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I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

wife LOVE

sonny LOVE
cute op i cant wait for noctyx puppets to ship

wuca love! cute op and anchor!

i hope vox goes into an anime binging arc so i can listen to him breakdown the symbolism in evangelion or something

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>38048366
Guys lis-listen, listen Shinji, he did nothing wrong

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>>38048595
wanted to say anything ending nov 30 is tonight for NA peeps

>>38048743
december cant come any faster...

gonna sleep and wake up early for mengen... gn
sonny love

Them

>>38049054
>psyborg farm
imagine the milking

>>38049005
goodnighty briskadet

>>38049136
wife would love that, he is made to be milked and bred.

i'm excited for the anniversary now

>>38050046

This game is so boring...

>>38049403
shota sheep fuuchan getting milked by his favorite farmer (uki, who smells great, had a nice ass and groomed him)

>>38050506
I love the double entendre of grooming him

>>38050766
wife mas made for grooming

>>38032071
>Due to how attractive it is vs. how he really looks.
I think this is the case many vtubers are probably facing but it's never really talked about. That their character being that might end up creating high expectations for the person behind it. And with people being shallow idiots, if the person doesn't match in the image they had in their heads, they might end up dropping them. Honestly I respect Vox for wanting his fans to stick with him post-graduation (and with many fans saying the same), but I hope this thought isn't concerning him.
>It was part of the reason he started working out
I remember him saying with Shoto awhile back that he started working out because of how demanding streaming is. That you're just sitting on your ass for hours on end almost every day. But whatever the reason, I think it was for the better honestly. Multiple times on streams he talks extensively about being a crusty neet gamer before becoming a vtuber. Even when he was Vox, he was so focused on steaming everything around him was in disarray. I don't know when exactly he decided to make the change but I'm glad to hear he's trying to turning himself around for the better.

One of my favorite fanfic authors posted a pwp that flustered me so much I got dizzy. Psyborg with Fulgur using his hands and mouth on Uki: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43289023

>>38048585
>lissen, lissen. who hasn't made a horrible mistake and ended up with cum in their hands?

i know no one watches aster but i wonder if he's going to just stream this for 5 more hours

>>38051088
>And with people being shallow idiots, if the person doesn't match in the image they had in their heads, they might end up dropping them.
You just made me realised why shitposter spam dox shit like crazy. And honestly this makes no sense to me anyways, you're essentially lusting after an anime character + their voice actor, how the person behind the voice looks like really isn't relevant anyways.

>>38051247
I know this isn't Vox's type of anime but I really want him to watch Jojo, I want to know which character will he lust after and if he will have stand power autism where the tires to understand how king crimson works.

>>38051916
I feel like he would like part 7.

my husband is playing pokemon scarlet part 3! chill solo stream looking for a shubert
https://youtu.be/P-DVTggO8lo
https://youtu.be/P-DVTggO8lo
https://youtu.be/P-DVTggO8lo

>>38052092
of course, he would he's an Ameriboo, I think he would really like Gyro as well and probably President Valentines. I think Jojo has very interesting whack ass lore and he really likes weird shit like FNAF so I feel like he would really like Jojo lore.

>>38051827
so many dox antis, not even for vox but for vtubers in general, assume that the fans have a mindset of "ohhh i wanna have a chance with the real person" "ohhhh he/she must be sooo hot" and then gleefully think spamming irl pics would make fans burst into tears because their perfect husbando image has been ruined like a "haha GOTCHA!" Its retarded

>>38051827
Nail on the head. They think digging up old facebook pics will somehow convince fans to stop liking their oshii. It's just pathetic and it reeks of jealousy. That the people you're spending so much time shitting on has managed to gain online fame and amassed more fans than they can in their lives.
>And honestly this makes no sense to me anyways, you're essentially lusting after an anime character + their voice actor, how the person behind the voice looks like really isn't relevant anyways.
I find it weird as well. Like since the internet began to even now, many of us spent our time communicating anonymously, but no one gave a shit about what anyone looked like. But I guess the clause that their identities cannot be revealed makes it all the more desirable to certain people.

>>38051211
oh this is so good, it's so soft I love this.

>>38051247
he'd make SO many penetration and cum jokes

>>38052990
You mean he doesn't already?

>>38052816
>>38052867
I'm not a proponent for doxing but it makes me laugh when they dox a vtuber's face and they're actually attractive, I can feel the seething from a mile away.
People always think that if you want to remain anonymous online you must be an ugly fuck or something but some people just want privacy.

>>38047739
Him? He sucks! Awful idea. Terrible. Never mention him again.
While I am grateful for the recent praise in this thread, (certainly more than I get at my own work) I don't think I'd be able to please such a wide spread audience enough to have a mutual parasocial dynamic form. I self-sabotage too often to realistically make it function.

>>38053591
you fit in with the other boys just fine then

>>38053591
wow are you secretly Fulgur as well snakeanon

>>38053735
We're British, our menhera scale is inherently atuned

>>38051211
that's so sweet....

>>38053961
I guess mental illness is an integral part of British culture.

>>38054314
Binge culture exists for a reason anon

>Luca named his Gallade uki
a very good and underrated pkm, but doesn't fit uki at all...

>>38045573
Now this is just sad.
>>38053284
I know right? The sad irony is that shithead hiding behind anonymity are trying their damnest to bring down those who are the same as them simply because they're more popular.

>>38054354
I mean alcoholism is a part of many countries' cultures.

>>38054369
he also named his fidough, fulgur ovid

So who would be the EN equivalent to this?

>>38054533
oh that's adorable, it fits him too little dog made of dough

>>38054457
Please don't link catalog bait, I know everything demon says will be on there, I don't wanna see it in here.

>>38054555
why dont we get sex art like this

>>38054555
Vox Kyo Luca in that order

>>38054555
Luca x3
Vox too I guess
Maybe Mysta if he gets serious about the gym

>>38054574
ive never thought of fulgur as a tiny dog before

>>38054457
I see so many people cheering that Vox is "fat", the levels of cope is unimaginable, it really is just anonymous fat fucks online shitting on him because they're insecure about their own looks.

>>38054555
that chest on salaryman...!
>>38054586
dunno what company would want to collab with en for the chance of getting new art

>>38054555
uoooh yashiro and fuwa sweat

>>38054672
He is a little dog made of dough, soft and fluffy.

>>38054698
whey protein is also NA based or discord i suppose

my first shiny was a ralts and I almost killed him. It was a male, but gallades didn't exist in emerald yet do he was a femboy

>>38054768
sounds delicious

Luca just got scammed

>>38054698

>>38054555
why did they even choose Masaru he's a skinny little shota that looks like he has never worked out a day in his life.

>>38055287
shota sweat sex

>>38055287
Masaru does a lot of workout streams.

>>38054457
go back

Kindred, has Vox ever talked about doing a malewife ASMR? I can't get into ASMR, but I would listen to that.

>>38055558
Oh really, that's cool I don't understand JP so I don't really know what he does.

>>38055633
I don't think he has ever mentioned anything about malewife asmr but I think he talked about wanting to try some asmr where (You) are more gender-neutral or masculine?

>uki using Draining Kiss
imagine

Early on, when ike was asked "what clothes do you wear?" he always said "well, what you see right now (on screen). it reminds me of my home." I remembered being slightly frustrated when nijiMilo happened and we get absolutely no details about ike's fit when the others shared about their irl fashion style. At most, i remembered he said he ran in airports with heels.
I thought, oh, maybe he has basic ass wardrobe on top of not wanting to break kayfabe: hoodies, tshirt, cargo pants, etc. Imagining his white cape flowing when he walked downtown is fun too.

Fast forward to Uki's drink stream where he revealed he likes to wear tight clothes and pants, and holy shit my imagination from this. He fucking wears jegging, he confirmed that. God damn. I bet his ass looks divine in that. It feels so very satisfying to get these crumbs after being denied for so long...

>>38055932
Seems very in character tbdesu

>>38056130
Do you think he wears that combination of leggings and giant hoodies that girls typically wear, and he just lounges around the house or goes shopping looking like that.

>>38055633
i think he has mentioned husband asmr in the past since we got married in boyfriend pt3, so its a possibility

>wife dropped out of dnd this sunday because he's sick
>might end up in the same session as his brother later
please let this be true

I love vox my cute funny little devil, I love his tummy too I want to rub it and call him a fat boy

>>38056932
I BELIEVE

>>38056988
PLEASE i need the two of them roleplaying together so bad

now that I think about it no one ever posts boy cosplays here

>>38056932
If that's true, i hope ike joins the session as well so we got three RP autists in the same campaign for max kino. But i don't think ike has the time to make character sheets with how busy he is...

>>38057051
because all the cosplays are done by females...

>>38056365
I definitely think that he wears leggings and giant hoodies around the house in a cosy casual girl style. Reagardless of if he wears it outside of the house or not. I remember when he took his pants off on stream that he had to take his wallet out of his pocket to do so though so he definitely wears pants with pockets sometimes and isn't so committed to streaming dressed comfortably that he takes his outside pants off to do so.

>>38057055
if we ever get wife, his brother and his brother's husband roleplaying together on a stream, i will ascend. wife wanted to do a roleplay raft series where everyone stays in-character right... maybe... do i dare hope...

i always find it nice when luca asks us how we're doing midway through stream

>>38057266
its so cute and endearing...

Bing Bong new brothers art just dropped

>>38057130
He definetly wears sexy skin tight pants while streaming because I can absolutely take off my loose pants without taking out my wallet.

>>38057690
thank you god

>>38057217
Lam bros + Ikey abandoned on a deserted islands together, will it become like The lighthouse but 3p, will it end in cannibalistic murder, man the possibilities.

comfydants saying everybaa is the same as bronies saying everypony

>>38057986
shut the fuck up even though i agree it's cringe

everythings quieter without mysta around....i miss him

>>38058172
I think it's cute....

>>38058205
it's cute and cringe... just like our oshi...

>>38058205
I think it would be cuter if they said everybaaady so it's a play on words for eveybody it sounds less cringy to me

>>38058271
Fulgur grooming his comfydants every week ToT

>>38057986
If the boys were MLP ponies what kind of ponies would they be?
I vote Luca as a pegasus and Shu as a unicorn but im not quite sure what Vox would be. a unicorn?

>>38058287
I've seen some say both, I think even wife said it

>>38058328
be careful with this topic before you get banned

>>38058328
Cease

>>38058328
search 'nijisanji pony' on tt and be happy

So what AUs have we done now?
>Homestuck
>Supernatural
>Doctor Who
>MLP
I feel like I'm forgetting a lot more

>>38058328
anon click on report a post and look at the drop-down menu real closely

>>38058330
I do like that we can cringey things we do together, like calling him Osheep, I baa you, I'm dying of love and cringe.

>>38058501
wrestling

>>38058356
>>38058364
>>38058400
>>38058523
hehe

threads slow tonight...

>>38058523
I wasn’t on 4chan during the brony fandom’s peak so I’m laughing my ass off at this being a legitimate bannable offense

>>38058551
Oh my god how could I forget all that snakeanon did for us, I'm ashamed.

STOP WITH THE PONY DISCUSSION PLEASE

>>38058580
only 1 boy is streaming and i livepost in main about him, dont get yourself banned kindred

>>38058547
my personal cute moment is when wife uses his pinching sheep cheeks asset and everyone starts complaining that their face hurts. Or when wife says we need our wool for the winter

>>38058580
it's point and laugh at pomies hour in main, i'm having fun

Has anyone watched HxH and why is Hisoka Sonny and Gon Luca

did you delete it or did you get banned

>>38058714
Hisoka likes little boys

>>38058714
Leorio is Fulgur and Uki is Kurapika.

>>38058678
He's such a sweet cyborg

>>38058765
i deleted, im still here

>>38058799
so Killua is shu?

>>38058799
Alban definitely is Killua right

>>38058865
anon...alban is neferpitou

>>38058859
good to know youre still here

>>38058678
i miss him so much i miss him i miss him he's so cute and warm and soft i miss him my world is dark and cold and bleak without him

>>38058913
thanks akumafian

>>38058866
Killua is Ike which I suppose makes Illumi Vox?

>>38058836
>>38058916
he's cute and perfect

>>38058980
Ike should be Biscuit

>>38058980
no way, I don't think we have anyone that can be Illumi

all i know about hxh is kurapika leorio gon killua and the bug dude and the snotty blind girl

>>38059073
all i know about hxh is there's a blonde crossdresser who fucks a goth dude or something

>>38059052
Ren can be illumi but like a high friendly version of him

>>38058980
Vox should be pouf

>>38059121
kurapika and chrollo is so fucking overrated leorio is right there

>>38059052
I love that nobody disagreed with me about Sonny being Hisoka and Luca being Gon.

>>38059183
gon could also be alban

>>38059146
strangly fitting, i'll accept it.
>>38059123
ren is pariston

>>38059178
So if Kurapika is Uki and Leorio is Fuuchan who should we make Chrollo?

>>38059178
i followed this artist for their hakata tonkotsu ramens fanart and they also draw hxh, it's my only exposure to it

>>38059216
Alban's too smart to be Gon, if Alban's one of the little boys he's more of a Killua

>>38059233
I dunno we don't have goth boys in niji (wave 7 onegai). Rpr?

>>38059216
Gon fits Luca way more, Alban is genki cat boy but Gon is a stuborn golden retriever

>>38059272
Kek sure rpr as chrollo

>>38059284
i still think killua should be shu for the nails

>>38059268
I said Alban as Killua as well but other said Alban is nefer

Wife is drinking again
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1597840379151540225

>>38059364
My alcholic wife...

>>38059341
Pitou might be a cat ant but that alone isn't reason to make Alban Pitou just because he's a catboy, Killua got his fair share of cat visual gags too and Alban's cheerful personality but tragic backstory that had him living a life of crime and experiencing harship and loss compares quite well to Killua's life story.

>>38059364
WHAT HAPPENED TO RESTING YOUR THROAT YOU FUCKING WHORE

>throat hurts and still sick
>drinking alcohol again

>>38059599
>>38059473
Alcoholic, Britbong, Irish genes
Noticed how I typed the same thing 3 times

>>38059437
Yeah Alban fits Killua, I'm trying to think who, Shu, Ike, Mysa, and Yugo can, on yeah and the Iluna boys too I guess.

>>38059676
rape correction required stat

>>38059845
Can't even do anything to correct him he's a fucking masochistic

>>38059917 (me)
*masochists

>>38059917
it's more for my own anger relief at this point. i should write him getting violently raped by his brother

>>38060030
He really grinds my gears sometimes, it makes me want to beat him up until he has to stay in bed for a week and do nothing.

I can't believe Luca got it

luca luck insane

>>38060114
his luck is insane

there was an anon looking for voxs smash vod the other day, did they ever find it?

>>38060180
do none of you know how to check an archive at all

>>38060251
Newfag general please understand

>>38060105
why can't men take care of themselves for shit, strap him to the bed and confiscate his phone

>>38060390
Dump his alchohol too in the meantime

ike is in scarle's stream

but what if they corrected each other

>>38061275
They're both enablers and too soft on eachother no one is getting corrected here in this situation

>>38061275
The won't correct each other, they'll try but in the long run only make each other worse until they're living a life fuelled by sex, alcohol and self hatred knowing they're headed for an early death

>>38061380
i'd watch this british arthouse film

but what if the sex was really healing

>>38061507
sex as catharthis suits them well

>>38061679
cathartis... time for me to go to bed

>>38060299
I gathered that much when I saw someone unironically link catalog bait here

>>38061380
Brothers who are attracted to each other but the guilt of it all keeps them apart. Their parents passed away at a young age and left them both alone. Vox is the older one and treats Fulgur like a brother and also a son, he feels disgusted at himself for being attracted to his baby brother. When little fulgur sits on his lap it makes him feels things stiring in his belly. Fulgur the baby brother whose entire world only has Vox, relies on him for everything, when he reached puberty he started feeling attracted to Vox. Full of guilt because his brother only treated him like a son all this time but he's so disgusting as to lust after him, Fulgur pushes him away and they became more distant. When they both aged out of the orphanage move to different parts of london, Fulgur moving down south and Vox moving up north. They harbour this pseudo parental but also sexual feelings towards eachother. The story follows the two of them with Fulgur as a bartender at a shitty club and Vox as a struggling artist. One day they unite again at a strip club on their day off, they're both smashed drunk. In a drunk haze Vox sees a man that looks like his baby brother and thought fuck it might as well do something he has wanted for so long. Fulgur sees a man that looks like his big brother, he decides maybe it is time he deals with his incestuous crush. They flirt, they drink somemore , they go back to Fulgur's apartment to fuck. The morning after they see eachother and realised what they've done. Guilt ensunes, fighting, breaking things, the relationship falls apart even more. Montage of them getting drunk, doing drugs to cope with their feelings and everytime it always ends with them having drug fueled sex, sometimes just the two of them sometimes with multiple different people. Everything spirals out of control, Fulgur looses his job, Vox gets addicted to heroin. But at the very least they have each other now and nothing can tear them apart.
The End

>>38061507
Rape correcting my yonger brother (younger by 400 years) so that he stops being self destructive.

I just want to say I want to impregnate Sonny's police cunny

gm briskadets

>>38048124
>>38062405
Vox/Fulgur, incest, drugs

>>38062601
Anon no please don't archive this shitty impromptu plot I wrote on my phone at 1am...

>>38062689
Fulgur is going to archive it with great appreciation for your 1am impromptu writing and you will like it

gm! I woke up!
My hubby is having a mengen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzzlzbVDgDQ

>>38062928
No please it's so bad there's literally so many grammatical errors and dropped words, I'm embarrassed.

What did he mean by needing to get up early for the forseeable future... meeting with head office?

>>38064335
he cant be late for his daily fulgur fucking appointments

demons yawns so adorable

Morning demon voice sex

>>38063149
That's exactly what the archive is for.

>>38058714
luca is gon
shu is killua
fulgur is leorio
uki is kurapika
ike is meruem
vox is pouf
alban is pitou
ren is paristan
kyo is feitan

>>38059272
mysta is goth boy but we know....

If we are doing Togashi show comparisons, during the Martyr watchalong, I kept thinking that Ike is the Itsuki to Vox's Sensui.

Was the bad news just that he need to wait to share the acappella?

>>38065240
Probably. Did he mention if the acappella will be a membership exclusive? That's what the other livers usually do.

>>38065268
I don't think he mentioned.

otsonny!! mengen was chill, woke up early for it and the softer tone he uses for members streams never helps me stay awake but im glad that he's been taking care of his voice offstream. somewhat predictable that he did a lot of scales, lip trills, etc. and some other stuff too, goofy ass. my dream is still that he gets proper lessons someday to help reach his full potential since chat can't exactly advise much in the way of technique through a screen... im super excited for saturday though and i hope he doesn't have to postpone it, but of course i don't want him to push himself too hard either. please continue to rest your throat taichou and ill see you tomorrow for zelda! o7

comfy demon soon

Extra comfy demon https://youtu.be/coEjtsYji2g

should I get the new shu vp. pls rate

damn it I wish he play mc with normal mic, I hate his mouth sounds

Oh... the early morning was for the meds. NA kindreds stay strong.

>eating noodles into the asmr mic
My mind is taking me places!

I actually fell asleep thanks demon, I think I’ll go again

>>38061790
That's what happens when you guys are so welcoming to newfags instead of telling people to fuck off. You even invited the niggers from main here and wonder why the thread turns to shit.

Ren was an ...interesting suggestion...

Sex cat is being very cute, I really need to watch him more. He said he wants to recommend this game to Sonny and I hope he does, it looks like something Sonny would have a lot of fun with.

>>38069661
Jwu what was this referring to

>>38071067
Vox said he'll need to wake up early in the morning for the foreseeable future in the previous stream. And elaborated in the current stream that it's because his meds needs to be taken in the morning.

>>38071165
ADHD med problems. If I sleep in I either have to skip the meds or be aware I'm going to be awake until the wee hours. Poor Vox lol

>>38071165
Understandable. I will be the last North American kindred...

Guardian jumpscare

>>38071304
I'll be right there with you (in my PJ)

>>38071304
Not if I can help it

>the fucking Evil Dead reference
I love you Milord but I've gotta watch the orange cat now, he's being cute and cool. Thank you kindred for liveposting I can't pay attention to two streams at once.

Kyo has to know what he's doing, using a thumbnail like this, right? Cocksleeve Jr.

Cute scared demon

>>38071755
Don’t worry we’re gonna be stuck in a hole for 10 minutes

Actually scarier than the three horror games stream, surprisingly.

I hope Alban doesn't let the numbers get to him. Watching him genuinely enjoy a game and laugh with his chat is so nice. He'll be fine.

>>38071994
Yeah and I really really love how he's playing something different than the rest of the branch too. Thank you sexo catto for playing different games and trying new things and being so cute while doing it!

Demon’s out of the horror for now

need gay sex with the demon

God I wish I was that horse

That was a journey and a half, reminds me of when I used to play mc with my friends

i love him. i hope he doesn't strain his voice too much tomorrow.

I started to get jealous of a cube horse.

>>38073376
i want to ride him

>Vox hasn’t seen hamilton
Fucking how. How did he avoid that

>>38073683
I haven't seen it either. I don't think I ever will. Is it one of those musicals white people really like?

>>38071787
Seeing that thumbnail upon waking up did things to my brain... I love him too much. Sweet sweet yume thoughts Kyo I wanna wake up next to you

>>38073744
it's one that insufferable liberals love, it's really bad

>>38073683
I only ever saw a clip of Jonathan Groff as King George. It was kinda funny. But I haven't really seen anyone talked about that show much outside of the internet.

>>38073752
>being a yume for kyo
Anon???

>>38074215
Leave the Kyo yume alone. Yume literally means dream.

There is no goddamn way I’m gettin jealous of a minecraft horse this early in the morning

>>38074306
I'm changing my name to Juanita Carla

>>38074215
Hey, be nice, the anon was being cute. Let them have their moment.

>you have been such a good girl for your master
i am not going to make it

>>38074215
Yeah... I was surprised too but here I am. I know it's not that common but he's too cute I can't help it

Demon man kissed us in the Minecraft sunset. I can't do this!

>>38048366
I genuinely think he would have a mental breakdown if he watched Evangelion and I say this as a fellow mentally I’ll person

>>38058583
Don't feel bad anon, it was late at night and very recent

Good lord this stream is so comfy, I love you demon

where

Bye bye demon, that was a nice stream

have a nice nap demon

is mysta coming back today? saw a lot of fanart

>>38075919
>>38076107
5 days at the very least.

>>38074654
godspeed anon

>>38075919
who

Demon Spotify rewind https://twitter.com/vox_akuma/status/1597982413636136960

>>38069279
anon..its too late now but i have it if you want it

>>38070780
relax anon

>>38077283
they're not wrong

sex

>>38076943
>Video-game music in 4th
Still a nerd

Aussies are winning. That pic of the boys in Football shirts remains relevant

>>38078071
this one?

>>38077600
i’ve been here since the very first thread i promise you that “gatekeeping” newfags is not the magical pill solution you think it is in a split like this

the thighs

>>38078485
wonderful selection of cocksleeves

I wish Luca was real

>>38078640
i wrote this

kyo sleeps in nothing but loose shorts.....

I just woke up and backread. I hope that Kyo yume is having a fantastic day

>>38078691
I've never been happier about a piece of information. I'm waiting for the fanarts

>>38078755
Oh after him telling us about the loose shorts I sure am, thank u anon I hope you have a wonderful day!

https://twitter.com/miyuh_miyavi/status/1597973501826457600
WIFE TENTACLE SEXXXX

>>38064741
jwu, I hate you so you just wanted to archive it to embarrass me...

>>38078957
If Mysta's second outfit gets rid of his tiddy window I will be sad

>>38078824
He has to know what he's doing right, sneaky little shota baiting for art.

>>38078162
Yes and they did it. If things stand, USA and Australia could meet in the semi-finals (assuming they won)

>>38078162
All the Brit boys on team USA...

Kyo wants to smell like cotton candy, cute

>>38079657
Anon, that's the England kit. Annoyingly USA also has the same colour scheme

>>38079797
First they bastardized the word Football and now they're taking the uniforms too....

>>38079872
>bastardized
NAH BROTHER WE MADE IT 10X BETTER

I hope kyo uses this outfit for pkm it's so cute ToT

Imagine calling it football because you kick it and not because the ball is a foot long. Next thing you'll tell me is that a bunch of congealed hemoglobin and fat is Blood Sausage or something

>>38080062
>brain damage and CTE simulator
>made it better

>>38080235
Hey Europoor, you already used that on me like three days ago. Got anything else?

>>38080203
wait we call it football because ITS A FOOT LONG?

I really hope they don't make Kyo taller for his 2nd outfit, he talks about his height so much.

>>38080203
Why can't they just call it handball or some shit you throw it with your hands as opposed to kicking it, with your foot.

>>38080283
I want him to stay tiny forever, and if we get another wave I want him to still be the shortest boy too

>>38080283
I always wanted a tiny little brother, they need to keep him short

>>38080277
No, it comes from the same sport that you now call soccer. Also your stupid "ball" is a bit short of a foot

>>38080339
because handball already exists

>>38080270
I'm sorry that you can't appreciate a sport that actually involves skills and athleticism that isn't just people colliding into eachother like retarded cavemans.

>>38080387
Football also already exist. Didn't stop you hijacking the name

>>38080277
>>38080339
When what we now know as American football first came to America, it more closely resembled rugby and the rules just changed over time after it was already known as football. Forward passing, which is what you see when players throw the ball with their hands, wasn’t originally in the rules and so the name football still made sense. The only reason we know it as that now is because changing the name would be too much trouble after awards, scholarships, etc have already been named with “football” in their titles.

>>38080387
Hand (foot)ball then kek

Think many of the guys will turn up for Selens birthday?

>>38080403
Okay, Europoor. You just keep watching your little yellow card battles that end in 0-0 every single time kek

>>38080370
>>38080356
I do like that he is short but I want a real shota as well, give me a 150cm boy

>>38080458
Probably vox at least

>>38080448
thank you fact check anon

>>38080458
shu always shows up for birthdays, luca told us he would because she's having it at a decent time for him to show up, ike probably will too if hes not sleep deprived or in mixing hell. yugo will, sonny will, the others i dont know.

>>38080495
With how pooped he sounded, I wouldn't be surprised if he slept through it...

>>38080499
No need to thank me, just a born-again footballfag. Go Dawgs!

>>38080458
Unity king Fulgur might show up for a bit even if he is sick

>>38080479
At least I can write coherent sentences without resorting to calling people names, must be all the head trauma making people illiterate. Anyways have fun watching pussy rugby then.

>>38080648
>Wehhh the name-calling
Sorry about your feefees, you big baby.

>>38080708
Thanks for proving my point

i dont care if you two keep arguing if i keep getting to see these dog pictures

Kyo did you just say you like lean meat with no fat, goddam white boy, people who says this just likes dry ass meat man.

>>38080742
There’s nothing to argue with someone who’s upset over name-calling on 4chan of all places. The dog’s name is Uga X, official mascot of the Georgia Bulldogs!

>>38080844
I'm not upset I'm just saying that you can't prove a point so you just keep calling me Europoor which isn't even accurate since I'm not European kek

>>38080936
Are you gonna cry?

miss wife

>>38080844
i can't tell if you two are being serious or just acting like the chocomintfags

>>38080936
>not european
>but cares about soccer
are you posting from a little mud hut

>>38081043
I genuinely care about football and watch it often, yeah, but do I care about this whiner trying to claim soccer is superior? No.

>>38080976
I'll cry very very hard and I'll even call my mommy

>>38081061
I can't believe only europeans can like football

>>38081061
I just like being a contrarian and stiring shit, I don't even particularly enjoy football.

>>38081152

>>38081146
Ok Todd, back to the general with you

>>38081194
it’s a sport for british “people” and third-worlders only

>>38081199
Mommy?

>>38081262
but it's fun, why do you care who watches it?

>>38081262
American moment

>>38081269
if vox is uki's mom..

>>38077794
Why is no one else screaming about this. Wife's tiny tiny waist, Sonny's big hands, Sonny's expression...god I need to go write.

>>38081344
wife is vox's brother AND dad?

>>38081316
and a tongue-click mongaloid shouting to you too!

>>38081043
Chocomintfags are much more entertaining because I don't care about football or American football.

>>38081444 (me)
wait I misread that

>>38081393
Please post it when you finish writing, Briskovid is such an underappreciated ship.

>>38081444
>>38081496
no no youre right

>>38081464
Where does Strawberry align in the Choco Mint war?

>>38081444
Wife is Vox's brother, wife and son-in law

>>38081575
as the chocofag, I must say strawberry is disgusting

>>38081575
Strawberry is a neutral party

>>38081575
strawberry is a filler flavor, i refuse to believe anyone eats only strawberry ice cream alone

>>38081620
STOP IT, You have bad taste and admitted that you only ever had chocolate icecream, don't make me hate you any more than this...I thought we were starting to get along

>>38081444
Incest family tree is getting more complex...

I might not like ,int ice-cream, but I pity people who eat "cooke dough" ice-cream. Like, just eat a fucking cookie.

>>38081747
i dont want a cookie, i want to eat cookie dough

>>38081708
you're gonna say you like STRAWBERRY too? what if I've only had chocolate? If i'm married to a woman for 30 years, why would I look for another girl to be with? it's the same with me and choco flavor, it's already too perfect I don't need to taste anything else

>>38081747
baffling post

>>38081747
isn't that Luca's favorite flavor?

My secret is that I love all ice cream flavors. All of them. Mint chocolate chip, chocolate, strawberry, coffee, pistachio, all of it. My favorites are moose tracks and birthday cake though

>>38081766
YES I LIKE STRAWBERRY, it's called being adventurous how would you know there isn't a better flavour out there. Don't pretend like you didn't fuck other people before you married your wife of 30 years, what are you christian?

>>38081901
he likes cookies and creme not cookie dough

>>38081747
They don't taste the same though and the texture is different >>38081951

>>38081923
your taste buds are literally burned with all the bitter/sour fruit you ate mintfag you can't taste SHIT. If I tasted other flavors before my wife and I didn't marry them it means they were shit compared to her. You will never understand true love

>>38081917
moose tracks? is that rocky road without the marshmallows?

>>38081969 (me)
Oops my bad didn't mean to reply to>>38081951

>>38081992
It’s vanilla or chocolate ice cream with chunks of fudge and peanut butter cups

>>38081393
please feed us anon we are starving

>>38082039
sounds good even if i dont care for the overload of chocolate

>>38081990
BUT THAT'S THE POINT you've never TRIED other flavours before, and my taste buds are fine I don't have baby taste buds like you.

>>38081646
Ike_cry.png

>>38082106
I DID TRY OTHER FLAVORS CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ. NOTHING COMES CLOSE TO FUCKING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE IT'S THE PERFECT FLAVOR

>>38081917
my favorite is rum raisin! half baked peanut butter is a close second

>>38082041
I love them

>>38082139
ike is a conundrum

>>38082169
Fine, I concede to your love for chocolate. Good lord it's like you have a chocolate fetish or something.

>>38082250
>Good lord it's like you have a chocolate fetish or something.
Enna...

>>38082195
every time i bring up sentinel/guide AU it's because i thought of them

>>38081646
Strawberry ice cream is so good don't slander it like this.

>>38082177
Never had that first one, sounds delicious!!

>>38082274
I know absolutely nothing about this AU can you elaborate on it?

>>38082294
if you had to choose between vanilla, chocolate or strawberry for the rest of your life, you are not picking strawberry

>>38082302
i love it but it's hard to find where i am because haagen-dazs doesn't sell it, i have to go to those expensive artisanal ice-cream places. even then it's hit or miss because if it's too sweet you can't taste the slight kick of the rum

>>38082250
It's just a good flavor, sorry you can't defend your flavor like this mintfag

I want to fuck a tomato-faced Sonny

>>38082294
why is everyone pretending they care about strawberry ice cream now only 5 years old eat that and only once in their life

>>38082403
Yes I'm absolutely picking strawberry it's my favourite flavour, I pick strawberry milk shake all the time. I have a tub of strawberry icecream in my freezer right now.

>>38082494
i said ice cream not milkshake, there's no fucking way you eat just strawberry ice cream

>>38082421
I can acknowledge that I essentially just eat toothpaste icecream, it's really is just a hit or miss for people. Kind of hard to defend.

>>38082403
anon... haven't you've ever opened a neapolitan and strawberry or chocolate is the ones usually finished off before vanilla

>>38082542
i'm feeling bad for you now

>>38082470
>only 5 years old eat that
ToT I knew it!

>>38082529
Yes I do? It's good, I have a little bowl when I'm feeling bad, it cheers me up.

>>38082549
in what world, im eating vanilla and chocolate before i pick strawberry or all 3 together. why get a neapolitan and eat them separately in the first place

>>38082549
people eat vanilla and chocolate first tho

Ok we can rant day and night over this, but is there a brand that you prefer more? Like do you only like Ben and Jerry? Häagen-Dazs? Magnum?

>>38082606
you cant exist

>>38082592
It's okay it's just icecream flavours nothing serious.

>>38082335
this is the gist of it:
https://fanlore.org/wiki/Sentinel_AU
i love the idea of spirit animals for the two of them, sonny getting caught up and swept away by his enhanced senses, fuuchan pulling him back. they get paired up (against their will at first) by whatever military institution they're a part of because they're both valuable resources but are too fucking stubborn to willingly bond with someone else. suits them so well. it's like a blend of ABO and pacific rim.

>>38082662
I buy the cheapest one they have at the shop

>>38082662
i like ben and jerry when im wanting more than just a flavor other than that i don't care

>>38082670
N-no I exist, right? If I don't exist then Ike doesn't exist as well then.

>>38082774
Sweden wishes it was Denmark

>>38082774
ike? who's ike? luxiem only has shu, luca, vox, mysta and todd

>>38082662
ben and jerry's for me if we're talking store bought, or we have a local brand that's very good and cheap for basic flavors

>>38082662
I don't buy brand ice cream I just go to the ice cream shop and eat what they have (which is really good)

>>38082809
Todd thinks all ice cream is for faggots

RF4 male characters as LuxNoc
Doug - Mysta
Arthur - Ike
Kiel - Alban
Dylas - Fulgur
Leon - Vox

>>38082698
That's a lot, so they're kind of like a special needs kid and their TA, kek. I'm just kidding it sounds really cute and the idea that Fulgur this half metal cyborg soldier being the guide is so gap moe.

>>38082857
that's why everyone hates toddlers

Fic archive is now up to date! As always, thank you to those who posted the anchors, as well as to those who suggested tags.

>>38082787
Merryweather would like to hear more about this

>>38082934
thank yooouuuu archiveanon!

>>38082934
thank you archivist, tell me do you like strawberry ice cream

Who the fuck is Todd

>>38082818
i love trying out unique flavors from local shops, my favorites i've had are pandan and thai milktea, they were so good

>>38082857
todd is literally bisexual it was very much implied in his lore video

>>38082991
the 5th member of luxiem

>>38082934
Archiveanon no... why did you add my poorly typed 1am fic in there

>>38077054
Nta but if you want to, please share it!

>>38082907
KEK that's one way of putting it. i like the idea of fuuchan getting yanked out of retirement to help this young prodigy who desperately needs a guide, they're both kind of distant and clinical about it in the beginning... but as they go on missions together they start to warm up to each other...

>>38083082
the sale ended right? give me a second

>>38082977
I do! It's my second favorite flavor, after pistachio.
>>38083043
I am simply a means to an end, anon. If it's anchored and a bunch of anons don't yell about how much they hate it, it gets archived. Accept your fate. (For what it's worth, I thought your little 1am plot was perfectly fine!)

>>38083150
>I do! It's my second favorite flavor, after pistachio.
archiveanon, I....

>>38083026
of course todd is a closeted homophobe. i want chuuni-kun to rape correct him
>>38083150
archiveanon is 5 years old..... TOT

>>38083139
Oh that's so cute, at first they're reluctant to becoming closer but as time goes on Sonny becomes attracted to Fuuchan and will run to him for the smallest inconvenience. Maybe they're forced to sleep in the same bed for missions because I'm a sucker for cliche tropes.

>>38083150
I love pistachio! It goes so well with some chopped almonds or peanuts

Toddlers are the worst fucking fanbase second only to Chuunistas

>>38083150
I LOVE YOU, ppistachio is a favourite flavour of mine as well!