/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shonshon my beloved

>coqui live
>stream already buffering

>>38048489
I love sick Shondo
Cute thick voice, says weird shit. I might like her just as much as overly tired Shondo even.

tickle

womp womp

I love my vr cigarette addicted wife

>>38048554
I can't wait for the watchalong. I wonder what weird shit she'll say by the time we get to Bladerunner considering that it'll be like 7 hours in.

>>38048555
damn

>>38048555
and stream over

still seething about that persian faggot nemu mod hope he dies

filian is based

>>38048088
nooo she's not allowed to relax!
she has to work on recording for Neko Girlfriend Apologizes for Pissing the Bed Part 2 or I'm gonna anti her in the youtube comments

>>38048657
All her mods are pretty bad for white-knighting her with the horror game votes

>>38048630
Holy shit you're right. I hope she's 100% better by then, but at the same time I selfishly hope she isn't so we can get the exhausted + sick combo.

>>38048657
Inbred people are so agressive

>>38048786
you aren't funny and i hope you die

>>38048852
Cousin fucker

>>38048786
im not being aggressive i'm speaking out against constant incessant hatred and bigotry, i am the victim

me want toalux toe sux

I like listening to bao's sister talk

Grevillea Grimoire live
https://www.twitch.tv/grimmivt

>mcdonalds and steak are basically the same to me

>>38049083
Based

>>38049072
my body is ready

>>38048899
uneducated retard

imagine seething about mods in /lig/

>>38048657
My brother in christ you are making the proud people of Alabama seem like seething thirdies when they get told to poo in loo

>>38049187
I miss danny

>>38049083
God Tongue

>>38049195
i am not your brother

>>38049265
No but you are probably cousins

>>38049037
her sister sounds chubby
i want to impregnate these two abgs

you reminder shondophrenics take after their oshi

>>38049340
Because... she likes art?

>>38049340
If God didn't want me to write long posts he wouldn't have given me the whole keyboard

>>38049399
writing paragraphs, lad

Sometimes I feel like I'm literally the only one that likes vtubers because it lets me enjoy a women's presence without falling in love with them since I can't generate feelings for a png.

>>38049314
reaching pretty pathetically far for that one, doesn't even make sense in this context. can you do better?

>>38049340
Damn that is one sloppy blowjob

>>38049445
I've never fallen in love with a girl until I started watching Shondo, so I'm quite literally the opposite

>>38049445
you had me in the first half
then you lost me in the second half

>>38049445
I watch them because they are entertaining, same for regular streamers

>>38049459
I'll be the recipient of shondo's sloppy blowjob one day, if I need to go train in the mountains

>>38049445
I don’t jerk off to anime shit either if that’s what you’re trying to say

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>38049425
What do you want her to say in response? "wow thanks" to every fanart she gets? Fuck off

Cavewoman singularity

>>38049620
go back

>>38049663
are you just getting upset for the sake of it, nothing I said has been a critique of anything or anyone

>>38049713
how silly is she being?

>>38049713
sex

>>38049747
I didn't take my meds today
Sorry anon, feeling silly

>>38049747
>are you just getting upset for the sake of it
by now you should know who you're dealing with

>>38049713
>change to tab
>unmute
>immediately hear male voice
>mute

>>38049713
>open stream
>hear m*le
unfortunate

>Coqui still trying to go live
bless her heart

Numbers for 11/29:

1: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (13,976)
2: https://twitch.tv/snuffy (3,370)
3: https://twitch.tv/filian (2,946)
4: https://twitch.tv/Buffpup (2,021)
5: https://twitch.tv/Trickywi (1,683)
6: https://twitch.tv/baoo (1,628)
7: https://twitch.tv/LaynaLazar (1,583)
8: https://twitch.tv/JuniperActias (1,427)
9: https://twitch.tv/DyaRikku (1,279)
10: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (1,272)

Non-English:

1: https://twitch.tv/cotton__123 (9,669) *Korean
2: https://twitch.tv/viichan6 (7,945) *Korean
3: https://twitch.tv/Jingburger (6,171) *Korean

Peace out /lig/

I love this chubby dork

Oh it's THAT manga? I thought Grimmi was about to start reading scripts from the Criteron Collection

>>38049864
I am ready to commit violence. you can't treat my oshi this way. I am about to do terrible, terrible things.

>>38049936
Wait can you read manga on stream?

>>38049810
>>38049816
you don't own every chuuba with small tits

>>38049936
HOLY FUCKING BASED
also found that other outsmoke snoop dog edit

>>38049998
I doubt manga distributors have a far enough reach to really know or do anything, but also I've seen people get permission from distributors to.

>>38050058
I disown every stream with a male in it

>>38050058
unfortunate

>>38049947
the sick voice + stress combo is so hard to listen to but at least shes in the green now, shes a real trooper

>>38049936
Can women understand this manga?

Is there a way to track banned Twitch streamers? I saw a streamer I liked while very drunk and I cant for the life of me find them again. I went through my history and found a a couple of 404 streamers so it might be one of them.

>>38050188
that site that shows you all channels that someone follows should work for that

>>38049909
holy lily

>>38050159
That is a little boy. Let him learn some valuable life lessons

>>38050327
jej

>>38050327
I believe in Gaspar, he can do it!

>>38050307
WoW buff (she had drops)

>>38050188
This site tracks partnered bans/unbans, not sure where you'd go for affiliate and lower
https://streamerbans.com/streamers?page=1&sortBy=recently_banned&sortDir=desc

>>38049936
I thought it was the Onani Master one kek

giri's live with... an onsen stream?

>In 100 subs Grimmi is going to have to do a hot tub stream

Damn, people DO actually talk about Shondo here. I typed shadow in catalog, found nothing so I thought no one wrote a thread about her.

Anyway, I'm thankful for being corrected in that thread I made. So, what's with the schizophrenia talk?

>>38050576
that and molester man were kino

>>38050649
still thinking about how Giri and Kson saw each other naked yesterday since they went to an onsen after fishing

>>38050845
Go back and lurk 5000 years

>>38050845
Holy shit lurk forever.

>>38050398
I usually ignore the grimmi posters but this looks like a malnourished amish boy circa the great depression. Is that actually her model?

>>38050845
Post a soundpost

>>38050851
you know Giri got felt up

>>38050934
don't watch her very frequently but I think it's just a toggle that makes her hair shorter

>>38050649
Will we see booba?

sick chuubas are too powerful

>>38051003
she does streams as her "brother" gaspar with a different voice

>>38050934
>>38051003
It's her (twin?) brother

>>38051027
AYO?!

>>38048378

>>38051027
in theory yes since that's how onsen are by default? I'm just as confused, unless it's a private one

>>38051027
sure just look down

>>38050934
That's her male alter-ego 'Gaspar'. Watch her Detroit playthough (should be on her vod channel) if you want to hear her pretend to be a teenage boy without breaking character for something like 14 hours

https://www.twitch.tv/COQUI Coqui's finally up and running. She's a little extra raspy tonight but she's a fucking trooper and is here.

>>38051125
I shouldn't have to see this shit when my wife isn't life, but I did laugh

>>38051197
I miss spamming twitchcore emotes in anny's chat...

>>38050649
>>38051027
It's an onsen town, she will probably just walk around the stores and not get into any onsen

>>38051105
sick frogs are so cute

>>38051105
Sick Coqui is setting off my "must protect" neurons.

>>38051231
twitchemotes long ago...

>>38051181
I'm partial to the recent Taco Bell ASMR stream

>>38051231
i miss spamming THIS and THESE in anny's chat

>>38051161
Maybe the stream stops before onsen? Or maybe the camera is always pointed away (get ready clippers, it's worth a permaban to catch Giri naked)? Or maybe recording devices aren't allowed in a literal bath?

>>38051272
true

>>38051181
thanks. i appreciate the suggestion but im not watching that

>>38051271

i have fast internet.
tell coqui to move in with me and also have sex with me.

i like it when the tiny pale girl says give me an egg on repeat

>>38050953
>>38050851
I wonder if Onibro got a blowjob from Kson?

>>38051358
>normal sarue: is blind
every time

God I wish Layna stabbed me in the eye with a needle and sucked the blood out.

>>38051137
Who is she?

>>38051430
Confucius says give a girl an egg and I will give her the sperm

>>38051472
>ignores your oshi's raids
Nothing personal, kiddo

>>38051449
yea with me

>>38051297
I have watched this stream multiple times and despite it being just under 2h I've never been able to stay awake til the end. I don't know what it is about a small women pretending to be a small scared boy experiencing his first time in a Taco Bell, but it's one of the best things to fall asleep with. Queue one of the Anny ASMR streams behind it for extra bliss

>>38051657
So you and Kson gave Onibro a double bj?

Coqui revealed her SAT scores and is borderline retarded. Please protect her.

>>38051181
I like all of Grimmi's personalities but her consistency with Gaspar and entirely switching over to a different way of acting is genuinely impressive

>>38051715
yea

>>38051516
Can't you take a guess?

>>38051673
I will have to try this..

>>38051715
no they both gave Kson a blowjob

>>38051776
She's street smart not book smart

>>38051781
She does a great job
https://litter.catbox.moe/klbwlh.mp4

the scoring scheme might've changed quite a bit from when she took it since she's a hag

this Giri stream is basically just an ASMR stream

>Grimmi embarrased about being girly for bringing up the Mandalorian makeup pallette
CUTE

>>38051920
kek

>>38051813
in the case of women isn't street smart just a euphemism for whore?

>>38051789
>Can't you take a guess?
Not for another two hours.

>>38051776
The SAT is a scam anyways

>>38052121
>t.retard

>>38052070
only when we're talking about your mom

>>38052121
scam or no scam, I don't think I've ever met anyone who got a 700

>>38052148
>t. retard

>>38052148
it really is though, most colleges have been moving away from it and moving towards the ACT because it's a better practical test

>>38052121
the writing prompt when I took it was some globohomo open borders garbage so I just took a zero on it and my school didn't care about the writing score anyway so it didn't matter

>>38051651
Nina got VIP'd, all's well and good.

>>38052148
>test full of shit you haven't actually been taught is a good indicator of intelligence

>>38052298
They're called the Chūnin Exams, you're supposed to cheat, and their based, mom

>>38052371
lel

>>38052371
kek

you're all utterly uneducated rabble. stop making excuses. embrace what you are. you wouldn't be /here/ if you knew anything about anything.

>>38052415
im a doctor

>>38052298
No one said anything about it being a good indicator of intelligence though

>>38052371
kek

>>38052441
me too

>>38052415
Bro I work at a fucking Dennys during the day, I accepted I'm fucking retarded years ago.

>Coqui getting filling replaced
>kept gagging and crying
>Dentist needed to call someone in for extra help
>foot-long string of saliva when dentist removed finger
>they still ran out of time and she didnt get her filling replaced
h-hot

>>38052441
>>38052476
i made these posts

>>38052481
thank you for being the backbone of this country

>>38052521
did you know that dentists can tell if you’re a veener poster because the back of your throat gets bruised

>>38052481
based dennypilled retard

>>38052481
are you allowed to seat black people?

>>38052481
o7

>>38052604
anon who the fuck are you blowing to get your throat bruised

>>38052645
I'm a line cook they don't trust my ass around customers, just food

>>38052415
if that was true, you would counter each wrong argument, instead of saying everyone is wrong because you said we are.

>>38052441
oh yea? give me a prostate exam then

i want to motorboat them so bad oomfies

>>38052737
I'll do it with the fingernail

>>38052808
I bet those badboys get real sweaty

>>38052853

>>38052900

>>38052728
did you read what the fuck i wrote? you expect me to be the one smart one? I'm here in this room of drooling idiots, same as you, retard.

>>38052962
https://twitter.com/toudori/status/1593570177588699141 full thing

>>38052808
i just want to grab her tummy flab with both hands and go blebleblebeleblebleblebleblblbelbelbelbleblebleblbelbelbleblblelebelblebelblebleblebleblbelbelbelble

>>38052987
my man I can't read that's why I watch vtubers

>>38052998
I think it's about time I jerked off

>>38053022
my post

>>38052998
>inverted nips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IN6bgLAUsU

>>38048378
Based OP

>>38053142
I didn't do a thorough enough check and it's actually Twitter OC, gomen

>>38052808
fat bitches are gross

what if Mint is 400 lbs, do you still like her?

>>38053314
yes, we love them and want to have sex with these gross women. what's your point?

>>38052998
too big

>>38053327
are you even paying attention to these people

>>38053370
everyone has limits

>>38053310
should've just removed the guy in the background to turn it into thread OC

>>38053368
isn't past your bedtime

>>38053142
Who let the vermin drive?

>>38053327
She's 85kg

>>38053432
Keep your dirty fingers off Toffee, swine.

what if Chibi

Slow night
What are you watching?
To the annyposters & other absentee oshineers, what do when you girl is gone and you don't know if she will ever come back

>>38053555
The trick to enjoying hiatustubers is to just give up, pick a better oshi, and keep them as an occasional sidepiece.
Sorry for your loss.

>>38053547
yeah what if

>>38053555
not an Anny watcher but I'm pretty sure she's been posting updates regarding how her move's going on twitter, so her case isn't really what I'd call "gone"

>>38053547

>>38053555
Coqui. Her stream's been stable for a solid hour, praise the lord.

liggers like this?

>>38053651
Not gone this time, but she has a fairly regular habit of disappearing for weeks at a time.

>>38053678
Saruei

>>38053555
Watching Grimmi and considering going to bed since it's nearly midnight

>>38053678
giwtwm

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>>38053678

>>38053678

>>38053678
layna

>>38053678

>>38053745
why are you defeated

>>38053555
bouncing between coqui and grimbo, wbu takoposter?
>>38053678
saruei or alicesawyer cute lialiker

>>38053745
How's your archive backlog review progressing, Lumiposter?

>>38053555
When nobody I like watching is on I work on drawfag reps or play vidya.
I used to actively watch more chuubas but I don't have the energy for it anymore, and I'd rather do something productive if it's not one of my favorites.

>>38053596
this, even if it's painful, you just gotta move on
t. anny oshihenner

>>38053555
She was gone for a long time and rightly so with the super turbo depression about the war,
But just faith that one day she would come back, faith that she wouldnt abandon the people who watch her
Watchin some sseth

>>38053555
Pretty cozy Coqui stream going on so I have that on right now

>>38053836
I've been doing the same and my regret is I still can't really be productive at the same time as a stream is on
chat interaction is too addictive

>>38053678
That's staged right?
No way people behave like this in real life

I just had a thought, Shondo joking said she knows that we uoh for anyone and that she's seen our likes and retweets but I wonder how literally she meant it

>>38053893

>>38053893
All the world's a stage, Mr. Truman. Nothing you see or hear here is real.

>>38053886
simply stop being a cringe extrovert

>>38053893
Shondo's oshi...

>>38053893

>>38053809
I'm watching that aussie chuuba play Age of Empire II
She has partner numbers but doesnt have the checkmark yet

>>38053886
ive never used chat. why do you do it

>>38053886
Same, the whole reason I dialed back was because I stretched my social battery too thin trying to be active in chat. It's better if I save that energy for my oshi and other favorites.
>>38053950
I'm still extremely introverted and shy, but chatting is fun once you get past that barrier.

I can fix shondo

>>38054053
chuuba read message, brain feel funny, repeat

>>38053925
she went on a whole tangent once about about checking on a former regular who had changed oshis and she remembered exactly the last time he posted about her, even got a little mad that people don't believe her that she stalks us back
it would be a shame if PC lia, who is known to keep a spreadsheet on her fans, was outdoing the yandere vtuber

>>38053893
Depends where you live

>>38054171
man that bitch is gonna stab him one day

>>38054166
>Needing a spreadsheet
Shondo just remembers all of her regulars herself, hell I wouldn't be surprised if she remembers the addresses of the ones that used their twitch username for the merch

>>38053950
I don't know how to describe but I like talking to people but hate social situations. I'm a genuine introvert with a social battery but computer screens take most of that pressure away. My oshi is definitely aware of me but I can still duck out at any point, hell even disappear forever.

>>38054111
She's going to make both you and her worse

>>38054171
Now imagine the bed breaking correction sex that happened later. GIWTWM

>>38054253
no... I can do it... I will save her... she can't corrupt me...

>>38054222
I already used my "god i wish that were me" pic

>>38054171
this looks significantly more staged than the other webm

>>38054299
It'll only lead to you developing an urge to crack her head open like a piñata and rape her corpse

>>38054228
yeah who would be so stupid...

>>38054171
Any femchuubas or normies want to explain this behavior
It's just the menhera thing causing modswings ?

>Grimmi learning about Moon Man

>>38054398
histrionic and bpd chicks are able to get by pretty easily still and some men have the misfortune of not spotting them ahead of time

>>38053327
Of course. How fat she is wouldn't change how enjoyable her streams are. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't like that

>>38054398
>Be emotionally unstable
>Lash out at everyone near you, including your loved one
>Want to make it up to them when you stop having an episode
Source: my ass and am armchair psychologist

>>38054398
These people are very trashy to argue in the street, but he was probably texting some chick and she got angry. I’m guessing he had unread notifications on his phone so she threw it

>>38053678
I could see Shondo doing this and also being the victim of this, and I can't tell which is more likely.

>>38054398
Replace the latina with (You), the himbo with your oshi and the phone thing with DMing m*les.

>>38054171
shondo real

Who groomed this dog

>>38054507
It'd be hot for Shondo to try and fail at beating me with her tiny baby arms but I can't see her actively being the aggressor. Remember when her and her mama were play fighting and she got pushed to the ground and her first instinct was to start sobbing?

>>38054548
I dumped her on the spot because i am not a bitch

>>38054584
Ben and Jerry

>>38054609
Based

>>38054460
you say this as if some men didn't straight up look for that kind of women
the advice "don't stick your dick in crazy" has never been as meaningless as it is today

feeding shondo to pigs!

Anyone feel like /lig/ is the Switzerland of /vt/

>>38053678
saru when you look at other girl for 0.1 second

>>38054641
>Not eating her yourself
Waste of perfectly good meat

>>38054587
literally a child

>>38054674
More like the Pacific garbage patch.

>>38051137
Isn't this Koefficient's gf?

>>38054587
To be fair to Shondo her bony ass fell on a concrete tile floor on her knee directly and her mom went down directly on top of her. I'm amazed she didn't break her leg honestly.
I feel like it is absolutely possible to send her into rage like this, but I think she's mellowed out enough nowadays you would have to really push her into a blind rage. She's more likely to cry than anything, her anger is very hard to provoke. All I'm saying is the thought of her unironically angry and and having a knife wouldn't be great. It's easy to forget she has a mental illness common in murderers.

>>38054634
yeah but they really want a girl with like, mild daddy issues not genuine mental illness
so I guess you can say it's split between unwitting dudes and ones in over their head

>>38054751
>>38054587
You people are fucking creeps. Go get therapy, ideally while in prison

>>38054751
>It's easy to forget she has a mental illness common in murderers.
>Womanchild serial killer
Hot

>>38054789
But everything I said is a complete fact. I don't get how having a good memory makes me a creep.

>>38053555
I know you'd like to compare our oshis inaposter, but my wife Anny is doing pretty good lately, thanks for asking

>>38054789
>talking about being in a relationship with an adult woman means you should go to prison
Seriously grow up

>>38054823
>talking about being in a relationship with an adult woman means you should go to prison
NTA, but I think he was talking about the fact that you sexually abuse children IRL

>>38054812
You are psycho analyzing and memorizing every tiny detail of this woman’s life. You have never met this woman. You will never meet this woman. Go get therapy

>>38054862
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>38054823
>an adult woman who regularly behaves like a child and markets herself as one online*
ftfy

>>38054879
You realize what board this is, right?

>>38054889
...nothing? I am just helping translate anon-ese

>>38054816
now that I think about it idk if I've ever seen an L2D model lean over that far

>>38054903
>an adult woman who regularly behaves like a child and markets herself as my wife*
ftftfy

>>38054751
>>38054587
The more I learn about Shondo the worse is gets. How on earth does this girl function day to day? I don't think I can think of another person with this many mental issues.

>>38054939
Kanye

>>38054879
You're almost as bad as the "tall tales nemu" posters, I can never tell if you're being ironic or missing the point entirely.

>>38054816
New model is going to be an upgrade in so many ways. I can't wait foxbros.

>>38054939
Nearly every non Council Holo

>>38054939
>How on earth does this girl function day to day?
Like we do, spending all her time with her pet, family, and watching chuubas to cope with the loneliness

>>38053461
5'2 and 85kg... round dog...

>>38054879
go back

>>38055015
not a foxbro but I agree that it looks really good, hope her debut goes smoothly. has she gave out any estimate for when it'll happen?

>>38054584
She's way too smart and paranoid to get groomed. No way she allows any of her viewers to get that close

>>38054977
you don't seriously believe all the shit Nemu says, right? I don't trust a word that comes out of her mouth

>>38055139
I trust everything she says

>>38054977
what's wrong with the tall tales nemu posters?

>tfw almost caused a yab for my sister, while she was streaming
Boy did I get yelled at afterwards. Good thing she didn't cut my allowance.

>>38055212
Shut up forest tree
Go hug her

>>38055130
>paranoid
How so

>>38055212
Get back in the cage, Gaspar

>>38055212
give me names now

>>38055102
No, sadly not. But I hope she takes her time. Its probably incredibly stressful for her at the moment. Especially considering that she commissioned lots of art for new emotes, badges and things like that to go with the new model.

>>38055212
why would someone's brother be a yab for anyone

>>38055212
How's the plumbing going?

>Bao's rerun has her ex in it

>>38055305
Have you seen the meltdowns any time a male voice shows up randomly on a stream?

>>38055305
They are from Alabama

>>38055102
We TBA boys around here

>>38055351
This isn't a hololive thread

>>38055361
that's hot

>>38055305
you obviously never saw the incest shipping with vei and her brother

>>38041156
I like saving OC and keeping up with whatever latest news there are
I don't even watch Saru but I have like 50 images of her

>>38055397
>He doesn't know

>>38055421
you're about to read a couple of /lig/'s finest threads lumiposter, ganbatte

>>38055351
All me (both the male voices and the meltdowns)

>>38055305
wontons

>>38055415
I definitely did but her case was a very specific case and even then literally no one ever took it seriously, not even her then-oilers

>>38053678
God I wish that was Layna and me

>>38055415
I shit I forgot I used to do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA3XtT5XFI0
https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1415098234243059714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3gYGYCxu04
https://files.catbox.moe/72d2wm.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/fzunsm.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/zu0uwf.mp4

>>38055361
you aren't funny

>>38055626
>What being inbred does to an mf

>>38055626
shut up cletus

>>38055643
>>38055661
not funny

>>38055592
kek

Everyone knows brother is code for bf, see: giri. Did veis brother appear on stream even once since she started dating soda?

>>38055683
t.

>>38055643
who are you quoting

>>38055697
tabs

>>38055697
you're asking the wrong thread

>>38055710
handsome squidward lookin ass

>>38055244
Maybe paranoid wasn't the right word. There's a defined line of what topics and information she's willing to talk about and she's only crossed it once. But I think it's healthy for a streamer to set those boundaries and stick to it, so I respect if for it.

>>38055305
Word to the wise, remember Oni-not-bro.
The good ol "oh that's just my bro visiting" excuse has lost it's power.

>>38055697
I choose to believe shondo is romantically invested in her brother

>>38055903
At this point I can tell which chuubas are dating someone based on how emotionally starved they are.

>>38055960
Forest Tree would no way fag her

>>38055983
this is funny so I now believe this

>>38055973
Name three.

>>38055867
Yes, I do have a cucumber in my pants
Go ahead and grope me, Shondo

Men make the best women

is onigiri a sexy lady?

>>38056132
sexo hag

>>38056132
very much so

>>38056132
all evidence points to yes

>>38056132
average lady

>>38056159
would love to huff the braps directly from that ass

>>38055697
I'm 100% serious with this question. What would the actual repercussions be, if a female indie vtuber casually dropped the fact that she is sleeping with her brother? Like obviously there would be a Twitter meltdown, but who cares about them. And since vtubers are extremely private, it would be really hard for law to care, since there is no proof. The scenario is extremely fascinating.

>>38056215
honestly same and I'd go even farther than that if given the opportunity

>>38056102
You love penis

>>38056219
I assume everyone would move forward as if it were a joke whether it was or not

>>38056219
Probably depends? I feel like in most cases no one would take them seriously no matter how many times they insisted it was true
There's also the fact that consensual incest is fully legal in several places across the world so law isn't necessarily relevant

>>38056257
wdytwa

>>38056257
Yes

"Hello," you type, "I am new here and would like to know who are the best and cutest vtubers on Twitch?"
"Ask and ye shall receive," replies an anon. He directs you to a thread dedicated to rating the hottest vtubers and also provides a link to a discord server where fellow fans can coordinate their streaming schedules so they may watch them together. You happily join the discord server. After connecting with your peers, you realize that none of them are attractive, but you are all virgins and only care about the content of their videos. You all excitedly begin discussing which vtubers are worth your attention and eventually agree on a list of favorites. Over time, you grow obsessed with uploading photoshopped images of your favorite vtubers in provocative poses in order to boost their view counts on twitch and reddit. You find all the vtubers beautiful and cute and submit to the fantasy of fucking them. Your heart beats faster when you imagine raping the one who has the largest fanbase and watching her cry as you cover her naked body with a motorcycle helmet. You enjoy fantasizing about this, but you are too busy being a failure to even talk to anyone outside of the discord server.

>>38054751
What exactly is that mental illness btw? I don't want to read old tweets so can you guys just tell me?

>>38056219
Worst that could happen is that people would bring it up literally every fucking time she is mentioned, which isn't terrible but you don't want all discussion regarding you be "oh yeah isn't she the chick who fucked her brother?"

>>38056313
>There's also the fact that consensual incest is fully legal in several places across the world so law isn't necessarily relevant
Wasn't it mostly cousin and same sex though?

>>38056369
way too many words

>>38056369

Incest is hot and if Shondo was my sister I'd groom her into being ok with marrying me despite us being related in a heartbeat

>>38056369
But at least you now have the names of the top 5 vtubers. They are, in order of cuteness: Retsuko, Shrouded Mystery, Yurikuma, NicoHoochie, and Nyoompah.
Retsuko has purple hair and giant breasts and is soft spoken. Shrouded Msytery is a "loli" who talks in a squeaky voice. Yurikuma is a cute little girl and she makes it her mission to make her viewers cum. NicoHoochie has four breasts and acts like a queen in her videos. Nyoompah is a muscular dude who wears his own sports team's jersey while streaming. You're most taken by Nyoompah, because you think that if you could fuck him, you'd finally become popular enough to get laid.
One day, you find yourself randomly searching for new vtubers. It turns out there are a lot of them and many of them are gorgeous young women who don't even speak English! Some of the most popular of these new vtubers are Asunasuzume, Hibiki 17, Riyuu, Miya, Tsumugi and Yume. These vtubers are so stunning that your head starts spinning. You can barely breathe, let alone comprehend how their faces have the power to make you explode. They look so perfect in lingerie that you assume they must be rich. They're definitely better than those fat Japanese girls on Twitch, anyway.
You decide to make an account and subscribe to all their channels. You soon realize that every single one of these girls is the same. The videos have the exact same thumbnail for every one. Every video starts with some sort of hideous dance or "dance break."

>>38056473
based

>>38056406
Yeah, pretty sure actual incest is illegal everywhere. First cousin marriage is okay in many because a single isolated case is like 1-2% more likely to develop any genetic defects.

It's only a problem if you do so over and over again until you completely exhaust your gene pool.

>>38056406
>same sex
that's like 2 countries, anon

>>38056369
>>38056507
This is just specific enough to trigger the schizo chords in my brain and that upsets me.

>>38056369
>>38056507
oh god the AI spread from /vsj/

>>38056406
>>38056572
nah, I was talking about incest proper
and like I said, it depends on the place it happens in. so if the chuuba that does this resides in Japan, for example, then absolutely nothing is going to happen in regards to the law

>>38056596
>italy went "it's only illegal if you get caught"

>>38056507
Do you think Shrouded Mystery is based on Fallen Shadow?

>>38056596
You would think China and Japan would make it illegal as shit but no

>>38056596
>Illegal (death penalty)

>>38056369
Your prompt engineering is that of a toddler. Most AI are able to blend in on this site if you aren't retarded about it.

>>38056663
why would you think that

>>38056660
>it's only illegal if you get caught
that just applies for all places though. I don't see how or why two siblings who regularly fuck each other would make it publicly known, illegal or otherwise

>>38056660
it's actually
>it's illegal if people get mad about it

>>38056803
yes, but that is the entirety of law and crime

>>38056736
>China
National pride
>Japan
Shinzo "have sex" Abe (but I'd assume preferably not incest sex since it'd ruin the population's gene pool)

>>38056803
What if I was trolling?

Okay, so I did a single Twitter search and all I can find is that Shondo only has schizophrenia.

Is that what people mean by her being mentally ill or are there more mental illnesses I'm not aware of?

>>38056829
murder tends to be illegal even if people don't get particularly butthurt about it

>>38056877
>only

>>38056830
how would outlawing things based on hysterical western morality coincide with chinese national pride

>>38056705
You cannot sleep for the next few days because you just found out that these vtubers are not real human beings but actually machine generated avatars controlled by A.I. You haven't been masturbating due to stress and you've barely slept in weeks. Eventually you give in to the need to orgasm and slip into a trance state after a few hours of watching NicoHoochie and Nyoompah online together. This is enough to allow you to sleep, which seems like a miracle. You wake up refreshed with the memory that the only two attractive things left on 4chan are Shrouded Msytery and her giant breasts.
You bring up 4chan in your browser and see that the threads dedicated to AI writing have indeed stopped. Instead, you see a thread with a title that you think is representative of the newest generation of vtubers.
"What's up bitches!?" it reads.
Another anon comments "Welcome to 4chan!"
The rest of the posts are just as random and nonsensical as the last bunch, but it's not entirely devoid of entertainment value. Many posters in this thread seem to believe that they are talking with a sexy young woman, but the language and spelling mistakes they make makes you realize that this is probably just another A.I. posting here.

>>38056924
Fair point, nevermind

>>38056957
>Another anon comments "Welcome to 4chan!"
it's me

>>38056923
Yeah, only

I already know a schizophrenic and he's doing pretty fine with the medicine. Like, the worst delusion he has now is that he votes left wing and expects anything.

So, yeah, schizophrenia alone is not enough to make you completely unhinged.

i miss her so fucking much

>>38056374
But that could attract a more fetish oriented crowd, right? I wonder if someone like Numi would do a collab with someone who has that reputation? It could either be a really exotic selling point, or collab poison.

>>38057096
You don't want the fetishfags. Ask the fart chuuba.

>>38057092
>Fr*nch
Ew no

>>38057096
I'm not sure an incest fetish crowd exists and if it does I don't even know what their demands would be
it's not like you can fuck your brother on stream

>>38057096
>anon is weighting the bros and cons of coming out as a sisterfucker

>>38057158
>incest fetish crowd
Assuming you're referring to the anthromorphization of, pretty sure that's just a subcategory of monstergirl and has a pretty thriving fanbase.

>>38057189
I'm going to assume this is an AI post

>>38057213
The newest vtuber board is open! Want to know what you've been missing out on? Check the link below!
Then 4chan user anonno signs his posts with a square emoji and some weird text style. After you click on the link provided, you find yourself at the most popular vtuber site on the web. The first video on the home page is of an unknown girl, wearing some strange getup, playing a guitar badly, with her hair pulled back into a ponytail. You try to watch the video, but it doesn't really interest you. This could be something I'd post on reddit or twitter, so it probably isn't worth watching.
You scroll through the rest of the videos until you stumble across a video called "mew-Meow," starring this hot brunette with short black hair and large breasts, who happens to be named "Mew-Meow."
Your mind can't process how such an impossibly beautiful woman came into existence. You want so badly to fucking get laid by her that you nearly commit suicide by drinking bleach. When she finally goes on camera, you realize that Mew-Meow is a human being, just like you.

>>38057158
>Go to a Japanese doujins site
>Type in "incest"
>37,370 results
In japan it would unironically catch on. Any country that makes over a quarter of a million incest comics, has to have the fetish. Most of them may not be into their own sisters, but the taboo aspect would attract a lot of people.

>>38057243
>The first video on the home page is of an unknown girl, wearing some strange getup, playing a guitar badly, with her hair pulled back into a ponytail. You try to watch the video, but it doesn't really interest you.
Sigrid feeling called out right about now

>>38057163
>bros and cons
Freudian slip?

>>38057267
I'm not saying that no one likes the fetish. I'm into it myself, my point is that I can't imagine there would be any vtuber watchers specifically looking for incestuous streamers
I do understand the taboo part but like I said, I feel like this is such a "passive" thing that it really wouldn't mean much, different that fart chuuba mentioned above

>>38057344
>fart chuuba
Should I feel bad about this being the first time I hear of such a thing?

>>38056159
in case anyone was wondering i just ejaculated to this image

>>38057403
only if it's something you're interested in

>>38053788
Too tired from lots of things
>>38053828
I am on the second thread of the 26th now and managed to read the previous today threads sothat's good but I am tired
Oyasumi /lig/

>>38054111
She's terminally British, anon. You can't fix jack shit.

Just accept her (major) flaw because nobody's perfect.

someone else bake I don't have any good OC saved on my phone

>>38057423
based but you could've just mentioned it if you wanted more sex giri

>>38057479
I thought she was a burger