/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Told management to pay for the Zomboid server themselves if they wanted to dictate who he could and could not invite to it.
Believe me or not it really is that dumb.

He's the hero we need but don't deserve

>>38014226
ESL

>>38014226
he raped pekora's monkey anon
he deserves the death penalty

>>38014443
I'm just pretending obviously

>>38014226
Got into a heated argument with goombus over collabs.

>>38014359
>Its a legitimate argument
>Got suspended
Damn I love the success he has seen but I wish he was still indie sometimes.

>>38014226
He called Hololive a black company and to add insult to injury called management a bunch of niggers because they're monkeys.

>>38014226
They tried to force him to again lie about xcom perms and he told them no. They told him to do it risk suspension for insubordination. He said he'd rather get suspended than lie to his fans. And so here we are. I don't think he will come back. He's a proud man and Yagoo has humiliated him in front of the world. I think he's on a boat right now sneaking into Japan ready to kill the snake by cutting off his head. He's going to complete the mission given to him by Roosevelt himself. If you know, you know.

Remember, No English.

Vesper Noir used his newly purchased cintiq drawing tablet to make hundreds of cock edits of official Vesper Noir art, and fanart, He then proceeded to @everyone on every hololive discord the images with the phrase THE VESPIECE IS REAL

>>38014359
But think about how it could reflect on the image the company is trying to sell. The big picture Vesper. The big picture!

>>38015080
That would be funny. I would still suspend him, but I would laugh about it and not be angry

>>38014955
If the first part was the truth I would stand by him. Don't lie to your audience unless it's clearly a character bit and people are in on it. Lying is bad form and is the work of manipulators and hoes. No leaving out the whole story is not the same as lying imo

>>38014226
While he and Magni were meeting up, he insisted on making sure everything they ate either looked like or "tasted" like Yagoo-san. The breaking point was when, in a restaurant, Vesper loudly got up from his chair and circled around to where Magni was sitting and, by hand, re-arranged his spaghetti to look like Yagoo. The process took roughly a minute and Vesper didn't say anything, but did later apologise for a bead of sweat dropping into the meal. I could get in a LOT of trouble for letting you know this, but it got to the point where he wanted us to say a little pledge to Yagoo before every meeting. The boss has since gotten security.

>>38014226
He raped Ina. That's why she's on hiatus

>>38014226
All corpos are evil. There is no exceptions.

>>38014226
He was too based, that's it

>>38015559
This sounds like Vesper.
t. Kronii

>>38014226
He abducted Yagoo for a ride to 2k Games for XCOM perms.

>>38014801
Same though I feel like whatever happens people will, maybe not all, follow him

>>38014226
When Gura said her PC doesn't work he decided to go help her but since he thinks that flying machines are sinful and affront to God, he went to her house on a bike.
This suspension is cover up for his ride.

Vesper got caught having raunchy bareback sex with ME.

>>38016179
Altare...

>>38014226
This is the truth revealed to me by making all up right now.
Vesper confided in "Daddy Mori" about how sad he was that his one true Oshi Gawr Gura wouldn't collab with him because he was a male. Mori then blew smoke up his ass about how he deserves such a collab and should force it to happen via management.
Vesper then had an autistic shitfit during one of the StarsEN meetings going on about how he "needs the shark cunny" and if management doesnt make it happen he will kill himself. management listened to him and scheduled it for Thanksgiving week when more people would be at home to watch the "epic" collab.
Vesper and the boys told Mori, Mori told Kiara, Kiara told Gura, and this scared Gura into scheduling a break during that time period so she wouldnt have to collab with males.
Gura told her personal handler that she wasnt going to collab with some stinky sperg and she would rather go indie.
Not wanting to lose their biggest EN member after losing their two biggest JP members, management did the only thing they knew would appease Gura and suspended Vesper for attempting to force a collab without consent.
Captcha NTRND

It's all a bit. He's just doing a bit.

>>38014226
He sacrificed himself to stop co-gender collabs. He did it for us, and yet we continue to hate him.

>>38014226
A discord message from ado appeared on his stream so he ended up selling some info to nuxtaku to clear up his name

>>38014443
ESL website fatso

>Vesper, for the last time you can't DM your dick pics to the other talents!
>Eyy, he's just a little guy

>>38020303
kek

>>38020303
kek

>>38016373
>Mori told Kiara
Honestly the most unbelievable part of this

>Gura: Almost 2 weeks absent
>Vesper: Suspended for two weeks
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
>Ina: Almost a month hiatus
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....................

>>38014810
The one actually uses a gorilla as their pfp for meetings apparently. Axel aussieposts at them.

>>38022756
Is Gura silently protesting Vesper's unfair suspension by simply not streaming until he does?

>>38025198
Or Gura, Ina and Vesper are having threesome right now.
50-50

>>38016373
>Not wanting to lose their biggest EN member after losing their two biggest JP members
I don't know anon, cover likes to fire the ones on top, management is just waiting gura to slip

>>38025283
what a fucking chad

>>38025283
'We'll make a bicycle.'
Both of them think it's some sexual thing but once they come, Vesper is waiting with tools and parts.

>>38015080
>Kronii finds it hilarious, responds to every image with random emojis
>Bae responds with "bruh"
>Gura and Ina don't see it because they can't be bothered to check Discord
>30 images in, Altare tells him to stop
>Magni tells him to keep going
>Vesper continues
>60 images in, some of the girls are getting tired of it
>they complain to the managment
>after having posted 93 cock edits, Vesper gets temporarilly banned from the server and suspended for 2 weeks

>>38025198
They are on their honeymoon

>>38014226
He's a part of Tempus. He's a bad guy.

>>38029615
holy based

>>38014226
>comes back from suspension
>haha everyone Vesper Noir here, resident scholar of the guild Tempus...uhnm actually the suspension? It was all a bit that's right I got suspended to do a bit how freaking funny is that?
I would kneel.

>>38029316
Actually made me chuckle

I've come to make an announcement. Vesper Noir is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his quilly nilly dick out and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Vesper Noir, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

Honest guess: tardiness.
He soft-complained before that there's a lot of paperwork, meetings, and other non-straming activity.
He missed a few deadlines and got warnings for it. Now he missed a deadline that derailed a project with an external party. Lucrative deal fell through because he was a no-show, and an artist or company got hurt feelings.
The suspension was a public admonishment so Cover can show this third party they're serious about keeping commitments even if it means damaging their own reputation and bottom line.
Japan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>38031702
Your fault for allowing Tempiss to happen. If he turns out that faggot vampire is right, I hope you deserve all the hate for being a gigantic incompetent faggot.

Unironically joined hololive to get close to gura
Angered japanese management
Suspended and male collabs ended
Will be pressured to graduate, same as Cocko
Tempus will revert to 3views since altare sucks and axel isn't popular with the japanese or australian audiences

>>38014698
>>38016373
I believe he said on stream he does not approach senior members for collabs. Even other holostars outside Tempus.

>>38014226
He raped and killed Ina. EN management is trying to save his ass. But Korean government won't accept a small price

>>38014955
What happened with Xcom?

>>38022756
Gura did tell her fans that management can retweet on their hololove twitter accounts a month after Ina went on indefinite hiatus. Japanese corporations don't see a problem with lying or with making their employees lie. Vesper probably wouldn't agree to a radio silent break which is why Cover had to go with a public suspension but they never did say why he got into a fight with management.

>>38014359
is this the actual QRD? that's retarded of him but pretty benign. 2 weeks seems kind of absurd for that but huh

>>38014226
Ask him when he comes back.

>>38037737
Nope, the truth is not out. We are just speculating here. People who made that Zomboid rrat probably overthinking it like most of us here.

>>38014226
He talked back to his superior, by Japanese standards this is inappropriate behavior.

I think the emulating pokemon theory is the most likely.

didn't vesper badmouth blizzard and activision a lot in his diablo streams? could that be it?

>>38038345
Magni did the same but he didn't get punished

>>38014226
Sent dick pics to Yagoo. Management told him it was making Yagoo cry but that just egged on Vesper to keep going. They asked him why the fuck he was doing it and he said it was "to humble the yellow devil with my superior white cock".

>>38016115
>Hey Vesper, so... is it gonna be fixed soon?
>I'm almost done Gura-senpai. Just setting up some stuff and you'll be good to go.
>Nice. So it'll be good as new?
>It'll be better. More efficient, more conveinient, no more bloatware, no more spyware. Completely glowie-proof.
>Glowie? What's a glowie?
>You know, like the feds, the government, Bill Gates, Google, (((corporations))). They won't be able to track you anymore. For a streamer opsec is pretty important, right?
>Uh... yeah, sure opsec. But I'll still be able to stream just fine?
>Of course. Just on a different software. Also your browser is different and it has a VPN.
>It sounds like you changed a lot things.
>Don't worry Gura-senpai, you'll figure it out in no time. Anyways, I gotta go.
>*Vesper leaves*
>I guess I should turn this PC on, see what's different.
>Hmm... what is Arch Linux? I've never used it before.
>Oh well, he said I should be able to figure it out no problem.

>Gawr Gura Ch.
>last stream 2 months ago

>>38014226
HE JUST TRAVELED WHILE HAVING COVID SYMPTOMS EXPOSING HIS FRIENDS TO SOME RISK

HAMBURGER MADE OF NOTHING

>>38038931
Based Vesper saving us from shitty shark streams