/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

God fucking damn it, make a different one.

>>38071120
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Ycp5JRR88&t=7154s
Here it is from Fauna's perspective:
>https://youtu.be/oBrIeqHqkoc?t=7155

>>38070586
Any JK style with knee highs

>>38071386
I did wonder that. Didn't she name some animal in some game or something chikubi?

>>38071691
she used to say it all the time, and said she almost got in trouble for it in the Umisea Mario Party collab

>>38071588
Nyo

Gurass

>>38071813
>she almost got in trouble for it in the Umisea Mario Party collab
What's so bad about saying nipple?

>>38070892
Gura isn't into anime and doesn't pretend to be, what's wrong with that?

>>38071963
Nothing, she is more of a vocaloid fan than an anime fan.

>>38071963
she just needs to watch the right anime

My onahole!

abwabwa

>>38072011
But Konosuba is the right anime.

What's up with her... she's trying to tweet so hard now, did management force her?

>>38072011
Yeah, Shoujo Ramune
Watchalong when??

I love my wife so much!!

>>38072341
I was thinking the same thing. Those tweets are so low quality it has to be forced.

Rape required...

>>38072341
Yes, reminder to thank reddit
>>38072393
Fuck you I liked it

>>38072604
Retard.

>>38072614
Just like my oshi and her sloths

I just want her to want to check in on us. If she does it because she was told to it's meaningless.
I want feel loved and appreciated by her out of her own volition. I want her to earnestly feel "Man I miss my chumbies, I want to say hi to them / sing for them / stream for them"

>>38072675
Yea she's never going to do that.
She's promised it twice and lied both times.
I want it too but Gura doesn't want to change.

>>38072675
>I couldn't sleep so I watched a sloth documentary instead of doing a twitter space or short members stream for my fans who I haven't talked to in two weeks. Also management told me to say hi. See you tomorrow (sigh...)

>>38072643
sloths are actually very intelligent

>>38072795
Fuck off sloth documentaries are funny as fuck

>I can still perfectly hear Gura's voice in my mind
oh god what is this
she's even reading this post I'm making right now gura please stop taking over my mind's voice wait no please do I love you

Alright, alright so hear me out here
Here is how her first stream back will go:
>Oh hey chumbies. Sorry I was so quiet for so long. As you know my computer broke and then my old computer broke. I also broke my work phone, then I broke my actual phone. Then i got sick and went and visited my family for thanksgiving and i got sick again! SO I promise to do better at communicating and we will have some fun streams coming up. I did hear your concerns so I promise we will have fun together as Christmas is coming up and its going to be wonderful and exciting!
>no delivery and restarts the loop.

How does this sound? Plausible enough?

Gura and her cunny wife

>>38072803
No they aren't
There are no intelegent animals except humans.

>>38072675
god you sound so pathetic
your parents never loved you I bet

>>38072604
I can't believe I got ban while those reddit faggot where sucking each other while shoving a medal up their ass.
fuck jannies kys
And you can like something and criticize it at the same time, go back asslicker.

>>38072996
Please don't give that faggot attention

>he is still trying

>>38072970
Sounds pretty accurate outside of the part when she explained anything at all
Take that out and it will be better.

>inb4 jewchuuba shill in 3...2...1...

its always this one ESLfaggot lol

>>38072970
Bretty gud

>>38073021
Holy ESL....
I'm just glad reddit made her tweet honestly

antis are writing gura's stream again...

>>38072970
> I promise we will have fun together as Christmas is coming up and its going to be wonderful and exciting!
this is all we're getting

>>38073063
Yeah, they always shills their jewcunny whenever their shitposts got ignored

I miss Gura
I really hope she doesn't do this again for the fucking 100th time. Idk how much more my heart can take.
If she doesn't spend Christmas with us this year I'm gonna cry.

>>38073197
haha, this nerd doesn't have a family or any friends to spend christmas with

>>38073197

>>38073151
>Pretends to shit on "shills" instead of pretending to shill them because he was called out
lol
lmao

>>38073197
Just climb out of the rabbit hole and spend time with your family. Don't count on Gura for a good Christmas, make that a goal for yourself.

>>38072393
kill yourself

>>38073216
My mom died 3 months before Gura debuted and my father passed away this year both from long battles with cancer
My only sibling lives on the other side of the country
No I don't...

>>38073370
no u

based

>posting your own tweets
megacringe

>>38073373
Sorry dude. If she doesn't end up streaming then why not give someone else a shot? There's a gazillion other streamers out there who would really appreciate having viewers.

>>38073447
>no like in 4 whole hours
>lets post on 4chan to get at least a tiny bit of attention
The absolute state of (you)

>>38073567
>implying Gura is easily replaceable
kys

i wanna watch a solthumen tary while cuddled up with guras fat tail

>>38073567
They aren't Gura
I watch lots of vtubers and love them in a friendly way but I love Gura very much.
She saved me and I will never forget that.

>>38072996
If you don't want to feel loved by your oshi why are you even here? Are you one of those "uh it's just some entertainment like any other" normalfags?

I personally hope her internet completely dies on her before the stream and she stubs her toe on the way to her desk.
Not because I particularly hate her, but because I like seeing this board rage.

>>38073747
Your post feel forced, you was told to post it?

>>38073672
I mean, I dunno, judging from recent reactions she sure seems like it.

>>38073567
Women aren't normally entertaining but Gura is. Most chuubas are just not worth a single minute of my time.

>>38073771
Just not when she's streaming for members, greys don't deserve streams.

>>38073821
Don't try to samefag me retardchama, I'm the ESL.

>dude it's cringe if you want your holo to care about her fans and look after them
Who are you trying to fool here?

>stealth shilling
holy shit you faggots are so predictable

>>38073932
Retard.

>>38073858
Hey me too! How much did they paid you?

>>38073932
This timeloop ended two days ago. You can leave now.

I was going to say Gura should do a public domain watch-a-long of "It's a Wonderful Life" but it isn't public domain any more? What the fuck.

These larping are so low quality...Did they change the shitposter?

>look at me, I'm going to keep arguing without replying to anyone.

>>38071546
cute feet

i want to brush gawr's hair as she shyly fidgets in place

Kikes and shabbos goys truly are vile, they are taking advantage of one of the few situations where Gura was in the wrong and fans have legitimate complaints about to try and shill their whores. Hitler was right about them

this brat better give me some cute Christmas karaokes this month

>>38073833
stop exposing yourself so blatantly

what if gura was a sloth

Gawr Gura from is bad and she don't care about you're feelings and she boring and panders to pedofiles.
You should instead watch, support and give money to Yuko Yurei.
Shalom.

>>38074188
she sure is as lazy as one

>>38074111
Don't count on it

>>38073923
The things I'd do to those delicious creamy cunny thighs...

>>38074221
You say sloth are stupid, now lazy? You don't know a fucking thing about sloth, shut the fuck up.

>stream starts on Dec 1st
>it seems to be a handcam stream
>wait something's not right
>the camera is on the floor
>gura shows her feet and then squats down to reveal her bald cunny
>she begins pissing all over her floor and the camera
>uses her finger to draw a heart in the piss puddle
>ends stream

>>38074327
A sloth made this post

>>38074408
that would be nice but she needs to masturbate before ending the stream

>>38074432
She cant do that! She's an idol!

>>38074408
That camera? Me

>>38074467
it's okay as long as she hides her hand while doing it. sound only

>>38074408
The floor? Who else but me.

>>38074467
>he forgot Portal 2 collab stream with Ina

>mad he isn't getting replies
>tries to get chumbies to hate raid another vtuber
classic cuckmate

o... ha... you...

>>38074408
>gura will pee on oreos to get revenge for not being able to crush them

>>38074573
I would pay $2000 to eat those oreos

>>38074624
>only 2k
You don't deserve them

>>38074624
I would pay $2001, those are mine now

>>38074408
I would literally die

I love her so fucking much

I just woke up and saw Gura has done a blog post on twitter.
Is this the first time she's ever done a tweet like this? I know she posts random shit sometimes but I don't remember ever a "hey I'm feeling like this and doing this mundane thing right now" tweet from her.
I wonder if all the communication bullying got to her or made her feel guilty. I don't need twitter interaction but I hope at least its motivation for her to try harder on the communication front like she had said she wanted to.

Good morning

>>38075015
>Bullying
I mean she promised communication and instantly went back on it.
It's not bullying it's holding her to her own words.

>>38075015
>bullying
It was literally people asking for what she promised

Weakbuds. I spit on your faces.

https://poal.me/wc707m
https://poal.me/wc707m
https://poal.me/wc707m

>>38075200
I wish gura would spit on my face with her cunny and instead of spit its actually pee

Gura piss on my cock

Pee...

Pisschads run this thread

>>38075297
>People unironically saying yes
Have you guys been missing for the past year or so?

look at it

>>38075746

>>38075721
Piss defence force, force the antis OUT of the thread. Gura piss conquers all

>>38075732
Well technically she has always explained her breaks. "I was busy" "Family stuff happened..." "Sad" may not be explanations that satisfy you but they're still technically explanations, so the people voting yes are right.

>>38075746

did someone say... PISS?

>>38073447
Based

>>38075732
She'll address it. Just not with as much detail as you would like

>>38075015
>Is this the first time she's ever done a tweet like this?
not even close. she lost the bread, ate the melon, etc.

I wonder how much of a shitshow prechat will be. Last time this happened it was the worst I've ever seen, blatant doxfagging, arguing, telling people to die, etc. I can't imagine this will go well.

>>38076056
You're going to be one of the people doing that, we know.

>>38076056
I will cunny post to drown them all out

>>38076086
Actually I will because last time that happened she listened and gave us the best month in recent history, and you kneeled.

>>38076056
I blame the doxxfag greynames and L*l*

https://files.catbox.moe/lxuxhi.png

>>38076196
I want my wife to fuck me.

>>38076132
So berate her in the most bullying way possible? That's the plan, right?

>>38075831
The question isn't if she'll try to justify her break though, It's if she'll address her lack of communication during it (saying that she's aware of the fact that she left us in the dark for almost two weeks)

>>38076056
I will 200% be shitting up chat on an alt over communication yes

Sex with a fembud.

>>38076056
The dox shit was because of the Hurricane the coincided her ghosting, I don't think there will be any of that this time around.

>>38076316
No just bring up how I'm tired of this loop and want better communication to stay. The rest of chat will agree and that's all they'll talk about, maybe they'll get heated, Gura will see it again, and you will kneel.

>>38076371
Based and same desu
She can't keep getting away with it

>>38076371
Based please do it

>>38076397
don't use the word communication, paraphrase it, I guarantee she feels the same about that word as she does about debuts and collabs

>>38076397
Oh I was planning on calling her slurs. Someone has to be the villain, right?

>>38076395
And that was nothing but a consequence of Gura's lack of communication during that break.

Honestly buds if things don't improve after this return I'm probably just going to leave for good. I've lost almost all interest in vtubers and only stay because of Gura. Please do your best to try to get her back to peak form.

>Gura streamed a bit more as planned during October since she likes Halloween.
>Followed by the worst month ever.
Complaining last time didn't really help at all.

>>38076397
Based spinebud
We'll ensure she will permanently be in the "properly communicating" mode and a new golden era will be upon us
Including her giving us golden showers

>yurotard hours

saudade

I can see what you're trying to do faggots. You're baiting one of the mentally ill chumbuds to complain for you

Children need to be taught discipline, they won't just magically develop it by themselves. Gura is no different. Chumchads who admit that there's still a lot to be done about her behavior will turn Gura into the gfe cunny daughterwife that we all want her to be. You can thank us later.

>>38076733
I would spank gura untill she peed all over my lap and then probably a fair ammount of time after

>>38076728
Nope, day 1 member. I've said my piece and did so last time too. Just because I love her doesn't mean I'm blind to the flaws. She can do better and I'll help her get there.
If you loved her you'd want the same, but I guess to you she's "just a streamer" so you don't really care.

>>38076658
Yuro hours bring out some weirdos, and the SEA posters haven't yet gone to bed

>>38076586
Well, at the very least she was aware of how many people were up in arms about it. She didn't straight up say that one time "I will tweet it out. I will let you guys know" for nothing. She knew what was up.

>>38076906
She has said stuff like that many times in the past, too.

Oh Gura, you are gonna be such a good little girl when I'm done with you. You will tweet at least 5 times a day. Every time you pee you must let us know about it and describe the color and smell of it.

>>38076733
Posts like this are disturbing and unappealing. There's no point in gfe that's so forced.

i just saw the tweet. gura likes sloths! i'm in, boys!

Shark Child fart detonation force?

>>38077050
Depends on whether she ate sugar free candy/apples that day

>>38077016
Gura needs a mandatory 3 month probationary period where she must either sound tweet or twitter space all of her pees

>>38076389
Based

>>38077020
not as disturbing and unappealing as your axe wound, troon

>>38077050
0.0023 ± 0.0002 kg/cm^2

>>38077020
You will never be a woman

>delusional retards actually believe that they can force Gura to use twitter or any other cancer social media by whining and bitching in chat
I'm actually laughing. The only thing you will achieve is getting your retarded anti ass banned.

>>38076833
It has been well know some of her antis are from yuros, notably kraut and ruskie. Oh and also this one from Indo I know this because few weeks ago I got a ban notice for trolling when phoneposting

>>38077204
I'm gonna mind break Gura into communicating with us and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>38077259
impossible, she'll just start ghosting if twitter gives her bad feelings

>>38077254
Yuros are so dramatic

>>38072605

>>38077139
>>38077180
Ex-fandead I'm assuming? I don't understand why Gura attracts your gfe garbage obsessed schizo types so much.

Gura hates twitter so I'd be fine with yt posts

>>38077294
Complaining worked! We got so many dmc streams after that!

you guys are weird

>>38077318
ew, no

>>38077204
But they literally did
Stay mad I guess

>itt homobeggars falseflagging as parasocials.

>>38077318
GO back

Yuros, is Gura streaming tonight for us in her usual timeslot, 1/2am?

>>38077370
Gura does what she wants, if you think her posting about sloths is because of your le epic reddit crusade then you're delusional.

>>38077427
She's streaming December 1st for us Americans, so the 2nd for you guys.

>>38077339
yeah this is not the best

>>38077427
>yurotard is illiterate
Why am I not surprised

>>38077318
Literally every fanbase that gets burned by their oshi ends up creating refugees here, see our large population of ex-teamates and ex-kronies. Don't trust that any "chumbud" who didn't realize she was something special as soon as she sang in her debut stream actually understands gura.

>>38077318
No I just like shotgunning ywnabaw at anti gfe posts in hopes that I actually hit a tranny. I only ever masturbated to rushia because she was so flat but never teally watched her

>>38077474
I realized she was special during Plug and Play actually
https://streamable.com/vcc5pu

>>38077474
>our large population of ex-teamates and ex-kronies.
>source: I made it up

>>38077473
Fuck you mean you scruffy little mong.

>>38077474
The Day 1s are full of homobeggars and seething morons, tho.

IT'S DECEMBER 1ST 01:10 AM IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW
WHERE'S GURA STREAM
SHE PROMISED

>>38077455
What's her American timeslot EST, PST?

>>38077621
EST

>>38077480
It wasn't anti-gfe, I just don't think it's gonna be fun if it's forced.

>>38077550
There's a thing called warosu, you should try using it.

>>38077575
I mean that you can't read, which you're showcasing rather nicely right now.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>38077631

>>38077473
You speak my language you fucking mongrel, you wouldn't even exist as a nation if it wasn't for my country, watch your fucking tounge before I bite it out of your mouth and force feed it to your fat meth whore slag of a mum, you cunt.

>>38077667
>makes shit up
>tells people to do archive reps when someone asks for source
Everytime. Fuck off.

>>38077631
>>38077697

>>38077713
I'm not even american, you obsessed britbong dumbfuck.

>>38077713
Even cavemen can say this.

>>38077697
Envision the stench

>>38077668
Die of an heart attack you obese yank rat. I speak real English, you speak made up burger laungage you fucktard piece of dog shit.

>>38077717
Hey, if you're new, it's on you to dig through the archives to verify what people say. Very few people are going to be willing to do it for you.

>>38077649
Thanks, what time like 8pm right?

>>38077833
No you dont understand other people need to spend hours catering to me because i just joined this fanbase and demand to be spoonfed by the people who have been here from the start.

>"Three-toed sloths go to the ground to urinate and defecate about once a week"
Damn they're literally me...

>>38077790
Go back to your shit hut then rat.

Dreamworld coke is the worst soda flavor I've ever had. Just putting it out there in case Gura wanted to buy it for some reason.

>>38077833
Anon, you're retarded if you believe those falseflags. There aren't many teamates or kronies here.

>some random britbong sperging out for no reason
Nice thread. It's like I'm really on /sp/

>>38077667
Ok lily

>>38077984
I'm an ex-kronmmate tho.

Good morning discord!

>>38077667
>Still using warosu
>He doesn't know

>>38077455
Fuck I thought I'd be a getting a stream tonight, pain.

Communication buds...our time is coming..we must return in full force.

Patientbuds... let us gather and watch the rest make fools of themselves again.

>>38077984
>it's always a falseflag if it's something I don't like
teamates sure do love to play this card

>>38078147
Be mad at the literal years of falseflagging retards if you don't like people pointing it out.

>>38078141
You will kneel just like you did last time, bitch. Don't think I don't remember.

>>38078063
w-what?

>>38078141
>he is pretending October wasn’t her best month in forever

>>38077713
Oh no someone angered the bong schizo. Don't you remember that Gura is American? Doesn't that fill you with rage?

>>38078181
translation: oy vey, I've been found out

>>38078141
"Patientbuds" aka the faggots that will say "antis btfo" once Gura starts communicating more because she actually saw all the legitimate complaints from real fans.

>>38077855
8PM usually yeah

>>38078147
its funny how they blatantly do it in shit tons of catalog threads too and get just as offended when called out

>>38078197
lmao this is chuuni as fuck. I can tell you what I remember
>Gura stops streaming regularly
>I can’t believe this lazy bitch has done this again, if she does it one more time in finally through with her
>berate her
>Gura communicates a bit more
>we did it communication chads, we showed those yesmen whiteknight cucks
>Gura stops streaming regularly
>I can’t believe this lazy bitch has done this again, if she does it one more time in finally through with her
>berate her
>Gura communicates a bit more
>we did it communication chads, we showed those yesmen whiteknight cucks
>Gura stops streaming regularly
>I can’t believe this lazy bitch has done this again, if she does it one more time in finally through with her
>berate her
>Gura communicates a bit more
>we did it communication chads, we showed those yesmen whiteknight cucks
You’ve sure made a permanent change in Gura entirely due to your efforts, and Reddit definitely forced her to post about sloths

It should be okay to voice actual concerns, the fact that it isnt directly contributes to anti behavior because it has to build up until people get rabid

>>38078482
At least we did something, unlike you just sitting there on your ass crying about how much you miss her. Gee it sure pays off being a "patientbud" getting only 2 streams every 2 weeks. Your last point, if things don't change for good I'm leaving. I'm tired of the loop and barely care for vtubers anymore anyways. You'll enjoy your ayame style streams and like it.

>>38078482
Real dedicated Chumbud right here

>>38078482
What are the odds Gura is blissfully unaware of the discourse happening on both Reddit and this godforsaken site and is just being a couch potato while watching really bad sloth documentaries and lazily scrolling through her phone for whatever meme makes her breathe air out her nose.

>we

>>38078636
>you’ll see guys, this time I’m done for good
Thanks for taking the next step in your loop

>>38078482
Once again the best posters on this split are the coomers, ojisans, and patientbuds. The communication posters just repeat the same timeloops and always take credit for whenever Gura starts streaming again.
>Gura posted a tweet about sloths? You're welcome yesmen cucks, please ignore all the other breaks and times she went silent
>>38078597
Of course, but some anons think doomposting is the same as concern posting

>>38078675
Very low. This site is one of the sites she scrolls before heading to Reddit.

>>38078701
Some people can only be patient for so long. I will grudge you and post my membership cancellation if things don't change. Man of my word.

>>38078706
>>Gura posted a tweet about sloths? You're welcome yesmen cucks, please ignore all the other breaks and times she went silent
Nobody's taking credit for that here you disingenuous nigger.

>>38078806
Oh nyo not the same thing that gets posted every other day. You'll continue to shit up the threads daily pretending to be a fan, no one is buying your bullshit

>>38078806
Why won't you fuck off right now?

>>38078806
You should go ahead and cancel your membership now, we don't need more weakbuds.

>>38078806
Just leave now. Make it a clean break during this time of no Gura, if you don't do it now you'll never do it

>>38078806
Please do it now and leave forever

>>38078675
Highly unlikely

>>38078862
Suck my fucking cock.

>>38078806
Ive switched to filling Gura's timeslot with some Phase girls, Fooners, and now IRyS who seems to be moving in on it. Honestly Im in the same boat, unless she does a 180 Im probably going to move my membership to someone who streams

>>38078836
I mean the people here are the same people voicing their concerns on Reddit so it’s the same thing
>>38072341
>>38072393
>>38072604
>>38072675
This is just this thread, previous threads since she first tweeted have been fellating Reddit nonstop

>>38078706
Don't lump us together with the faggots who think wanting Gura to stream more than twice a month makes you an anti.

She thanked the patientbuds in her tweet, not the schizos

>>38078865
>>38078867
>>38078872
>>38078884
>j-just leave if you don't like her not communicating! let's just sit here all day and do nothing and make her worse instead of trying! p-p-patientbuds winning right??

>>38078969
>if I sperg out on 4chan then Gura will start streaming regularly again

I'm going to tell her I loved her sloth tweet tomorrow and want more like it and there's nothing anyone here can do about that.

>>38078969
>literally say you will leave
>ok then do so
>n-no
ogey

>>38078969
>j-just leave if you don't like her not communicating!
>p-p-patientbuds winning right??
this but unironically

>>38079021
That means you want her to tweet more which makes you an anti. Fuck off.

My tummy hurts

>>38078969
If you think shitting on her in this thread makes any difference, you ate giga retarded.

We can groom her into communicating just by doing this>>38079021

>>38079050
You know you can vent your frustrations here and try to make some actual change at the same time right?

Hello I like sloths

"patientbuds" and "communicationbuds" really need to kill themselves

>>38078714
>Gura browsing this site or reddit
In what world lmao. The most she probably does is scroll her art tag for a few minutes a day.

>>38079041
This kind of jump to the extreme always gets whipped out. Point out a post in this thread that says that.

>>38079082
I've done nothing but watch sloth documentaries for hours now. They're cool.

>>38079038
Just leave if you dont like x is the deathrattle of a community. It happened with Ame

>>38079077
>vent your frustrations
Shitting the thread non stop is not "venting".

>>38079090
>he doesn't know
Well that explains half of these retarded posts, I keep forgetting that we are flooded with newfags

>>38078675
basically zero
i mean its possible but management would have to be retarded to at least not tell her about it.

>>38079090
The live reaction thumbnail was a /here/ meme

>>38078949
Patientbuds I kneel

>>38079164
It was in her art tag for ages, just like a fuck ton of other /here/ memes.

Stupid niggers

I will only lose my shit over males, not gonna waste my influence on anything else.

>>38079129
Ame isn't the world's most popular English speaking vtuber, and lacks Gura's charisma. We can afford to shake off a few impatient/needy types because she disconnects from her job every now and then, not like we're losing people from her being explicitly spiteful towards us like with yellow woman. You can try to spin it so that her not tweeting or whatever is an act of spite, but she always comes back eventually so it's pure mental gymnastics.

>>38079305
you have no influence

if she's relaxed enough to be watching dcoumentaries in bed at 4am at least we know she's not busy with stuff anymore

>>38079231
Gura has always been /ourgirl/

>>38079305
>my influence
>MY INFLUENCE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38079164
Have you seen her meme tag? There are tons of memes that spread far beyond the clammy reaches of 4chan. This isn't even a thing exclusive to her, this happens to most memes made by this site. It's a told and tired story.

>>38079332
>>38079374
I have a little.

>>38079401
What? You are one of her top 50 paypigs so you think you're special?

>>38079433
Gura likes me.

>>38078636
>Crying
Patientbuds aren't the ones crying. If they were they wouldn't be patientbuds. We simply go do our life reps until our daughter comes home.

>>38079447
Of course she "likes" you, especially your wallet

>>38079447
I am inclined to believe this post
Please ask Gura to fart into the microphone for me.

>>38079477
She likes me as a person.

>>38079447
I'm sure she does little buddy

>>38079490
Sure she does buddy...

>>38079477
Gura likes my penis.

>>38079466
This, I just get work done among other life reps.

>>38079479
She did a fart noise during asmr.

>>38079466
>I don't love Gura as much as you
At least you admit it. You will never know what it's like to love Gura so much that it hurts.

>>38079494
>>38079507
It's true.

"patientbuds" are antis. Simple as. They don't want Gura to stream.

>>38079521
That was her lotion you dumb nigger.

>>38079571
factual post

>>38079585
It counts.

>>38079585
>Gura farted lotion out of her asshole
amazing....

>>38079571
Why did she thank them in her tweet? Why does she always thank them?

>>38079391
What meme tag? I honestly don't know, there isn't one listed on her twitter.

>>38079558
Well luckily for you this place is a schizo containment center, you'll fit right in

>>38079328
"We can afford to lose these kinds of fans" should also sound familiar to you

>>38079571
This but unironically
>just do other stuff bro
>just forget about her bro
And these faggots call themselves Chumbuds... disgusting

>>38079571
>still begging

>>38079668
ok anti. Why don't you want her to stream? Just leave her.

>>38079639
yet another factual post
I pay Gura rent to live in my fucking head

>>38079628
She thanked every fan who hasn't dropped her during this unexplained, unjustified break. Cope.

>>38079684
I'd love her to stream. But it's not my choice to do so.

>>38079628
Because they are giving her money for doing absolutely nothing

>>38079690
Retard. She literally said thank u for patience

>>38079639
they are literally falseflagger shillfags that keep brining up the jew ghost here every now and again as a "alternative" for when Gura is gone.

>>38079635
Yeah, it does, because Gura's been doing this for at least a year now. You either get used to it or leave.

>>38079521

>>38079633
Gura likes me and would probably listen to my complaint one time only since I don't normally complain. Not sure why you think that's schizo.

>>38079740
Why do they keep shilling her as an alternative when she's an actual 100% whore?

>>38079732
then you're an anti because you think she's a gr>>38079690
eedy whore

>>38079571
>if you aren't having a mental breakdown and sperging out in the split every time she goes on break then you hate Gura
One of the most retarded posts I've ever read in this split. I'm patient because I trust Gura, unlike you. If you're freaking out over every break then you don't trust Gura, even if you don't realize it consciously.

They're really going all out.

>>38079795
gotta get it all out before tomorrow

Yurobuds control yourselves. You guys look like clowns.

>>38079391
Seriously, what's the meme tag? I didn't know she had a meme tag.

FUCK BLOOP

>Child returns tomorrow
>Slow cooking roast for weekly meal prep
>Getting ready to splat some more Kobolds in DCSS
>Spergs still being spergs while I'm being productive.
Life is too easy as a patienbud.

>>38079867

>"patientbuds"
>fine with her not streaming
>in fact, encourage her not to
How are they not antis?

>>38079917
Gonna suck those toes dry.

Do you mean the meme tag she used for the meme stream that gets almost zero posts? Someone help me out here.

>>38079944
I've never seen them enourage her to not stream. They kinda just wait...

>>38079902
:D

>he thinks patientbuds are encouraging Gura to not stream
Where do these retards even come from? Discord? Gura's back tomorrow you retarded faggot, and you being a threadshitter didn't have any impact on her decision whatsoever.
>>38079888
That reminds me, I've got some beef shanks for osso bucco that I need to make.

You guys don't get it. Both patientbuds and communicationchads are important. Patientbuds make sure Gura gets a warm welcome, they will tell her how much we love her, while communicationchads serve as a reminder that she needs to give us updates sometimes. It's just about not acting like a schizo retard.

The most obvious giveaway that "patientbuds" are falseflagging antis is that they'll often tell actual chumbuds to drop Gura and go watch other holos/girls, indirectly implying that to them Gura is just a member of hololive equal to any other when to any actual Chumbud that is not the case. A real Chumbud can't just drop Gura and go watch other holo because Gura is so vastly superior and unique to every other girl.

why seethe when you can SEED?

>>38080097
Those aren't the same people, nice try though.

>>38080097
I've never seen dwarf fortress schizo shill another chuuba. I'm calling BS on that.

>>38080085
too smart for /vt/. get out

>>38080148
He's shilling dwarf fortress, which is worse. Watching other hololive members and other vtubers supports the hobby and helps ensure Gura will be with us forever.

>>38080157
Where do I go?

>>38080035
>It's okay Gura, take your time!
>It's okay to take a break Gura!
Directly encouraging her to be gone longer. Antis.

Gura is a number fag, she wants to hype her return with some tweets in hope people didn't forget about her.
She would never tweet otherwise.

>>38079766
because they arent shilling her they want people to hate her

>>38080085
Is that an actual reasonable post? Don't you know where you are? People aren't allowed to be reasonable here.
>>38080097
Bait post

>>38080237
choose a non coding site from
https://stackexchange.com/sites
pajeets have overrun the coding related ones

>>38080263
If she were a numberfag she would notice that fewer and fewer people show up for her "return" streams

>>38080240
Those aren't patientbuds those are autists like Bjorn.

>>38080240
Those aren't antis, they're just doormats.

>>38080240
yeah all of her fans should shit on her while not knowing what her situation is. that's the kind of positive reinforcement we need for when she tweets and the kind of audience to look forward to coming back to

>gura will never know the thrill of the stretching anteroom in the haunted mansion because she goes to the wrong disney park

>>38080263
She should try to keep a big audience so we get more fanart and such.

Gura is absolutely disgusted by beta faggots and unfortunately her fanbase is full of those
>I hope you enjoyed your well deserved break my princess
>don't let these crazies get to you Gura! You don't owe us any explanations
>ummm... she has a private life, y'know?
>yikes touch grass
>she's just a streamer bro
Fucking sickening submissive beta faggots

Imagine gura licking toes

GENUINE speculation here. I wonder if Gura is doing the same thing that got me fired back in October. Everytime I wouldn’t be able to come into work, I didn’t text my boss anything because I was afraid of what his initial reaction would be. My autist ass chose to not communicate ANYTHING for an initial peace of silence over getting it over with and thereby not getting in trouble once I went back into work. (Call me a dumbass later chumbuds, speculate first) What if Gura is doing the same, what if instead of communicating to us that she’s going on break, on all her frequent breaks might I remind you, she’s choosing to be silent so she won’t have to be as anxious, won’t have to think about what our reaction will be, and won’t have to deal with what most of us autismos fear, “getting it over with”. I mean think about it, I’m fairly certain lots of us would get mad at her for taking so many breaks, even with communication included. Maybe she’s afraid of that? This wouldn’t excuse our daughter wife’s lack of communication, but damn would it make sense if this is the case. Also sidenote if for whatever reason she graduates before we get a kissable forehead costume of her I will fucking hang myself. Screenshot and quote me on this should the day come chumbuds.

Hey instead of giving shitposters attention everyone just reply to this post whenever they start shitting up the thread so they get angry over not getting (you)s

>>38080446

>>38080430
nigger those kinds of people aren't even here. you're writing all this here for no reason

>>38080443

>>38080240
>it's okay take your time
that's fine, as it's in response to something she's already in the process of, this is almost always in the context of a response
>it's okay to take a break
that's not fine, as it's trying to be an authority and give "advice" and influence her to do something that she hasn't yet

>>38080473
This is the Gura thread, faggot, that includes discussion about the behavior of her fanbase outside this shithole

>>38080430
yeah bro she should tell us all about her medical issues

>>38080544
This but unironically

What can Gura do to bait good knotting art?

>>38079944
>>38079093

>>38080527
why are you seething endlessly here then?

>>38080390
Is it that much different at world?

>>38080504

>>38080584
it's soulless

>>38080544
This but unironically
Every other Hololive member does.

>>38080564
Start telling a story which implies she lost her virginity with a dog when she was a teen but being very vague about it

>>38080544
this but unironically

>>38080097
I’m never leaving Gura, but I’m also not wasting my energy to convince someone else that they have to watch her. I don’t give a fuck about any of you and wonder why some of you stick around when I know you’ve posted multiple times about how “this is the final straw”

>>38080637
Thats Kronii's territory

>>38080560
>>38080631
>>38080649
well she's not going to and you know it.

>>38080679
Suck my cock

>>38080637
If she ever does this my sides would officially be surgically removed.

>>38080544
Doesn't she have IBS?

>>38080679
and?

Name a better duo

>>38080693
No, we don't know what she has. There is a chance she has it, though.

>>38080679
okay but she already has
>fainting
>stomach issues
>anxiety
>autism
What else?

>>38080733
Kronii and dogs

>>38080631
>every
It’s not so black and white, other Holomems have been vague about medical stuff too

>>38080770
Long COVID

>>38080770
Haven't seen this timeloop in a while.

>>38080733

>>38080776
vague not "oh im going to die" than never say anything about it again.