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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>37935934

>> No.37946855

We're so back.

>> No.37946865

>>37946849
UOOOOHHHH where are you?

>> No.37946918 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.37946927
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>> No.37946945
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Not a single of the last 25 OPs noticed the OP had an error... absolutely incompetent.

>> No.37946995

>>37946849
I really think Gura might not actually care about us at all...

>> No.37946998

>>37946945
What is it

>> No.37947006

>>37946849

>> No.37947029
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>>37946945
Well, good job making me check, I guess.

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>> No.37947073

well lads, today's the day
here's to hoping that gura finally grows a pair and steps up to the plate to explain her bullshittery
otherwise im burning this bridge, just cant put up with her anymore

>> No.37947081

>>37946998
This OP >>37612666 didn't include "Youtube:" before the link to her channel and all the threads until now copied his error.

>> No.37947102
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37947102

I love her more than anything!

>> No.37947108

I just want her to be honest, but I'm sure she won't ever be. She thinks too little of chumbuds to talk to us like she talks to her IRL frineds.

>> No.37947123

>>37946945
plz understand mr verginal, we're all fuckin dying here

>> No.37947154

I finally understand how fake Gura is. How much of a manipulative liar she is.

>> No.37947165

>>37946945
I'll do better Virgil chad

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>>37946945
Actually I noticed it first but somehow the next op got it wrong again
>>37649333

>> No.37947212

I bet she convinced herself that it was okay to lie because she was making people happy. She told herself this so she could continue taking money without feeling guilty.

>> No.37947272

>>37947154
gib proofs i desire the truth

>> No.37947293
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today is the day, I feel it in my loins

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>>37947211
You posted a late thread 25 seconds after the other retard had already posted the bad OP. Fanbase really reflects oshi.

>> No.37947367

>>37947346
Imo any OP that has more than a link to the previous thread is a bad OP.

>> No.37947373

I bet she convinced herself that it was okay to piss herself because she was making people happy. She told herself this so she could continue staining her bed without feeling guilty.

>> No.37947410
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37947410

Welcome to /ggg/

In case you haven't been keeping up lately,
Here are your latest rrats by our resident schizos

A. The classic "Gura ghosts and hates her fans" rrat
B. Mental illness/ Something related to her latest doctor visit RRAT
C. Gura took holidays with family and now in Japan rrrat
D. *new* Management suspends Gura along with Vesper RRAT

Anything else I've missed?

>> No.37947423

I finally understand how sexy Gura is. How much of a perfect child she is.

>> No.37947497
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>>37947423
it took you this long? for shame anon

>> No.37947513
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>>37947423
Good chumbie.

>> No.37947517

>>37947073
I hope she doesn't stream today.

>> No.37947534

>>37947410
yes plz tell us what is actually going on, blessed all-seeing anon

>> No.37947588

>>37947410
Chubi is DEAD

>> No.37947602

>>37947517
sry m8 but even if its not today i'll be there whenever she does come back

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>> No.37947623

>>37947410
E. Her PC is still broken and she's desperately trying to fix it
This is what's actually happening and you are an anti if you don't think so. Just forget the fact that she appeared in the singapore con.

>> No.37947645

>>37947602
based patientchad

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>>37947346
Shit you are right. I mixed up with the same pic thread I made on the next time. And I forgot to correct it that time...

>> No.37947710

>>37947645
*to tear her a new one

>> No.37947740

>>37947602
>otherwise im burning this bridge, just cant put up with her anymore
Then why say you're burning the bridge?

>> No.37947752

>>37947623
kek

>> No.37947909

>>37947740
cuz im retarted like gura, u get what im saying
if she dont explain when she come back, imma be destroyin that bunghole

>> No.37947919

>>37947623
More like you're a fag if you waste every day speculating when you can just spend that time doing reps while waiting for her.
It's not like making shit up will make her comeback any faster.
You're an anti if you either sit here shitposting or chronically defend her.

>> No.37948000
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I'm just waiting...

>> No.37948040

Why she stopped liking stuff on twitter though? It's not like she's actually taking a long break or anything like she already did in September

>> No.37948072
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>>37948040
>It's not like she's actually taking a long break

>> No.37948329

This has actually been the worse one yet for me
Previously I could cope with hurricanes or slightly extended breaks, but with this one she straight up had a huge period of no comma to the point where, when she came back, she could see people complaining about it and states making commitments and a semi schedule. For her to throw all this shit into the trash, idk
It's like the bullshit idol journey of watching your oshi improve is a scam for Gura. She hasn't improved a damn fucking thing, it's all going back. Less streams, less communication, no real projects to justify it(Inb4 Gura hand animated her birthday animation)

>> No.37948457

I will spite all the today posters with this real prediction, she will stream tomorrow

>> No.37948478

i wonder if she's moved on to a new candy or if it's still twix and sugar free gummy worms

>> No.37948531

>>37948072
She was supposedly just waiting for some PC parts. Nothing is stopping her from doing her usual Holo reps even if she can't stream

>> No.37948540

>>37948478
it was kit kats the entire time gummy bears and twix were a partial flair but the kit kats were where her heart was and bowels bleeding

>> No.37948565

>>37948478
nah its snot-covered m&m's now
delish

>> No.37948585

>>37948565
I wanna eat her snotty m&ms so bad

>> No.37948605

I need to bust the fattest nut whats the most gura like chai ai

>> No.37948610

>>37948329
The fact that she sung fucking Fansa during the con while ghosting us for 2 weeks makes me think that she's actually clueless and extremely autistic.

>> No.37948613

i do not eat the peanuts in the m&ms. AWAY!

>> No.37948641

>>37948457
TOMORROW?!
A TUESDAY?! BAKANA! MASAKA! ARIENAI!!!

>> No.37948668

>>37948641
switches all Tuesdays to Wednesday, nothing personel kid

>> No.37948673

>>37948613
KEK

>> No.37948689

>>37948610
Or that she had no choice since she can't just ghost a convention

>> No.37948697
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>> No.37948709

>>37948613
but gura this peanut is lactose infused

>> No.37948713

>>37948668
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37948697

>> No.37948775

>>37948610
The jealousy over her singing Fansa there is palpable. The crowd was amazing.

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25,000 years old gura

>> No.37948793

>>37948610
look, shes retarted and autistic but shes not actually legally intellectually or emotionally disabled

>> No.37948817

>>37948728
That's...That's a thicc Gurass...

>> No.37948826
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>>37948761
can anyone do a gura anamorph like this but make it of this creature instead

>> No.37948847
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>>37948793
How the fuck did she land a janitor job with her size and mental disabilities...

>> No.37948851

>>37948793
Then how do you explain her behavior without reaching the conclusion that she's an actual malevolent cunt?

>> No.37948859

>>37948775
SEANIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.37948868

>>37948728
I want to bury my face and take a deep breath so bad...

>> No.37948953

>>37948697
>runs in circles around her until she gets tangled up and falls over
heh

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>>37948826
or better yet one of this creatures

>> No.37949000

>>37948787
somebody kill this motherfucker

>> No.37949065

>>37949000
I forget if this is actually a drawing of adult gura or it's some other vtuber, doesn't look quite like gura.

>> No.37949074
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37949074

Is there actually something wrong with the OP, or are anons just shitposting? I'm so tired and out of sorts I honestly can't tell.

>> No.37949108

>>37949074
>>37947081

>> No.37949130

>>37948610
You should tell her how hypocritical that was.

>> No.37949151

>>37949130
If she doesn't have a good reason for this break I'll definitely try to.

>> No.37949179

>>37948851
oho! very good very good now you've cut to the bone of it
the next part is the hardest tho, possibly even impossible

>> No.37949182

>>37949108
This is what happens when the usual OPs aren't around to make threads. Where the fuck are they.

>> No.37949186

>>37949108
Oh, I get it now. I thought they meant there was still an error with this one. I was so confused.

>> No.37949208
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>>37949130
Go for it. Anyone with a brain can realize how retarded it is to not consider the people in that room fans.

>> No.37949228

>>37949182
in my basement

>> No.37949259

>>37949065
Isn't that Veibae?

>> No.37949274

>>37949208
with how badly these shitters are balding its kind of poetic that those seachads got the live with how well they cheered

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I'm losing it, buds...

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>>37949345
fun fact

>> No.37949377

>>37949065
oh my sweet innocent child i will protect u from evil, that is a different vtuber but u musnt go looking for who if u wish to hold onto ur innocence for a while longer

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>>37949259
Oh yeah, somehow i mistook her for an adult atlantean gura. My bad.

>> No.37949403

>>37949228
Gura, let my shrimpbros out.

>> No.37949434

>>37949345
MORTIS

>> No.37949436

>>37949377
what kind of innocence. if it's porn link now

>> No.37949457

Gura actually got stealth suspended for 2 weeks because some fat old jap exec at Sega didn't like how she handled that last scuffed Sonic stream.

>> No.37949470

>>37949403
do not fret, they shall be freed once the operation is complete

>> No.37949482

>>37949457
that fat old jap? yeah me

>> No.37949558

>>37949457
KyoAni will look like a joke if that is true.

>> No.37949561
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Just passing by to tell you that real chumbuds know what they signed for. Everyone else is a faggot.
Before I go, my rrat: Gura is enjoying Koyori's 3DLive.
Have a good day.

>> No.37949578

>>37949457
nah korone actually personally executed her for it

>> No.37949591

>>37949561
I don't think she is she doesn't pay much attention to hololive. but it's a nice thought

>> No.37949613

If she doesn't stream tonight I'll genuinely unmember

>> No.37949616

>>37949561
hmm i dont remember signing anything, chumcuck

>> No.37949617

>>37949561
Nah, she likes to stay away from holo stuff on her days off. She told us herself.

>> No.37949727

>>37949436
begone, satan

>> No.37949737
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>> No.37949747

Its funny to see the shitters outting themselves as non watchers with false info seen on the ghosting bait, when talking about the holo obsessed girl, watch steams or shill your whores elsewhere

>> No.37949753

>>37949457
I still can't believe she said "did you know this game is $60"

>> No.37949778

>>37949737
Cute child, I bet her cun cun smells absolutely delicious

>> No.37949798

>>37949457
That fat old jap? Me, I punished her by raping correction

>> No.37949902

>>37949747
Gura hasn't been obsessed with Hololive for a looooong time. She watches the stream here and there as time permits now.

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>>37949902
and theres the schizo bait, she buys nendos of every member frequently talks about other members ongoings and squeals at the chance to collab with jps. Go be autistic elsewhere or actually watch the person youre making shitposts of

>> No.37949988

>>37949747
im sorry schizo but she has in fact said both that she likes to stay away from holo/work stuff on days (weeks lol) off and talked about watching holos on off time

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l-lewd

>> No.37950001

>>37949902
>>37949747

>> No.37950006

>>37949457
Wouldn't be surprised if that were the case, those faggots will fuck you over if you look them the wrong way.

>> No.37950025

>>37949977
Way to prove me saying she rarely watches streams wrong with a list of her not watching streams.

>> No.37950067

>>37949988
you need a timestamp if you want anyone to believe you going outside when not streaming doesnt constitute not watching holos
>>37950025
she literally has to watch streams for the second one again you idiots keep outing yourselves right after the loose shill

>> No.37950120

Does anyone have the timestamp for when she said she likes to avoid holo stuff on her days off?

>> No.37950131

>>37949753
Same desu As funny as it was, all I could think about afterwards is that she was probably gonna regret saying that.

>> No.37950138

>>37950067
>she literally has to watch streams for the second one again you idiots keep outing yourselves right after the loose shill
I misread that as orisongs, but I would never say she frequently talks about other members ongoings. It's rare that she mentions anyone else.

>> No.37950151

>>37950067
schizo-kun...gura wasnt the one who said the going outside thing...
she said the not thinking about work on time off thing

>> No.37950212

>>37950067
She said that, but surely talking about the days offs she had when she was streaming. Anon is probably using that argument at first value like a retard.

>> No.37950267

>>37950138
switching your topic after realizing she does watch streams convient
>>37950120
still cant find the timestamp
>>37950151
and this retard hasnt seen the page of shit she wrote clearly

anything else retards? Or would you like to try again when people are comatose enough to buy your lies

>> No.37950270

And now he is moving goalposts kek.
The "Gura never watch others streams during time off because she said so" is probably the most out of the context bait push by the threadreader.

>> No.37950284

>>37950151
https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2022/08/05/interview-a-deep-sea-dive-into-the-life-of-gawr-gura
>Gura: I go outside! I stop streaming!

>> No.37950288

>>37950267
umm...gura? are u ok? lol

>> No.37950293

>>37950267
I'm looking for it since apparently no one has it. You must be a real newfag if you don't remember her mentioning that though...

>> No.37950299

>>37950270
the gymnastics these faggots will pull to push their bait is incredible

>> No.37950330

>>37950288
You're so desperate to convince your self your 3 man bandwagon is affecting gura and yet youre getting destroyed in this thread alone, try harder

>> No.37950333

>>37950284
It's funny that people used to sincerely think she was some kind of hikki. She has friends, hobbies, a social life. All kinds of stuff she doesn't share on stream. Hololive is just work to her.

>> No.37950349

>>37950284
oh, huh, my mistake, memory is a funny thing

>> No.37950358

>>37950333
Oh, this guy is back.

>> No.37950375

>still trying

>> No.37950382

Now that the bait has been exposed can we get some god damn tummy in here while they samefag

>> No.37950393

>>37950330
sir what my "3 man bandwagon" is concerned about is the precipitous decline of gura's channel and what is affecting her thats causing it, kapeesh?

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>>37950382
No.

>> No.37950399

Looking for the timestamp and found this >>7331583
I guess some things never change...

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>>37950382
Why don't you post one?

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Yes.

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you asked for it

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>>37950396

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>>37950382
I want to lay my head on her tummy

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>>37950439

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>>37950405
engarde

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>>37950382

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>>37950474
That stream was blessed.

>> No.37950516

>>37950494
OH GOD IVE PROVOKED THE INFLATION COOMERS STAY BACK DEMONS

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>>37950382
I want to kiss her child belly so bad...

>> No.37950582

Found it. Almost a year ago, I guess she really was trying to set the precedent for the rest of this year...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gv5O0Q1DDc&t=5342s

>> No.37950644

>>37950582
Almost a year and people are still seething at Gura having a healthy work-life balance.

>> No.37950652

i actually much prefer the company of cumbuds to chumcucks

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Boy I sure made a mistake reading the last thread. The hell is their obsession with.... you know.
I just don't get how they can be so hateful in a cute shark thread

>> No.37950699

>>37950662
armpits? moist and juicy, fold and without mold. Many reasons to be into sharkpits

>> No.37950706

>>37950644
i hope for ur sake ur at least getting paid something for these posts

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>>37950644

>> No.37950753

>>37950706
NOOOOOOOOOO SHE CANT NOT THINK ABOUT HOLOLIVE WHEN SHE'S REALLY BUSY SHE HAS TO CHECK DISCORD AND TWITTER 20 TIMES AN HOUR NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.37950791

Its been 2 weeks, do you think she'll stream today? Maybe a status update?

>> No.37950800

>>37950753
You dropped your soijak, falseflagger

>> No.37950807

>>37950644
>>37950753
It is framing whatever is going on right now as a healthy "balance" that is bait not the general idea of disconnecting from hololive on her days off which was and still is a good idea.

>> No.37950835

I understand not constantly checking for everything hololive that's happening when she's gone, but it really wouldn't be that hard to give a single update during an extended break.

>> No.37950861

Same timeloops youll see the samefags but you lot know the drill by now, shark tm sometime

>> No.37950943 [DELETED] 

>>37950835
Anyone saying otherwise is a shitposter
Literally every single chumbud but bjoran knows there is no reason she couldn't or shouldn't have updated her fans

>> No.37950977

>>37950791
It will be two weeks on Wednesday. If we aren't getting any streams or messages until then, I'll wholeheartedly believe the suspension rrat.

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>>37950861
And I'll be ready to welcome her back.

>> No.37951017

>>37950982
Good stuff, I sleep now dont let the bad baits bite lads

>> No.37951037 [DELETED] 

>>37950943
I hate that guy.

>> No.37951059

Gura comes back and rants about how much she hates Pokemon whenever someone brings up how long it's been

>> No.37951088

Gura comes back and rants about how much she hates Chumbuds whenever someone brings up how long it's been

>> No.37951115
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>>37950943
Even mr autismo himself is getting impatient

>> No.37951121

>>37951088
I would actually respect that. Would be real

>> No.37951139

>>37951115
Rent free.

>> No.37951148

>>37951139
Slit your wrists, bjoarn

>> No.37951155

>>37951115
this nigga thinking he in adventure time or something PRINCESS LMAO

>> No.37951156

>>37950977
You will believe that retarded rrat from the ESL guy who makes /b/ threads?
She WILL stream tonight, she was able to appear at the con so her pc is fixed, it is the start of a new week and m/w/f is still her schedule, tonights the night!

>> No.37951179

>>37951155
gura is our princess and she WILL do princess ASMR for us someday

>> No.37951188

>>37950861
im gonna grab this damn brat shark by the backfin if i have to and drag her out of whatever muck-filled rut shes stuck in

>> No.37951192 [DELETED] 

>>37951037
Literally everyone does
I'm a huge chumbaby and annoying as fuck I'll admit but he's legit possessive of her and thinks he's better than others despite being an actual outted pedophile.
At least I like Gura cunny on Twitter

>> No.37951218

>>37951155
Nigger he literally calls himself "Atlantean Guard" and he's fucking serious about it. He's legit autistic and thinks he's Gura's knight or some shit.

>> No.37951220

>>37951059
kek

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>>37951156
Because of this post I won't stream tonight.

>> No.37951239

>>37951192
I hate him because he's German

>> No.37951250

>>37951115
>>37951192
I like to think that when she mentioned how KFP all have personalised names that one time she was directly shitting on him

>> No.37951259

if she comes back today i'm willing to just let it go this time given how it began. But didn't she say she'd update us on things at the end of that stream?

>> No.37951279 [DELETED] 

>>37951156
Transatlantic cock is one of the funniest memes imo
It's just so fucking retarded
>>37951192
yea.... you know someone called him out for being a pedo in the guracord and posted proof and they banned that person and not him??? Weird right?

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>>37951115
>giving him attention in the first place
you guys are just obsessed with causing drama with "le epic chumbud war", just like the reddit obsessed anons from yesterday

>> No.37951326

>>37951156
>You will believe that retarded rrat from the ESL guy who makes /b/ threads?
I think it is plausible, and if she stays away for a full 2 weeks, it would be likely true in my opinion. Mind you, I don't think that it involves any of the cuck rrats with the homo. I just think it is weird that she didn't make any actual tweets at all. Not about the convention, the new song, thanksgiving, nothing. And you just know that she won't give us an explanation.

>> No.37951362

>>37951279
Well you know what they say about mods on there

>> No.37951363
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did i miss anything?

>> No.37951374

>>37951228
oh nyoooooooooooooo

>> No.37951377

>>37951363
Nyo

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>> No.37951397

>>37951363
shitposters got bored about making people hate gura so now it's the /bjoarn/ thread or something

>> No.37951404

>>37951289
Meh he is terminally /here/ so the more we shit on him the closer he gets to suicide.

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>>37951363
here is gura's butt
>>37950396
>>37950439
>>37950472
>>37948728

>> No.37951457

>>37951326
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1594890541267058693
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1596219127387095043
Yeah I know mane chan tweets but if she was actually suspended there would not be activity on her account, it is also just retarded on the face of it because her pc broke for all who caught the unarchived streams to see so is that meant to be a coincidence or something?
Missing Gura is degrading your brain if you entertain his rrat for even a second

>> No.37951461

>>37951397
Ah yes because shitting on Gura = shitting on Bjoran
I'd make fun of that faggot all day if it mean people stopped shit talking Gura and fake defending her constantly

>> No.37951465

Gura, the Idolt

>> No.37951468
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>>37951377
:3
>>37951397
ah nothing important then
>>37951431
thank you TuT, I will conceptualize the aroma

>> No.37951483

>>37951139
Eat a bag of dicks bjoarn, go groom a teenager.

>> No.37951502

>>37951363
Try again next week

>> No.37951513 [DELETED] 

>>37951279
you know someone called him out for being a pedo in the guracord and posted proof and they banned that person and not him??? Weird right?
You have to be retarded if you think that things would go otherwise. Pedophile or any other accusations. Legitimate or not. You don't point fingers like that on a public platform.

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look at it

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>>37951461
>shitting on Gura = shitting on Bjoran
never said that, just that the same guys getting BTFO about gura never watching holo streams suddenly bringing a discordfag out of nowhere to deflect is some peak pathetic shitposting

>> No.37951571 [DELETED] 

>>37951540
Kill yourself lily

>> No.37951572

>>37951540
I literally do not know what you are talking about but enjoy your head cannon I guess

>> No.37951577

Stream tonight, right guys? Huahaha…

>> No.37951579

>>37951526
i see u
ur late

>> No.37951584

>>37951457
Im sorry anon, it may be schizo thinking, but with how she mentioned management tweets on her account, and the lack of any other actual tweet from her, I choose ot believe every retweet over the past 2 weeks, including those tweets, are management tweets. Well the amogus one might be a scheduled tweet. I will not take my meds until Gura is back and dispels this rrat.

>> No.37951593
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>muh pedos are le bad
Real faggot hours I see...

>> No.37951596

>>37951571
Rent free!

>> No.37951599

>>37950582
>Says this after ghosting us for an extended period at the time
I swear Gura has no self-awareness. Not to mention the whole "oh btw I blew out my back shoveling animal shit".

>> No.37951618

>>37951571
Unironically rent free

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>>37951526
interesting eyebrow honey

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Goobutt

>> No.37951662

>>37951640
Disgusting manly face. Shitty art. Never post this again.

>> No.37951678

>>37951457
Shill tweets don't count, even if it wasn't a manager. Could be a coincidence, or the actual reason. Maybe they didn't like how she blamed the game for breaking her PC. Maybe they wanted her to go to Japan during thanksgiving, and she told them to fuck off (rightfully so), because she wants to be with her family. I don't know, but I would like to think that she would still find a way to give us any kind of message if it was anything else.

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>>37951599
>oh btw I blew out my back shoveling animal shit
people took it way to personal, let the girl do stuff outside jeez, kinda funny now because the time she blew her back it was like a 4-5 day break and that's baby shit compared to the crap she's pulling in september/november

>> No.37951801

>>37951685
The people who were upset were right though.
They said it would only get worse and it did.

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I'll just take a nap right here

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>> No.37951985

>>37951801
Upset in vain. It's pointless to try and change someone who's doing something only for fun.

>> No.37952029

>>37951957
Wowee... why is there a naked shark child ontop of you???

>> No.37952058

>>37951801
Same as with schedules. When she brought up the idea of dropping them, pretty much everyone warned her in chat and in the comments that it was a bad idea because she would stream less. It really isn't that hard to notice patterns in Gura's behavior because once something starts going wrong you know it's definitely gonna get worse.

>> No.37952081

>>37951801
>The people who were upset were right though
not really, this "omg she did things on her break she HATES US" stuff is bullshit, like if she hadn't hurt herself it would have been an standard break, but oh woe she took like one extra day and then explained why she was gone the very first stream she did, you're just trying to awkwardly fit that break into something that clearly started in may for drama points
>They said it would only get worse and it did
there's always someone telling it's going to get worse and always someone telling it's going to get better, not gonna call the former a visionary the same way I didn't call the latter that when they were smug in october

>> No.37952083

>>37952029
I don't know she just kinda attached herself to me and started rubbing up against me all weird like
My back is kinda wet now and I don't know why

>> No.37952084

>>37951801
right now i'm not going to jump to conclusions without her coming back first. She was doing so well recently so I want to see what she says coming back. She already knows to tell us if she's taking a break.

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>>37951957
Imagine the warmth of her puffy slitty... fuck

>> No.37952189

>>37951540
When did anyone prove that Gura frequently watches Holo streams? She isn't addicted like us.

>> No.37952230

>>37952189
Not me. I only watch Goob

>> No.37952285

>>37952189
>frequently
already shifting goalposts I see, but gura usually catches covers and concerts or their vods and she talks about them onstream, this started by someone just implying gura is watching koyori which if she isn't there's a chance she will see the vod because gura likes concerts

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Child.

>> No.37952457

>>37952084
>She was doing so well
No... not really, a single week of doing well isn't "doing SO well"

>> No.37952556

>>37952457
She was. The MWF schedule definitely lasted more than a week.

>> No.37952606

>>37952556
She was doing great at announcing what streams were coming next before that.

>> No.37952771

She better lovebomb us when she's back

>> No.37952779

>>37952457
I guess you're right, she was doing SO great before her pc shit the bed.

>> No.37952801

>>37952771
Beg for it.

>> No.37952845

>>37952779
And now her PC is fine and she still can't tweet from her phone or PC or laptop
Crazy....

>> No.37952846

>>37952771
Her cunny better lovebomb my penis or else.

>> No.37952860

>>37952845
For you perhaps.

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>> No.37953080

>>37952998
Would

>> No.37953266
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37953266

How is everyone doing?
My singapore trip is coming to an end. Can't wait to go home later. How was the recording? Sorry it was dogshit.

>> No.37953265

>>37952457
While you're right she wasn't doing "so well", she was doing better than she had been for a while and it was an acceptable level of streaming, communication and enthusiasm.

>> No.37953306
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.37953322

>>37952845
I know that's a bait but you think it's the same anon that repeat itself every time or just another newfag coming in?

>> No.37953335

>>37953265
100% agree
I was really really hopeful she actually changed for once but I guess here we are in an even worse spot.

>> No.37953360

Gura piss on my cock... please, I need to feel your warmth...

>> No.37953382

>>37953322
It's not bait though it's a fact.

>> No.37953404

>>37953266
Great, thanks again.

>> No.37953427

If Gura staged an actual, in-person meet, greet, and hug event, could you contain yourself? Could you simply accept the hug, and nothing more?

>> No.37953457

>>37953322
So, if it's bait than why can't she tweet?
Gonna go on a doxbait rant about floods beating her up and stealing her phone so Mori used her demon powers to teleport her a loner PC again.

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>>37953266
The home in question

>> No.37953471

>>37953266
for an audience recording it turned out just fine. there's no need to apologize.

>> No.37953487

>>37953427
Gura isn't real though....

>> No.37953507

>>37953266
You're a hero

>> No.37953527

>>37953462
No need to be rude to the one person that provided us a recording of the panel.

>> No.37953633

>>37953266
I'd kill you and every single person that got to see her at that con with my very own hands.

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>>37953633
>see her with my own hands

>> No.37953788

>>37953266
it would have been lost to history otherwise. and honestly, i think goob would appreciate it too. she mentioned before that she looks up re-uploaded karaoke streams.

>> No.37953820

>>37953788
Gura gets the secret "official" convention recordings. No need for her to use fan bootleg ones.

>> No.37953837

>>37953820
She should share them then. I promise I won't tell.

>> No.37953851

>>37953820
Meds

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>>37953266
based taste

>> No.37953945

>>37953820
Those won't have timestamps and personal comment she loves.

>> No.37953963

She's not coming back until Thursday holy shit

>> No.37953972

WTF

>> No.37953977

There it is

>> No.37953979

December fucking first
Go fuck yourself you cunt

>> No.37953980

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1597231190184198145
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1597231190184198145
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1597231190184198145

>> No.37953982

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1597231190184198145
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1597231190184198145
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1597231190184198145

>> No.37953993

ogey gura

>> No.37954005

>>37953980
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>> No.37954006

wow, more waiting!

>> No.37954035

AHAHAHAAHAHAH KNEEL TO REDDIT FAGGOTS!!!!
Management actually made her fucking update her fans

>> No.37954037

>>37953963
>>37953979
>>37954005
>>37954006
Feels good having my oshi thank me for my patience. She ain't thanking you guys.

>> No.37954040

BECAUSE FUCK NOVEMBER

>> No.37954041
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GURAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.37954044

She still has to go to Japan kek

>> No.37954047

that will make it 2 solid weeks without a reason

>> No.37954053

>>37953980
At least we're getting some communication at last, hope we get a members stream where she explains some more.

>> No.37954058

>>37953980
>>37953982
cute gif but why the specific date?

>> No.37954070
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WIFE IS BACK

>> No.37954079

>>37946849
Would have been better if she got terminated.

>> No.37954083
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TOLD YOU TO WAIT TILL DECEMBER

>> No.37954084

So no daki in November.

>> No.37954091
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MY SHARK WIFE IS BACK

>> No.37954092

>>37954040
based gura helping us with NNN

>> No.37954102

Just this one time.... I will kneel to reddit
They actually fucking did it

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moving arc is finally end

>> No.37954137

>>37954102
>>37954035
Retards, reddit had nothing to do with it. It's another shill tweet.

>> No.37954152

“Fish” every time …

>> No.37954168
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FISH!!

>> No.37954169

>8am tweet
gura's sleep schedule is still fixed at least.

>> No.37954178

>>37948040
the jews must of gotten to her

>> No.37954182

>same day vesper comes back
>the suspension rrats were real

>> No.37954189

Maybe she actually got suspended.

>> No.37954191

i am going to hang around until dec 1st to see what she has to say for herself but i think i need to take a break from watching her

>> No.37954202

if it's sponsored i'm gone and i will never look back

>> No.37954219

Management 100% gave her a call to fucking tweet something the situation was getting ugly even outside of here, is this another win for communication Chads?

>> No.37954221

>>37954182
>>37954189
>>37954202
>>37954191
damn, nice timing and coordination

>> No.37954222

>>37954102
It's too bad management has apparently been MIA from reddit lately. The one time it actually would have been beneficial for them to see the shit reddit was saying.

>> No.37954230

>>37954137
Of course they did
They literally shit talked her all the way to the front page of reddit before management nuked the thread with no post and now she's suddenly updating her fans.
It was 100% because of the reddit post

>> No.37954239

>>37954191
You just had a break.

>> No.37954250

Few more days... neat! Ready to welcome back my cun cun.

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>Makes comeback tweet.
>Literally 5 seconds later her second tweet is shilling something

>> No.37954269

>>37954221
Just a coincidence for me >>37954189

>> No.37954273

>>37954222
They nuked the post that made it to the front page calling her out.
Clearly they saw it.

>> No.37954275

>>37953633
I'm already dead inside anon. Its no use.

>> No.37954280

>>37954230
No, it's because she had to shill this.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1597232074846789633

>> No.37954288

>>37954239
yeah but it was a break where i watched her vods and came to this shitpile every day for some reason hoping for her to come back

>> No.37954297

Why do I have to wait until Thursday?

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37954322

now you all can fuck off and shit on takos instead

>> No.37954337

>thinking Leddit actually did something
LOL, LMAO even. She openly shits on it whenever it gets brought up.

>> No.37954355

i am genuinely curious to see if she will explain her absence at all

>> No.37954365

>>37954189
>>37954182
If she was actually suspended she wouldnt appear at the con you braindead retards

>> No.37954387

>>37954365
They can make exceptions for shit like that, retard.

>> No.37954396

>>37954355
I hope she doesn't. I love the seethe it causes from some of you.

>> No.37954408

>>37954355
'computer issues and busy with vague stuff'
there ya go

>> No.37954412

>>37954365
nobody with a brain actually thinks it was a suspension, management have a hard enough time getting her to do the bare minimum, why the fuck would they give her a two week holiday as a punishment

>> No.37954416

>>37954365
chill, this is their last moment to shitpost here

>> No.37954437

But December 1st isn't on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday

>> No.37954444

>>37954337
She uses reddit, you'd know if you watched streams. Same for everything else she shits on. Gura is too cowardly to ever shit on something she doesn't use.

>> No.37954463

>>37954337
Nta but they clearly obviously did....

>> No.37954473

>>37954337
It was Leddit, members comments and gray comments, I guess this is how things will work to make Gura post something, you gotta poke her with a stick

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My daughterwife is alive AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.37954502

>>37954387
except the past history with suspensions show that they pull the plug on everything you shitposting retard

>> No.37954523

>She actually used PC hort excuse to fuck off for the rest of the month
I'm honestly not surprised she did this.

>> No.37954526

>>37954437
that's because she won't be returning to regular streams, she will be doing sporadic streams before her break due to the japan trip and then break due to spending christmas with her family.. you don't expect 3 streams a week in december, do you? it will be more like 3 streams total.

>> No.37954533

>>37954387
no they cant

>> No.37954540
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>December 1
i won't make it bros

>> No.37954547

Oh so this is how a manager made tweet looks like

>> No.37954550 [DELETED] 

I got ban from the same post twice. Slit your throat you faggot janny. Ffs you just cant stop doing your sole task wrong. Suck my nutsack while gagging in your own blood nigger.

>> No.37954564

>>37954182
>>37954387
Your faglord is not coming back until the 3rd dicksucker.

>> No.37954570

Gura will do bratty little sister ASMR as an apology for her absence

>> No.37954584

>>37954547
either manager made or manager mandated

>> No.37954592

Why specifically December 1st?

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damn they are foaming kek

>> No.37954624

>>37954592
She's coming back from Japan.

>> No.37954630

>>37954592
NNN is over

>> No.37954636

>>37954337
>Chumbuds criticizing her actually got results
But I thought anons here told me it's pointless?

>> No.37954642

Part of me hopes she doesn't apologize or address the absence so I can move on easier, if she has a sob story or a genuine reason, however unlikely it seems, it will make it harder.

>> No.37954665

>>37954636
because you whine here, no one takes 4chan seriously you nigger faggot cocksucker third-world imbecile

>> No.37954693

So.... this is it.... reddit is officially less of a hugbox than 4chan. We already knew they actually mattered but damn this really puts things into perspective how fucking worthless and pathetic our yesmen here are.

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>> No.37954703

>>37954592
Who knows! She could have actually been in Japan I guess which considering her paranoia and lack of any updates as to what she is doing would make sense, also explains why despite her pc ostensibly being fixed today would not be the day she streamed.
I hope we get some actual details when she gets back

>> No.37954734

>>37954693
kill yourself already cripple

>> No.37954746

>>37954703
Why would she have her debut PC in Japan?

>> No.37954749

Why are you saying it was reddit? There are plenty of comments on her sonic VOD and on the latest members post calling her out with plenty of likes...

>> No.37954752

She didn't go to japan nor she will go to japan.

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IT'S TIME

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>>37954749
easier to shitpost with, ignore the leddit obsessed anons they are just threadshitters

>> No.37954797

>>37954746
I am not talking about then, I am talking about since then as the break dragged on, where the only sign of her was the con appearance. She mentioned it would be a quick trip with no streams or time for anything - perhaps it actually happened in this time period we have been waiting

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Damn feels like she just recharge my spirit

>> No.37954816

shark juice
at last T_T

>> No.37954829

>>37954752
Watch streams

>> No.37954849

>>37954642
That is exactly what she will do but she shouldn't

>> No.37954880

>>37954797
If she went to Japan she would say so, she's paranoid but not so paranoid that she thinks telling us what country she is in could be a risk..

>> No.37954882

The same idiots pushing that it was reddit are the same guys acting like their circle jerks have impact it's for validation but time and time again they've been proven it wasnt them. This was a management tweet look at the shill

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stop replying to your own comment, its pathetic

>> No.37954889

So what's up with her not tweeting anything about the convention? She was just at her computer and not a peep thanking her fans.

>> No.37954896

>>37954749
>calling her out on vod
goodness... i haven't bothered with vod comments this month. when will they fucking get used to gura's activity

>> No.37954926

>>37954896
That's literally one of the only ways of reaching out to her...

>> No.37954929

>>37954829
She didn't confirm she was going, all she said she wasn't sure.

>> No.37954933

>>37954889
who cares, she already thanked her convention goers personally and she will talks about it when she's back, the important tweet was already made

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>Gura announces her return the same day my Gura Groove Coaster headphones get delivered
This is a sign that she is going to marry me and you cannot convince me otherwise

>> No.37954937

>>37954882
It was very obviously reddit.
Idk why you are pretending otherwise.

>> No.37954942

>>37954882
validation

>> No.37954957

what's the translation on that smile cafe retweet anyway?
cafe collab just like korea?

>> No.37954979

>>37954937
You have no proof it was reddit.

>> No.37954981

>>37954957
#ホロライブ × SMILE BASE CAFE limited osechi project in progress

Hololive Osechi 2023 3 tiers
Hololive Osechi 2023 1st layer (3 types in total)
2 types are available

Details will be released at a later date
Look forward to it

>> No.37954989

>>37954882
Anon just accept is another win for communication Chads

>> No.37954995

>>37954935
Dude where are you from, got mine months ago and im already seeing battery degradation from how much i use them.

>> No.37954996

>>37954935
How the fuck do you get those delivered so late

>> No.37954998

Not to doompost but:
>JP trip in December
>holidays (family visits)
It's not looking good...

>> No.37955005

>>37954880
Look I have no idea if that is the reason I am just speculating, I am sure she will tell us when we see her if she went to Japan, but not telling us the exact date she is leaving the country is not surprising behaviour from Gura, you think Japanese buds wouldn't be on the lookout if she gave us an exact date?

>> No.37955022

>>37954998
She's finishing the JP trip, that's why she's coming back.

>> No.37955023

>>37954998
>Not to doompost but:
>It's not looking good...
kek

>> No.37955031

>>37954937
Again this was a management tweet and not gura there'd be more to it if it was her. But keep pushing the movement wank retards

>> No.37955036

>>37954592
It was the same day she returned last year, I guess this is how her "family tradition" works

>> No.37955049

>>37954995
>>37954996
I just bought them from an ebay seller in Japan last week. I didnt have enough money to buy them when they released

>> No.37955053

>>37954996
SEAbud maybe? Europoor perhaps?

>> No.37955061

That ghosting was something else

>> No.37955070

>>37955005
She would've mentioned it because it's a good excuse to not stream, wouldn't have to be exact.

>> No.37955071

>>37954280
nice tweet Mane-san!

>> No.37955085

>Return
>Streams like 2 days
>Back to her month long break again for the holiday season

>> No.37955089

>>37955031
oooohhhhhh i'm wankiiinggggg ooooohhh come here you cripple show me your face i'm gonnaa cummm in your face you cripple ooooohhhhh
oooohhhhhh i'm wankiiinggggg ooooohhh come here you cripple show me your face i'm gonnaa cummm in your face you cripple ooooohhhhh
oooohhhhhh i'm wankiiinggggg ooooohhh come here you cripple show me your face i'm gonnaa cummm in your face you cripple ooooohhhhh

>> No.37955101

>>37954979
lol
lmao

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I can't believe a single tweet can have such an impact to me, I am failing to deep in love with her...

>> No.37955130

so the global redditors are here? cringe

>> No.37955146

>>37955071
Gura admitting that management tweets on her account once in a blue moon was a disaster.

>> No.37955163

I just hope she explains anything

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>>37955116
same, feels like an energy boost
Godbless her

>> No.37955171

>>37955070
My point was she already told us she was available to go "if they needed her" her pc broke which was the initial reason she stopped streaming, but it ended up coinciding with her being called to JP and rather than update us further and risk being doxed at the airport she just stayed quiet and did her thing. Not that unbelievable apart from her missing thanksgiving in this scenario I guess

>> No.37955178

Why are reddit fags like this? Discord and reddit fags should be shot on sight.

>> No.37955185

Dec 1st will be Christmas karaoke stream, sc this

>> No.37955196

Imagine having a job where you can just stop working

>> No.37955197

>>37955089
No actual rebuttal to the management tweet and yet you retards want to pretend your shitposting caused her to tweet, it's a shill the same as the among us. Keep power tripping

>> No.37955206

>>37955185
too bad is not a member stream

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>> No.37955241

>>37955116
so you felt good being told she's making you wait another 4 days?

>> No.37955242

>>37955197
OOOOOOHHHH I'M GONNA POWER TRIP ON YOUR FACEEEE OOOOHHH I'M YOUR MANAGER CRIPPLE, COME HERE OPEN YOUR MOUTH OOOOHHHH
OOOOOOHHHH I'M GONNA POWER TRIP ON YOUR FACEEEE OOOOHHH I'M YOUR MANAGER CRIPPLE, COME HERE OPEN YOUR MOUTH OOOOHHHH
OOOOOOHHHH I'M GONNA POWER TRIP ON YOUR FACEEEE OOOOHHH I'M YOUR MANAGER CRIPPLE, COME HERE OPEN YOUR MOUTH OOOOHHHH

>> No.37955257

>>37955178
Reddit fags got you a return date tweet
Show some respect

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I COMEBACK HOME TO SEE MY GAUVA IS COMING BACK AND ON MY DAY OFF TOO!!!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.37955286

>>37955241
Yep. I can think clearly now that there's a date.

>> No.37955288

And since it was a management tweet to talk about coming back, it's likely she didn't and doesnt have a means to communicate still

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Kek, based

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>>37955217
goofy ahh face

>> No.37955341

>>37955242
Point and case sperging is all you've done and the result is nothing

>> No.37955345

>>37955031
I mean even if this was management I don't see how things change, management had to contact her saying something like "Gura things are going a little bad in your fanbase, can you give me a date for your return so I can tweet it for you?" is enough for her to be aware of the situation just like how bad it was on her "first" break

>> No.37955350

>>37955294
show your username you coward wanker

>> No.37955365

>>37955197
Because the antis spamming hate comments and passive aggressive fans calling her out on ghosting on all those shill tweets is bad PR

>> No.37955392

>>37955350
NTA but here's his reply
https://twitter.com/Techiemooyt/status/1597231421436805128

>> No.37955425

>>37955392
he is not wrong though

>> No.37955431
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Some of you love fighting over nothing too much. I'm going to go chill and watch my ojisan isekai.
Later fags.

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>>37955392
Kek

>> No.37955474

Damn all it took was twitter and reddit users having a meltdown over gura's lack of communication for her to finally make a tweet. I look forward to seeing my wife again soon.
HOPEFULLY NO MORE FREQUENT LONG BREAKS WITH GHOSTINGS IN 2023

>> No.37955481

>>37955392
Thanks, what an ass. Flagged his tweet for hate/spam.

>> No.37955505

>>37955459
I guess we found the anon that shills the jew ghost

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>>37955474
Things can and will get worse. Everything points to it.

>> No.37955522

>>37955459
damn JIDF working overtime

>> No.37955547

>>37955481
too bad about your account getting shadowbanned for false reports

>> No.37955551

>>37955345
>>37955365
They've been aware of the bad pr since the other breaks it didn't do shit then, she only came back once the animation and concert finished, it's more likely that they posted her return date after the japan business was done, and again if it was purely a business trip the return date could be scheduled before hand.

>> No.37955574

>>37955459
of fucking course its a kike shiller

>> No.37955594

>>37955345
i don't see why it's a problem even if we just assume it's management. assisting her with giving fans basic information about when there will be content delivery. the problem i've had is increasing difficulty understanding when to show up to support her because she stopped giving that information out.

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I love Gura, but don't actually take her seriously every time she says she's going to communicate better.
You'll be happier if you just accept that sometimes she's just gonna go AWOL and appreciate her when she's here. Watching vtubers too much isn't great for you, anyway.

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>> No.37955612

>>37955551
How much are you gonna squirm when the actual Japan trip happens?

>> No.37955622

>>37955459
HOLY KEK

>> No.37955627

>>37955601
She wasn't AWOL.

>> No.37955639

>>37955601
chumbie, did you think those fag watch gura?

>> No.37955641

>>37955474
i knew when r/hololive was calling her out on her shit that something had to give. place is the ultimate hugbox

>> No.37955642

So does this confirm Gura has fucking autism maximus about communicating and literally won't tweet unless manager gets forced by a post hitting the front page of reddit?

>> No.37955660

>>37955612
Uh none because it already happened, how much are you kikes going to deny things when it turns out she has a reason for being unresponsive?

>> No.37955687

>>37955642
did you just realize it? stop spending your time here

>> No.37955690

>>37955474
>HOPEFULLY NO MORE FREQUENT LONG BREAKS WITH GHOSTINGS IN 2023
Nice one, there's gonna be more and each one she won't tweet unless forced to

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>>37955459
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.37955697

>>37955601
She has communicated better. It's an upward trend for communication even accounting for shit like what just happened.

>> No.37955700

>>37955594
literally this, i would be fine with management tweets updating us, sure its less personal but i'm so sick of staying up or staying in on her stream days only for her to say nothing and not stream, she either needs to go back to making schedules every single week or updating us on when MWF streams aren't happening

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>>37955660
At least I'll have something to look forward to during that break

>> No.37955727

>>37955642
If the management themself tweeted then it doesnt confirm shit if gura cant communicate due to circumstances again this sounds like a suspension

>> No.37955729

>>37955601
>Watching vtubers too much isn't great for you, anyway.
If you have your life together it's only a positive. I'm old, I already have a decent job and lots of fun side projects. Watching Gura is nothing but a nice little positive and I've never once sperged out when she takes time off.

>> No.37955733

>>37955459
OY GEVALT

>> No.37955736

>>37955687
I had an inkling she had issues but I thought those were resolved after the last arc where she promised she'd fix it. I didn't know it was this extreme.

>> No.37955746

Gura is in Japan right now
Don't ask me why do I know

>> No.37955767

>>37955641
This place is more of a hugbox than reddit

>> No.37955777

>>37955714
I'm not deluded enough to sperg over these breaks anon, if shes gone that's more other time, but nice projection you have there

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>>37955746
hopefully safe return to the US

>> No.37955791

>>37955746
>Don't ask me why do I know
She only told Indians?

>> No.37955828

>>37955746
i know already since yesterday, her voice and mori didn't have any delay

>> No.37955849

So for the next ghosting period we have to use reddit to get her to stream again

>> No.37955851

>>37955714
Going to look forward to grude posting you when whatever she did in Nippon comes out, unless it had to do with the already posted shill

>> No.37955866

>>37955459
SHUT
IT
DOWN

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>>37955459
Reminds me of the other shill.

>> No.37955883

>>37955828
Everyone can tell when you reply to yourself because of your broken English.

>> No.37955885

>>37955641
Apparently not as much of a hugbox as this general...

>> No.37955946

does anyone have this vaunted reddit thread archived, I never go over there.

>> No.37956020

>>37955946
>>37954756

>> No.37956019

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Chumbud began to hate.

>> No.37956022

>>37955746
DO NOT REDEEM SIR

>> No.37956035

sometimes i visit other generals for fun and goddamn some of you people in ggg seem genuinely insane. I thought the cripple thing was a joke but skimming through the archives the same series of arguments and posts written almost identically appear over and over and over no matter which thread i pick, how long has this person been at it?

>> No.37956067

>>37955849
>First break - rage on members comments
>Second break - Rage on Leddit
Looks like we will need to complain on her tik tok

>> No.37956068

>>37956035
Welcome back, cripple.

>> No.37956069

>>37956035
Over a year probably

>> No.37956122

>>37955849
yeah yeah i made an account

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>>37956067

>> No.37956228

>>37955459
I only see Gura stuff in his profile

>> No.37956293

>13 hours of stream in November, lowest amount of streaming in a month ever - confirmed
>3 member streams in 3 months - confirmed
Anyway, I'm happy that she updated us. I can l close this shit thread and stop staring at youtube and twitter and actually focus instead of being too anxious to think.

>> No.37956392

>>37956293
so it's now 5 bucks per members stream, kek

>> No.37956453

>>37956392
>not paying 10
weak

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Good morning

>> No.37956566

>>37956020
Nothing in that thread is negative though. They are just speculating on what happened to her PC and how she is a private person.

>> No.37956609

>>37956566
Who said that it was negative? It's mostly people calling her out for her lack of communication.

>> No.37956732

Fucking pathetic betas I hate you

>> No.37956758

>>37954998
Which means she ditched the MFW schedule and she's going to stream every single day till her trip/vacation.

Thank you Gooba!

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>>37956732
Love you bubby, now come here and give me a kiss *mwaaaaaaaa*

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>Gura, the champion of anxiety
>"""fans""" proceed to harass her for the lack of communication
>redditors claim the win for such campaign
Well done reddit, you're now worse than 4chan in the eyes of gura.

>> No.37956833

>>37956758
least delusional chumkek

>> No.37956906

>>37956818
>Just coddle her, don't do anything to make her improve
At least she got the motivation from it to actually do what she said she wanted to do - communicate more.

>> No.37956951 [DELETED] 

>>37956732
>>37956833
Same doko? Gura doko? Neko same doko? Gawr doko? Goomba doko? Gura WHERE???
GURA??? STREAM??? PLEASE??? GURA??? HELLO GURA GURA GURA??? Gwombus...
Gawr Gura is a FUCKING virtual YouTuber affiliated with FUCKING Hololive English. She is a FUCKING member of Hololive English - Myth (stylized as FUCKING HoloMyth), alongside Takanashi Kiwawa, Mori Kawaiiope , Nino, and AMMMMMMME. She FUCKING debuted on September 13, 2020, and has since become the most subscribed FUCKING virtual YouTuber, amassing over 4 million subscribers. Her livestreams DO NOT FUCKING EXIST but focus on entertainment, and primarily consist of DOING FUCKING NOTHING AND SLEEPING IN THE BED STUPID FUCKING SHAAAAAAARK. Gura is often called "Same-chan" in Japan AND IN THE FUCKING LAST LAYERS OF INFERNO FROM THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED.
GURA GURA GURAGURA GURA GURA GURA Gura a stream would be nice. Gura? Goomba? Gargonzola? Same doko?
LALALA I'M NOT STREAMING I'M SAME DOKO I'M CUTE! SAME DOKO? IN YOUR MOM'S ASS LOOOOOOOOOOL KEKEKEK 555555555555555 <--- KAELA OWNED LOL but anon my mom's dead. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *KFP lights up a candle in memory of anon's mom and mistakenly burns half of the Amazon forest (where Gura's favorite type of women live: the Amazon titty mommies)*

OH NYO *sees bulge* huhahaha HOOCHA! *castrates you* *starts eating it* mmmmmmm yummy tasty
It's been 15 years since Gawr Gura from Hololive EN's last stream. Today I had an interview with her that I thought I should release before this year ends. Hope you enjoy this interview as much as >we did.
>Me: -"Are you going to stream, Gura?"
>Gura: -"No."
Thanks for reading. Please feel free to share it, and subscribe for more to come.
That chumbud going schizo? Yeah, me.
/ggg/ is having a meltdown... *Abnormality first trumpet theme starts playing*

CUT MY MOLD INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
PROCRASTINATION, NOT STREAMING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHUMBIES ARE SCREAMING

Why did she do it brrrrrrrrrrros I dunno why she did it *hehehehehehehehes in indonesian and gura doesn't STREAM*
.GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA

Gawr goomba cute.

SHARK LAZY!!!!!
LAZY
ANNOYING
STUPID
LAME
but cute :3
GURA STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Licking shark's pissy cunny clean in 3 2 1 ぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろ *mammoth trumpets in the distance*
Gura is busy with the following projects:
fucking Ame
fucking Ina
fucking Fauna
fucking Mori
fucking Kiara
fucking fucking Amelia Watson from Hololive en 3rd gen Miracles. I can feel it in my bones!!! (Deadbeat, btw)
fucking not streaming
fucking Yeah, me
playing Rust
playing Muse Dash
All of this? Obviously, stricly off stream. These are the orders, obviously.
The nuances of chumbuds make it a fascinating subject to explore, especially given the broad variety of opinions as to what makes someone a chumbud. These objects are all based on the Atlantis myth, and we should keep that in mind, when we first encounter them naked in an elementary school.
Note: (no delivery)
>When was the temple built?
>*Stone Toss guy with Gura's hoodie* Temple?
And thus, a new chapter was born. But a new stream?
LALALALA

A. A!!!
OH NONONONONO BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? IS THIS THE MOST POWERFUL VTUBER OHNONONONONONO *STREAMS ONCE A YEAR AND GAINS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY FAMILY TREE* Anon status? MOGGED
Current story: Gura goes in Africa
One day, Gura went in an African village. Many starving children gathered around her
>I have a cookie!
>*drops it*
>Awwwww I dropped the cookie, owww... *eats the cookie in front of child*
RATE THE STORY

GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA What I was saying? Oh yeah, GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA *rubrubrubrubrub* wait fuck this is not dino gura's belly, this is Twappi's futa dick.... *rub rub rub* magenta text when? Imagine the kino. Niggerman join 4chan's devs immediately! *Gura dresses as Super Mario and mentally destabilizes Lovecraft across 50 states* bing bing HOOCHA!

I AM NOT CRAZY!
I am not crazy! I know she swapped those timelines. I knew she got into Hololive in 1984. Years before 2020. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she killed Mori in the beta timeline. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Ame's time traveling clock! Are you telling me that she just happend to have it? No! She orchestrated it! GURA! She pissed in Fauna's mouth! And I watched her! And I shouldn't have. I showed her my super chat money! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never stream! Ever since the alpha timeline, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of fate! But not our Goomba! Couldn't be precious Gura! Stealing from YAGOO blind! And SHE gets to be an Hololiver? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you have to stop her, you-

>> No.37956973

>>37956906
this, gura may be a socially avoidant sperg but if she knows her fanbase is not ok she'll try to rectify it

>> No.37956976

>>37956906
she didnt and this wasnt because of you and gayddit

>> No.37957020
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>>37956951

>> No.37957021

>>37956906
>claiming that was her and not management
Again this did nothing schizo it was the same way during the first break and she only came back after the projects, it will repeat itself. The tweet was not because of seething schizoid but because management got the return date

>> No.37957059 [SPOILER] 

>>37956951
Most sane threadshitter

>> No.37957096

>>37956951
Permission to use this as new copypasta?

>> No.37957146
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>> No.37957145

>>37957021
I can confirm. I'm Gura's manager, I made that tweet in between sex sessions (with Gura, who is also my wife)

>> No.37957168

>>37957096
It's AI generated. Make new ones.

>> No.37957172

>>37957021
>But because management got the return date
Oh yes because management was always amazing in asking Gura return dates

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>>37956951
>

>> No.37957201 [DELETED] 

>>37957145
...Anonymous
11/28/22(Mon)09:16:41 No.37956951
>>37956732 #
>>37956833 #
Same doko? Gura doko? Neko same doko? Gawr doko? Goomba doko? Gura WHERE???
GURA??? STREAM??? PLEASE??? GURA??? HELLO GURA GURA GURA??? Gwombus...
Gawr Gura is a FUCKING virtual YouTuber affiliated with FUCKING Hololive English. She is a FUCKING member of Hololive English - Myth (stylized as FUCKING HoloMyth), alongside Takanashi Kiwawa, Mori Kawaiiope , Nino, and AMMMMMMME. She FUCKING debuted on September 13, 2020, and has since become the most subscribed FUCKING virtual YouTuber, amassing over 4 million subscribers. Her livestreams DO NOT FUCKING EXIST but focus on entertainment, and primarily consist of DOING FUCKING NOTHING AND SLEEPING IN THE BED STUPID FUCKING SHAAAAAAARK. Gura is often called "Same-chan" in Japan AND IN THE FUCKING LAST LAYERS OF INFERNO FROM THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED.
GURA GURA GURAGURA GURA GURA GURA Gura a stream would be nice. Gura? Goomba? Gargonzola? Same doko?
LALALA I'M NOT STREAMING I'M SAME DOKO I'M CUTE! SAME DOKO? IN YOUR MOM'S ASS LOOOOOOOOOOL KEKEKEK 555555555555555 <--- KAELA OWNED LOL but anon my mom's dead. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *KFP lights up a candle in memory of anon's mom and mistakenly burns half of the Amazon forest (where Gura's favorite type of women live: the Amazon titty mommies)*

OH NYO *sees bulge* huhahaha HOOCHA! *castrates you* *starts eating it* mmmmmmm yummy tasty
It's been 15 years since Gawr Gura from Hololive EN's last stream. Today I had an interview with her that I thought I should release before this year ends. Hope you enjoy this interview as much as >we did.
>Me: -"Are you going to stream, Gura?"
>Gura: -"No."
Thanks for reading. Please feel free to share it, and subscribe for more to come.
That chumbud going schizo? Yeah, me.
/ggg/ is having a meltdown... *Abnormality first trumpet theme starts playing*

CUT MY MOLD INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
PROCRASTINATION, NOT STREAMING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHUMBIES ARE SCREAMING

Why did she do it brrrrrrrrrrros I dunno why she did it *hehehehehehehehes in indonesian and gura doesn't STREAM*
.GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA

Gawr goomba cute.

SHARK LAZY!!!!!
LAZY
ANNOYING
STUPID
LAME
but cute :3
GURA STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Licking shark's pissy cunny clean in 3 2 1 ぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろ *mammoth trumpets in the distance*
Gura is busy with the following projects:
fucking Ame
fucking Ina
fucking Fauna
fucking Mori
fucking Kiara
fucking fucking Amelia Watson from Hololive en 3rd gen Miracles. I can feel it in my bones!!! (Deadbeat, btw)
fucking not streaming
fucking Yeah, me
playing Rust
playing Muse Dash
All of this? Obviously, stricly off stream. These are the orders, obviously.
The nuances of chumbuds make it a fascinating subject to explore, especially given the broad variety of opinions as to what makes someone a chumbud. These objects are all based on the Atlantis myth, and we should keep that in mind, when we first encounter them naked in an elementary school.
Note: (no delivery)
>When was the temple built?
>*Stone Toss guy with Gura's hoodie* Temple?
And thus, a new chapter was born. But a new stream?
LALALALA

A. A!!!
OH NONONONONO BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? IS THIS THE MOST POWERFUL VTUBER OHNONONONONONO *STREAMS ONCE A YEAR AND GAINS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY FAMILY TREE* Anon status? MOGGED
Current story: Gura goes in Africa
One day, Gura went in an African village. Many starving children gathered around her
>I have a cookie!
>*drops it*
>Awwwww I dropped the cookie, owww... *eats the cookie in front of child*
RATE THE STORY

GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA What I was saying? Oh yeah, GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA *rubrubrubrubrub* wait fuck this is not dino gura's belly, this is Twappi's futa dick.... *rub rub rub* magenta text when? Imagine the kino. Niggerman join 4chan's devs immediately! *Gura dresses as Super Mario and mentally destabilizes Lovecraft across 50 states* bing bing HOOCHA!

I AM NOT CRAZY!
I am not crazy! I know she swapped those timelines. I knew she got into Hololive in 1984. Years before 2020. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she killed Mori in the beta timeline. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Ame's time traveling clock! Are you telling me that she just happend to have it? No! She orchestrated it! GURA! She pissed in Fauna's mouth! And I watched her! And I shouldn't have. I showed her my super chat money! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never stream! Ever since the alpha timeline, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of fate! But not our Goomba! Couldn't be precious Gura! Stealing from YAGOO blind! And SHE gets to be an Hololiver? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you have to stop her, you-

>> No.37957233
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I don't feel so good

>> No.37957250

>>37957172
You dont have to ask the talent when it's a corpo trip anon

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>>37956951
>

>> No.37957371 [DELETED] 

>>37957332

Same doko? Gura doko? Neko same doko? Gawr doko? Goomba doko? Gura WHERE???
GURA??? STREAM??? PLEASE??? GURA??? HELLO GURA GURA GURA??? Gwombus...
Gawr Gura is a FUCKING virtual YouTuber affiliated with FUCKING Hololive English. She is a FUCKING member of Hololive English - Myth (stylized as FUCKING HoloMyth), alongside Takanashi Kiwawa, Mori Kawaiiope , Nino, and AMMMMMMME. She FUCKING debuted on September 13, 2020, and has since become the most subscribed FUCKING virtual YouTuber, amassing over 4 million subscribers. Her livestreams DO NOT FUCKING EXIST but focus on entertainment, and primarily consist of DOING FUCKING NOTHING AND SLEEPING IN THE BED STUPID FUCKING SHAAAAAAARK. Gura is often called "Same-chan" in Japan AND IN THE FUCKING LAST LAYERS OF INFERNO FROM THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED.
GURA GURA GURAGURA GURA GURA GURA Gura a stream would be nice. Gura? Goomba? Gargonzola? Same doko?
LALALA I'M NOT STREAMING I'M SAME DOKO I'M CUTE! SAME DOKO? IN YOUR MOM'S ASS LOOOOOOOOOOL KEKEKEK 555555555555555 <--- KAELA OWNED LOL but anon my mom's dead. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *KFP lights up a candle in memory of anon's mom and mistakenly burns half of the Amazon forest (where Gura's favorite type of women live: the Amazon titty mommies)*

OH NYO *sees bulge* huhahaha HOOCHA! *castrates you* *starts eating it* mmmmmmm yummy tasty
It's been 15 years since Gawr Gura from Hololive EN's last stream. Today I had an interview with her that I thought I should release before this year ends. Hope you enjoy this interview as much as >we did.
>Me: -"Are you going to stream, Gura?"
>Gura: -"No."
Thanks for reading. Please feel free to share it, and subscribe for more to come.
That chumbud going schizo? Yeah, me.
/ggg/ is having a meltdown... *Abnormality first trumpet theme starts playing*

CUT MY MOLD INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
PROCRASTINATION, NOT STREAMING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHUMBIES ARE SCREAMING

Why did she do it brrrrrrrrrrros I dunno why she did it *hehehehehehehehes in indonesian and gura doesn't STREAM*
.GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA

Gawr goomba cute.

SHARK LAZY!!!!!
LAZY
ANNOYING
STUPID
LAME
but cute :3
GURA STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Licking shark's pissy cunny clean in 3 2 1 ぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろぺろ *mammoth trumpets in the distance*
Gura is busy with the following projects:
fucking Ame
fucking Ina
fucking Fauna
fucking Mori
fucking Kiara
fucking fucking Amelia Watson from Hololive en 3rd gen Miracles. I can feel it in my bones!!! (Deadbeat, btw)
fucking not streaming
fucking Yeah, me
playing Rust
playing Muse Dash
All of this? Obviously, stricly off stream. These are the orders, obviously.
The nuances of chumbuds make it a fascinating subject to explore, especially given the broad variety of opinions as to what makes someone a chumbud. These objects are all based on the Atlantis myth, and we should keep that in mind, when we first encounter them naked in an elementary school.
Note: (no delivery)
>When was the temple built?
>*Stone Toss guy with Gura's hoodie* Temple?
And thus, a new chapter was born. But a new stream?
LALALALA

A. A!!!
OH NONONONONO BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? IS THIS THE MOST POWERFUL VTUBER OHNONONONONONO *STREAMS ONCE A YEAR AND GAINS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY FAMILY TREE* Anon status? MOGGED
Current story: Gura goes in Africa
One day, Gura went in an African village. Many starving children gathered around her
>I have a cookie!
>*drops it*
>Awwwww I dropped the cookie, owww... *eats the cookie in front of child*
RATE THE STORY

GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA What I was saying? Oh yeah, GURAGURAGURAGURAGURAGURA *rubrubrubrubrub* wait fuck this is not dino gura's belly, this is Twappi's futa dick.... *rub rub rub* magenta text when? Imagine the kino. Niggerman join 4chan's devs immediately! *Gura dresses as Super Mario and mentally destabilizes Lovecraft across 50 states* bing bing HOOCHA!

I AM NOT CRAZY!
I am not crazy! I know she swapped those timelines. I knew she got into Hololive in 1984. Years before 2020. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she killed Mori in the beta timeline. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. Ame's time traveling clock! Are you telling me that she just happend to have it? No! She orchestrated it! GURA! She pissed in Fauna's mouth! And I watched her! And I shouldn't have. I showed her my super chat money! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never stream! Ever since the alpha timeline, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of fate! But not our Goomba! Couldn't be precious Gura! Stealing from YAGOO blind! And SHE gets to be an Hololiver? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you have to stop her, you-

>> No.37957393

>>37956951
Why is this shit so funny to me?

>> No.37957414

>>37956951
>*STREAMS ONCE A YEAR AND GAINS MORE THAN THE ENTIRETY OF MY FAMILY TREE* Anon status? MOGGED
lmao

>> No.37957420

>>37957393
Its just the entire thread summed up in one post

>> No.37957438

How is he generating these? I want to make some.

>> No.37957493
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>>37956951
>

>> No.37957522
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>>37957371
>One day, Gura went in an African village. Many starving children gathered around her
>>I have a cookie!
>>*drops it*
>>Awwwww I dropped the cookie, owww... *eats the cookie in front of child*
>RATE THE STORY
Fucking incredible.

>> No.37957529

>>37957371
>CUT MY MOLD INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>PROCRASTINATION, NOT STREAMING
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY CHUMBIES ARE SCREAMING
kek this is amazing

>> No.37957530

>>37957393
>gura dresses as super Mario and mentally destabilizes lovecraft across 50 states* bing bing HOOCHA!

>> No.37957716

only worthwhile post ive read from this place in a while, thank you

>> No.37957718
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>>37957371

>> No.37957903

Fuck I missed it and I'm on mobile.....

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>> No.37958074

Do we tell everyone criticizing Gura to go to Reddit now? I've got my account ready.

>> No.37958105

Damn this thread went from 100 to 0 real fast, where did everyone go?

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>> No.37958133

>>37958074
you can shitpost there if you want to but its pointless.

>> No.37958159

>>37958074
Yes, please move there so your voice is heard.
Let us whom love gura remain in this thread discussing her cunny in detail.

>> No.37958161

>>37958133
It was proven to not be pointless today.

>> No.37958191

>>37958105
this thread is completely dead other than shitposting. there’s literally zero to talk about

>> No.37958192

>>37958105
I'm still here

>> No.37958243

>>37958105
sudden release of 2 weeks of tension, speaking for myself I am tired now going to go "play" IVAV and have a nap

>> No.37958267

>>37958133
>>37958161
Please stop trying to convince them otherwise, they should totally leave to a place that "matters".

>> No.37958278

>>37947410
Tyranny spam

>> No.37958335
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I'm worried this will defuse all the bitching she was going to get in chat. I don't think she read that reddit thread and she isn't going to learn any lessons from this.

>> No.37958365

what would gura do to anon if gawr tied him up??

>> No.37958428

>>37958335
>waahhh wahh I can't shitpost in chat anymooore
she got the message already jeez, if I had to choose between being able to bitch in chat and getting a tweet I'll pick the tweet anytime

>> No.37958433

>>37958365
What, like Gawr ties anon up and transforms back into Gura with no memory of having tied him up? She'd probably fuck him.

>> No.37958445

>>37958365
She would untie you, unlike gawr, gura is a sweet girl who is into vanilla stuff.

>> No.37958468

>>37958365
Have sex with Gawr in front of anon, tease him because he was tied up and can't even fap

>> No.37958488

>>37958445
Gura is on record with several anti-vanilla rants. She hates vanilla and is going to demand you chase her around and pound her bratty cunny.

>> No.37958561

>>37958488
That's gawr's intrusive thoughts.

>> No.37958606

>>37958335
the strategy now is to go straight to management so they tell her

>> No.37958637

>>37958606
No, the strategy is to go to reddit. Straight there. Don't bother posting here first.

>> No.37958650

>>37958335
She definitely knows that she handled this terribly. If she'll do anything to avoid repeating this shit is a different story though...

>> No.37958710

>>37958335
Wait what reddit thread?
Can I get the link?

>> No.37958711

>>37958637
don't worry anon. when she is doing a horrible job, you will hear about it here, and you will be helpless to stop it.

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