/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

why do people keep repeating this old-ass meme from 2 years ago?

>>38155181
it's a shortened term meaning narrative

>>38155181
Personally I don't come around here often and I'm just wondering what the current rumors are.
Schizo theories and the like are the only thing this board is good for.

>>38155264
that's the worst rrat of all

>>38154643
Theres been a rrat going by Gura vague comments, Her disappearing, her using her old PC because she took her new one apart(usually done when getting on a plane), and some comments by Watame that Gura is in Japan. There is also Axel I think who around the same time did a stream before he also went to Japan.
My rrat is the guys went to Japan by Calli suggestion to try and surprise force an off collab on Gura.
Gura flipped out and it led to a fight which got Vesper suspended.

>>38155279
You're smarter than everyone else here (including me)

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>>38155399
And I'm pretty stupid myself so there should be some great entertainment here

>>38155374
I would've believed you if it was Axel but since you put Vesper now you're just reaching because only the orange homo is in Japan.

>>38154643
Management saw the internal numbers after the dust settled from the tempiss/holoEN collab matsuri and completely shit themselves, and then reacted by slamming on the breaks. Vesper was highly upset by the prospect of having to do this without leeching from the girls, and sperged so hard he got suspended. Seeing this, the other faggots are reigniting their RM accs because they see the writing on the wall. Meanwhile, Gura is seriously averse to conflict, and all this shit going on behind the scenes drove her into her shell and possibly a bottle.

>>38155642
You assume that all of them didn't go and the Orange vtuber of the Group didn't pull a Kiara and blabbed?

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>>38154643
The real ironmouse died years ago, and her sister (or "sister") took over the brand, that's why her voice and mannerisms changed.

>>38154643
Vesper is actually Gura's nepotism hire.

Nazca has many lines. One of which is a monkey, which is a good reminder that Pekora bought a fucking monkey

>>38154643
Gura didnt pee the bed it was me

>>38155353
Right people keep calling schizo theories rrats because some vtuber said that playing mgs years ago
Makes perfect sense

>>38158390
Nobody who watches vtubers would ever use the term narrative to describe a shitpost.

>>38155279
>Schizo theories
Someone in Niji En literally killed himself

>>38154643
Here's some fresh schizo.
When Pekora finally retires from vtubing she's going to run for office.
Vesper got in a fight with Omega during a meeting and got suspended for it.
Sora is thinking about retiring.
Ayame isn't pregnant, just sick.
Kronii wants to quit but she renewed her contract already.
Suisei will graduate after the concert.

>>38159790
kronii quitting the job where 'people' without standards toss her easy drug money just for streaming a little? nah i don't think so.

>>38159278
You might not like it, but it comes from the political lingo,
>Pushing a narrative

>>38158390
If you're trying to make sense of how memes form you'll break your brain. it's a combo of both in reality, a weird mishmash of shitposting until rrat combined with a distorted pekora became associated with theories

>>38160465
>political lingo
If I remember correctly, rrat is only associated with vtubers previously in /jp/ and now in /vt/.

THE CHUUBAS ARE REAL AND HIDDEN FROM YOU AND THE WORLD!!
I MENTIONES the tunnel system USED BY Them Previously IN POST >>37909552 AND I WILL CONTINUE.
IT IS EXTREMELY CERTAIN THAT CHUUBAS ARE SMUGGLED THROUGH UNDERHROUND TUNNELS, SECRET TUNNELS
Darpa SAYS IT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE: https://time.com/5664643/darpa-underground-tunnels/
They DONT EVEN HIDE IT!!!!
IT IS LIKELY THEY HAVE UNDERGROUND HUBS MAYBE USING MILITARY BASES? https://sofrep.com/news/deep-underground-and-secret-us-military-bases/
CHUUBA STORAGE WOULD BE HERE OR PERHAPS IN EVEN MORE SECRET BASES AND THROUGH A NETWORK OF DISTRIUBUTORS AND TUNNEL SYSTEMS THEY WOULD BE GIVEN TO 1% ELITE FUCKS WHO Rape and KILL them.
>b-but why would the military give top secret technology to random richheads
MONEY TALKS AND THESE ARENT WEAPON SYSTEMS. If a POWERFUL MAN wants CHUUBA ONAHOLES - HE'LL GET THEM!
>w-wont someone say something?
SEE REBUTTAL IN >>37543516
These people will DEFY THE LAWS OF GOD IF THEY WANT TO.
>m-meds
NEVER TAKING THEM. SEETHE. COPE. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE TRUTH
IN REPLY TO >>37910292: They HAVE THEIR BASES Deep Underground (google "D.U.M.B"). MIles and MILES DEEP BELOW ANY ROADWAY. A SHOVEL WOULD DO YOU NO GOOD.

>>38154643
Vesper accidentally sent Gura a dick pic
It was meant for Kronii

>>38155181
it's both a meme and a term

Vesper was the guy Kronii met on the plane and gave her number. She brought him to Hololive.

>>38158390
>some vtuber
Pekora is not just some vtuber pleb.

>>38154643
Gura was gone for two weeks because she got an abortion.

>>38158390
unironically yes? people liked the word and basically retconned it to mean narrative so it could have a use as a meme.

>>38154643
Unexplained leaves are because of depression

>>38160465
You might not like it, but you're either a newfag or an election tourist (but I repeat myself)

>38164794
roru. rumao, even.

They ripped them off intentionally

>>38154643
there s a 5ch rrat that she is returnng
https://vtuber-matomeblog.com/2022/11/65539/
https://vtuber-matomeblog.com/2022/12/65846/

>>38154643
Tony the tiger sounds a lot like Vesper.

>>38161980
I choose to believe this

Nothing too spicy, but here's something.
Having won her pl standoff with management, Gura secured a pay raise and more rughts, and decided to take an unannounced vacation to flex on managment and demonstrate her new sway within the company

>>38174083
''Hololive! They'rrrrrrre RAPE!!''

>>38172955
99% correct. In reality, Lui is the cool aunt of my sister wives

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>>38158322
i believe this. i was the bed. pee on me more anon.

>>38159322
Who

>>38172955
Amelia Weebson HAHAHAHAHA KEK

I'm closing this thread right now.

>>38154643
Gura is struggling with drink and trying to hide it. It's not just the constant breaks but the completely ghosting her fans, if she was fine she would let people know not disappear like that, that's what you do when you're depressed and lose a couple of weeks because you're constantly wasted and just stop giving a shit. She'll keep trying to drag herself out but she'll keep falling back into the hole until eventually it causes her to fuck up something badly enough she gets fired

>>38177145
I think chumbuds here do think she goes regularly on week long benders but she's still lucid enough to not do stupid shit with her Gura account.
This or she uses her shitload of money for romantic trips with her boyfriend.

>>38160174
Simply put, Kronii doesn't have a better place to be than Hololive, even if she doesn't like it she has to accept it, otherwise she has no real alternative to it unlike other talents who do have profitable alternative paths to Hololive.