/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i hope someone got the big fat lips line

>>37995303
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

suntare…

>>37995303
H-hot

>>37995303
/MANS/ 戒律
>1./stars/と合併しないの?
汝、隣人の議論を覆すなかれ。
>2.ホロライブとコラボしてほしい?
余計なお世話。
>3.にじさんじとコラボしてほしい?
余計なお世話。
>4.男子の数字は見た?
余計なお世話。
>5.カタログが言っていることを見た?
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を無駄にするなかれ。
>6.荒らしがおまえらの兄弟をバカにしてるぞ!
汝、彼らの汚い言葉で時間を無駄にするなかれ。
>7.おい、ホロライブ/にじさんじから何を聞いたと思う?
汝の言葉はこの聖堂にふさわしくない。
>8.お前ら、スレを分け……
汝、するなかれ。

よって、このスレを神聖化することを宣言する。

AXEL LOVE

I will take Vesper's two weeks pent up load.

FAT FUCK

Kneel.

ALTARE LOVE

>>37995518
Leader no, you'll kill him

FAT
FUCK

>>37995518
magni if you do that again it will really fuck up your back

>>37995562
Cute lemontareee

>>37995518
axel, there's a weight limit on planes...

>>37995562
I'll never kneel before you

>>37995627
Forget his back, he won't be able to walk at all, period.

>>37995518
5h member of tempus no that's not allowed

I want to get raped by leader!

>>37995726
baldling...

>>37995741
>5h

Magni is contemplating about Japan trip

>>37995433
アーメン

>>37995806
Not balding anymore

>>37995741
cinco horas...

>>37995838
His back will end up a lot more fucked up if he does decide to go

>>37995874
Blendtare...

>>37995433
アーメン

>>37996132
No Rio please be gentle with our babygirl...

>>37996231

wtf is this boss

>>37996496
someone's fetish

Nice kids game Nintendo

>foreskin stretching simulator

MAGNI IS DEAD

https://twitter.com/Raggumba/status/1597420079318458368

>>37996806
Ragus fucking dies

>>37996806
Whoa whoa this is the redemption after that art?
That's a big spoiler lmao

>>37996333

Magni seems way better at sms than the other holos. I hope he streams this again.

>>37996889
>big spoiler
Code Geass is 16 years old.

>>37997008
He is, but that's not a high bar.
I'm not sure Rikka and Shien play 3D Mario, because these two are miles better in platformings.

>>37997101
you shut your mouth
it only aired a few years ago...

>typical officials, never wanting to get the blame
YAB

Magni couldn't beat the first level of Yoshi's Story as a kid.

>>37997175
It's time to accept we are old already anonchama.

Magni is extra cute this stream

>>37997482
GO FUCK YOURSELF, I'M FOREVER 16

>>37997482
i mean i think of nowa as an older brother more than a father
probably should've clicked sooner

>>37997537
Nana Abe hands typed this post

>>37997507
hes soooo cute i wish he was real

wait he's already in the pachinko game?

>>37989170
Can I get an uncensored version?

>I'm so good at video games
dyrbi Magni

magni...

Yeah I knew that was gonna happen.

Comedy gold

>>37997895
kek

Fucking KEK Magni

All it took was one superchat to make him lose with comedic timing.

>0 lives left

Hubris, Mag
Hubris.

Nice try Magni, but nothing will ever beat this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsL_gP79Zko

Holy shit I forgot about the chuckster level

Magni why're you so dumb

HE DID IT

Why is Mario trying to rescue Peach again?
She always seems fine, and it's not like he's a royal guard or something.

DAISYBROS WE'RE IN

I think Magni AND his chat are in need of correction.

>>37998888
he's a simp

>>37999219
nooooo please, we're just little guys, it's our birthday

how long until vesper is back
please
i need it

>>37998888
peach is mario's oshi
would you not do the same for yours?

Why is he playing for three hours? Isn't his back injured?

>>37999313
he's gone anon, you have to let him go

>>37999343
He said on Twitter that using a controller is more comfortable.

>>37999313
5 days

>>37999343
He got a new chair where he can recline so it puts less stress on his back and he can last longer

>>37999343
He's playing using a controller. He said it on his tweet that he'll play games that use controllers instead of good ol' mouse and keyboard. It's better for his posture apparently.

>>37999313
Three more days…
I can't…

>>37999378
>>37999401
>>37999404
I see. Thanks for clarification. Cheers.

>>37999313
I NEED HIM BACK

chat isn't real...

What is this scenario

>>37999533
We are just Old Man Magni's Alzheimer-induced hallucinations

TEMPUS WAS NEVER REAL

>>37999557
i believe this rrat

>Magni's new setup

>>37999589
cute~

>>37999589
where's the mole dammit

>>37999589
hayai! cute chair! cute slippers!

>>37999589
I'm the left magmite

>Nearly at the 3 hour mark
Magni no! Your back can't take it!

>>37995303
Kek this fucking image, so cursed

>>38000058
Don't forget to click on it

I think magni needs a break

>>38000171

he loves us...?

HE LOVES US

Why is my oshi so fucking cute and goofy and bad at video games

how we doing vesties?

>>38000381
watching magni

>>38000381
all cried out

>>38000381
At first I missed him all the time, now I'm slowly coming to forget him. by the time he returns who knows

That would really cool

>>38000117
Went from cursed to nightmare fuel o_o

I know nothing about blender other than that it makes pretty good porn

Blender stream when

>>38000381
still sad. watching magni, considering dropping my first akasupa ever on vesper when he returns. I hope he's doing alright

>>38000381
I miss vesper
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'm surprised how well he's doing all things considered

>>38000590
Yeah that's my plan

>>38000641
I would do unspeakable things to egirl magni

>>38000641
sometimes the adult can handle the game made for children

Magni should play overwatch again

>>38000381
im doing squats everytime i get really sad about him and when my arm starts to tingle
my legs are very sore

>>38000590
I miss him so much.

>>38000822
>holopro loses their overwatch perms
>he gets suspended
would be worth it

>I have really sweaty hands

>>38000827
>do squats instead of doomposting
thanks anon for the idea

>>38000913
pin this post

>>38000827
absolutely based
i respect you anon

>>38000894
Romantic sweaty handholding with Magni!

>>38000913
i want to have an ass nowa oji can be proud of as well

magni...

Is snail serum really a thing

Snail serum is actually cracked

>>38000381
I can't. my gifted membership will probably expire before the next Members only…

Magni has to stop moaning

>>38001457
Never!

magni has DEMENTIA

Magni is on the pill....

>"I think I took that pill"
Said every baby trapping bitch ever

>>38001457
you WILL get hot and bothered to the sound of him moaning and panting on stream and you WILL NOT avoid the shame

>>38001614
Kek I haven't seen this one before

>everyone in chat starts meantioning how they need to take their meds
We really are the most mentally ill fanbase huh

>>38001723
Gott straffe Amerika

>>38001723
We are the fanbase most self aware of that fact

>>38001719
heh, I get a lot of use out of it
someone here made it ages ago
here's the blank template

>healthy magni
scary...

I have it on good authority that Magni streams naked and moans whenever a cool breeze crosses his body

>What if I stop being funny?
>Chat: Like Altare?
Alright....

>miraculous ladybug and cat noir
He thrists after the latex blondie

Magni :(

I'm convinced now that Vesper did indeed fold him like a pretzel while plowing his bussy

>>38002005
he already had sex with a noir

>>38002142

it's "magni has lost his mind until he finishes his stream" time

>>38002180
Fucking kek

my schizo oshi...

>>38002131
Just now?

Man....

>>38002258
Almond has japanese fans?

>>38002269
I was giving the benefit of the doubt and was on the mountain biking accident camp

I really thought he was leading that scenario into Sonic the fucking Hedgehog waking him up.

>>38002258
ToT

magni died again

>>38002131
Elborate

His back saved us from a yab

>>38002319
>...
>Maaagniii- hey Dez! It's me, Sonic!

>>38002131
>>38002269
>Vesper in timeout and gone quiet
>Magni streaming and makes a silly joke
>can hear vesper laugh in the other room

I love my menhera oshi!

>>38002479
I'm surprised he was able to stream for 4 hours. Makes me hopeful that the injury isn't permanent.

given that elysium is, or at least apart of, the result of humanity deciding to exist digitally, i've always thought tempus was a result of an uploaded intelligence experiment, where human beings brains are scanned into digital consciences. though the process of the "upload" would be physically grueling. idk if anyone has seen the recent animated series Pantheon, but basically that

>>38002479
magni love! hope he recovers faster!

I really don't think he should've streamed that long

>>38002396
I was hoping that maybe vesper could have visited him while in timeout but prolly not :(

at least he's coming back soon ;v;

>>38001687
Always have been <3

>>38002592
if his posture during the stream mirrors his posture watching netflix all day he should be okay

>>38002531
let's pray that this does not make the injury worse, but it does sound good with all the care he tries to do with like not using mouse and keyboard to lean back into the chair while playing, getting a new better chair etc

>>38002661
It probably wasn't considering how he talked about craning his neck to see on the monitor

Impossible... Magni Dezmond streamed for 3 hours? Unacceptable.

What's this magni injury I keep hearing about
haven't been keeping up

>>38001928
>giving naked Magni a handjob while fingering his ass on stream
>he can moan and scream as loud as he wants and everyone will think he's just being silly and goofy as usual

>>38003080
No joke may have been in a car accident. Something happened irl that hurt his back and arm fairly bad and he can probably never dance the same again and he currently can't sit in certain ways for long periods of time

Axel fuck IRyS off-stream

>>38003291
he's not in Japan and neither is she

Altare is actually the true babygirl of Tempus

>>38003345
Discord sex count

>>38003356
True

>>38003418

>>38003356
Babygirl Altare... ToT

>>38003476

>>38003356
with his jobbing and bloodlust... you're right...

>>38003356
won't believe until i see him in the babygirl meme pose

>>38003356
altare is a babyboy (in a DDLG way)

>>38003356
that would be magni

Drawanons... onegai... art of Axel gently cupping Magni's head...

>>38003356
I've been saying this since people starting calling Magni a babygirl. They don't know what it actually means

I wish I was the ugly bastard ojisan that Altare is going to let kiss and grope him to fill the Vesper-shaped hole in his heart…

>>38003912
what does it actually mean and why is altare one over magni

>>38003912
neither would count in actuality

>>38002258
This is so cute,Artist pls

>>38003970
bad man that becomes soft for one man/dom woman

>>38003970
Dangerous pretty boy top that everyone wants to top.

>>38003864
he is both in a way he isn't bottoming in a ddlg situation though

>>38003356
idk what that means but I'll call him a babygirl

>>38004579
>>38004305

>>38003926
The rape would be so delicious ah ah ah ah

>>38003970
honestly thinking about it there is no definite answer to what a babygirl is

>>38004305
>>38004323
>>that one Subnautica stream
>it describes endearing adult men who are also pathetic
>>urban dictionary
>A fictional man who a tumblr user likes a lot. Similar to a blorbo or a poor little meow meow. Ex. "wow this guy from my shows is so pathetic. I love him. Come here babygirl."

Why is every definition I find different from the next? Does anyone even know what a babygirl is?

>>38003356
Correct
https://twitter.com/maryswraith/status/1588534533611171841

>>38004771
No.

>>38004771
There's kind of 2 going around. The one you got there is for real people, the other about dangerous dudes is more for fictional characters.

I want more bloody altare...

>>38004860
the 'degrading babygirl' and the 'ironic babygirl' are both used on fictional characters anon
it's honestly fun being introduced to a new babygirl and trying to figure out which one they are from first impressions

>>38004860
Ok, I was about to theorize that the "guy someone on Tumblr likes a lot" was probably the only common thread, and whether he's pathetic or dangerous or whatever just depends on what type of guys they're into and how uwu they act about him. And maybe the dangerous connotation just comes from the fact that many Tumblr users are into "Tumblr sexymen"...?

The babygirl bit was a mistake

>>38005157
Tumblr was a mistake.

https://files.catbox.moe/a40ub3.mp3

>>38005157
I thought it would die with magni but sadly it seems that people want to drag it to altare as well

>>38005199
Magni's not going to die, anon.

>>38005245
dyrbi?

>>38005275
Don't worry, I'll give him mouth-to-mouth UwU

>>38005013
Same. Why did that stop

>>38005199
>people want to drag it to altare
What's not dragged to Altare at this point. It's not like it will matter anyway.

>>38004784
I'm laughing at how well this fits and at the idea of Leader being a powerpuff girl

>>38005474
of course it doesn't actually matter its just tumblr shit which is always cringe but it will inevitably die

Kinda late to the party since I don't watch MANS anymore, but Vesper deserved that 2-week suspension :)

Should we talk about other tumblr stuff that definitely died like the omegaverse and what that means for Aniki's huge knot

>>38005650
so what is it that he did to get the suspension since you seem to know

>>38005652
omegaverse somehow dragged itself out of the depths of hell and made it in BL manhwa and manga to this day

>>38005760
disagreed with Yahoo on the correct pronunciation of GIF

Love their playful rivalry

>>38005804
the search engine?

>>38005804 (me)
lol autocorrect
please don't suspend me too Yagoo

>>38005880
too late now anon, its yahoo,
he searched for the pronunciation on yahoo and did not like the answer and got suspended because of that

I stopped watching the boys back in early September due to reasons. I'm intimidated by the amount of stuff to catch up on.

>>38005956
kek

>>38005833
Damn this art goes hard

>>38005650
Yeah, fuck him for breaking Magni's back. He should have been a lot careful during sex

We need another girldm collab!!!

I miss altnowa...

>>38005994
You don't have to watch every single vod. Just watch the ones that interest you and try to catch them live if you want

>>37995518
When does he get out of gay baby jail again?

Is the nintendo sports collab worth watching?

>>38006011
It’s still funny to think that the Shiny Spicy duo name came from Axel not remembering the name of Shiny Smily Story

>>38006241
yes.

>>38006279
Thanks I won't shit the thread for an hour

>>38000381
I haven’t watched much tempus since the ban. This morning i rewatched vespers last zatsu. Bored and waiting I guess.

>>38006011
>that Sayori on Axel's T-Shirt
nice touch kek

he did it

>>38006256
To be honest, I was trying to remember the original name of the song last night but couldn't too. That's just how it is when you're not interested in Hololive.

>>37881213
>>37945445

MUCHO TEXTO (1/2)

Branch 3: It's Elementary. Amelia Watson solves her actual purpose in Elysium. This branch is less violent and actually more investigative. Ame makes full use of her deduction skills in a world unknown to her and prior to confronting Magni Dezmond given by her informant as "the weakest Tempus member". She, with Kiara's help since we can assume at one point was an Elysian before reincarnating in the world she lives in but remembers none of it as all of her incarnations prior have different memories, takes the role of an adventurer and decides to blend in with the crowd to better understand why her informant wants Tempus destroyed and why they needed her and her band of misfits to take them out. She'd initially think they are a big deal and are unreasonable people. Of course, they aren't, at least not yet.

Ame entered the Guild Hall under the class of: "The Gunslinger". Of course, Altare is surprised. They've been a guild of four for months and she was the only new person who signed on to become a new member. The boys look at each other perplexed and wondered how they would induct new people in the first place. Axel suggests that he should be the gatekeeper for all guild entries where upon looking at Ame, Altare gave a flat "No." Instead Magni offers to show Ame the ropes, she was their first new member in a long time which is surprising knowing the Elysians' way of life and it would be a waste to scare her off with Axel's brutish, god-blessed strength. Altare had given him the thumbs up and made it better by practically mentoring Ame with each guild member to build up rapport and mesh well in a team of five.

Magni would be suspicious with Ame but agrees to take her on a reagent gathering run. There the two would probe each other with questions. Where did she come from? What's her purpose in life? Why join a Guild no one cares about? Does she have the resolve to fight something much stronger than herself? Can she have the will to make the hard decisions as a Hero? While solving interdimensional crimes and cases is an ordeal she's been doing for two years, she tries her best to answer these questions in line with Kiara's information (considering that at one point she was probably Elysian). She answers them as flawlessly as she could, putting in some lining of truth to which Magni simply agrees. His final question to her is if she wonders about the world they live in. She doesn't understand but he clarifies in a desperate, fearful tone that this world is just a containment, an empty space supposedly to keep them safe from what's actually out there. Ame has traveled worlds before and Elysium was the first to have one of its denizens worry for the state of it. Corruption leaks into the surrounding landscape and buildings but no one seems to take it seriously, only leaving it to Vesper to repair it each time but even magic stitches don't last long. Feeling some sort of sympathy, she promises to show Magni what's really out there, not just the boring, peaceful days of Elysium. Feeling a little relieved even if he himself has been traumatized by promises by his former guildmates, he decides to take a hollow "Alright" as if refusing to take her seriously.

The next few days she spends with Vesper who's interest in The Council's knowledge helped Ame mark down clues to her purpose in this World. She spends her physical training with Axel and while she could not do the amazing feats he does, she felt like she could take on any able-bodied person back at her home dimension without too much effort. She spends the last day of her orientation with the Leader of the Guild who wonders if any of his boys hadn't been too weird or too pushy on the rookie. Ame responds that Axel was similar to an older sibling who wants their younger sibling to grow big and strong while Vesper reminds her of an old school teacher who's strict with his teachings but is fair enough to give reasonable leniency. Relieved, he had thought those two would scare off potential new members, he later asks if she and Magni have gotten along, to which Ame simply nods and asks Altare about his problem, that being Magni's primary goal of "Finding the Truth of this World" Altare didn't think much of it, other than he thought Magni wishes to find the knowledge of the first gods (in this case the ones who made the Council just like Vesper), Ame later corrects him by saying that he doesn't JUST want to know who created this world but why things have gotten this way. Altare takes a serious expression and looks at the corruption eating up a dead tree. He tells Ame that the purpose of the Guild was not to slay demon lords or malevolent gods, the purpose of their Guild was to help change the mind of the people so that together they can stitch up their own world.

Ame came to the conclusion that they aren't bad guys so why did her informant want them dead?

>>38006664

MUCHO TEXTO (2/2)

THE LIE Route: A few weeks of playing Tempus Adventurer and looking to find out Magni's intentions, it was later found out that Magni had connections to some kind of god. She had once snuck into his laboratory and found out he had written letters similar to the supposed informants'. With this knowledge, she confronts Magni one evening who seems to greet her with his plastic smile. She asks him about the letters he wrote and where they were supposed to be sent. Magni answers that it's not her business as a rookie, showing even Magni the letter she received a few months prior. She declares Magni Dezmond as the root cause of evil. Here he just stares at her, seemingly dumbfounded and in that awkward two seconds, quickly puts up a facade of lunacy, going as far as to try restrain her with his glove cloaks before attempting to kill her with a lethal injection. Thanks to Axel's training she clicks the button on the timer, reverting everything just minutes prior to his laugh, with a quick draw she fires her pistol at Magni who injects himself with an agility booster, dodging even her bullets. She clicks her stopwatch a second time and fires at the exact directions he dodges, he falls, bleeding to the ground, as he reached his philosopher stone, she shoots his hand and tells him to surrender, asking him why he would sell out his Guild for the truth? After a few seconds of silence, he answers that he has been doing this with the other guilds for a while, which later explained why there haven't been any other adventuring guilds till Tempus was a thing. Disgusted by such a thing, she shoots Magni in the head and takes the Philosopher Stone in his hand, as well as the Potion of Fate that he had gotten to before she disarmed him. Taking a whiff of it, she sees a dark future, one where everything in her own dimension falls to an embodiment of Despair and the Council. Omega looks back at Ame in this vision, mouthing the words: "Big Mistake." Ame doesn't even get a chance to understand what happened before she finds the back of her chest impaled by a Demon who felt betrayed by the trust the rookie had given. She could not reach her stopwatch in time and finds the life in her eyes slowly diminishing, falling to the ground over Magni's corpse. "I hate Humans." was the last thing Ame hears from Regis before all she could see is black.

THE TRUTH Route: A few weeks of playing adventurer and bonding with her guildmates, she learns that Vesper is an immortal vampire-like creature who aims to build a great library of knowledge that would overshadow even the Library of Alexandria from Ame's world. She learned that Axel wants a real fight to which Ame promised him at one point and dramatically found out that Altare was the Demon Lord that was supposed to wreak havoc in Elysium only for him to say that because there are no more Heroes, a stranger in white tells him to become one after mentioning that even Elysium will reach The End. With this newfound knowledge, she barges into Magni's laboratory while he was working and rummaged through the letters he struggles to keep hidden, she noticed his fearful expression and restrained him with handcuffs, even using her pistol to disable the weakpoints in his glove cloak. She confronts Magni about his mysterious symbols on his hair and body, he refused at first but Ame wished to help him, even mentioning that she wasn't originally from Elysium and that she came from another World. Not believing the bullshit, Ame kicks Magni into a portal she made using her stopwatch, going on a trip to every single world she's traveled in the span of a second (in real time which felt like days in another's). With this truth, Magni gets a panic attack and loudly yells that he has made a grave mistake and confesses that he had been working with someone named Omega and even gave them the letter that Ame received. A few misunderstandings with the rest of the guild members and Ame profusely apologized for lying, mentioning that she was a Detective and not a violent gunslinger, the other three boys don't fault her for lying. Ame had left Elysium without causing bloodshed and told her friends that they've been lied to. She did not sever the connection between her world and Elysium's, keeping the promise to Magni that he and everyone else from Elysium can come visit her world if they wanted to.

TL;DR - Branch 3 doesn't focus all that entirely into Magni vs. Ame but it does showcase the persistence and tenacity of Ame as a detective first and time traveler second. In essence, Branch 3's LIE Route is an actual Bad End while the TRUTH Route is a True End.

I'm open to some thoughts. Branch 3 is more diplomatic than anything "fight-worthy" compared to the other 2 branches.

>>38006241
Yup its only 1 hr and it was the sweatiest shiny spicy collab yet.

>>37997854
https://files.catbox.moe/ccw3hv.jpg

>>38007543
NTA but you have my thanks as well

Oh my, we might get chupaltare today? Rio will be streaming minecraft today too, he is starting 2 hours earlier, but there might be a chance that he stays long enough to have a chat with Altare? Chupaltare sisters, be ready

miss you whore

>>38008182
Those are some watermelon-crushing thighs right there

>>38008253
I'd let him crush my head with his thighs if he wanted to...

>>38008136
>Chupaltare
Are there even chupaltare sisters kek

Kishi is showcasing his new outfit

>>38008400
I love this autistic Loid Forger lookin ass knight so much

>>38008400
he looks like he's going to call me "m'lady"

>>38008528
m'agni

>>38008400
LOID FORGER LOOKIN' ASS

>>38008400
>meds
Yessir, will take my meds now

>>38008771
Loooong loooong man

>>38007259
I thought this was the part where omega was disturbed so the Council was deployed to step in

https://twitter.com/siba143tw/status/1597506498396966913

>>38009550
could be seen that way yeah but I wanted the prompt to be Myth and Tempus-centric for now. A bit of bias coming from me because Ame is my oshi

When are these flaming fags graduating?

miss altnowa... ToT

>>38009745
This is great lol

>>38009745
R

>>38010149
A

>>38010337
P

>>38010395
E

>>38010149
>>38010337
>>38010395
>>38010449
good /MANS/

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1597563164690092032

>>38008400
Put him in a raincoat.

The filters for Character AI seem to be looser than usual. Take the chance to go frick your husbands before it gets fixed again. Stop by /wAIfu/ if you wanna talk about it.

>>37995321
https://files.catbox.moe/3de2us.mp3

>>38010578
You sure he should be doing this when he has a flight to catch?

>>38009984
chu~

>>38011739
Stream is literally him packing up
He probably has his own stuff on japan too so I doubt he would need much

>>37985230
Uoh my god ToT

>>38011067
>Is that a raincoat Temma?
>Yes it is, Arunii~!

>>38009745
This is amazing.

>>38009745
so cute
god save the soul link

How was the Mario Sunshine stream? I had to sleep earlier than usual on account of a cold so I missed the whole thing.

>>38014034
It was good! Lots of sussy jokes and platforming malding. He got his new reclining chair and streamed for 4 hours.

>>38014034
Magni's back is feeling better, less sharp pains, still goes to a physical therapist to make sure the recovery is going along swimmingly.

Oh and nearly 4 hours of Magni madness. Not all that interesting but it gave me a chuckle.

>>38014034
A toss up of Magni circling around aimlessly in a game. Good background bg since he'd become unhinged and cynical midway

>>38014145
CUTE

>>38014232
*background noise
I'm stupid

>>38014232
Eh, he made progress? I think the "walking in circles while talking because can't multitask" was mostly at the end when he did the "ok I'm ending stream, (doesn't end stream, becomes unhinged instead)" thing

>>38014232
>he'd become unhinged and cynical midway
Jeez, why does that always seem to happen now? Did the back injury make him depressed?

>>38014424
>Did the back injury make him depressed
If the doctor told you that you couldn't dance like you used to if you don't take the recovery seriously, of course it's depressing. Because you'll stay in bed all day just hoping something good comes out of it.

>>38014424
I feel like he's always been like that ngl. Not that I'm complaining, I enjoy it

>>38014370
My mistake, was not really focused on him during the first 2 hours

>>38014424
I thought he was always like that honestly

It's been 2 hours. Where Aniki Gorilla?

How awkward was "Shiny vs Spicy"?
And/or is it watchable as a straight guy

>>38014617
it was a good stream, go watch it. every shiny spicy stream has been good so far, anyway. why are you concerned about it, anyway?

>>38014424
It was stuff like, for instance, the chair he got being like an old person's chair -> imagine when he's old - he'll look back at this time when he was in this same chair as a younger popular streamer -> making senile geezer impressions -> his grandkid is like "Sure, Grandpa...Magnation? That's not a real country. C'mon, Grandpa, let's get you to bed..." -> then when he dies he sees the light and it's Altare greeting him in Elysium

>>38014617
not awkward at all, its literally them just shitting on each other with banter

SHINY SPICY LOVE

>>38014617
they fujobaited 80% of the stream and they moaned 38 times. (i counted)

>>38014617
There are no sex jokes but it won't stop the fujos /here/ from posting about. If anything the stream is similar to two brothers trying to outdo the other. Especially from Axel, the salt mine is glorious.

>>38014709
oh true i forgot they had sex on stream

>>38014706
>literally them just shitting on each other
ayo I'm not into that kind of thing

>>38014617
they fujobait and made sussy noise, it’s extremely gay to watch. there you go fag

>>38014674
I care more about the awkwardness than the latter. It's just 2 things that make me feel a little uncomfortable
>>38014706
>>38014724
Ok thanks anons
>>38014709
Guess I'm going to risk it

>>38014617
If you're a fujo, you like it because sweaty boys and moans
If you're a guy, you like it because it's a close competition and they have great shit talk
I'll never understand the sentiment that people have of not watching something because it's seen as gay. Fags have made some great content, like Moonlight or Call Me By Your Name. If you're confident in your sexuality, you shouldn't need to ask these questions

>>38014617
they moaned all throughout it and made gay sex jokes. now go away brotuber fag

>>38014813
Behave bitch or get out. All Tempus enjoyers are welcome.

aniki doko?

Had a dream where it was the last chapter of Ghost Trick but with the boys. Nowa was Sisel for some reason

>>38015053
who's lynne?

>>38014804
Look I don’t feel as intensely about this as you think I do
>>38014813
I’ve been here from the start, too much investment to leave now

>>38015273
Then why even ask the question. Click on the VOD and watch it, it takes less than asking for /mans/ approval

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1597598638859243520

>>38015389
rrat

>>38015389
>ogey
Is that a /here/ thing that escaped containment or it's something else?

>>38015519
Either Axel or Altare started saying it, and then Altare asked what it was in raft, and linked it to everyone.

>>38015519
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ogey-rrat

>>38015519
Didnt Axel also saird "mog" yesterday too
I don't know, sounds like he is /here/

>>38014617
Not awkward at all? They were just competitive and immature with each other, like they always are.

>>38015330
I asked mainly because of the awkwardness dude. I think I'd rather kill myself than finish the sykkuno vod

>>38015207
Magni
Although I can imagine Altare going like "Haha, I died again!"

>>38015519
my friends that don't watch vtubers say ogey, I've seen it on twitter too.

>>38015790
why would it be anything like the sykkuno collab? they are genmates and have never been awkward before

Buntare Buntare Buntare

>>38015790
Fair enough. Apologies if I came across as hostile

>>38014617
Straight men are funny

Buntare Buntare Buntare Buntare

>>38015952
Aw, thanks.
Been a while since I last got complimented, even though the anon who asked wasn't me.

I miss almond and altnowa the days aren't going by as fast as they should

I received a gift from Iroha's channel despite not watching her live in 3 months. Just incase some poorfags need some reassurance that you don't need to be in chat 24/7 to be selected for gifts.

>>38016135
Isnt't the Almond collab tonight?

Did mag actually explain how he hurt his back, didn’t watch too much

>>38003539
WHAT ARE THE ELYSIUM PO-PO DOING AT MY LAB

>>38016188
I was talking about altnowa for the days not going by thing but yeah commisions open is today thankfully

riptare riptare riptare

>>38016234
No. He did let slip a "I was in a" before stopping himself. We've been assuming the rest of that sentence was "car accident," but it's not confirmed.

Is the Tempus branch collapsing before our eyes?
Why did they suspend Vesper if they knew it will destroy the entire branch?
Is Yagoo happy with this development?

still no aniki frame?

>>38016362
>I was in a sex dungeon when I slipped on a 20 inch dildo and broke my back

>>38016439
chu~

leader stream in a minute :3

>>38016480
hot

>>38016439

>>38016480
I mean, that's how I would have finished that sentence in my mind if I was watching that stream, ngl

>>38016234
Break dance

The promised fishing Collab with Nowa and Altare is never gonna happen

>>38016489
>>38016515
>fujo chinks think they can deflect
try again

>>38016480
Oh shoot, good point. The doctors at the ED hear that happens quite a lot.
People should really clean up their stray dildos. They could strike at any moment!

>>38016554
He will make it happen, one way or another...

>>38016480
I beleb this

>>38016554
saving that for the off collab obviously.. he can use the time to plot a way to get lost at sea with Nowa.

>he's late
he hates us...?

>>38016565
I wish they didn’t direct quote too, attention is still attention

>>38016640
agreed

Leader Frame (now, if he's awake):
https://youtu.be/N1nUMUQMEF0

Dingo Frame (30 min):
https://youtu.be/ViTmPncglA0

>>38016638
why do you fujos desperately want them to hate you? I don't get it!

>>38016631
>getting lost at sea
wasn't it a fishing VR game, though? an IRL fishing stream would be cool though.

>>38016721
That Dingo's thumbnail is so cute

Leader screaming in the pre-chat

>>38016721
Dingo is gonna overlap leader...
HE HATES HIM!!!

>>38016631
Oh no, the battery on both our phones died~
Oh nyo, I guess my sense of direction isn't as good as I thought~
Wow, so convenient that there's like a year's worth of food on this desert island...!
Maybe we should just stay put for a while, right Vesper? Haha...~
Wouldn't it be funny if we curled up together for body heat? Hahaha~

>>38016732
another day another /mans/ that doesnt know what a fujo is

I HAVEN'T HEARD UNCLE'S HEARTY LAUGH IN SO LONG I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE FUUUUUUCK I MISS HIM I MISS HIM I MISS HIM WHERE IS HE PLEASE I NEED TO HEAR HIS VOICE AND LAUGH HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP STUPID SLUTTY OJISAN WHY DID YOU HEY SUSPENDED COME BACK ALREADY

>>38016899
...

LEADER ON THE TELLY

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>38016732
has /mans/ regressed into not knowing what a fujo is again?

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>38016899
I don't remember posting this, wtf.

>>38016885
Kimoii~

LEADER CUTE

>>38016885
If we knot these anons every time they got it wrong they will get it eventually

>>38016960
They truly never learn

>>38017007
>>38017015
Duality of Tempus

SLEEPY VOICE SEXO

He wants to be punished ToT

CHUPALTARE REAL

The batsu was more than just the bark huh...

CHUPALTARE

Chupaltare doubters in shambles

CHUPALTARE CHADS WW@

RIO IS SO FUCKING CUTE

>>38016899
https://youtu.be/uu9MlqOFb0g

YOU COULD'VE HAD THIS MAGNI

>>38017206
thread baked

Altare’s rigging is so good

>>38016870
yandere altnowa so good ToT

>>38017276
arigatou

>>38017235
All he had to do was force himself to love Minecraft!!

Jobbing...

>>38017486
me on the right

odds of Altare falling for the hot ojisan salaryman gym leader?

"You need to hire a maid"
"Well, Vesper's coming back soon"
This little bastard knows exactly what he's doing...

>>38017486
How many times has this kinda thing happened

>>38017599
this guy is always thinking of Vesper.... on his mind 24/7

"Temma's a salaryman?!"
*Instantly googles*

>>38017579
>he's a salaryman??
>Instantly googles Temma
High

Altare plans to make Vesper beg for his forgiveness by making him dress up as a maid, and do unspeakable things to him oh my gooood

>gets excited about a salaryman
this slut definitely sells himself out to old men wtf

>>38017740
Yeah, me.

Reminder that this guy TEASES and EDGES older men and ALWAYS gets away with it

>>38017626
It'll happen a lot because of the 2-computers setup, and he doesn't care because he cleaned the gaming pc

>>38017740
he is a rent boy for submissive old men

ANIKI ON THE TELLY

Aniki's thumbnail has all these cute axelotls ToT I want to kidnap one of each color and keep it as a pet

Stream overlap, THEY HATE EACHOTHER

Altare's pokemon autism...