/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>38063197
For what?

>>38063197
>radio silence for days and days
>management finally wrangles her into "one fucking tweet a day you lazy whore"
>she unironically uses Gura's AI chatbot for tweet generation
fucking shart

>>38063197
>management forcing her to tweet
Kek, that Reddit thread really got to them. They’re actually putting their foot down now

>>38063237
Watching sloths while being lazy with her job.

>>38063197
SO QUIRKY

>>38063197
>>38063382
She's drunk.
She actually reverted to HER

>>38063345
>management forcing her to tweet
No, she just had a rare instance where she felt like tweeting. She'll now proceed to not tweet for weeks.

>>38063197
She wants my big megatherium dong

you watch this person?

>>38063358
>Modern woman
>Not being lazy
Pick one

>>38063412
Nah, this shit reads more like she was stoned

>>38063746
she went to party with some japanese bros

>>38063197
She feels nothing towards random strangers on the internet

>>38063197
Sloth disgest very slowly. Therefore they often get constipation. Gura is having trouble with a monster shit

>>38063197
If she felt guilty she'd have streamed by now or tell people why she disappeared or why she always lies to her fans, and perhaps even avoid doing it again in the future (lol). This is just an attempt at communication to try and keep her walking ATMs happy.

>>38063345
Reddit thread?

>>38064261
>lies to her fans
proof next thread? are gura antis a laughing stock because they never deliver

>>38063197
Yeah, me

>>38064322
If all you want is proof of her lying, then sure. It's a frequent thing for her, but since you don't watch streams, I'll spoonfeed you. She did a Little Nightmares stream that she had planned to finish in a single stream and assumed it would take her at least 7 and a half hours but finished it in under 5 and claimed she was late for a meeting so she wouldn't have to read superchats.

>>38063197
I can save her

>>38064508
newfag gura forgetting about meetings is actually a thing .
>muh superchats
newfag she occasionally reads superchats because Kiara told her (and Ina) to do. she doesn't owe you anything.

>>38063197
That tweet reeks of cringe. Sounds like its trying too hard.

>>38064803
More like she forgot that she said she was going to play little nightmares to completion in one sitting regardless of how long it takes when she mentioned she had a meeting (that she was supposedly late for despite finishing the game a lot earlier than she had anticipated).
There's also the time she said she was going to reschedule her duolingo stream and then never ended up streaming it again. Or how she recently said in a public stream how she would be away from streaming from monday to friday but ended up returning the next friday instead for her next public stream without any given reason for why she took an additional 4 days off.

>>38065058(me)
She said she would be gone friday to monday and returned next friday*

>>38063197
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Fuck you catalog retards.

This tweet was 100% sent while drunk.
Gura's phone probably pinged from the 53rd unread message from management.
Each subsequent message has been more polite, desperate and lengthy. Management doesn't have any leverage against her, ever since they capitulated to her demands during her PL threat arc.
Her eyes scanned over the 2 page long text, finally settling at a sentence near the end "make a tweet, do SOMETHING, ANYTHING!"
Gura probably thought to herself, "a tweet? yeah, I can do that. yeah, ill just talk about my day."
The result is as depicted

>>38063456
Yea..

>>38065058
>duolingo stream
I bet you are the same kind of people that didn't believe her words when she said she couldn't play crazy taxi because how permissons worked

> ended up returning the next friday instead
Gura is the type of girl that doesn't say much about her stuff because she can't give you the exac detail. and now you are mad at her because she gave you the wrong number. poor girl.

Women can't feel guilt

>>38065468
>Moving goalposts.
I accept your concession, ESL shitskin. Chumbuds are always pathetic and have to resort to being disingenuous when trying to defend Gura.

>>38065518
what are you doing here? you need to defend the fat whore kson

>>38063237
For metooed vesper

>>38063197

Remember me??? Come to my stream and give me money!!! I'm back again! Darn PC!

Her English is getting worse I swear

>>38063197
sloths arent sinful like humans

Here is how her first stream back will go:
>Oh hey chumbies. Sorry I was so quiet for so long. As you know my computer broke and then my old computer broke. I also broke my work phone, then I broke my actual phone. Then i got sick and went and visited my family for thanksgiving and i got sick again! SO I promise to do better at communicating and we will have some fun streams coming up. I did hear your concerns so I promise we will have fun together as Christmas is coming up and its going to be wonderful and exciting!
>no delivery and restarts the loop.

>>38068232
I'm sure the pressure from her return will just burn her out mid-stream, prompting another hiatus. Truly the hololive queen.

>>38063197
Cringe tweet, comes off so phony

Why do these threads always stink of seething jealous hambeasts? It's fucking revolting.

cover mandated manager tweet to emulate gura they cant really get in contact with gura and are panicking

>>38063237
>talked all night with Tempus bf while watching Netflix
>he goes to bed
>felt guilty and sorry for cuckbuds
>hopes this tweet will absolve her of sin
>believes this tweet will wash away the smell of tempiss

She belongs to the streets now

>>38063197
My slothwife Gura is so cute

Ever see how fast a sloth can swim during mating season, they really start moving it is funny. She is right to laugh about these documentaries. I have seen them too. I hope Gura is okie, she has been acting different lately, taking a lot of breaks, this is one of her longest breaks, She posted on twitter from both of her older accounts recently as well. I just want her to be happy, that is all. We do not need to push her to stream harder. Management is being dicks I think it what is going on. Streaming should be about having fun, not having to be told what to stream and what you cannot stream all the time either. It would drive anyone crazy after long enough of it. Especially if management are power trippin. Gura literally made this company blow up, they better not fuck around or they end up finding out. If gura was to leave and go indy again, Hololive would fall apart

>>38063345
which thread? hololive's subreddit would never allow criticism

she should just go back to her previous life desu. i think she'll infinitely more succesful if she leaves holofaggit. she could also stream again with his bf too

>>38069865
they did until mods deleted it because it was gaining too much visibility
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/z6a9kx/chumbuds_reaction_as_we_near_the_2_week_mark/

>>38063277
it doesn't even need to be every day, just every few days, though daily tweeting is appreciated for when she takes a break. But if daily tweeting makes it easier for her to schedule it in her mind, then sure.

Why does Gura tweet like an AI

>>38063277
Last night, deep in my cups, I had a thought that Cover might be working with parti.ai or some similar group to make her the first AI vtuber. They've already got eerily convincing recreations of actual people so recreating Gura should be easier, plus they'd have a bajillion hours of content for the ML algos to run through. What streams tomorrow might not be 'Gura' but an AI.

>>38063197
>abwababwa
what the fuck, cumsharts just told me yesterday she doesn't do this stupid typing schtick anymore

>>38063197
Trying to be quirky

>>38063197
Hasn’t collabed with tempus so nothing to feel guilty about

>>38072842
we black mirror now
>mori and watame are actually glowniggers and kidnapped gura

>>38073004
>hasn't
coulda stopped there

>>38063197
>Woman
>Be able to feel guilt or empathy
Baffling thread

>>38069562
her bussy is ready

>>38072422
Because she literally did that >>38063277

>>38063197
Looks like management finally told her to tweet something even if it is the most random shit, and that's fucking OKAY PEOPLE LOVE THIS STUFF IS THAT EASY

>>38069282
This type of humor seems too Gura to be a management tweet though it is funny that we don't know what percentage of tweets are made by the hololive talents.

>>38063197
The only way she can attone is to do a twitter space while peeing loudly into the toilet for us all to hear

>>38068448
>the pressure from her return will just burn her out mid-stream
we should make sure it will by shitting up her chat

>>38063197
You imply that a psychopath like her feels guilt

>>38069865
The thread got locked and hidden after it gained traction and got on the front page. A few hours after that Gura suddenly tweets when she’s coming back.

>still seething

>>38063197
huh?

>>38063358
Kinda poetic if you think about it

jeez that tweet, trying too hard to be quirky ditzy uwu. Admit it goomers, you only eat it up because of her loli voice

Speaking of lying, hows atlantis going? I hope Kaela constantly annoys her about it.

IRyStocuck deflection thread

>>38082085
ayo

>>38081985
Basically. This and that maid outfit member's tweet really put me off. I don't expect her to be some crass vulgar idiot and like a bit of fanservice but sometimes behavior just screams "walking piggy banks, you won't leave me right?"

>>38082082
Kaela doesn't have time to do that since she'd rather stream for her fans.

>>38063412
>>38063746
>>38063990
>>38065335
>>38068130
>>38072886

Takodachi here. It's a pun you retarded smoothbrains.

Documenting + sloth = slothumentary

>>38082085
Ennafag deflection post

>>38082495

Kaela did the whole quartz arc to cleverly introduce Gura's fans to a real source of regular minecraft streams.

>>38063197
wtf is she retarded?

>>38063197
>mane-san trying too hard larping as gura

>>38082234
Nah that's Ame's thing

>>38084147
>Ame
>In it for the money
Are you fucking joking anon? Are you reposting memes from September 2020?

>>38084091
what else are they they supposed to do when she goes off the grid for weeks and nobody knows where she is.
you fake it until she comes back or you can't pretend anymore

>>38084268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2e-aNwPwGs
She said it herself

Quirky white girls are incredibly unattractive.

>>38063197
Le quirky, it's over goober there's a new ghosting cunny in town.

>>38084453

I never really understood the term simp until I watched chat on these streams. You look beautiful today!!! Who are these people.

>>38063412
>HER
one can only dream

>>38078226
Why can't Takos do this? Do only chumbuds have this power?

>>38084453
She said it, doesn't mean Gura's not also thinking it

>>38085564
Damn you can read Gura's mind? At least she isn't actually saying she only likes her fans for their money like Ame.

>>38063197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r20dsHMyjDg

>>38063197
Blue Ayame would rather watch Sloth docus than stream and that is fine !

>>38085514
Doesn't matter even reddit/twitter normies are joking about Gura coming back for one day then taking another month break or they're just calling her Ayame 2, it's over.

>>38084453
That's it, the fucking whore. I'm unsubbing. Two years we had together, two years she lied to me like this. She really done did me dirty.

>>38063277
That would be unbelievable kino (and laziness) if she literally used an AI to make her tweets

>>38084091
>Mane-san is using the Gura AI

although I think the AI would have properly spelled "slothumentary" as that seems to have been what gura was going for.

This shit is so cringe knowing that staff take care of her tweets

>>38063197
She is talking in code. Sloth means she has severe depression and can barely move. She probably had a mental breakdown after her computer exploded.

>>38063412
And whose fault would that be?
Here's a hint: it's a turd that rhymes with gory.

>>38063277
based AF if true

>>38084091
My first thought when I saw the tweet. AI smells a bit too rratty.

>>38063345
No one gives a fuck about plebbit.

>>38084453
This link is more direct, less preamble.
https://youtu.be/IHFkc_8gs5k

>>38091811
Cory (in the house)