message within this post can reach vesper or one tempus boys
i want you to ask him if he can post a tweet

>>38250568
fuck you you made me check

>>38250568
>turn on cnn
you better turn on your lights
im right outside

>>38250568
why are you so evil

>>38250501
I love this artist, they're one of the few ones giving me my fix of Deztare art, and I really like the art style.

Chupado love!
Vesper will be streaming next week at his usual time slot!

>>38250619

>>38250534
>>38250559
gomen... I'm an EOP axelotl don't embarrass me...

WHERE IS THE TWEET GRANDFATHER. I DEMAND A SIGN OF LIFE. DO NOT MAKE ME WIN THE LOTTERY.

is anyone here checking every 30 seconds if he tweeted something or liked a tweet? because that would be very weird, haha... what kind of person would do that...haha...right guys?...

>>38250448
so true bestie where's the fic

>>38250683
>30 seconds
im clicking update every 5

>>38250683
>>38250697
t. zetaxelfag

May I offer you a narehate in those trying times

>>38250710
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHIPPING
VESPER COULD BE DEAD

>>38250731
Imagine squishing that into a canister and using it as your clone's fuel.

>>38250731
based anon

>>38250740
Isn't he technically already dead?

>>38250667
ドンマイEOPくん〜
I think it should be ポア

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE ALREADY?

>>38251041
>Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
>Where in the world is Vesper Noir?
THEY ARE

>>38251041
Dw he is in bed with me, sleeping :3

what the vampire doin’

>>38251116
sleeping

>>38251105
You will never be blue

>>38250667
わあ~ ここで日本語わからない人いるか。。。きもい~

>>38251156
K

>>38251156
I

hi mans i had a dream where i decided to cut open some bloated piece of wood and thousands of spider like magmites falles out. i am now too scared to go back to bed. i miss nowa. have a nice day.

>>38251156
S

>>38251156
S

>>38251143
Wait so people are unironically shipping Kobaltare? i so it was just the yosuga no sora fanart....

>>38251143
wait they look so cute here...

>>38251156
too many words, real axel would've said "ドンマイ~”
>JP笑

>>38251143
looks cute but...

>>38251247
>>38251278
Duality of /MANS/

>>38250683
>not letting /mans/ on autoupdate while you do your things

>>38251143
source doko this is actually adorable wtf ToT

>>38251143

>>38251247
Altare is somehow the perfect artist/writer piece. You can depict him however you want, and it won't affect his streams.
Remember his NTR arts?

>>38251367
NGL, should've seen it coming considering he is an Isekai protagonist

>>38251189
>>38251209
>>38251227
>>38251232
POST ANIKI'S KARAOKE KISS. ONEGAI

>>38251143
great art but…

WHERE IS THE OLD MAN

what timezone is he in? He's probably asleep

1st tweet is an apology. He's currently working it out with his managers

>>38251515
West coast PST, I assume, and yes probably

>>38251493
FUCK YOU
Clever devil

>>38251143
WHY IS ALL THE CUTE KOBO ART WITH ALTARE

>>38251515
pst. I assume the dude went camping or something

>>38251515
Everyone really forgot he does actually sleep at a normal hour compared to the other 3, vesties are fake fans.

>>38251531
>First draft

>>38251538
Anon this is /MANS/ not /ehe/. There are cute Kobo art, alot of them

>>38251351
they all look cute here

HE'S BACK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>38251615
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This Romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see, I've always been a fighter But without you, I give up I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me And I will love you, baby, always And I'll be there forever and a day, always I'll be there 'til the stars don't shine 'Til the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you, always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers, try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he holds you close, when he pulls you near When he says the words you've been needing to hear I wish I was him With these words of mine To say to you 'til the end of time That I will love you baby, always And I'll be there forever and a day, always If you told me to cry for you, I could If you told me to die for you, I would Take a look at my face There's no price I won't pay To say these words to you Well, there ain't no luck In these loaded dice But baby, if you give me just one more try We can pack up our old dreams And our old lives We'll find a place where the sun still shines And I will love you, baby, always And I'll be there forever and a day, always I'll be there 'til the stars don't shine 'Til the heavens burst and the words don't rhyme I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you, always Always, always

>A dozen Vesties sitting in front of a screen
>Vesper's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa NoooooWAAAA uuuUUUU!" "Ahahaha! Yaaaaay!" "I love Nowa!"
>"Alright Vesties, I'll see you all soon! Bye-bye!"
>All of the Vesties start waving goodbye at the screen
"Bye-bye Nowa!" "Thank you Uncle Nowa!" "I love you Nowa!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling Vesties each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"N-Nowa!? Where are you? Nowa!?" "Nowa doko!?" "H-Help! I lost my uncle! uuu!"
>Panic sets in, the Vesties begin to aimlessly search for Vesper
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the Vesties succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S UNCLE!?" "I- I- I MISS NOWA!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the Vesties become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their little fists, tugging at their hair, or just screaming at the top of their lungs
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY NOWA!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD VESTIE! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "NOWAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the Vesties still have energy in their little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the Vesties yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "uu u uncle nowa" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for hours on end, perhaps even over a day in length
>hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vesper's BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their broshi rouses the Vesties from their torpor
"uuu..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vesper appears onscreen
>"Hello, good morning everybody. I am your host, Vesper Noire, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English."
>The Vesties, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"NOWA!" "UNCLE NOWA'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the Vesties take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>38251415
Which one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE85m2xiFGw#t=2h55m52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE85m2xiFGw#t=3h29m36

>Vesper finds himself in the guild study once again mulling over the guilds finances.
>Food budget is 200% over quota, "that damnable Axel eats too much" he mutters to himself. Magni's lab still needs to be repaired after the explosion some months ago and this months installment payment for the guild hall.
>Whatever small jobs Altare manages to make do with just isnt enough.
>All this could be fixed if they actually got a job, well a big one.But there simply were no requests coming in.
>Vesper ponders over maybe having to take up farmwork just to keep the lights on, he hears knocking.
>He instinctively stood up and walk towards the the front door thinking its one of those damn kids playing pranks again.They get alot of those nowadays.
>As he was about to stroll out of the guild study Vesper realizes something.The knocking its coming from the room adjacent to the study.
>Excitment and curiosity something Vesper havent felt in a long time took over him.Vesper hurriedly walk over to the adjacent room.
>The room was dimly lit, a circle of arcane symbols etched into the floor and in the middle of the circle stood a door.
>Two more knocks come from the door, Vesper put on his coat straighten his shirt and open the door.
>Looking straight ahead Vesper see a street with what he assume is a road, lay using some kinda black substance but there was no one there.
>Just as he was about the close the door he hears *hic* coming from, below him?
>Vesper looks down to see a cheeky looking blonde girl dress in what seem to him semi formal attire with a monacle hair pin(?) in her hair.
>Greetings! I am Vesper Noir, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild TEMPUS, he quickly introduced himself
>The girl grinned, "Looks like i found the right place. My name is Amelia, Amelia Watson i am a...detectives of sorts and i have a job for Tempus.But first a test!"
>*Click* Almost instantly 4 shots rang out simultaneously, all 4 shots find their target 2 to the head 2 to the heart.Vesper falls to the floor bleeding.
To be continued.

>>38251595
https://twitter.com/ezra_chandra123/status/1598954672265789440

>>38251675
huh, wait a minute, someone already made a continuation of this, who are you? START TALKING

>>38251679
fuck i now see the appeal of KobAlt...

>>38251574
>Oh shit I’m sorry
>Sorry for what? Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Specially since they got such good size and all
>Yeah I see that, your daddy gave you good advice
>It gets bigger when I pull on it
>Hmm!
>Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin
>Oh, my daddy taught me a few tricks too like, how not to rip the skin using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hands
>Would you show me?
>I’d be right happy to

>>38251615
I THOUGHT HE SAID "I'M BLACK"

>>38251675(me)
>Watson saunters into the room, following behind her were version of herself Buff/Bee and Small.Exiting out into the main hall from the study.
>Watson speaks *Hic* "Hello anybody home!".Up the stairs Altare,Axel having heard the gunshots was on their way down to the study to check what happened.
>On the right Magni poke his head out of his lab having fell asleep at his alchemy table again, still rubbing sleep out of his eyes remarked "Who are you and where is Vesper"
>Watson wave the bluff version of herself forward which she called "Buffson" and replied "I am Amelia Watson and i shot him!"Gremlin like laughter escape her lips *Hic*".
>Hearing this Altare and Axel immediately sprung into action.They charged towards Watson, Altare to the left, Axel to the right.Buffson dashed forward to meet them.
>As their gap closed into melee range, with synchronicity only those who had fought together countless times, Altare swung high with his gunblade and Axel perfom a sweeping kick low.
>Right before the attacks connect.*Click* 6 shots rang out.Altare in instinctively guarded his face with the flat of his gunblade, 2 shot hammered into his blade and 1 into his armor of light.
>Axel's cybernetic ears starts growing, he moves at almost 2 times speed,completing his kick knocking Buffson side ways and in the same motion did a spinning backflip.
>The shots flew harmlessly pass him inches above and below.Axel wasnt done yet with the momentum of his flip he swung his chain, full tilt, its sharp tip aimed at Buffson head.
>Not so fast,the bee variance of Watson swat the chain away.It spoke "2 v 1 thats hardly fair i am Beeson and you will be fighting me doggie."
>While that was all going on Magni was looking down at a small version of the Watson it stared up at him with eyes that seem to penetrate one's soul and say
>"Helow i am Smol Ame and i will be testing you today!HEHEHEHE" and shes gone, Magni barely had time to react as Smol Ame dived hip first towards him.
>Thankfully his glove cloak responded in time 4 had to be used just to block the force of her attack,Magni spun with his remaining 2 glove hands grab on to smol ame and threw her across the room.
>His other glove grab a potion from his belt at the same time and threw it towards Smol Ame.Potion connected with Smol Ame at the same time as when she slammed into the wall.
>The contents of the potions upon contact with air quickly form a sticky surface and stuck Smol Ame to the wall.Having been pinned Smol Ame could only screech "REEEEEEE" in anger
>Altare with a overhead swing brought his gunblade down towards Buffson who blocked it with her left and swung at him with her right.
>Altare block with his gunblade and with the force of the punch propelling him through the air fire a volley from his gunblade to keep Buffson at bay.
>They were at a stalemate and Altare need to think of something quick.Turn to see how the others were doing.Magni was done with his oppenent, an idea came to him.
>He shouted at Magni "We doing the sleeping beauty", Magni "The what?" ,Before Magni could even reply Altare was already in moving he charged staight towards Buffson daring him to swing.
>Buffson took the bait and swung at Altares face, at the very last second, Altare lean back,legs flat perpendicular to the ground.He was sliding, right under her punch, right under her.
>But he was looking for something and there it was, a bottle with dark grey liquid appeared right inflont of Buffsons face, seemingly out of no where.Altare fired his gunblade.
>The bottle broke, the contents turn gas, Buffson startled took a deep breath and collapsed.Magni "Maybe, warn me next time" ,Altare "I did" he winked.
>Beeson was fast,Axel was faster after a few exchanges.Axel grab Beeson by the neck and threw her straight at Watson.*Click*
To be continued

>>38251782
>Altare,Axel and Magni watch as Beeson and Watson seem to disappear into thin air,they turn.Smol Ame was free and floating beside her is Beeson both with a strange turquoise grow in their eyes
>Watson was injecting something into Buffson almost immediately Buffson roused stood up and with that same strange grow in her eyes faced the Trio.
>Axel "This is bad dattebayo, they just keep getting up" ,Altare "We just have to take them all out at once", "But how" Magni asked
>"Like so" Came a voice from the door from the study,it was Vesper standing in the doorway a drained bag that has "TOMATO JUICE" written over it,left over red liquid inside however seem too thick to be juice.
>Vesper with his Rapier tip facing down started ,a huge arcane circle appears under and above Watson and crew.
>"I, who stand in the full light of the heavens, call upon thee, who openeth the gates of hell. Come forth, divine lightning! This ends now! Indignation!"
>4 Bolt from the blue struck at the same time,*Click*, Watson the left side of her body clearly hit by the spell struggles to stand.
>Watson spoke with labored breath "Y-you pass, hehe,*cough*,like i said i wanted to hired you guys.But i had to be sur-e " *HIC*
>Watson does not crumple as she faints, but falls all of a piece, like a statue; and as she falls,heavy footstep could be heard walking? No, running towards her.
To be continued.

TODAY IS THE DAY

>>38251718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_21Agi0t8I#t=21

chupaltare...
https://twitter.com/WJLGstories/status/1598526426348937217

>>38251921
the ghost succ....

>>38251703
The write anon? i am just posting the whole thing.Together kek.

>>38251675
>>38251782
>>38251855
Appreciate the full text but you know you can just crosspost these right? Or compile them in one doc