/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BUNTARE SEX

GUZZLORD LOVE

THE FUCKING SCREAMING

wtf are those sounds..

>>38215162
/ΜΑΝS/ وصايا.
> 1. لما لا نندمج مع /ستارز/؟
لا يجوز لك تجاوز مناقشة قريبك.
> 2. أتريدون التعاون مع هولولايف؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 3. أتريدون التعاون مع نيجيسانجي؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 4. أرأيت أرقام الأولاد؟
هذا ليس من همنا.
> 5. أرأيتم ما يقول /كتالوج/؟
لا تضيع وقتك مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 6. !الصيادون يهينون إخوانكم
لا تضيع الوقت مع كلماتهم القذرة.
> 7. خمن ما سمعته من هولولايف/نيجيسانجي
كلماتهم لا تنتمي إلى هذا المعبد.
> 8. يجب أن ننقسمـ
لن يحدث.

هذا و أعلن أن هذا الخيط مبارك.

I LOVE TEMPUS

Guzzlord is hilarious

He mentioned buntare that's enough for me.
But yeah, bunny suits him the best. The thought of a prey bunny leading a pack of predator canids is fascinating.

i NEED to raw altare's throat

>>38215247
Inshallah.

Dracovish is also pretty funny

bitch im still in the cut sudowoodo

>>38215247
INSHALLAH

Altare is such a cute autist I wanna keep him all to myself

I saw Vesper at a cycling gear store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bike horns in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept repeating it was "just a bit", but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the horns and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each horn and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Altare is being bullied by Smoliv-san

>>38215316
same...

>altare doesn't want to be a fairy type
>desperately avoiding saying "because i'm not gay"

>Dog, dog, dog
>please I just want to be a dog
>please, please, please

>>38215441
police sketch face

I MISS MY SEXY BOYFRIEND ToT

>>38215441
women are cringe.

>>38215247
Inshallah

>>38215501
DENIED

Does anyone else feel like they have an Altare limit? I like him but whenever I'm watching him there's usually a point when I go "okay that's enough" and just close stream and go do something else.

>>38215501
donmai, Altare~

>never played megaman
jesas

>>38215611
I watched the entirety of his 12 hour Minecraft stream live, so...

>Sanus

>>38215611
I wish I had one but I like to overdose myself

>>38215611
no

>>38215611
no but i do have one for vesper

>>38215546
Yeah true not even gonna lie, probably why I find them cute

>>38215611
Me with his Cyberpunk and Enter the gungeon streams

>souls games
altare please... think about your desk...

>>38215611
Yes, for me it was hours ago when I tuned in, he voice acted a character I left mid sentence I could not take that today.

>A hero jobber class

>>38215611
It's the opposite for me. I find him the easiest to watch for long periods because he has so many different modes. Like, you get mellow Altare, yantare, shotare, responsible leader Altare, etc. Helps to keep things fresh.

>>38215834
Coward. he hasn’t done it since

>>38215845
it's his calling

>>38215611
Yes. If he triggers my cringe meter too hard I'll immediately close the tab or mute the stream. It was hard to keep watching his Cyberpunk streams, especially after the funeral for Jackie. Damn emotionless brat...!

hello good morning where is the vesper noir (vampire)

>>38215611
That's for everyone.

>>38215940
meds

>>38215611
since my cringe tollerance is really low, i sometimes have to mute the stream
but that is not exclusive to altare
i just cant stand cringe
love him tho

>>38215611
No, because he's my oshi. I could listen to him talk, do or play literally anything and I don't get bored at all. I loved his minecraft 11 hour stream and the twitch marathon as well.

>>38215880
Why are you lying to him.

>instict
>charisma
>i dont have that
altare...

With how Altare described wanting a retro gamer in StarsEN, it sound like he has a type.

I do kind of like this no luck, cringe, antihero more than I thought I would

Three Houses was shit, and its Warriors game was also shit.
Though it was extremely newchama-friendly so they did great on that.

>>38215834
he worms his way into your heart like a parasite

>>38216158
Wait, I thought Awakening was babby's first FE.

LEADER AND PIKACHU LOVE

>>38216238
That's why he knows so many fun nature facts about parasites

Today's the day, right?

>>38216301
not yet

>>38216028
It's ok I know he's lieing

>>38216266
FE gets more casual with each entry.

>hello motherfucker in an elmo voice

>>38216301
i cant tell, different timezones
for me its friday
is it supposed to be on saturday or sunday?

>>38216266
Every Fire Emblem that has come out since Awakening is babby's first FE

>>38216301
Tomorrow

>>38216266
I don't think even this next FE can beat Three Houses in terms of blowing up FE's fanbase with new players.

>>38216266
It's the dilemma in Fire Emblem games:
Before Awakening the games were moderately hard but kinda boring to some
After Awakening the game went easier but more weeb with the pairing and certain minigames that took a weird directions
I think the meme was: No one hates Fire Emblem more than the old Fire Emblem fans

Anons, the announcement was made on sunday 5PM JST. Expect him to only come back on monday, don't create false expectations.

>i also like your name, “Male Enjoyer”
what did he mean by this?

>>38216359
No fe7 is babies first FE because it's ez

>>38216266
FE7 is the true baby's first FE, it even has a prologue to teach the mechanics.

>>38216481
It means he appreciates that someone enjoys watching males

>>38216514
>>38216556
now kiss

>>38216266
Friendly reminder that Awakening came out 10 years ago. Awakening babies are now considered FE veterans.

>>38216597
>awakening came out 10 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I only play FE for the female characters sometimes for the males too

>>38216556
Yeah, coming off 4&5, I was genuinely shocked by how easy the GBA ones were. Especially The Sacred Stones.

>>38216359
Every FE since FE7 you mean.
Except for maybe 10, all the FEs from 7 to now were specifically directed to be "baby's first entry".

Does in game weather affect attacks? Those numbers don't add up

>>38216597
If they played the older games, sure.
I personally only follows what interests me. Not exactly keen on Three Houses' and Fates, but loved Awakening and Echoes remake. Especially the Echoes remake.

>>38216686
yes. remember there's also damage rolls as well so one electro ball usage can be stronger than the other.

FE has a large female playerbase. /MANS/ has a lot of women. How much /feg/ overlap is there in this thread?

>Watson saunters into the room, following behind her were version of herself Buff/Bee and Small.Exiting out into the main hall from the study.
>Watson speaks *Hic* "Hello anybody home!".Up the stairs Altare,Axel having heard the gunshots was on their way down to the study to check what happened.
>On the right Magni poke his head out of his lab having fell asleep at his alchemy table again, still rubbing sleep out of his eyes remarked "Who are you and where is Vesper"
>Watson wave the bluff version of herself forward which she called "Buffson" and replied "I am Amelia Watson and i shot him!"Gremlin like laughter escape her lips *Hic*".
>Hearing this Altare and Axel immediately sprung into action.They charged towards Watson, Altare to the left, Axel to the right.Buffson dashed forward to meet them.
>As their gap closed into melee range, with synchronicity only those who had fought together countless times, Altare swung high with his gunblade and Axel perfom a sweeping kick low.
>Right before the attacks connect.*Click* 6 shots rang out.Altare in instinctively guarded his face with the flat of his gunblade, 2 shot hammered into his blade and 1 into his armor of light.
>Axel's cybernetic ears starts growing, he moves at almost 2 times speed,completing his kick knocking Buffson side ways and in the same motion did a spinning backflip.
>The shots flew harmlessly pass him inches above and below.Axel wasnt done yet with the momentum of his flip he swung his chain, full tilt, its sharp tip aimed at Buffson head.
>Not so fast,the bee variance of Watson swat the chain away.It spoke "2 v 1 thats hardly fair i am Beeson and you will be fighting me doggie."
>While that was all going on Magni was looking down at a small version of the Watson it stared up at him with eyes that seem to penetrate one's soul and say
>"Helow i am Smol Ame and i will be testing you today!HEHEHEHE" and shes gone, Magni barely had time to react as Smol Ame dived hip first towards him.
>Thankfully his glove cloak responded in time 4 had to be used just to block the force of her attack,Magni spun with his remaining 2 glove hands grab on to smol ame and threw her across the room.
>His other glove grab a potion from his belt at the same time and threw it towards Smol Ame.Potion connected with Smol Ame at the same time as when she slammed into the wall.
>The contents of the potions upon contact with air quickly form a sticky surface and stuck Smol Ame to the wall.Having been pinned Smol Ame could only screech "REEEEEEE" in anger
>Altare with a overhead swing brought his gunblade down towards Buffson who blocked it with her left and swung at him with her right.
>Altare block with his gunblade and with the force of the punch propelling him through the air fire a volley from his gunblade to keep Buffson at bay.
>They were at a stalemate and Altare need to think of something quick.Turn to see how the others were doing.Magni was done with his oppenent, an idea came to him.
>He shouted at Magni "We doing the sleeping beauty", Magni "The what?" ,Before Magni could even reply Altare was already in moving he charged staight towards Buffson daring him to swing.
>Buffson took the bait and swung at Altares face, at the very last second, Altare lean back,legs flat perpendicular to the ground.He was sliding, right under her punch, right under her.
>But he was looking for something and there it was, a bottle with dark grey liquid appeared right inflont of Buffsons face, seemingly out of no where.Altare fired his gunblade.
>The bottle broke, the contents turn gas, Buffson startled took a deep breath and collapsed.Magni "Maybe, warn me next time" ,Altare "I did" he winked.
>Beeson was fast,Axel was faster after a few exchanges.Axel grab Beeson by the neck and threw her straight at Watson.*Click*
See reply for next part.

He's still adamant on getting a fucking eviolite for his Pikachu huh..

>>38216730
I play FE but I hate w*men.

>>38216764(Me)
>All Altare,Axel and Magni watch as Beeson and Watson disappear from thin air,they turn.Smol Ame was free and floating beside her is Beeson both with a strange turquoise grow in their eyes
>Watson was injecting something into Buffson almost immediately Buffson roused stood up and with that same strange grow in her eyes faced the Trio.
>Axel "This is bad dattebayo, they just keep getting up" ,Altare "We just have to take them all out at once", "But how" Magni asked
>"Like so" Came a voice from the door from the study,it was Vesper standing in the doorway a drained bag that has "TOMATO JUICE" written over it,left over red liquid inside however seem too thick to be juice.
>Vesper with his Rapier tip facing down started ,a huge arcane circle appears under and above Watson and crew.
>"I, who stand in the full light of the heavens, call upon thee, who openeth the gates of hell. Come forth, divine lightning! This ends now! Indignation!"
>4 Bolt from the blue struck at the same time,*Click*, Watson the left side of her body clearly hit by the spell struggles to stand.
>Watson spoke with labored breath "Y-you pass, hehe,*cough*,like i said i wanted to hired you guys.But i had to be sur-e " *HIC*
>Watson does not crumple as she faints, but falls all of a piece, like a statue; and as she falls,heavy footstep could be heard walking? No, running towards her.
To be continued.

>>38216800
Kill yourself discord tourist

tardwrangling hot

>>38216730
There was that one anon who wanted Hidari to design a Stars back in /stars/, because of FE.

>>38216683
I don't know if I'd say that. I've played the old ones and I still thought Radiant Dawn was difficult.

altare, you have one of the worst senses of direction i have EVER seen

>>38216834
you can't call everything tardwrangling

drake and josh was ruined for me because of Dan Schneider...

>>38216853
He truly is just like me, fr fr

>>38216844
Yeah that was me, and also because of the art of some Atelier games

>>38216844
Imagine a universe where Hidari did Magni's design

>>38216812
I was here before your kind even walked this hallowed earth, wench.

>>38216874
Is that the creepy guy who loved feets and put the actors in scenes focused on their feets?

>>38216850
I think FE10 is easy as shit, but I did say "EXCEPT" for FE10.
FE10 was a direct sequel that expected you to have played the original, so it wasn't really made to be "baby's first".

>>38216930
yes. Even growing up, I noticed all the weird feet focused scenes in every episode of his shows.

>>38216940
Lol, sorry, I am blind

>why is that pig so sexy

soul-link crumbs ;o;

>>38216800
Based and same.

>>38216730
I love FE but FE Engage is so cringe I actually might not buy it. I got Tactics Ogre remaster to play anyway.

>>38216988
When he read that comment, I tabbed back in, thinking Magni was in chat

>>38216988
chat is full of pig fuckers...

>>38216959
it grossed me out as a kid, but even back then I had a dry sense of humor so I just assumed it was the kind of thing most kids found funny

Hey JST folks, it's already saturday to you.
Can you tell if Nowa has tweeted anything yet?

>>38217011
engage has the worst main character designs i have ever seen in a game

>>38217024
He has not. It's not 12/3 where he is yet

>>38217011
>FE Engage
>cringe
I'm gonna buy it just for the Mika Pikazo art. I'm gonna solo the game with my boy Ike anyways. Just like I did Radiant Dawn.

12 HOURS LEFT
I REPEAT
12 HOURS LEFT

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/wfh?iso=20221203T1720&p0=248&msg=Vesper...&ud=1&font=cursive&csz=1

>>38216900
The guy's pretty busy. Magni just needs a rework like Risu's.

>>38217088
I CAN STAY AWAKE UNTIL THEN
LETS GO

>>38217084 (Me)
I mean Path of Radiance, fuck. RD only has Ike in starting part 3.

>>38217075
Shit, you're right

>>38217088
Vesper is currently 2 weeks into his 6 months-long biking trip, Anon...

>>38217152
meds RIGHT NOW

ALTARE’S ABOUT TO GET RAPED BY A DOG LET’S GOOOOO

>>38217187
i didn't know altare was a white woman

>>38217222
Rape implies non-consent.

>>38217222
Asian men are basically white women

>>38217011
That game is a soulless cashgrab by putting past characters into it for no good reason besides sales.
I'm not going to watch it even if Leader streams it, which he probably won't considering he has no patience to even finish Three Houses.

>>38217264
kek, white women WISH they were as sexy as Asian men.

>>38217152
>Transylvania

>>38217152
ah ah ah...

>12 hours
HE IS STREAMING UNITL VESPER COMES BACK

>>38217314
leader is gonna die on stream!!!

Jesus, I just realized he's already been streaming for 5 hours. Time has been passing disturbingly fast listening to this stream.

that wiglett? me

>>38217379
Now that you mention it... very comfy stream.

>>38217379
>five hours
no fucking way

>>38217084
The main character is painful to look at but the biggest problem I have with the game is the 'REMEMBER OLD FIRE EMBLEM??? I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW CELICA' vibe I get from the game. It smacks of Star Wars sequel-level effort in characters and plot, just tossing some nostalgia bait onto minimum effort Fire Emblem tropes and clocking out.

God I miss RD/PoR worldbuilding so fucking much

I wanna play Monster Girl Quest while Nowa watches!

>>38217314
You know the second there is any kind of activity from Vesper, Altare is going to cum live onstream I beg Vesper to greet in Altare's chat first

>>38217434
I don't mind biting the nostalgia bait. I'll indulge IS this one time. The next game after engage is gonna be FE4 remake or a proper new FE anyways

When will he realizes he NEEDS the Light Ball

>>38217565
someone might need to send him a superchat explaining why he needs it instead of an eviolite, kek

>>38217565
Why? He can just stack setup moves and X items

>They later overdosed on gummy vitamins

>>38217474
Best girl

>>38217626
He won't be able to stack moves or x-items with a Pikachu, having an eviolite or not.

>>38217652

he loves pikachu more than us…

He loves Pikachu more!

HE HATES US

JOBBER

The timing... every time...

JOBBED

This goddamn jobber

*hearty laugh*

>>38215072
>Magically gets better
He really didn't want to play Fall Guys with us, huh...

>>38217776
come back slut....

jellybeans loves altare the most

Hes put himself in a rough position and will randomly lose at points like this especially early on. Not to mention not being able to switch ALWAYS leaves him vulnerable thesze stat debuffs that are everywhere early on. Later he will be fast and strong enough to 1-2 shot everything and have enough items t heal between hits but its always gonna be risky

>>38217776
you better be ready in 12 hours WHORE

>does pushups for minipuffins
>doesn't do pushups for jellybeans
He has a favorite

>>38217776
This damn prostitute...

>>38217776
I can't even recall the sound of your laugh anymore....

>>38217851
i hope you’re ready for him not to stream or post anything until wednesday

Falling for encore...

>>38217871
Posts that aged like milk kek

even with 1 tweet, I would be happy, I miss this whore so much...

PROPER FORM, LEADER! PLEASE!

>>38217930
Why can I never dog Altare in peace

Not having a Light Ball means that he's always gonna lose a turn setting up Nasty Plot just to catch up, not to mention Quick Attack damage.

I always do pushups alongside Altare.

I figured it out
Altare is just Fauna but male and blue

>>38217970
he’s extremely unpredictable

currently I have written 5 cringy ESL copypastas about Zetaxel. I decided to instead of just dropping them itt whenever I finish one I will just spam thread with it when they collab again. And their number is only increasing

>>38218001
nice anon

>>38218031

>>38218008
this further proves the vespling theory
since now and leader really get along

>>38218001
same
I got 15 inch arms flexed ever since I started doing pushups with him

>>38218031
Come on. Post one right now. I'm curious. You know you want to.

>>38218008
i’ve heard this before but is it just because of the voice? isn’t she supposed to be like, smart?

>>38218067 (me)
*nowa

>>38218008
altare has been called the male version of a bunch of holos with entirely different personalites so my assumption is that you are all wrong

>>38218097
nah bro. I prefer to farm (You)s when ship is sailing. Currently it is dead

>maybe she worked at hooters
?

>>38218031
Nice. So.. after he comes back from JP in 3-4 months you mean? If even then. Zeta already said they'll tone it down after some monkeys spammed in her chat that she was mean to him on his BDay. How the fuck was she mean, I still don't get it, they were just taking meme-y jabs at each other. I hate autistic people that take cartoon streamers seriously and every word they say literally, where do subhumans like that even come from

Why would he ever think phys pikachu would be worth it jfc

>>38218137
Pretty much.

>>38218228
hes playing the long con
he is a professional jobber

>>38218228
Dunno if you’ve realized this yet but Altare is genuinely a little retarded.

>>38218223
>3-4 months
He's really staying there for that long? He has all the time of the world to fuck all the stars.

>>38218228
He shouldn't focus on Special alone, or else he's never gonna get past something like a Chansey or Goodra.

Thank God...

>>38218223
>be Gato
>receive cute, dorky drawing from crush
>you felt extremally happy and fall in love even more deeply in this stupid dog
>you can't spill your spaghetti, so try to banter
>it wasn't really good, because he was too cute
>you are wondering if it hasn't come up as rude
>among 9000 comments find one written by IndonesianScizofrenicUnderwaterCableStealerFromJungle69
>it confirmed to you that you were bitchy then
>cry
>call Axel, because you felt like you can't look him in the face
>apologize
>he hung ups
>you hear door opening
>it is him
>he wipes your eyes and kisses you
>"it is my actual present for you"

>>38218223
yeah, imagine how many of these will be until this time. Legendary thread

>>38218347
The Light Ball thing?

>it's going to elongate and turn red
ayo...

>>38218223
>I hate autistic people that take cartoon streamers seriously and every word they say literally, where do subhumans like that even come from
you can shorten this to just the first 4 words

....

>>38218548
what do you mean? My aniki is not like this! He said he thinks of us as his friends. If I'd met him IRL, he wouldn't be creeped out by older than him guy, that he saw first time in his life and suddenly inviting him for a beer!

>>38218642
ok, this is cute

is altare even real

>>38218642
cute pancake, I want to eat it.

He ev trained for hours? has he actually played pokemon before i'm beginning to doubt

>>38218651
anonymous what the fuck are you talking about

>>38218673
Debatable

>>38215335
Can confirm I was the horn

>>38215335
based and real

>>38218673
i’ve been asking myself this since debut

>>38215335
Vesper "It was just a bit" Noir

He’s… so dumb…

>>38218673
if you get fucky enough with the ontology, Altare is more real than any one of us

Alolan Raichu exists because Pikachu is a little fat fuck that loves pancakes.

>>38218372
FUCKING KEK
I'm no Zetaxel shipper but these fanfics crack me up

>>38218372
>you are wondering if it hasn't come up as rude
>among 9000 comments find one written by IndonesianScizofrenicUnderwaterCableStealerFromJungle69
>it confirmed to you that you were bitchy then
kek

Streamer... it's been 6 horas...
please...
for your health

>>38218372
>IndonesianScizofrenicUnderwaterCableStealerFromJungle69
Cracks me up every time

Do you people have any shinies in s/v?

>>38218943
bro, last pokemon i played was fire red

>>38218943
I found a shiny Nacli by accident

>>38218943
I've played every generation and never seen a shiny

>>38218943
I got a Basculin and its just one shade of green lighter than a regular Basulin. I ran into by accident and would have missed it entirely otherwise.

>>38218943
Found a red Stunky, sadly have no interest in him and can't trade due to yo ho ho.

>>38218684
Pretty sure he knows that EV exists and items can help, but is severely lacking in application.
He tends to act more than he is.

How many gyms has he done

>>38219147
1 (one)

>>38219147
One…

>>38219162
>>38219175
Bruh

>>38219194
he's having fun and that's what matters!!

>>38219194
It took 4 tries, please it was hard

LIGHT BALL

>>38219194
He's busy being cute

>>38219194
he’s literally just running around and fighting pokémon and trainers with his pikachu like he’s always wanted to. please understand that you’re watching an autistic child play videogames

>light ball Pikachu
Now we're talking.

What is this man saying rn?

AIEEE STRAIGHTBROS COVER YOUR EARS

>genderfluid pikachu

>wake up
>Leader is streaming, cool
>Watch him for breakfast and some tea
>Go to gym, and visit Grandma for lunch
>Go home
>Still streaming
Is he okay

SPONGE ME BOY

>>38219428
he’s going to be streaming for at least another 6 horas, anon

>>38219420
And other urban legends like Surfing Pikachu.

>>38219465
how many horas you say..?

>>38219428
It's a marathon stream. He said already he's going to do a full 12 hours.

>what a good girl

>>38219513
DOCE HORAS DE SEXOOOOOO

NO SIGNAL

He looooooves saying “good girl”

>>38219589
Dog owner things

>>38219589
I WANT TO BE TOLD I'M LEADER'S GOOD GIRL UUUUUUUU

Leader wants dick pills

he's falling for Arven...

>>38219652
Knowing the story, he will for sure

>>38219589
he's balancing out all the good boys he's been saying to axel

>>38219652
He's not ready for Arven's character development.

>>38219631
me too. he’s being extra cute this stream.
>>38219645
Korean…?

>>38219513
SEIS HORAS

>>38219589
His dead dog was a female. Pretty sure the old one which died a long time ago was a male.

>>38219778
kek

>>38219728
isnt arven’s story about his dying dog?

>>38219589
Perhaps it’s a message...he’s saying what he himself wants to hear...

>>38218943
No, but I got my first shine by catching a shine Aron in Emeral last month

do you think they'll accept a woman into holostars even if her online persona prior to auditions matches her sex? i have hormonal issues so my voice is super super low and not at all fit for an anime girl...

>Sophia
That’s his GF

>>38219808
Yeah, and later on it became a story about his parents leaving him behind due to their research/job

>>38219863
Male hands typed this post

>>38219863
No. What is this question?

>>38219895
oh jesas he’s going to die

>>38219863
something something WarriorPI something

>>38219863
When they first announced the HolostarsEN audition they said you didn't need to be a male but would have to interpret a male avatar, so you should be fine if you're good enough to get in

>>38219778
Lord give me the strength to make a FAT FUCK pikachu edit of seis horas and Altare

>>38219917
why would a male ask if they can get into holostars...

I wish all of the boys were east coast

>>38219863
Hopefully not, but if they hire you I'll be your anti. No offense.

>>38219863
no, you should become a hololive talent instead because I like women with deep voices

ITS FUCKING MALE

>>38219991
you wouldn't even know, though. i'm hardly referred to as anything other than sir, as a csr

the grass gym leader is a hot ojisan I think... ToT

oh god this gym challenge is gonna be a good one

>>38219863
Sorry anon, but I am also applying and I do not want to interact with any women.

>>38220034
Prove it and read this >>38215335

>>38219863
go for it yugo

>>38220034
NTA, but yes >we would.
Even without digging into your online persona the other members will out you out directly or indirectly. Stars are THAT frank with stuffs like this, especially the JPs.
Now fuck off with off-topic.

>>38219988
EST Altventurers are the luckiest people on Earth.

>>38220034
>believing you wouldn't be immediately doxxed
You'd need to have Vesper's levels of OpSec to not get found out.

>>38220139
Yeah, it's pretty great.

>>38220075
why would you knowingly apply to holostars then

>>38220139
i know

>>38220139
Brazilians have it good too, if not for DST.

>She's never coming bro, I'm sorry.
Altare...

he Hates women, I love it, zero trust in them.

>>38220173
I am going to grab Vesper's dick and absorb his wizard powers. And then I will graduate.

>>38220067
Pikachu has Iron Tail. Should be enough with Light Ball.

>>38219863
Why not capitalize on being a husky voiced holo girl instead? Pretty much the opposite of Rio.

This game is a technical disaster, it's so fun watching it

great game nintendo

Please share with me your most sinister or creepy Altare/Regis fanarts

Coming back to /vt/ every day to see if Vesper is back feels like going out to the garage every day after school to see if your Dad is there after your parents have gotten divorced

I'll never fucking forgive the Japanese

Watching Altare makes me feel like a shotacon sometimes…

>>38220269
there's a market for shota or young sounding boys, but the market for women with manly voices is non-existent if not for a joke. it's not just "deep" unfortunately

>>38220380
sounds like a personal experience you had, vestie

>>38220366

HATE SEX

>he is actually wondering if that one guy was ditched
>someone had to tell him so he didn't waste half an hour looking

damn

>>38220366
this one makes me hard

Bruh

>>38220397
You'd probably have better luck applying to Nijisanji. Although it's not impossible in Holopro, considering Rio's sex is still a mystery.

>>38220505
? what

>>38220366

>>38220397
If that's true why do I love Mitsuki Saiga

I can fix him

>>38220494
this made me realize that altare is kind of really gullible

>>38220366

>>38219863
How deep are we talking?
On a scale from Ange Katrina to Doctor Girlfriend.

>>38220562
how do you think nowa got him to moan so much for him on stream

>>38220397
You're thinking of a VA job. You have no idea how Holostars act.

Thank God he decided to get the Light Ball

>>38220366

>>38220366

>>38220612
god… you’re right…

>>38220419
There's a reason Vesties tend to also be Saplings, it's because we're all from broken homes

>>38220612
Nowa really groomed him.... ToT now he's obsessed...

It's cute how he switches languages automatically for his regulars

>>38220366

>>38220545
>Magni dezmond and Kureji Ollie follow

>>38220366

>>38220732
he was obsessed before the grooming it was more like his obsession was reciprocated

>>38220397
>but the market for women with manly voices is non-existent if not for a joke
I'm the only one...

TIME FOR YOUR 4PM DICK FLATTENING, ALTVENTURERS

>>38220884
AIIIIEEEEEEEE

He's so bad with pronouncing names

>>38220366
Thank you for the replies. I love scary leader so much

>>38220366

>>38220831
so?

>>38220366
Cant believe no one posted this yet

>>38220562
HOT GULLIBLE YOUNG TWINK LEADER AAAAAAAA
I WANT TO MISLEAD HIM ON HIS ADVENTURES!!

>>38220366

>>38220366
I can't find any of my favorite bloody ones...

>>38220986
That actually jumpscared me

>Seriously? No...

>>38221062
Kek this looks so traced

>>38221100
90% sure that's Solo Leveling

>>38220939
Hes literally me

>>38221063
Good, than it had its intended effect. kek

>>38220366

>>38220505
You mean two people who happily drew Magni getting tentacle raped live on stream during the Gartic Phone collab have also seen tentacle art of other talents? Say it ain't so.

Clive is the best character.

>I'm gonna have to come at you in self defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byV-KAG0tAQ

god altare is so fucking cute

RUN OVER
HE NEEDS 3 POKEMON

>>38215162
So... Is the old man back yet? I'm actually kinda excited about him returning.

>>38219863
If you're a tempura and want to hang out with your oshi, please don't do it. It'll be super creepy, and you'll ruin the Holostar's brand. If you're a fan and want to join, take the Oga route. (Join as a fan but keep a distance, only do formal collabs, and focus more on your solo content.).
>>38219948
They also have this with Hololive and it either only applies to they/them girls and boys from twitter or it's just there so they don't get sued for gender discrimination. If you're a female and want to apply to holostars, your application is going straight to the trashcan.

Here we go...

oops

did leader just

>>38215611
Whenever he loses on purpose in any game.
>But anon he does that all the time
Yeah...

>>38220366

>>38221536
>>38221550
Huh?

Someone please fix your autism leader

oh leader is getting mad

>>38216476
It's actually Saturday 5PM JST bro... Not Sunday...

He's really gonna do it... Leader... Stop please.

Imagine being KlonoaDreams

he’s not… actually gonna try to grind out more shinies right…?

>>38220397
We need more deeper voiced Hololive talents. One of the reasons I can watch the boys for hours is because their voices don't make my ears bleed

>>38221631
Leaked vesper nudes in his s&m dungeon
Captcha: dmvvva

>>38221657
he's gonna do it and you are gonna like it

>>38215247
Inshallah my brother.

What black magic ritual is leader performing here, pokemon nerds explain

>>38221450
not yet friend, the suspension is due to be over tomorrow but leader did say he will be back "this week/when hes ready" (paraphrased) so not sure if we should expect anything from him right away. Im holding out hope he will at least post on twitter or even just a community/member post on yt

it’s been a while since we got a “altare gets mad at chat and then has to apologize” moment, kek

Of course, the reality is he can beat the gyms and the titans with 1 pokemon,
But Starfall needs at LEAST 3 pokemon.
And because you need all 3 parts to beat the last part, he will be stuck on a 50% progress if he only sticks with the singular pikachu.
So, he decided to take the tough route and is going the madman route and will find 2 more shiny pichu / pikachu

This might have become quite the showing.
How lucky is leader now?

Leader's gonna freak when he's forced to use the box legend in the victory lap final battle

>>38221739
considering leader said it took 10 hours to find his shiny pichu, the luck is not there lmao

>>38216802
Are you the same guy from the last few threads who wrote this? Plotanon...? Is that you?

He's so stubborn

Can't someone just tell him that it's fine to just get 2 non-shiny pichus

>>38221739
He has -10 luck, as always

>>38221890
Anon, he can't

>>38220366

>>38221460
nah it's not like that, im just a woman who is 100% of the time addressed as a man if the only impression is my voice and didn't know my chances if i could go corporate with holopro on either side, that's all. of course whatever accounts i put on my audition form will not address holostars and respect them from afar or just address vtubers in general

>>38221890
He won't accept it. People already offered to help search and trade him any shiny pikachus they find and he turned it down.

oh thank god

>>38221955
Transgenderchama... Ganbatte....

Starfall is gonna be a cake walk when he gets to it, then.
Oh well, this run really will be rng dependent if he wants to finish it

Hypothetically, if Altare had tattoos what kind of tattoos would he have?

>>38222145
womb tattoo

>>38222145
He picked some for his Cyberpunk character, so probably something like that.

>>38222145
He already has a pikachu

>>38218372
Thanks for this. The three months are gonna be rough for some Zetaxel bros

>>38222145
>he doesn't know

>>38220366

I want to FUCK Iono

I am Electro King

>>38222145
A tally of his victims

Pixelmon...

Do we have any info about whether or not Nowa will REALLY stream tomorrow or if it'll be just a short "hey guys i'm fine" 1h zatsudan + schedule?

LEADER LOVE

vesper doko??? is the rrat real he isnt coming back....

Nemona can get it ngl...

>>38221863
If you are talking about the one where Vesper gets shot at the end, than yes i am that anon.

>>38222521
one more day, anon...5:20pm jst tomorrow

>>38222478
of course not

leader is so straight... I need Nowa to turn him out

FORCED COLLAB IS A GO

>>38222673
Eat him ou-? oh turn

girl on stream...

IONOFAGS DON'T LOOK SHE'S COLLABING WITH A MAN

UNICORN MENTION AAAIIEEEE

>my first unicorn fan
oh god Altare...

UNICORN MENTION
YUMEVENTURERS YOURE GONNA MAKE IT

GET THIS THOT AWAY FROM HIM!!!

>does that mean i have my first unicorn?
>first
if only, altare…

altyumes..... he's collabing with a girl right now...

Iono my oshi...

>>38222673
>Nowa
He died 10 years ago, anon.
It's time to let go.

>>38222478
I mean, the only info we have is Altare saying that "Vesper will come back when he wants to" so take this however you want

>>38222478
Altare said "hopefully next week", so it seems doubtful he's going to come back on the weekend.

/#/ GET THE FUCK OUT

>"Does that mean I have my first unicorn?"

Altare, you have so many already......he doesn't know....

why is iono such a numberfag?

SHE'S A NUMBERFAG AIEEEEE

VESPER ON SCREEN

>>38222145
idk haha prolly something like this

Iono would browse /#/ wouldn't she.