/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

holy shit 3 dogs today?!

Katta best girl

I love my wife Kattarina Qutie and I hope Chloe gets to live a long live with her and Lola!

i want to kiss emi suika.

Wait I thought these threads were a meme but people are actually watching them? Literally so many actual good chuubas but you decide to use your time on this. Why?

I seriously love Lily Sin!

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

Love the eel

Will Lily overlap the dog?

Is this a ritualpost?

Hello, I love my yellow wife Juna Unagi.

>>38030731
hello, pochi wanmaru stole my wife. thank you.

>>38030795
Idol will never die as long as my love for Nikki still burns

>>38030800
>>38030823
You know, maybe Juna didn't actually brap. I just caught myself laughing at something and it got caught on my lips and sounded like a big fart.

I miss my watermelon...

>>38030908
Fully automated braap post.

So I've seen four of them and... Ghost is ok, had enough of cheeky brats.
The rest? I fucking love them. Pochi is surprisingly fun and unhinged. Rin is autistic enough to be likeable and she loves sharks. And Juna? She's Kronii but BETTER in everything.
I don't know about Fuyo yet, but she seemed quite chill in the Juna's Subnautica chat.

>monetization celebration
>SC disabled

i really like pochi's intro but I do not care for her

cute doggo time

>>38030993
>had enough of cheeky brats
this is the most homosexual thing I have seen posted in /jidf/ and I watched a man jack off here earlier

Sex dog

Yuko: 11", cut, notably veiny and hard as steel when erect, has high powered cumshots with accuracy of up to 10 feet, but lack of proper hydration causes her loads to become almost sludge-like in their consistency.

Fuyo: 3", uncut, suffers from phimosis and premature ejaculation, absolutely pathetic and will probably cry out of embarrassment and shame after cumming, smells like irish spring tho.

Pochi: 9", knotted, has almost no refractory period and incredibly large testicles that produce a seemingly endless supply of highly virile cum, will turn anyone into a delirious water balloon in her endless pursuit of breeding them.

Rin: 17", cut, disproportionately thin shaft with a huge prominent head, still a bit soft and flexible even when fully erect, takes a long time to cum but becomes debilitatingly sensitive and vulnerable after doing so.

Juna: 13", uncut, absurdly thick with an equally dense bush and a very long and droopy nutsack, exudes an overwhelming aroma of pheromones and possibly smegma, her loads are almost hot enough to burn flesh.

>>38030998
What's cooler: Having SC enabled for hours before the stream and letting everyone shoot their loads, or hitting the button mid-stream and getting a flood of pent-up superchats?

>>38031069
Neither, edge them during the entire stream and never give them the satisfaction of release

It kind of sucks that none of the girls are even gonna come remotely close to Yukos superchats but like.... it is what it is.
Pissy cunny is just too powerful

WHERE'S THE REDS

You guys are very funny! :3

pochi has voice that could put me to sleep at any time

>It will transfer you auto-tamatically
Cute Pochi

Pochi sounds so familiar, but I don't know who she sounds like

Only Yuko has real whales so far right?

It's nice that youtube has shiba stickers.

>no red superchat

why are pochifags like that?

I wish I could pull things out of Pochi's ass

>>38031236
Vei and Shy Lily but she is not even 1/100th the slooot they are.

>>38031236
Veibae

>>38031247
Lily and Nikki both have a couple whales

>>38031247
Yeah one of Gura's paypigs

>>38031271
fuck you

>Pochi streams in Euro prime time
Ahh

Shiet i cant read that. (Im drunk, not a glassesfag)

>>38031146
Thanks Yuko, or Pochi, or Juna, or Fuyo, or Rin, or Katta, or Nikki, or Neo, or Lily. You're very cute too!

There goes the first 100

why are chumkeks sitting here numberfagging superchats?

>Pochi HATES p

>>38031395
Where does this post even come from????

>>38031323
How is 10-11 pm prime EU time?

>>38031395
Dont call out the chumbies, they are our only good posters

You guys make new threads way too early

>>38031236
She is Fenriru

what a non-answer

>>38031420
/ggg/
just report for trolling

>>38031421

>>38031421
eurofags really dont superchat huh

Sex
Sex with the dog

>>38031428
>t. not chumbud tourist

reminder to report troll posts

imagine not wanting to know about a vtuber's drink habits

>>38031507
>Transexual Britbong
It's "Mori but not a wigger"

lily does not like socks

smelling pochi

Why is there no bandaid on/off slice on the wheel

>she will not read my "Do you shave your bush?" maro...

>>38031653
You know those aren't anonymous?

>>38031472
I would say supachats are stacked against us, that a supa cost 30-50 % more for eufags than for 'muricans.
Also we are on a general level more often than not averse to tipping and donating for services.

>>38031640
membersheebs only

How do i say nigger in french?

guys i think lily might be fat

>>38031693
Niggeur

>>38031720
Good

>>38031683
If they want me to post my dick and face with my questions i would

French sexo
And man it's hot how Pochi sucks her spit in when she's thinking

Thank you jannie <3

>>38031693
Fellas in Paris

>>38031693
Nigger come from latin, so most western countries use the same word.

>i am such a failure
i'd fuck her while she keeps hating herself

>>38031693
"you look like you're from paris" but run through a translator

>>38031693
Spanish: El Negro.

>>38031803
Where is Latin? I know priests and Christians used to speak Latin but have no idea where was the country

You are saying the alphabet backwards every time she spins it, right?

>>38031572
It's introverted Bae.

>>38031909
Modern day Peru. Why do you think it's Called Latin America?

>>38031693
German: Der Neger

>>38031909
Latin is Spain, thats why Mexico is Latin America

>>38031909
Anon... Your general knowledge reps...
>>38031958
Fuck you, we speak Quechua.

>>38031420
>>38031072

>next outfit for sure i will have my hair loose
nice

>>38032042
He's right.

>next outfit
Honey, you cant even break 1k and dream about outfits?

>french song
Black folks in Paris confirmed

Seeing these girls being monetized this fast makes me salty because my favorite from another company took 3 months to get monetized. I'm glad for them but also this system sucks.

i love it when she lapses into french

>>38031693
Nègre

>>38032168
Goyim problems

>>38032168
they should've been more entertaining LOL

>>38031909
Latin lives on as a ghost of the past in western civilization.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_French_profanity

Grim donations tbdesu, if I don't see a third red in the next 5 minutes I'm doing it myself

>>38032017
only 13,9% of the population does it, but I'll concede many words in Perú have origin in quechua

>>38032272
You are a gay liar

>>38032272
small indie continent pls understand

>refuses to say Whoreshojo name
HOLY FUCKING BASED POCHI!!!!!

>BTFOing say the line fags
A few of them have done that, pretty based
>Her mom sent her a maro
Cuuuuute

>>38032017
how do i write quechua even
How do i say "i"? noja? ñoja? nocca?
huamanñahui is a cool surname tho

>>38032272
people acting like akas are the only supers that matter gets the girls less money as people think there's no point if they can't aka

>women
>cries a lot
Checks out

I feel bad for dog and I dont even watch her should I aka

>>38032272
Why wait if you wanna?

>>38032422
dog is a good girl, supa her if you want to

>>38032379
Regular paypig who drops $5-10 per stream is worth more in the long run then some guy a who drops an aka and never comes back

>>38032446
so they can keep posting it and bait attention here

>>38032459
Based groomer vs chad whale

>>38032272
Yuko should not be regarded as the standard.

>>38032272
>streams for Euros
>all the donations are from NA
every time..

>>38032272
Okay Markus, now send her another

it's so fucking weird to see fellow frogs in chat

she is adorable

>>38032272
Thank you Markus, reminder markus is a megachad who whales HE

>>38032459
>drops $5-10 per stream
how often does this happen?

>>38032531
I used to that

>Lily and her 6 ccv raid
I hope these new viewers will trickpe down to HE

>>38032531
Happens all the time with Nijis and Holos

>>38032531
lots of people like to hear their name read out

>>38032284
I wish we actually spoke more Quechua. I've tried signing for quechua classes but they never get enough students to start the courses.
That way the chances for a IdolQW would be 0.0000001% instead of just 0%...
>>38032349
Written ñuqa pronounced ÑOO-ha.

>>38032568
do HE watchers even want this? you guys seem like creepy groomers who would resent that to me

>>38032677
>tourist's take
opinion discarded

>>38032677
Yes we do. Please make our girls incline (but slowly because I don't like sudden inclines).

I DONT WANT TO LEARN FRENCH STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST

What is the appeal of Pochi? She doesnt seem like anything special. What makes Pochi stand out of the thousands of not special chuubas?

>>38032677
welcome to the small corpo world holobrony

>>38032750
shes a fucking talking dog

>>38032750
>>38032768
she is heckin wholesome doggo

>>38032735
same bro

>>38032750
>>38032768
>>38032787
Comfy(boring)

>>38030731
I just doggxed your wife
https://twitter.com/greedou_/status/1597564880084938753

>>38032750
you can say this about any of the girls in IdolEN

that feel when no french (quebec) gf

Markus is a member on Katta's channel... Why is he aka suppaing Pochi and not Katta...

>>38032750
she's nikki of idolen

>>38032459
I’ve seen some crazy paypigs drop an aka often in some streams, how do we steal them for jidf?

>>38031472
>get less superchats
>but get a more civilised community with fewer SEA and burger/ BR shitters in chat
it's a fair trade-off.

>>38032750
She's cute

>>38032864
Looks like Yuko stole one of Gura's

>>38032835
katta wrote this

>>38032835
Katta gets enough akasupas

>>38032750
she played shovel knight and enjoyed it so she's alright

>>38032879
>EU
>civilized

Even though I know how destructive and evil male vtubers are it still feels weird that Rin would be perfectly fine with them and then retract everything a couple days later

What is Pochi's prop efficiency?

>>38032808
what

>>38032897
I’ll believe it once they drop akas often

>>38032864
It's about competition. The more 'simps' a chuuba has the higher the need to show their worth, since they get drowned out in the chat.
A chuuba still needs to be interesting enough to attract more people.

>>38032933
Rin is chaotic autism.

>>38032933
Everyone makes mistakes anon, she didn't go so far that she can't be easily forgiven.

>>38032991
who is lawful autism?

This is so boring

>>38033025
Nikki

>>38033025
OCD vtubers?

>>38032933
Listen to the stream again. It's very weird how much she mentions it nonstop, all the time. I feel like I'm going insane but it doesn't sound sincere, she keeps finding excuses for it like "i'm one of the boys so it makes sense", and other stuff. It really doesn't feel organic.

>>38032933
When did they retract what they said?

>>38033026
then turn the stream off

>>38032933
Take meds because you are hearing things, she didn't retract anything.

>>38033112
That's just how British people are.

Laplus mention

>>38033026
Yuko set the bar too high she should of been last

>>38033112
why are you re-watching a stream multiple times about something that makes you seethe?

>>38033124
Unfollowed all the homos on twitter.

I want Yuko to collab with Panko UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>38032933
>>38033112
No male collabs.
No male vtubers.
No male streamers.
No male moderators.
No male managers.
No male CEO.
No male friends.
No boyfriend.
No brother!
NO FATHER!
NO MALE DOCTOR!
NO MALE TEACHERS!
I WANT A VTUBER WHO GREW UP ON THE ISLAND OF WOMAN WITH NO MALES!
GROWN FROM A TEST TUBE WITH NO MALE INVOLVED!
SYNTHETIC SPERM!
NO
MALES!!

>>38033167
is this a ritual post?

plz send aka supa 4 beef pc

>>38032380
Btfo

>>38033150
1) It doesn't make me seethe
2) I enjoy Rin
3) go away

>>38033154
that was Yuko you dumbass.

>>38033127
not him but I did

>>38033026
You could try anal fisting if you're in need of stimulation.

>>38033131
She "unfollowed homos" according to last thread, which is kind of a retraction

>>38033112
>It's very weird how much she mentions it nonstop, all the time.
Just like this thread.

>>38033198
already did

>>38033154
not a retraction, just an easy way to stop spergs from freaking out

She could have put a little more effort into the wheel honestly

>>38033145
Yuko was needed to start the momentum so some of it could carry other to the rest.

look at what my wife drew

>>38032933
Aviel is a very convincing man.

I'm surprised about the number of streamers using laptops. You'd think that you'll own a good PC if you spend 16+ hours a day on the computer.
Very first thing I bought when I had my first job was a PC.

So cute

>>38033213
This thread will timeloop every few days when Rin mentions a male again, for the next few years

>>38033146
What she say?

>>38032933
She didn't retract anything.
Rin is a good person and doesn't want her corpo to flop just because she likes homostars.

[woofs in french]

>>38033242
she could have literally used wheel of names site and it would look better and add a bit of tension to the rolls.

>>38033258
Did he have a live Q&A or something? All that's said regarding males on his twitter is that he wasn't considering a male gen

>>38033256
Her art is so cute

>>38033112
She definitely talked about it as much as possible on purpose to drive off the unicorns

>>38033026
You’re right, would be more interesting if they stream with a vibrator inside them

Pochi sounds like more retarded version of Rosemi.

>personality:dog but french

please don't bully the dog

>>38033305
I'm talking about the "prizes", she could have been a bit more creative with them, it's becoming a little boring

>>38033216
Based

>>38033208
Ohh thanks! That helped

>>38033344
rosemi-sama rosemi-sama oh-hohohoho

>>38033319
It's close to the Bae approach but because she's such a nerdy introvert with no friends, it falls on deaf ears as she really has no target for her supposed male collabs with male friends that doesn't exist.
>>38033355
Now that you mention it, yeah, it's very safe. I guess she just wants to have fun and not mald.

>>38033209
only one I recall her following was Astel and he's still there.

>>38033306
No, Aviel keeps a real down low profile after he created Idol.
We just assume that he have too much at stakes to try anything too risky.

>>38033344
Her lisp is super cute
I could listen to her forever

>>38033213
there will be a male conversation every thread from now on.
part of the influx of tourists unfortunately.

>>38033406
I hope she does a long zatsu someday

>>38033389
honestly if more male vtubers were like astel most wouldn't have a problem with them

>>38033406
I also like how she says "hmm" and her weird hamster noises when she's thinking hard

>>38033398
Are you a newfag? Everyone knows the chuubas are just a front for Mossad's psyops.

See a dog sing live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvcJOu3ExU

>"I'm gonna end life-"
bros... Pochi... she's...

>>38033387
yeah i guess she's still isn't very comfortable with her audience, maybe the karaoke will be better

We could have had Yuko and Pochi for EN3... Aviel why did you stole these girls from us..
.

>>38033389
From Hololive, she used to follow Astel, Mori and all of Tempus. Now it's Astel and Suisei.

>>38033384
No hard feelings but... fuck you, now I'll be humming this damned theme song.

>>38033509
>EN3
They're not males though.

>>38033509
You wanted to give these cuties to Tempiss?
Hell no

>>38033509
>EN3
tempus already exists

Eel piss

i wonder if pochi is pretty sheltered, she is very wholesome and her mom watches her streams and sends her cute messages during them

>>38033563
>>38033569
>>38033571
I unironicaly hope misfortune falls upon thy

ive been listening to real american for hours because of /sp/
they turned every flag into americans
maybe pochi will cleanse the FREEDOM off my palate

>>38033520
Its ok because Astel is JP and Stars JP knows how to be respectful

>>38033510
Which is weird because she seems quite comfortable on her gaming streams. Guess she's just a gamer at heart.

>>38033579
why is she drinking her own piss

>>38033579
Pissbros how are we winning so hard

Pochi is emptying her bladder around right now...

>>38033579
what is it? makgeolli?

>>38033473
I came with EN yes. Well no shit, they are indirectly under mossad, since the IDF have soldiers/reservists working for the Idol Corp as well as state funding.

>>38032933
She improved herself so quickly. Respect!

any recorders?

>>38033597
Woe unto thee.
t rin

>>38033579
i only drink piss from the source

>>38033579
I will drink my eel wife's piss

>>38033583
She gives confident Stacy vibes but says she doesn't use social media, doesn't go outside very much and lives with her mother. Very conflicting.

>>38033670
trust

>>38033579
>The most common reasons for cloudy white urine are:
>A urinary tract infection (UTI), which may also cause a bad smell
>Vaginitis (an infection of the vagina)
>Dehydration
>Diet
>Pregnancy
>Kidney problems
>Mucus, bacteria, fat, or crystals in the urine
>Certain chronic diseases

She can fuck off

>>38033643
I'm pochi's personal toilet and can confirm

>>38033670
i am but pretty sure others are too

>>38033579
Can feel the piss fetish manifesting and I hate it.

>>38033698
She is literally me, but female

I hate the piss jokes.

She's so cuuuuute

>>38033698
She's just normal, being normal is not being a Stacy or Chad.

>>38033597
Tempus is EN3 dude, that's why they released instead of a new gen this year.
Blame Cover for following in Niji's misfortune

>>38033731
Yuko piss in my mouth

>>38033736
Get out.

>>38033606
>>38033520
>no kishido temma
and i thought she was gonna be my oshi
shaking my fucking head

>>38033778
It is compared to average vtuber.

>>38033780
weird bait
you know this is a thread about worshiping the great Jew god Delmgilaphis right?

>>38033778
Being normal is chad for people who post on /vt/

Emi killer

>Pochi waiting for non-existent viewers to come in

Good night bros, gonna take a quick nap. Wake me up before Yuko starts

I'm getting Emi flashbacks...

>>38033841
yuko had 2k
surely a lot of people are still making their way in

>>38033835
Then what is a chad compared to /vt/?

>accented singing
adorable, this is my shit

NO SOVL
NO SOVL
NO SOVL
NO SOVL
EMI DID IT BETTER!!!!

This is cute

SOVL

>>38033878
If you lost your virginity, you are basicly God here

Yuko's music taste truly spoiled us.

>>38033520
>mori too
Jesus, how brutal can these girls be? It's like they looked at the catalog and deleted whoever's controversial here.

Pochi is so adorable, awwwwww

>>38033579
Man it feels good to be a pisschad

>>38033905
Yuko's music tastes speaks to 45 year old me. I'm getting in that van.

>>38033520
Based, Astel is okay in my book

>45 years old

POOCHI LOVE

>>38033579
That's some nice hag hands you have there, Juna.

neo does the best karaokes in idol

>>38033914
if they did that than nobody would follow Gura.

>>38033887
Proof?

Is this even a song?

>>38033939
>unironically 45 years old
why watch Yuko? just get a daughter

>>38033958
she needs to do another

>>38033958
Who?

>>38033984
please dont tell him to get a daughter

>>38033939
Based boomer

jesus christ pochi is cute
dumb nervous adorable dog

>>38033966
Gura is just "lol no streams", Mori is constant hyperbole about how she hates Hololive and is literally ruining HoloEN and forcing tempus collabs

A fucking toad

Millenialcore

this fuckin dog kek

>>38033984
>*hits pipe*

If she sings Niggas in Paris i will unironically like the video

Kino

im going to die, this is too cute

>>38034035
well anyone who has a "good" reason for having threads shitting on them has so for more or less a good reason honestly.

CRAZY FROG KINO DOUBTERS KNEEL

>crazy frog with a french accent
holy this is adorable

>>38033984
Start a family in your 20s. People telling you to wait and work first have no idea what they're talking about. The older you get the harder it gets. Listen anons, start a family early, before it's too late. Don't be like me.

The thought of Pochi practicing this is hilarious

>>38033939
No offence, I would feel worried if I found out my father watched Idols.
But we all have our skeletons in the closet.

I didn't think it was possible to get this lyrics wrong

As a Pika karaoke enjoyer I now appreciate your wife Pochi bros.

up next, a french classic

>>38034121
Based pikachad

Who let the dogs out when?

>>38034116
dads should listen to dad rock
my dad listens to the whole The Wall at least once a month while drinking beer

>>38033984
I tried adopting a little girl but single men aren't allowed to do that.

Pochi keeps sucking her spit. This dog needs French kiss correction.

It's time

>>38034095
I'ma keep it real with you ghost of Shinzo Abe. No

ArNoooo

FUCK

I really like Rick Astley

>>38034116 (me)
Although I'd prefer that than finding him in Thailand, or a mailbride.
So cudos to you.

>>38034195
She can just drool into my mouth and I'll swallow for her

Gottem

>>38034074
Not really? The board's culture is finding any and every excuse to shit on people, especially Mori
And nothing she's done really warrants an unfollow unless Rin's simply annoyed by what's on her twitter feed

Pochi is the Ame of IdolEN

>>38034188
geez anon its an adoption agency not a whorehouse

>>38034116
What is a worse? Having a father who watches Vtubers or having a father who is a male Vtuber?

KEK

>>38034195
>she's a drooler
perfect

the drink pause
is she always RPing dog?
my sides

Still waiting for Emi waddle waddle.

Pochi would be a freak in the sheets

I love Pochi

>>38034280
>only dogs drink water

Pochi needs to talk louder

>>38034245
Someone post the 2 post long list of the shit Mori has done and remember that that is just the public shit she has done

>>38034244
Sorry, I already struck a deal with Aviel to sit under her picnic table looking ass desk to drink her piss and drool so she can game longer. Some of the other girls are still free though.

>>38034245
I mean.... Mori fucked up so bad she got fucking btfo on reddit and that wasnt even the worst thing she did.
But I agree she hasnt dont anything that warrents an unfollow
The starsEN however WILL hurt her and her ccv and viewer interaction. And realistically the worst thing they have done was not respect the culture of the company they are in.

>The drooling/spit
>The constant drinking
>The loud eating
>Easily distracted and excitable
I'll be damned. She's actually a dog.

>>38034188
wtf, yeah of course not! What did you fucking expect?

>>38034259
I found a hentai manga in my dad's library when I was little.
It was about a space cowboy girl or some shit.

>>38034095
Yeah, there is an incredibly small window to actually start a family and it's basically slammed shut in your mid 30s unless you get rich and marry a trophy wife/gold digger. It's either start a family young or grow old and miss out on the opportunity for the rest of your lifespan

>>38033914
Mori and Tempus are less "controversial" and more "can set off a couple hundred angry extremely online autists on your ass". HoloEN and NijiEN to an extent can shake that off with little consequence but not the small corpos. IdolEN is in debut honeymoon period too, they want to retain as much audience as possible right now.

>>38034330
luckily dogs are sexy

>>38034207

>>38034347
Your dad doesn't seem cute and funny

think her nerves are starting to calm down, she's having fun

>>38034329
>Mori fucked up so bad she got fucking btfo on reddit
I'm not taking Moris side, but that reddit thread was linked in /hlgg/ the instant it popped up. Those weren't redditors, those were legitimate /vt/ SEAniggers, though it makes you wonder why they all happen to have reddit accounts.

>>38034188
Anon those adoption centers get those little girls from somewhere. There is a step where you can simply intercept them

>>38034418
Cut out the middle man, genius

MALE ON STREAM?

>>38034411
weird cope

holy kino

>>38034259
When i was learning Karate, my sensei asked me to show him how to delete browser history. He was looking for "hairy pussy teen sex" on facebook. I adored that man. Miss him every day

BABY DON'T HURT ME

>>38034329
Worst I've seen a star do is make a dick in raft/rust whatever dumb crafting survival game they were playing. I definitely don't want them to throw the door open to collabs with dudes ("male vtuber" is basically a big red flag in and of itself) but Tempus seemed fine

>>38034436
I don't understand how telling the truth would be a cope, but keep being brown I guess.

>meme songs only
I think she isn't very confident in her singing, even though she isn't a horrible singer.

>>38034347
>>38034395
my mom watches and reads loli hentai and bought me a loli castoff figure for my birthday

>>38034095
>The older you get the harder it gets
anon.. you could be fucking 60 and get a mail order bride from the Philippines or some shit..

>>38034472
Anon she havent hit a single note right. She has a nice voice sure, but cant sing for shit.

>>38034482
what the fuck is wrong with /jidf/

>>38034482
If your mom also likes shotas introduce her to me

>>38034487
But will she love me?

>>38034347
A man of culture I see.

>>38034482
Yeah we know women are the biggest cunnyseurs, no news here.

>>38034482
holy shit, your mom is based?

They are actually having fun streaming. Like most of NijiEN. This is why they are so fun to watch compared to HoloEN. They won. Idol Corp is here to stay.

>>38034482
Do you have a sister?

>>38034527
no, but does that matter?

>>38034482
Wait, so it's true that all cunnyposters are femanons? Every day I am more convinced of it, should I take my meds or am I onto something here?

>>38034540
nyo thankfully

>>38034509
at least she's better than katta

If nobody replies to me before the thread hit 370 posts i get to marry Pochi

>>38034528
I like to believe I'm here today because of him

>>38034517
We are the most powerful race in the world.

>>38034527
Love? Your wife married you to escape poverty, it's not love, it's a good deal.

>>38034482
Nice. I watched Yosuga no Sora with my mom.

this is singing? it just sounds like she is saying the lyrics

>>38034539
neck yourself nijinig and bring aster and scarle with you

>>38034574
Hi

>>38034188
my fucking sides. At least now I know to get a fake wife beforehand.

>>38034539
I for one am glad there's a great alternative
t. Dragoon

>>38034574
you're not allowed to marry your oshi if you dont whale eurofag

>>38034574
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY DOOOG

>>38034569
M.....maybe
You do know who commissioned this right?

>>38034472
they're just starting to stream for a bigger audience, it's understandable that they don't have enough confidence to go all out with their voices, they need a vocal trainer so they can make full use of them, for now both Yuko and Pochi are not that out of tune like Ame was at the start of her karaokes for example, with time even Ame got better

>>38034604
Yeah just like in that one anime

>>38034603
>>38034615
>>38034606

Too late she is my wife already

cute

FRENCH DOG NEEDS IMPREGNATION CORRECTION

I'm not French but I have always liked French music.

CUTE FRENCH SINGING SOVVVVL
>FUCK FUCK
Kek

>>38034594
Same as Yuko. They need a vocal coach, or marathon 1000 youtube tutorials on singing.

she sings better in french

this is cute

French dog sex

>>38034647
Mossad has been informed of your location.

>>38034601
Cope holo baby.

love this cute silly wholesome doggo

Fuck I was at work and missed most of the karaoke, anyone archiving it?

>>38034654
I've literally never heard French music outside of Peste Noire.

Why did french men leave their country to fuck niggresses when they have cuties like these?

Imagine a whole karaoke of French songs like this...

>>38034647
sex with a fembud

I'm in love with the dog girl.

>>38034618
/who/?

>>38034716
She's a leaf anon

reminder that french girls dont bathe or shave.
canadian french are even worse

>>38034569

2/3 of biggest loli artists are female.

I love French a lot, I hope we get more French.

Oh shit they made the Ratatouille movie real

>>38034663
or maybe they could try to actually sing?

>>38034745
IMAGINE

>>38034716
because Pochi isnt French

her self conscious giggles
that's the good stuff

>>38034569
It's about power imbalance and being the one with the advantage. Women take what they can get I guess, when most men are bigger than them by default.
Read up about the catholic nuns and how they treat children under their care through history

>>38034718
I wouldn't make it to the end man

>>38034708
Several people.

>>38034745
*sniiiiiff*

>>38034745
i conceptualize the aroma

Am i the only european here? French is an ugly ass language even if spoked by the cutest cinnamon roll on earth. Such a disgusting language.

Reminder that French Canadians are both French and Canadian
eew

>>38034745
also she's a dog

>>38034828
it's sexy

>>38034569
I'm not, I'm just your average 30 yr old lonely man

>>38034828
What do you consider to be a beautiful language?

https://litter.catbox.moe/3h538l.mp4
crazy doge

she sounds like a little girl when she sings in french

wanna fuck this dog (lovey dovey)

>>38034828
Not as bad as German, Polish or Hungarian.

>>38034828
>t. britbong

>>38034828
>>38034840
I always found it cute if spoken by a girl. But for anything else, it is kind of funky or borderline disgusting.

>>38034828
What do you mean, french is beautiful.

>Calm and cute french singing into malding french swearing during jump king
This dog knows how to put on a show

>>38034828
Based, German is the best language for lolis

French collab with Saruei when???

>>38034828
Dutch is a literal meme version of German. That one deserves that title.

>>38034828
why do euros all hate the french?

>>38034937
Keep that whore far away from Pochi

>>38034828
Oi bruv yer taste is knackered innit