/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Ope thread

Trust in Mori

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

So what's the choco thing that's happening?

Yeah she's making it really hard to believe she actually enjoys Hololive.

>>38012797
Sex disguised as a medical exam.

Given that mori is La+ of EN, she will be a streamer who plays APEX for only about an hour everyday.

>>38012565
Previous thread: >>37983230

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliope
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b21GCp3M20
Upcoming stream: sex

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
Sinderella (COMING SOON! - December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ec
//// Stream NEZUMI Scheme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cflnJYZ9c

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
NEW! – SINDERELLA PRE-ORDER (Standard/Limited/Store Exclusive)

//// LIVE SHOW
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/
//// Audio-only archive: https://mega.nz/file/tekVTYxD#mwPhQyElULKBNnCF3JRemaTb2zK2riViOxLC8Lu8vnw

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

Getting closer and closer to that 50/50 you guys said would never happen. Cancelling Hololive streams and scheduling more rm streams and collab songs

Pro-tips for pro deadbeats: actual fucking Nijiniggers. That's hilarious.

>>38012835
Cunniope TuT

>>38012893
Pro tips for pro deadbeats
>she

Do your reps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cflnJYZ9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cflnJYZ9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cflnJYZ9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cflnJYZ9c

I remember when she said "want to boost the Vtuber industry."
Two years later, she got Discord for the top-tier streamers, so she stopped collaborating with the lower-ranked streamers.

>"Something big releasing tomorrow!"
Yeah sure Mori, now go tweet about how much you love your shitty gamer drink while we wait for the inevitably disappointing announcement like that merch store you forgot exists. At least that one forced you to actually stream

>>38012872
>1 stream a week
>50/50
Ogey

The merch store is actually a huge fucking boon as an NA buyer.

>>38013196
True.

>>38013143
>he traded his short term memory for seethe
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1588380492109254656

>>38013196
I just wish the prices weren't higher than JP, although that depends on the exchange rate too. At least it prevents spending more on shipping than on the album

I hope the choco vod stays up
Hopefully, we'll get some fanart coming from it

Guess they could buy a lot of gift cards on sale on Black Friday because damn the discord is going wild today

She will never cancel a Monday stream because she's "too tired". Does she realize how retarded these excuses sound at this point? She says "stream tomorrow at 23 JST", takes an entire second vday "off", and then cancels it.

>>38013264
Meru...

>>38013288
Itll come back, I'm sure it will

>>38013277
One day we'll be able to engineer a body with no need for sustenance or rest, but that day is not today.

>>38013181
8/10.5
Mori's is a little longer, but much closer to 50/50.

>>38013245
>One mention of the store since release
>Clearly a copy pasted tweet from a notepad
>Hasn't shilled the store once on stream since the release stream
But you can be damn sure she'll shove her shitty gamer powder code in your face

>>38012797
It's Choco's Health Inspection series. It's a "getting to know you" type format intended for new tubers but is well timed for Mori trying to reach out to more JP viewers.

Basically Choco goes full thirst to show off the guest's appeal in a way they wouldn't be able to do themselves.

Segments include like ten minutes of Choco looking at their design talking about every last sexy detail and eventually fake feeling them up, a quiz (don't expect that with Mori), an astrology-tier personality assessment, and spinning a wheel to decide what niche roleplaying situation the guest has to act out with Choco.

Expect an hour of incredibly flustered Mori trying her best and getting absolutely dominated by succubus mode Choco.

>>38013373
scroll down nigga
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1588385832183877633

>>38013364
What?

>>38013373

>>38013358
One day, you'll stop replying and post pictures of Mori instead of other anime, but that day is not today

I hope Mori/Lui/Mel/Choco becomes an actual unit.

>>38013374
Sounds like fun

>>38013471
No Mario Party icebreaking game this time...PLEASE

>>38013464
I'm not the Gundam autist. I just wanted to make a TTGL joke

>>38013471
Pink and yellow women good!

>>38013411
This is a comparison of hours streamed.

>>38013495
There couldn't be any lasting damage. Mel's part undead and Choco's a doctor.

>>38013358
If I could schedule my own work and gave myself two days off, I'd be right on time for the work I promised to be back for with plenty of rest

>>38013374
For example, watch the episode with Kiara
https://youtu.be/admu6LOSMKI

>>38013501
>still no Mori pic
Today is still not that day

>>38013471
>Lui
>Mel
>Choco
>Ina
>Kiara
Mori has a thing for older women.

>>38013515
Retard

>>38013471
Not looking good if the collab literally wasn't memorable enough for Mel to edit and reupload it almost 5 days later

>>38013587
I assure you, it's been rent free in my head ever since.

I love her voice so much it's unreal

>>38013143
She boldly states that every stream is sponsored in order to make herself look cool.
But the last stream is not sponsored or anything.
Just affiliate program

I miss /ringo/

>>38013737
Go to bed Mori

>>38013846
Needed to make room for more bait threads

I just wanted like a 2-hour Persona stream and some cute Mori before work and was excited when I went to bed...is this going to be the new norm for Tuesdays?

>>38013885
No.

>>38013885
The new norm is probably going to be not scheduling anything at all for Tuesdays.

>wake up
>stream cancelled
Feels bad man. I would have missed it live anyways cause of work, but now there's nothing new to watch when I get back. Fortunately I'll be back in time for any JST Morning updates.

>instafest
She's using her mori fame again.
She's become a creepy lately.

Couldn't she just do a stream when she wakes up considering she cancelled for rest? Why indefinitely push it instead of just pushing it to the morning?

>>38013979

>>38013885
>Cancels 1 stream, a stream that was alrea An unscheduled guerilla because she’s tired meaning she has had 2 days off aka a normal workweek
>WTF BROS IS THIS THE NEW NORMAL???

>>38013979
HOLY FUCK WHAT A FUCKING RETARD
THAT'S A THING YOU GENERATE FROM YOUR INSTAGRAM LIBRARY

>>38013979
You're an absolute retard anon. Instead of believing bait threads (or making them) look up what Instafest is

There's really no benefit to keeping SEA around.

Alright, it's not a bot, it's just an extremely, extremely retarded person that has English as their fifth language.

>>38013979
Okay this one deserves a public execution lmao

>>38013998
It became a scheduled stream when she specified a date and time around 2 days in advance.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1597050178590031873

>reading gachiakuta to get a sense of Mori's wrath song
>get to this page
Kek, this scanlation is a riot

>>38014043
That was always the case. It just types like a bot.

>>38013998
The guy is doomposting for sure but the new normal probably will be no Mori streams on Mondays JST

>>38014078
With or without context, I feel like this will get some fun mileage here

>>38013998
I think most people were hoping she would treat Persona like she did Live A Live/Earthbound considering it's literally her favorite game series. Seeing her both cancel streams and not do long streams for both it and Pokemon is a bit disheartening to see, especially since we know she's entirely capable of going 7+ hours

>>38013979
>>38013952

>>38014096
She could still do them on Monday noon. I doubt she will, but it is a possibility.

>>38014139
I've been saying for months you guys REALLY need to stop romanticizing that period

>>38014190
They weren’t actually here for that much like how the people you see claiming things were better on /jp/ we’re not here when we were on /jp/.

>>38014270
As one of the original shrineposters, I could say that the "Mori 2.0" shit was something idiots latched on to.

>>38014190
>>38014270
I was there for all of these streams and don't see your point, they were great and went on deep into the JST night because she was having fun and didn't want to stop. She ate meals on stream, got hiccups, learned about the EB cookbook, jammed to the bus song (that remix is still amazing), and abused bottle rockets with Jeff

>>38014388
Do you mean to imply current streams aren't fun?

>>38014388
You’re bitching and moaning about oh I thought they’d be the length of Earthbound when except for the finale they maxed out at 5 hours and that’s with any super reading included.

>>38014388
She also started drinking her troubles away to the point that her doctor told her to cut it out only for her to go back on that in just a few weeks and missed streams due to being passed out.

>>38014190
Personally June-August with Live a Live and Vallhalla has been my favorite period of Mori gaming streams. Endurance streams for story-based games suck because you miss one and suddenly you've got a massive VOD to tackle or else you've got no clue what's going on.
The only real critique I have is letting her SC backlog fill up again, Mori really needs to get those knocked out right after the stream if possible, and schedule a regular SC reading to pick up any missed ones. I enjoy her SC reading having plenty of zatsu but we don't need more SC time capsules

>>38014410
They feel a bit "watered down" comparatively, like she constantly sets a mental timer that she stops at and "clocks out" despite still enjoying herself

>>38014477
That's literally all in your head

Persona doko?

>>38014461
She really needs to get them done even if she has to speed read them. I'm also tired of the time capsules. It's just awkward when it's easy to see certain people not being around anymore.

>>38014457
This entire statement is literally just you making shit up

>>38014505
Read tweets, timelooper-san

>>38014532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDcNPK0a9iE

>>38014505
It would be nice if she scheduled it when she wakes up. For once I don't really know what else could be eating up her time.

>>38014533
>>38014505
Make sure to read ALL of the tweets as well. You can see things unfold in her head retroactively

>>38014563
She stopped drinking as much because her mom saw the clips of "MORI ALCOHOLIC?!?" not because "her doctor told her to"

>>38014571
Planning her stream for next week

>>38014624
https://youtu.be/nc1uIlcRi8o?t=251
She elaborated on one of the NB+ streams iirc

>check my Deadbeat sweater
>Size F for Female
>it fits me
wtf... they sent me a female size...

>>38014710

>>38014710
You are a woman now, congratulations.

>>38014710
It's "Free Size" anon. Meaning gigantic

11,302/60=188.36 hours of Mori.

I would understand delaying the stream in favor of rest for the Choco collab if it was an off collab, but a less than two hour Discord collab involving no setup on her part doesn't sound very energy-draining.

>>38014766
Fear me

>>38014388
She also revealed she was in a really bad place during that period even before the canceled vacation. She was distracting herself with streams. Just admit you want a weak and vulnerable Mori so she's more "relatable" and easier to control, groomerchama.

>>38014803
Pls understand Mori forgets the Japanese language every night and has to relearn the whole thing for every JP collab.

>>38014803
For me, I don't really understand how the meta went from "bitch, sleep" to "bitch, stay up all night for us" in just a couple months

>>38014874
My "meta" has always been "bitch fix your scheduling and strop trying to do everything at once". I still stand by it.

>>38014874
Because she's not actually sleeping anon, things are getting worse. Even now she's cutting out her one regularly scheduled rest day for the foreseeable future

>>38014802
I see you’re all too scared of my overwhelming Mori love and prefer to bicker like children

>>38014874
She's also coming off of a really busy period where her sleep schedule was all kinds of wonky due to finishing the MV and having to be up at odd times for both con panels and the Thanksgiving collab. She was still streaming a bunch during that time. You don't just recover from that in a day.

>>38014970
>>38014802
>>38014766
>tfw I don't have this because I use Youtube music
Get your shit together, google

>>38014954
Proof? (and no I don't mean the off-topic shit that's still off-topic if you put it in a spoiler tag, you pussy)

I still want Mori to sleep but only if it's with me

So what's "something big"? I feel like it really can't be anything actually big if she just realized it's releasing tomorrow

>>38015088
Album teaser maybe? also nothing indicates she "just" found out about it

>>38015088
She literally didn’t say she just realised

Him <3

>>38015088
Either Amalee collab reveal, album teaser like the link, or both.
https://youtu.be/P5BRLBJ81BA

>wake up
>mori lied

>>38015061
She took both Sunday and Monday off streaming but cancelled a stream she had promised for Tuesday for, by her own admission, needing to sleep

>>38015142
>SHE PROMISED

>>38015136
>4 months ago
Jesus.

>>38015164
>>38015168
kek

>>38015164
Persona was on Sunday though?

How many times has she fucking lied?

>>38015259
>lied

>>38015259
About the same amount as literally any other holo.

>>38015259
don't care, she promised she will never betray us

>>38015259
Very little, provided you're capable of rational thought.

>>38015290

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1597050178590031873?s=46&t=_09V0l00gnRYiJi7yKZrpg
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1597513499353427969?s=46&t=_09V0l00gnRYiJi7yKZrpg

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1597598002113548293?s=20&t=WkatlJ6oJGvONC9I3ageqg

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1597598002113548293 All is forgiven, Mori loves us!

Streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6sIFj_MFP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA3PA7rkcvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8uMdwDA1s0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhWx-sa2gqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V5egefZ11A

Why didn't she get a good night's sleep last night?

>>38015338
>>38015339
I will slam dunk Mori into bed (with me)

>>38015290
She said she was ya boy but actually she’s a girl who likes makeup, getting her nails done and spas.

>>38015364
Choco didn't let her sleep

>>38015338
>>38015339
>Only suki not daisuki
SHE HATES US

>>38015327
That's not lying, that's rescheduling.

>>38015338
>>38015339
This reeks of damage control

>>38014533
>>38014571
>>38014581
Gomen, I jwu

>>38015297
Suisei never lied

>>38015414
Despite what the voices in your head tell you, what goes on in these threads has extremely little bearing on her and her thoughts and behavior

>>38015414
That's just you anon

>>38015338
>>38015339
This is all an act for gullible yesbeats

>>38015408
>"Rescheduling"
It's not rescheduling if it's a series and there was going to be another stream of it anyway. That's like missing a day of work and then showing up to another day you were scheduled claiming that it counted for the day you missed

>>38015464
I mean PekoMori was entirely born of me willing it into existence.

>>38014994
she had like almost three days to recover though

>>38015342
All I can think about is Goldmask when I see that fucker, it should be the other way around

>>38015516
>his Mori doesn't love him
Sucks to be you

>>38015521
Get a fucking grip.

>>38013093
She has a cover with milky coming our soon

>>38015521
>it's not rescheduling if [mental gymnastics]

>>38015526
Great english Mel! Please return the Vod though

>>38015464
anon she threw a fit saying (paraphrasing here) "I know what people say about me and plan my streams around disproving them" in that one members stream

>Mondays are MORI's regular holiday, so number of mori's streams will not be reduced.
kek

>>38015641
>paraphrasing
>Makes shit up wholesale

>>38015676
ogey

>>38015656
>Tuesday
>No delivery, too tired

>>38015641
>paraphrasing
How about a timestamp?

Find a better oshi instead of arguing with yesbeats

>>38015338
It's the way she always does it.
Especially when fanbase is wavering.

Is it just me or is Mori getting more affectionate and flirty lately in general? I ask because it definitely could just be me since I'm in love with her.

>>38015735

>>38015725
>Literally reduced to crying and begging to please stop liking Mori
Come on guys he’s spent 16 hours a day for weeks working at this and you won’t give him anything?

>>38015758
She is trying to use GFE to win back viewers.
No one wants fake enthusiasm though.

>>38015710
I'm assuming he needs a heavy dose of meds but is referring to when she was stressed about the MV and wanted to take some time off to work on it but was afraid of "narratives" which is a huge fucking leap to his paraphrasing

>>38015782
Dude should just go back to watching his horse anime imo

>>38015802
I know exactly what he was referring to. I just want him to prove himself wrong.

Lay off chugging caffeinated beverages and you'd probably be able to sleep better, Mori. You literally already recognized it as a problem on stream

>>38015725
>Implying these people have Mori as their oshi

>>38015816
That was a nobody boogeyman, you didn't own anyone

>>38015710
was during the "help im behind" mv making stream when she got mad at chat
was one of the things she said

>>38015874
>was one of the things she said
Not if you're paraphrasing

>>38015802
what was wrong with me paraphrasing?

morig will never be the same until she stops. It will be suffering until then.

She still doesn't review my nasi goreng . What a pity .

>>38015940
>I will keep shitposting until she stops

>I want to perform in 3D with BOOGEY VOXX someday… ;; ;;
Yo UMG

>>38015801
You're so fucking dumb.

>>38015940
That's entirely your fault

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1597602425879560198
God this song is so good

https://youtu.be/OSw_0FmjmEE
REPS

>>38016023
>Says goodnight
>Tweets again
I CANT BELIEVE THIS BITCH LIED

>She suddenly tweeted about GFE things.
She came here?

>oyasumori
>posts another tweet
Now that is a lie
Why is she like this

>>38016061
SHE PROMISED THAT SHE'D SLEEP

>>38015364
Who knows, but the thing you are implying was not late night for her.

>>38015940
There were definitely better times

>3 minutes until the other side posts the selfie.

>>38016005
BGV deserves a UMG contract more than FT did, they're 100x more talented. I said it.

>>38016114
Obsessed

>>38016126
Fra should have sung suki first....

>>38016114
Nah, she'll probably do it at 3AM JST after staying up all night

>>38016084
I don't know, chugging energy drinks can lead to restless nights especially for someone like her

>>38015940
That would imply that it's more than just two retards currently giving each other sloppy blowjobs or more than a tiny handful of shitposters at most at any given time. It literally only takes one person to derail a thread. Do better than them by not giving them attention, and report rule-violating posts.

>>38016126
Yeah, but unfortunately FT was the one Mori unintentionally made famous through her MVs

>>38016114
Where are the tiddies shitposter-chama? You promised me tiddies

>>38016126
In hindsight I kind of wonder how much Film Red had to do with FT getting signed.

>>38015338
>>38015339
I've heard enough empty "I love you"s to recognize one when I see one :'}

>>38016363
Oda's always been a fan of theirs

>>38016289
You should know why reporting doesn't work most the day by now. I still do it, but it usually doesn't work for a reason thats obvious now.

I hereby note that the caffeinated beverage sponsorship was never passively obtained by her.
She just volunteered to participate in an affiliate program that already existed.

>>38016374
Sorry your parents didn't love you.

>>38016363
Almost certainly the deciding factor

>>38016393
Doesn't mean you should stop.

>Mori ranks the p4 girls
>Naoto>=Rise>Chie>>>Yukiko
I'm really surprised she didn't rank Chie higher. I also wonder if she played golden since she never mentioned Marie.

>>38016318
>>38016363
It's going to be so refreshing to hear the Oral Cigarettes track with actual instruments go hard. NS is great but the track is...uninspired

>>38016427
I literally said in that post I still do it blindchamma

>>38016471
then your whole post is kind of redundant isn't it

>>38016447
Side note, I wonder her thoughts on my wife Margaret.

>>38016421
No shit, she has no streaming portfolio there and needs to rely on funneled numbers

>>38016458
Eh FT makes good tracks (if you like electroswing) they just all sound the same, which isn't a issue since it's only 1 song on the album.

>>38016424
Thanks, they're a bit better now

>>38016512
She actually has a rather decorated one of over two years (plus change from before, but that's neither here nor there) that would be pretty attractive to any advertiser. You shitposters really should get your story straight if you want to pretend the two of them are entirely separate or inseparably linked.

>>38016494
I know, just annoyed we can't really do anything about that guy.

>>38016547
That's why I said "uninspired" and not "bad". The tracks are better than things like IG, but even within the genre you have tracks like DoA by Camellia that are infinitely more unique and interesting

dumb spiteful bitch
This isn't who I supported all along

>>38016363
>>38016363
Do you mean the existence of the film itself? Because that would have been approved by committee long before the first promotional material came out, almost certainly longer than FT being signed would have been in the works.

>>38016605
Why doesn't Mori get the sponsorship then? I'm sure Cover would have no problem with it and they sponsor Vtubers (Milky)

>>38016626
At this point we really do need to hard push when janny applications open up again, that one dude seems untouchable is such an embarrassment.

>>38016710
That's Cover's decision to make.

Luv da morp

>>38016421
Maybe she's trying to justify her activities by putting whatever sponsorship on every stream.

>>38016670
There is a interview from 2019 where oda mentioned a certain MV related to a pink woman.

>>38016710
>threadshitter completely ignores or fails to grasp basic concepts about hololive to push his threadshitting agenda: Exhibit #4445

>>38016670
>>38016771
Mostly I'm wondering if UMG signed FT because Oda really wanted them to make a track for the film, which gave them a lot of leverage

>>38016710
Her sponsorship is just an affiliate program, and she won't get one unless she voluntarily expresses her willingness to participate.

>>38016710
You overestimate the other side.

>>38016710
HINT : cheap substitute

I'm more inclined to listen to what people have to say if they include a picture of Mori with their posts, is that too much ti ask?

I desperately want Mori to get some sort of decent sponsorship like the Bae/Kronii PC stuff because apparently that's whatake her feel most validated

I find it funny (and mildly annoying) that the one who hates that side follows everything it does and posts about it.
>I only care about Mori
>Does everything possible to go outside of Mori (but only to find fault)
No, you only care about whining and being a thorn in peoples sides. Just like how you followed them into /trash/ to continue the inane bitching, while also vaguely griping here trying to stir shit.
Your posts deserve nothing but being hidden and you should feel thankful you have someone with power as a fan because doing this shit in any other split would eat a ban. Let that be a counter to other Anons who so wrongly say "Anything criticizing Mori" is instantly pulled down.

>>38017129

I hope she doesn't because then I'd have to buy it

>>38017320
Ogey

>>38017354
Amen. I've already shaking thinking about the figures

>>38017129
The PC thing feels kind of hoked up considering it's just some stickers on the case, they won't even make a blue case for Kronii and just used the standard white one.
The dream would be Atlus giving her something like what Namdai gave Kiara for her Tales Of fangirling, but sadly Atlus doesn't want people to enjoy their games

>>38017129
We can make a plan!
EXPENSIVE HAT SPONSORSHIP
GOLDFISH SPONSORSHIP
...what else does she love? (Besides me)

Not very cool if I'm being honest

>>38017381
God, has someone who actually pays attention to how many she's got in production done a cost estimate for all of them yet?

>>38017423
Anti

The coolest if I'm being honest

>>38017423
Excuse you, she's very cool.

>>38017392
>Blaming Atlus again.
They are smart enough to know that they don't need to flatter the Ecelebs to sell.

>>38017320
That side was the reason why there's no Mori content today. She's letting shit bleed through more and more every day. Probably in the process of getting TOC to do a song with her rm too

>>38017320
Reminder: literal Nijiniggers

>>38017480
>>38017492
Nah, not cool at all

>>38017602
okay fine she's cute

>>38017555
And you only know that because?

>>38017129
The PC thing is really kinda eh, especially since iBUYPOWER is a absolute garbage SI

>>38017559
rosebeats, don't look...

>>38017555
I remember a few months ago she told she wanted to be a rocker.
She's literally using the UMG contract as a stepping stone.

>>38017555
I guess they will make two songs and release the worse one as mori's work.

Calliopeople rise up

>>38017559
At least Enna seems cool. Watched her outfit stream, was cute. Kind of an Ironmouse thing going where her speaking and singing voices make you do a doubletake.

Anyone know what the best option for samefagging? spamming/flooding or just off topic for all of them?

>>38017856
It's almost never the vtubers that are the issue, its the "fans"

>>38017857
Depends on what's in the post.

>>38017857
off topic seems to get me results some of the time, but honestly probably not going to see any deletions for a few hours in the best case situation

>>38017441
Nendoroid - 6800-8800 JPY
Pop Up Parade - 4800 JPY
Figma - 8800 JPY (probably)
Relax Time - 2200 JPY(?)

>>38017856
Saw it pop up because Kiara replied to all of their outfit reveals. I think her outfit looked the best by far

>>38017905
Are relax time really that low in price? The quality must be prize figure tier then.

morlo in wawa chat

Does this count as pillow talk?

>>38017889
I know. I feel bad when their "fans" go and cause problems and then it starts shit that could spill over onto the talent. Not that every Holo fan is perfect either, but on /vt/ it does appear that one agency's fanbase does start the most shit while others just want to enjoy content.

>>38017961
I knew she was going to do that AHHH WHY CANT THIS BITCH JUST GO TO SLEEP LIKE SHE SAID

>Immasleep I'm so tired
>lolactually lemme talk to my friend
WOMAN

>>38017923
I don't like feet but goddamn i want Mori to slobber on my knob like that

>>38018020
I watch late Mori streams in bed on occasion because it's at least better than sitting in front of my computer, because I love her. The same principle applies.

>>38018078
Using her phone in bed probally affects her sleep more than anything I bet.

>>38017856
They don't come from nowhere. Fans are just like their oshi and Nijisanji always has drama, which leads to drama hungry fans.

>>38017961
I can't believe this bitch lied about sleeping AGAIN
>>38017948
Yes, Banpresto is literally a prize fig maker, these are just prize figures you can order normally. That's why I don't have one, I will get one for Mori though

>>38018134
Well shit, I never actually looked to see who was the manufacture of those. There is going to be a lot of disappointed people. Promo shots for prize figures are always 1000x better looking than the result. I might just skip the relax time since Mori is getting so many other things.

>>38017923
giwtwm (Mori)

Double-teaming Kiara with Mori, letting them have at it with each other, or both of them servicing (You)?

>>38018113
>Pounding Gamer drink
>Triple shot espresso every morning
>Monsters at the studio
>Phone in bed
I feel like there's a lot of factors she could change if she truly wanted to sleep better

>>38018313
as long as its ~6 hours before bed it doesn't really matter what she drinks during the day. The Phone is probally the worst thing.

I wanted to check if she actually was in the chat since no screen and she wasn't in the participants list, wawa's video isn't on hololyzer yet but I found this which is almost as good

>>38018412

>>38018008
Kiara unironically is Mori's gfe.

>>38018412
Based flamingo proselytizer

>Kiara calling out the moistman's clickbait titles with Mori in the chat
kek

>>38018435
I wish I was good enough at art to make Mori her own santa hat

>>38018402
Maybe in terms of caffeine levels, but drinking a lot of it throughout the day will have you pissing like a racehorse well past the energy boost, especially at night

>>38018618
>pissing like a racehorse
Yeah, on me.

>>38018618
God I want her to piss on me.

>>38017923
Didn't Mori talk about seeing this pic?

>>38018480
Kiara is the wary and savvy video browser (nowadays at least) compared to Mori believing every single thing she's told kek

>>38018731
Her and Gura have both seen it

>>38018740
I love my /x/fag reaper wife

>>38018618
I remember I always reading that "drinks with caffeine don't hydrate" because of that so I actually looked up some studies on it. Apparently the diuretic effect of caffeine doesn't even come close to eliminating enough water to overpower the amount you intake with the average energy drink or coffee, its always a net positive in water intake by a large amount.

>>38017948
I have the Korone Pop Up figure and the Marine Relax Time figure, they both honestly appear to be the same quality. Then again I'm not a figure addict so I can't say for sure. I have no idea why I bought this shit

>>38018740
>send her a video saying Mori Calliope is my wife
>Shows up the next day to my house yo move in with me
All part of the plan

>>38018838
It's just nutritionist propaganda. Not to say that the caffeine industry is doing a good thing, but there are definitely people with their own vested interests in trying to undermine them.

>>38018838
Well yeah the idea that you can drink a large quantity of what is mostly flavored water and somehow not extract any water is retarded on a basic level. If you're drinking an energy drink and it isn't hydrating you, you probably need to go to the ER as you have a serious medical issue.
Obviously plain water, or a sports drink with electrolytes if you've been sweating, is better. But the idea you can drink something and not be hydrated is crazy.

>>38018731
Yes, she was quite shocked when she saw it and said that she'll definitely send it to Gura. Only to say later that Gura already saw it, because of course she did.

>>38018886
Pop ups are only a slight upgrade from decent quality prize figures. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about...so much money put into this hobby, this picture is a bit outdated too.

>>38019005
I believe you figurebeat, jealous of the Ai-chan and GUP stuff.

>>38018923
>>38018927
Caffeine literally biologically stimulates your glands to stop producing a hormone that tells your body to retain water. It's definitely a factor.

>>38018927
Yeah, I was mostly getting at that it's not going to make you go piss much more than drinking the same amount of water.

>>38019005
>>38018886
You'll notice some painted details on the Pop-up Parade, while apart from the face the Relax Time is basically just a few unpainted plastic pieces. Also the sculpt on the PUPs is much nicer IMO, there's almost always something that feels "off" with a prize figure and I don't have that problem with PUPs

>>38013587
It’s likely one of two things holding up it being restored:
1. Mel just had intensive dental work done and is probably laid up/feeling like shit
2. Aside from the FC leak, Mel or her manager may also be reviewing the whole ‘C-man’ part and deciding if it’s bad enough to remove as well.

>>38019196
Yes it will. Caffeine literally makes you retain less of the water you put into your body.

>>38018300
Double-teaming Mori with Kiara
>>38018731
She did. Gura successfully turned Mori into a footfag over these two years and I'm very thankful for it.

>>38019297
If they remove more than the bit where she accidentally kept the stream running that will suck, Mel saying "semen" totally innocently and Mori trying to explain it to her by calling it "human shirako" was GOLD

>>38019196
It's literally a diuretic

vgh bros Mori is so lit frfr

>>38018740
Mori's house is FULL of infomercial crap she bought for easy payments of only $19.95 (plus S&H)!

>>38019518
That's why it's surprising she doesn't have an air fryer. She's the target market

>>38019567
CLEARLY you don't own an air fryer either.

>>38018300
Yes. Second, third, first, in that order.

>>38019297
The first one is likely to be a reason. I had tooth removed five days ago and I still feel like utter shit even though I'm used to it at this point.
>>38019407
This, Mori making the most cursed explanation possible by saying "human shirako" was peak moment.

>>38019589
Nah I actually do and use it quite a bit

>>38019297
I would normally ogey #2 but bloodstained taught me differently

"clearly you don't own an air fryer" is one of my favorite /vt/ memes but which girl was it who said that?

>>38016710
Because it is cheaper to get B side than get Mori Calliope.

>>38019652
Didn't start on /vt/ but I'm pretty sure Reine was the first of the girls to start repping air fryers

>>38019652
Reine

>>38019518
I'm reminded of her buying that "ionic toothbrush" on CHaDcast impulsively and think you may not be far off

>>38019207
Depends on the prize figure, all 3 of these are prize figures and were MUCH cheaper than PUPs. There are some REALLY bad prize figures, I'll post one to this reply.

>>38019930
This monstrosity only cost $3 lol.

Queen of the Sad Boys.

>>38019567
The is legitimately the target though. Air fryers are good for people who live in small apartments like she does.

>>38020138
Everyone should own an air fryer. I live in a house with a full-sized range oven and I still own an air fryer.

It should be a crime to not own an airfryer. The government should run regular inspections to enforce this.
Mori should also get an airfryer sponsorship.

>>38020328
My damaged consoomer brain would buy a Mori-branded air fryer.
Imagine, it'd have a voice pack
>"Hey big man your food's gonna be ready in like 5 minutes"
>"Yo come get your food!"
>"Big ups dude you made some good grub"
etc.

>>38020426
Don't make me go ghost over a fucking air fryer.

DO NOT FUCK THE MORIFRYER

>>38020517
I will fuck Friar Mori

>>38020426
10/10 would buy

Is Kiara overleveled for Iono? I remember Mori had more trouble against her.

>>38020625
Unless you follow a guide you re going to be overleveled for some gyms since its easy to go the wrong way at the start.

I wonder what became of Mori's reconsideration of Yung Lean.
IIRC last time she mentioned him was when she sang a bit of one of his songs during ER and asked chat if they had heard of him.

>>38020625
She is yeah (only by 5 levels I think though)

>>38015725
Mori isn't their oshi, "mori" is.

>>38020579
She is a chaste woman with no care for such things.

>>38017480
>>38017492
Even you yesmen will get tired of her as her content becomes more and more stale.

>>38020426
I use Mori's birthday voice pack as my daily alarm, I really want more Mori voice products
please no BT headphones like suisei's, thoguh

The algorithm randomly served me this, pretty good. High effort MV too.
https://youtu.be/MaAKwP8K1Fc

>>38020625
Mori made dumb plays at the end because she was relaying on Adam and panicked cause ghost type but otherwise there wasnt much trouble

Inner...

>>38019297
They better fucking not delete the C-man part because I wasn't able to watch the stream live and I NEED to see my boy mentioned. Also it probably was hilarious.

>>38021053
It was, and I highly doubt this is an issue, Mel isn't exactly unacquainted with slightly raunchy humor.

>>38021053
I'm honestly amazed the stream wasn't recorded. Clipfags usually are activly recording theri own copies so they can make clips the second the stream is over. Is there a dedicated Mel clip channel?

>>38020969
Need Takomori when she comes back.

>>38021105
Mel is one of the least popular holomem.

>>38020909
Wait, Suisex BT headphones? Where the fuck do I buy these I need Susie's voice instead of the usual shrill announcer.

man, HACHI's singing is just wonderful
she there to pick me up in a Mori-less day

>>38020969
Ina is getting ready to leave, isn't she

>>38020969
what happened?

>>38021275
I’m starting to wonder if being away has made her change her mind.

https://twitter.com/Ci_BGV/status/1597602919473639424
Cute Ci

>>38021256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uvv_gOZyLQ
I don't think you can get them new anymore, looks like $300 from a reseller

>>38021344
I hope she doesn't go. But if she's away for that long and improved her lifestyle, would streaming really be good? That's up to her. I will be really sad whenever any of Myth goes but I also feel they will all stay in touch for a long time after.

>>38021320
Kiara said all of EN recorded something for Christmas, except Ina

>>38021411
I'm seeing a pre-order from a JP site for 21,978 yen. Not TOO bad but still, quite a bit to justify on wireless earbuds when I already have so much high end audio equipment. I wish I could just buy a Suisei voice pack and sideload it on my current BT headphones.

>>38021320
Kiara's thing that may be a website? (I was in and out of the stream so I missed what that was) for Christmas has stuff from everyone but Ina

>>38021488
Huh, I'm not one for rrats, but that's kinda ominous. I hope whatever she does is what makes her the happiest.

>>38021488
>Sana graduates
>Ina graduates
Hololive has got to stop hiring these gacha artists.

>>38021488
>>38021524
thanks, I think jumping to conclusions isnt good, I hope she is recovering well

>>38021472
I mean there’s no real way to know if things have improved. The impression I’m getting is that she’s been logged out of discord and unreachable for a while now.

>>38021649
That's why we just have to respect her privacy and let her give an update when she feels ready. I hope she comes back and feels like she's done what was needed for longterm health.

>>38021505
Ironically the non-Suisei version of the same headphones lets you change the voice via an app, and you can buy additional voices - they just came out with idolm@ster voices. But the only way to get Suisei's voice is the MGO model, and it doesn't work with the app

>>38021747
Yeah, can’t help but think the lack of any kind of update is starting to feel ominous though. If I believed in rrats I could start thinking that’s why Gura has been mia, Ame sings violet a lot, and Mori has been trying to collab more.

>>38021970
I don't see what any of that besides Ame singing violet has to do with Ina?

>>38018983
Heh.

>>38021747
>and feels like she's done what was needed for longterm health
Not gonna happen with her health being what it is. She cannot return without risking her longterm health.

>>38022209
It's people either being concerned and panicking about an offhand statement or rrat peddlers being retarded

>>38022386
I mean I don't think it's a great sign that Ina went from saying she would still be doing collabs during her hiatus, to not being available to record some voice lines (although she did do Fauna's halloween thing)
But we know Mori has more time for collabs now and realized she should take advantage of living in Japan, while Gura's disappeared like, 3-4 times already this year so I really don't get how you could connect those rrats