/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

AALLLMOOOOND

we're going home, almondsisters

Magni Dezmond finds himself under Snailtare's slimy underside, the ooze emitting from its glands coating him in sticky gunk, completely immobilizing him. Dez could find no greater pleasure than this, especially considering this scene was unfolding in the middle of Target for all to see.

>>38032334
SHINY SPICY LOVE

I wanna go to a bug museum with Nowa!

>>38011067
I'm glad there are other anons itt who also thought he looked like Patrick Bateman. That means we have one Bateman per Stars branch, LET'S GOOOOO

What'd Vesper get in shit for

>>38032494
hot

>>38032565
Fucking Yagoos wife

>>38032565
Breaking Magni's back with too much sex during MagNoir week, how many times must we go over this?

>>38032619
Based

>>38032565
He was too black for Hololive

>>38032565
He said Kaoru did nothing wrong and called the management racial slurs

RIPTARE SE

>>38032698
Hope we can see more Riptare soon...c'mon Altare dont just ghost the guy :c

>>38032334
/MANS/ 戒律
>1./stars/と合併しないの?
汝、隣人の議論を覆すなかれ。
>2.ホロライブとコラボしてほしい?
余計なお世話。
>3.にじさんじとコラボしてほしい?
余計なお世話。
>4.男子の数字は見た?
余計なお世話。
>5.カタログが言っていることを見た?
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を無駄にするなかれ。
>6.荒らしがおまえらの兄弟をバカにしてるぞ!
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を無駄にするなかれ。
>7.おい、ホロライブ/にじさんじから何を聞いたと思う?
汝の言葉はこの聖堂にふさわしくない。
>8.お前ら、スレを分け……
汝、するなかれ。

よって、このスレを神聖化することを宣言する。

>>38032494
>the end
fucking kek

>>38032855
He agreed to a collab... I will hold him accountable...

>Cover doing an IPO soon
>/hlgg/ and /#/ salivating over Stars getting cut
Is this going to be the end

>>38032534
He's undead, anon...
Nowa isn't coming back...

Watching Altare's Minecraft VOD since I was out earlier today.

"Alright buddy, who wants to be milked - mega milked!"
https://youtu.be/N1nUMUQMEF0?t=2247

>>38032972
Fujos spend more money on average

>>38032876
アーメン

sigh
>>38016885

>>38032876
これも A m e n 。

>>38032855
I like the dynamic of Riptare, but I feel like he totally will ghost him unless Axel recruits him for another tournament instead of Vesper or rpr actually manages to get himself added to the next season of Tempus Zomboid.

>>38032972
Genuine question: Do cuts normally happen with IPOs? In general, not for Hololive as a company.

>>38032972
>ipo
A what?

>>38032565
It was a cover-up so he could fix Gura's computer

>>38033300
RPR already confirmed that he has the perms to play Zomboid with them

>>38032972
No. Hope that helps.

>>38033322
The boxing manga Nowa loves.

>>38033424
Aww poor nowa, what a time to be suspended

>>38033391
I'm just not sure they'll even remember about that since it feels like Vesper has been away for ages.

>>38033185
How I expect the collab to go later

https://youtu.be/M7wnE_A9wc0
ToT

>>38034051
I love Altare's excited gasp at the "VESPER EGIRL ARC GO" comment

>>38034051
The way Vesper instantly caves to Altare and goes "if it's a gift, yes I'll have to use them" is giving me such horrible brain rot. What else would he be forced to use if Altare gifted it to him....

I can't believe that Magni got away with what he did to Vesper...

>>38032972
>Yagoo cutting his personal project
He would sooner cut Myth, Council and ID out before killing his bois (both JP AND EN), only Sora is above the bois, and she welcomes them.

>>38034213
Vesper sending Altare a vid of him using his ~gift~ ToT

>>38034213
Altare sending Vesper a long distance controlled vibrator he has to wear at all times ToT turning it on during his morning zatsus

girls im out of the loop... where is nowa?

>>38034677
He'd be so blushy and embarrassed... ToT what if he tried to send it to Altare but he misclicks and sends it to everyone in Tempus...

>>38034807
ToT uoohhhHHH maximum humiliation
he'd probably get off to it too

I'm pretty interested to see what Altare will come up with for his commission. Feels like it could be incredibly cute or incredibly cursed.

>>38034795
in his vampire coffin in his vampire manor

>>38034807
>gets suspended
I have connected the dots

>>38034841
his WHAT NOW

>>38034896
vampire coffin you know where vampires sleep, he was feeling a little sleepy so he decided to take a 2 week long nap

>>38034839
It's gonna be either buntare or snailtare and we'll get to watch Magni needlessly sexualize both designs.

>>38035004
>needlessly

>>38035156
Sorry Astel, you and I both know Magni is gonna make buntare look like a well-used Viera prostitute

>>38035248
>thinking astel would be sorry to hear that

>>38034841
>>38034960

>>38034051
>doesn’t even include the part where altare suggested vesper open an onlyfans account and said that he would join it

>>38035004
Hot

https://youtu.be/a6-eR8AVyng?t=13119
>*slight smile* after their cold, business-like interactions
>AAARGH she's cute
Why do I feel like Leader's gap moe detection level is off the charts? Just needs more exposure to media to showcase it on stream.
He managed to get Roberu's too during the concert. Only Magni got it besides him.

>>38035248
An Altventurer has already made this, so...

>>38032972

>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.

>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!

(You) broke 3 commandments in just one post, therefore I'm going to call you a fag, fag.

>>38032972
Yahoo would literally rather kill Pekora and graduate all of EN before dropping HIS boys, he would rather perform some kind of suicidal Hail Mary on all of Cover than lose even one more Star.

>>38032334

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>38032972
They would only cut Holostars if they didn't make profit. They make profit so they will be fine. It's not Holo numbers but it's good enough. Plus Nijisanji is way more ruthless and impersonal and they didn't cut any of their low performing members when they went public.

>>38033316
No, it's pure rrat fuel from basement dwellers who don't know how companies work

Leader hasn't *pop*ed very often lately, I miss the *pop*s

DONT MAKE ME POST THE TIMESTAMP, FAGGOTS

>>38036041
please post the timestamp

>>38035442
>young guild guild leader twunk grooming his ancient vampire guild mate
TOT

>>38035894
but what if it's REALLY low quality bait?
come on you can't be mad at me for biting it, I'm just a little guy

>>38036096
https://youtu.be/HwHasOJIm1Y

>>38036145 (me)
>>38036179
THEY’RE GROOMING EACHOTHER

>>38036233
the power play ToT so tasty

>>38036179
ToT

"Pigs squeal...just like Dez"
https://youtu.be/N1nUMUQMEF0?t=6683

>>38036233
Vesper and Altare desperately trying to get one another to fuck them, while also being clueless about how the other person feels... fanfic doko...

>>38036330
ToT... He loves being so abusive towards Magni...

>>38035721
Amen
>>38032876
アーメン

NOWALMOND LOVE

>>38036742
yknow...never considered these three together...
the magnoir NTR shitposting might've been onto something

>>38036742
does Altare top both of them

>>38036335
YES THATS THE GOOD SHIT
Both of them desiring each other but they idolize the other too much and believe they don't have a chance ToT

>>38036477
I like that Almond can canonically get a little rough with each other without feeling guilty.

>>38036817
sandwich, altare fucks magni while nowa fucks him

>>38036788
They DID ask Altare to come during the off-collab apparently...we could have had it all T-T

>>38032876
アーメン

>>38036817
Vesper and Altare should DP Magni

>>38036914
>not having Vesper be DP'd
anon...

>>38034795
3 more days sister.

>>38036977
I imagine Vesper preferring spitroasting instead of DP, that's the only reason

>not altare being spitroasted

Is Vesper back yet?

>>38037104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ

>>38033048
I wanna dig him up and make him my zombie pantsu loving boyfriend!

>>38037170
anon... he'd kill you...

>>38037077
With Magni and Vesper being the other two people involved? Impossible.

Now, if the other two were Rio and Astel...

>>38037077
An anon of culture I see

>>38037203
>not wanting to die at the hands of your beloved
What are you, a coward?

>>38037239
I think magni and nowa’s mean streak make it possible desu
Especially if leader is extra bratty and smug

>>38037104
Friday he's unbanned so probably not until monday...
he's gonna get spammed by people going 'WAT U DO??!?!?!?!' when comes back too...

>>38037323
Magni maybe, since he does "snap" sometimes, but Vesper...I can't imagine it. With a stranger, maybe, but I can't see it with Altare.

does rpr ever stream games other than apex? i know he did for a bit after debuting as a vtuber, but idk if he still does it. it'd be cool if he did other kinds of collabs with tempus.

>>38037548
Don’t see it in a mean way, see it in a fatherly helping hand way, a little stern handed education

>>38037552
he plays other games with friends but apex is still his main game

>>38037944
I am going to slap that ass if it's the last thing I do

I
MISS
NOWA
UUUUUUUUUUU

>>38037625
I mean, this is the guy who felt uncomfortable just saying "I'm disappointed in you" for a bit though...

>>38037552
SCARZ is mainly FPS, but RPS's going to be in the next Zomboid run so you're going to find him there.

>>38019681
Glad you liked it.
>Spoiler
I could sign up for AO3 but since the promotion my only time off is during Christmas Week and New Years. I'll try tinkering with an idea similar to that but my impression of the boys is that they don't join the Detective's adventures because they need to save their own world first.

Yknow that Magni mario stream was comfy af maybe it's just cause Mario sunshine was a favorite from my childhood but idk that stream put me in a good mood, now I need more though..

>all those people assuming /mans/ will become less horny once Nowa comes back
Knowing you guys the hornyposting would increase twofold

>>38037488
It'd be funny to me if he just streams DnD the day after he gets unbanned since that's what everyone's been waiting for the last two weeks.

>>38038358
Straightfags will come back which means the ecological balance of the thread will be restored

>>38038358
>all those people
Lol, you mean those two straight guys desperate to believe Vesties are the "normal" fanbase and not the most obviously menhera one.

>>38038534
there is no normal fanbase

t. vespling

>>38038534
I thought we were in agreement that Altventurers were the menhera ones?

>>38038593
we are all menhera

>>38038621
At least some of us aren't in denial about it

>>38032334
Must be nice to have a general that doesn't raided with shitposters on a daily basis... I'm so envious /MANS/.

>>38038621
Impossible. I'm the most normalfag here

>>38038663
sounds like your split needs the hornyposting defense force

>>38038663
You weren't here a week ago when Vesper's suspension was announced.

>>38038663
That's a lizard.
Wait, Altare has a friend now.

>>38038726
well they did say "daily" basis. We only get shitposters flooding here during yabs or female collabs honestly.

>>38038173
rpr will be in season 3?

>>38038759
UOOOOOOHHHHHH BUNTARE

>>38038704
Maybe.

>>38038726
I guess...

>>38038745
That's nice.

>>38038663
where are you from, anon

>>38038757
We get shitposters in every thread, but the only time I've ever seen the threads "flooded" was that one time axelschizo was posting from like three devices at once at replying to himself for like two hours. It was honestly kind of astounding how long he was able to keep it up. The Zeta collab must have really got to him.

>>38038793
Yeah. And it looks like it's just him for now which is okay I guess?

>>38038965
Should be fine as long as they don't bring in the forbidden ones as guests.

>>38038929
I will not say but thank you /MANS/. I shall take my leave. Enjoy your boys.

All this buntare is making me feel too gay, have some demontare (forma verdadera) instead

>>38038965
It's open invite so expect more people.
Hopefully Alban...

>>38038965
Wasn't Risu also confirmed a long time ago?

>>38039070
Yea, Risu was before RPR.
Nowa is still in jail anyway. Nothing to discuss besides old news.

>>38038704
NTA but would that even work on a split for a girl?

>>38039041
Did they update how many players can be in a Zomboid server or will Vesper use a mod to accommodate if >spoiler decides to bring friends?

>>38039152
it's like bonobo society, anon, being horny constantly removes the potential for conflict

>>38039070
This is actually news to me. So there's a chance ID has a hand in it.

>>38038663
This is the power of the fujo defense force

>>38039153
I think it's up to 32 now and that the devs were pushing for 100 recently. I doubt anyone would bring more than a plus one though.

>>38038965
Hopefully Mori and that really annoying guy from the Mario Party streams don't force themselves in

>>38039153
>will Vesper use a mod
This. He's going to put proximity chat next season. Helps A LOT as you can just move away if you want to do your own thing/comedy bit.
I'm honestly fine with anyone as long as they can vibe. It's funny watching tribalfags mald.

>>38039529
Most sane poster itt

>>38039357
That's cool. The thought of having vtubers do factions in a Zomboid server would be kino though I'm getting ahead of myself.

>>38039416
If Mori is disinterested in Minecraft then she wouldn't be interested in Zomboid. She probably would for a while offstream but drop it. Kronii will attempt it. If Vesper is in it you know she's gonna try something so I only pray she's got a stream when Zomboid S3 happens.

>>38039357
are the maps even big enough for 100 people?

>>38039678
With the upcoming NPC update there'll probably be new maps for the 100 people.

>>38038759
UOOOOOOO DLEICIOUS

>>38032972
>listening to unicucks who don't know shit about the business and innerworkings of a company
Did you know Bandai makes more money off Fujos bucks than otakus with Gundam? Did you know that since Aniplex started pushing more male characters in Fate Grand Order like Aishia Douman (drawn by Magni's artist) that the sales of saint quartz shot up like a rocket in JP, content that just came out in NA last week and will probably see similar results by comparison?

No, Stars isn't getting cut because Stars still pull in a disproportionate amount of money from well off females and aunties for a smaller more dedicated fandom. You think big shots like Sony give a shit about "le idol culture" if they decided to pull the trigger on buying a stake in the company? The only bad is they may want stars to try and make ALL the money and go a soulless direction.

>>38038663
>Must be nice to have a general that doesn't raided with shitposters on a daily basis...
>she doesn't know

>>38039678
I'm not up to date but I wouldn't say so. Also I think the 100 people dream is pretty far off despite them soft announcing it.

>>38038935
the axelshchizo went crazy during his last karaoke kek

>>38039856
>Stars still pull in a disproportionate amount of money from well off females
That can't be true, /mans/ told me that the boys were brotubers and they only did butt stuff with each other as a joke

>>38039633
It's hardcore 1 life Zomboid. You die, you end stream and redirect.
Mori being a part of it is fine, because she'll either die the first episode and be a kino fodder with her stupidity or be so slimy and you get Magni 2.0 antics. Same with anyone else.
You don't need to be bombarded with their voices too if you dislike them because proximity chat is planned. It's like a zombie flick but you can choose your POV.

Things that Vesper ruined:
>DnD episode 2
>Podcast episode 1
>Soul Link episode 2
>Zomboid season 3
>Altare's taste in men

>>38040098
>Soul Link episode 2
that's a good thing

>>38040098
Pokemon is shit, good riddance

>>38040098
Pretty sure Magni was going to ruin that somehow after he got swept by the stalker girl.

>>38040098
Based. Never come back

>>38040098
>your anal cavity

>>38040098
anon, altare’s dad was the one who ruined his taste in men

>>38040098
>Altare's taste in men
more like enhanced it

>>38038759
BUNTARE IN HEAT BUNTARE IN HEAT BUNTARE IN HEAT BUBUNTARE IN BUNTARE IN HEAT HEAT NTARE IN HEAT BUUUANTFKRG

>>38040098
>Magni's back

>>38040098
Fuck off, Magni

>>38040264
sanest cultare

>>38040098
>Altare's taste in men
Older men are delicious so I don't know what you're talking about.

Did you guys apply to be Altare's new video editor? His current one bailed out and that's why the podcast has been so delayed

>>38040356
based ojisan enjoyer

>>38040118
>>38040146
>>38040189
Imagine being this embarrassingly wrong.

>>38040422

>>38040489

>>38040353
I would but mine is leaning way too close to Max0r and Sseth level editing and I can't do that with limited resources because Cover can't take a joke.

>>38040353
>His current one bailed out and that's why the podcast has been so delayed
It's not clear whether he finished the first episode or not, though. I hope he did, otherwise that'd be extremely shitty and Altare lucked out from him.
How do people apply to be his new editor anyway?

>>38040489
Pokemon is fucking shit

Girldm should guest star in Zomboid

>>38040671
he said to @'him on twitter, which is not the best

>>38040691
The Soul Link is quality entertainment though. Magni killing off everyone but the starters and Vesper cracking under the pressure and going "I need another Pokemon!! I NEED one!" was A+ content.

>>38039977
You think that stops the fujos /here/ drawing them fucking each other? But uhh no. Yumes seem to be the main customer. I buy merch if it's useful to me. Like the towels, mugs and keychains. Everything else like the pictures, the dioramas and wallpapers can go to the women. I unironically want a Magmite plushie and the Axel mask because it's hella cool.

>>38040876
I would actually buy a John Maggington plush and I have never bought merch for anything since the launch days of SC2

>>38032334
Cute lil guy

is this whore done being corrected yet? I miss him.

>>38040809
No girls allowed except holoID I guess

>>38040809
It's open so she might join in if she isn't busy. Vesper might set a cutoff though because once Day 4 rolls around it gets harder for new people to get situated.

>>38041030
My wife is not a whore

>>38041075
excuse me. he's my wife(male)

>>38040489
>>38040489
This set of pokemon is the worst ever and I was honestly not paying attention to the soul link stream unless the boys were the ones carrying the entertainment like Magni or Axel being dumbasses.

I hope they don't continue it when Vesper comes back.

>>38039856
>Did you know Bandai makes more money off Fujos bucks than otakus with Gundam?
God damn it then why is the new series a yurifest.
I just want to watch cool robots fight each other with camaraderie and war drama as its setting.

>>38041300
No one fucking likes Mercury. That should be your confirmation.

>>38041300
Seed was the best Gundam

>38041357
>>>>>>>>>>Seed

>>38041275
This. Please just let the soul link thing die. Way too many restrictions. No fun allowed the stream. All of the terrible parts about pokemon and none of the good ones.

>>38041275
I could care less about the Pokemon themselves or the game. The stream was fun because Altare loves Pokemon and was super excited about it and the rest of the guys were being cute and stupid. I'll take the Soul Link over something aimless like Raft any day because at least there's some tension over whether Pokemon will die and it's fun to see them each build a different team or try and fail to catch a specific one.

>>38041516
They should play a different pokemon game for it then. A better and less glitchy one preferably

>>38041339
Mercury seems like newfag central.
I'd rather watch Bocchi if I want cute girls, and I don't even watch Bocchi.
The fuck are they thinking. The mech fights aren't even good in Mercury.

>>38041516
this. these people will say soul link is boring but would probably cream their pants over an all Tempus minecraft stream.

>>38041596
they can't even if they wanted to because of pokemon perms being limited time only

>>38041516
thank god you get it

>>38041641
the problem isn't the soul link, the problem is the specific pokemon game in question that they are playing that is fucking bad. Even the boys were complaining hard.

>>38041681
New rrat, Vesper chewed out management over time limited poke perms and got suspended for calling them fucking monkeeeeeeeeies

>>38041516
I just wanna see one of them catch a Mankey and name it Mane-san or Mane-chan.

>>38041781
Yeah, play the older generations. Enjoy the grinds lol
Very suitable for a 4-men soul-link.

>>38041957
rather a grindfest the a cinematic snoozefest and clipping through the world and crashing your switch

>>38041781
Vesper used a hard R when talking to management

>>38041075
My whore is not your wife

>>38042040
Hai hai, donmai~

We're back here again? Falling for bait? Gross.

>>38042261
It's the /mans/ tradition.

>>38042261
Where's the bait? Point at it for me.

>>38041635
Now I know what a UC autist feels like.
Despite the above, I can't believe we got this shit instead of Hathaway Part 2.

>>38042261
R

>>38042261
A

>>38042261

>>38042261
T

>>38042415
AAAAAAAAA MY EYES

>>38040098
>Soul Link episode 2
I love Nowa so much guys

I lost the full pic

>>38042261
T

>>38042261
A

IN 3 HOURS

>>38042355
>>38042385
>>38042432
RAT

>>38042348
>I can't believe we got this shit instead of Hathaway Part 2
It's when an IP gets soulless and tries to reach everyone while forgetting its main strengths.
Kinda like Magni and doing Twitch collabs while neglecting his full Tempus collab slot, or Tempus forgetting competitive gaming is kino. At least Axel and Altare recognised the latter.

>>38042885
mating press

>>38042885
i'd hit that woah

>Altare asked chat if Rio's computer was bad or not
Is this blue brat planning on shelling out cash for his presumably favorite senpai

>>38042891
>competitive gaming is kino
Constant competitive gaming is soulless
We need Nowa back so we can get some autistic simulation gaming back even if he's not that good at them

>>38042885
why is she so sex bros?

>>38042885
I don't think Bae is attractive

I just learned they have the hashtag #temParty for tempus collabs

Real talk Vesper was suspended because of all the lies he told Cover about his experience building PCs

>>38043073
Rio's going to fuck him and get a new computer out of it, sasuga ghost

>>38043078
One day Kenshi stream... One day...

>>38043073
>favorite senpai

>>38043073
Leader should learn Japanese if he wants to saviorfag the senpais. Hell Axel might even beat him to it now that he's in Japan.

>>38043470
He doesn't want to saviorfag them, he wants to make out with them then have them pat his head and tell him he's a good boy and his nihongo is jouzu

So this vid got recommened on my timeline and apparently Axolotls do bark... https://twitter.com/Cyasashiku/status/1597436696458514433
I swear Axelotls and Axel are made for each other after all

>>38043078
You can enjoy your oldfag fumbling around backseated by chat in your simulation game, while I wait for events like a Pokemon tourney, making a Minecraft hunger games, or joining an FPS tourney.
Even the Shiny Spicy versus stream was enough to give me hope for better contents.

>>38043601
Leader is a fucking whore...

>>38043654
zoomzoom

This is the most thread of all time

>>38043601
leader is so cute…

>>38043716
If Vesper won't call him a good boy, he must find an older male figure who will

>>38043653
Wooper Loopers are cute.

>>38040353
The trash taste editor?

>>38043654
I'm not up for a Pokemon tourney to be honest. (Unless it's in Pixelmon but we all know that won't happen). Minecraft Hunger Games is a pipe dream if 3 of your genmates don't even bother with Minecraft. FPS matches are good if it's anything like L4D2, have a batsu and have fun with it. I want more of that instead of a FPS tournament that's exclusive to just Stars. They'll literally only be the English speaking guys on the damn tourney.

>>38043951
no, he had a different one for the podcast

>>38043830
that Axelotl wants (you) to take your meds

>>38043082
Shortstacks execute the reproduction command line in my primitive cave-dweller monkey brain.

A reminder that leader asked for both dog and bunny ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1nUMUQMEF0&t=9448

>>38043970
>Minecraft Hunger Games
>I want more of that instead of a FPS tournament that's exclusive to just Stars
There's no way these can be exclusive to Stars is going to happen. Not enough people who care.
Best way is to join arms with people outside COVER like the latest Kohaku Cup or what's planned for Zomboid. Invite people to play Minecraft. Poke RPR and his org to do a proper tourney.
Things like this should be the end goal of doing outside collabs. Get connection, do something big. Not waste your time doing boring streams. No need to "build connection" with streams, do it from Twitter.

i think axel and altare should fuck

>>38044458
Yeah I agree. The Kohacup was a sweatfest and it was intense. If they arrange a Vtuber Minecraft Hunger Games that'd also be fun. Though I'm still not on board for Poketourneys.

>>38044628
I second this.

>>38044628
I think they should have a swordfight rematch with actual dildos and the loser has to take the winner's up the ass

>>38044628
I think they should build the big chree

>>38044628
What's to say that they didn't already?

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>38044628
Fuck off Ame

>>38044628
Didn't Altare apologize for working Axel's ass too hard in his latest Minecraft vod? Think it's already happened

>>38045077
>fuck [...] Ame
DON'T MIND IF I DO

>>38044458
See ? This is the stuff Stars as a WHOLE should push really hard.
I would kill to see a Zombie Master Reborn gameplay. Or even Natural Selection 2 gameplay.
Or hell, if you really wanna go ambitious, and I mean ambitious as hell to the point Cover would actually think thrice before approving, An Arma 3 Collab.

>>38044872
or maybe they could share one since according to axel in the apex tourney theyre butt buddies

>>38045366
uwu~

Altare is kind of a slut, huh

>>38045446

>>38045531
He's willing to trade his ass for external approval, especially to deep-voiced oji-sans

>>38045531
Yet somehow he's still not the WHORE of Tempus

>>38045252
>Arma 3
I'm going to kneel if it does happen. Arma 3 isn't exactly bad though if we got chuubas playing COD.

>>38045252
>Or even Natural Selection 2
ahh... my knees... please no

>>38045531
All of Tempus are whores.

>>38045252
>Zombie Master
My knees would never recover

>>38045674
It would be super hard because what I have been thinking is basically Arma 3 but modded, with zombies,monsters and Mecha stuff. Would be a nightmare to rig and manage but it would be amazing.

>>38045252
>An Arma 3 Collab
They haven't even got perms for Deep Rock Galactic.
This is usually Leader's field, because the others just fold under management or don't care enough. At least Astel is there too as an initiator from the JP side, and maybe they can invite RPR, Alban, etc.

>>38045819
TEMPUS LOVE AND SEX

>>38045252
Or Red Faction Guerrila.
That game would be THE ultimate video game for multiplayer between Holos.
Yo leader, if you are truly /here/, take it in consideration.

>>38045984
Speaking of Volition games, it'd be so sweet if they could play Saints Row 2 when or if the fix comes out.

>>38046102
that fix is never coming out

>>38045819
>Altare wants cum from men and rapes women
>Magni wants to get raped by men
>Axel is a playboy who would move from one person to another after knotting
>Vesper would slap your oshi's ass.
Checks out.

Mandamentos do /MANS/
>1. Porque não fundir-se com o /stars/?
Não te sobreporás à discussão do teu vizinho.
>2. vocês querem colaborações com a Hololive?
Não é da nossa preocupação.
>3. vocês querem colaborações com a Nijisanji?
Não é da nossa preocupação.
>4. vocês viram os números dos rapazes?
Não é da nossa preocupação.
>5. Viram o que /catálogo/ está a dizer?
Não perderás tempo com as suas palavras grosseiras.
>6. os iscadores estão a insultar os seus manos!
Não perderás tempo com as suas palavras obscenas.
>7 Adivinha o que ouvi da Hololive/Nijisanji!
As tuas palavras não pertencem a este templo.
>8. vocês devem dividir o fi...
Não o farás.

Por conseguinte, declaro este fio, santificado.

>>38046651
They are my oshis for a reason

>>38045984
>if you are truly /here/
Even if he were /here/, it'd be faster to just drop it under his comment section, Twitter, or during streams. The problem is mostly perms and the other guys not wanting to join.

>>38045864
I mean base game isn't so bad. They could test it out there first with a few quality of life mods and then put the whacky shit after.

>>38046679
AMÉM IRMÃO

>>38045531
Do not insult Rio's property

>>38046816
>Mods

>>38046679
Amen

I feel like Altare and Axel were the only ones who knew what they were getting into when auditioning for HoloStars desu

>>38046932
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MANE-SAN YAMERO

>>38046973
Well yeah the other two Vesper and Magni just want friends. Vesper just joined for the hell of it but he has been doing JP reps. Speaking of. Didn't Dingo want to learn Indonesian when he gets the chance?

>>38046618
i want to believe

>>38046932
He really wanted to add mods to Zomboid huh...

>>38047132
I think he just threw that out there as "If I decided to learn another language it'd probably be Indonesian", I don't think he's seriously planning to start learning it unless he suddenly starts collabing with the ID girls a lot more

>>38047340
Yeah that's true. It'd be a nice change though, it just means that Axel wants to saviorfag HoloID as thanks for looking out for the Stars. Ollie and Kobo especially.

>>38047473
Axel's saviorfag tendency is a meme. He just plays with girls.
Altare knows more Indonesian than him, he actually remembered the things Kobo taught him.

>>38047545
Awwww that's nice. He really is Kobo's big brother.

>>38047545
Eh, I wouldn't say that. Axel is genuinely a saviorfag for fictional characters, it just doesn't apply to real people.

>Magni is gonna post high res versions of the commissions open stuff in T3
Nice

Magni panther

did you see it coming ?

Aniki VOD doko

>>38048741
I forgot
https://twitter.com/HoloBoisArt/status/1597689676407922688

>>38049302
Unarchived.

>>38048741
That ass wtf.

>>38048741
i love their artstyle

>>38048741
>>38049605
>ywn pull on their tails while fucking them
Why live

>>38049748

Cant wait until the boys get new outfits

>>38049579
There is a gofile link from the previous threads

>>38050243
Same. What kind of outfits would you like to see?

>>38050243
I think there's a non zero chance they will get new years outfits in december or january

>>38050584
Casual like the pic mostly- I do like their original outfits as they fit the characters well but I feel like something not so fantasy inspired would be cool for a more laid back vibe.

I also want to see vesper and axel without gloves

>>38050863
Keeping my fingers crossed. Not sure how early new gens typically get their first outfit change

>>38046932

>>38050902
I want casual outfits as well.
Especially Altare with less layers, or at least something a bit less boxy

>>38050967
new years outfits are different since everyone gets those, I have seen anons say ID will get theirs this year/start of next but I have no idea how true that is

>>38051070
Yesss. Outfits that show off more skin on all of them would be fantastic. I'll take anything at this point, they're ALL completely covered with the exception of hands and magnis elbows

>>38051300
Skimpy summer swimsuits doko

>>38051300
open yukata's for the whores of tempus

>>38051438
just all four of them in speedos. vesper is burnt to a crisp

>>38051468
yes please, i feel like this would be the closest we would get to skimpy clothes

>>38051483
because he's a basement dwelling nerd who hasn't seen the sun in years

>>38051483
more like turned to ashes because that's what the sun does to vampires

>>38051577
MEDS! NOW!

>>38051577
Meds.

i would kill for an outfit that unveils the tiniest crumb of altare’s skin below his neck and above his hands. or even suggests the shape of his body

5 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kYCUUIMRJk

Almond...

>>38051565
That's Magni though.

did anyone order their debut merch from the holopro site? geekjack hasn't sent any update emails and im kinda starting to worry. i hoped i would receive it by christmas but it looks like i will get it during leader's birthday...

>>38051769
Yes please...let me see the goods ;u;
Also, an earring would be nice hehe

>>38051780
i'm very depressed today and almost don't feel like watching but i don't want to miss it

How awkward is this gonna be?

>>38051769
Yeah, even just his veiny strangle-ready arms would be something, come on Cover!!

>>38051577
https://youtu.be/vvbFwaR1z_4?t=5867

>>38051849
Don't force yourself to watch it right now, you can always catch the vod later.

>>38051780
ALMOND LOVE it's been sooo long... finally...TToTT

>>38051810
I did but no update so far…

I assume it’ll actually ship towards the end of the window, Early January iirc

leader feeding crumbs to shinyspicy and almond one after the other what a slut

THEY'RE LATE

>>38051917
Is this ironic? Almond has some of the best chemistry in Tempus dude.

>>38050584
I’d love to see aniki in something that matches his gap. I imagine him with multiple ear piercings and his nails painted but his clothes has some pastel colors mixed in

>>38052163
discord sex?

>>38051917
cringeworthy. this is their first time collabing so it's gonna be hella awkward

>>38051917
Can't be more awkward than the Axel episode - these 2 have met in person so they have a closer bond

>>38052163
THEY HATE US

>>38052151
LEADER IS FUCKING ALL OF THEM
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

LATE NIGGAS

i blame that WHORE magni dezmond

>>38052151
marking his territory (ツ)_/¯

>>38052172
there has been someone asking this for every collab recently, not exactly sure why

>4 minutes late
yup, he hates us

>>38052163
What if magni got killed by Altare bc of the thumbnail...

>>38052233
As he should be. Truly the bunny of Tempus.

>>38052328
At least he put him out of his misery

ALMOND ON THE TELLY

>we're love

>>38052328
more likely he is just holding him captive again

I have a rrat as to why they announced the suspension of vesp.

I feel as if he asked for it to be announced as he did not want to go silently or say he’s gonna take a vacation. He mentioned he felt guilty for not streaming during his streams when he was with mag. Wanted to owe back the vesties for not streaming frequently but got hit with a suspension. So he asks Mane-san to announce suspension so it doesn’t look likes he’s slacking off

ALMONDO, ALMONDO, ALMOND....

You know, I have a feeling Magni got this loading screen idea from Jerma.

KEK

LET HIM GO

KEK

LITTLE ALTARE

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE RELEASE HIM MAGNI

lol

oh my

god i love them

I love the fact that they're using their models to do bits. The ability to morph your "body" is the one advantage vtubing has over flesh tubing, and I kinda wish more people took advantage of it. There's a lot of untapped potential for what you can do with a vtuber model.

>>38052527
>>38052535
Put him in a jar.

>>38052329
Yeah, he truly is.

God, the fan art this is going to spawn...I can see it already

Big Boss Man Altare.

>>38052600
you'd poke holes in the lid, right?

>>38052616
Bunny Altare... Lay off the carrots

????????

>>38052656
Oh, I'll be taking the lid off periodically.

>>38052616
BIG BIG RAGUS BIG BIG-BIG RAGUS

KINO KINO KINO

ALTARE ALMOST CALLED HIM BABY GIRL

KINO

WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?

IMPECCABLE VIBES

why is altare like this

>calvin and hobbes
BASED

DOES HE KNOW?

>He fell for the fake ending

Would you make escargot out of snailtare and eat it?

That idea from Leader is great actually.
Basically Tempus VN but on Youtube instead of a game.

>>38053062
I would eat him raw and alive

DND...

>you look like a turtle

Its been a month since the D&D stream...

>you can squeeze me
ToT

"You can squeeze me - I can die now"
Sasuga leader

Magni, please don't be critical of the designs right now.

Altare

>>38053169
Fucking hell... they better give us 7 horas de dnd

>>38053169
it's been over 2 year

What art style was he trying to emulate?

>>38053207
Hamtare...

>>38053207
SQUEEZE THE HAMTARE

>>38053235
yoshitaka amano

>>38053235
>the not-magni style

>>38053169
no...

>>38053169
How much longer must I wait.

>>38053169
Wait, for real?