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Previous Thread: >>38101702

>> No.38114686
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>> No.38114705
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.38114725
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This is my onahole!

>> No.38114728

I love Gura the most!

>> No.38114767
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.38114792
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And like always, this will turn out to be nothing in the end.

>> No.38114813

>leech in chat

>> No.38114824

Ghost cunny in chat to support her wife

>> No.38114837

Stay strong menherabuds
Trust the shark
She cares about you
Don't lose your mind prematurely

>> No.38114861

>>38114824
ghost?

>> No.38114874

>>38107877
>She changed so, so much, and it was all for the worst. I've been membered for over a year, and I struggle to compare her now with how she once was.
Be sure to tell her that.

>> No.38114895

>>38114837
What about the no communication or streams november?

>> No.38114907

>ghost chumbie in the chat r n

>> No.38114915

>>38114792
>20 mins
>3 other guests
No shit it'll be nothing.

>> No.38114918

>>38114574
What is I mean is, it's devolving into "Oh I met x, hung out with y, talked with z e-celeb retard you don't care about but will impress some normalfaggot who's into celebrity gossip."
Which is essentially just mind-numbing clout circlejerking but there are people who eat it up.

>> No.38114942

>>38114861
it's the off topic chuuba that people have been shilling here and that weakbuds jumped too during these past two weeks

>> No.38114962

>>38114907
she ended early so she could watch Gura

>> No.38115006

Let me take a quick nap so I can have enough strength to laugh for hours at the falseflaggers once the stream is done.

>> No.38115028

what if gura's appearance is literally just a 2 second fart recorded over discord

>> No.38115065

>>38115006
Doesn't seem like many showed up for it. It would've gotten more viewers if it was premiered on Gura or MatPat's channel instead.

>> No.38115072

>>38114962
I know, I was watching her.

>> No.38115079

>almost 3000 people waiting for some retarded shill video because they're so desperate for any sight of Gura
thats fucked up

>> No.38115083

>>38115028
That fart should belong to us

>> No.38115086

>>38115065
Good, the less views on shill shit the better

>> No.38115108

>>38115079
yes.... yes it is

>> No.38115107

>>38115028
I hope it's her fart

>> No.38115160

I hate myself for even watching this but I feel like I have to now after all this drama over it.

>> No.38115164

The fucking countdown always makes me jump when it kicks in

>> No.38115173

>>38114942
oh, but
>weakbuds
you sure they are not shills. happened with kawaii and phase-con

>> No.38115174
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artificial scarcity Gura is real.

>> No.38115182

>>38115079
I would rather watch those gay sparkly suit guys than this.

>> No.38115189

>>38115079
i'm just here to spectate the yab real time

>> No.38115191

Its pre-recorded guys.

>> No.38115213

>>38115182
the power rangers?

>> No.38115240

>>38115173
>Gura's paypigs sending supers and talking to the other chuuba in chat right now
Yeah, totally not attentions seeking weakbuds

>> No.38115246

Link it please

>> No.38115261

>>38115079
>almost 3k
anon that's insanely low for Gura

>> No.38115272

>It's just a VOD not a stream
I fucking hate dramaniggers

>> No.38115275

>>38115213
The guys at that SEA Youtube fest.

>> No.38115291

This is fucking cringe already

>> No.38115322
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>> No.38115319

>>38115182
No, that was like multiple hours of torture for about 5 seconds of goob.

>> No.38115330

... is this a teenage speaker

>> No.38115339

Why can't you people just love Gura? Stop being faggots.

>> No.38115346

yuck

>> No.38115358

I hate it already

>> No.38115364

>>38115261
>not on her channel
>completely unadvertised by her and cover
I'd say that's a surprisingly high number

>> No.38115369

>>38115272
People had been saying for a while that it's a premier(VOD) and that it's 20 mins long. Dramaniggers are brainlets and illiterate

>> No.38115384

Gura's a fidget spinner...

>> No.38115388

>calls Gura artificial
is.... is this an anti video?

>> No.38115392

>it's nothing
HAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHA

>> No.38115393

"Radically Artificial"

You would know, Matpat

>> No.38115402

sweet merciful fuck

>> No.38115406
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GURA IS A EROTIC CHILD
BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY

>> No.38115407

was that pulled from a stream?

>> No.38115415

>vtubers are on the same level as fidget spinners and flossing

>> No.38115425
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god fucking dammit, heart

>> No.38115444

SHE SOUNDS EROTIC !!

>> No.38115448

>>38115407
No, but it's a pre-recorded response

>> No.38115457

I missed her voice

>> No.38115462

Do any of you people actually watch this reddit guy? Like if reddit had a voice it would be his.

>> No.38115471
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OH NO SHE SPOKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.38115475

>gura
>doing ASMR

>> No.38115481

…this is what the meltdown was over?

>> No.38115482

holy fuck this is so surface level

>> No.38115486

Subtle Ina and KFP mention.

>> No.38115493

>>38115448
No shit anon, but yeah I realized after that there was no bgm so it probably wasn't ripped from a stream

>> No.38115498

her voice is so cute... it got me every time

>> No.38115506

Random black man knows all about vtubers

>> No.38115521

>Fully animated
HAHAHA YEAH...

>> No.38115526
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I forgot how much I DETEST this man's voice...

>> No.38115528
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>>38115406
A CUNNY THEORY

>> No.38115531

>literally just a sound clip from her stream
lmao

>> No.38115535

>>38115462
I hadn't even heard of this guy until a few months ago

>> No.38115539
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i got my trident chumbies

>> No.38115548

what the fuck is this faggy voice

>> No.38115562

EARNEST WTF IS THAT VOICE

>> No.38115581

THAT'S A MANS VOICE???

>> No.38115582

Is this a neggerman or neggerwoman???

>> No.38115587

>>38115539
congrats bud

>> No.38115595

This nigger sounds like a faggot.

>> No.38115596

>They're not even interacting
LMAO

>> No.38115613

Actual nigger faggot

>> No.38115619

>not even a mention of concert
now I get why he's hated

>> No.38115632

POONER DETECTED

>> No.38115639

>Earnest
>female voice
???

>> No.38115642

This man feels like he has no clue what the fuck he's talking about

>> No.38115645

>>38115539
Great, now you are obligated to homobeg

>> No.38115655

Sounds like they just sent an e-mail and asked her to record something. Can you even call this a collab?

>> No.38115674

1.5 billion views on vtubers a month in this year. Interesting numbers. Also, this guy has a terrible lisp.

>> No.38115673

>>38115539
Congrats!

>> No.38115685

>>38115639
Welcome to the modern world.

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>switched to another tab
>hear that voice
>think it's a troon
>tab back in
>it's a black guy

>> No.38115698

Is this what we've been reduced to? Watching gay men talk about Gura while we subsist on small voice clip leavings?

>> No.38115703

Gura's wife mention

>> No.38115715
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>There were spergs shitting their pants over this.
I hate estrogen addicted dramafags.

>> No.38115718

>>38115655
>Can you even call this a collab?
No.

>> No.38115723

Guys if that was seriously the only Gura in this you need to not post for a while to repent for all that crying you did...
I'm actually feeling secondhand embarrassment for you right now...

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So this is the big yab?

>> No.38115725

>>38115539
congrats, the trident does look pretty badass

>> No.38115741

>>38115639
>>38115581
>>38115562
FTM most likely

>> No.38115757

>>38115655
>Gura tells us she didn't interact with him
>threadshitters post like they became best friends
who could have seen this coming

>> No.38115765
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Cums to gura's wife

>> No.38115795

Chocolat Rain mention. Probably won't see Gura for a while.

>> No.38115797

ANOTHER FAGGOT

>> No.38115801

>>38115655
No, not unless there is more too it.

>> No.38115802
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Gura??

>> No.38115813
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>>38115765
Need more flat Miku

>> No.38115824

yo for real are they really just gonna have faggots talking all through this with no gura at all

>> No.38115829

You guys are retarded. Thanks for wasting my time over nothing.

>> No.38115831

>every male guest is a faggot
Kek, it just gets funnier.

>> No.38115836
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GURA COLLABING WITH A MALE WAAAAAAAAAA

We told you nothing's happening you retards. Aaaaand it's another nothingburger. Another win for chumbies, another loss for threadshitters. Get fucked.

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AHHHH I'M MELTING DOWN

>> No.38115859

>>38115824
Good.

>> No.38115898

I'm fighting the urge to laugh in all caps at the dramaniggers right now. I'll wait till its over to be safe.

>> No.38115908

?????

>> No.38115917

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO cUcKED BROSSSS

>> No.38115922
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You're telling me that the thread got shat up for 5 hours just for nothing?

>> No.38115945
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Gura I kneel. Made the schizos lose their minds, again.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURA IS HAVING SEX WITH A MARRIED MAN ON STREAM RIGHT NOW HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.38115955

>new thread at 100 posts
What the fuck is- oh, right, I forgot.

>> No.38115969

Literally none of this has dick all to do with vtubers

>> No.38115989

>>38115922
First day?

>> No.38115992

This is more like a documentary than a collab...

>> No.38115997

>not only is Gura not speaking to MattPatt, but literally none of the guests are
i'm dying here

>> No.38116008

Hi if youre a tourist in from youtube Id just like to let you know that fags and trannies arent actually welcome in this hobby

>> No.38116020

>>38115831
Not even the funny kind with sparkly suits.

>> No.38116021

2010s: The start of the vtuber REVOLUTION!

>> No.38116044

>>38115969
>expecting youtube to give a shit about being accurate

>> No.38116051
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as expected, chumbies won again

>> No.38116055

RIP Kizuna...

>> No.38116060

10 minutes left and no interactions

>> No.38116081

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! WHY IS SHE SUCKING EVERY DUDES COOOOOOOOOCCCCCK!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING LIKE THIS IS OK?????

>> No.38116080

>>38116021
Who are they revolting against

>> No.38116125

this guy makes michael jackson sound like arnold schwarzenegger

>> No.38116135

Holy shit, tell this gay nigga to fuck off already.

>> No.38116142

>n*j*s*nj* mention
AAAAAIIEEEE

>> No.38116149

This is what you all where seething about? This is boring as shit

>> No.38116148

>>38116020
It's funny because I let myself be concerned over this.

>> No.38116158

>>38116051
Always bet on shark

>> No.38116188

>>38115969
I mean, to be fair early VTubers did use a lot of VR gear to achieve basic tracking on a budget. That being said, yeah no shit this is going to be shallow and sometimes inaccurate, the fuck did you expect?

>> No.38116186

fucking hell this is a long as fuck extrapolation to just end with "it was covid lol"

>> No.38116196

yagoo collabing with male fucking whore

>> No.38116195

Tanigo translation talk section.

>> No.38116200

>>38116060
there is no interactions
this is very clearly just a documentary style podcast featuring comments from some people
I don't think I've ever seen dramaniggers get embarrassed this hard before

>> No.38116204

>Yagoo collabing with males
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.38116259
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YAGOO IS THE MANLIEST PERSON THEY'VE INTERVIEWED

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I don't have to rope myself?

>> No.38116298

I was expecting some raspy dudes voice from this asian chick

>> No.38116299

Yagoo's here. He's gonna fuck all these faggots and grow tits on their chests with his splooge, turning them into fuckable trannies that only think about big CEO cock. (Matpat will be turned too)

>> No.38116304

>That chick had a deeper voice than the "dudes"

>> No.38116312

>holocouncil
at least he got one right

>> No.38116313

>>38116200
Good, hopefully they get ashamed enough to never post again.

>> No.38116332
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>>38116259
I kneel chadgo

>> No.38116337

What? Tagalog? That's a language? 15 million views in 10 days for Council. The numbers guys. 24% views outside of Japan in 2018. 65% outside Japan tripled after 3 years.

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>>38116051

>> No.38116356

holy mother of clickbait

>> No.38116362

>>38116290
im gonna rope myself if this goes on much longer.

>> No.38116368

>nothing on her YT channel
>nothing on her twitter
is something going on?

>> No.38116369
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>>38116259
Now that you mention it

>> No.38116370

>vtubers are really cool cartoons
Im actually mad about that, the girls don't deserve that shitty definition

>> No.38116371

I broke and threw away all my gura merch because of you guys... Buying everything again is going to get so expensive

>> No.38116399

data dave and brother, big surveillance bill

>> No.38116405

This nigga...

>> No.38116428

>toaster
kiara mention

>> No.38116430

>>38116371
just retrieve it retard

>> No.38116432

twitter.com/tanigox/status/1598183303139700738

>> No.38116449

SHARK

>> No.38116451

"It's hard to relate to a character you can't understand". Say that to the EOPs. They watch more Japanese vtubers than english one.

>> No.38116455

>lorefag

>> No.38116457

ENTER

>> No.38116479

is it just me or does she sound nervous in all the recorded clips

>> No.38116484

My wife's voice...

>> No.38116509

>Gawr

>> No.38116518

FUCKING WHO?!?! They couldn't get that fuck koefficent he likes money

>> No.38116515

>GAWR
don't summon her

>> No.38116524
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>QUE THE JAWS MUSIC

>> No.38116527

>Gawr

>> No.38116540

MY WIFE

>> No.38116544

GAWR

>> No.38116547

gawr...

>> No.38116551

ToT 9000

>> No.38116554

>>38116368
unironically no

>> No.38116553

FUCKING KEK

>> No.38116560

>Gawr

>> No.38116578

GURA DO YOUR GAYME THEORY IMPRESSION PLEASE

>> No.38116593

Why does she sound so full of sex

>> No.38116600

>Gawr
kek

>> No.38116601

>>38116370
i think they wanted it to convey on layman's term

>> No.38116605
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It feels so good to hear her voice

>> No.38116610
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>Gawr

>> No.38116639

why does she sound deeper in this vid than how she normally sounds

>> No.38116654

Kayfabe queen Calliope Mori

>> No.38116662

>>38116313
that would be ideal but we both know shitting up threads is the only thing they have in life

>> No.38116663

>>38116601
I don't give a shit, youtube trying to make vtubers more popular with normalfags is already a problem

>> No.38116667

I got banned for harmless shitposting over this fucking nothing podcast? God damnit lol

>> No.38116665
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So does this mean they interviewed Gawr for this podcast?

>> No.38116675
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gura gura gura gura gura

>> No.38116681

>Calli
>Liking VTubing
Don't tell him guys

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Cuckchads...
Why aren't they speaking to each other directly...?
I bet everything on this...

>> No.38116692

"Anonymity liberates personal expression." Just like here!

>> No.38116708

rip cover gonna gonna claim that

>> No.38116711

pink whore worried about being fat when she already got a bf

>> No.38116723

>>38116479
Probably made this out to be a bigger deal than it really is, viewing it in a vacuum it's a big creator doing a show for YT itself. Also it's Gura.

>> No.38116725

>>38116639
A higher voice is indicative of affection, which means she loves us

>> No.38116731

>>38116593
because she's literally bouncing on his pole right now

>> No.38116736

>>38116313
If there's one talent those people have, it's the ability to quickly ignore their shameful attempts and pretend they never happened. While crying a lot most likely

>> No.38116733

>>38116639
She's making fun of the "men"

>> No.38116757

>people were worried about this
Im glad it was easy to see this coming >>38114513

>> No.38116771

>>38116708
You meant UMG?

>> No.38116781

>>38116200
all this shit because some dramanibbers said it was an interview

>> No.38116791

That was it? Ogey. Dramafags looking a little sweaty at the moment for a bluster they put into this.

>> No.38116793

>>38116757
nobody was worried it was all discord faggots stirring drama

>> No.38116798

>dream is a vtuber

>> No.38116812

>>38116757
>people

>> No.38116818

Should I bother reading the past 2 threads?

>> No.38116853

>>38116818
no

>> No.38116865

>>38116781
what's wrong with an interview. that's pretty harmless.

>> No.38116863

Gura parts over lets pack it up

>> No.38116881

"Without getting too creepy." Well, that's wrong with some of the threads here.

>> No.38116883

>>38116818
ha no

>> No.38116896

>>38116818
nah, full of cuckfags jerking eachother off

>> No.38116900

>>38116757
It's fucking Matpat, it was all the fags that tape and tuck their nutsacks spazzing out.

>> No.38116908

>>38116865
apparently not for some fans

>> No.38116910

>>38116818
they will be a lot more funny now after this video

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>teens and 20s
ha ha yeah

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>>38116818
Hahahaha good joke anon

>> No.38116930

>>38116818
Yes, just so you can grudgepost all the threadshitters.

>> No.38116956

>>38116818
Maybe for a laugh if you're really bored.

>> No.38116961

>>38116881
Pretty funny with how the chat was for the few hours leading up to this premiere

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I can't believe that Gura is actually the protagonist of the 1995 cult classic SNES game Earthbound.

>> No.38116990

Gura mentioned along Ariande Grande and Bieber. Tony the Tiger Vtuber mention.

>> No.38116995

OH FUCK I FORGOT KEK

>> No.38116999

Tony the Tiger collab when?

>> No.38117014

Hey, don't make fun of me, I would really rope myself if Gura collab'd with a male.

>> No.38117023

>tony the tiger is a vtuber

>> No.38117027

UH OH

>> No.38117048

Gura's tech issues...
ALSO GURA DON'T BEG FOR IDEAS WHEN YOU HAVE SO MANY GOOD ONES YOU STILL HAVEN'T DONE

>> No.38117053

>>38116920
my condolences ojibud

>> No.38117060

Here's an idea, how about you fucking stream

>> No.38117071

oh she was with mori for the recording

>> No.38117073
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>>38116881
what do you mean? I just wanna bulge her throat and finger her butthole!

>> No.38117072

>Gura is desperate for stream content
we know

>> No.38117103

>>38116985
Gura is my daughter and my mother too if you know what I mean

>> No.38117110

Mori signed to universal? Uh oh. Prepare for corporate brand tattoos on her ass, and regular on-stream brainwashing sessions complete with vibes.

>> No.38117121

>>38117060
she hates repeating ideas

>> No.38117129

>>38117110
slowchama...

>> No.38117137

the funniest thing is these pre-recorded comments are probably answering questions they got through email lol
they never even talked to the fucking dude

>> No.38117142

death to those to insult miku

>> No.38117144

>>38117071
Yeah she flew to Japan to record this podcast

>> No.38117151

>>38117110
t. just woke up from a coma

>> No.38117159

Gura is talking about my technology that will enable her to clone and give us her eggs.

>> No.38117185

>>38117137
>they never even talked to the fucking dude
Almost like she told us that on stream

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38117190

>this is what I was supposed to be melting down over

>> No.38117195

THAT'S IT??

>> No.38117211

That was boring, so Goob should be back tomorrow right...right?

>> No.38117210

God I’m laughing so hard

>> No.38117218
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38117218

You know what? If the shitposters' actual goal was to get me to actually, willfully watch fucking Matpat content then I kneel, I guess.
I'm not getting that time back...

>> No.38117224

There's a hidden fourth Gura recording. Its "Say and that's just a game theory". That's my rrat.

>> No.38117222

Well, that's that. It was a nothing burger. Time to wait for the shark tomorrow.

>> No.38117227

Hope you all liked her return stream! See you next week!

>> No.38117235

can't believe i literally just watch gura get raped by a married man on stream

>> No.38117260

>not even a clip of Gura's 3DLive

>> No.38117269

>>38117110
Honestly im not even going to make fun of you, good on ya for not following anything pink woman does

>> No.38117276

>>38117211
no, thats it for the week

>> No.38117307
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38117307

Looks like I live another day.

>> No.38117317

>>38117218
meanwhile here i am watching toradora and reading this thread to get the context of the "podcast"
get fucked retard

>> No.38117322

Wait... is this actually continuing? As in did he just say there will be more eps of this shit? That's not good at all.

>> No.38117330
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I can't believe Gura's wife is a vtuber now

>> No.38117333

>>38116818
If you want to farm grudge posting then yes

>> No.38117337

CHUMBUDS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AAAAAAAAHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR

>> No.38117356

This is the second time I watched something obscure for gooba crumbs

>> No.38117358

I can't believe Gura participated in a podcast that was hosted by a male...

>> No.38117373
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38117373

> rate the premiere....

sharkwife/10

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38117379

I'd feel pretty embarrassed to be one of those threadshitters right about now

>> No.38117388

>>38117322
They won't have anything to do with Gura

>> No.38117399

huh, axia graduation is overshadowed by this shit podcast.

>> No.38117405
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Fellow chumbuds, I am terribly sorry for my lapse of judgement. I should have had more faith in Gura. I am embarrassed and ashamed of the posts I made. I hope you can forgive me. Seriously though, I am so fucking relieved that they didn't interact. I will rub one out and sleep. Good night!

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38117409

So where was the yab again, dramaniggers?

>> No.38117422

>>38117373
I want her to talk to me in this voice forever

>> No.38117423

Someone contact the discord admins and tell them to pin some links and phone numbers for suicide prevention ASAP or else tonight might see a bloodbath.

>> No.38117424

Well that was a thing that happened I guess, 100% worth it to stay up until 3. At least I saw you retards melting down. Stay classy threadshitters.

And a wonderful night to all the actual chumbies

>> No.38117431

>still trying

>> No.38117439
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38117439

Victorious once more.

>> No.38117440

Drama bros how could this happen....

>> No.38117441

>Please ideas please...
Gura...
HoloEN...
Honestly they probably just need more people in EN so they can match the creating output of JP.

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38117445

Fucking show yourselves right now. I know some of those posts in the other threads weren't just threadshitters and some of you genuinely were having a melty over this. Show yourselves now and apologize to my shark wife.

>> No.38117446

Now that we've seen that it was a nothingburger threadshitters will talk about how this was guras return andthat she will go on break again

>> No.38117449

>>38117379
They fucking cried about this shit
ALL
FUCKING
DAY

>> No.38117463 [DELETED] 

jwu, did gura fuck matpat on stream? I bet cuckbuds were melting lmao

>> No.38117468

>>38117356
>YouTube channel
>obscure

>> No.38117486

>>38117211
anon that advert was the "back"

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Some of you fags actually wasted 5 hours crying in the thread over this.

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>>38117405
I apologize and I promise I only sperg out over males and not anything else.

>> No.38117495

>>38117405
Make sure you rub one out to gura and you are forgiven

>> No.38117524

Don't even care enough to go back through the last threads to grudgepost all the retards who thought this was going to be anything more than a prerecorded promo piece. Goodnight and looking forward to goob later, sorry your yab didn't work out threadshitters.

>> No.38117525

>>38117441
Just ask Kiara or Ame

>> No.38117527
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>>38117449
Looks like chumbies win again

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38117547

holy shit they're actually still fucking trying.
What do you call this illness?

>> No.38117552

That was exhausting. But at least Gura can start another break, now.

>> No.38117567

>>38117373
don't care, didn't watch

>> No.38117575

>>38117441
>all those watchalongs
>princess asmr
>slumberparty
I know my list is longer but come on Goob, you have so many good ideas already

>> No.38117583

>>38117373
Better than whatever shitfest that was youtubefes/10
>>38117468
YEAH AND I ALSO WATCHED 2 FUCKING HOURS OF SHITFES FOR 10 SECONDS OF GURA

>> No.38117584

>>38117405
Have more faith in her next time

>> No.38117589 [DELETED] 

>>38117463
Yeah, the condom even broke. She was so upset she started to cry.

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>>38117495
Of course. That little succubus needs my lifeforce.

>> No.38117606

>>38117388
Honestly I'm more worried about normalfaggot cattle further infesting vtubing due to exposure at this point. This seems like prepping for fully Westernized sterile fuckfest breaking of vtubing like what happened to all Western entertainment.

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REMINDER:
Antis literally filled out captchas ALL DAY for this nothing burger. Oh I'm laffin.

>> No.38117623

>>38117445
I apologize, childsharkwife of mine.
I stood fast until the last 5 minutes preceding the premiere, but lost heart and began to become angered.
It'll not happen again.

>> No.38117626

HOMOBEGGARS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.38117653

>>38117405
>>38117491
I understand your worries menherabuds. Its why I kept trying to reassure you. I only ask you have more trust in our shark wife next time.

>> No.38117659

>>38117441
she can do whatever she wants on stream, I watch paint dry if she is there, just stream please

>> No.38117678

>>38117547
It's some twisted kind of sunk cost fallacy.
If they accept this loss, they'll have nothing else to fall back on.

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38117688

Looks like no yab and we're still on for the ASMR love nest.

>> No.38117691

>tfw gura finally collabs with a male
>the male was already married
>the questions are pre-recorded
We're entering gay porn territory with the amount of fags getting shit on.

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>>38112791
I wonder how could I have predicted that nothing would happen, crazy. You guys need to have more faith in your oshi.

>> No.38117710

Where did the mentally ill schizos go?

>> No.38117753

>>38117710
Hopefully off the side of a bridge

>> No.38117758

>>38117710
on a 2 weeks break

>> No.38117766

>>38117525
Both have been creatively bankrupt for a while now. Not even shitting on them tbdesu, they just don't have the spark. They brought in a few good ideas but those ran out a while ago.
>>38117575
All chucked into the "mentioned once then never again" bucket. Unfortunate aspect of her personality but oh well.

>> No.38117767

>>38117606
>vod had 10k views
I'm not worried about it at all. Scrolling the youtube channel they have a lot of videos that barely get views

>> No.38117783

B-but...we were supposed to be demoralized

>> No.38117787

>>38117710
Probably back to /#/ to lurk in wait for the next bit of news they can be incorrect about.

>> No.38117793

>>38117710
they're still here, they're just pretending that they supported gura the entire time to cope.

>> No.38117811

Just want to say if you are a real chumbud and you believed or even joined those shitposting cucked faggots, you should be ashamed of yourself

>> No.38117838

>>38117441
Gura doesn't even need ideas she just needs to stream, the other girls need it more than her

>> No.38117844

>>38117710
They'll be back about noon-ish to bitch about UHHHH FRAME??? for a few hours.

>> No.38117871

Gura Anti schizos BTFO once again

We can't stop winning Unicornbuds

Tomorrow will be glorious I can feel it

Gura will do members succubus ASMR [/spoilers] to make up for lost time.

I BELIEVE IN THE SHARK

>> No.38117868

>>38117710
if they had any self awareness they would cease posting for a bit
I am embarrassed for them right now

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>>38117614
They're already falling back on picrel, which will also be thrown into the dumpster once Gura returns tomorrow. They'll have to make up new shit or regurgitate ancient rrats after that.

>> No.38117887

>>38117710
sleepy time pls andastand

>> No.38117911

>>38117766
Eh, the advent calendar that Kiara organized could turn out to be a cute little treat.

>> No.38117936

>>38117811
>>38114029
I trusted her words and was proven correct.

>> No.38117956

>>38096458
looks like I was wrong, Gura did even less than what I said it was going to be, seriously not even a minute of Gura speaking

>> No.38117967

>>38117871
don't let this non-yab distract you from the chumbuds here that outted themselves as being ok with male collabs

>> No.38117980
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38117980

Well Chumbies? Do you trust Gura?

>> No.38117997

>>38117844
I'll keep going until monday/wednesday when there's finally an actual frame

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Gura do a project diva stream again soon please

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>>38117811
I'm not sure any real chumbuds actually fell for it. It was just the same couple of catalogniggers and teamates replying to themselves for a few hours.

>> No.38118033

>>38117322
read the description. it's about trends in general, only this episode was about vtubers

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38118043

Not only did I see my wife, but I also got to see threadshitters BTFO'd. Feels good bros.

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>>38117980
Of course, i've never had a reason not to

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>>38117871
I can't believe Gura's going to spend hours kissing us, rubbing her flat chest against the mic, and telling us she loves us tomorrow. I kneel, my oshi.

>> No.38118056

>>38117871
no not succubus thats too lewd, I want 20 minutes of humming asmr into ear massage into soft talking into light kisses like at the end of her other asmr.

>> No.38118075

>>38117811
I reassured them it would be ok
>>38114837
>>38106140

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Gurass

>> No.38118126

>>38117967
Archive reps or lurk more. Even before /vt/ was a thing there's always been a handful of males that have been seen as ok like SteveMRE or Townsends.

>> No.38118125

>>38117710
Currently occupying all suicide prevention hotlines.

>> No.38118144

>>38118016
Five minutes of surprise and discussion from a few shrimps who thought she bowed out of this but still didn't really care either way, five hours of chimps barging in and flinging shit at the walls. Same as it ever was.

>> No.38118188

>>38118125
Hope they aren't in Canada.

>> No.38118215

>>38118126
You speak for yourself only faggot

>> No.38118216

>>38118075
hope the menherabuds apologize. they should know better, the shark won't do us wrong.

>> No.38118218

>>38117838
Yeah, but I thought of it more along the lines of the random semi-scripted event stuff the JPs do all of the time.

>> No.38118219
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38118219

Ok so,
>you get to have a nice long hug with Goob
BUT
>in exchange, you must live with having the mind of one of these demented threadshitters for a day
What say you?

>> No.38118237

>>38118215
Not my fault you're a newfag.

>> No.38118291

>>38118237
I won't repeat myself

>> No.38118301

>>38118219
do I have that mind during the hug or after? I want full mental faculties to enjoy that hug

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>>38117967
I lack a Gura image that accurately represents my feelings regarding your post.
Kneel, poor man. It'll be best for you.

>> No.38118333

>>38118219
I can't lose.

>> No.38118341

>>38118219
Only if the hug is afterwards so that I can experience her soul healing hugs that bring me out of my craze.

>> No.38118356

>>38118291
Ogey newfag

>> No.38118367

>>38118219
just a day? that's easy mode.

>> No.38118375

>>38117441
>>Please ideas please
Someone seriously needs to call Gura out on this. She has ideas, but she never bothers to try to implement any of them.

>> No.38118382

>>38118219
Do I get to hug her while I still have my normal mind? This determines my answer.

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>>38118219
I could easily handle a day for Gura

>> No.38118436

Okay susan now you've done it, stop kneecappings Vtuber in the future.

>> No.38118444

>>38118301
>>38118341
>>38118382
Unfortunately, the hug comes first.

>> No.38118488

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.38118511

>>38118104
Smell check

>> No.38118521

UNICORN CHADS STAY WINNING. SHITPOSTERS AND HOMOBEGGARS BTDO'D

>> No.38118601
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>>38118488
Yeah, with me

>> No.38118602

oh boy what a day lmao

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>>38117441
>>38118375
maybe you should take a break before trying a new angle, go back to the drawing board? your dear old dad was thinking about hitting the hay for the night. I've recorded your adventure up to this point. Good night, sleep tight.
*click*

>> No.38118654

>>38118219
of course I'm taking the gura hug, I'll just unplug my router and put myself in a straight jacket or something for a day

>> No.38118680
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>>38117441
I give Gura lots of ideas and she shoots them down even though she would have a ton of fun oiling herself up and giving us naizuri asmr while cooing to us. Please just try it once, Gura.

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Gawr

>> No.38118695

>>38118521
Calli appeared on the same mpeg4 file. I wouldn't call it a complete win.

>> No.38118708

>>38118219
>>38118444
Do I get to choose when I get that mind shoved into me? I want to lock myself in a basement with no electronics beforehand. The answer is yes though.
>>38118436
>he thinks Susan will stop trying to actively control the site's image
roru roru rumao

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>>38118219
A hug isn't enough for me! Correction is in order!

>> No.38118726

>>38118602
my spleen hurts

>> No.38118736

>>38118444
Hmmm. Fine. But I want to remember the warmth forever.

>> No.38118748

Ok chumbies question time
>you get to marry Gura and live happily with her for the rest of your life
BUT
>you need to spend 45 mins in a room with Mat Pat and Ernest a single time and listen to them talk
Would you take this offer?

>> No.38118784

>>38118748
of course

>> No.38118791

>>38118748
how is that even a choice?

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>>38118748
that's a tough one anon, I really hope I could handle it.

>> No.38118799

>>38118748
Yeah, I think I could survive if it's less than an hour.

>> No.38118806

>>38118748
It's tough, but I think I'll take that offer

>> No.38118821

>>38118612
I get where you're coming from but being a shitpost does not immediately mean it's wrong, it's part of what makes it a shitpost. She has ideas, but she has a tendency to do it once and then leave it in the closet to gather dust.

>> No.38118829

>>38118216
>Gura loves Marine and Shion
If you're not 500% menhera, you don't stand a chance.

>> No.38118837

>>38118748
abso-fuckin-lutly not
what kind of terrible deal is this?
>>38118791
I know, how will i ever see Gura again if I die listening to them

>> No.38118848

>>38118444
But I have my normal mind during the hug. So I'd take it, then just watch anime and passout for the 24 hours of schizobrain time. Easy win.

>> No.38118879

>>38118748
am I allowed to use violence while I'm in the room?

>> No.38118911

>>38118748
I think my hypothetical was a bit more thought-provoking anonv

>> No.38118928

If Gura gave us lots of sexytime asmr, I could channel my creativity to other stream ideas for her.

>> No.38118939

>>38118612
Second post isn't me and don't lump me in with the schizos. Is there even an argument about EN having less of the event type stream than JP? I'm just responding to what was said during that retarded show and commenting that more EN members would alleviate some of those issues. It's not a Gura problem either as other anons have pointed out, she's just whimsical in terms of which ideas she actually goes for.

>> No.38118963

>>38118879
Only on yourself

>> No.38118973

>>38118748
>Can just get Mat and Ernest to talk about autistic game lore or some shit.
I mean it'd be stupid but for marriage and a happy life with Goob hell yeah I'd take that offer. Just get them talking about Undertale or FNAF and that 45 mins would be over in an instant.

>> No.38118978

>>38118748
I've watched some of matpat's videos and some of them already have someone like earnest in them. So I can tolerate it enough to marry Gura, I'll just be avoiding eye contact all costs with him.

>> No.38119007

>>38118879
no you have to sit there and smile and ACTUALLY listen to what they say

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Is it tomorrow night yet?

>> No.38119036
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38119036

here's a hypothetical:
>you get to marry gura
HOWEVER
>you have both of your hands cut off

>> No.38119044

>>38117575
Gura's problem is her inability to put any of her ideas into practice
>>38118612
Where's the lie though? Gura doesn't have any right to complain about lack of ideas when she barely ever carries any of hers out.

>> No.38119078

>>38119036
do I have money for last generation prosthetics?

>> No.38119114

>>38119078
your new wife does

>> No.38119115

>>38119078
100% dependent on whatever your current financial situation is

>> No.38119118

>>38118978
You need to look into Ernests eyes while he puts on lip gloss

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>>38119036
>you get to marry gura
>but you have your dick cut off

>> No.38119125

>>38118602
I think today convinced me for good I need to limit the amount of time I spend here

>> No.38119144

>>38119114
my honor doesn't let me
>>38119115
fuck

>> No.38119147

>>38118748
Listened to them for ~20 minutes for a few seconds of the shark, I can do 45 for the shark wife.

>> No.38119194

>>38119036
As long as Gura still cares about me even with my new status as a...c-cripple...

>> No.38119210

>>38119036
While I'm not entirely sure I can trust Gura to take care of me, sure, as long as she cares.

>> No.38119255

>>38118748
ok but seriously why did Ernest sound like that?
that nigger could be a vtuber and no one would ever know it's a dude

>> No.38119265

>>38119036
>No way to hold or touch my wife
>Cant give her the princess carry she deserves
>Cant play video games with her
>Limited ways to make income to support her and our child
>Constantly have to bother her to do the smallest things for me, and I cant do anything for her
I... don't know

>> No.38119316
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38119316

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94693258
Imagine a 3D live stream like this from gura...

>> No.38119363

>you get to marry gura
but
>you have to take a shit
WOULD YOU TAKE THIS DEAL

>> No.38119399

>>38119363
the dump of death...

>> No.38119409

>>38119363
how big is the shit?

>> No.38119420

>>38119363
No way, poop is gross

>> No.38119427
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>>38119363

>> No.38119439

>>38119363
can I take the shit now, or can it be later?
like, when I'm over a toilet or something?

>> No.38119458

did someone clip the ad yet?

>> No.38119471

>>38119439
Has to be during the ceremony

>> No.38119505

>you get to marry Gura and live a happy fulfilling life full of love, lust, and sex
OR
>you are given three liters of petrol

>> No.38119515
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38119515

To answer all of your hypotheticals, I would do literally anything to marry Gura. Anything.

>> No.38119554

Gura is a real idol and my real girlfriend.

>> No.38119560

>>38119505
can I huff the petrol? or do I have to drink it?

>> No.38119577

>>38119515
Even this?
https://youtu.be/Kvk-QsYU7r0

>> No.38119587

>>38119515
even if you had to tell Gura she wasnt cute to her face?

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>>38119505
top one is tempting
but... gas is getting expensive these days...

>> No.38119604

..that hololive gatcha game collaboration doesn't launch tomorrow, right?

>> No.38119656

>>38119577
how were they allowed to call this a kids show?

>> No.38119660

>>38119505
That's tough man but I'm gonna have to take marrying Gura. I think I can do without 3 liters of petrol.

>> No.38119689

>you get to marry Gura
BUT
>Mori has to live with you

>> No.38119722

>>38119689
hell no

>> No.38119738

>>38119660
you're just gonna deprive her of her favorite drink like that? you monster

>> No.38119749
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>>38119689
This is the hardest one

>> No.38119768

>>38119689
can i make Mori lose weight?

>> No.38119770
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38119770

Please post more cunny

>> No.38119780
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>>38119689
I uh...

>> No.38119832

>>38119689
Deal. I will correct the shit out of her, you will not recognize her in two years.

>> No.38119877

>>38119689
no deal.

>> No.38119940

>>38119689
God that would be miserable.

>> No.38120001
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38120001

Gura is touching herself right now.

>> No.38120039

>>38119689
can I just park a trailer for mori in the front lawn

>> No.38120094

>>38120039
no, same house and now the bathrooms have no doors

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>>38119770
I did but it got ignored, there's barely any chumbuds ITT.
>>38119316 (Me)

>> No.38120114
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38120114

I still don't forgive Sonic.

>> No.38120154

>>38119656
it was a different time

>> No.38120198

>>38119505
3 liters of gas is like a gallon, that'll get me maybe 40 miles

>> No.38120209

>>38120094
mori's morning shits
gross

>> No.38120276

wonder what the thread will look like when she talks about her conversation with him

>> No.38120330

>>38120276
most pathetic post ITT

>> No.38120331

>>38120106
God damn that's hot, shame it isn't gura but it works.

>> No.38120344

>>38120276
the absolute state of cuckmates.....

>> No.38120367
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>>38119770
Just look at her itty bitty slitty.

>> No.38120405

>>38120276
Way to out yourself cuckmate

>> No.38120453
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38120453

gn chumbos c ya tomorrowowowo

>> No.38120512

>you get to marry Gura and live with her forever
BUT
>she's a damn brat who keeps teasing and pranking you every day huhaha

>> No.38120520
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38120520

I'm going to assume the last 8 hours of posts aren't worth reading.

>> No.38120529

>>38120453
TuT
Goober's little buds...

>> No.38120549

>>38118444
Long as I have my normal mind during the hug I'll take it.

>> No.38120576

>>38117441
Everyone needs to ask Gura for more ideas instead. Stupid fucks doesn't realize how smart and creative Gura is

>> No.38120635

>you get to marry Gura
but
>Gura isn't your gf any more
CHUMKEKS? CHOOSE

>> No.38120649

>>38120512
what kind of pranks?

>> No.38120662

>>38120635
fuck...

>> No.38120683

>>38120635
Is she still my sisterdaughter?

>> No.38120695

>>38119689
Yeah, still not enough to deter me.

>> No.38120720
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38120720

Looks like youtube is really leaning into the "promoting vtubers" thing today, even doing an animated vtuber-themed youtube logo in the upper right.

There's Gura VODs in the official list, too.

>> No.38120751

>>38117980
I trust her so much I left this godforsaken place to rot in hell

>> No.38120814

>>38118056
It is too lewd. But she will do them. I think. People seem to really show that they like it, and Gura likes to pander a bit if she can

>> No.38120828

>>38120720
>not her 3d live

>> No.38120837

>>38120512
DEAL, I shall correct her behavior through the power of HARDCORE LOLI SEX

>> No.38120845

>>38120720
>not the duolingo stream
lame

>> No.38120880

>>38120720
>No 3D live
>Clipnigger in the playlist
Really Susan?

>> No.38120906

>>38118219
I say, how would those threadshitters feel if they got to have one good long hug with Gura...
Probably won't be shitting the threads anymore!

>> No.38120914

that matpat video was a waste of fucking time

>> No.38120928

>>38120520
Definitely not

>> No.38120987

>>38120906
The first hugs will be given out at conventions and they will be fucking livid about it just like they were livid about her singing fansa

>> No.38121076

>>38120987
yes
until the withdrawal syndrome came in

>> No.38121319

>>38120914
It gave some good soundclips. Worth it for the phrase her royal sharkiness.

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>> No.38121766

>>38121699
me, as the lawyer on the toilet

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