/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38246841
Cute

>>38246841
Probably because he was sick of idiots commenting about him under clips featuring Nodoka?

>>38246841
Vesper tried to get personal with A-chan and he got suspended, so now relationships with staff are forbidden

>>38246841
Zetaxel my beloved

>>38246841
She doesnt own him and he can bed any of these LBFMs he wants

>>38246841
Nodoka shipp is dying time to move to the next one, this time is someone that he can actually spam collabs

>>38246841
Nadoka was always just his oshi, but Zeta is his girlfriend.

>>38246841
>why did axel gave up on nodoka?
Grey Lamy hands typed this

>>38246841
Zetaxel bros we are eatin good today

>>38246841
Why did you give up on learning English?

Cope and seeth. Axel gonna smash Nodoka when he visit Cover's HQ

>>38246841
Azki took her under her protection and he's too scared to go up against 0th gen.

>>38246841
What do you mean anon? He's in Japan fucking her while he was tweeting that.

>>38246841
Vesper is jealous of the way the HoloWhores are all over his cock so he cucked & backstabbed him

It's funny how they just lied about not wanting to push het shipping.

>>38246841
I love my himbo dog and my pon cat. I hope they make retarded children together

>>38247967
>Cat and Dog crossbreeding
Imagine how the poor bastard is gonna end up looking like

this is what vesper got banned for.
nodoka wasn't comfortable with the whole thing and well vesper has autism.

so yeah, ofc axel dropped it.

>>38246921
Nah, that'd be the overly sensitive people on this board making post like these >>38235936. I doubt axel even cares. Maybe management will learn not to play into a joke that will have annoying consequences later

>>38247959
It wasn’t fucking them, it was reddit. Watch streams and stop spreading bullshit…

>>38246841
He was heartbroken the moment he got to Japan & asked Nodoka-san out only to realize that she was actually a married hag with 5 kids

>>38246983
>so now relationships with staff are forbidden
>now
They always were, which is why it was always just a bit.

>>38246841
God I fucking love this two

>>38247959
>Tame interaction
>Pushing a ship
This mentality is just as bad as the shippers themselves

>>38248149
Based misinformation spreader

>>38248308
It's Holobronies. They're all very virgin-like when it comes to any male-female interaction whatsoever, to them every little interaction feels like getting penetrated for the first time. It stings. Please understand.

>>38248347
he was posting fanarts in the common discord channel .

this is why it was phrased as multiple transgressions.

>>38248498
Be serious. During those fanarts spam he acidentally sent a R18 picture of goombus and that's the only real reason he got suspended.

>>38248486
male shippers are nijinigger culture, get that shit away from hololive

>>38248731
It stings doesn't it? Don't worry, you'll get used to it soon....

>>38246983
I like how due to corporate vagueness Vesper is simultaneously guilty of literally anything we can imagine. And That's A Good Thing.

>>38248761
Let see how it will evolve
>Breaking news Vesper is suspended because he want to kill all Jew Vtubers

>>38248965
>Vesper was suspended because he posted a 120 page manifesto to the company discord about something called 'hyperborea'

>>38246841
Vesper made it weird

>>38246841
Indonesian girls pussy game is ridiculous

>>38246841
Hi zeta
Please dont rape axel too har, he has a 10 talent cover song to produce

>>38248760
stings what? im not fans of shippers.
zeta is excluded from lamy-verse

>>38246841
>t. Zeta

>>38246841
How slow are you
It was a bit, vesper said it, Axel said it too
He thinks she's cute but that's all, his real oshi is matsuri

>>38246985
>Axel debut
>Oh no gay furry pup fetish gear
>Now unironically appreciate how Zeta can put a collar on him and it won't break character

I'm glad I was wrong and I want Zeta to bite and scratch me.

>>38246841
Holo best otp
>jam
>menit
Fucking Indog OP

>>38246841
Tick tock Zeta.

>>38246841
You couldn't tell me that this isn't how it went down.

>>38250101
Nah he doesnt even put any effort to play apex with her

>>38250788
gay

>>38246841
Because he already got acknowledged by her and the moment she did A-chan french kissed her in front of him, showing him who she truly belongs to

>>38251221
I’m gay

>>38246841
t. Artxel shipper

>>38251221
ok. bend over

>>38246841
>Homo only relevant when the girl give them attention.

>>38252258
They're both irrelevant

Test

>>38252258
such a painful truth.

I'm getting more and more tired of esl mistakes every day, why did he GIVE UP on Nodaka, one is past tense the other present tense. Weirdly I'm always picturing Brazilian people talking when I read shit like this

>>38252913
If you looked he's not Brazilian. He's an indog.

>>38247438
dead language in less then 5 years

>>38252258
>>38252628
Good. You would never watch the homos anyway so this is a justified tactic and I respect them for it.

>>38252953
They're all the same to me, there's white Americans, Europeans, Asians, Blacks and then "everything else" , only really slanty eyes counts as Asian so indogs are in the everything else category making them no different than brazillians

>>38248761
I still stand on the fact that after vamFAG's suspension, girls created the Girls only Discord Server.
>This is something that is not just a coincidence

>>38253322
And Kronii's the only one who's not aware of said server's existence and no one invited her either.

>>38253441
what?
polka knows the server (and high likely the rest of the JP too)

>>38253322
>I still stand on the fact that after vamFAG's suspension, girls created the Girls only Discord Server.
Wait did they really make a girls only server after he got suspended? Source?
LMAO I wonder what was said and which girl freaked out. Just for rrats I'm going with Gura.

>>38250788
That's adorable

>>38253892
The girls have always had their own discord server. This isn't even a rrat Altare's Discord Leak even shows that they stay on a Holostar discord server. There's a holopro one too.

>>38248308
>Tame interaction
Anon, opposite sex sharing their meal to each other is classic flirt move.

>>38254719
Meal sharing AND Pet-roleplaying. RIP to Holocucks KEK. Imagine if it was 2 years ago and Rushia tweeted a bone emoji to some Holostar

>>38254719
>>38254847
Holy shit didnt notice that earlier
They're literally feeding each other

>>38253892
I cant remember which one only that it was an ID that said it but they said they finally had a server that had both ID and EN in it. Previously the servers were just 1 for HoloJP, 1 for HoloID, 1 for HoloEN, 1 for HomoJP, 1 for HomoEN, then we later learned they made a server for all of ENs which is how the HoloEN and HomoEN could organize collabs, dunno if the JPs also have a discord sharing the Holos and Homos.

>>38253892
That isn't even a rrat, there's always been 3 servers.
One for the girls, one for the boys, and a shared one.
Of course, there's probably more like one exclusively for SNOT, one for CHAD, etc.

>>38255009
>One for the girls
Nah one of the IDs recently said they finally made a server that had both IDs and ENs at least. The fact that it only happened a few days after Vesper's suspension instead of something that should have been there since long ago when the ENs and IDs started collabing sounds really fishy.

>>38255251
The male collaber vs non-male collaber factions in hololive israel....

>>38246841
I like posting about zetaxel cause it's like I get to autismo ship stuff without being a fujo it's nice

>>38255707
So...just a normal hetshipper? What, or do you just think of Zeta as a male in your head whenever you do your shipping stuff

>>38246841
Didn’t he tell you guys to stop shipping him with other people?

>>38256159
he literally said he doesn't care and just keep it to yourselves

>>38256159
He said he doesn't care about people ship him with girl or boy.

>>38246841

>>38256524
Yoo, what the fuck, she want to fuck his ass

>>38256598
Hot

>>38256524
why do you lie?

>>38256745
doesnt even makes sense in context

>>38256745
Literally ask any Indonesian out there pull up both pics and ask them which one's the correct meaning.

>>38256745
Go to urban dictionary and scroll down, literally the one right below it

>>38256524
Real Zeta doxx when she tweeted this:

>>38248065

God, hetshippers are like a bunch of 12 year old girls who discovered fanfiction for the first time and started going around the classroom telling everyone that Naruto x Sakura is the best pairing ever. Embarassing.

>>38258833
its even worse, they're ESL monkeys that are 20+ years old menchildren.
look at the replies on this thread, its disgusting.

>>38259309
>men
hetshippers are unlovable obese women

>>38259354
This
Male hetshippers aren't even shippers, they self-insert to axel and imagine themselves fucking zeta

>>38259354
>>38259309
>>38258833
What is it about hetero stuff that drives you into such a rabid state? Yuri and Yaoi fags always go psychotic the moment some one says that men and women can be together...

>>38259536
t. unlovable obese woman

>>38259481
But that's pathetic. How the hell people self-insert to someone who's nothing like themselves? I'd rather just move on to another chuuba who doesn't flirt with tempiss

>>38259536
Kinda rude to yaoi fags since they dont even believe their ship is real
Yuri fags on the other hand are actually mentally ill

>>38259536
>>38235936

>>38259579
>He wants to fuck a hot girl
>I want to fuck a hot girl
We're pretty similar

>>38259481
I'm a tell you a secret
I hold 0 sexual or romantic desire to either party complete zilch
I just think it entertaining/funny seeing the dumb animals be cute dumb animals together also male+female is always more natural and works better from a writing point of view

>>38259619
>yaoi fags dont even believe their ship is real
Rushia would like to have a word with you...

>>38259891
this is very fucking gay anon. which does explain why you can shipfag freely without feeling cucked. you're not even into women

>>38259891
i'ma tell you a secret
taking hormones doesn't make you a man

>>38259992
Nor men mind you.
Tho I suppose I'm probably a strange one something about Vtubers just makes my brain say NO when it comes to feeling sex stuff, I'm just here for the fun
which is why I like tenmpus and pekora so much they're all funny

>>38259891
why are you worried about writing when you can barely type in English?

>>38260231
ogey fine based autistic panfry fork toaster lover whatever they call it anon

>>38260295
Hey now, I am currently 24 hours without sleep, highly dyslexic, and on a schizophrenic high fueled from successfully tricking someone into playing black souls AND baiting people in other threads, I can type however poorly I want at this moment it's my GOD given right! And it's also myriight to reply to (you)!

>>38253029
Who watches the homos?

>>38260358
YES YOU UNDERSTAND

>>38259536
Because yuri and yaoi shippers ship characters (or in this case vtubers) because they actually like their interactions, think their designs and lore go well together, etc. And they focus on shipping the actual characters, not on posting how the people behind them are fucking irl, which is what hetfags do. Majority of hetfags like their ships either because 1) they self insert as one of them or 2) they want to piss off a certain fanbase (unicorns, fujos, yurifags etc). Just look at how many posts about het ships come down to "she's cucking you lmao".

>>38250788
cute

>>38260603
anon stop being a woman and go to sleep

>>38246841
>Axel is head over heels for Nodoka, but can barely keep his spaghetti
>Zeta offers to help him by having practice dates, discord chats, etc
>Axel blissfully believes in Zeta
>Axel tries some of the stuff he's done with Zeta with Nodoka, seems to be working
>Zeta won't allow it
>Zeta's dates begin becoming more personal, she's taking him to bars and trying to get him to come over
>At her place, she gets Axel wasted, gets him ready for "Practice sex"
>Axel complains, Zeta assures him Nodoka is way above him, and that only she loves him for who he is.
>Rides Axel taking his first time
>Not happy with just stealing away the boy, she wants to mindbreak Nodoka
>Encourages Axel to talk to her, to butter her up and to take her out for dinner
>Nodoka is glad that Axel is finally asking her out
>Nodoka waits for Axel in a restaurant, he's 20 minutes late
>Axel is getting fucked into oblivion by Zeta
>Zeta forces him to cum inside
>Takes a picture of Axel's cum leaving out of her pussy and falling right onto Axel's limp dick
>Texts Nodoka from Axel's phone
>Nodoka's heart jumps at hearing her phone and seeing Axel <3 in her notifications
>All she sees in the picture Zeta sent her.

>>38261189
send that to /mans/ dumbass

>>38260826
I dunno I kinda feel it's the opposite from what I've seen especially for yurifags.
However your 2.) Is very much on point pissing people off is a great side effect and I would surprised if people did it for that sole reason

>>38256745
>>38256524
What the hell is wrong with Indonesia? None of this makes any sense.

>>38261628
>from what i've seen hetshipping is good actually and i'm an epic trollmaster
thanks for the insight sister

>>38261189
ID's are such /here/fags I'd bet good money she'll read & schlick to this herself at some point

>>38261811
everything. anyway if you wanna know the real answer then yes, slebew was meant to be a sexual innuendo at one point but as the word became more popular & mainstream for some fucking reason its now become a meaningless onomatopoeia kinda like 'slayyy' or something like that for the zoomers. iirc one of the id girls explained it like this too forgot who it is

>>38261189
h-hot

>>38261628
Which part is the opposite? To be honest, I think yurifags /here/ are pretty mentally ill so I try to stay away from them despite liking some yuri ships. Hetfags definitely force the irl angle and if you need any proof that they self insert and love forcing ntr, look at the greentext a little bit below my previous post. You could replace Axel with (You) and basically nothing in it would change.

>>38246841
Nodoka got spooked by constant thirsting of his.

t.pulled off the same shit by going creep on a girl that showed interest in me

>>38261189
nice

>>38246841
He is in Japan, so he doesn't need to worry

>>38246983
>>38248300
Kiara literally has Jenma on a leash in her underwear, sucking her germanic toes

>>38249092
>Vesper was rejected by Achan and went full Matthew Harris
UNBREADED

>>38252998
I fucking wish dude.

>>38248149
I can see Vesper just aggressively yelling at her to fuck Axel.

>>38250788
>not the cuck edit

>>38246841
She was too unreachable, so he went for an easier target

>>38270188
Would be the other way around then

Where are the fanfictions?

>>38272724
Hiding
People are waiting for their next collab so that they can blow their load

>>38269799
yeah but kiara is based so it's okay when she does it

>>38250788
I normally dislike zeta-Axel stuff but this is cute

>>38246841
He couldn't leech viewers from this ship.

>>38261189
Brrother…

>>38246841
He has a lot of girl to choose from. He just doesn't actually want any of them

>>38246841
when they will have sex