/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

touch gurass

I had a nice poop today.
It was quick, smooth but not too smooth. And it it came out at the same time it normally does.
About an hour after my first meal of the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J50SJRmAwQ
In these trying times, I offer a glimpse into the past, when we didn't know how good we had it.

Healing
Tranquility
Happy
Squelching in shark juice
Gura is coming back and thats all I care about.

I LOVE GAWR GURA

>>37975741
At least timestamp something interesting if you're going to be a faggot.

>>37975747
Same desu

Gawr Gura is my first love. I'm 31.
What the heck.

>>37975747

Dec 1st, that's the end of NNN, she must be planning to cybersex us!

love shark

>>37975476
Remember when Gooba defeated Eliminated Pekora in Mario Kart. I sure did.

>>37976595
she nyoomed her best

>cum cum cum cum cum
what did she mean by this

>>37975555
Checked
Squirty pissy ASMR soon

>>37976783
WELCOME TO THE SHARKZONE

Shark slitty... ToT

>>37976969
So puffy and squishy and soft and warm and musky licky licky sharkie slitty

You really want me to goom, huh?

I want to service Gura's feet while she looks upon me disdainfully

Chum

I def need to get a switch to bully Gura in Mario Kart.

>>37977150
UUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37976595
Man i hope the MK tournament doesn't follow the sportfes route

How do we prevent the next eb

Stop it Chumbies! Making me horny...

Gura hand.

All seems well so far...

Gura, jerk me off!

>>37977800
I want to hold it as I tell her how much I love her so badly, bros...

The girly scent of Gura's child panties, presenting me the puffiness of her cun cun under a cute tiny ribbon, the soft silky fabric sticking to the inside of her slitty, pulling her panties back and seeing her rosy red puffy mons and some yellowish streaks on the fabric, hours worth of her ambrosia marinating right by her little girl kitty...

Gura is a real idol and my real girlfriend.

why so quiet

>got the wuhan flu
> might not make it to the 1st

gura is back i'm so happy yay

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>37977800
I wanna warm her hands up with mine when she's cold and kiss her forehead and her cheeks.

Gurass

>>37977800
full video anywhere?

>>37977800

So since the next stream is on Thursday, does that mean she is done with her Japanese lessons or is she still doing it or it's moved to a different day? She had that schedule which seemed designed around that. I don't think Cover would've used the opportunity of a broken computer to express ship Gura to do what they wanted her to do for November~December which is probably a 3D showcase. Cover's track record doesn't make me think they are that smart to do that.

>>37977622
In who can enter or the actual event because this years events really pale in comparison to last years event of the same name in who showed up and in engagement. Just seems like it's last minute or introducing rule changes that don't make sense like how they killed Rust streams. I'd welcome if they tried something new in place of those events around those times.

>>37975462
Anyone who thinks she's not going to pull the same shit for Christmas is retarded. She's going to take another 2 week break where she completely forgets about us to go spend time with her "family".

>>37978738
On her channel.

>>37975462
>everything is working, it's been fixed for several days
>still doesn't stream

Imagine being her husband and feeling her affectionate hugs. Imagine hearing her singing and humming every day while she prepares meals for you. Imagine princess carrying her to bed when she falls asleep in front of tv and giving her a goodnight forehead kiss. Imagine waking up to her caresses on your face and seeing her smile first thing in the morning. Imagine feeling the heat of her lips when you kiss her. Imagine feeling her heartbeat when you hug her tightly. Imagine wiping the tears from her baby face when she's depressed and you feel needed by her. Imagine talking about future projects together. Imagine becoming parents of the children born from the love you shared.

shark brain eroi

>>37979017
imagine the smell

>>37978911
I'm ok with her spending time with her family, Its the Holiday she should just like all of us should. Gura will be back to normal after the end of this year. Its always rocky this time of year, I can say that this is the most she has not streamed then anything so I know a lot of stuff have gone on but if she wants to take an extra week or 2 off for Christmas then she should.

Gura...do you know how much I've missed you? And how worried I've been? I hope everything is ok.

>mentally ill threadshitter still camping this split trying to convince people to drop Gura
Find a better hobby

>>37978882
I don't think they will change rules for the MK tournament, i don't think they even have rules, what i really fear is that they may make the event JP only

look at it

I just remembered her telling us she got bad news from a doctor and then stopped before telling us the exact details...I hope this absence wasn't related to that.

>>37979296

I'm looking...

Amazing what a single tweet can do

>>37979174
Kill yourself bjoarn

>>37977800
her skin is so saggy
it's just hanging off the bones

>>37979085
But where's the Goob brain?

Gura pee so warm and tasty...

>>37979454

>>37979686
DON'T YOU DARE!!!

Gura's all bundled up

wiggle wiggle wiggle

Deluxe Soft Gura

>>37979782
Can't wait for all the winter art of Gura is skin tight knitted sweaters looking cute and cozy.

I miss my little princess

>>37980120
Gura needs big and cozy scarves/sweaters to keep her tiny body warm

>>37979782
I'm also bundled up in one of my 5 recently dried blankets.

>>37980215
Nothing beats the feeling of freshly washed and dried blankets

>>37979898
Look at her wiggle

fish leg

recently youtube has been sending me notifications for random streams and clips because there hasn't been a gura stream notification for so long

>>37979586

>>37980259
The warmth, the smell, the weight of them...
It feels like a night long hug.

>>37980582
Youtube's just been weird in general.
I got recommended a 0 view song cover from some ugly dude released 6 months prior prior yesterday.
It was not a good cover.

why does she sound so much like the squirrel from SpongeBob sometimes?

What do you think her return stream will be?

>>37980852
Either Sonic or Pokemon, if not then a chatting stream

>>37980852
3d dogeza

What do you call this body type?

>>37980897
Golden

>>37980852
showing off me, her bf

>>37979586
The what?

>>37980852
Hoping for a zatsu.

>>37980852
Selling a product of some sort so she doesn't have to read chat

So how many of you are planning to be fucking whores tonight? Be honest.

>>37981371
I've always been a whore, this break flew by.

>>37981371
Nah just watching streams like a fucking loser.

>>37981371

>>37981371
imagine having the social skills to even be able to fuck a whore. There's no way that shit wouldn't be as awkward as fuck. Plus putting my dickk where another dick has been in the last 24 hours? No thanks.

>>37981475
Another cunny is singing

>>37980852
Probably romantic cuddly kissy asmr.

>>37981576
Ah ok you are bait posting to get and people to try and hate raid another vtuber again.
Kindly fuck off.

god i want to be hugged by gawr right before she eats me

>>37981635
Remove the and from that
I'm tired not ESL =(

>>37981371
Why would I be fucking whores tonight? What's special about tonight that requires fucking whores?

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>37979174
Atlantean Guard Bjoarn

>>37981695
Well it's the end of NNN so...

>>37977800
>has to manually set her hand otherwise risk bruising
KWAB

>>37981748

>>37980852
singing Alabama African-American in a high leg leotard while baby shark plays in the background

>>37981794
First of all, we're days away no matter how much I wish it was the 1st tomorrow. Second, I've been blasting fat nuts into onaholes all month long because it's the nonstop month, not the no month.

buds, i shidded

Chumbies I can't stop farting

>>37981893
Don't you americans get your days early though? Other side of the dateline and all..

>>37980904
This isn't rindou...

Sex with a fembud.

>>37981973
sex with a farting fembud.

I'm gong to break my porn habit, with the help of gura

>>37981943
In this, there are no lines. Chumbuds Sans Frontieres. 72 to 70 hours away no matter where you are.

>>37981973
Based
>>37982007
Not based you should have said pissing

>>37982076
well a bit of pee might slip out mid fart...

>>37980852
SNOT collab

If you goomed in Gura's tea, would she still drink it?
Or, alternatively, if Gura goomed in your tea, would you still drink it?

>>37981943
to the west of the international date line is where the clock shows the latest time and date. to the east is where it shows the earliest. anyone (e.g. the US) west of the prime meridian in greenwich and east of the date line sees the day arrive later than average; anyone east of the prime meridian (e.g. europe) and west of the date line sees the day arrive earlier than average.

>>37982163
yes and double yes

>>37982207
sounds complicated. US should just adopt australian time and be done with it.

>>37982258
yes, the australian time zone system is well-known for being simple and sensible, with its north-south disagreement over the use of summer time, and its half- and QUARTER-FUCKING-HOUR offsets from UTC.

lol
chumbuds
looooooooool

>>37982387
yeah me

>>37982306
Australian shitposting literally transcends time itself

>>37982422
I have a chair like that but the hole is in the front

>>37982488
our time is simple really. When Gura streams it's 12pm... when it is daylight savings here and not daylight savings in the US, or 10am when it's not daylight savings here and is daylight savings in the US. Simples. Oh and it's a different day in the US.

>>37982422
i want to sniff her chair.

reminder that gura considers her chumbies to be both submissive and breedable

Is /ggg/ the horniest fanbase?

Would gura get annoyed and angry at me if I spent hours and hours just playing with and sniffing her butthole?

Goodnight goofbuds, you are cute and funny

>>37982941
well horniness inversely correlates to chest size, so.... like look at suisei's fans, Ina's fans... many examples.

>>37982941
No not even close

>>37983057
being horny for a large titted woman is weird to me.

I have gotten drunk for the first time in 2 weeks because I know my wife will be streaming soon

>>37982387
more liek chudchuds lol

>>37983258
chud is the most inoffensive thing I've ever been called. Don't even know why they use it.

>>37983042
You're cute and funny!

hey give me your sammich

I JUST FARTED

sometimes I smell my farts and imagine they're Gura's farts.

you brapfags are weird

more Sanic
Pokemon
Christmas karaoke
Christmas cooking stream (with cam!)

>>37983928
VR mogus

>>37982689
not worth it i had a female coworker friend over once and she sat on my couch for like 4 hours and after she left there was literally zero scent when i checked

>>37983881
meanwhile you'd divorce Gura if she dropped are real furry garbage smelling fart wouldn't you.

Soon.

>>37983984
Never happening.

vr farting stream when?

>>37983988
once as a pizza driver, I got asked by these 2 cute girls for a lift somewhere inbetween pizza deliveries. I sniffed their seats afterwards, smelled sweet. Guess it just depends. We had that guy in parliament that sniffed a woman's chair, that was funny.

>>37983496

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZYsL0rbTHA <- me.

>>37984282
she will farton stream one day and i will sniff it by farting at the same time and pretending it was hers

>lovebomb incoming
how will she top the master shrimp stream?

>>37984411
Me personally I'm hoping for a fart bomb stream.

I want to hear her thanksgiving stories

>goob dec 1

>>37984411
something something pessimistic reply I just want her back, fuck the lovebomb
>>37984547
There might not be any, if she really was in Japan doing business.

>>37980852
personally hoping for pokemon but it will probably be sonic for the memery

>>37984547
I want to hear her fart stories

>>37984326
if she farts on stream, I will literally sniff the entire earth's atmosphere until I have inhaled her fart. I have a big nose. I am more than capable. I'm like the Badland Chugs of fart sniffing.

be 100% honest
>do you think Gura will skip this pokemon arc
>do you want Gura will skip this pokemon arc

the only thing I want is the promise to stream more

>>37984411
I don't want to be a dependent little needy pussy bitch, but i would really really like some kind of love bomb from her, just to reinforce our existing bonds. Just an teeny weeny little love bomb. But until then, I'll just rewatch her previous lovebombs, including the maid stream.

>>37984836
>think
the mind of goob is unpredictable at best and i cannot definitively guess if she will or not
>want
god i fucking hope she skips it

>>37984836
I wouldn't complain if she skipped it, but I do want at least one stream in hopes of her making fun of it.

>>37984547
she finally came out to her family as a national socialist during thanksgiving dinner. They're proud of her and offered their full support.

Gura's hot gas straight into your mouth

>>37984836
>who knows
>only if it bugs out and she makes fun of it

>>37984836
Pokemon isn't Gura's speed so I don't care if she skips it

>>37984940
i was watching these 3d animations of genshin characters farting into each others mouth. But what mystifies me is where the fuck did that guy get the sound effects from? They were frighteningly accurate.

>>37984836
I doubt it. Despite her not liking these types of games much, she trend hops a lot.

>>37984411
5 Christmas themed karaokes. minimum.

Delivery dec 1 !

>>37977800
Imagine holding hands with Gura. TuT

>>37984836
She should play it just because she's one of the few who could mock it openly and get away with it

This is a child, don't you have any shame?

>>37985168
not really, no

>>37985168
the only shame I have is that her pissy child cunny isn't in my mouth right now.

I wonder how bad Gura's farts were after that bag of sugar free candy....

>>37985562
there's a non zero percentage chance that she literally sharted. I've stared into that abyss, I've eaten those gummi bears before. But the fuckin pains in the stomach it causes is unbearable.

>>37984836
I dont really care much what game she plays. I just want her to have fun and enjoy.
My question is, will she enjoy pokemon?
Maybe another fart game would suit her better.
trombone champ was one of her best streams in recent memory

>>37985661
the way she laughed at the fart jokes seemed really innocent and enduring. She was so cute.

Would you forgive her if she did an age restricted asmr stream?

>>37985874
there'd be nothing to forgive. She might have to apologise for the destructive semen tsunami it creates. All low lying nations would be decimated.

GURA IS MY WAIFU!

>>37986101
strange looking Gura

>Archive reps
>Autists implode
>Women sperging
>Estrogen levels at an all time high
>Board filled with blue
Being a patientbud is nothing but winning. My oshi is so powerful that her mere existence can cause this much seethe.

>>37985874
I will forgive her if she does a stream of herself farting, and perhaps, sharting into the mic.

FUCK gura

>>37986764
Don't mind if I do!

I finally listened to that song now that Gura is coming back. Its meh. I would like it more if it was idols only. Looks like it was a flop too.

>>37986758
i want her to shart into a ziplock bag and mail it to me.

>>37986821
all collabers flop.

Gura will do bratty little sister ASMR as an apology for her absence

>>37986979
little sister bathtime asmr... the sounds of her being taught how to wash her cunny properly...

do you think Gura can fit in this hoodie
https://gear.xbox.com/products/xbox-mini-controller-hoodie

>>37986979
I expect nothing so that I am not disappointed.

>>37987207
what the fuck is this

Is it safe to say you miss Gura now?

>>37986979
I suspect she will cybersex us, seems like she wants to celebrate the end of No Nut November.

>>37986101
hi jacob

>>37987207
god merch is fuckin gay. Like I'm here struggling for every dollar while basedfaggots spend $40 on this shit. Sorry, yes Gura would look cute in a tiny sweater.

>>37987741
fuck. i got filtercucked.

>>37980852
A 2 hour stream where she sounds like she wants to do literally anything else, and she spends most of the stream constantly checking the clock to see if it's been 2 hours yet.

>>37980852
anal gaping cam stream, see how wide we can get her in 2 hours.

>>37986979
Gura will do her regular 3 hour streams for the next two weeks before she disappears for yet another two weeks.

>>37985661
What other fart games are there?

>>37988161
The Skyrim fart mod perms...

>>37988161
Does Fable count?

>>37988161
Hide the fart

Come to me, I stream.

I can't believe Gura managed to get me in to an entire new genre of video games with just 3 Muse Dash streams before getting the game ripped out of her coldblooded shark hands

I want to drink Gura's pee.

>>37988710

>>37988764
ambrosia...

>>37988710
Go away Risu

What would it feel like to push the head of my penis into Gura's vagina?

>>37988826
I would literally give my entire life savings to drink out of the bowl

>>37988799
fucking based setlist I will give her that

>>37988826
>>37988993

>>37977800
I still can't believe she's real...

>>37989526
do not give the jews an inch. You really think they're not scamming these poor girls?

gooruh got raped in singapore

>>37990135
Hey man almost an entire setlist of rock and metal and classics I have just been enjoying myself

This will solve nothing. The underlying problem of her being disinterested in streaming remains. Rrats are plentiful of course. Perhaps it's due to the clusterfuck the branch became, maybe she's not doing well health wise, or maybe she's simply burned out. Maybe she even suffers from depression or other such issue. The end result is the same either way, and we had essentially a whole year of spotty streaming behind us.

I knew it was over for me when I barely noticed her recent absence, and when my first thought after the tweet was along the lines of hoping my other oshi doesn't stream that day or has a filler stream because I feel obliged to watch Gura, but all the joy is gone. The only thing that can save Gura is months of consistent streaming, and I'm doubtful if she has that in her anymore. All signs point to no. Whatever the cause of all of this is, it has destroyed her drive. She's simply running on inertia, IF she's streaming.

>>37990622
that why i'm mad, I can't in good conscience watch an enjoy her content. I enjoyed her previous breaded form. Hope she'll be okay. I wish all the girls in idol no ill will, just the company itself.

Borg

>>37990929
That's pizza, Gura you dingus

>>37990903
okay not sure what I am missing but I assume you have your reasons, I just see a good karaoke and watch

No time too be antisemetic, I have to post gura eating burgers!

>>37977800
You ever watch this and just sit back and think, "Wow Gura is actually a real person that is actually living in my world, and I'll never meet her"

>>37991157
There's always time to be antisemitic

>>37991077
Now I'm hungry for the 'za. Thanks anons

>>37991157
I can save my counter-semitism for another time in the interest of not derailing the thread, so here's Gura enjoying a burg

ive been away from the threads since her pc died, did you anons do something to trigger the gura shitposters ? dude has been spamming the catalogue with shitty bait threads, its so silly

>>37991284
yeah can look at Israel's human rights violations another time. More burgers!

2 DAYS MORE

>>37991451
Nothing, this is how they usually act when Gura goes on break
>>37991530
Save the talk of usury and genital mutilation for another time, Gura needs to enjoy her burgers

hi chumbies, a random little girl hugged me out of the blue and makes me really flustered. thank you for reading my blog. p.s. shes 7 or 8

3 cats and whoever the fuck that is betwen okayu and fubuki

>>37991187
Yeah...

>>37991451
Gura merely existing makes these fuckheads seeth like rabid animals. It's funny. Better they shit up the catalog than interfere with our comfyposting.

>>37991187
Everyday

>>37991603
Yeah we can talk about how the holocaust narrative is used to reduce the birthrates of white europeans somewhere else. Gura's too hungry for that kind of talk.

Borger

Soon.

The perfect breeding body...

>I have two sides…. the nicest girl you’ll ever meet… and twisted fucking cycle path ……..

Gura's post burger poops!

>>37988799
doesn't look like a rhombus

Imagine make up sex with Gura after a nasty fight...

You stinky

>>37992230
smel gud yet?

>>37992110
Please remove that mascott.jpg behind gawr

>>37991621
zeta.....

>>37992230
use hot water next time

AIEE CHUMBIES, THE BOOTLEG IS TESTING ME

Did Gura ever say what shampoo or perfume she uses?

chumbies i fell down the lucky star ytp rabbithole
every video is almost 15 years old
i am reminded of my own mortality again and i dont like it

Guess who's here kek

>>37992887
Holy late.... He gave her 4 red superchats this stream

>>37992964
I know lmao. I'm enjoying it tooo

I came

>>37992887
>>37992964
>>37993021
kys

>>37992887
I got him the second hbd from heebie.. whale secured?

Just because you guys grooming a 2view exasperated her into coming back once doesn't mean grooming a jewview is gonna work, at least go to the proper thread for this.

>>37993126
I will be the last chumboo. Fuck off faggot

>>37992876
I want to go back

>>37993174
>2 view
She had 1800 viewers but ok

>>37993174
>4view*
Fix your shit, faggot

>>37992887
>this is my competition

>>37992887

>>37993176
If you really want to keep talking about that jew cunt I'm going to do something bad to her

Wow, shills working overtime tonight

>>37993325
Do it faggot

>>37993250
>>37993293
He's talking about how anons groomed a /here/ chuuba into returning after most recent indefinite hiatus

Guys, I think I’m just gonna leave Gura for yuko, I wish her the best though

>>37993325
Not if I fuck her smelly cunt first, faggot. Is this a challenge?

>>37993410
Bye bye

My own exasperation aside, there's funny about seeing her shining white knights immediately twotime her as soon as her back is turned. Bjoarn trying to slide into ones DM and now this >>37992887.

Are you all just bandwagoning whores? Jesus I swear its someone new every few months.
Am I the only one that's unironic when I say I love Gura??

>>37993410
If you're trying to create anti for that cunt then you're doing good

>>37988161
I just started playing The Long Drive today and it has a whole shit/piss system. Does that count? Can we go on a roadtrip with gura?

>>37993465
It's called competition, anon. If Gura doesn't stream for half a fucking month, they won't be there with their arms crossed, shut the fuck up. Just let them enjoy Gura and yuko

>>37993465
Don't forget tranny hooper, he went full anti and shills every other loli chuuba.

>>37993545
Is this fucking jealousy?

For me, it's Gawr Gura of Hololive EN Gen 1 -Myth-

>>37993502
Well, I'm here. So you're not the only one

>>37993592
I definitely understand being frustrated with the constant absences, but that ain't the point. Go enjoy the competition somewhere that isn't the Gawr Gura thread, you retards.

>>37993465
>>37993545
>>37993307
>>37993303
Holy fucking shit

>>37993502
I don't think that the ones posting about her here are genuine fans. You wouldn't talk about Gura in an unrelated thread either, especially when you are supposed to be a regular in that thread and should know that even posting about her own genmates is frowned upon to say the least. I just feel bad for the people who actually like her.

>>37993592
You can enjoy that but not here, this is Gura's thread

>>37993637
>>37993707
Hello discord!

>>37993502
Don't plan on leaving but I can appreciate such a good karaoke setlist and what appears to be an actual drive to stream

>>37993726
I'll talk about other girls but it's always girls that Gura is friends with

>>37993643
Jealousy for what retard. I don't give a shit about her, just stop it already.

>>37993745
Same here, I just hate when you faggots go on satanizing everyone that isn't gura, holy shit. Just enjoy someone else's content while she's absent.

>>37993592
>I LOVE GURA! I LOVE GURA! SHES MY WIFE!
>I LOVE HER MORE THAN YOU, YES ITS TRUE!
>*Immediately abandons her the moment she leaves*
Lmao. You people are a joke.

>>37993823
Then do it in an appropriate thread, not here.

>>37993797
Then why is she living rent-free in your head, nigger? You're just fueling discussion about her kek

>>37993840
Kek, not me

>>37993823
This is the GURA thread you fucking faggot. You have like 30 god damn threads on the catalog to talk your 2view, go there.

>>37993880
JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

Gura's mommy

>>37993948
Aww, are you frustrated? Grow thicker skin faggot, are you that new?

>>37993975
Oyakodon

>>37994023
Ironic coming from a dude who can't stop talking about off topic cunt on Gura's thread

>>37993707
>>37993592
I'm well aware you have to be delusional to think you'll ever have a change with Gura even though I WILL marry her but it's pretty sad to see how easily people will jump ship. I haven't even been happy with how she's handled this break or some of her past breaks but shilling out to other girls so easily just seems weird to me. I don't mind having less people to worry about though

With all the fags leaving, I'm looking forward to the increase in gfe from Gura since only based cumbuds will remain.

>>37994447
Don't forget the patientbuds and the ojisans

>>37994447
Only the strong remain now

You guys are also getting raided by the chosen people.

ok i just checked out the jew ghost

a-am i crazy? she sounds exactly like gura. are we being psyopped? this isnt going to make me not antisemetic.

>>37995179
>Nobody posting
>Raided

>>37995387
One soldier attacking a castle is still a raid, even if it does nothing

>>37992804
you activated my trap card

/ggg/ is finally healing...

Gura took time off because she kept sharting. Now that she's finally got her problem under control, she can stream again.

>>37995365
She's good but I can't support her on principle. I think she has a lot of promise, so it's unfortunate she signed on with that agency. I will continue to dedicate myself to Gura first, and Fauna/Moom/IRyS second

>>37995456
That's not a raid, you ESL retard

>>37995549
Gura should have stopped eating sugar free candy

>>37995504
Resident shitposter burned all his ips making somewhere around 14 ghost girl threads and all got nuked but like 1

>>37995617
A soldier is part of a military group.

>>37995745
Yes, he's part of a military group, but not a military group you absolute unit of a retard

>>37995617
That definition is stupid because bandits can raid.

>>37995812
>"Bandits" in plural
Where is your point? We're talking about a group.

>>37995549
shes not a fart shark, okay?

>>37995864
>Where is your point?
I can raid a pantry. I'm not a group or a military. What now?

I only watch Gura, IRyS and Rindou.
Is that considered twotiming?

>>37995811
>>37995864
Raid is planned by a group and they choose to sent one person? That's a raid

>>37995959
dumbud... that's threetiming

>>37995995
i love gura the most though, the other are mere entertainment, they fill the air while my wife is away.

>>37995960
Nice definition! Did you pull it out of your ass, retard?

>>37996068
>they fill the air
yeah, with gas

>>37996088
>usually

>>37996088
I just read the first image.

>>37992716
they're not allowed to say because the crazies will drink that shit.
it's in the idol handbook

>>37996185
gura, even IRyS has said what shampoo she uses. stop making shit up.

>>37996244
ok so what shampoo does she use

>>37996289
my cum

>>37996088
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/raid
> a daring operation against a competitor

>>37993502
Jesus christ. I go away to fap for an hour or so and I come back to find her whales abandoning her. How fucking weak is their love. Disgusting. I will be the final chumbud, i can't be pulled away by some jew temptress. Pathetic

>>37996160
Usually what? Where are they suggesting that a raid can be done by a single person? Get your shit together, dumbud

>>37993823
literal anti.

>>37996289
pantene, what scent?
lavender

>>37994474
tfw patientbud, cumbud and ojisan. I'm literally perfect for her.

>>37996526
Yeah, me, i am all of those.

>>37996369
I dunno, sounds to me like she might be the better Gura

>>37995365
obvious falseflag, but kikebitch sounds fucking nothing like her. No one has ever sounded like Gura. How can you retards not hear how unique her voice is. You cunts don't even appreciate her.

>>37996600
but american angus beef

>>37996369
Its annoying that they act all high and mighty, then do shit like this.

>>37996383
>usually by a small group of people
Suggests that a raid by a single person, or a large group would be unusual, but possible.

>>37996600
Shut the fuck anon, please. Don't be this delusional...

>>37996602
guess this is the discord trannies new angle. It's all so tiresome.

>>37996600
>How can you retards not hear how unique her voice is
Maybe they watch on mobile or use tin cans for headphones or just bad ears idk

This guy should reply to hiself more to make it seem even more real that anyone cares

Is there any truth to that catalog thread about Gura and Mori actually being in indoland with Watame or is it a translator taking liberties?

>>37996755
They are with Watame in spirit.

>>37996600
Some people must have some fucked up hearing I guess, maybe that's why there's people out there who don't appreciate her ASMR and karaoke. What a sad existence.

>>37996775
Yeah I assumed so, but apparently Watame actually went physically

>>37996755
Translation is 100% correct but I think Watame was being hyperbolic not literal.
I don't think they are there but it's not TOTALLY impossible.

>>37996822
Okay okay interesting, guess we will have to wait and see

>>37996600
Chumbies have shit audio gear. This is known.

>>37996785
i sleep to her voice, i shower to her voice, i do chores to her voice, i build shit while listening to her voice. Pretenders don't even come close.

>>37996871
i use massive speakers from a hifi i bought in 91. They're loud. My neighborhood all get to enjoy her voice.

>>37996600
I had no interest until these retards said they sounded the same, I couldn't even pretend to think they sounded the same. Gura's voice is way too unique

>>37996822
If she's in indonesia, that means she's actually withing 5000km of me! IM GONNA FUCKKING GOOM AGGAIN...

>>37996755
No. Didn't Mori stream regularly right before the event?

>>37996799
Watame did, the con paid for everything. Gura and Mori just did it through video

>>37996962
>Way too unique
She sounds like a basic white girl

>>37996962
jew ghost is just another azn. they all sound the same. That's why Gura stands out. A bastion of whiteness in a sea of yellow.

>>37997042
exactly. And thus PERFECT. Like a childhood friend full of youth and vigor. Her voice is so awesome it makes me age backwards.

>>37996950
I was talking more about the kids listening to streams through their iphone speakers. I know a couple of the /here/buds are audio autists.

>>37997131
I still use the speakers I took from my job 10 year ago.

>Gura returns with a shill stream
how does it make you feel?

>>37997349
Depends on what she is shilling.