/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I choose this one

what if gura convinced you to tie her up, but then changed randomly into tied up gawr, what would you do?

>>37959061
force her to stream

>>37959018
>>37958968
>>37958932

Happy for you guys.
I wonder what she'll stream? I think shes schizo enough to think sonic has it out for her

How are we doing /ggg/

These next 2 days are going to be very long...

a

Gurass

>screenshotting your own tweets to post here
>>37959116
I'd like to see her finish Sonic but any game should be fine as long as she's having fun with it

All it took was one tweet for them to seethe and shit up the catalog lmao

>>37959130
I am fapping right now, want to join?

>>37959198
Love how both extremes of the spectrum are just as schizophrenic, creating their personal headcanon and just rolling with it.

>>37959245
I've seen some bossfights and they actually go hard which is odd for a sonic game.
They look fun

>>37959248
Some anons dedicate their autistic hyper-fixations to hating Gura

>>37959198
always the fuckin jews

>>37959287
building a pc probably would take gura two weeks

>>37959130
My wife is alive and well. There is no better feeling

>>37959315
EVERY
TIME

>>37959315
If you guys are going to keep bringing her up might as well shill that she's monetized and has a karaoke later today.

>>37959315
He's literally a BR and a HERfag

Sex with a fembud.

>>37959335
>two weeks
Gura can't build a PC, she would take the end of times to build it.

>>37959490
(Male)

Hey guys, sorry it took so long for Gura to return, you see I have something to confess, a few days ago Gura was teasing me during one of our sessions and I may have taken it too far and she was practially bedridden until today, it seems Gura isn't mad at me over this which was a pleasant surprise because I really thought she had something pla

>inb4 her PC still isn't fixed when she comes back

>>37959490
based

>>37959516
>Fem(ale chum)bud
>(Male)

>>37959595
Well duh, how do you think she fixed her PC if she was with her family for Thanksgiving and in Japan?

Well how about that. Gura is back. Best news after coming home from work.
I wonder what was going on though

>>37959444
A sub-human doing the dirty work of the jews. Wow nothing is new.

>>37959107

>>37959490
Just say tranny it'll be less embarrassing

>>37960061
It's embarrassing that there are still people who think fembuds (female) don't exist.

She's going to tell us why she went silent on us, right?
If she doesn't and then leaves again, I'm going to scream unironically.

>>37960138
lol.

>>37958921
>takes breaks whenever she wants
>refuses to elaborate
>gets vesper suspended
>mindbreaks chumbuds and schizos equally
I'm thinking based

>catalog is Gura
>/hlgg/ is Gura
Calm the fuck down

I think Gura

>>37960061
I think im gonna go have sex with a tranny just in spite of this place at this point
Gura would probably be proud of me for trying new things.

>>37960138
i really, honestly don't care what the reason was, or how long the break was. what's disappointing is only that over and over she's not telling me when i'm supposed to show up or not show up.

>>37960241
Could Gura?

>>37960138
she won’t, and she will. Prepare yourself for that inevitability now

>>37960334
nyo

>>37959198
>>37959287
This is why coomerbuds, patientbuds, and ojisans will always be the superior chumbuds.

>>37960383
I'm a patientbud, and I love my coomerbuds and ojisan brothers

>>37960374
F

>>37960383
Pissbud status?

>>37960374
Based energy non-sender denying antis his energy.

>>37960334
fuck off with this shit, go back to global.

>>37960423
Pissbuds I consider to be a subset of coomerbuds

>>37959287
In the end, Gura is for our entertainment. Coming up with theories on wtf she's doing is an extension of that, and Gura communicating properly would rob us of that fun.

>>37960126
They exist they're just fem(male at birth)buds and the fact you need to cope is hilarious
>>37960256
Gura would be disgusted about the fact you want to fuck an axe wound

>>37960449
Teacuck....

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>37960468
Reasonable logic but I just wish it didn't infest the thread with so much estrogen.

>>37960508
kys tourist

The voices in my head told me she only came back because she loves me.

>>37960230
>/ggg/ is Gura
What is going on!?

>>37960501
If Gura got an axe wound in her tummy would you not want to fuck it?
Idk sounds kind of gay

>>37960539
>Projecting
You really don't belong here.

Post your softest Gura

>>37960594

They're still at it huh?

>>37960594

I would fuck Gura's atoms. T u T

>>37960588
Ironic

>>37960607
what do you mean

>>37960594
All my Guras are soft.

>>37960594

>>37931538

So soft I want to rub her belly

>>37960637
That's not how you use that word.

This is a little girl you sick fucks...

>>37960594
https://litter.catbox.moe/hzv5rw.jpg

>>37960716
Little girl cunny...

>>37960716
Oh I am indeed sick and my doctor confirmed my only cure is that little girl.

>>37960594

>>37960374
Based Gura.

>>37960423
thirsty

>>37960739
i uohed so hard i almost frew up.....
jesus that is good

All you cunny posters make me sick
posts more?

cripple shizo is having a big meltie

When is Gura going to do horny imouto RP where she steals us from some other girl?

>>37960716
And I want her to use her perfect little girl feet and pretty blue painted toes to give me a heavenly footjob

>>37960868
Slightly chubby cunny is the best

>>37960906
I could honestly see her doing a multiple Guras stream someday where she steals us from herself.

>>37960899
is.... is he ever not?

>>37960951
Coolbud status?

>>37961012
Ice cold

>>37961012
Frosty.

>>37961012
Oh fug, I didn't mean to reply to that post, oh nyo! still cool though but also dum, dumbud status?

>>37960607
suck my fucking cock, Gura will kneel to us and not you, pathetic enabler.

Mangement bullied her into finally saying something didn't they... I kinda feel like she didn't tweet that without someone pushing her to do it

>>37961012

>>37961012
Sub Zero

>>37961145
Yeah, I feel like she would have kept ghosting us until Thursday if management hadn't made her tweet.

>>37961050
All me

>>37961145
is obvious, it was even followed by a shill tweet

>>37961145
Manager hands wrote that tweet, remember how gura specifically pointed out they mess with her Twitter account

>casual youtube only offline playthrough watcher and youtube cover enjoyer
>rarevisit vt
>ZOMG drama Gura ignores fans
Are you frustrated?

>>37961254
I'd love to see you superchat this until she addresses it.

>>37961254
Why doesn't Gura just come up with a secret algorithm that she signs every tweet with that only gura fans would know and understand to tell whether or not she tweeted it

>>37961293
Her fans can tell she made both of those tweets. It's retarded schizos saying otherwise.

>>37961269
>I'm a subhuman tourist
>Here's my opinion
k

>>37961131
We all know if chumbuds get too pushy, she’s just going to ghost us all again. I legitimately believe if it’s bad enough, she’d rather graduate than stream.

So what's she gonna stream on the 1st?

>>37961372
Her love nectar into my throat

>>37961372
she's gonna stream on me

How come she knows her equipment will only be fixed on exactly December the 1st?

>>37961368
>she’d rather graduate than stream.
She will graduate into a marriage with me.

>>37961372
Gura and myself consummating our wedding

Chumbuds why is "no male collabs" the only thing you have over other fanbases? Your oshi doesn't even stream at all lmfao

>>37961372
Chumbie love making endurance ASMR + cunny cam
Probably something that'll let her not address anything nor read SCs

>>37961495
We also have
>no niji collabs
>no vshojo collabs
>no eceleb collabs
>actually getting invited to great 3D lives
>being part of hologra skits
>cunny

>Ayame, Aqua and Shion all have streamed more than Gura this month
Chumbies...the Gurayamefication is nearly complete..

>>37961547
>doesn't even collab with her fans
chumbuds...I..I kneel.........

>>37961145
yes

>>37961372
something that avoid her talking too much about her break

>>37961372
The 3d showcase.

I wonder why they're so obsessed with us

>>37961603
>over 90% of her fans are males
>she doesn't want to have anything to do with them
Truly the idol of EN

>>37961603
>doesn't even collab with her fans
This is a positive. Have you seen how mentally ill the majority are?

I love my wife so much!!

Even Reddit is making fun of us

>>37961870
old news

>>37961870
They seem to be at war with whether asking for more communication makes you an entitled parasocial loser or not.
Its funny how people supporting more communication were upvoted yesterday, today they're being shit on now that she has communicated.
What a shithole, just a bunch of losers trying to feel superior to one another in whatever way possible.

>>37962006
the 2nd thread got posted in the gura discord

>>37960423
Squeezin

>>37962049
So many people who love discord and reddit in this thread.

JWU, nice management damage control tweet

>>37962094
i just stalk the place because its funny to see how much shit they delete and how hard they cope 24/7, its comedy gold
if you think this place is bad.... man idk what to say.

I don't care about her comming back much, i care that artist will start drawing again more gura cunny.

>>37962141
So says the guy obsessed with chumbies 24/7

>>37962141
That's cool. Thanks for the discord update discordbud.

Are there any chumbuds who switched to Fauna here? Is it a good idea?

>>37962141
Every place sucks for its own unique reasons. Social media as a whole is cancer and was a mistake. I hate that I post on these sites all day.

>>37962261
idk if I had to switch I'll go with either moom or Irys

>>37961553
No new Pokémon games for ages to come so you won't be seeing them much

I'm glad at least some of you have balls.

>>37961012
>>37961035
>>37961045
Literally Artic now that Gooba is back. Trust in the shork plan.

Was Gura in japan and didnt want to say so I wont wait at the 1 airport ?? I assume she had no internet service outside of US

>>37961870
I fucking hate those "it's none of your business, she can do whatever she wants, why are you complaining" kind of faggots so much

>>37962394
Where is this even posted?

>>37962522
latest vod

I still wonder whats going on, but I'm glad that Gura (or her manager) gave us a return date.

>>37962394
I do find myself agreeing with this but my joy over her returning is kinda making up for the feeling of gloom
He's not wrong though

>>37962394
He said it better than I could, but this is exactly how I feel.

>>37962394
This guy needs to aim better next time.

Surely management will be more strict with Gura from now on, right?

I mean, Gooba doesn't seem like the type that wants to do anything with social media if she can help it unless she really has to. She isn't like Kiara that would blabber about with whatever. I can sympathize with this case but Gobba does what Gooba does.

>>37962760
I don't want her to do better only because she's being forced to.
I want her to WANT to improve and to do it on her own. I want her to WANT to say hi to us and to give us a little member post during an absence. If it's forced then it's meaningless.

Why return on december 1st and not right fucking NOW?

i've reported every single mean reply to Gura's tweet for hate speech with 3 different accounts

>>37962864
I'm glad Gura doesn't do cringe hi tweets. The way she does it now with liking art and letting us draw our own conclusions is based. That said she hasn't been doing much of that lately

>>37962871
still in japan

>>37962864
let's work first on getting her to provide basic information about when to show up to streams.

>>37962919
I'm going to screenshot this and send it to twitter support explaining it's one guy spamming reports

>>37962864
And how do you plan to achieve that? She obviously didn't think we deserved even the simplest update during these 2 weeks...

>>37962871
Wait for december 1st and you'll find out maybe

>>37962919
poor chumbie thinks gura sent that tweet

>>37962871
Autism.

>>37962871
And here we see why Gura didn't want to say anything.

>>37962450
It's hilarious the extent they've mindbroken themselves into a yesman slave mentality just because they're paranoid of sharing opinions with people here

>>37962871
This I have no explanation for. Makes no sense.

>>37963067
she didnt?

>>37962871
She's returning from Japan either today or tomorrow.

I still think anon was right, everything that went wrong started after she dropped schedules. It was a necessary evil (to her).

>check the thread after days because gura is finally coming back
>mostly shitposters
We had a good run /ggg/.

Are chumbuds the most mentally ill fanbase?

i can't be mad at her
she's cute

>>37962760
I hope so. Gura suffers the most from an incompetent management that refuses to do anything because she literally can't function without someone giving her direction and structure.
>>37962864
>I want her to WANT to improve and to do it on her own
She's never going to improve on her own, she needs something to push her in the right direction and management can do that.

>>37963134
guras fault

>>37963134
Thanks for the blogpost, tourist. Scurry along back to oblivion now.

So many fake chumbuds ITT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>37963128
I actually prefer the way she does it now, announcing what she's going to play at the end of streams, to schedules. It's more intimate and she isn't forced to play things she doesn't want to play as often. Remember after she first played DMC and she spent that entire week whining that her schedule didn't let her play DMC?

>>37963139
No, more like the most whipped.

>>37963194
Shes so damn lucky shes cute

How long till she disappears again?, for how long?

>>37960423
Hydrating

Do you have a favorite soundpost?

Hi faggots, Gura's new manager here. I won't let Gura's recent behavior go unpunished and I'm already taking intensive corrective actions, hehehe. I'll teach this brat some discipline...

>>37963210
>I prefer no streams

>>37963239

>>37963210
Yeah it's great when she does it. Plus it's a reward for those of us that stick around to the end.

>chumbuds have to rally together in comments and chat to get their oshi to do the BARE MINIMUM in communication
Meanwhile, every other vtuber, even Okayu, tweets dozens of times in break and even has covers and videos to upload

>>37963210
Yea, but that was only a problem because she's autistic and would only do one stream per day most days. She could have just added some DMC streams, easy fix.

>>37963298
Yeah but she's too autistic to do that. I don't mind as long as she actually announces what she's going to play.

>>37963295
why aren't they more popular than her then?

https://poal.me/ibmxmf
https://poal.me/ibmxmf
https://poal.me/ibmxmf

>>37963295
Management made the tweet anyways.

>>37962871
The "quiet suspension" rrat sounds more and more likely

>>37963295
Go watch them if you love them so much.

I don't understand why she's fine with sharing intimate things like wiping her pissy cunny with her shirt while sick, how she spilled red bull everywhere getting a haircut, how she faints constantly, pretends to be a maid roleplaying, etc etc but is too scared to tweet or make members posts

>>37963239

antis out, flee back to your discord

>>37963395
Next time she reads superchats send her literally this and maybe she'll answer.

>>37963395
She's just THAT lazy

>>37963371
quality over quantity amirite chumbud? except there's neither

>>37963295
*to get management to force their oshi to do the BARE MINIMUM in communication

>>37963395
Gura has no foresight she just says shit in the moment. Like how she started to tell us about the bad news she got from the doctor then stopped halfway through

>bb-b-but this vtuber is better than Gura look at at how much she tweets about her cats and replies to leeches
why are you here? go watch them anon

If you don't phase in and out of people's lives by the decade you're not a sigma

>>37963490
literally mindbroken by teachads

>>37963459
Gura telling me to cum inside her and then regretting it immediately!

>>37963490
retard

>>37963564
Go back.

>>37963490
>>37963564
Retards

>>37963427
When was the last superchat reading again?

>SNOT this week
We can't stop winning

>>37963588
me going back isn't going to make gura communicate or stream, sorry to say

>>37963438
The quality of Gura's personality is something worth being ghosted over. Not something I'd expect from a tranny whose only trait is the fact they pump estrogen into their body and mutilate themselves. Go back to watching your shitty fellow 2 view trannytuber so you can keep your mind off how you ruined your body by listening to generic YouTube react stream #737

>>37963606
Proof?

>>37963606
Really? Says who? Playing what?

>>37963598
The last real one?
Like 1/2 a year ago or some shit at this point

>>37963623
If Gura wants to improve and start communicating more, that's fine.
If Gura relapses back to ghosting mode, that's also fine.
I'll always be there to watch her when she streams, and I'll be doing other things when she isn't, simple as. Gura cute btw.

>>37963490
Literally every other member of her OWN FUCKING GEN does better at communication. There's no excuse for Gura. Stop enabling her.

>>37963395
I'm starting to think there are some things gura don't wanna share

>>37963606
>Comes back with collab
>Won't stream her POV anyways
Yea collabs don't count as Gura streams anymore, she hasn't earned that right.

I just got my aqua pop up, wasn't really expecting it already. I wonder if Gura got hers yet too then

>>37963703
>Literally every other member of her OWN FUCKING GEN does better at communication
let's be honest, ina is even worse

>>37963676
>and I'll be doing other things when she isn't
Such as posting about her?

>>37963634
>brings up trannies out of nowhere
LOL
>gura's last stream: 2 weeks ago
Tell me more about how you're winning with a stream every 2 weeks

>>37963742
Such as doing reps, playing vidya games, and yes, reading this thread and laughing at all the funny posts.

>>37963742
who do you think was shitting up threads all the time

>>37963676
this is exactly what stockholm syndrome sounds like

>>37963703
>Literally every other member of her OWN FUCKING GEN does better at communication.
Ummm takocucks...? Last appearance Nov 3rd and it doesn't even have a fucking word in the message just a emoji.

>>37963733
oh, I forgot about ina, everyone except Ina*
kek

>>37963788
At least I'm not the one in these threads whining all day, shitting on chumbuds, shitting on "insert fanbase", shitting on "chumbuds" or shitting on Gura.

>>37963703
Keep crying, retard.

>fans missing Gura is the only thing that antis can use against her
we love Gura here, know your fucking place
she's a literal goddess who can't possibly do anything wrong and you are but a small pathetic crustacean
now kneel berofe your queen

>>37963862
Enjoying having no Gura to watch, hm?

>>37963770
>brings up trannies out of nowhere
Yeah your posts reeks of the discord trannies who come here to shit up the thread then shill their totally entertaining vtuber friends
>Tell me more about how you're winning with a stream every 2 weeks
I'm perfectly fine with this schedule because I'm not terminally online like you kek

>>37963852
>shitting on "insert fanbase"
don't try to drag other fanbases down to your level, chumcuck
there's a reason you're the most hated group on this board

>>37963770
Tell me more about why you're so obsessed with us. Do you want us to watch your oshi that badly?

>>37963883
My life doesn't revolve around crying over a lack of tweets.

>>37963703
Ina Ina Ina....
>don't worry takos I'll still show up and tweet for you

>>37963942
Yeah you're totally not terminally online with all of that 4chan lingo you're using, and posting here

>>37963954
>At least I'm not the one
Learn to read next time.

>>37963874
cunny... i kneel

>>37963967
Kys tranny YWNBAW

>>37963942
>>37963874
>>37963852
>>37963676
>>37963634
Falseflaggers

>>37963954
yeah, we live in your head rent free
that is why you are here right now and seething like there is no tomorrow lol

>>37964010
my point is that chumbuds are unique in both their level of obnoxiousness, and their level of cuckoldry - making them the only vtuber fanbase that's actually bad enough to be worth shitting on

When I see Gura's feet I just get so hard

>calls me a tranny because I don't spend all day camping splits for girls I don't like

>>37964041
Cope from the fact that chumbuds are unshakeable and don't give a fuck about threadshitters because Gura is cute.

Gura is studying for her stream in 4 days.

>>37963942
>im totally not obsessed with trannies btw
>i love when my oshi never streams because.. because just let me cope okay!!!

>>37964041
>he thinks he's convincing anyone

>>37963874
>fyi, we LOVE getting ignored by our oshi!
That's even more pathetic, chumkek.

>>37964072
>My headcanon is true so therefore I must shit on chumbuds and their thread
Go back.

cope

>>37961145
Yeah, I thought the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a result of the r*ddit thread yesterday. It got locked, so that means someone at Cover must have seen it.

>they're still seething

>Is that... a chumbud?
>AAGGGHHH I'M GOING INSANE AAAAHHHHHHHH

A lot of good cope posts here to put into a compilation

>>37964072
kek you are obsessed with chumbuds for some reason, your butthurt is palpable

>>37961145
>leddit gets mad
>managers force her to tweet
Very common

>>37962864
>I want her to WANT to say hi to us
shrimpster, u gay
GHAAAAY

I FUCKING LOVE WHEN MY OSHI NEVER STREAMS OR TWEETS

>>37961145
>EN management actually forcing a talent to do her job
Color me surprised. I thought they were just a convenient permissions scapegoat.

>>37964205
I laugh whenever I think of the effort you put into making that.

I remember a post saying you could identify threads hitters by the fact their images are PNGs. Honestly that seems pretty accurate most of the time. There are exceptions like >>37964077 because you can tell that is from the heart. God I love Gura's feet.

>CHUMFUCKS MAKE ME SO MAD AHHHHH
>*shits pants*
>*falls out of wheelchair*

I wish I could say I woke up to a shark tweet but that really does look like her manager again. What the fuck is going on?

>>37964266
There are "chumbuds" here that unironically act like this. Why do they do it?

>>37964266
>P-PLEASE GET MAD ALREADY!!!!
lol

i check in hoping there are some funny/interesting conversations going, and its just this unbelievably boring infinite complaining timeloop again, such a waste

>>37964374

What do you think she's doing right this instant?

>>37964423
sleepin

>>37964077
She has shown me the way of painted toes

>>37963239
Honestly I like any soundpost where she starts making gremlin noises, it's cute, endearing and also makes me horny

>>37964423
Nothing, as per usual.

>>37963967
>Enters the thread called Gawr Gura General
>The general dedicated to the vtuber Gawr Gura
>Do you want us to watch your oshi that badly?
Congrats your brain is fried maybe you can fix it with a noose. Truly the Nobel winning mind here. Tell us how you got the genius idea to post in a split dedicated to a vtuber, then get upset when it's filled with fans of that vtuber.

https://poal.me/2vc6tv

>>37964473
Babytalk makes me the horniest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3463&v=SdBbX5Oc3oo

>>37964369
>p-please stop pointing out how bad my oshi is

>>37964525
Retard

>>37964093

>>37964609
Go back

>>37964609
nope, still not mad

>>37964655
gura doesn't need to study piss she is a master at it

>>37964609
Yet you are obsessed with her and her fanbase kek

Let's settle it.
http://poal.me/crb3ay

>>37964758
Anyone who says no is an actual Gura anti

>>37964758
I'm sick of seeing the word communication.

>>37964658
>>37964665
>>37964737
Maybe if you grew some balls and asked your oshi to do better at communicating, your thread wouldn't get shitposted so much. It worked last month. Until you learn to do so, everything will keep looping.

>>37964775
>need to
She can do so if she wants to, in fact I'd prefer it, but at the end of the day it's up to her.

>>37964843
Yes, and she objectively has no need to. Her fans will keep giving her money either way.

>>37964833
lol Why do you even care so much? Go and see a therapist.

https://poal.me/bjg0lu

>>37964833
>Grow some balls
>Forcing Gura to "improve" when she starts ebbing due to whatever reason
>Pinning the blame on chumbuds and shitting up their thread
Unironically take meds. Both of my Gura meds soundposts have already been posted so have this instead.

>>37964980

>>37964758
Anyone who says no is out of their minds. Counting today the last three tweets/retweets, the only thing we've heard from her at all, debateably aren't even her because it looks manager as fuck. Hell, we don't even know if she's actually streaming on Thursday, just that she'll be back. It's fucking ridiculous. Post the timeloop pic all you want and go find the lovebomb image and the missing gura corner one while you're at it, those were silly funposts that were used back when she was actually here. I dont know how its gotten so bad.

>>37965081
sounds like some normalfag shit

>>37965081
None of them look manager as fuck. Schizos are so desperate that they've forgotten what Gura tweets are like.

So she was actually planning to ghost us for another 3-4 days if she didn't get pressured to communicate today ?

I don't actually know what the worse case scenario is.
Either she was in Japan and literally had no offcollabs or interactions, or she just ghosted for 2 weeks and we'll get another one in a few weeks

>>37960924
This is so true and correct I struggle to find the words that can express it.

>>37965163
I am still not convinced she even sent that tweet after the lack of any gushing about the crowd/meet and greet at the con like she normally does.

>>37965238
>Either she was in Japan and literally had no offcollabs or interactions
She DID say that she wasn't sure if she would be able to do any collabs during her trip to Japan. The fact that she has such a specific return date makes the Japan rrat even more plausible.

>>37965281
can someone link her gushing about previous cons and meet and greets?

>>37965081
I understand that you are frustrated, but at the end of the day no one can force her to do anything. Whether or not Gura "communicates", she will continue to do things at her own flow and pace. Sure you can comment stuff on her VODs/tweets and maybe you'll get her to "improve" for a week or two. However, if she doesn't regularly enforce these habits, she'll naturally ebb and return to how she was in the first place. Regardless of whether or not she changes, I'll watch her content and continue following her. Personally, I'd say she doesn't "need" to improve her communication at all, though it would be great if she did.

>>37965238
The first scenario is best because having no offcollabs or interactions in Japan is a cover fuck up and also explains why she would maybe not want to tweet if she wanted to avoid schizos going shark hunting in JP, the second scenario is just a her problem.

>>37965404
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1556417822414209028
That is the first one I have found but I am pretty sure there are more if you care to keep scrolling

Do not respond to catalog bait threads.
Equip yourself with knowledge.

>>37965565
>catalog bait threads
>browsing the catalog in the first place
Your loss.

So what changed this year that makes her unable to have consistent streams, schedules and break days like last year? A lot of you act like we want her to do something impossible but we have seen what she's capable of...

>>37965601
More projects, and possibly more personal shit, but she did have personal shit that fucked with streams last year so I doubti t's that one.

is gura jewish?

>>37965601
>what changed this year
>we want her to do something
Are these things really in your control? Focus on stuff that makes you happy as well as things that are in your control instead.

Stop the shitposting for a minute and tell me what I should watch today. Escape Room with Kronii, Youtuber Simulator, Stanley Parable, or a one off horror game?

weird how it never comes to the mind of schizos that Gura is just autistic and is not doing it on pourpose but instead she's this evil girl that fucking hates her fans even though singing fansa makes her cry
oh right they don't actually watch her, i forgot

>>37965692
stanley parable

>>37965692
Stanley Parable for sure, those streams were great

>>37965583
I like to see what other fans do.
I am a terminal hopless unity fag

>>37965736
global isnt perfect but its a lot better than the catalog

>>37965736
That's fair, but unless it's relevant to Gura, don't post it here.

GURAAAAAA
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

>>37965163
I think the managers asked her when she was going back to streaming, she said Dec 1st, and they said they would tweet that out then, as well as shill some stuff in the process.

>>37965784
It was related based on her being the topic of said b8 threads. I understand what you mean though forgive me.

>>37965694
they project way too much of their own feelings and thoughts on to her
imean that's true of celebrities in general

>>37965717
I'll rate the streams for you
>Escape Room with Kronii 6/10
>Youtuber Simulator 7/10
>Stanley Parable 9/10

>>37965803
Her managers arent american, they would have written 1 dec

>>37965705
>>37965717
Alright, thanks! I will watch it after I'm done with my reps.

>>37965787
Well you can keep missing her for another half a week

>>37965810
Don't worry about it, just don't get too carried away. Unless you are mentally strong and can simply laugh at the funny bait threads it's in your best interest to ignore the catalog.

>>37965787
December 1st buddy, you won't hear another word from her until then.

if she doesn't share anything with us about why the hell she ghosted us for so long I might be done

>thank u for patience!
Is that correct? I'm ESL, but shouldn't it be "thank u for your/ur patience!"?

I'm trying to focus on being glad she finally said something, but it's hard to really feel relived when I have no idea why she waited so long or how long it'll be before the next long period of silence.

>>37965694
She ignored a bunch of lonely motherfuckers through Thanksgiving during her longest no updates break yet. I'm not enough of a schizo to think it was all an act but I'm not over the moon about things either and also know there are people here even more mentally unstable than I am. It isn't surprising.

>>37965694
She's such a sweet girl, it's what made her my oshi

>>37965840
I'm not American and I wouldn't write '1 dec', I'd write "1st of December" speaking formally or "dec 1" informally, plus if they are ESL they likely learned American English and write the date the American way when writing English, especially when trying to impersonate an American talent.

>>37965919
Faggot
Same desu

>>37965924
it's incorrect but in the acceptable cute way not the ESL way

Gura is my daughter and my wife.

>>37965924
Yes, the 2nd version is more correct, but Gura intentionally does bad spelling and grammar all the time to be more cutesy.

>>37965924
>le autistic shark girl uwu

>>37965930
you either accept the cycle or your a anti

Extra fat Gura tail

>>37966007
Just looks stupid

>>37965987
MY autistic shark girl

>>37965919
It matters not for what reason she disappears for extended periods of time. If she does explain her absence, great! If she doesn't, that's also fine to me.

>>37965924

>>37966058
googoo gaga lol

>>37965930
>why she waited so long
She either wanted to have a return date to tell us or the reddit thread prompted her. She doesn't want to tweet that she's busy without having some good news.
>next long period of silence
January.

>>37966049
My autistic erotic shark girl

I love this creature
The shart

>>37966135
>forget the VOD comments, forget the member comments, it was reddit
Neck yourself

Antis seething

>>37965924
>>37965957
>>37965969
Sorry to be schizo but you're wrong, it's not the way she would write it. Unfortunately we have a lot of precedence of Gura thanking us for our patience, said tweet was likely written by an ESL manager.

>>37966188
Realistically the chances that she knows about the reddit thread are much higher than her checking weeks old member and vod posts.

>>37966204
no...

>>37966204
I see your schizo post and discard it. Gura wrote the posts.

>>37966204
Yeah, that's what I feared.

>>37966204
I'm not going to believe any of these managers are writing her tweets rrats until one of you mans up and superchats her about it.

>>37966303
Well she literally admitted on stream that managers log onto her twitter, tweet/RT and like stuff. She even reassured us it was her that liked the slightly lewd art.

I'm just gonna wait to see what she says on December 1st before I go even humoring any schizo rrats. And if she doesn't say anything about it, then I'll probably become a schizo

>>37966204
>unfourtunatley things..no work
>I and others
The first tweet you screencapped already has babbu speak, though there is nothing egregious in the other two. Not all tweets are going to be written the same way, even the same string of words in "thank you guys for your patience".

>>37966350
She said it happened rarely, and those tweets are within Goob parameters.

>>37965930
That's the Gura experience now

>>37966188
Well it's a hell of a coincidence that this only came a day after that fucking reddit thread showed up, got locked after too many upvotes and then started getting pushed everywhere.

>>37966365
I hope she doesn't say anything

>>37966377
>has babbu speak
"Thank you for patience" isn't even cutesy baby speech tho, certainly not on the same level as "Things no work", it's just typically Asian ESL typing.

>>37966433
Go. Back.
Now.

>>37966386
>She said it happened rarely
Rarely, such as in circumstances when management notice Gura has been ghosting her fans for almost two weeks and hasn't filled her shilling quota either

>>37966226
>Gura
>Browsing Hololive reddit

>>37966487
I accept your concession, niggerfaggot.

There's also a reason these recent posts have been very short, I think that's to limit the possibility obvious ESL errors.

>>37966350
Listen to it again. She never said anything about RTing/tweeting, and the way she talks about being very controlling makes me think she'd throw a fit if they did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKGRHinoRRQ&t=4150s

>Hey sorry for disappearing huhaha
>Anyways let's move on
this is all she will say

>>37965404
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1528136874191204352
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1452047275736408069
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1439380193521582087
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1439018523611828229
A few more for you, like I said she has said something after every one of these and sometimes also rushed to do a members to gush even more, it was odd that after this last one we got crickets

>>37966642
And?

>>37966640
So you're telling me you think this was her?

>>37966642
And that's kinda enough. People really think she owes her life to them. Sickening.

People who only watch Gura shouldn't really be considered in the same light as actual Hololive fans that happen to enjoy Gura.
They are a lesser breed.

>>37966642
I'm fine with that, even an apology is more than she needs to do.

>>37966674
Wasn't there one in asia that she didn't do it? I remember there being a meet and greet she barely mentioned.

>>37966690
>>37966741
>>37966784
all of these anons are literal groomers

>thank u for patience!