/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Wait I thought these threads were a meme but people are actually watching them? Literally so many actual good chuubas but you decide to use your time on this. Why?

I'll support Juna.

the grass roots shilling seems to have worked

OJI STATUS?

Pochi Wanmaru is my wife. Yuko Yurei is my other wife.

>>37994562
Is this a ritualpost?

>>37994613
PLEASED

>>37994562
nijichama...

>>37994602
Once again, subtle shilling works better than being a fucking glowie.

I love my wife Kattarina Qutie. Kneel to her for making this current success possible.

Yuko please piss into my mouth

>>37994562
fpbp

I want to watch Rin tongue kissing her brother so bad bros.

>Retards replying
Makes me laugh every time

chuuba for this feel?

>>37994655
>tourist
>numberfag
>tribalfag
lol, lmao even

Retards keep falling for the ritualpost...

>>37994657
Yuko piss into my mouth too, please

>>37994562
They have been steadily improving and if they keep this up they will be on par if not surpass some of the more mainstream popular vtubers and corporations.
Idol corporation proved to be really good at managing their talents I'd like to see what else they will offer in the future

>>37994701
there is no other feel

>>37994622
NOT EVERY FUCKING POST IS THIS GENERAL IS A RITUALPOST

>>37994760
We will one day get to the point where every thread is just an unbroken chain of 500 ritualposts until auto sage then page 10.

>>37994701
all of them

>>37994714
at least it catches the catalog shitposters

nice how every general goes through their complaining about ritual posts phase

So when Yuko getting her own split since she's the clear and obvious stand out superstar of IdolCorp

YUKO PISS INTO MY MOUTH

please just stop embarrassing yourself

>>37994809
Look to /pcg/ for a glimpse of your future. We have ritualposts for every occasion. They don’t even always appear at the start of the thread, sometimes anons just come in and decide the general needs more ritualposts.

The complains about the ritualposts are also ritualposts.

>>37994701
fuyo, fauna, la+, matsuri, reine, pomu, moona, ame, ollie, risu, mori, ina, mumei, iku, kson, gura, baelz, nyanners, veibae, mikeneko, aqua, watame, pippa...

>online

>>37994913
this but unironically, this is fucking silly when we go through threads every two hours

>>37994512
I coulda done one purple, but decided to spread it out over 5 yellows and ended doing 6 to try and make a supa at least funny or something shed appreciate more. Maybe she read one out when I went for a piss or grabbed a beer idk. I could drop multiple reds if I wanted comfortably but that aint me,

>>37994915
Kek

>>37994701
110% of female vtubers and around 80% of male vtubers.

>>37994915
gura is a virgin

>>37994520
Dont keep up regularly with Vtuber shit, i just watch yuko. Why is idol corp hated so much.

What happened to my chill and comfy GFE 2view corpo?
Why are we reddit now? Why are we sucking off nijisanji clippers now? Why are we collabing with males now?
I don't know how many people from 6 months ago are still here, but after this there will be yet one fewer. We fucking carry the company on our backs for half a year and this is how Aviel repays us! I suppose the writing was on the wall when EN was announced and the company's gimmick was instantly abandoned for the sake of numbers. Whatever the case I'm going back to JP. Better to not understand half of what they're saying than to be a mindbroken cuck.

>>37994967
inb4 samefag

>>37994954
she probably missed it out of excitement, at least you made her happy

>>37994967
Is this a ritualpost?

>>37994993
lol
lmao even

>>37994993
Is this a ritualpost?

This is a ritual post

>>37994965
we don't take kindly to liars here, chumbud.

>>37995091
I can't tell what is and isn't a ritualpost anymore.

this scream makes me hard https://files.catbox.moe/2h30o8.mp3

>online

>>37995031
Yuko I'm happy to contribute to you at the end of the day, you make me happy.

So I've seen four of them and... Ghost is ok, had enough of cheeky brats.
The rest? I fucking love them. Pochi is surprisingly fun and unhinged. Rin is autistic enough to be likeable and she loves sharks. And Juna? She's Kronii but BETTER in everything.
I don't know about Fuyo yet, but she seemed quite chill in the Juna's Subnautica chat.

>>37995140
That scream has me.. sweating bullets.

>>37995189
>had enough of cheeky brats
this is the most homosexual thing I have seen posted in /jidf/ and I watched a man jack off here earlier

>>37994889
If you’re curious as to how /pcg/ deals with it, we traditionally derail the thread by talking about whatever random bullshit. I usually picked random digressions on history or philosophy to try to get the conversation away from the usual political garbage that the capippalists would spew. I also gave life advice to an anon once by disguising it as advice on ceremonial magic. So, just a heads up in case tourists make shit weird.
So…anyone want to talk about the Talmud? It’s actually very interesting.

>>37995189
she's pretty chill for a coalburner

>>37995189
Ritual post. Ignore.

>>37994967
Look at the name of the general and consider that /pol/ exists.

>>37995189
>had enough of cheeky brats
this is the most homosexual thing I have seen posted in /jidf/ and I watched a man jack off here earlier

Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Yuko. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the Sopranos, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Yuko to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Yuko, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.

Wait, I thought that was a ritualpost

>>37995046
It will be starting next thread.

Ritual posts ruining the board, can we get splits ffs.

Ritual posts ruining the board, can we get splits ffs.

Hello, I love my yellow wife Juna Unagi.

and I need to go sleep soon, 8am already

>>37995310
prove it with your wallet, else these "feelings" of yours are fake

not a day goes by where Emi doesn't cross my mind

had an event that started the same time as yuko's stream, come back and two minutes after I click on the stream it goes private... archivers please... I'm begging you...

Pochi is very cute
Pochi is very amazing

>>37995440
its halfway uploaded right now, anonfiles is slow as fuck sorry

>>37995440
multiple niggas archived it, don' threat anon.

>>37995474
ill suck your dick right now

>>37995310
Yuko: 11", cut, notably veiny and hard as steel when erect, has high powered cumshots with accuracy of up to 10 feet, but lack of proper hydration causes her loads to become almost sludge-like in their consistency.

Fuyo: 3", uncut, suffers from phimosis and premature ejaculation, absolutely pathetic and will probably cry out of embarrassment and shame after cumming, smells like irish spring tho.

Pochi: 9", knotted, has almost no refractory period and incredibly large testicles that produce a seemingly endless supply of highly virile cum, will turn anyone into a delirious water balloon in her endless pursuit of breeding them.

Rin: 17", cut, disproportionately thin shaft with a huge prominent head, still a bit soft and flexible even when fully erect, takes a long time to cum but becomes debilitatingly sensitive and vulnerable after doing so.

Juna: 13", uncut, absurdly thick with an equally dense bush and a very long and droopy nutsack, exudes an overwhelming aroma of pheromones and possibly smegma, her loads are almost hot enough to burn flesh.

>>37995440
didn't expect her to pull this one but here for now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2bExH8tplE
karaoke soon

Ritualposts after big events are good because they help us make fun of retarded newfags/threadshitters/tourists/catalog readers.
Anyone complaining is one of the above.

Ritualposts after big events are good because they help us make fun of retarded newfags/threadshitters/tourists/catalog readers.
Anyone complaining is one of the above.

That was such a good fucking karaoke, I trust she will be the one to learn duvet.
My supa got read but it just got jasondreams his second happy birthday from heebie so I guess I just helped her in grooming a whale.
She is really great I had fun.

you guys are very funny!

>>37995554
Is this a ritualpost?

>>37995554
Is this a ritualpost?

>>37995140
https://files.catbox.moe/36kpfw.mp3 for me it's this

>>37995519
bit comically long innit

>>37995595
thanks, you're very cute too!

I WILL groom Yuko into singing Utsu-P

That was such a good fucking karaoke, I trust she will be the one to learn duvet.
My supa got read but it just got jasondreams his second happy birthday from heebie so I guess I just helped her in grooming a whale.
She is really great I had fun.

So Yukos voice isn't amazing, but it's of full of soul, enthusiasm and energy, which I think is better than a good singer in a v tuber.

>>37995650
shut up rin let me have this

If I never close the tab, I will never lose this moment.

>>37995595
You are the best.

bros my roomate is jacking off his gf while I'm still in the room watching yuko vods, what the fuck does this make me? is it ok to stay? I'm sick, so I can't leave the room per say

>>37995582
>>37995665
I will contact my jewish lawyers if you don't stop plagiarizing my posts

>>37995721
i think you should jerk off too honestly

>>37995665
Why did you copy my post bro

>>37995721
From my own experience, I'd advise you to ask them if you can watch

>>37994613
There's no way she hasn't seen this meme considering how hard she leans on dadrock.

>emi starts gaining subs rapidly AFTER she graduates
Why people like this.

>>37995245
LIA'S CUTE HANDS SEXXXXXXOO

>>37995798
She clearly read the past few threads where anons where talking about wanting her to sing rock

>>37995755
>>37995772
ok bros they flipped the fucking switch, she's jacking him off now, I think? I hear rubbing noises on jeans, so like she's trying to get him hard I guess, they have a towel draping over the bunk bed to hide their actions but I can hear their every move. Should I accidentally unplug my headphones while playing a yuko scream to interrupt them?

Temporary link
20221129 - nUPnvxeQZ9Q

https://gofile.io/d/iZAxY4

Curious if anyone got a count on the vod views on the karaoke before it got nuked.
Curious how many people stopped by.

>>37995669
Most importantly she makes a lot of cute noises, like sucking her teeth in when thinking or hiccuping when she talks too fast or screaming when excited.

>>37995721
why does your RM's GF have a cock?

>>37995879
just walk out there saluting, they'll never expect it

>>37995884
based

Is there a link to the archive of Yuko's karaoke stream?

anyone know the SC count on the combination of the karaoke + stream before it?

A chuuba as cute and delightful as Gura that has based dad rock music taste, coming out of fuckin nowhere. who'd ever have thought it.

>>37995879
I walked in my rooomate having someone over, can't imagine sitting there hearing them

>>37995721
Just quietly go to sleep and pretend like you were never there.

>>37995892
and she's only slightly embarassed by some of the noises, that's the best part she just seems so free and happy to be hanging out with her bros

>>37995879
i think you should masturbate just outside the towel to establish dominance

>>37995879
Are you pretending to sleep to not interrupt? Just go somewhere else for a while, but don't forget to say "nice dick bro" before leaving. Also leave the Yuko stream on in the part where she's orgasming while saluting

>>37995519
I was about to jerk off thanks for posting this again

>>37995908
That's what zoomer college students are like now you boomer grandpa.

>>37995798
She said she wanted to sing Sweating Bullets on her debut stream.

>>37995908
>>37995910
>>37995943
>>37995945
>>37995965
bros this isn't helping, he's whispering stuff into her ear now? Idk why the fuck he's doing it here when they could obviously just go to his gf's place instead, since her roomate is almost always never there. You guys clearly don't understand the predicament I'm in. This has been going on for the past 29 minutes, and I'm too embarassed to confront their stupid horniness

>>37995245
>>37995286
I like how the one actual jew here is constantly butthurt about the heckin racists.

>>37995950
To some degree she also acknowledged she is uncanny, like an AI designed to combine the best parts of Gura and Amelia.

And apparently she's also "from the country', like Mumei and Gura and Pippa and Shiki. All the girls that incline rapidly are "from the country". I've never met so many hicks before I started watching EN vtubers.

>>37996031
I'd honestly knock over something on accident just to let them know you're there

>They keep falling for it

>>37996031
Just leave the room dude, try to act like you just woke up with a huge yawn. They will get the hint.

>>37995965
>the part where she's orgasming while saluting
Timestamp or soundclip? Was it during the supa reading?

>>37996031
The semester is almost over. Maybe request a roomchange for the next one kek.

t. got put in the fancy campus apartments multiple years at a time.

>>37995892
She's perfect, like Gura, but where is Gura?

>>37996031
If you're a sexy overseas guy, they're trying to tempt you to join them. Whatever hole's pointed at you, address it.

>>37996082
Near the end, somewhere in the last 3 minutes.

base64 since spam filter hates me
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>>37995884
son of a bitch, beat me to it

>>37996124
I told him this before, he doesn't seem inclined to believe. But yeah this is the most likely assumption, since they're jerking off for half an hour.

>>37996070
a shitpost/copypasta that you haven't seen before is just a funny story

>>37996062
>>37996079
>>37996106
>>37996124
oh they KNOW I'm here. I never left the room. I'm literally 3 meters/ 9ish feet away from them and I'm coughing like a motherfucker, and they're still going at it. They're not havin sex, they're just, like, trying to edge eachother? I think they're exhibitionists secretly, honestly, the door to the hallway is open and everything. BAHHHH HE JUST WHISPER-YELPED "ouch stop stop" LIKE THE ZIPPER ON HIS JEANS CAUGHT HIS PENIS also this isn't a room you can just change, here at this campus all the rooms are stocked up

>>37996127
I still appreciate you

>>37996204
threeway?

>>37996204
Ask to watch you coward. You think they're not hearing you furiously typing on 4chan? If you're not going to do anything at least record them for us

Idc about this college anons shit and wish he'd stfu.

>>37995520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QcQwqn4FyA

>>37996109
With Watame.

>>37995286
What's wrong with Polka?

>>37996127
Hey, more vods links is better, isn't right?

>>37996329
On what basis?

>>37996288
He probably should have made a decision 30 minutes ago.

>>37995884
>>37996127
>>37996298
thank you guys you are all so cool

>>37996379
The Singapore panel

>>37996379
Watame said she was with her and Mori in her stream.

>>37996438
so that's why we haven't got streams for over 2 weeks? Fucking lame

>>37996236
>>37996282
they're not your average couple, they're both virgins. They aren't trying to have a threesome, they're only into plutonic and serious relationship stuff even though they've been dating for 1 month, I'm not making shit up. I think they've stopped, because now they're just whispering to each other about their feelings and such, but yeah, no, they hear me typing just as much as I heard them fapping. Also, no, I won't join them, they aren't my type.

>>37995245
>hey kid wanna talk about kabbalah :^)

>>37996452
well we better get some off stream collabs or some kino shit out of this or fuck that shit

>>37996031
Take all your clothes and walk in front of them fully naked.
Worst case scenario you play it off as a joke, best case you fuck his GF in front of him

>>37996529
We won't Gura already said that.
But this is jidf please go save ggg with actual discussion.
They haven't had any in a month

>>37996582
Well looks like Yuko's my new oshii then, tf the point having an oshii that streams one week a month.

Here's Sweating Bullets as an mp3 if anyone wants it.
https://files.catbox.moe/tsy9j3.mp3

>>37996567
that's just a title IX waiting to happen. Anyways, I suppose it all worked out in the end. I'm definitely gonna make fun of them about this later though. I shoulda recorded the audio tho, honestly.

>>37996490
If they stopped make it clear to them you're awake, at the very least so they won't continue.
By the way threesomes are great, especially if it's cuckolding style threesome, nothing better than fucking a guy's wife then making her husband/boyfriend suck you off to clean your dick and drink your cum inside her. This is why Fuyo is my oshi.

>>37996658
Do you have Fly Me to the Moon?

>>37996498
based cunnyrex enjoyer

>>37996858
I haven't done any others yet, but I might. Just wanted Sweating Bullets to blast in the car lol.

This thread gone slow af

>>37996900
I am on standby

https://streamable.com/xzlnzt

Shark hoodie

>>37996999
As is tradition

>>37997089
Fine, there ya go bud.
https://files.catbox.moe/rqggop.mp3

>>37996999
Good.

>>37997186
excellent thanks

>>37996999
I am become sleep
Destroyer of freshly made beds

>>37997164
holy shit she's so cute when she's embarrassed

>>37997164
>Calls Gura her wife
Holy based....

Hope you guys won't get hard before sleeping

>>37997422
I will get hard before, during, and after sleeping, and there is nothing you can do about it.

it's ok katta

So how were todays streams?
any vods really worth watching?

>>37997958
fuyo was cute, she was constantly scared of the game and wanted to quit

>>37997958
Well I mean, the one linked in the thread for starters. That will go down in Idol history.

>>37997958
scroll up for yuko karaoke vods
the streams were pretty nice though from all the girls

>>37997164
>unbound love for cunny breaks kayfabe
i love this bratty ghost

>>37998077
I wanted to see more of Pochi playing Hitman 2 but she forgot to download the stupid game... on the plus side her zatsudan is pretty good

>>37995650
There are some pretty long ritualposts out there on this board. They tend not to be posted every time, but they’ll show up here and there.

>>37995757
It’s happened to me several times already. I just quietly accept it as a sign to be less autistic and lay low.

>>37996651
Exactly. Welcome to the tribe, brother.

>>37998046
It *may* go down in /vt/ history. If (BIG if) Gura finally reclines, people on this board will probably talk about the karaoke stream as the moment Gura’s paypigs began defecting. The birthday superchat is just too big to ignore.

>>37998929
Bit wishful there bud, sure some of the more hardcore fans have had enough and moved on from Gura, but she still has a massive normie fanbase. Yuko won't be "dethroning" her anytime soon. She is doing great in her own right though.

Guys, is it true that Yuko said she was rejected by NijiEn?

Normally post about Yuko piss but karaoke was so fun i love her.

she's still thinking about you

https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1597479985509715969

>>37999013
Nah, I don’t think it will be Yuko alone. Just that it might be the first domino. Kind of like that scene from 300 where Leonora’s throws that spear and it grazes Xerxes’ cheek. Not as a killing blow, but as proof to all the other small corpos that HoloEN is vulnerable.
I don’t actually want Yuko to be the Gura killer, because I want her to be herself (which has similarities to Gura, but is definitely not her). I just want to be able to talk about Idol, Phase, and other small corpos outside of the generals and not get shat on for being a shill. Because if you prefer small corpos over Holo and Niji, you just HAVE to be a shill…

>>37999555
Don't listen to the siren's calls, gentlemen....

>>37999607
You care too much what 4chan thinks. Like what you like, who gives a fuck what retards on this site think.

>>37999555
she's got us wrapped around her little fingie

>>37999109
wouldn't be suprised last wave was people who had channels with 100k subs (even if its dead subs) minimum before

>>37999623
I believe her. Because it’s easy to imagine that it was as fun for her to do as it was for us to watch. Even if this profession is filled with people who want to get rich quick, remember that vtubing (and streaming) only became a thing because some people *want* to perform live over the internet.

I'm in love with Yuko. I have never experienced something like this for a vtuber.

she's got us by the balls

>>37999607
If anything it is an indicator that the Vtuber industry can grow bigger than the niche that Hololive established itself on early in its history. There are a lot of unmet markets that are ignored by most corpos and indie chuubas alike, who still have to be discovered.
Also,
>>37999649

>>37999681
Oh, I did not mean it as a jab towards her in specific.
By making a metaphorical comparison to the call of a siren, who would traditionally lead sailors to their doom in the high seas, I instead was trying to leave a playful reminder to the other anonymous folk in this public forum to not let your affection towards her grow into an parasocial relationship, obsession, yada yada; I must apologize for any misinterpretation that may have ocurred from my plebeian humor.

>>37999555
i like egg, tho

The more I listen to Yuko's karaoke, the more I am loving her voice and energy. She is actually having FUN and making me enjoy her performance. I'm legitimately excited to see how high her star can go.

Oh, damn I just checked the sub counts of the EN gen and they're way higher than HE's. How come? I thought it would take a bit for them to catch up.

>>38000307
literally just the EN buff, people are always more inclined to watch EN than any other branding, regardless of what the talents actually speak

>>38000307
the english speaking market is bigger

>>38000343
That makes sense since most people never check things.

>>38000343
i wouldn't say "just" the EN buff, obviously that's a factor, but they've also scouted a bunch of very talented and charismatic girls and put plenty of money into them. they wouldn't be doing this well on EN buff alone or other corpos would be on the same level.

>>37999894
>plebeian
I assure you, anon, your problem was the exact opposite. It was way too patrician for a board where we’ve all gotten used to assuming the subtlety of a brick bat from any anon’s posts.

>>38000307
They have been steadily improving and if they keep this up they will be on par if not surpass some of the more mainstream popular vtubers and corporations.
Idol corporation proved to be really good at managing their talents I'd like to see what else they will offer in the future

>>38000307
>>38000343
Not quite just that. HE’s debuts were scuffed and they didn’t stream in English at the time. Aviel thought Israel’s like Indonesia, where people seethe if you stream in EN. Except…Israel fucking participates in Eurovision and is rich enough to have VCs fund his crazy ass, everyone there is fine with English.
EN will probably help out the HE branch, and the HE girls are already inclining. It’ll probably take awhile though. If he’s planning on debuting new gens of girls focusing on a particular language (but who probably mostly or all know English), it might be because he wants to dissociate “non-EN” with “doesn’t stream in English”.

>>37995650
There's nothing comical about your 17", Rin.

>>38000307
I'm more impressed that this no-name corpo with a largely unnoticed gen 1 managed to shoot past every other small corpo with just one wave of debuts. Even Phase gen 2 didn't get the same debut numbers.

>>37995885
There were something like 5600 votes on the first poll for whatever that's worth.

is there a list of the songs that yuko sang?

>>38001105
All the girls in this gen are actually pretty good. There's no duds.

>>37996043
I'm not Jewish and only one of those posts is mine.

>>37996047
>All the girls that incline rapidly are "from the country"
They're meeting a demand that city slickers otherwise can't fulfill.

>>37996126
>

>>38000861
Also weren't HE's debut still in the era of youtube where it would repeatedly kill a new corpo channel's sub count every day because it thought they were botted? I know that shit took the wind out of a lot of sails everywhere.

>>37996043
>>38001213
I’m not Jewish either, and the other post is mine. Jfc, the “wanna talk about the Talmud?” thing was a *joke*.

>>38001702
>new corpo
This even happened to HoloCouncil.

>>38001213
>>38001851
I will contact my jewish lawyers if you don't stop plagiarizing my posts

Every time I read HE I think of Lankey Kong

>>38002128
What are your thoughts on the rabbis visiting the pardes, then?

I think courting a Jewish girl could be fun

>>38002792
Wow i was thinking the exact same thing! :D

>>38002975
Nice.

>>37994965
Imagine having the longest nose in the jew thread . . .

Watching the Karaoke VOD.
Her squirms, the timing and the way she squeals, makes me think of those vibrators you connect to the music you listen to.

>>37999109
Yes. She was rejected by fucking MyHoloTV.

>>38003218
What makes you think that? I do not have extra points in my Perception stat, so I have no idea how a person with a vibrator would act.

>>38002792
Me three. I wouldn't mind race-mixing with ashkenazi.

>>38003218
i think u watch too much porn

>>38003218
It's just adhd, but if that gets you off then believe what you want I guess.

>>37999674
Yeah that was a number hire gen and it got them 5 people who were boring and of those 5 only 2 are improving over time.
So the result was, 1 funny guy, 1 guy that's learning but still not that entertaining and the Fujo that keeps streaming for long ass times and 3 boring fucks.

>>38003273
That's because Malaysia doesn't like Jews

>>38003218
I think she just gets overwhelmed by the excitement and the attention

>>38003273
Is it just because of her rm activities? They’re not even that bad. They’re hardly any worse than what Pippa does, and even Pippa isn’t *that* bad (she just attracts some of the worst tourists).
I’d argue that a lot of the problems with other corpos (especially Cover) is being overly cautious with this sort of thing. Or maybe they just found people who they thought fit better for the gens they were putting together. Idk it still beats me.

>>38003477
MyHoloTV will be seething about now if they actually turned her down.

Yuko would probably get bored mid-sex and change positions every minute, then when she nears orgasm would ride you so hard your dick would rip and tear.

>>38003477

>>38003420
I think NijiEN’s strategy was to get normalfags to watch vtubers. Except in the west people who want to watch normalfag shit watch…fleshtubers. Anime is normalized enough in Japan that it can work, definitely not here in the west.
Either way, Yuko certainly dodged a bullet. She would have brought something unique there, and who knows how quickly it would have gotten squished.

>>38003394
>>38003424
>It's just adhd and excitement
That will do it yeah. The post was more for putting the image into the mind of the boo bros than for myself. I like a good rrat.

>>38003374
I only watch israeli once in a blue moon.

Memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QeY30MhwCQ

>>38003339
Just go with it, the more it is repeated, the truer it gets.

did Yuko read her SC?

>>38004120
Yes.

>>37999623
Too late rowing at full speed.

I can't wait to watch my wife suffer at jump king tomorrow after her celebration stream.

>>38004120
‘Course. And it was kino because of our boy Jason.

>>38004698
Jason has unlimited money to throw at whatever he wants lmao

U-UOOOOHHHHHH

Why can EN use instrumentals in their karaokes while HE can't?

audio autist here, seems like Yuko's mic latency issue was fixed for the karaoke, i kneel.

>>38005307
Unarchived

Page 5 Idol is dead

>>38005307
stream reps, especially the lily stream where she said she can use instrumentals now but have to be unarchived

>kid: mom can I have a gura
>mom: we already have gura at home
>gura at home

so /jidf/ will keep its name?

>>38007438
Why wouldn't it?

>>38007438
We should call it /jidfy/lube for the horny bros

So what's the end game for idolEN? Overthrow Hololive? Win the market race for South America (there's a massive weeb culture there, it's just that no corporations care about it)? Expand into Asia?

>>38007513
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world!

>>38007513
complete domination of the holy land

>>37995844
Like a true artist, you only really become a legend, when you die.

stop tryna to say that Yuko is a Gura replacement. Comparing the chuuba to Gura only spells doom for the chuuba.

>>38007655
emi is a gura killer

>>38007665
i hate you

>>38007655
Baitfags can't help themselves. Just be happy people are talking about her.

>jwu
How did Yuko do?

>>38007534
>>38007559
Let's look at all the strategic possibilities here. EN is already reaching two big markets, Europe and North America. In Europe Idol will probably become quite significant for being an early pioneer and because of current euro chuuba scarcity. Yuko is doing pretty well for North American times. If a small corpo wants a success like Idol had, the only real untapped market is South America, and it seems like Niji and Holo are dropping hints of trying to expand there, with spanish translations at least. So the next corpo chuuba race for talent poaching will probably be in South America. Without being native to Japan, Idol would probably have a hard time with a JP branch. Also cultural and language barriers would make that extra hard for a foreign company to breach into. Same for SEA where Niji has a decent stranglehold on.
What are your takes on chuuba geopolitics?

>>38007679
don't you remember the autosage on debuts when op had gura killer in name

>>38007777
She was very cute and funny

since thread is slow:
what do newfriends think of each hebrew chuuba?

>>38008041
I don't.

>>38008041
Something about Katta's voice triggers something primal inside of me.
Neo is very wholesome, and seems to interact a lot with chat.
I still need to watch Nikki and Lily.
Emi /who/?

>>38008041
https://streamable.com/liwcyq

katta is funny

>>38008041
I have only watched Katta, She is pretty entertaining. I want to watch her live, even if she overlaps with Fuyo/Rin

>>38008041
I think Katta is genuinely crazy and I want to convert to Judaism then breed her, make over a dozen children that have dual-citizenship who all either open bakeries in America or become investment bankers. Katta will support me with her jewba bucks while I spend all day at home studying Torah. The other girls are fine too.

>>38008041
I believe in the Katta incline. She just needs to get her shit together.

>>38008269
>She just needs to get her shit together.
She'll never incline...

>>38008269
She will never reach 100 viewers without a raid.

>>38007807
I like when yuko talks about piss

>>38008331
>katta collab with yuko
>it's the most kino thing on the face of the planet
>katta becomes a 5view overnight
I believe

>>38008361
3view is actually possible with some collabs.

>>38008397
She is the fastest growing hebrew after the EN debut, so I agree. She has some real potential if given time to shine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRZnXWfYkKk

Yuko's such a squealer.

https://twitter.com/RinPenrose/status/1597554436045672449

If Yuko and I have the same wife, does that make her my wife as well?

>>38009104
Squealer did nothing wrong

>>38009271
No, it makes you their wife (male).

I want Yuko to exclaim "Oh baby, a triple!" after getting a consecutive killstreak
Am I weird?

>>38009347
That would be so fucking cute

>>38009313
Is that why my wife called me submissive and breedable?

>>38009448
Unfortunately I have no way of knowing how breedable you are to confirm that anon

>>37994520
leprecun uooo

>>38009235
It's 11:30, you damn NEET

EN is dropping fast it was good not to redirect to HE. 2viewer in a month

>>38009640
No, she's just have an upper class lifestyle.
>Getting up at 10-11 o'clock in the morning, Joseph Vissarionovich had breakfast, worked for some time with documents, solved some questions by phone. And only after lunch he went to his Kremlin office, where he received people. Supposing by the records in the book of receptions, the day of the leader was visited by 5-6 to 20 or more people. Stalin's working day ended after midnight. After a short rest-often watching a film and talking with colleagues, the head of the USSR returned to the countryside in Kuntsevo. He went to bed at 3-4 in the morning after a hearty dinner and in bed, he used to read something from his personal library.

>>38009852
Based patrician grindset lifehack redpilled girlboss chad prince (female)

>>38009815
Can you say that in English again?

>>38010024
>calling out an ESL in an Israeli corp thread
Anons were mad that IdolEN didn't redirect to HE. EN is bleeding (losing) numbers fast. In a month they will be on the same level as HE.

>>38009815
Fuyo, Rin and Yuko are inclining though

>>38010024

>>38009815
>dropping fast
>yuko at 1800 views yesterday
>rin 1k

ogey

4views idol is dead

>not even 1900

>cant even reach 6view anymore
idol is dead

can someone summarize yuko's streams yesterday in 100 words or more

>>38011565
Yuko stream. Yuko make cunny squeals and funny Gura noises. Chumbuds give money to Yuko. Yuko sing old boomer rock music. Chumbuds give even more money to Yuko. Yuko happy.

>>38011565
Her membership is called memberwisp and she talked about doing asmr for members

predictions who will get the most superchat?

>>38011888
I remember that promise from bizarro Yuko.

>>38011929
Me.

the juna model artist was charging 12k for non commercial use, they probably paid even more to retain all rights. read that artist TOS its insane lmao

>>38011968
Sadly even if she does do it there's a high chance it'll just be meme ASMR.

>>38011565
piss piss cunny brat boomer rock piss cunny energy drink cunny uoh cute sonic gura piss cunny piss cute and funny (cunny) correction soul cute shekels pissy piss cunny akasupas aviel rejoice gura cute country roads funny metal piss nijisanji leech PISS numbers siren squeals C
U
T
E and funny whale stolen brat saved idol piss rock CDs cute fun(ny) she knows exactly what she's doing cute piss monkey noises memberwisp more like memberpiss high energy cute soul big number idol piss domination blue brat cunny strong correction piss piss piss timeloops CUTE AND FUNNY piss piSS PISS PISS PIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>38012308
Fuyo made this post

>>38012308
Perfect.

a few days ago I noticed that some girls from EN have their location set to USA, while some have it to Israel
now they all have their location set to Israel
perfect SEA repellent

>>38012308
Accurate

>>38011022
Oh no Unarchived Karaoke screws the # how could anyone see that coming

>>38012669
These threads have proven that SEA has no problems watching them.

>>38011929
Lily.
Yuko with 1800 viewers couldn't even match Lily with less than 50 viewers for her 6 month anniversary stream. Its a shame that Lily's VOD is gone for copyright.

>>38012669
Only means that they have different managers who handle their accounts and someone didn't start up their proxy

>>38012669
Are you not seeing the same SEA numberfags? Teach me your ways

>>38012841
Proof of the numbers?

Chances Pochi yells tabarnak when playing Jump King?

So I want to support the cute ghost girl but I don't want to give more money to Israel than is already given from my taxes, what do?

>>38013853
stop paying taxes

>>38013889
I don't see how that would support Yuko

>>38013908
use your tax money to support yuko instead, you'll be giving less money to israel and supporting yuko

>>38013853
if there is a corpo that deserves their cut its idol

>>38013964
Why?

>>38013972
They support their talents the most. It's one of their big marketing points.

AAAAAAAA WHERE IS KATTA WHY IS SHE NOT STREAMING YET?????

>>38013972
https://twitter.com/AvielBasin/status/1596965985294352384

>>38014029
>>38014046
Alright but I am extremely antisemitic, I just like the autistic ghost child because my oshi has decided streaming is no longer a part of her obligation as a vtuber, I am very conflicted.

>>38014092
gura is a jew retard

>>38014158
No she's just malnourished

>>38014158
She watched the entirety of that Adam Sandler kike Christmas movie and understood none of the Jewish cultural references

How are we celebrating Hanukkah this year?

>>38014365
Busting fat nuts to loli porn

>>38003514
Just imagine the collabs with Woozie tho.

>>38007559
Those Palestinian chuuba companies won't even know what hit 'em amirite.

Morning jewbros

>>38014787
Shalom

>>38014820
Sorry I don't speak Korean but I'm happy to see Katta is going to adopt a cat today.
Should I pick up new world so I can support the Burger Queen?

AAAAAAA KATTA BRING THE CAT HOME ALREDY I MISS YOU!!!!

>>38012258
You mean, the best kind.

So which EN is an actual jew?

>>38014930
me

>>38014930
Literally none of them

>>38014222
Proves nothing, considering she's also an American and doesn't understand how American coins work.

Yuko sucks at singing and her song choices suck.

>>38015001
Well it's more proof than you have to the contrary

my friends ridiculed me for sending them yuko karaoke

Yuko sucks my cock and her cock sucking methods suck good

>>38015051
you deserve it. I don't know what I would send someone to sell her. She doesn't have anything standout yet.

>>38015019
>>38015051
>>38015085
SEA cooldown posting

>>38015043
That shnoz tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOuipo25J3w Nikki in an hour and a half

ignore obvious bait, don't give him (you)

>>38015015
Nice

I ridicule my IdolEN-only friends that started watching a week ago.

>>37994562
HE is a meme, everyone here is only for EN

Sucking on Juna's fat tiddies while Yuko slurps my cock

>>38015224
Is this a ritual post?

>>38015224
Is this a ritual post?

HE is a meme, everyone here is only for EN

>>38007513
Latam right now is Wactor and a few independent vtubers territory... they would need someone pretty fucking good to attract that market attention.

>>38015319
Yea Idol SP would be great if they can find people who aren't living in literal mud hits who can actually stream and speak English

>>38015294
This but unironically.

>>38015294
This but unironically.

>>38007513
>Expand into Asia?
Pointless, the market is already oversaturated over there

>>38015294
This but unironically
ok but really should I get new world to play with Katta?

>>38015437
Sure, it will be fun.

>>38015358
they should force fuyu to stream in portuguese to attract the brazil audience

>>38015358
multilingual would be better but for that you're need to clone Hana Yomeguri... that girl is a monster, she knows 5 languages... I don't think there is yet another girl well versed into meme culture, gamer and so likeable on top of it all.

My only complain in about Wactor and some of the independents is that they relay too much on their meme reviews and user summited content that more often than not can violate copyrights.