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Anya!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Wz3vCyWrk
>>38120121this one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>38119989The jackal/hyena homo
>Mumei and Zeta>No Ame
WAH
sana image
this thread will be better
>People just using the conversation as an excuse to shit on random members of CouncilNice totally not anti-thread tourist niggers
I love Mori!
>>38120121Towanya my beloved
Real Anya hours
Kromei love!
the me me's........
>thread couldn’t even make it before getting archived
>>38120180>this thread will-raping press.
>>38120180Ui doesn't deserve to be associated exclusively with shitposts here.
>>38120121So will the next yab be a nothing burger aswell?
>>38120180no
>Chumbuds and Hoomans were the biggest triangleposters>Now they hate trianglepostingReally jogs the noggin
>Mumei actually meant to join Selen in NijisanjiYab
>>38120074>they took Sana over herI hate Ina so fucking much
>>38120176Bossu is too cool, Selen never had a chance
What if Fauna, Gura, Mumei, IRyS and Kiara teamed up and face Bae, Mori, Ame, Kronii, Ina in a lesbian orgy battle?
>>38120247Go back nigger >>>/vt/
I am not a fan of Selen’s voice. She’s too loud.
>>38120180R
Today, I shall remind them
>>38120178They had like one conversation with each other and it was about ultrakill.
>>38120244ANKIMO LOVE
Guys imagine moom with petra's designOr Kronii with selens designImagine a giant titty clock girl smashing FPS games and laughing hysterically at you constantly
>>38120178Anon she hardly knows Ame, they literally met for the first time in the Overwatch collab.
>Selen thought Mumei was joining niji>Mumei thought Selen was joining Holo
>>38120205Less off-topic than Gura
>>38120247Based retard
>>38120244I only care about Mumei
post this art meme
>Mumei was Petra>IRyS was Kiara>Kiara was Polka>Selen was supposed to be in Myth>Ame was Gura>Gura was AmeThere's an alternate universe where all of this happened
What does haato plan to do with her giant harry potter castle once it’s done? Tour the others maybe?
>>38120244Triangle posting is dead now?
I'm glad Mumei is having fun.
>>38120245and now she's in hololive being groomed by green lamywhat an amazing world
>>38120264>Created a gaping hole in Council>Created a gaping hole in MythIna unironically ruined HoloEN.
I'm imagining Selen's laugh coming out of each of these models now
>>38120304https://www.deviantart.com/nekoneko-nya/art/Neko-Art-meme-715389581
>>38120244>Now they hate trianglepostingthis is false
most of those girls are holorejects, for better or worse Selen is a known chumbud
>>38120323I created a gaping hole in your mother's asshole
>>38120265I don't get this complaint. If the audio is loud then just lower the volume nigga
Anya is cheating...
>>38120272old school schizos were something else
>IRyS>Fauna>Gura
>>38120302>Boomei
so uh, who's that toaster holo that black dude was talking about
Moomers and Zeta are really cute, Holobros!
>>38120310>Mumei was PetraThis should've happened, Petra is just a shitty entitled bitch that curses and acts like an e whore
>>38120178bocchi the ame
did I miss the gura thing
>>38120181She's not alone
>>38120380
>>38120395Roboco
>>38120247Sana leave due to health issues that were beyond her control
>>38120310>IRyS was KiaraActually Enna was supposed to be IRyS but management is retarded
One of these things is not like the other...
>Created more rules to exclude Ina.>Now the same rules exclude most of them.Karma is a bitch, huh?
>Selen is AsianWHAT!?
>>38120351KEK
>>38120244I wanna see them ban triangleposters and see which split gets culled the most, although it's probably very obvious.
>>38120261>IRyS vs Bae>Kiara vs Mori>Mumei vs Ame>Fauna vs Gura>Kronii vs InaWhat do you think of my lineup?
>a milf- i mean a woman
>>38120427she's one of those chinese that speaks canto
>>38120408Gura is on break until next week
>>38120413Walfiebros... not like this...
>Kiara thighs>Mori tits>Gura cunny
>>38120380Fauna really is a hidden gem in En I think she gets looked over alot. I should check her out and irys too
>>38120121
>>38120413lmao
>>38120341FINALLYThank you for putting the green holo on top with that formation.
>>38120310So who was Towa
>>38120421Yeah what the fuck is Moona doing?
>>38120310Didn't Kiara only apply for EN?
>>38120413is this the Ame's sweatshop employees of the month triangle?
>>38120420But IRyS was supposed to be in Myth, and Kiara stole her spotBut only because Kiara was supposed to be in gen 5 as Nazca, and got her spot stolen by Polka
>>38120272That’s a lot of ESL.
>>38120421Yeah, Anya has a flat chest
>>38120444Which one? I'm dumb
Most of the time i forget Zeta even exists
>>38120425The only rule that matters here is that you can't include the dead.
>>38120427Google tells me HK
>>38120310>Nazca>3D from the start IRyS>ArtiAme
>>38120509Please understand most anons here came a week ago
>>38120515To be fair, Polka was one of the most important figures in 2018-2019 era vtubing
>>38120310I thought IRyS was Aloe
>>38120310I can't wait for Kiara to get back in Japan and start stuffing Polka like the architect she is
are they gonna talk forever? wtf
How often the JPs break the containment?
i like the mouth pain but I don't like the butt pain
>>38120313Plan?
>>38120421You're missing out on the grandeur of Chama's latest build.
>>38120261the one with the biggest futa cock wins
Moom...
How was the guraxmatpat collab? Did chumbuds finally mass suicided?
>>38120568No IRyS was kaela
>>38120323Unironically China's fault
Anya regrets not getting Pokemon Milf Edition.
>>38120421Yeah, Moonalet evolved into Moontrio
>Karrrri>KiWAwa>Gurra>Ina>A-me>ILyS>Faurfan>Klonii>Meime>Be
>>38120413Look Anon, I get you're a raging homofaggot but you could at least pick better guys to jack off to. This is as bland as bland gets. It'd be like jacking off to generic self-inserts in eroge.At least get some taste if you're going to openly be a faggot
>>38120526Chumbuds
>>38120589>containmentNigger thats her korean best friend
>>38120619Matpat fucked some black dude with a girly voice in front of Yagoo
Deadbeats and TeamatesChumbuds and BrratsSaplings and TakosKFP and KroniesHoomans and HaatonsShould have sex with each other
>>38120515But Kiara herself said she was hired by Cover immediately when she applied, so she didn't take anyone's spot and hell was probably one of the first official Myth
>>38120586That's how you know Mumei really likes someone
Looking for a femhoomans in Byron Bay to rate something?
So are you telling me... These girls talk to each other behind the scenes and not only on streams?? Wtf??????????
>>38120589they've offcollabed you dumbassthey're well-established as friends
>>38120413Do people actually recognize who these are supposed to be from the profile pictures??
>>38120589Suisei went to some indie JP stream and made her cry
>>38120658matpatkeks...
>>38120448>Mumei vs AmeBro that's gross, Ame is her mom
>>38120339Is that a mafia hierarchy diagram?
>>38120673that someone? me
>>38120619It was so much nothing you'd find more in a blackhole.
>have to turn up volume to hear moom>risk having my hearing destroyed by haha dragoni hate this
>>38120619too many gays
>>38120619Forget all that, go watch it and listen to the funny black dude with a girl voice
>>38120659I'm not fucking a deadbeat
>>38120589Lmao retard.
>>38120665That was just a lie to distract you from Nazca, the Holo that never was
>>38120692you don't? not even the two from the bottom? how new r u
>>38120589All the time, retard
>>38120648>Chumbuds>Liking another vtuber other than Gura
>>38120532>Gura.
>>38120692if you at least get your hololive news by following the girls on youtube, then yeah
>>38120180Only if we get some Mumei X Selen, Kronii NTR art
>>38120679Next you're gonna tell me that they also have daily discord sex sessions
>>38120589>break the containmentBelieve it or not but JPs get their IRL friends into Hololive just because they can
>>38120448Baelz and Kiara should switch places
>>38120589They have literally had sex on stream before
>>38120465You really should. As long as you can get past IRyS being a complete dunce in games sometimes, she’s such a treat to watch. I’d highly suggest watching the first hour or so of her recent pokemon stream to get a taste of what she’s like. She’s just hilarious to watch. Fauna’s great in general. Good at games, good at talking, good at reacting to things. She was a filter for a lot of people because of the soft voice but as you can see, she’s pretty beloved now
>>38120721Coward, no balls
>>38120653>>38120685Why it's bad if Mumei does the same with Selen though
>>38120659are brrats 12 like bae?
>>38120282Bruh... zetame had a kino interraction in 1st EN + ID amogus collab.
>>38120696What kind of mother/daughter relationship includes petplay?
>>38120747Mumei will never fuck Selen, her cloaca is only for Canadian women only
>>38120745following the girls on twitter*
>>38120699In Don Towa we trust
>>38120619Data Dave is my new oshi
>>38120747POMU...
>>38120780Because Selen is a known neck vertebrae thief and she has probably stolen TWO neck vertebrae from Mumei alone.
>>38120765Fine, IRyS vs Mori and Kiara vs Bae, take it or leave it.
Anya sounds like fucking Mickey MOUSE
>>38120659I'm not A 8 year old boy, so I don't think the chumbud would want to have sex with me.
>>38120421this niji stream do be bussin ong way better than these mid af pokemon streams fr
>>38120694Based psychopath.
>>38120803anon...
>>38120775How on earth is the soft voice considered a filter. I makes me wanna get nursing handjob and positive affirmations
>>38120775Who the hell watches holos for the gameplay?
>>38120784I'm talking about Selen anon
>>38120323Ina left a gaping hole in my heart.The one ruining hololive was that hag Mio who caused the holocaust>>38120621What, why?
The dope
>>38120765>>38120830Fuck off.
>>38120721You're rightYou're gonna be fucked by a deadbeat
>>38120515Aloe stole Kiara place in gen5!!
>>38120659Those dumb clocks will be begging for seconds
>>38120713It's similar to watching a Mumei/Kronii stream.
>>38120873Cute dope!
>>38120757Ina....it was not your fault Sana didn't work out
>>38120882We're talking about sex pairings retard
>>38120854God, fucking tell me about itI spent like a week straight jerking off to the thought of nursing handjobs from FaunaThe week after was messy yandere sex
Imagine if tatsu Selen and tatsu Kiara did a collab like this call in, jesas it would never end
>>38120742AWOL =/= KIA
I only put my desktop to sleep, is that bad?
>>38120822Pomu is part of Kiara's harem now
>>38120920Yes. Go live with the fact that Kiara and Mori are attached to each other.
that's literally broscience you fat dragon
>>38120721>Implying I’m giving you a choice
Why is Anya voicing Arven like a fag? He doesn't deserve this mockery...
completely false selen. i have my pcs on 24/7 for longer than you've been an adult and that's pure bs.
>>38120884I imagine Minecraft skeleton sounds when having sex with a deadbeat
>>38120448I want Kronii to overpower my Ina with her massive tits
>>38120780well I don't think it's bad
>>38120946No, this is only really true on laptops because the battery will shit itself. With desktops leaving it running is fine (it adds a bit more stress but so does turning it on and off a lot).
>>38120244Why do troons call it triangleposting? It's the trinity.
>>38120983It will make the sad cutscenes even sadder
>>38120946Depends on what state you configured as sleep.
>>38121005Yet it now has 5 members...
Was Mumei supposed to be Gura, Petra or orcschizo? I'm kinda lost
>>38120854The same way Towa and Lamy have the weirdest sounding granny voices nowBecause people are retards who can’t take listening to a certain type of voice
>>38120780People will shit on anyone with the Nijisanji tag
>>38120995God dammit
>>38120597Don’t worry, I opened her stream.
Kiara should sex InaFauna should sex BaeMumei should sex AmeIRyS should sex KroniiGura should sex Mori
>>38120765BASED
>>38121032Yes.
>>38120946i put mine on sleep as well because my gpu siphons the fuck out of my electricity bill even when idle
>Twitch giving more exposure and support to vtubers by having them on the frontpage>Susan's counter is a "podcast"what a joke Youtube
>>38121031>55 people don't fit in a triangle, it only has 4 members, that's why it's called the quadruple trinity
>>38120946You don't really have to do that but that's alrightAnother anon pointed out this is only true for laptops, but it's because OS makers can't seem to make it work for some fucking reason
>>38120946no don't listen to anything she says. she's fucking stupid and most of her knowledge comes from other people telling her x and she never researches into it herself. bitch is dumb as nails
>>38121032If switched at birth lore checks out then orcschizo would be Petra
>>38121103Thanks for the explanation
>>38121005>troons Yet more evidence that triangleposters are the biggest faggots out there
>>38121086I don't want vtubers on youtube's front page tbqhwyfamVtuber Youtube > Twitch >>>>> Youtube general population
It's a bit sad to see that literally the only thing preventing HoloEN from being just like every other Western vtubing company are the restrictions the girls constantly seethe over.
>>38121086twitch are also somehow more jewish than youtube thoughor is that old drama? idk if things have changed, youtube still seems to be the better platform for chuubas
>>38121005not even og trinityposting was as shit as triangleposting, cuck
giwtwm
>>38121103>quadruple trinity Do the ESL retards pumping out these godawful images not know quartet is a word?
Pet play with Moom!
The Chama
>>38120482UWEE
I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS
>>38121126>orcschizo gets to fuck anyaIT'S NOT FAIR
>>38121086People here actually want holoEN to interact with no one online and then die off because they get no exposure
>>38121162and thank God for that
>>38121107I would imagine it's hard to keep the user's session in RAM without keeping the computer on somewhat, which obviously requires battery power. Hibernation (suspend to disk) is probably a better option for those kinds of systems
ZETA PETPLAY
>>38120825Can confirm, I was never the same after my encounter with that fiend.
>>38121213EN will die off because they don't fucking stream_____________________________________________________________________________
>Mumei wants to be Kronii's dogWhy is she like this?
>>38121186Quintuple quartet has a ring to it I guess
KEK
>>38121162If a status quo is not maintained then hololive will decend into chaos
>>38121186A quartet can't be a trinity retard, it's in the name
>selen thinks mumei doesn't know about petplay
>>38121213good, more of my oshi for me
>>38121159youtube's good for established chuubas, but good luck getting established on youtube in the first place. youtube's dogshit for discoverability
>>38121186Because it sounds funnier, you no-fun-allowed prescriptivist hardass
>>38120692They are part of THE discord server
mumei fucking please........
moom is going to become my dog
>>38120302>I only care about Mumei>Post BoomeiWe see your agenda, ya spooky spectral leech
>>38121162This also apply to JP but well they also have a bunch of rule breakers over there
Okay, but can Friend defeat Ember?
Mumei and Kronii 1000% wants to do public petplay
>>38121186But if it was a quartet then it wouldn't be a triangle
Nice niji thread holobronies
>>38121145Your oshi will never be a triangle
>>38121162More like they want Hololive to be the company they applied to (2020 pre-taiwan pre-holocaust golden age) instead of the declining corpse it's become
Hoomans want this?
Mumei don't lie we all saw you doing pet play with Ame
>>38121261Kinky Lesbians
>>38121186so the quintuple triad then
>>38121354Cute!
Hey mumei and zeta are in selen birthday call in for a while, has any holo girl stayed this long in holo birthday ?
>>38121031That's the joke.
Isn't it just funny guys that Axel, Moona and Anya are better detectives than Ame.
>>38121375That sounds bad ass
>Mumei calling in to Holos: "ummmmm happy bday, I got you a shitty drawing as a present (answer canned question) mmmkay bye">Mumei calling in to Nijis: Treat them as a lifelong friend and have hours of off-the-cuff conversation
>>38120071>>38120115>>38120127Wuzzaaaaap, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>38121298YouTube is better for discoverability than twitch, twitch is just better for networking. Their algorithm does nothing for the sea of low view streamers starting up.
How will you feel when Anya's 3D is debutted at holofes and she has FAT OPPAI LOLI MILKERS and stuffs
>>38121334Ember is a canadian allergic to maple trees. and tons of other things. Friend probably just needs to sneeze and ember will have an allergic reaction
>>38121231haven't used a macbook but I've had 2 laptops (1 running windows, another running some old ubuntu gnome os) die on me because I had to move between classroms and then forgetting to shut down or hibernate and the stupid thing overheated inside my backpack
HUMAN CENTIPEDE MENTION
>>38121375Kino name
>>38121381Apparently niji bdays last a long time.
>>38121350That company is fine, their branch is the one declining and that is entirely on them.
>>38121145It's ok to be jealous teamate
>>38120413The saviors of HoloEN.
>>38121375That sounds like a terrorist sect
zeta mentions the human centipede weirdly frequently
>>38121162Women are likeable only under a strict moral code. This is true everywhere, not just in the western hemisphere.
>>38121428Gura's favorite movie!
YEAH THAT'S PORN
>>38120866games that banned hololive
>>38121300Is this fun to you? In what world is posting some fucking “graphic design is my passion” ugly ass garbage and getting 5 people going >Mumei>Fauna>IRyS>Gura3 of which are you replying to yourself fun?
>>38121412Horny
>>38121404Remember when hoomans tried to cope with "oh selen just commissioned art off her once they were never close"
>>38121408>YouTube is better for discoverabilityNo youtube streamer has ever said this.
what about sextuple
Man, Chammers builds some amazing stuff.
>>38121381Niji bdays are 12+ hour streams, every single one of them.
>>38121405
>>38120692If you pay attention to literally any project involving 3D assets then your probably know who the bottom 2 areno clue who the top is supposed to be
>>38121404you really have to stop using the exact same images when you shitpost
>>38121254I bet Big Ed would like watching Koyori
Can Selen say two sentences without forcing a laugh?
>>38121381Holo totsus are strictly stage managed and scheduled ahead of time, Nijis can just do whatever>>38121404It's almost as if they're actually friends. Do you actually believe Holos are supposed to be friends?
>>38121145See how it recoils, "I've been found out!"
>>38121459You sound mad
>>38121343>>38121439>>>/pol/
>>38121412That won't happen because it would genuinely look horrifyingly bad.Like you can joke about her having massive tits all you want but that thought came from a fucked up rigging on her chestplate, so if they gave her 3D the same treatment it'll become historically the worst 3D currently used
>>38121488No.
>>38121408Yeah. Twitch front page is dominated by big streamers streaming like 12 hours a day, good luck squeezing in thereThat is why leeching is a culture there, there’s no other way for newbies to get themselves out there on Twitch
>>38121408I sure as hell see new vtubers on twitch more often than youtube. i don't see new shit ever on youtube, it's very interested in feeding you things it already knows you like. any given day a dozen 2views are there if i scroll down on twitch.
I always knew it was all a facade and keyfabe, but I feel upset they can't be arsed to even play along anymore.I didnt want hololive to be just like the rest of the corpos and streamers out there.
>>38121474>"nobody bites my retarded bait">"oh yeah let's go for mumei instead"
>>38121381the longest I remember was Kiara being on Reine's for like 20 minutes, only cause she was the last caller
>>38121405not funny bruh
>>38121408Not reallyAs a viewer, I don't even get to see new stuff on the recommended videos list beside videos, it's all stuff I already watch or channels I'm already subbed to
>>38121488>forcingThis is what happens when you're too used to watching Yagoo's home for broken girls
>>38121459bruh
>>38121530Be less obvious, shitposter
>>38121501>>>/vt/hlgg
>>38121466There are only 4 unicorn friendly holos, that's why it's quadrupleAnd they need to fit into a triangle, that makes it a trinityWhen we get EN3 maybe we can make the unicorn friendly octagon or pentagon
>>38120589Not only did they collab out of hololive regularly, some even collabed with non-holopro m*les
>>38121445go back to fucking goats and beating the wife abduhl, you know the caliphate wouldn't like you being on 4chan
>>38121543What did poor Polka ever do to you??
>>38121412Gonna jack off
>>38121213Incorrect, i want HoloEN to interact with no one, and then say something funny on stream that goes viral without any effort, just like the good old days
>>38121381Kind of hard to forget Kiara calling in to Reine's birthday and pretty much took over the whole stream. Which was also probably the gayest wholesome confession in Hololive this year
>>38121408True. I only ever got ONE viewer to interact with me while streaming a JRPG and I asked him how he found me, he said he manually looked up the game and chose someone that was streaming it but was more or less on the same part of the game as he was.
>names her Bonsly BonfistThe fuck kind of name is that, Anya?I can't comprehend her inner workings
>>38121497See >>38121501
>>38121556Name a single unicorn-friendly HoloEN, so I can laugh
>>38120271Zexo
>>38121556cringe forced meme, trianglecuck
>>38121560Unicornbros....our JPs maidens....
>>38121556Unironically none of them are unicorn friendly if you want to use the proper termIt's just different here
>>38121404I know you're just a dumb shitposter but I blame that more on the weird insistence to involve 30+ people every tatsu, so you end up being given 5-10 minutes at most.
>>38121607Mori
>>38121583>probably the gayest wholesome confession in Hololive this yearThat was scaring me, I thought something was going to happen
>>38121607IRyS is pure, she's never even talked to a man other than DadRyS.
>>38121526On twitch you have to do the work, but it doesn't work below a certain viewership, because it gets too crowded and they ruined their filter system. YouTube on the other hand, constantly recommends me 10-80 viewer streams based on stuff I watch.
>>38120427She's a Hong Kong Canadian.
not the heckin dogerino
>>38121607I'm glad you asked>Gura>IRyS>Fauna>Mumei
>>38121646Kek
I don't even know what unicorn is supposed to mean
>>38121596She's clearly (unfortunately) been playing Overwatch offstream.
>>38121661Based
>>38121614Just watch Pekora, her introvertness just isolate her from everything so you don’t have to worry much
>>38121661Cannot believe the rehabilitation Fauna and Mumei got on this general, go back to debut and you literally could not talk about them lmao
>>38121057We all should forget about the holocaust
>>38121633That and the obligate "Shill this at this time" bit.
Mumei is failing her classes...
>>38121404>Holos>coworkers>Selen>IRL friends
>>38121661>matpat>Brian>lol>lol
mumei is just like me. i am so screwed
>>38121556>>38121607>>38121614>>38121632>>38121661wrong thread, sisters
>>38121646lmao
>>38121678the word has lost any meaning anyway, it's just a shitpost at this point
>>38121661Stop baiting doxxniggers and don’t try that “well actually unicorns don’t care if they have boyfriends” because we all know that’s horseshit.
>>38121646They'll think you're being serious you know?
>>38121573You need to adapt and evolve with the changes of time, which is why you shouldn't get a management position
>>38121678A girl without male collabs that does GFE
that disgusting purple woman is sabotaging mumei...
>>38121691But isn't your chicken a little too cold for that anon?
>>38121633They have to cram 30+ callers in a 2 hour period more or less
>>38121591Yup, you basically have to grind niche games to get a few loyal viewers and boost you on the page. On YouTube, vods get recommended, so it passively improves your viewership if you use the algo to your advantage.
>>38121694And that's a good thing because they're nice girls and are fun to watch.
Buying things online is the only way I can feel something these days...
>>38121481>he is upset
>>38121765What did you get?
>>38121640I thought she was deadass going to propose or ask Reine to be her gf live on stream lol
>>38121678Unicorn horns used to be used as makeshift dildos so unicorn friendly girls are those who are chronic masturbators.
>>38121678When japs say it they mean virgins that live in a plastic bubble in their house, when /vt/ says it they mean cute girls that only stream with other cute girls.
>>38121757If only Hoomans and Saplings can stop being tribalists that try to force the unicorn bullshit then.
>Matpat thing was a nothing burger so people are crying about a zatsu birthday call in
Why doesn't Mumei just drop out if she's just gonna endlessly cry about it.
>>38121745At this point I can't tell if this nigga serious or just answering wrong for the sake of it
when is next deep voice towa?
>>38121773start signing your posts
>>38121716Nothing NothingYears agoYears agoGot it
>>38121694It's objectively a good thing but it's also hilarious going from *that* shit to seeing people try to include them into le ebin' unicorn clique
>>38121825Momma Owl would skin her alive then run her over.
>>38121737>laughs as i hold a vial of the newly developed covid-21
>>38121765Buying stuff makes me feel bad
>>38121812I'm sure they're the ones that are bringing up the invitations to shit on their own oshis because that makes total sense.
If you think any western woman is pure then you've clearly never seen what modern dating is like
>>38121850>Years ago>Years agolol
>>38121678Originally meant only accepts virgin girls (like how mythical unicorns worked) but as with every internet word its meaning got hyperbole'd into nothingness
>>38121812Fuck you faggot, those are the same fucking catalog niggers that have been shitposting up and down with numbers. Nothing more than retarded shitposters who I wish would off themselves.
>>38121747The fact that this is the only thing shitposter have to use against her after 1 whole year should tell you how safe she isShe also post a tweet laughing on Jun wedding, she know
>>38121812Don't have to be a unicorn to appreciate four members of HoloEN
>>38121825Her mom would disown her
So this is what real friendship is like
>>38121678They are an elite cavalry division who ride flying unicorns into battle
Oh, they've updated the calendar. It now shows the time until the next video.Shall we take bets on who's going to be there?
Moom gone, ban all purple dragons below this post.
The triforce design actually has 5 triangles.
How awkward would it be if she still had collars on standby
>>38121877Go on then, prove it's wrong
>>38121891And? She makes more money than her.
They are gone
>>38121864It's even more pathetic really. In trying to overcorrect they instead try to ally with the ones who were shitting on them from debut.
moom and zeta gone...
>>38121689
>>38121881I love you Chibifaufau poster
>>38121900what about this purple vtuber?
>>38121801I would assume that’d mean the opposite, and that the hymenless whores would want to break off their horns to masturbate, and that’s why they hate them
>>38121930based retardGOD
>>38121694Their respective discords just put the time in to whitewash their past and reputation here. Newfags ate it up because they found them useful to use those two and irys as nu-sheepposts. It's a sad indictment on how far this thread has fallen and how open it is for gayops that they're not only discussed here but held up as paragons of hololive by newfags.
>>38121897>stag beetle It's Nene!
>>38121885Then why those 4 in particular?
>>38121819Nobody has ever cried about call ins in /hlgg/ before after all. Completely unprecedented. Not like literally every totsu is a shitstorm.
>>38121951ESPECIALLY that purple vtuber
>>38121917Anon living under the conditions of controlling parents isn't as easy as just "lol just move out/ignore them/burn your entire family social bridge" unless they were like, extremely physically abusive
>>38121951tawawa...
>>38121973My favourites
>>38121516On the bright side, she will never use her 3D regardless of its quality anyway.
>>38121825She actually wants to have a future after Hololive
>>38122005For what reason?
So is this how Mumei actually acts with real friends?Is anyone in HoloEN actually close?
>>38121863This is an absurdly cute image. You should feel immensely proud of yourself to have lived to see something so adorable and moving.
>>38121785For me, HD 800s headphones + other equipment. And a laptop since mine's kinda falling apart. Also another laptop and massager for christmas presents.
Moom gone again...
>>38121921Then who's neon?
I have to give credit to the catalogfags. The triangle posting has probably been the most successful shipost they've created since it plays directly into the mental illness that's prevalent here so it nets 1000000 (you)s every time.
>>38122031like OMG sister! they are totes not real besties
>>38121534Did the factual statement that your oshi cares more for a socially retarded chunk that laughs every two seconds than she does you hurt your feelings?
>>38121086>Podcast> It's not SNOT Susan hate!
>>38121971Who do you think was on the first day then?
>>38122031The NijiEN girls are unironically just more normal and sociable. HoloEN are just weirdos
>>38122028Voice, content choices, havent spoken poorly of their audience, no tempiss collabs
Now what?
>>38122024Why would that end at hololive? You can just hop to your other online personality and coast off the audience that follows.
>>38122031She acts like this with SNOT, you know, the few true friends in HoloEN
>>38122073It's just clique posting all over again, it doesn't deserve any credit.
>>38121942
>>38122006She will get herself a Sololive just so she’ll get a new 3d to use forever
>>38122031Bae and IRyS.
>>38122065Good stuffs
>>38122100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4FS8dPXlL8You will watch the chammer minecraft
https://youtu.be/YogcdxP83e4?t=22690Kiara's moist meter was off the charts and really wanted to fuck this girl. If there isn't any Kiara Tulip porn then I will be disappointed
>>38121765That's a sign of depression, anon..Try eating a little healthier and getting some sunlight, winter can do a number on you
>>38121982no...
>>38122086Marine, you dumbass. Don't you recognize the jolly roger?
>>38122028NTA but great singers and sense of humor, fauna just has great sense of humor, but she has soul singing
>>38122099So.Unicorns.
>>38122079she's met with her genmates a few times now, don't be retarded
Anya speaks funny
>>38122122Sololive waiting line is probably longer than the 3D studio waiting line (8 months)
>>38121745what's gura's gfe? the ghosts you for weeks to go out with some other guy experience?
>>38122068Dad jokes are my krypton-ite
>>38121917Mumei loves her mom.
>>38122171Fag i don't care about their purity.
>>38122073It’s just SNOTposting which was just Trinitypoating rebadged.
>>38122119Its funny because it literally uses the same language and format as trinity posting, but just adds unicorn autism and people think its brand spanking new
>>38122194that guy? me
>>38122079why would it hurt my feelings? she's not my friend
>>38122119Not only is clique posting, but it has an "exclusive club" flavor, so retards eat it like flies eating shit
>>38122121Don't defile my oshi's corpse
>>38122073>I have to give credit to the catalogfags.They didn't make it, just a slightly different of flavor of "trinityposting" which was around before /vt/ even existed, and even that's just "le in group GOOD out group BAD" rehashed, which probably been around since the dawn of humanity
>>38122194That's Ame though lole
>>38122215>backtracked so hard they ended all the way backFucking LMAO
>>38121897fauna, ame, and bae seem to be the most responsible when it comes to this kind of thing so I'm guessing one of them. most likely ame since that is the EN that kiara is closest with
>>38122221No, SNOT is real. They have a discord chat and share memes and stream exclusively to each other.
>>38122194>My gf is going away to spend time with her family>what the fuck why isn't she sending me messages every 10 minutes instead of enjoying her family??????
Why is Chammers the cutest holo?
>>38122073This is literally just /jp/-era Trinitynigger posting with an imageCatalogfags dont invent shit, theyre just redditors who regurgitate old OC
>>38121912anon the burden of proof is on you in that regard
>>38121917Mother owl thinks she's a pornstar
>>38122281That family she's enjoying?Me.
>>38122249I can't even remember Ame ever gone for more than one week.
>>38122249yeah, me
It's not Pokemons, Pokemon is already plural
Mogged
>JermaAme on shambles
>>38122149Lots of things seem to point that way...i'll make sure to open my curtains tomorrow and let in some sun! I keep forgetting to do that...
>>38122271Well, Fauna and Mumei does. They said Gura hasn't really posted in awhile.
>No overseas gen after Myth will ever get a 3D>No overseas gen will ever get studio 3D except when Mori makes a guest appearance>No sololives except Mori>Even IRyS won't get a 3D, got sent to the back of the line because of the redesign>Wasn't going to get it until after all of myth got a 3D anywayIs it over, bros?
>uses pokeballs from her bagBased QoL-hating dagger
>>38122281>Who cares if my gf ignores me for 2 weeks
I do wonder what we could have done to make Sana stay with HololiveAnti-death medicine for dogsAnti-back-hort medicineDedicated genshin impact perms campaign medicine.More meds in general
>>38122295that's not how you spell IRyS
>>38121897Kiara was pretty sad about missing Ina
>>38122327When?
>>38094943I am back and just wanna say I fucking called it.
>>38122181Anya is a patient dagger and perfectonist. She will wait.
>>38122281I don't have any skin in the game because Gura isn't my oshi but if your GF literally isn't texting you at least once or twice in 2 weeks then maybe there is an underlying issue in your relationship
>>38122317And even then she still communicates so it's not really ghosting. I don't think the guy you are replying to cares though.
>>38122271Retard
>>38122317~1.5 weeks once or twice to either move or go on vacation. hard to remember. but yeah.
>>38122271so fucking what
>>38122371Oh wow, you successfully called a premier as being a prerecorded video. Fucking Nostradamus over here.
>>38122322>We don't have to dream that we're important. We are.THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS, BABY
Can some IRyStocrat post cute reaction pics of the new IRyS, I'm tired of seeing only her smug face being posted.
>>38122446I meant the answers being pre-recorded you moron.
>>38122322Housekeks…
>>38122281Gura is god awful at keeping in contact with her fanbase. I just think she's a loner autist though, not some kind of evil manipulative bitch bankrolling yacht parties with her harem of male prostitutes. i'm also positive something bad happened to her in the last few months but she'll probably never say what
>>38122402>I don't have any skindeadbeat pls
>>38122464okay
>>38122319But then what's the singular?
>>38122464I'm a deadbeat, but I'll still post one
>>38122334kek I have to watch her now, this is too based
>>38122344She would have stayed if her channel was successful, but let's be honest, her content just wasn't that good.
me and the anons have a better friendship than anyone in hololive
>>38122281My guy, if your gf doesn't even send you a fucking text for two weeks and she's not in the ICU there's something seriously fucking wrong with your relationship.
>>38122271>No, SNOT is real. They have a discord chat and share memes and stream exclusively to each other.Woww they're just like everyone else in EN
>>38122181>”Anya, we need to give Mori her second sololive, just let her pass you up, her Sonic fursuit is already done, and your default 3d isn’t even done because you said the chest isn’t flat enough for you”>”give Calli another 3d before me, and you’ll wake up with scary stuffs in your bed”
>>38122334Anya does things her way. ALWAYS.
>>38121897With how much they've been in each others dm's and streams I can see Mori sending hers in immediately
>>38122332I am genuinely bored of reading the handful of no-life retards who write the same thing every time I come to this thread.
>>38122477FUCKING KHANBEAT
>>38122308Mimei sure is.
chumbuds get treated worse than kronies do...
Kronii is being autistic again
>>38122552Have fun waiting for Cover "try" to get EN's "visas" then
>>38122477outdated
If the holos are not friends...are >we not friends either?
>>38122610Yeah, but Ame suffers more.
>>38122645she's cute so it's only fair
>>38121897Odds on Gura not sending in a single video for this?
>>38122639Our only friend is Ayamefriend.
Tomorrow
>>38122541Retard
>>38122610I wonder why
>>38122477>house streams while being this sicksome ENs could take notes
>>38122322based
>>38122674Can't wait for the zatsu where she expertly manages to avoid talking about why she's been missing
>>38122668But she doesn't care about us anymore...
>>38121825Her family is paying her tuition and she doesn't want to be disowned.
>>38122658Her computer's broken, anti cunt.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO SEE THE EN GIRLS MAKE OUT ON STREAMWHY DO THE JP AND ID GET TO DO IT BUT NOT ENKRONII SHOULD'VE SPANKED INA'S BUTT HARDERGURA SHOULD'VE TAKEN KIARA'S DIRECT KISS OFFERSEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>38122639We're all friends here, but like uneasy friends ya know?Like a 80s sitcom about a group we don't *really* like each but are circumstantially close and bond over how much we have in common
>>38122705>Nothing but gamblingTruly the xQc of vtubing
>>38122645chumbuds suffer more than ame does, however its their own fault
>>38122684This was made by a Teamate. No way you cunts are anything but evil.
>>38122684someone do this but with the Nocturne endings
>>38122281Not even talking about vtubers, but don’t women get pissed if you leave them on read? Why should i be fine if she leaves me on read for two weeks? Your analogy fucking sucks
>>38122746Mori agreed to let Choco grope her when they go out for dinner and has an onsen trip with Watame, IRyS and A-Chan planned.
>>38122658>Kiara's disclaimer>Thought of it 3 days ago (done on short notice)100%>>38122742The most popular vtuber in the world doesn't have a backup? Why? Even the homos have backup computers.
>>38122031>>38122097This is why nijifags should never be allowed here under any circumstance.
>>38122726Don't care. I just want Goobs.
>>38122684This feels completely randomized, except for the Sanalite.
>>38122496>>38122511Arigato
>>38122031Please watch a FauMei collab for once in your fucking life
>>38122812She broke her backup computer too.
>>38122639HAHAHAHAHA What makes you think I'm your friend? We are just lovers
>>38122786Gura leaves her own group on read too. NOT talk about plans they have but then remember that they need to get ahold of Gura.
Holos with this feel?
wtf I just saw Ame hijacking a Meals on Wheels truck
I want a Fauna x Mori collab already
>>38122780Bro, you can just chill on the river bank.
>>38122344You wanna see someone who got completely fucked by everything, look at Sana. Imagine getting fucked by Susan's culls, your skin color, and rigging, having half your projects ideas turned down and one of the few that's accepted do incredibly poorly, and then having your dog die which ruins the algo even more. And then on top of all that, having to take another break early on in your career due to your health which killed whatever was left of her numbers. I can't really blame her for leaving honestly, fix half of those issues and she'd still be pretty screwed, but more in the Flare/Aki territory at least.
>>38122942Migo
>MatPat shit ended up being a nothing burger >Gura PC discussion gets revived
ANYA CUTEANYA CUTE
>>38122099>havent spoken poorly of their audienceliterally no EN has done this
You know when you hear a womans voice and you can just tell she has an absurdly hairy pussy, for me I can just tell that the following ENs have a preposterous amount of pubic hair, and I am an expert in this so you can trust me>Mori>Kiara>Ina>Gura>Amelia Watson>IRyS>Fauna>Bae>Mumei>Kronii
>>38122942Shion.
>>38122986If only Gura's PC can get revived
>>38122477ABAYO
Mumei is looking at petplay tiktoks right now
>>38122942Mori
>>38122746>WHY DO THE JP AND ID GET TO DO IT BUT NOT ENIt's like mix of them being slight too prudish and not all in living in the same city like JPs do
>late-night stream, late-night in-game too>soft, soothing guitar bgm>haachama's talking about the changing seasons, conversations she's had with her mom, "winter blues"It's kinda funny how this is perfect as late-night content but then I remember it's only like 4PM in haachama's timezone
>>38122780what evil have teamates ever done?
Holos that have gained a significant amount of weight since joining hololive (good thing)>ame>gura>mori>IRyS>kronii>fauna>ina>kiara>mumei>bae
>>38122974It wasn't the dog dying that killed her in the algo, it was the month long break right after.Fauna took 4 days to mourn her cat, in no place do you take a full month for a dog.
>>38122996>Sana is smooth as a bowling ballNarutohodo.
>>38122344Management medsComplete reconciliation with China medsSusan medsCocaine so she could keep up with her real job meds
>>38123033She's going to fail her assignment
>>38122986>nothing burger>shitposts about whether she is unicorn friendly still continue.
>>38122974Flare is pretty popular, it’s just that she’s the runt of fucking Gen 3 which is filled with monsters.
>>38122750Fuck off Hooman
>>38122746at least Ame and Gura got to smell each other's armpits off-stream
>>38123106You don't watch Ame, do you?
>>38123094Witcher.
>>38123126They were going to shitpost about Gura regardless of how the actual thing went. They have no actual morals or ethics.
>>38123098Why do people say Mumei doesn't stream when she practically has the same amount of streams as Kiara this year?
>>38123167THAT BITCH SHOULD HAVE JUST PLAYED THE FUCKING CARD GAME
>>38122942Mori and Ame
>/hlgg/ hated holosMoriAmeIRySKronii>/hlgg/ loved holosGuraAmeInaKiaraBaeFaunaMumei
>>38123144I need to fuck a qt femhooman
>>38123108If you cross borders to WA you had to quarantine for 2 weeks in a hotel
https://twitter.com/KAIoekaki/status/1597842359282470912?s=20&t=UsC82D2BIP5uPE4nXqWdNw
>>38123106Ame developed a raft of crippling food allergies right after debut and Ina literally stopped eating, what are you talking about
>>38123167Ame just wanted to put doritos into people's brains
>>38123209>shitposters watching streams
>>38123108She had to some traveling iirc so imagine that added extra time
>>38123214>ame
>>38123214>/ameg/>hating Ame
Really interesting series of deleted pots kek
>>38123209>Literally half the hours
>>38123209All criticism of mumei is in bad faith.
>>38123196They switch back to irys now. They ignore calli because of the janny
>>38122031>the way she always actsNo matter how much you try to force it, you’re not going to make Mumei look dishonest, especially with her relationship to her branchmates.
>>38123219Travel set up, had to do it myself three times and they had mint internet that I just fucked around watching streams and doing drugs for two weeks.
>>38123221Cute
JWU, ummmm why is she there?
What did you guys think of the podcast? I missed the thread and I'm watching it now. Pretty cringe ngl.
>>38123094
>>38123098>1710 hrs of streamBased pink lamy
>>38123209>>38123233>>38123269Literally half the hours and 20 less streams
>>38123297Mumei made an appearance
>>38122746Takamori has been building up their sexual tension for months now, believe in the Japan off collabs, I want to see Kiara dominate IRyS too
>>38123297
I saw Calliope Mori at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “guh? guh? guh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Wine bottles in her hands without paying.The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When he took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>>38123305honestly Kanata seems like the evil one here
>>38122550wtf cutewhere's this from?
>>38123098>Sana - 606,280 hours watched this yearAll me
>>38123302Watching dramafags get btfo'd was pretty satisfying. Made all the shitposting prior to that hilarious in hindsight.
>>38123297honorary holo status recognized.
>>38123313>still third out of all of holoEN
>>38123345>electrical infetterenceevery single time
>>38123098>kaela debuted on march>less than 200 hours away from koyoriholy shit
>>38123317ah i see
>>38123370So did you like it?
>>38123318Kiara talked about sleeping over at her house for a night or so, she’s still unsure of her lodging for the trip
>>38123313You are missing the point
>>38123129Anon, you wasn’t there when /#/ archived Flare merch sales back then and she doubled Marine birthday merch sales in the same amount of time which is 5 minutes. $200k mind youNot to mention she is in charge of 2 popular group, one of them is an official one. Just to show you that even the runt of Sankisei is still above like half of JP
>>38123302I was just laughing at the gay black man and gura bragging about her own numbers.
>>38123378Hours? She's 7th
>>38123378it's sorted by hours watched
>>38123378She's seventh you tard.
>>38123098Kiara go for the 1000
>>38123098Go Kiara go
>>38123401It was alright if you have no cursory knowledge of vtubers.
>>38123437No. In hours watched.
So who are the current savior-bait holos?For me, it's Matsuri, Roboco, and Azuki
>>38123378That's literally not true?
EXCELSCISSOR
Where's the Fauna thread? And why does her latest ASMR stream sound like she's trying to fuck me?
kronii cant say excelsior
>>38123471yeah but Ame suffers more
>>38123495hot
>>38123437>>38123447>>38123451>>38123482Retards the list is clearly in hours watched, which means she's third in holoEN. Learn to fucking read
>why do people say mumei never streams>because she never streams>no but she does>third from the bottom in EN with two or three talents basically deadhuh
>>38123471there are no savior bait holos anymoreif you make it into hololive you've already made it, there's nothing to save
>>38123516Earlier today, just for a brief moment, Kiara suffered more than Ame.
>>38123566>Why do people say Mumei doesn't stream when she practically has the same amount of streams as Kiara this year?>Retards the list is clearly in hours watched, which means she's third in holoEN. Learn to fucking read
>>38123463>>38123566>Hours watched.>>38123209>Same amount of streams.Are hoomans just moving the goalpost here?
>>38123568So you admit she streams? learn when to use hyperbole
i thought im on /#/ for a second, why no one said to go back
>>38123497My clock can't be this bad at her primary language..
>>38123566Retard what does that have to do with the reply chain. Learn to fucking read and not just interject random shit expecting people to follow you.
>>38123568Learn statistics
>>38123566No one cares about hours watched the way this list presents it, its a meme metricIts only useful for stream hours since CCV is also a memeMetrics that matter: views, hours streamed, hours watched calculated by YouTube
>>38123641Kronii's primary language is sarcasm
>>38123631hooman hours
>>38123573Gluten allergy has no cure.Ame suffers the most.
>>38123566Ok and? that's not the conversation was about retardchama
>>38123566may I ask why mass quoting retards like yourself never read the posts they reply to?
>>38123209Part of it is debut month detritus, part of it is generally prioritizing length over quantity because it makes EN look bad, even though “____ doesn’t stream” is usually a quantity-based argument.
>>38123678Superb falseflag.
>>38123631Teamates like to use numbers to attack the other fanbases, especially council. They only screech in horror when someone points out Ame's declining CCV
i NEED a smelly stinky unwashed hairy neet gf
>>38123098im actually super proud of how much of an audience Flare has grownHard working girl who really deserves it and is the sweetest dork
>>38123725NTA but this is usually the time where Mumei does her karaokes so there's some truth to that anon's statement
I am amazed that Chammers can sit here building this spectacular structures. I feel overwhelmed just watching.
>>38123728Yeah, but Ame streamfers more today.
If mumei NEVER streams how come she was live today?
>>38123728Holy mindbrokenStop thinking about my cock for a second
>>38123675Just like me fr fr
>>381237801 hour
>>38123731Finally, a good post.
>>38123770*theseI should have gone to bed 3 hours ago
>Selen's fanbase got her an NFT generatorWhen was the last time >we did something cool for the holos? Dante calling Gura?
If Ame's suffering the most, she should become a magical girl!
>>381238141 = 0 ?
>all these retarded amateur numberfagsEmbarrassing
>>38123839Ame hates qb contracts, it has gluten.
>>38123836Uncle Roger calling Zeta.
>>38123836Mumei's newspaper thing
>>38123658The list is also good for living number of streams each talent has done, but you’re right otherwise.
>>38123302>the prechat was absolutely terrible, there were only about 3k views, lots of hate (some doxxtalk) from people outside the vtuber community and no moderation - all left a bad early impression>was expecting a live interview show like most other podcasts; didn't expect a heavily scripted and pre-recorded thing>mat's exaggerated style and trying way too hard to sound savvy and mix jokes with pointed commentary really doesn't land imo>the interviews were really awkward, with people who clearly didn't have insight or know much about vtubing; the black guy was especially distracting because of his womanly voice and he kept showing up throughout the show>actual holos spoke very little, and having yagoo speak for one second before being overridden by an unenthusiastic translator didnt sit right with me>topics were all over the place; we're clearly not the target audience for this and I dont know who is>ends after 20 minutes which is really short for a podcast, people dunking on it in the post-chat, cant even see dislike bars anymore and comments are turned offyeah I thought it was a disaster nglI feel bad for mat sometimes because he's hated and memed on a lot on the internet but this time, I have absolutely no hopes for this series unless he figures out how to match his topics and interviews to something relatable for the viewers actually watching
>>38123879She never finished the crossword..
>>38123836Yes, that's actually the last time THIS place did anything. After that is just discords and splits.
>>38123839Being ameguca is suffering.
https://youtu.be/T2htrlwOyoIGood video
>Benjamin>that's such an emo boy nameWhat the fuck are you talking about, Anya?
>>38123836/rrat/ singing the hamtaro op
Please inform Kiara and Fauna about Haachama*s EN server creation, its gonna be said if no one notices it....
>>38123907>company-mandated rebound business yuribait
>>38123770I mean to be fair, she has a monetary incentive for sitting at home playing minecraft for 3 hours straight in the afternoon
>>38123877>a CCP dicksucker who threw a collaborator under the bus because he was blowing up on weibo>cool