/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

jannies won't like that

>>38020488
gurass

>>38020525

do you think gura's gonna give us naizuri asmr on dec 1st?

>>38020633
no

>>38020646
why not

>>38020633
No, she's going to exclusively use her cunny and all its juices.

>>38020693
kissy ASMR first

I love my wife so much!!

>>38020693
She's going to save it for a member stream and Dec 1 certainly won't be one.

>>38020740
she might do a regular stream and then members to goom before sleep.

>>38020715
Me and my shark wife.

>>38020787
Yeah that could happen. Gura does like falling asleep after a good goom.

>>38020488
BRRAAAAAAPPPPP
God I wish Gura would fart on stream

>>38021363
that's a long cat

I'm going to chum tonight, don't try to stop me...

Gawr is my goom receptacle. T u T

>>38021491

look at it

I hope she comes back with a holo song karaoke
gimme that mage of violet

>>38021491
That's a child...

Sex with a fembud.

>>38021752
No, that's a container where I can keep my goom nice and fresh.

>>38021720
I'm looking at it

>>38021899
yeah, you

>>38021899
based

>>38020633
No, she'll do bratty little sister ASMR

>ggg on page 7 with only 32 posts
good reflection of the current state of the fanbase honestly.
the core audience is shrinking

>>38023147
I just don't have anything to say at the moment.

>>38023147
schizos are busy with IRyS

>>38023147
This is /ggg/'s natural state when bait isn't around.

>>38023147
2 weeks of timeloops and no streams what did you expect? Be glad it's slow the best post for the last few days was that ai generated shitpost immediately after she announced her return

My right ear won't stop ringing. Is this that tinnitis I've heard about?

>>38023147
Gura has always wanted a smaller viewer base, she's slowly making it happen.

>>38023147
sure buddy, just ignora all the past threads with 500+ posts etc

>>38023220
>>38023233
>>38023234
>>38023238
>>38023345
true and factual posts
>>38023360
retard.....

Gura piss on my cock. T u T

>>38021720

Peak comfy hours. /ggg/ can finally heal.

>>38023428
kek, the thread where she announced her comeback got over 1000 posts
but sure, keep telling yourself that anything is shrinking

Gura cute Gura cute!

Why are they numberfagging how hard they can bait threads into inflated postcounts.

>>38023567
retard....

>>38023147
I still have my gripes but there's nothing to talk about until she's back. If you want shitposting come back in a couple hours, they're still asleep.

>posts on your oshis twitter pretending to be her

>Doesn't do succubus erp cybersex asmr with her chumbies for Halloween.
>Predictably crashes during November.
Hopefully she learned her lesson and will do it with us weekly from now on.

>>38024036
Christmas baby making is definitely top priority on her list of naughty things to do with Chumbies.

I'll forgive you one more time Gura... I'm sure you had a valid reason..
I miss you too much

>>38024036
Some of us don't actually want her to act overtly like a whore on stream anon, the subtle innuendos and teasing is much better.

>>38023991
sometimes i really do wonder what in the fuck they were thinking when they allowed Omega to steal the spotlight of their debuts.

>>38024270
Some of you are wrong.

>>38024288
Nope, there are plenty of other chuubas to watch if you want e-whores, fuck off

>>38024288
NTA but kill yourself
Gura wouldnt be Gura if she was a whore
Go watch pink cat if you want a literal slut who will cuck you openly on stream.

>>38024270
I like it when she starts onramping to an obvious one and then just leaves it. You know it's there, she knows it's there. It's funnier that she doesnt say it at all.

>>38023991
>>38024270
>>38024323
>>38024330
too obvious

>>38024323
There aren't any like Gura. I've checked.

Chum to feet

>>38024419
Well that's because Gura isn't a whore. Shylily is probably the most Gura-adjacent chuuba who also acts like a whore. Enjoy.

>>38024379
(You)

>>38024270
I do. Gura is my little whore. She can act seiso in public.

>>38024494
Already checked her. She sucks.

>>38024526
I agree, but I dislike her because she acts like a whore.

>>38024270
How did you feel about the BJ for Valentine's? Cause I loved it.

>>38024550
That remained plausibly seiso

>>38020488
Buttjob, hotdogging

>>38024550
I still can't believe she gave us a BJ for Valentine's day

Guys, i wanna know, is true that the Guracord is just an anti-Gura place?

>>38024943

will she ever do asmr again?

>>38024944
yes very much so and they have proven it time and time again
the owner is a fucking Luna fan who hates Gura

>>38024270
She moaned for us like a little slut during RFA. Our cute little child prostitute made thousands of man cum with her cute little moans. How does that make you feel, faggot?

>>38024944
Yes
Now fuck off tourist

>>38024944
where are you from?
is this your first time on /vt/ or some shit?

>>38024990
Is it true that the same circle are the ones that are in the commanding other fancords too?

>>38024944
Any place that is anti-cunny is anti-Gura, simple as.

>>38024944
No it's just a Reddit place. You can't post like 60% of Gura images cause "problematic" or even mention that you want to kiss her nor can you criticize anything, you really can't do anything at all

>>38025126
No, I have been here all summer!

>>38025130
no really how fucking new are you?
this is well known even in the fan discords
like 90% of them are just owned by a group of friends for clout and they make all the new servers long before debuts and just link them in their affiliated servers to make sure that they are the unofficial fan discords.
literally everyone knows this even the discord casuals
now please fuck off.

>>38024944
Sort of, they enforce ironic fan mentality.

I wonder if Cover will ever send out the rare "Gura Gura" cards

>>38025225
I didn't know this, thanks for the info discordfriend

>>38024944
ok consider this
they openly allow homobegging and complaining Gura doesnt collab with stars
they banned Gura's own animation from being talked about in the discord
you figure it out retard

>>38025197
>you really can't do anything at all
Pretty much this. Every time I check that shithole they are just spamming gifs.

>>38025291
How about you make your own guracord with cunny and racial slurs?

>>38024944
Nah
>>38024990
Hi lily

>>38025344
I'm too based for Discord, unfortunately

>lethargically searching for something to argue about but no one is able to get a full angerection so it’s just a sequence of limp non-starts

What the chumbies doin?

Fuck you lily go back to your Israel loving thread.

>>38025225
sorry anon, the only social media i used is only youtube and steam and recently i'm looking at this place

the fact that she plans to come back in a specific day makes me believe that she might have announcements
maybe the dakis are ready

>>38025274
Those should be easy claims to prove

>>38025352
this is the most discord post to ever be posted here and people have linked screenshots of the discord here

>>38025437
VERY high chance of daki. It's timed so the kiddos can blow their christmas money on a daki.

>>38025421
Sitting in a zoom meeting for work

Chumbies I'm finally getting around to playing cunny witch NOBETA
How do I play this game without cumming in my pants?

>>38025517
Imagine being a kid and begging your mom for money to buy a dakimakura of Gawr Gura.

>>38025437
Seems more likely that for some reason she isn't allowed or able to stream until December starts..

>>38025622
Don't kill yourself using the charged lightning magic on yourself, you'll unlock something awful.

>>38025242
In case there's some Cover fellas in this thread I'll let you know that I'm quite the collector of rarities and I'd be willing to offer a decent amount for such unique historic piece.

>>38025517
i hope that management didn't censor the lewdness of too much...
there are ways to make it so only lolicons would see that it's lewd but it really depends on the artist's power level

Talk about Gura farting instead

>>38025798
I hope that its literally naked on one side to finally filter out all the retards that somehow still dont know Gura isnt for them

>>38025812
Gura sharted after her last stream

https://youtu.be/tNo6QuoXMcM

>>38024944
It's a hugbox, but I haven't seen any anti posts. You probably can't post cunny there.

>>38025842
Stop reposting your shit video asshole

I shidded

>>38025838
This but unironically, because Gura is retarded, the bag of sugar free candy she ate was probably a whole pound, and she hasn't been streaming because she can't stop farting and shitting.

>>38025812
Gura farted dozens -if not hundreds- of times during her break.

fard piss and shid funny

>>38025945
yes she did a whole stream around it https://youtu.be/gb4UUa5Uwpk

>>38025880
It's a good video.

Gura is NOT a fart shark

>>38025997
Trash tear animation and just Gura saying apple over and over...

>>38026006
LMAO

>>38025437
If you're looking for a more disgruntled reaction from your shitposts this is a good one because coming back from another long stretch of no streams and no updates to talk about merch sounds exhausting.

>>38025798
>>38025830
wouldn't that make a reason for the antis to mass report and get her channel demonetized?

>>38025997
Ignore him, probably a tranny on "his days".

>:3

>>38025842
Lame, though I wasn't expecting him to be able to outdo this masterpiece.

>>38025979
I don't think she knew about that going in. It was a great stream.

>>38026037
??????
why the fuck would she show the nude parts on stream?
Just censor it you fucking retarded nigger

Two more days :)

>>38026082
What stream is this from?

>>38020715
I miss her so much.

You know she is house hunting with her boyfriend, right?
In less than 2 years she'll be retired

>>38026101
He should animate Gura saying vodka when she didn't realize her mic was on

>>38026273
wrong
source: I am Gura's boyfriend

>>38026273
That boyfriend? Me

>>38026273
come on you can do better than that

>>38026109
>>38025830
You retards realize that no chuuba in the history of Hololive has ever made a daki that's no lewder than just showing a bit of skin and/or cleavage, right?

>>38026273
are houses really that hard to hunt? i mean they huge fucking targets and they are literally everywhere, hunting one shouldn't take more than a few days

>>38026273
Maybe we are the anti place after all...

>>38026418
The #1 vtuber breaking new ground.

>>38025197
It's really stupid, they gear the whole fandom toward little kids when the base is almost entirely horny men. They even cry about bikinis and I'm worried that HoloEN management is equally retarded because we got shit all for summer.

>>38026444
Maybe reddit and discord antis raid this place where they can anti anonymously, retard.

>>38026437
Depends on whether it's mating season or not I think

>>38026437
It's difficult because there's often a gazebo in the same encounter.

>>38026562

>>38026506
Kids grow up. Hololive is going to be around for years.

>>38026418
and?
Hololive also never in the history of hololive had Gura before Gura existed
what kind of retard metric is this?

>>38025437
>maybe the dakis are ready
It better be. It was supposed to release in November.

Apparently you can now raid any channel you want on Youtube, they did away with the "only channels you select" thing as seen by some furry streamer raiding Kiara just now
How bad will this be for Gura? I expect a lot of shitty ecelebs and beggar vtubers to do that

>>38026701
she never said that niggerfaggot

>>38026724
Youtube trying to turn itself into Twitch it seems like

She will never poyo again, why even live?

>>38026701
She wasn't telling us anything for so long because she didn't want us to react exactly like you are to delays.

>>38026724
Does it force notifications for raids? Like, is there a chat message that plops up or something?

>>38026526
I don't know anon I don't see D*scord post doxxfag and cuck shit, they also don't call Gura a lazy whore whenever she goes on a break, it all happens /here/ every time.

>>38026775
Nyo...

>>38026724
She will ignore them. This thread sure as fuck won't though. You guys suck at following her example.

>>38026273
I would have to rope myself if that were the case, it's just too cruel.

>>38026651
That doesn't make any sense, dumbass. If they haven't made a fully nude daki before, they aren't doing it now. At the end of the day, they're still considered idols, and there's a certain level of tact that they have to upkeep with the talents in that regard.
Expect like, a daki that might have Gura in loosely fitting clothes, or something along those lines.

>>38026806
There is a notif yes

>>38026806
It would show up in the live chat I bet

>>38026824
Yeah retardbud, people are their worst when they can do it anonymously. That's why the current social discourse happening in the internet is awful with people calling names to eachother. Eat shit fag.

Chumbies are way too horny.

>>38026437
Yeah, it's mainly a firepower issue. I've been trying to send Gura a Karl-Gerät that I restored but cover isn't answering my e-mails...

>>38026955
No goom perms does that to a man.

>>38026824
They banned Lily Hooper, that's why.

>>38026895
>>38026903
Chat will be more cancer than usual I guess, but I doubt that Gura would even acknowledge it, unless maybe the first time it happens and catches her off guard.

>>38027002
good, fuck that schizo troon

>>38027002
Rent free.

>>38027002
>I don't wanna call the D*scordfags based, but that was based

>>38027088
Kill yourself.

>>38027020
Chat is gonna be cancer anyway, as soon as she opens chat the reddit troons are gonna shit on her

Reminder that you'd have to dilate Gura's cunny for several hours before fucking so that her underdeveloped cun cun could handle your adult cock.

>>38026860
If that was true than why is Gura allowed to be so erotic 24/7???

>>38027162
You can at least count on her paypigs being reasonable, right?

Comfy thread ruined by retards that can't drop pointless arguments along with antis doing their cuckposting

>implying prechat isn't gonna be closed the instant the frame is up

I want to have sex with this. I want to fill it with an absurd amount of goom.

>>38027174
There's no need for that, I have a small penis.

>>38026724
Ren Zotto is raiding with 100 viewer - Hi :)

>>38027226
i mean they make it obvious who they are every single time
all they need to do is bring up that name and its their fucking dogwhislte to shitpost for the next 10 hours.

>>38027260
You will never have sex with Gura.

'ate d*scordposting
'ate schizoposting
'ate rrats
luv me cunnyposting
luv me unity
luv me chumbuds
simple as

>>38027182
Because you're deathly horny and have crippling porn addiction 24/7

>>38027226
Cry about it, l*ly.

>>38027278
>luv me unity
Susus amogus

>>38027280
thats not true
right now im jerking off while playing Cunny Witch Nobeta.
That isnt porn you retard.

Huhaha

>>38027278
>luv me unity
Cringe

>>38027324
Based.

>>38027338
Why is she like this?

https://twitter.com/SpicyyRum/status/1597670230331125763

>>38027197
No, the paypigs are gonna try to defend her, which will only make it worse. She's gonna close prechat and cry

>>38027402
*SSSNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>38027432
Wrong thread buddy

>>38027432
>not a single discernable Gura mention
Not reading + kys

>>38027401
Good
Maybe it will make her think about her actions for once.

>>38027432
mucho texto

>>38027162
It is worrying how there's more and more of them as time goes on, and as Gura takes more of these surprise breaks. It feels like something is coming to a breaking point, but I can't tell when or how it'll happen. It's becoming way more of a headache that's harder to ignore.

>>38027477
retard

>>38026724
not sure if it was always like this but the options are either allow all channels, all ones you're subbed to, or allow specific ones.
kiara probably just has it ticked for all channels

If I ask Gura for cybersex, you will all back me up, right?

>>38027600
sure, go for it

>>38027197
Jason Dreams, one of the most notorious paypigs, decided to make it rain last night for Yuko, the ghost version of Gura. Dropped over half a grand on her.
Take that as you will.

>>38027582
Kiara DOES like numbers

>>38027600
>He hasn't watched the blowjob ASMR stream

>>38027600
Of course. You have my GuraMM.

>>38027643
I want kisses and naizuri and more succy, though.

Are fembuds real bros?

>>38027711
for me it's the whispering handjob

>>38027725
Yes but they're rare

>>38027725
No, only gura is real.

>>38027725
Very real, but ones that watch every stream are incredibly rare.

>>38027634
No space

>>38027725
Yes, but they're all SEAbuds

>>38027634
He's always been a whore, nothing new there

>>38020633
ASMR is dead to her time to move on

Hey everyone :D

>>38027863
fuck off

If you could sniff Gura only once, which body part would you sniff?

>>38027859
Dead is the wrong way to put it. It does seem like she's not even considering doing it outside of Valentines though.

Why did she do it, bros?

>>38027940
Cunny

>>38027940
Hair.

>>38027940
Cunny.

>>38027940
the taint

>>38027964
Can someone explain to me why this was a yab? I don't get it

>>38028022
Holy cope

>>38027964
I forgave her for this a long time ago and so did any real chumbud, fuck off

>>38027859
no... she really does hate us...

>>38028046
???

She's still trying to get the KU100... right?

>>38028051
Ok, explain, what was the joke behind this I genuinely don't get it.

>>38027964
Is this better or worse than dropping cookies?

>>38028124
>joke

>>38027859
Whatever happened to the 2nd KU100...
>>38027940
Yeah I'll put that sniffer right into her pink glistening cunny no doubt

>>38028142
The cookies will bite back

>>38027859
My hope was reignited when she mentioned ASMR again, and kept from fading when she mentioned finding the 3Dio. It's not much to hold on to but I will, goddamnit.

>>38028193
Every few months she mentions ASMR again, so she must be almost done setting up the love nest by now.

I had sex with Gura's cun cun. T u T

>>38028342
I posted this.

>>38028342
I made this post

>>38028342
Proof?

>do an elder god tier ASMR
>never do one again
why is she like this

>>38028273
You hold on to a false hope anon. It will lead you to disappointment.

>>38028519
To sexually frustrate us (she gets off of it)

>>38028673
I think Gura was testing me, but now that I've been pining for her asmr cunny for so long, she will feel comfortable doing the lovey dovey succy all night long to her chumbies.

>>38028519
I love her but her ASMR is nothing special to non-chumbies.

maybe nobody cares but this cunnytuber Rangyi was listening to Gooba singing while drawing cunny the other day
https://pomf.tv/streamhistory/rangyi/27693
(around 1:52:43)

>>38029012
You are right I don't care.

Chumbud cock status?

>>38027338
D I O S M I O

>>38029289
Limp. Need Gura cunny asmr.

>>38027338
I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG

Will Gooba play Callisto Protocol?

hay chumkeks can you stop shitting up /jidf/ just because your oshi no longer streams? kthnx

>>38029808
No one can control the actions of others, not to mention falseflaggers, trolls, and just bored chumbuds. You'll simply have to put up with it.

>>38029921
hes the guy who thread shits 24/7 buddy
he has posted this in jidf like 20 times now and hes currently doing his cuck and tranny bitching there instead of here.

>>38029958
No wonder the thread is pretty peaceful.
>>38029808
Thanks for the good work, keep 'em occupied.

>>38029958
fuck off L pooper

>>38029808
I somehow doubt it's actually a chumbud shitposting.

>>38029958
LMAO ISREAL
how fucking sad.... He even posted the exact same thing here and there

>>38030060
It is its me, im the chumbud shitposting

>>38030049
lmao imagine having someone live this fucking rent free in your brain

>>38030147
>RENT FREE
>RENT FREERE
>REERNT FREEE
>REEENNTETET FREEEEE
this is you

>>38030200
stop making it so true than

>>38030200
Lol rent free

>>38030147
It's just funny to derail all your anti posts.

Start cunny posting now

>>38028957
I'm obviously biased, but hard disagree. I've never heard another ASMR as genuinely romantic and affectionate as Gura's ASMR, she did it in a real subtle way that I find hard to describe, but I felt like I was really being looked after, and it wasn't just a roleplay, she wasn't just acting. Also I really liked the particular triggers she used but that's more subjective.

>>38030310
im honestly unsure how to respond to a post so retarded

>>38030363
I don't care how you reply, as long as it distracts you from bitching and moaning about Gura 24/7.

>>38029808
No. Screw you and your Jewish agency. Boycott Israel.

>>38030431
>Boycott Israel
found the libshit

>>38030354
She said she didn't want to roleplay as a succubus because she wanted to be herself when having asmr cybersex with us.

>>38030354
You only feel that way because she rarely does ASMR and she took a serious try at it. Most people who rarely do ASMR do meme shit, and the ones that do it frequently and well are doing their job.

>hes trying to spin someone calling out his thread shitting as them shitting on Gura

>>38030510
>posts some weird larpshit psyop without replying to anyone like always.

>>38030453
Why do you love chicken swingers. You realise what they do to baby boys? You want to support that?

>>38030584
I don't, but would you rather live in kikeland or one of the surrounding muzzie shitholes?

what do you call this mental illness?

>actually seething he didn't get a reply

Lily is the cripple btw.

This shitposting is so weird...
What's even the point of it all?

>>38030688
idk i think he just really wants attention or something

>>38030680
Proof? I'm more inclined to believe that it's the retard shitting up the thread by constantly mentioning him and trannies.

>>38030618
I'd rather live in a white country while the mudslimes stay in their land, and the Jews relocate to the Central African Republic or Madagascar or Mars or something, because they need to be deported from Palestine, it ain't their land.

I want attention too

>>38030733
Nah it's several people who do that, i doubt the cripple engages in that shitposting.

>>38030743
Why do you give a fuck where they are? If they want some shithole in the middle east and can hold the muzzies at bay, why not let them?

>>38030733
>>32249234

>>38030688
Really desperate for attention and unironically mentally ill is my bet

>>38030812
wow look at all those completely unrelated tweets
im convinced

>>38030877
I guess they could be two different people with the exact same opinions vomiting them all over different social media platforms.

>>38020488
>BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPFFFFTPPPPPLLPPLFFTTTPPPLLFFFTTPPLLLAAAAAAPPP

>>38030926
they arent even from the same dates or even about the same things

>>38030951
>PPPPPPPPPPFFFFTPPPPPLLPPLFFTTTPPPLLFFFTTPPLLLAAAAAAPPP
Does that mean she sharted?

Guys..... I post UOOOOOHHHH all the time....
Am I Lily?
>>38030951
HOLY BASED!!!!!!

>>38030958
>same opinions
>same writing style
>frequent meltdowns targeting Gura or another Holo.

I miss goob
Chumbies hold me tight and tell me she's coming back with a zatsu/karaoke and not some dumb shit like sanic or pokemen

>>38030995
no I uuuuoooohhh post all the time so that means I am

>>38031076
I made this post

>>38030758
i got you bud

>>38031033
Sonic is trashkino tho

>>38031086
NTA but the ethnic origins of most Israelis are mixed between Israel and Europe, so they either belong there or in Europe. I say better there than Europe.

God he is so pathetic..... I bet he spent 20 hours looking for 3 tweets that even remotely had the same kind of content in them

>deleted
>replying to himself
thank you based janny

>>38031192
>seething about getting caught.

>>38031181
>NTA he says

>>38031280
???
what? i was making fun of him

>>38031296
Yes...

I'm a chumbud.

>>38031319
sorry i'm not wearing my glasses, i thought your post was deleted too
have a gura armpit as an apology

>>38031314
Why, the deduction is correct.

>>38031393
Yum

>>38031393
OH GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
GIVE ME THOSE CHILDPITS
RIGHT. NOW.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
LICK LICKY LICKY LICK LICK LICKY

>>38031033
>sanic or pokemen
I don't think its gonna be pokemon. Arceus was bad enough for her to not bother playing pokemon unless her managers make her play it.

The Sonic Fandom is gonna make her play Sanic though.

Gurass

>>38031676
indeed

>>38031676
Yeah, on my face

FUCK gura

>>38031611
She seemed to be actually having fun with Sanic so I bet she'll play it again

>>38031033
I want to watch Gura play my summer car

>>38031858
i would if i could...

>>38031611
Sonic is worth it for the music
https://youtu.be/QL0Z9UvDW3c?t=38

Me princess carrying Gura
https://twitter.com/yinn_s/status/1597680412188626944

>>38031858
I want to carefully and sensually

>>38020488
cripple status?

>>38031858
Kissy sex with Gura

>>38031033
I'm amazed that people can badly want Gura to stream but then call practically 90% of her content dumb shit.

gura shold play necrodancer again.

>>38032068
There is a disturbingly low amount of cuddling / pampering fanart with Gooba

>>38032162
nyo...

Is it Thursday yet...?
I...I don't think I'm gonna make it...

>>38032316
almost all the people who draw that are shippers. just self-insert as Ame

>>38032203
If she comes back with a gaming stream and ignores the elephant in the room I'll have to deal with it, but I wanna hear her chat about what's going on. Did she go to Japan, or is that coming in a couple weeks? Did she spend most of this month silent for no reason, or did she hire some mold removers that accidentally blasted her in the process?

>>38032035
huh sonic frontiers was kino?

>>38025904
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SSSSEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>38031611
The new pokemon game actually seems pretty interesting so she might like it.

Soon chumbies. Gather your goom and offer it to our dumb shork daughterwife so that she may grant us favor.

>>38032487
YAMERO TAKESHI! NOT AGAIN!

>>38032440
I did that for a long time, lately it's getting harder

>>38032440
>just self-insert as Ame
why would I self-insert as a mediocre vtuber?

>>38032551
I like to think of it as possessing her body

>>38032395
making out with Goob as you both become autistically emotional over the intimacy of your actions sex

>>38032532
I don't know if I can wait, bud. I feel like I'm going to explode.

>>38032466
yes
https://youtu.be/mfGP648pf-U?t=121

>>38032464
And I want to know why she changed her mind about watching Back to the Future but kept acting like we would watch it. For what purpose?

>>38032823
I still want to watch it with her and her reason was pretty clear she fucking hates streaming websites and doesn't want to deal with the hassle.

>>38032203
90% of her content is Pokemon/Sonic?
Anyway I'll be glad to see her stream them too, I just hope to get something better on her return. A zatsu would be nice.

Important question: would Gura refer to her cunny as "my cunny" or "my pussy"

>>38032906
You said "like" Pokemon/Sonic, so I assume you mean most of the games Gura streams since her gaming interests are rather narrow.

>>38032984
Kitty.

>>38032984
Mike Honey

>>38032984
my weewee

>>38033019
T o T

>>38032984
Shrimp burrow.

>>38032984
MAH PUSSAY

>>38032984
>Criminy, right in the hoocha!

>>38032906
I mean she can do a return zatsu and stream those games as well. I don't see how there's any conflict here.

I think Gura should do an asmr zatsu where she cuddles her blankets in bed and starts kissing us to fill dead air whenever she needs to think of a new topic.

the return stream will be vr amogus

>>38033422
Now that would be a return stream

Oh nyo, what if she got so into kissing us and doing the lovey dovey rubby that she forgot to say anything about why she was gone and we goomed ourselves to sleep.

>>38033621
That's it, I'm gonna goom tonight.
Any sadpanda recs?

Gura's fully functional female reproductive system...
The womb that will bear my children...

Anon are you ready for the mother of all love bombs? She spent 2 weeks building her perfect ASMR love nest, she even bought that blue lingerie that we were talking about.

>>38031033
didnt you post this yesterday too?

>Gura has become management's mascot by giving her more projects, sponsorships, convention appearances, etc.
>at the cost streaming less frequently

This is our fate that we can't escape from. Is this what you wanted?

>>38033853
>Is this what you wanted?
no, but watching vtubers shouldn't be the main thing in your life anyway

>>38033898
>but watching vtubers shouldn't be the main thing in your life anyway

boldly assuming you have a life when you post on 4chan

>>38033808
You mean the frilly light blue silk lace lingerie slip purchased on Black Friday Sale from Victoria's Secret?

careful with too high expectations, she could return in the same state she did many times before when she clearly wasnt feeling good, like the jump king stream

>>38033853
Nobody that actually watches her regularly wants that

>>38033936
old habits die hard my friend

>>38032068
Doesn't that look like JChad?

>>38033853
No?
Besides other than the accursed cons I barely see anything that's a time waster. I think most of the fault lies on goobs easily short circuited brain that treats any level of work as some sort of great endeavor
>oh nyo I have to record "shaaaaaark" for my counterside skin, better book the entire day

obligatory
>still trying

>>38033961
If she doesn't feel well, she could just lie in bed and ask us to comfort and pamper her, and then place a mistletoe over her cunny to see what we start typing.

Can someone post the shrimp sipping coffee? I love it but always forget to download it

>>38034034
To be fair, we have no idea how many hours of useless meetings it takes to deliver a single "shaaaaark".

>>38033944
Someone needs to draw this

>>38033961
I don't have high expectations to begin with, last time she was unhinged as fuck and her mood was all over the place during Holocure stream. It's coming from a person who wants everyone to have a good time when she clearly wasn't having one.

>>38034122

>>38033961
This is the second time you've posted this shit and nobody has corrected you that that wasn't a return stream. One Hand Clapping was the return stream.

>>38034182
Thanks bud

>>38034179
>>38034182
yeah, me

>>38033961
I don't know if anyone has high expectations at this point, just hornypost to keep the doom at bay.

>>38034163
Here is the reference.
Although if Gura bought a pink one, that's fine too.

>>38034182
Superior version

>>38034314
a child wearing that...

>>38033944
>>38034314
She'll be wearing a candy g-string underneath this too...

>>38034221
That's tea not coffee.

>>38034346
>>38034361
Fuck you anons you just made me horny