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have people really been watching for almost 12 hours straight?

>>37975153
all me

sonny LOVE
incredible op

I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

>I swear to god, when I beat this lady I will fill her up until she bursts
>don't say 'AYO' in chat or I'll do that to you, too!
this stream is great

I love my wife! That OP image is incredible.

WIFE LOVE! get well soon

>>37975197
based, this has been an amazing stream for random pregnancy mentions

>jst wakes up
>immeadiate concernfags
God I hate it

i love wife and i wish him a speedy recovery. to stop myself from going schizo while he's gone, anyone have recommendations for stuff to read, novels or manga or otherwise?

No tacos for Voxxy

if he goes past 12 i won't have the vod either lmao we will be relying on archive kindred

>God I bet your pussy tastes like Mcdonald's with no alcohol

>>37975302
I want Vox to fill me up like a cream puff!

So this is a Bloodborne stream disguised as a DV/degradation stream
Also poor vod kek

>>37975305
I havent been reading a lot lately because I can't focus for shit but I did watch a horror movie yesterday! It's called Skinamarink if you want to give it a try

>>37975426
garlic pussy anon...

I cannot believe my wrestling rant from last night lead to this. I am sorry yet happy?

i guess there's no miracle in his ass

>>37975305
I'm reading this novel called "Children of time" right now and it's like a scific story about terraforming different planets to populate it with apes so that in the future when earth is fucked beyond repair we have our descendants out there in the stars.

>that's it guys
>fuck I feel so bad, I'll give it one more go! I don't care if it cuts the vod a bit
vox...

Please get it on this try

>>37975577
thank you for the rec but i am terrible with horror movies, they invariably give me nightmares...
>>37975722
i love scifi, i'll check this out!

did milord saw "n-word" or am I delusional

Can I get an F

>>37975890
inward

Damn, I really thought he was going to give in to temptation and do a part 2.

>>37975913
LMAO I really need to get my ears checked, or my brain I've been on this hell site for too long

>>37975890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKx6EuMZWM

>>37975941
is this a sign the meds are working

>>37975869
anon i'm also horrible with horror movies I SHIT MY PANTS but it's good, it's like a 2 hour long analog horror video (but better)

wife being extra sexy
https://poipiku.com/5023089/7909643.html

Vox gets the dead hours award today, Don’t have to wait long for uki

>>37976014
i'll note this down and see if i can watch it with friends or something. i think i'm better nowadays since i can watch people play horror games with jumpscares but i live alone and didn't want to test it out
>>37976070
i feel revived

>>37976171
He should just stream his autism games for 12 hours a day and be the EN Kuzuha

Dead hours...

>>37976174
theres only 1 or 2 jumpscares, and it's a very dark (literally) movie, and kinda slow? if your friends can handle that have fun! The core of the movie is more like childhood fears (being alone at home at night) than anything else

>>37976312
its only 30 minutes

>>37976312
*30 minutes

>>37976312
Vox did well today to purge them. Uki in 30mins!

wuca love!

Glad vox did that stream, if youre a fan of the girls its pretty fucking dire at the moment.

>>37976338
sounds interesting but also definitely something i'd have to watch with friends, i looke it up and i had nightmares like that regularly as a kid

>>37976647
good luck anon

Do you guys read books?
I bought the entire witcher collection recently and Im enjoying it immensely.

Where the fuck is my schedule Kyo you lying fucking liar

I've been busy all day and came here to see talk of a 12 hour stream...the archive is so big, goddamn.

>>37977570
my attention span has dwindled a lot so not really unless fanfics count

>>37977570
I'm reading the Dune series at the moment, I'm on the fourth book now.

>>37977570
i read svss and 2ha after a long drought. haven't read any actual novels in english in years

>>37977651
Any danmei recommendations I really transmigration stuff but a lot of it is mid and I don't want to slog through a thousand badly translated ones to get something good to read.

uki ki ki
https://youtu.be/93tDjLto8g0

>>37977920
Uki LOVE!

>>37977570
Not in years. Unless you count textbooks and fanfiction.

shubert i love you, i will live today because youre streaming

>>37977920
I'm having a truly garbage day (work all nighter with spreadsheets, cold sweating anxiety) and I've still got another 8 hours to go and I want to cry because I just want to watch Uki and feel better, I'm so sad I'm missing the live stream. Going to have to look forward to the VOD later! Love this psychic.

>>37977920
Uki love!

>>37978319
hope you feel better stargazer, it will be a fun vod to come back to!

>>37977853
i have a ton but i need to check if you can get them in english first. i recommended how to survive as a villain to an anon here, it has a similar premise to svss. sa ye is one of my all-time faves and its sequels, fake slackers i think of as a lighthearted version of it. anything by priest is excellent. i remember liking awm: pubg and fog too. there's a bunch of others but i can't recall their titles off the top of my head.

>>37978760 (me)
i just realized apart from the first rec none of these are transmigration stories... sorry anon, i haven't read a lot of those.

>>37975032
>>37975130
>>37975682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VU9_eAHQ0o
NEVER DREW A DIME
NEVER DREW A DIME

as a boy lover, today is a great day for streams. there's a stream every hour

>>37978760
I already read how to survive as a villain lmao, it's pretty good I really liked it

This will be a good thread.

Sonny having sex with briskadets (they have cuttlefishes small enough to craw inside his ass and press his prostate too)

>>37978903
i prefer the mc's growth from "these are just fictional characters in a book" to "these are real people whose lives i have influence over" in there than svss. i remember following the release of the audio drama for the man from 1930, that's transmigration but from the past to modern day. i don't know if the novel is as good but the audio drama was phenomenal. where do you find english translations for danmei? might be easier for me to go down the list and see if there's anything i've read

>>37979154
>>37979287

>>37979490
already a good thread

>>37979154
>>37979287

>>37979414
I usually get it from novelupdates, just type in whatever danmei you want to find and it'll show if it has a translation or not

>>37979490
>>37979541
Excluding that gut

im a straight male but the holofagoons are annoying me in the main thread, can i post here

>>37979719
Guy* Phoneposter gomen

>>37979725
Yes

>>37979725
>Sonny_eyebrow.png

>>37979725
uh... your choice of image anon...

I wish I could lay my head on Vox’s chest and listen to him whispering as I fall asleep

>>37979725
absolutely not if youre who i think you are

milord you should really turn on latest tweets for your twitter timeline

>attention whoring tribalism
Go back to the catalog

14 hours of sleep...sasuga wife

Feeling very yume for Vox today

Vox's turtle husband looks very good in the new movie

>>37979774
>>37979861
nice thanks
>>37979875
>>37979941
>>37980068
what'd i do...

>>37980172
want to share your thoughts?

>>37980172
it's always the fromsoft streams...

Him...

>>37980221
I have some horny and non horny thoughts. Right now I am thinking about how nice it would be to cuddle with him and lay with him; but earlier I was thinking about how much I want him to cum inside of me, use me to warm his cock, call me a good girl, stuff like that

>>37980515
cuddling with cockwarming to see how long he lasts while watching a movie

Nostalgia drove me to do a bit of archive reps from around the time luxiem debuted, and i found some MobMysta and MobShu
Should it be added to the fic archive?
>>14908207
>>14908493

>>37980663
wow that second one was made before they even debuted but yeah

>>37980568
That sounds like fun!
>>37980371
I don’t know how those streams do it, but whenever I watch a stream like that from Vox my levels of yume shoot through the roof

shubert is shopping
https://youtu.be/xTWYwO5Ojuo
https://youtu.be/xTWYwO5Ojuo

>>37975153
Jesus christ this ugly face scared me when I opened this thread

shut up shu you didnt stream so you left

Mmmmmm… Mervox / Dragon Vox eggs… Need inside of me

>shu is shopping
>Ike has a schedule
>Fulgur is dead
Something is happening to nature...

>did you touch grass
>silence

>>37979725
This is pretty much NijiEN 2 so you might as well

>>37981488
fuck off

>>37981488
its been hours,how long are you going to hold your grudge

>>37981488
Absolutely not

>>37981445
I think I get shu now.
You can hear the thought he has bouncing around his head

>>37979597
ok i took a peek. i've heard very good things about first-class lawyer but haven't read it yet. i remember liking temporary bodyguard. i don't recognize any of the other ones i saw... i should read more

>>37981546
Too soon to joke about it I guess. I didn't think people were still mad about it.

>>37981698
its funnier with his bgm being what it is, just the slow donk donk

pog

>>37981764
yes

>>37979725
I do not trust any anon who unironically uses Luca chiba pics now. Sorry

that sweater is $60 shu...

>still wearing clothes from highschool
cute

This will be a bad thread.

Aster jumpcare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7HAKSnpXJE

>>37981773
cute I love sonnyban

his obsession with among us all of a sudden is cute even though he's 2 years late to when it was trending

Please hoeru mama let shu have a better hand position next outfit

LOVE!

>>37981546
mad trannysis... get ready for selen's birthday stream

shu buying gifts for other niji livers ToT

>>37982228
that youre going to spam the thread with her? i dont care fagoon

uki's sheep pokemon is named comfydant... cute

>>37982431
Mareep!

>>37982342
angry sis, i love you!

>>37982431
It's a cute mareep!!! literally the cutest electric pokemon

what if everyone collectively ignores him kek

shu this will be so sad if no one replies to you...

My husband did a great job today and I hope he has a great rest tomorrow! Wishing for BB next week to finish up the run!

shu….

>>37982627
same. i watched the entire 12 hours

this is so stupid but its hilarious, thank you shu

>>37982627
I love your husband

listening to shu's voice after a while.......it's as sexy as I remember

vox is shu's friend!!

shu is so cute

>Why is Vox awake at this hour
IT'S ONLY 1:33AM SHU

vox is still awake oh god

>>37982694
Same, though it really confirmed to me that I should never set an alarm for his early streams, just to wake up when he tweets that he's live.

>>37982779
friendship wins!

>>37982844
He can't help it:
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1597397345448382464

he sounds so happy he has friends, this dork

>>37981698
I can hear the hard disk drive in his head clacking

shu looks like someone who would wear crocs

>>37983068
he thought the 7/11 crocs collab was nice

god damnit aster streaming apex again.... i will watch and support my oshi ig...................

>>37983308
arcadian...

>>37983308
ganbare arcadian, ganbare

>>37983068
Look, we both know what he'd really wear

>>37981971
Yeah because (You)’re here

>>37982861
he's usually late to the ones he starts on time anyway. i don't mind although i'm sure someone does
>>37983004
just the arm in the drive clicking over and over

>>37983421
my eyes. I can see wife wearing that too...

the more you talk about traveling, the more you feed the rrat in my head that luxiem is gonna meet up for the 1 year anniv

>>37983478
wife wore the sykkuno scarf for a long time... that's cute right... he can't be that bad right....

>>37983502
Good fucking god I'd nut if we finally got the Luxiem offcollab

>>37983478
kek I can absolutely see it

>>37983502
God imagine... What if sudden trip to Japan. I would die because probably few or little streams, but also the sheer happiness of them all being together...

>>37983562
let's be honestly here he can't dress himself for SHIT. his fashion sense is probably so bad uki would have a heart attack seeing it

>>37983562
He probably has 10 of the same tshirts in different colours and cargo pants

>>37983584
i want it so bad, im losing my mind there is no better time.
>>37983617
i dont even mind if they dont stream or barely tweet, just hearing about them being together when they come back will make it worth it

vox's vod shows 11:55:01 on the display page, but I can watch the full 11:59:17. anyone else?

>>37983670
Nah, not even shirts. It's either graphic tees or polo shirts from low-budget brands like GEROGE from Walmart

>>37983698
Susan's getting bitchy again

thinking about wife, a 30y old grown man, wearing sykkuno's cute green scarf makes me want to rape him even more

>>37983720
Oh god the collared polo with cargo shorts combo, he probably wears white socks and new balance as well.

Rape is good

shu's "grudge" against yugo is so funny

>>37983810
Please stop, you're causing me real physical pain

>>37983810
Got himself those Under Armor tracksuit bottoms. He'll work out in them one day (he merely wears them when streaming as he finds the waist band comfy)

>>37983882
You think he wears a belt and tucks his shirt in too?

>>37983720
this reminds me of my dad who still wears all our summer camp t-shirts and shit... sometimes under a white dress shirt and you can see the print underneath...

>>37983946
Shu 100% and it's a brown leather belt with black shoes

>>37983725
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPTcG9Dx6zU
do you see the full time or not

>>37984008
Yeah I do

Since we're memeing on the guys fashion, what are some of the sites you buy from? If any of you girls shop on Dolls Kill, based. Being in the UK, I envied how the US had Hot Topic in the 2000's. I wanted my alt Emo clothing within easy reach.

>>37984185
I don't buy clothes, I've been wearing the same 4 black t shirts for years (and pants, shorts too) I don't go out very often except for work so I don't even bother

I know outfits have been discussed so I'll give it a twist. If their new outfits had to be something that already existed, ie not 'inspired by' but just straight up copying an already existing outfit what would it be? For me I'd love to see Ike in a Caroline military uniform.

>>37984185
I haven't bought clothes since my graduation 4 years ago. And I've been wearing my clothes I've had since highschool

sonny car steal 5!
https://youtu.be/JUyvKPmWQlk
https://youtu.be/JUyvKPmWQlk

>>37984381
>military uniforms
this is like asking for trouble

My husband is playing GTA5!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUyvKPmWQlk

im not used to sonny streaming while im still awake

>>37984479
which is exactly why it must be done

>>37984185
i have a few dresses i got from dolls kill during sales and some stuff from korean online stores... and a shitton of uniqlo

>>37984567
>a shitton of uniqlo
Nice, I have a few long sleeve t-shirts and turtlenecks from them. But I use those items more so for winter wear. But hey they go well with my typical black ensemble, so can't complain

>>37958937
Thank you so much for your real, actionable advice! This is gold and I'll do my best to put it to good use!

>>37982228
I don't know why Selen in an apron is here, but my bi ass sure appreciates it... I mean stay in your spilt please.

>>37984185
third-worlder so I dont buy from really well-known brands
either way I love clothes and buy at least one item of clothing every month now that I can indulge myself a bit

>>37984753
kek my friends say i look like gru in winter because i wear all black too... i really like the collection they did with mame kurogouchi with the floppy sleeves. i wish they had GU stores here

I'm listening to Luca's ASMR since I missed it earlier and I'm getting the vapors... I need a fainting couch and smelling salts, them Victorian ladies was on to something

>>37984185
I thought Dolls Kill steals designs and ideas from small artists how are they based?

>>37985319
Can you tell me how it is? I missed it last night and it was pretty short. I also want to know if he does the lucy voice so I'll know whether to skip it or not.

>>37984945
It's amazing how much your mood and general confidence can improve with some nice clothing or perfume. When I finally found a style that clicked with me, I never felt better in my life.
>>37985020
I guess we'd stand out together like two Penguins, considering all the white winter themed decorations in my area.
>>37985392
I always mix them up with Killstar for the design theft

>>37984185
I like really basic outfits. I usually just wear the same two or three pairs of jeans and plain solid shirts and coats. Recently I got back into skirts too which has been fun to change things up a bit

>>37984567
>uniqlo
Same, it’s one of my favorite brands that I can budget for and make up a good chunk of my wardrobe. I love their turtlenecks, they’re really warm

>>37985507
Oh. All these brands sound the same these days.

i wish sonny were my dad

>>37985550
I actually have like three or four of the same pair of jeans. Same brand, colour etc. I like knowing that if one pair is in the wash, I'll still have the same sensation on my legs, waist etc when I change.
>>37985561
Yeah, if you are into alt-fashion it becomes a blur. Although I buy most of my shirting from Phix now. That one at least doesn't overlap with everything else!

Curious if anyone will do fanart of Shu in his Among Us socks

>>37985550 (me)
Oh, I misread that first post. I usually shop from Uniqlo or Target for basic solid color clothing since they’re affordable. I indulged in some nice pairs of Levi’s a couple years back and I’ve been wearing them since. Everything else I get from swap meets that have $10 or under racks

>>37985507
where i am we get a bunch of snow, we really would look like penguins
>>37985550
they're very good for basics and layering, and their heattech stuff is a lifesaver in winter. heattech, knit or fleece-lined tights + a long skirt keep me warmer than pants

>>37986058
>where i am we get a bunch of snow, we really would look like penguins
I am rather thankful that snow is rather rare here

>>37985489
he doesnt

>>37985507
even if It might seem a bit vain, I try to encourage people to indulge themselves and find their own style at some point in their lives
2020 taught me if I dont do what I like for myself alone, I cant relay on other people to encourage me. now I get to enjoy lolita and alt fashion without shame
either way Im excited for the luxnoc outfits

>>37984185
i havent bought clothes from generic stores or clothes not from freelance artists in years, my anxiety fucks with me when i go shopping in public too much to ever buy something

>>37985867
someone drew him in among us socks but not the ones he was looking at

Hot sonnyban tentacle porn
https://mobile.twitter.com/UMUUOO/status/1597185100864958464

>>37986162
haha... we have snow from november to april... i'm very grateful i now work from home.
>>37986305
i don't think it's necessarily vain, some people prefer to express themselves through their clothing/makeup. i'll wear colorful eyeshadow with a mostly bare face, i don't think anyone thinks it makes me look pretty, it's just fun!

>>37986305
Happy for you anon. You might like the dresses on Disturbia!
>>37986393
Oh the sort of clothing I like isn't at the atypical retailer. I've shared some of the names already above. But the important part is you like what you wear! I think some guys (and I've been there) just put on whatever is nearby and are content. "Oh I got this shirt from Christmas? Nice" and it becomes apart of the rotation for the next five years.
>>37986717
Oh wow. I feel like we've maybe spoke before on this subject matter elsewhere? Stay safe this winter!

please fucking play persona shu i dont care which one

>>37986922
yeah i never thought it was an issue till a friend pointed out i always wear the same shirt when we hang out because i found it comfortable. i just like wearing long sleeves, sweaters or hoodies all year round even in the summer because i find it comfortable

Ike Eveland of fifth way Royal Flush raped me in my dreams, I'm a survivor

YES HES GOING TO PLAY PERSONA 5 ROYAL

Please lord let this mean general atlus perms and not just. p5r.

>>37986295
Thank you.

>>37987144
damn, when is it my turn

>>37986922
thanks, nothing's more humiliating than slipping on ice and falling on your ass in the middle of a busy intersection. maybe in main? i'm not the only leaf here, could be someone else.

>>37987392
no problem, there is lots of dog barking and kids and ice cream man bells

>>37987456
Ha no, via VRC. But you are right, I am a Brit posting at peak US/Canadian hours. Could be mixing you up!

>>37987524
Sister isn't it like 3am in bongland

>>37988109
It sure is!

Also Shu doing Puyo Puyo would be fun!

uki cute

oh i think shu would love okami

watching vox and wondering when these fucking gummies are gonna hit

>i dont know if ill even play any of these on stream
shu please

>>37988641
shu... throw us a bone...
>>37987524
oh i've never been on VRC before, couldn't have been me then

>>37988575
when did you take them…

>>37988953
About an hour. 100mg

>>37989023
probably within 10-15

>>37989073
Nice thank you i love you

THE FUCKING SCHEDULE

So many I love yous on nenmen, parasocial levels are increasing like crazy

>>37989197
>Fucking Danganronpa
holy moley

>DANGANRONPA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE YOU WIFE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I CAN'T WAIT UNTILHE PLAYS THE SECOND ONE FOR BEST BOY NAGITO

>>37989246
I have been in love with everyone here since the thread’s inception. I was here for thread #1 and I love talking with you all. God bless forever

>>37989197
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>37989197
>danganronpa
wild timeline

No demon tomorrow... I guess it's time to listen to asmrs again...

>>37989197
Return zatsudan...

>>37989246
i havent said "i love you" to an anon yet but kindreds make me come close when theyre sweet

wait until wife does homestuck lets reads and supernatural watchalongs he's going to bring the tumblr era back you like it or not

>>37989440
I’m a Kindred and i love YOU

>>37989429
oh.....haha...m-maybe the games zatsu?

>>37989429
i wished for a return stream with no discord attentionwhoring and the monkey's paw curled. fucking off to rope myself now

Has Vox talked about what the rival actors ASMR is gonna be about?

>>37989440
I'm not a kindred but I love YOU anon

otshuuu time for sonny

>>37989563
That's probably open VC...

>>37988575 (me)
Holy crap

I can't find the main thread can I stay here

>>37989586
yeah during the birdman watchalong
>>37989422
our stupid husband lying in bed at 3:30 am because he thought he could put the game down...

>>37989776
just start posting boys retard why do you need to ask

>>37989528
>>37989591
oh t-thank you!

>>37989462
next nijiwriters collab is sorting all of EN into all the different categorizations homestuck has

>>37989776
this thread is for the discussion of the men only, use this otherwise >>37989588

>>37989808
the only boy I watch is vox and he's not streaming...

>>37989872
watch more boys then

>>37989440
I'm a kindred, FUCK you

>>37989776
we will offer shelter in exchange for freshly squeezed milk

>>37989855
thanks I couldn't find it

>>37989815
I love Lucubs… my favorite fandom here I’m ngl… The breeding conversations I’ve had with Lucubs are literally some of my favorites. I love them

>>37989914
tonight or?

>>37989816
I can't wait until they start discussing the quadrants

>>37989957
aww that's sweet, i always think of kindreds as older siblings talking to me about kinks while im a newbie to indulging in it

i'm sad for no zatsu with dog....it would be so cute....I think he really forgot

>>37989776
>>37981488

>>37990084
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1597431937584750592
Doggo zatsu and therapy stream next week. He didn't forget.

>>37989246
Get over here anon! https://vocaroo.com/1jjBa33eDeET

NOW STOP BEING PARASOCIAL DUMB DUMB :^)

>>37989977
that would actually be hilarious
>>37990111
somehow can't bring myself to believe it until i see it, i need to take my meds

>>37990075
Oh my god stop or I’ll become even more parasocial for you

>>37990197
tsundere snakeanon

>>37990111
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WIFE WIFE WIFE IM SO SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU UUUU I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY

>>37990284
cute kindred, i love you

I can't stop listening to Vox's cover, it's really great.

>>37990197
snakeanon's typing quirk would be converting all the THs into Fs

>>37990512
You remembered the vocaroo!

>>37990440
Your first anon “i love you”… it’s mine… I Love YOU

>>37990510
I'm really happy it turned out so well, He deserves all the praise he's gotten from it

stop being parasocial with each other

>>37990636
hazukashii, you deserve it

>>37990568
of course, i always remember linguistics autism

>vox wishing he's still playing bloodborne
>me wishing I'm still watching him play bloodborne
WE ARE

>>37990886
I do try and correct myself

Do you think Sonny will enjoy the Yoga mini-game later into GTAV?

>>37990699
trying to be parasocial with my husband but he went to lie in bed for 3 hours instead of doing bloodborne part 2
>>37991003
ME TOO FUCK

>>37991003
...Probably gonna do bb part 2 tomorrow.

>>37991122
>...Probably gonna do bb part 2 tomorrow.
Bareback with Vox, part 2. Lucky you anon

did anyone post sex cat's schedule because whoops

>>37991003
I wish that I'm playing Bloodborne too but I don't have a playstation... May just fucking try it via PS Now.

>>37990699
Fucking make me.

>>37991469
* slap *

>>37991122
If he gets to mid afternoon and does a guerilla because he can't hold back he could use me as his personal cock warmer for life

have you guys ever actually been with a man before or are you guys just virgins like me

>>37989972
Never, I'm asexual.

>>37991787
I’m with my boyfriend right now and we genuinely fuck 5-6 times a week

>>37991787
ive been with one, never made me cum except once so i dont count it mentally

>>37991787
i've never been with anyone, girl or boy because i'm aro and sex is embarrassing and not interesting for me

>>37991927
its okay, we can just cuddle and watch a movie if you like that

>>37991787
I'm a male. Never been with a girl but have had sex with prostitutes so I'm not a virgin.

>>37991787
virgin, 24 and counting

>>37991787
KLHL gang

>>37991787
Only girls, I’m bisexual but scared of real men

>>37991787
Aroace, tried it once to see what the fuss was about. Not worth it, I can do a better job myself.

>>37991787
the only time i came close the guy ended up taking me home and then apologizing profusely the next day because i was smashed and he thought he was taking advantage of me......

>>37991321
>elden ring
will he play until he complete the game?

>>37992349
what a nice dude

>>37991787
Yes, but 3D is not the same as 2D and... whichever level of D Vtubers count as

>>37991365
If you live in a city, you can probably search around for a rental service for a ps4/5. More expensive than PS Now but you get to play the DLC which are arguably the best parts of BB.

>>37992572
I doubt it

>>37991787
The only semi-action I’ve got is from actual predators so nah, they scare me.

>>37992572
Takes around 100 hours to complete the game, probably not.

>>37992823
im so sorry anon

>>37992349
What a sweet guy

>>37992920
It’s fine, it gets better

>>37992015
Yeah, I like cuddling. Thanks.

>>37991787
I slept around a lot when I was in my early 20s before I realized I was doing it as a form of self harm.

>>37993072
I love you! I hope you’re safer now! .. I am So high I am so sorry Lol

>>37992313
I don't remember typing this. I wish I didn't do it it really wasn't worth it I hate men. I didn't need to do it to know I didn't like sex but....idk fuck society man....

>>37991787
I'm pretty sure I'm aro/ace and have no interest in getting it on with anyone or anything.

>>37991787
Been with 3.
I have sucked a lot of dicks though, mostly for material stuff.

>>37993425
material? are you an artist or a writer?

>>37992703
>>37992945
he was and deserves someone who can treat him well, so not me
>>37993072
i want to hug this anon

>>37993454
anon I think they mean for things in general, not art supplies

>>37993454
I mean like physical goods, games, consoles that kind of stuff.

I am so parasocial for you guys. Hearing sad stories makes me sad and hearing hopeful stories makes me hopeful. I need to lay down

>>37993531
>>37993537
oh my bad, slow brain

>>37993586
I know right? It's like 4am here and now I am just feeling sad for everyone as I laze in the dark lol

should tell some happy stories or something...

>>37993682
I'm watching Sonny. Sonny makes me happy.

>>37993682
An old best friend of mine reached out to me recently and we’re talking again. :)

>>37897809
And I got a 3 day bancation for giving you mine... I learnt my lesson

>>37993682
I finally got a cat after 15 years of wanting one, her name is chaa, it means tea.

>>37993847
congratulations anon! i'd be much lonelier without mine. give her a little boop for me

>>37993682
i think i finally got back into drawing.. im so happy about it ;v;

>>37993322
I didn't know aroace was a thing and bought into the "you'll find someone eventually" and the guy was a nice dude that I appreciated as a person. So I don't technically regret it. But if I could turn back time knowing what I do now, I wouldn't have done it.

wtf you guys are so nice...

>>37993760
hes been having fun, glad i can catch him tonight!
>>37993795
oh nice, hope youre having fun catching up
>>37993847
chaa thats such a cute name, what kind of cat is she?
>>37993952
congrats anon! hope youre having fun bringing your ideas to life through your doodles and sketches

>>37993682
I got a free coffee and a half dozen of donuts today from my local shop for some kind of event. I gave the donuts to my workmates and it made them happy.

>>37993395
not even your oshi?

>>37993682
i finished a task that i've put off for two years. it only took twenty minutes and i regret not doing it sooner, but at least that's one less weight off my shoulders

>>37993682
I'm about to finally get a job, it's not much, but at least it's something

There are a surprising number of aroace anons ITT

>>37994048
you should've eaten some so you get nice and plump

>>37994125
Fucking based

>>37994048
half dozen donuts sounds so fucking good, god i havent had a donut in months

>>37994055
I love him a lot and wish I had someone close to me like him, but not in a sexual way. I like reading horny shit but thinking about actually participating in it makes me uncomfortable

>>37994040
She's just a stray cat, I really want to show a picture but she has very distinctive patterns and I don't want to dox myself

>>37994091
one less thing to stress about and thats all that matters is that you got it done
>>37994114
congrats on your job! money is always nice

>>37994091
i relate to this so bad... good job on finally getting that task done.
>>37994114
that's a big step! congrats. remember to treat yourself to something nice

>>37994122
allos are probably more likely to find a fleshchuuba that they find attractive and watch them instead of vtubers.

I just wanna live a simple married life and have 6 kids with a nice husband but society makes that difficult. At least I have my anime boys …………haha…

>>37994282
Oh my God, me too! I can’t wait to be a cute pregnant housewife.

i thought aroace was a pokemon or something

>>37994122
i'm not but self-insert stuff turns me off, whether it's fictional, vtubers or celebrities

>>37994282
are you me? i dream about this, i just want to be a cute housewife making lunches for my kids to take to school..

>>37993981
I almost bought into that but every time I get close to a guy or even imagine myself with a man I get so genuinely disgusted. Like I'd rather eat my own vomit than to have a man close to me. And I'm disgusted by women so I'm not lesbian either. I tried to force myself to like it one last time and ended up feeling terrible. Everything was consentual thankfully, but I just hate this pressure that you need to find someone and you HAVE to enjoy sex because everyone else does so why can't you? I'm at least thankful for 2D boys and male vtubers. They give me all the happiness I could ever need and I'm never going to pressure myself to be near a 3D male ever again.

>>37994208
no worries, im sure she's a super cute cat

>>37994170
that makes two of us though i imagine him getting plowed by other men for fun

>>37994208
don't feel pressured to but what about just some toe beans

>>37994568
Are you me

this is the most balanced mixture of posts
>yume
>fujo
>socposting

>>37994517
I'm lucky in that I'm just entirely indifferent about it. It's just "meh, I'd rather spend that time reading a book". Thank god for 2D guys.

>>37994805
i blame wife for leaving for so long, i had to redirect my parasocialness elsewhere

kyo

>>37994642
>>37994566
I don't actually post her on social media anyways so I'm sure it's fine

>>37995120
Awww, she's adorable! Thanks for sharing, anon!

>>37995120
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
CUTE

>>37995120
what a fat cat

>>37995120
cute cat!

>>37995120
such a cute kitty!!

>>37991787
virgin until marriage so probably forever >>37994282
Same anon, I feel you anon...

>>37995120
I LOVE HERRRRRRR. YES HER. since you paid cat tax i'll pay mine, i've posted him in main already anyways

>>37994689

>>37995213
Kek she only weighs 8 lbs actually

>>37995264
I love cats, your darling is beautiful. Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

>>37995120
so floofy c:

>>37995264
yes pet posting, this is what i like

>>37995264
cutie!! i love the sailor collar

>>37995264
SO CUTE T___T

>>37995264
Here I'll post another picture

>>37995426
CUTEEE

>>37995426
i love cats and their silly poses... their goofy little faces

>>37995426
here kitty kitty (๑๑)

>>37995426
What a smug little grin on that silly face

>>37995426
why is your cat so photogenic i am jelly

>>37980663
>>37975130
Interrupting the cute cat photos, before I forget since it's page 10!
Suggested tags: MobMysta, MobShu, frottage, voyeurism, public space

Fromsoft Vox really hits different. It's ridiculous that it look him this long to get comfortable streaming them again especially since it was highlighted in his debut. Better late than never though and he's streaming them now when he's in a better mental state which is great.

hello I'm new here. they said you have cats here. Also I love Shu

>>37996161
we do, i see main is spying on us again

>>37995426
ABSOLUTE UNIT

>Cat posting
Today this thread was based.
Im getting a new kitten soon sisters, hes gonna lose an eye though, gonna name him venom(as in venom snake.)

>>37996196
I came here because I heard that cute cat pictures were being posted

>>37996161
describe at least 3 things you love about shubert, GO!

>>37996196
sorry!! I'm not a spy! (promise) but cats pic you know...

>>37995120
she's so fat and fluffy, so cute

>>37996243
atleast pretend to blend in and post boys

>>37996260
AAAA
his voice, his strong (emotional) mentality, his creativity, his cheeks (thats more than 3 woops)

>>37996161
welcome, feel free to share any thoughts you have about shu
>>37996219
i've never met him but i love your one-eyed kitty. you can't see it in the pic but mine's missing a piece of his ear

>>37996261
enjoy the cat pics

i'm sorry I snitched I just wanted everyone to see how cute your cat is

>>37996324
holy based
enjoy the pussy pics! i also love peto

Page 10 now, so weed gummy kindred if you're still here, I hope you’re alright, 100mg is a lot I took 50mg once and felt it for what seemed like three days straight in a bad way, so I’m gonna concernfag for you Drink water, stay comfortable, and sleep if you need to

>>37996391
not forgiven

>>37996283
Does this count

>>37996492
from the thumbnail i thought this was fuuchan in a wedding dress. now i'm disappointed

>>37996492
no

>>37996283
no

>>37996492
no, kill yourself

>>37996520
>fuuchan in a wedding dress

perfect breeding material

>>37996391
yes, more attention from main is all we need rn great job

>>37996492
enner is hot but he doesn't belong here. i don't know if it would've been better or worse if you'd used the version with ovidia in jt

>>37996609
KEK

>>37996424
i cant wait to hear from them tomorrow

>>37996661
off yourself pedophile

>>37996527
>>37996539
But you said post boys.....

the thread was so nice, off yourself snitch