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I love Ina!
>a 100-ARS red supa would be worth just a little bit over 1 dollar in human moneyJESAS
Gura sex
>>3791708
No Ame figures. Ame doesn't have the seniority for it.
Alright what was the Polka membership post
Everybody below this is a late posting faggot and should kill themselves
Ame is augmented
>Ame respecting the senpai cultureBased
Why won't Teddy do his work bros?
I'm glad Ame commissions a lot of stuff from ReNPC, he makes really quality art. Much better option than relying on free shit to be made for you.
isnt a 45mm plushie of takos too big for most dicks here?
Listening to Ame continuing being cuter than usual reading through her supachat readings while continuing to go off on fish tank tangents but sometimes talks about chocolate chips and desserts and other various topics and why is Ame so pretty /hlgg/? Look at her she's radiant. Really can't wait to see what she's got prepared for Ina's birthday.While Lamy is performing her duties correctly in Nier Automata, murdering every single robot she runs into, including those that pose no immediate threat to her simply because they looked at her wrong. 9S would be proud of this.While Roberu finished wiping his bar off and is open for business. He actually managed to not go to the restroom 10 minutes into the stream but you never know how long he's going to last chatting with his fans and talking about his future watchalong with guest star Temma and other things.While in 43 minutes, Mori and Gura are going to show the entire world that they have THE BIGGEST BRAINS in HoloEN because they're going to take on the co-op puzzle game We Were Here Too and I hope you guys are ready for some high calibur thinking and turning.Unrelated note, Polka released a cover of Vampire today. An absolutely outstanding performance by the clown fennec her unique and wild vocals really give this such a unique feel to it and if you don't believe me then just have a listen for yourself and see just how great it is.https://youtu.be/Md0TBfwo9rMSo friends, where we at?
9.7/10that's pretty high teabros wgmi
I love Ame so much, bros...This was a very comfy SC stream. And we get sleepy late night Minecraft later...But was today a good day? We'll find out soon!
I love Gura!
Fat Cat.
>>3791708Fuck you pal, i'm a human
Ame is too sweet for this world>we don't deserve her
>>3791759Right here Ayamefriend!Still just watching Ame!
https://youtu.be/ooqQbs2Ey8U?t=139YAGOO-SAMA I KNEEL
>>3791736Wouldn't you like to know, vampire boy
>>3791736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Kcl3l6g0MShe recorded herself sleeping with a stereo mic.
What kind of magic-ass ice has Ame put on her drink, how the fuck has it not melted yet? And that dessert must be spoiled as fuck by now.FUCKING EAT WHEN YOU HAVE FOOD IN FRONT OF YOU.
>>3791553Will these two get through the entire game today?
I've never had a brother. Those with 'em, rate the experience.
>>3791760>rated Teamates over BR2049She HATES Blade Runner
>>3791724Nnaaaaa...that's a fucked up life.
You ARE going to sleep with Polka tonight, right?
>>3791591Hey, me too!
>>3791591私もイナが大好き!
>>3791747i missed what she said. was it something regarding the merch or?
>>3791723Yea, with me.
>>3791754>he
>>3791759Right here, Ayamefriend!
>>3791775>the JPs are picking up the YAGOO meme
>>3791778>>3791792God tonight I'm gonna be sleeping good
What did she mean by this?https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1394080014384001026https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1394080014384001026https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1394080014384001026
Is this the timeline where we love Ame
>>3791771>i'm a humannow i know a le sad fox posting argentinian didn't have the gall to make this claim...
>>3791708>human moneykek
>>3791780She's using Lamy Ice from the 3D debut, clearly
>>3791778Oh I was hoping it was a weird text post
Buff Dog
>>3791778>That soft Polka snoringBlessing
>>3791754She also gets to ask for modifications if things aren't exactly as she wants, whilst you look petty if you do that to someone who's doing it for free.
>>3791780She's a time traveler. She doesn't have to worry about her food going bad.
>>3791708>human money>Implying ARS is more valuable than monkey's doing basic trading
Live now>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbLpYRMaxCc>Amehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pmid4VfFmMIn less than an hour>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrXwc6D34n0>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KpgjJ5Ks8
>>3791825That's every timeline except one.
>gurame podcast was the best EN collab yet>gurame 2 weeks from nowjesus christ gurame cant stop winning. also off-collab confirmed (again)
>>3791822Does Haachama unironically have the most talented and loyal fanbase? What causes this?
>>3791767If you do then why did you leave her in the box?
>>3791759Looking cute this thread, Ayamefriend.
>>3791759>Ayamefriend can post outside Ayame postsWhat do you think she posts?
>>3791822I don't even keep up with her shit anymore, she's pretending Haachama is dead and she can't speak English anymore right?And she's pretending gen 5+ does not exist right?
>>3791802Yeah, figures merch.
Uhhh...CHUMKEKS?
bros...we fucking lost...this was supposed to be our board
jwu give me the latest gurame deets
>isopods
Polka went from doing a cover of a lewd song straight into recording herself sleeping. This. Clown. Loves. You. Love her back!
>>3791591Ame too!
BREEDING AME AAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Isopod gacha
>>3791822pretty cute
>>3791822occult shit always freaks me out
>>3791867Wouldn't you like to know Friend soundposteer.
>>3791881Gura really tried to make it happen but Ame shot her down every time.
>>3791786But I AM Bladerunner
>I HAVENT STUDIED JAPANESESHE HASNT BEEN DOING HER NIP REPSGET FUCKED TEAMATES GET FUCKED I FUCKING TOLD YOU SHE BREAKS HER PROMISES
>>3791852>also off-collab confirmed (again)did she say something, I missed it>>3791864She failed the sniff test
>>3791867You can already pretty easily identify a lot of his other posts.
Ame just ripped Game Theory
>>3791881Another collab the week after this week
>watching coco clip>says it would be really bad if she collabed with a mando people actually think like that? seems incredibly fucked up and petty
>>3791876I don't know about you guys but I'm kinda glad we're not the only presence on this board, it gets kinda boring being here all alone.
>>3791881gurame is cute!!________________________________________________________________________________
pee
>>3791876oh nosee you guys later, i'm jumping ship
>He has lewd thoughts about ducks
>>3791880isopods are godless killing machines
https://streamable.com/3goh2fAME
>>3791876A little competition will do this board some good. There's way too much empty space here.That being said, the Niji thread can openly talk about hololive without anyone caring, while this thread it is reportable, that is a bit concerning to me and will definitely confuse newfags.
>>3791867It's a mystery
>>3791778I am not prepared...
I love this girl
>>3791904meds retard
>>3791773Well (You) don't, but Ina and Gura totally do!
>>3791904I don't care. I love Ame anyway. I didn't think she was learning Japanese in the first place.
>>3791778Not getting the full experience from Polka ASMR is one of the few times in my entire life that I truly regret not being able to hear in stereo.
>>3791918Pee>>3791920Just that one
>>3791881off-collab confirmed>>3791901ignore this retard, Ame literally said Gura was the center of her world and would sniff her feet/take her home
>>3791905No, just hinting another gurame in 2 week
Ame needs to take some lessons from the legend himself, Nama Sensei
>>3791920Yes.
>Ame's going to take a nap>maybe>she'll either be sleepy or tired for MC
Ame hasn't studied Japanese. Lazy slut.
>>3791940Deafchama...
>>3791901can you really say that when ame had a whole argument plannet on gura being the center of her earth
>>3791904She's just like me...
>>3791920I do and I will continue to
>>3791827I rarely post that kind of pic, so don't go assuming every sadcat poster is one or you will be treated as a schizo probably
>>3791904Anon have you not watched Ame in awhile? She's said this for awhile, she wants to sign up for a class
>>3791904We know, she has said this many times. She doesn't know how to self-study, and needs a course or something.
>>3791904I feel sorry for you, you insecure bastard
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1394101492764790784
>>3791876Hey anon, you should post the current speed right now for a laugh.
>May Gura:>(31843+35284+23060+23682+194140+46349+22163+34970) / 8 = 51436Japs sure did dirty here...
>>3791905Ame said "when you visit" during the gurame podcast, they would do some DIY stream where they saw shit or something.>>3791948watch streams retard
>>3791970shes just like me
>>3791904idc
This girls really love being missed, that why they always stall after saying the stream is ending
>>3791759shut up please
Lamy mention
>>3791553I hope we get more AmeSame collabs, but I'm still happy with the Calli collab we're getting today! Btw Anon, you forgot to put "General" at the end of the title, but it's fine!
>>3791920of course
kek, ame can't stop being reminded about nier
>>3791959She already said it'll be sleepy minecraft
>>3791960MEDS. RETARD.
>>3791977THEY ARE
I love Reine's tits!
>>3791769pretty nice return to tradition.
>>3791984Ok I knew that already, I thought you meant this stream.
>>3791984>stream where they saw shit or somethinghilarious that this is indeed an accurate depiction of their plans
>>3791873T o T
>>3791792of course!
>>3792015COLLABING
>>3792015THEY AREN'T
Barley?
>>3792000who's your oshi by the way, I just wanna know if you're gonna be a shitposter so I can separate you from the rest of your oshi's fans
>>3791984Meds
>>3792018anon, your spoiler...but same bro
teamates, how is your oshi alive after eating nothing but breakfast and soup for the entire day?
>>3791924It's reportable as offtopic in both threads, retard. It's just that currently nijikeks fanbase is half made up of dramafag comparing their performance to hololive, for good or bad. They're not reporting each other, they WANT to talk about nijisanji in relation to hololive as the main feature of their threads.
that's a completely fine breakfast and lunch ame
>>3791980ゴトワゴ!!!
This is Gura's mother.
>>3791708wait, ARS doesn't work anymore?
>>3791867distorted Anyas
>>3791759Right here
>>3791904I still don't know how the fuck Kiara did it, my only conclusion is that learning languages is much more encouraged and enforced outside of america
>>3791792whatever happened to the polka tulpa guy?
>>3791980>may numbersArent we like only at half of may
>Gurame podcast had 500 IPs on this thread Can the off-collab hit 700 IPs? That would be higher than the outfit reveals
>>3791962You get used to it.
>>3792058My wife, yes
>>3792051fuck,i meant as a daily food intake, not that day specifically
>>3791904I know, Ive been focusing on lifting instead as a shitty n4
>>3792053>It's reportable as offtopic in both threadSeems straight up wrong to me, unless mods are just ignoring the threads for debuts outside of cheese pizza
>Still drinking so much soupPoorfag life really doesn't leave you huh...
How do you deal with being completely in love with your oshi?Because holy shit
>>3792072the collab covered a lot of topics. But this game will filter everyone including gura and mori.
>>3791759Right here!rigt4 heee!rigt her!ruger!eQQ!T
>>3792045Ame
>>3792051She's tiny.
>>3792051That's why she barely 150cm, all the nutrition went to her breasts & ass too.
>>3792087 feels very unhealthy. I hope I can cook for her.
Ame, please.. I need to sleep, but I can't sleep unless I find out whether today was a good day or not...
JWU, can one of guys please give me a timestamp for Kiara's period rant?
>>3791980Looks like they didn't include her reveal stream
>>3791759Right here, Ayamebro!
>>3791984oh, that's not what "confirmed" means.
>>3791958Such a kino stream, please let the dmc 3 virus spread
>>3792099The entire point is embracing it, better this that being hung up on some girl who dumped you 9 years ago who doesn't even remember your name.
>>3791904So like... in your mind what would be a good reaction from the teamates to this revelation? I mean we all just love her so you'll get shit. But in your perfect schizo world what would we do?
>>3791807Oi I'm not gonna fall for this trap again until you can confirm that it's a she.
Reading books and growing old together with Ame...
>>3792045>ina
>>3792070I don't know about that faggot, but I've made significant progress on my non-/x/ attempt to hack it. I can't induce ego death yet, but I can simulate Polka both in my mind's eye and with false physical stimuli with just a small effort on my brain, to the point where I can do it while multi-tasking.
>>3791924Because that thread is almost entirely shitposters from here stirring shit up. Every fast split thread is just an /hlgg/ colony, whether it's holofightz or the magnet graduation thread, and this is no exception. When it actually solidifies into a real thread with its own identity, they'll be able to report holoposts as off-topic.
>I like Miso soupSHE WATCHES MIO
>>3791857there's a reason she does so many streams showing off fanmade content, haatons are insanely talented, insanely dedicated and insane
>>3792051There's a reason she has to cancel a stream every week.She has absolutely no constitution.
>>3792099it's hard goslingbro...
>What is fiber?God, imagine Ame's toilet.
>>3792018Great, aren't hey?
>>3792097But soup is good, what's wrong with soup?
Why do you all use super built guys to represent "chads" when girls almost universally prefer height and visible income over dick size and ridiculous muscles?
>>3792087most people don't need to eat as much as they do anon. I'm 6'1 200 lbs and all I eat is a light breakfast and dinner if that
He's right you know
>>3792046>>3792126it confirmed that it's happening, just not whenit'll happen within the next two months GUARANTEED.>summer>US opening up>both girls got the vax (pro-science)>both already foaming at the mouth to meet and interact with each other off-stream because they are bisexual.
>>3792100Anon he said off-collab
>>3792045hes a deadbeat
>>3792156>imagine Ame's toiletimagine BEING Ame's toilet
>>3792099Yeah, this BGM & her just talking about mundane shits really does it for me.
>>3792126Shh, it's all they have.The Gurame schizos don't care about reality.
>>3792072Subaru dance hit the same week as the reveals. newfags are ongoing.
>>3792163is Reine the whitest holo?
>>3792078Hi Todd!
>>3791740This has more chance of scaring you off with the loud sound than killing you with the ball.
>>3792123They included everybody but Gura
>>3792176this post makes you sound even crazier
>Hates to drink milk but loves cereal with milkshe's just like me bros...
>>3792136Ame addressed reNPC as "she". She usually uses "they" when she's not sure.
>>3791980I have no idea what I'm looking at
Jesus this is comfy
>>3792170We aren't trying to impress women, we're impressing each other.
>>3791708kek
AME MILK
>>3792182would you really trade your actual existence for being ame's toilet?
>>3791822Baphometchama
>>3792166not him but it's really not as nutritious as a normal meal, not to mention that she eats it on a daily basis and as far as i understand she doesnt eat dinner, meaning she's extremely malnourished
>>3792175it's always been lonely depressed males who have never interacted with women. clickbaiting clipniggers are the reason for the sexual thumbnails
>drinks lactose free milkdropped
>>3792099see >>3792130It can be hard in particularly lonely moments.but if you can just enjoy the time when you're watching her and ride that for the rest of the day or whatever, then you're okay, bro.
>>3792196If you remove that stream and divide it by 7 then you get the number they came up with so yeah, they definitely fudged it. Pretty shady shit.
>>3792170Billionares get cucked by the gym instructor all the time anon.You marry the money but fuck the chad, thats how the world rolls.
I need this ending theme
>>3792175>mfw I ruin yet ANOTHER LGBT-friendly fandom
fuck I just got back from dinner and Ame is ending...
>>3792187Anon, you don't sound any saner by denying that it'll ever happen.
>>3792175i agree but he's still a faggot for only watching clips
>>3792175You know there really is nothing more important to me than the opinion of a literal-who, literal-faggot on twitter
>This BGM.Bros...
Why didn't Kuroboshi draw Ina like his usual cunny?
>>3792144This desuMake no mistake, Hololive owns the western market and is strangling it by the balls. Some JP Holos like Pekora have more EOP stream watchers than the entire fanbase of some of the biggest EN vtubers outside of Hololive.
>>3792219Not only would I do it for being with Ame, but I'd do it so I could be functionally immortal.t. Pat
>>3792099Spend every day in a way that makes me happy and appreciate everything she does.
>>3792170Fool that you are, with muscles comes strength, with strength comes power over other men, with power over other men comes confidence.Women are a natural byproduct of power. It is not the aesthetics of muscles that women crave, it is the power of those with muscles.
>>3792175This dude is a fucking pathetic weakling who can't separate the actual content from the fanbase.
Why is the Takodachi blue?
This fucking BGM kills meit reminds me a lot of this song actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwn2XBQROE
>>3792170t. lanklet
>>3792175Based. Holosimps are not meant to be pandered to. They're the bastard children of the VTuber fanbase.
>>3792206I heard her say “they.”
>>3792184>>3792212>we go from this comfy talk to this very comfy outro with Bubba vibingWe're... we're gonna make it, man.
>This outroAme...
>>3792175I feel like the people he's talking about have always been part of this and he's the newfag.
In case you missed ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OHEvGuQyLc
>>3792099I dunno man.It helps me forget about my ex-wife, but it's a different, hollow kind of happiness.
>>3792248obviously it's going to happen at some point. "confirmed" is when there's a plan: a month, a location, etc.
>Catching up on VODS>Gura is literally non-stop horny for Ame and it's been thirty minutes alreadyWhat is wrong with this girl?
WHY DOES THIS OUTRO MAKE ME SAD
>>3792175>i only watch clips and am incapable of curating my youtube feed
>>3792176>both girls got the vax (pro-science)That's about the only thing about this which is a disappointment, but eh, if that's what it takes for an off-collab to happen, I'll take it.
>>3792264Because Ina isn't cunny you stupid faggot.
>>3792175He may be right about the clips but he's completely wrong about which people are ruining it.
>>3792175We're better off without the kind of people that can get filtered this easily.
>>3791802>>3791737
This outro is nostalgic for some reason and makes me realize that nothing lasts forever
You're gonna make it, Gosling.
bros...
>>3792175these "people" do not belong in this hobby
>>3792267pretty based
>>3792175why are you posting some random with 19 followers like he matters
>>3792238latinx stomach understand
>>3792264because that's ayamefriend's bodytype not Inas
There is no Ame...
>>3791778>members onlyI guess I have no choice
>>3792175Holosimps are the bastard children of anime fans and gamersThey’re consistently racist, they’re consistently transphobic, consistently misogynistic, consistently pedophiles, and consistently treat indie creators/vtubers like expendable dog shitFuck HoloSimps
>>3792288
One day, this BGM will play for the last time...
>>3792295she's non-stop horny for Ame and lonely
>>3792239Thanks anon, that means a lot.
I miss Ame so much...
>>3792058Yes I breed her to birth my daughter wife Gura
>>3792235>not as nutritious as a normal mealDepends on the soup
Be honest, chumbuds, do you you want to insert your penis into Gura's vagina and deposit your semen inside?
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
>>3792329You just described almost every degenerate on this board.
Today was a good day
ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵈᵃʸ
>>3792099I just embrace it anon.
>>3792116good night anon
>>3792136>>3792206G.I.R.L has been a thing since the 90s anons.
>>3791757>45mmIs less than 2 inches
>>3792333
Bitcoin died, prepare for a massive drop in sheepposters
>>3792175>anime dudebrosThis is so fucking stupid. Remember when "dudebro" meant college frat guys? They're the complete opposite of horny anime watching virgins.
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAYat last, sleep
>>3792339barley soup is as nutritious as a steak with mashed potatoes for example?
>>3792143Wait there are multiple of you guys?
>>3792329They sound pretty based to me.
TODAY WAS A NEUTRAL DAY
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAYLater teamates.
>>3791761Today was a good day. I just gotta thank God.
>>3792144>Every fast split thread is just an /hlgg/ colonyNot always truethe beatani thread is melting down because they think they heard a MALE
It kills me inside how easy space is. Nobody cares if your ships strafe around all over the place.
>>3792175based, cant wait to ruin more homofagspaces
Good day, /hlgg/
[GOOD DAY NEWS]AME CONFIRMS THAT TODAY WAS INDEED A GOOD DAY
Today was a good day!
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY o7
>>3792175Let this be a lesson be told about the toxic fanbase at bay. Don't let Holosimps/EOPs give you a distorted view of things. This person is right and should be heard more often. Clippers should not be discredited as much as they are.
Today was a good day Teamates
>>3792295>What is wrong with this girl?Loneliness
Always so lewd, this cat.
>>3792296It's part of her program of conditioning her viewers. Sad music when she leaves, upbeat music when she starts. You're not falling for this manipulation, are you?
>>3792099Watch this video without trying to prepare yourself mentally for it and tell me with a straight face that such things can be overcome:https://youtu.be/HLV6ARPyIYs
>>3792170>he doesn't lift for himselfngmi
>>3792134I wonder this but for every chuuba's 'happening'. Like, not watching isn't an option on the table.
TODAY WAS A GOD DAY!
>>3792295Lonely and Ame is special to her
Today was a pretty damn good day indeed.
gurame will win like chitoge and raku
>>3791980vnuma still down
>>3792411I don't speak moon and the video is too wide
yeah today was pretty good I guess
>*squat>*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR>*Oh no… Not again!!>*THUNK>*PLEASE! I NEED TO SHIT MY->*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH>*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!>*G-GAWWWRRRRRGUUURRRRAAAAA>*GRLSHSHSHS>*KFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPSSSSSSSS>*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH>*dabing>*HOLOLIVE B-BAN O-OLLIE->*Aaaaaahhhhh-…..>*SSSHHHLLPP>*IT FUCKING HURTS>*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r>*brap>*walks away
>Want to listen to Polka sleep ASMR>Also want to wear headphones>Can't sleep with my HD598's or they'll probably break or something
Farmer Coco is cute!
3.5 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqqjksBRaF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqqjksBRaF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqqjksBRaF0
>>3792170cope
>collab soondon really care for the game i just want banter
>>3792422Based Haaton
TODAY WAS GOOD DAY
>>3792397agdg anon...
>>3792235Shouldn't be any less nutritious as long as you're drinking the broth too.
>>3792175Posts like these should be ban worthy. It's typical /v/-tier twittercap shit.
>>3792295Why aren't you horny for Ame?
>>3792304But she could have been.
It's not a good day for me until towa streams!
>>3792287This.
>>3791904You're fucking sad, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifPX1Bh-7LM>Okay. I will do it.>I will play your spooky games, Dead Beats. But only for you.>I wonder how this will transpire...
>>3792248Obviously it's going to happen. As long as no one graduates, Ame is going to meet all of her genmates.It's /u/schizo delusions to say "It's happening!" every time there's some idle mention of it.
today was a good day bros
>>3792381Have you seen how dedicated to and obsessed with her fans Polka is?The fanbase reflects the oshi.
>>3792340Oh much more than that but I’m too lazy to update my post right now
>>3792437>chitogeI'm still seething on how dogshit that show is
>>3792333Yeah it’ll be pretty sad when she eventually gets tired of this bgm and switches
>>3791980is vnuma still down
>>3792099The only time I'm completely in love with Gura is when she sings. Who she was as HER is enough to keep me from Goslinging.
Another day, another /qa/ raid.Doesn't change today, cuz it was a good day.
Do you fags really have to repeat every single word Ame says?It's annoying
>>3792329>>3792405>>3792280>Barely over a minute between postsYou sure feel strongly about this, samefag
I’m curious about all you shippers, are you aware that it’s all a fantasy of yours and you just do it for entertainment or are you actually so far gone socially you can’t differentiate between a normal friendship with a bunch of cute moments designed to make the stream more entertaining and a legitimate romantic interest?
>>3792175Indeed he is. I feel bad. These are the people who would unironically say they would blow up Cover Corp. in Minecraft over the possibility over a VShojo collab/business relationship with Hololive.Holosimps are deranged toxic dudebros and should be abolished from having opinions.
>>3792410You're god damn right I'm falling for it and I'm having a hard time figuring out the way to resist it. I think I'm trapped
>>3792483>onoderafagcringe
Today was a good day, bros
>>3792483seethe, onoderacuck
>>3792454Will Mori and Gura be able to finish We Were Here Too in that time?
testing a thing
>>3792453That's brutal
Become
Today was a day
>>3792170The only way I make it with Gura is being literally Dante or being Amelia, and only one of those things are at least feasible.
>>3792471thank you Mori, very cool
>>3792511No
Didn't even have to use my AK
>>3792511>finish
Live now>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbLpYRMaxCcIn 20 minutes>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KpgjJ5Ks8>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrXwc6D34n0
>>3792454>Finishing Nuko before her break.She really is too good for this world.
>>3792397obviously wrong thread but looks pretty based if you're making that so shill it again sometime later
>>3792511I feel like they're going to be faster than Ina and Ame
>>3792500a good choice to go for reddit spacing on your bait
>>3792348Yes. And I am not afraid to call them out. As channers have always posed a problem to the broader Hololive fanbase.The way they treat indies, namely those who already are at a disadvantage because of the work culture that plagues them is the more troubling part.
>>3792471God I'm at what I think is the ending of the game and it's pure fucking kino. I can't wait for Mori and Gura to reach the factory.
>>3792170why is this here.
>>3792512it sucks, testing aborted
>>3792494Why are deadbraps like this???
I didn't even have to use my ak
>>3792372The 2nd biggest fan of Fate Kaleid I know is a 6'2" jacked white guy with an armani model jawline who was on the rowing team and was in a frat at the same school the supreme gentleman shot up.
>>3792295I'm pretty confused too. It doesn't really make much sense.My theory is that because management knows that Ame is the least talented of the group, they tell the other girls to gas her up on stream a lot. Gura is the most subscribed holo so they pressure her in particular to show Ame a lot of favoritism to generate more interest towards Ame and her content.
>>3792329>>3792405>>3792280>>3792329Anon this is sincerely pathetic, take your meds
>>3792175>check post>check replies>realize poster is samefagging to try and stir drama>realize I don't care>respond anyway because fuck you
>>3791754>>3791836to add on this, reNPC is a real fan. Ame paid him 100 he put 200-worth efforts.
>>3792500When you use "holosimps" in every post your samefagging is a little too obvious, friend
>>3792457Speaking of banter, how hard is We Were Here Too gonna murder the banter potential of today's collab.
>>3792545god I want to have rough sex with you
>>3792454Haven't kept up with Ame's MC streams because of timezones, what's Nuko?
>>3792411that laugh she did at the end, gura does that all the time. she knows who to take notes from.
>>3792483Don't you have a cake to make
>>3792471Based Moririn
>>3792170I was already a gym rat before watching holos, ina is just a additional motive to make me continue lifting and live the dream of carry her
o7 TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
https://mobile.twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1394094022554263557Give me your rrats
At this point I half expect Ame to fuck Gura not because they're attracted to each other in any way but simply to mess with all the shippers.
>>3792235>she's extremely malnourishedAnonchama...
testing a second thing since >>3792512 sucked
>>3792532>not mentioning AmeSHE HATES HER
>>3792170That's the perks of being short, most folks are in my taller than strike zone because mostly everyone is 5'0 or taller. It's increasingly better if they do their reps so I can sit on their shoulders during concerts.
>>3792462agdg?
>>3792543I've been posting amongst Channers for almost 12 years now. The fact that you know what "Reddit Spacing" is is indicative of your protective newfaggotry.This is a board for all voices.
Now that I give a fuck to girls thanks to hololive, I'm going to get a girlfriend this year.
I don't know what I'm thinkin bout
>>3792333I can't imagine her switching this song with anything else.
>>3792099I am completely in love with Gawr Gura and it elevates my every day. I have no regrets
>>3792548The factory is just suffering. Ethan has such a relatable moment when he is thrown down to the bottom again
>>3792175Imagine being a no-stream, clip watching, anti idol-culture, anituber collab supporting, homosexual nigger and believing that you're not the one ruining things. Such ignorance. Such insolence.
>>3792471This doesn't even show up under her upcoming streams. How the fuck do you get the url so fast?
>>3791870sex...
>>3792580o7
Bros... we're losing him...
Will they finish the game in one go?
Do you ever tune into Lamys stream and feel like she's the one watching you?
>>3792454>Faggot sends Ame a SC complaining about the electrocution imagery being triggering>Ame uses it as a thumbnail for several MC streams sincerumao
>>3792519wh-which is the feasible one?
>>3792489https://vnuma.net/streamer/monthly-history/94c4bdcf7b0543d9a472007c4218183b/2021-05
>>3792572The giant statue she started months and months ago.It's from Girl's Last Tour.
>>3792583>New pet>Coco collab>Vshojo collabTake your pick
>>3792583So Kiara's cats can eat them? Hell no.
>>3792494You're annoying
>>3792587>>3792512yeah i give up, the text looks so dumb
>>3792370based, I can't wait for prices to drop so I can buy cheap and get a free doubled money
>>3792610We already lost him.
>>3792471I can't wait https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjxjycgbV4
>>3792595That's the spirit
Did somebody clip the "today was a good day"? It's cut off in the vod sadly
I am ANGRY! ANGRY ABOUT sTREAMS!
>>3792613I will become Watson Amelia, obviously
>>3792569Case in point measures the toxic dudebro nature of the HoloSimps that pic-related was talking about.Indies being phased out by corporate oligarchy have told me about this and it's troubling and sad at the same time.
>>3792559My theory is that you're a nigger
a-anon is looking cute today..
>>3792602i clicked the link when it was posted and there was 1 like and 1 person waiting, so you tell me
>>3792635today wa
>>3792610You can be a fan of both you know
>>3792602Showed up on my front page. Or I "found" it another way :}
>>3792610>searching Walfie's tweets specifically for when he mentions PomuMove on.
>>3792572
>>3792617Oh. I completely forgot about it...
>>3792370Fucking finally I might be able to buy a card now.
>>3792610I love Ame and Pomu
Global, Teamates, I'm feeling that memories of a vtuber is coming back to my memory. What's does that mean? What's my diagnosis?
>>3792643anon is always cute
>>3792630kek
>>3792610>>3792628>we
>>3791980What happened with Kiara?
please stop, dude...
>>3792175Why are people so fragile about sexualized content? it's a fucking 2D character....not that using it for clickbait is a good thing but these people act as if the artists just invaded the girls house and took pictures of their original bodies
>>3792630Kinda sounds like homer
>>3792443Ah yes, the impossible to decipher phrase of "Minna, tadaima"
>>3792411>8k viewers
>>3792497>are you aware that it’s all a fantasy of yoursYes but there are like, maybe 2-3?, who aren't, as far as I can tell. And probably a few falseflaggers who shit up the threads with shipshit/anti-shipshit like sinfag too.
>>3792643Anon is a disgusting whore
>>3792610seething he showed his dick to them and got rejected for not being white enough, many such cases
>>3792643T-Thanks... you too?
>>3792595based
>>3792603Did you just prove his point or are you evading the broader toxicity that emanates throughout the Holosimp fanbase?
>>3792643I don't feel the same way
Why does Ame not do easter eggs with Bubba anymore...
>>3792593ogey
>>3792659My bad, you already lost him.
Why does mori say "your boy" when she is female and a girl?
>>3792329(uoY)
>>3792662why won't he just fucking do it already? holy fuck he's annoying
>>3792662this isn't real right?
>>3792681because it's not easter anymore
>>3792641keep going, I'm gonna cum
>>3792615why'd they change domain
Wait did I get this right? Did ame say she wants to try deus ex?
>>3792511Ina and Ame are relatively smart, but Ame's brain was fried that day. They might be able to, not expecting much though.
>>3792620She wouldn't call Coco a new friend when they've been talking already. If you want to spin a rrat, another possibility was that she was chatting with a NijiEN in DMs/Discord or something.
>>3792610Dude you've been posting since yesterday, stop, jesas. I don't think people post about their oshis as much as you about this guy.
>3 three streams in one dayAmelia inspired?
>>3792646今日は
>>3792662he's still going?
>>3792628>>3792648>>3792650>>3792655>>3792659>>3792673this tweet isnt even real you fucking retards
>>3792610He has every right to enjoy something else. It hurts to see him go but it is what it is teamates. Nothing lasts forever, just enjoy the great OC he made for Ame while he was here with us.
>>3792689Five foot scythe my dude.
>>3792295They knew each other pre-hololive. This is not a rrat, Gura explicitly said so.
>>3792685>>3792690Here are Holosimps dodging the questions posited at them that target their toxic dudebro personality that emanates as to why clippers and indies feel uneasy in pleasing this rabid demographic which has no place in the broader VTuber fandom.
>>3792662dumbass should save it for a non-collab stream if he really needs the attention so badly.
>>3792695It's in Gura's prechat. You can check for yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KpgjJ5Ks8
>>3792610Walfie seems like a seasonal /jp/sie. He went from 2hu > Hololive > Njiisanji
>>3792662Oh no....referring to a SC a full month ago...
>>3792545I wish you were actually as oppressed and abused as you pretend to be. You deserve it.
>>3792595I'm going the other direction. I've had several long term relationships and gotten my heart broken every time.Watching Hololive is what I do instead of getting into another relationship.
>>3792662Warrior-chan love! I hope she got into EN2!
>>3792548Finished it with some friends. Thought the ending was a bit goofy but then remembered I'm playing a resident evil game and embraced the goofs. Very good. I also enjoyed how each house was emulating each of the older RE games (Vampires were RE 2, dolls were the RE demos, fish was RE 4 and 5 with pure action, factory felt very RE 7)
>>3791778Fat Polka probably has sleep apnea
>>3792610See you space cowboy
>>3792235anon you don't need to eat 3 meals a day. shit you don't even need to eat every day
>>3792743Based but points off for not using the soundpost
>>3792641I'm going to rape you, anon. You and your indies. I'm going to put my penis in your asshole. I'm going to thrust. In and out, like a jackhammer. I'll make your slimy anus look like Baghdad at the height of its destructive occupation by Violent Islamic Extremists. Piss and shit and blood everywhere.
>>3792730Ame said this too months ago, but retarded anti-/u/, Iname, and Calligulafags kept saying it was just "lore and kayfabe". Then Gura confirmed it (who >we know doesn't give a fuck about kayfabe) and that was the end of that rrat
Have you ever thought of Ame and just cum?
>>3792739huh? I just called somebody a faggot for reddit spacing
>>3792662>he still hasn't necked himself
>>3792295How do you think she got the title Gosling Prime
Is grooming indies a joke or do people here actually do it?
>>3792745on a collab stream...
>>3792723https://twitter.com/walfington/status/1394104451460444162?s=21Cope
>>3792497Gura's a terrible liar though.
>>3792610Walfie is a whore.
>>3792656>What's my diagnosis?ESL
>>3791870>>3791924more thick holos please
>>3792610Oh no...Anyway,
>>3792643Only the nakirigumis of this thread are cute. Including this one >>3792672
/hlgg/ you smell bad.
>>3780179seethe more retard
>>3792782>worked suckedhot
>>3792454Nice. I missed Mario so I think I'll watch that while I wait.I don't care to see We Were Here Too again so soon.Maybe save it for dead hours.
>>3792320No excuses, especially since she's supposedly Spanish
>>3792643No, I'm not, and you're not going to call me cute anymore. I'm fucking tired of it.
I'm going to use holosimpschizo's posts to relieve myself sexually and there's nothing they can do about it.
I just don't understand.These faggots get deleted for raiding the thread every fucking hour at this point.When will they learn?
>>3792783anorxic holos please
>>3792782LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3792677I'm saying he's a gay nigger who should be airdropped to Saudi Arabia.
>>3792610Ame's rejection hurt him badly
>>3792777oh
>>3792708At the very least it should be fun to watch, the last time these 2 were collabing with each other was very entertaining.
>>3792610>pomudamn i didn't know walfie have such a trash taste, watch Elira she is the good one.
>>3792782LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3792800Thanks for the cross-thread (you)!
>>3792643Thanks, I guess
>>3792797reminder that Ayamefriend unironically made a post using this imageI don't know what she meant by it, but it was hot.
What's stopping you from impregnating your oshi
>>3792715just the classic GF behavior>I'm gonna do something you don't like>I'll be gone for 3 days>is extra nice and sweet with you before the vacation It won't make it any less lonely without her but I appreciate her effort.
>>3792782>life after the catSucks being human sometimes
>>3792782MY CAT IS FUCKING DEAD LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3792559>least talentedI'm not even a big fan of Ame but I can easily say she has the most creative streams in EN. She is a content machine.
>>3792782https://streamable.com/d7g62l
>>3792662Why is he wasting his disability money on this instead of seeking professional help?
So a delay will happen. It always happens with Mori
>>3792662https://youtube.com/channel/UC3aoyWWEOfPT7aqLah3-NWA
>>3792774probably not, It's nice going to a small vtuber's stream since they read every comment there
>>3792774don't go to the /trash/ /wvt/ threads I guess.
>>3792827Nothing, Gura is currently bearing my child
>>3792716今日もかわいい~
>>3792798Nonsense, I just took a shower
>>3792782GURA, I EUTHANIZED MY CATLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3792662Didn't he send a similar SC like this a couple weeks ago. This is like like 3rd or 4th one he has sent apologizing for his "I'm trans, I got bullied" SC
>>3792643if only i could say the same about you
>>3792827Her unworthiness of my seed
>>3792824I also made a post with this image. The reason was because it was a cute image. Just like this one.
Ah, the mamaloni, mamaloni!You know the mamaloni?The dead one?
>>3792798You smell like an onion
>>3792777Towababy...
>>3792798not as bad as you will smell when i'm done with you
>>3792800bro we are already over 500 posts into this thread it's time to give up
>>3792827I have to wait in line behind other Deadbeats
>>3792662>PMAWhat does that stand for?
>>3792662Where is it?I don't see it on Gura's stream
>>3792774Not in this thread, but on this board? Definitely, and like >>3792852 said, the other /wvt/ thread is infamous for it.
>>3792839yurusarenai
>>3792643Yeah? What about me
>>3792610it's time for the superior artist to shine
>>3792800Bro it's been 5 fucking hours
Ame ending bgm https://youtu.be/lWHMCJtsOIk
I have MDD and think of offing myself everyday, which holo should I akasupa this to before I do it?
>>3792894positive mental attitude i think
>>3792867yea, basically same thing apologizing for one specific superchat that i dont even know if she readat least its money for Gura!
>>3792871Is there even a woman in this world worthy of your seed?
>>3792839Rude
>>3792905I would rather get cute gifs from a traitor than dyke art from a crazy chinese /u/schizo
>>3792827ABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3792913Towa.
>>3792913me
>>3792610I still think it's weird that he only gave a shit about this person because they brought up being an aikatsu fan. Pretty sure he would have skimmed right over her otherwise.
>>3792873>Last tweet may 9th>Last liked post from may 9thWhere is she actually?
>>3792917Ayamefriend
>>3792610i wonder how big the shitstorm will be when Mamalonidraws a NijisanjiEN
>>3792778ok so the second one, got it
>>3792830>also tells us to trust in her and to look forward to future plansame love
>>3792917Anya. Only Anya.
>>3792610Yeah, I'm thinking Walfie needs to hang
>>3792798t. Stinky Squirrel
>>3792662I hope Gura reads it, yells "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO" and moves on.
>>3791980Lol, they didn't include Gura'a reveal stream but included the other reveals.
>>3792917All signs point to no, but I'm not unwilling to help them reach that level.
>>3792927....Abe?
>>3792932Hi Mori
>>3792824Take your thread celebrity shit to a different thread, you retarded discordnigger.
>>3792835Sounds to me like management's tactics worked on you then, unless you're lying and you really are a teamate.
>>3792824>>3792872She's a slut begging for cock.
>>3792924noedelsgeest is taiwanese i thinkalso, not A crazy /u/ schizo, THE crazy /u/ schizo
>>3792497"My hand up your butt" is not normal banter between two normal friends. Not even Kiara went that far & she is fully committed to the /u/ stuff.
>>3792610I fucking hate this piece of shit how do we rigger him?
I'm feeling pretty drunk right now but I just wanted to say that I love (you) and your oshi
>>3792895Ok nvm I see itYoutube being weird
>>3792911thanks, time to think melancholy thoughts and break limits.
>>3792942but how can i trust in her if she won't play nier like she promised
>>3792924Leave the taiwanese /u/ schizo alone.
>>3792960>thread celebrity shitFuck off faggot, Ayamefriend has contributed more to this thread than you ever will. Stop being so anti-thread culture.
>>3792968Damn you amerifags sure are puritans.
>>3792824
>>3792915Oh, makes sense. >>3792872This is true!
>finally finishing the Nuko statueAme...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqqjksBRaF0
>>3792993What on Earth is this abomination
>>3792968nigger I joke about having sex with my friends and burying my tongue up their assholes all the time
>>3792905*blocks your path*
>>3792938>Last tweet is about hitting her head in the tubAnon... I....
>>3792968Me and my friend kiss each other in the cheeks and hug (we're not gay)
>>3792610OH NO NO NO
>5k waitingIt's over
>>3792815>rejectionDon't forget he impregnated your oshi and didn't take responsibility.https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1377582434590490628
>>3793008Anon... that's gay...;.
I smell another timeloop happening.
>>3792267haven't thought about toilet man in a while. hope he's not dead yet
NijiEN is making me realize gen2 won't be as nearly as perfect as gen1
Sup bros? Ready for some Moririn?
>>3792993>Anons sexualizeIt's actually the other way around.
>>3792905Meh. Least he doesn't draw Ame looking completely like a male as much anymore.
>>3793026that's what makes it funny
>>3793014Mating press
>>3792937Giving someone more of a shot because they happen to share some interests, especially a niche one, is not anything weird or uncommon anon. Shit, a large part of the reason I was eager to give Ame a second shot after her debut was because of a single manga (Oogami-san Dadamore Desu) she mentioned that I never would've expected someone to bring up.
>>3792968Nigga me and my friends talk about the gayest shit imaginable and we're all unequivocally straight
>>3792968>he never had close friendssucks to suck bro
>>3791769Classic.
>>3792175>but then i see on the sidebar clickbaity videos with sexual thumbnails of the girls *cunnyface* *cunnyface*lmao
>>3792968>"My hand up your butt" is not normal banter between two normal friendsjesas anon, just say you don't have any close friends
>>3792977if you love (me) and my oshi, you're already half way there teamate. Would you suck a dick for Ame?
>>3792939No it's worst, Mamaloni has been quiet for a week plus because she going to debut under Nijisanji.
>>3791778I guess membership it is
>>3792905that's not shew
>all these replies to twitter shit>people still replying to that tribalist phoneposterWhat the fuck is wrong with you retards tonight?
GURA IS A WHORE
>>3793067>tonight
>>3792610Fucking Nijirigger.
4 inch cock is enough for a blowjob, I tried sucking a banana as far as I can and I went to 5 inches but can probably go 6 if I wanted to.
it just dawned on me that this caaligula stream is a calligula stream. whether you are a /u/ schizo or a regular friends stream enjoyer, this should be very cool and nice and good. let's all have fun anons and not fight amongst ourselves (unless its particularly clever or funny)
>>3792993Ayamefriend literally sexualizes herself every thread.She started doing it after all the rape talk mindbroke her.
>>3793018Something tells me it doesn't stop at just hugs and kisses
>>3792839
>Today’s a good day to grill, Deadbeats.
>>3792610wtf Walfie, I can understand seeing other vtubers but no bubb4bot is too far
>>3793053no, but I would let a feminine twink teamate suck my dick
>>3793067>TonightSince the podcast yesterday the retards got out of the cage
>>3792983>these past few weeks of kino with no Nier in sightyou can trust her.
>>3793081
its been 15 minutes since Ame stopped streamingi miss her so much bros...
>>3792548>>3792754Gotta say, my favorite part in any RE game is the final boss. And this was no exception.
>>3792937EN Aikatsu fans needs to stick together since there's only like 12 of us.
>>3793081Thanks for the input Towa
>>3792662https://youtu.be/IRCUzcBewK0Jesas christ
>>3792968That answers my question, thanks. I hope you can have more relationships and friendships in the future to help you get a better grasp on reality!
>>3793085CALLIGULANIGGERS GET THE ROPE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE PEACE
>>3793081Same. Small cocks are actually better, retards watch too much hentai and think girls actually like having their pussy fille dand their cervix pounded.
>>3793073
>>3793043Anon, he literally doesn't care about anything else other than her being an aikatsu fangirl is my point.
Why do Mori and Gura sound exhausted already?
>>3792968broit's in as deep as our friendship bro
>>3792630that's actually kinda funny
>>3792950Risu smells great though. She smells like peaches and bbq smoke.
>>3793124stay seething, loser
Reminder that there is nothing wrong with robot genocide. They don't have feelings. They don't have hearts. They don't have souls. Everything they say was programmed into them. They don't have free will. This is why Lamy murdering everything on sight is ethical.
>>3793121I just feel bad for him...
>>3792662What was his other supa?
>Ame stream ends>Shitposters appear and get you'sEverytime
>>3793140Timetraveller?
>>3793081Come here anon. We can't be sure unless you try it on the real thing
>>3792782how do you suck a cat
>>3792937isn't aikatsu an idol group of children trying to appeal to other children? Or is it pretty rhythm I'm thinking of?
>>3792175>clipnig faggot complains about clips ruining his hololive experiencego and stay go nigger
>>3793112Card?
>>3793147you're not wrong
>>3793102man fuck teamates (not literally) you're a bunch of faggots
Why are deadbeats like this?
>>3793081I'm gonna manhandle your tiny mouth to take my 7 Inches anon.
>>3793037Yeah
>>3793033Thats a given. EN 1 is very high spec
Gimme the numbers holobros.
>>3793092Nah we just have that kind of friendship, we joke about fucking each other and sucking our cocks but we ain't gay. This is how comfortable I am around my friends
>>3792643t-thanks anon... I think you are cute too.
>>3793085It's literally the worst game they could've played. It's such a shit game for collabs since it stifles any natural conversation or kino zatsudan with the dumb in-game walkie talkie shit
Do you think Gura would enjoy reading these threads in the state that they're in?
God damn its really fucking easy to farm (you)s outside of this thread, everywhere else on this board feels like its months behind this thread
>>3793124this was not particularly clever or funny
>>3793150
>>3793067Name 1 (one) thing wrong with being tribalist against Nijiniggers.
>>3793171They'll kiss you on the lips, and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>3793099Is that bacon? Why does it look so weird?
>>3793015Is that what happened? Not even DeepL could decipher that tweet.
>>3793140thanks for indirectly reminding me to watch the time
>>3792939Do they even have any yuri bait at all yet? Doesn't seem like. Really dropping the ball so far.
>>3793184I was about to ask this too actuallyI'm just curious how the numbers for the collab will be, Gura will probably get more of course but how much more
>>3793140THEY AREN'T STREAMING YET STOP MAKING ME THINK MY MEDS DON'T WORK YOU CUNT
I'm going to need to sleep before Ame's MC stream so here's a old image to help you guys out when the time comes.
>>3793137>if he's not livetweeting about every part of her streams other than her interests that means he only cares about her liking X despite watching hours of herCome on, man.
>>3793206This is a holo thread retard. Go take your shitty drama somewhere else.
>>3793054So you're saying Gura isn't besties with the others?
Mhm yes. I see your argument but let's talk about this. Which one is going to fumble the most through explaining puzzles, Mori or Gura?
>>3793164Aikatsu is the off-brand version of off-brand idolmaster
>>3793195She's not really a fujo so no I guess.
>>3793195Yes. Gura is thoroughly depraved.
>>3792643S-Shut up nigger
>>3793195No but if we posted cunny she'd be happy
>>3792610>welost him at create.swf
Remember when /hlgg/ hated Ayameposters? Those were good times.
>>3792968t. never had friends
>>3793230yes
>>3793164I think you're talking about pripara which is the only good idol show cause it had moriwaki makoto doing direction btw.
>>3793033Perhaps the biggest thing to look forward to is their designs. Holo is killing it right now mostly cause every member is distinctive and at the very least super recognizable. Except Nene but she got her new outfit and is more or less up to par now.
>>3792643>>3793189now kiss
>>3792782Let me fix that for him>Thank you for this, it's taken a load off my mindThere, was that so hard?
What's the official pair name of Gura and Mori? I noticed they are only called Calligula ITT
>>3793219No shit faggot, I'm against Nijiniggers precisely because they shit up the thread. Kill yourself.
>>3793121fuck you nigger now i feel bad for him
>>3793230Definately Mori.
>>3793187It's the beginning part of being gay, anon.
>do archive reps>see Takos shitting on Ayame againJust so you fuckers know, she liked an image of her in a picture with EN and directly below Ina. No need to be a rratnigger over her having autism>https://twitter.com/Kukie_nyan/status/1391112927768301569
>>3793187>we joke about fucking each other and sucking our cocksI do this too
>>3792643gimme kiss anon
>>3793264niggura
>>3793195She's probably a sheepposter farming (you)'s
>>3792782inb4 someone does a red sc of MY CAT JUST DIED LET'S GOOOOO and she reads that instead.
I want to PINCH Ayamefriend's CHEEKS then FUCK HER IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION UNTIL I PUMP ALL OF MY SEED INSIDE OF HER FERTILE WOMB
>>3792610I know I shouldn't care but this kind of disgusts me.
>>3793204
>>3793230Yes
>>3793121As expected
>>3793207They're ribs
>>3793195Perhaps
>>3793169Amehttps://files.catbox.moe/8zyz7g.pngRyan Goslinghttps://files.catbox.moe/035qgk.png
I have zero faith that these two retards will be able to figure out puzzles without looking at chat or asking Ame and Ina.
>>3793264samemori
>>3793199Because all the newfags are out there, never getting immune to the most ancient timeloops we have on offer.
>>3793224yesmaybe with mori too, given how much she roasts her
I love Mori!
>>3793217It's ヌコ
>>3793266You need to have less compassion. It is a weakness of the soul
>>3792672>>3792679>>3792797>>3792806>>3792870>>3792904>>3793248Stop being tsundere, you cute little anon you. Let me give you a kiss>>3793281*mwah*
>>3792454
>>3792170It's not about what girls prefer, it's about ideals for men
I've been having fever dreams since getting my coof shot, did they fix Gura's ears or did I imagine that?
It was a different time
>>3793265You really are just too fucking dense to get it aren't you? No one in this thread gives a flying fuck about ANYTHING to do with nijis. No one wants to hear your retarded babbling about how much you hate them. This is HOLOLIVE global, not "my drama global", not "holos vs niji global", not "twittershit global". HOLOLIVE. Learn the difference you dumbass phoneposter. Keep that shit in the rest of /vt/.
>>3793195She's gotten this far without breaking down so Im sure she can stand anything.
>>3793218Yes, sorry if that bothers you somehow. I'm sure he'll find reasons to like her beyond his weird aikatsu obsession.
I FUCKING LOVE MORI!
migo...
>>3793264SamemoriIdk
>>3793307It's going to be glorious
should we do a drinking game everytime they are confused?
>>3792643You too, rrat
>>3793282Stop that.
>>3792610>Klaius is too obsessed with Gura, fuck off>Walfie isn't obsessed enough with Ame, fuck offSeriously what do people want
>>3792968>he doesn't threaten his friends with horrific violence daily weak
>>3793253No chileans allowed in /vt/hlgg/
>>3793081Towaflip, you don't wanna go down that path...
>>3793330They fixed them and the holes, her face is still flat though.
>>3793164There's just something reassuring about watching a kids show where all the characters are pure and wholesome and trying their hardest and complex problems don't exist in the world. So pretty much the same reason some people like to watch Hololive, for the escapism.
>>3792662Who is this guy?
Starting soon
>>3793330They fixed it, she still looks italicized sometimes though.
>>3793264SameMori is what occasionally gets used on Twitter but usually art just gets tagged with their individual tags I think
>>3793230>the iname stream had a lot of shitflinging over wich holo was the smartest>this stream chumbuds and deadbeats will fight over who is the dumbest
>>3793306Thank YouBoth have been added to the Mega Archive
Gonna take a nap for the late MC stream. Sorry, chumbuddies & deadbuddies.
>>3793033If cover recruits from the en vtuber community, there's a good chance it won't be good.
>>3793321I got a kiss from anon!Later losers!
Estimated delay for this stream?
>>3792610BASED
>>3793321uh, hey can I get a kiss too?
>>3793368Except Precure is better for that. WATCH HUGGTO.
>>3792662>it's real
>>3793360Pretty sure Klaius is drifting away from Gura nowadays.
>>3792968It's a joke about puppets.
>>3793339Who do you think brings up Nijis in this thread retard? Who? That faggot phoneposter clearly searched up "pomu" in his image, do you think a Hololive fan would do that? They are the enemy, they should be told to fuck off, and (you) should neck yourself.
>>3793307Eh Gura is quite smart as long as she dont get distracted by everything
>>3793304W-What's up with this dose, doc?!
>>3793333imagine explaining all the elements of this meme to an outsider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckvBIm4s4_Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckvBIm4s4_Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckvBIm4s4_QSHUT THE FUCK UP ANYA IS ON THE TELLY
Wait what the hell is going on in this thread?
This thread is garbage, it really is EN primetime.
>>3793321https://streamable.com/rpy96h
Goomba
https://youtu.be/ckvBIm4s4_Q https://youtu.be/ckvBIm4s4_Qhttps://youtu.be/ckvBIm4s4_QWhat's this, aegis kai doru?
>>3793307I think they will do fine because they will have gotten enough sleep prior to the stream
>>3793277I don't think they get how shy Ayame is and are mistaking it for some sort of malicious behavior
>>3793381kek, i'm ready for this
http://poal.me/ivp498http://poal.me/ivp498http://poal.me/ivp498
>>3793253I still do
>>3792968>"My hand up your butt" is not normal banter between two normal friends.Anon...
>>3793416I'm not watching her.
>>3793381Fuck off Deadbraps my oshi is literally Aqua tier when it comes to how dumb and autistic she is. In a few months she'll have Ame order her food because she's too lazy to leave the house.
>>3793333
>>3793360An excuse to be angry
What are these body types called?
>>3793422shut the fuck up
Oh this game again
>>3792672Based
>>3793417Anons forgot their daily dose.
>>3793416Based
BROS
>>3793398Sure, if by kiss you mean kiss your womb with my dick
>>3793445Meant for mating press
GUH
>>3793411Gura is barely at Ame's middle school dropout level.
guh~
>>3793381deadbeats and chumbuds have always gotten along a lot better than takos and teamates.
>>3793416>>3793426Wow she's finally got membership?
CUTE BROS
>>3793381Why yes my oshi is fucking dumb as bricks, what's your defence deadkeks.
Give me one, ONE good reason not to bust one out to Nanoraw dog!https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89865958https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89394362
>>3793417The raid from a couple hours ago finally outlived the Ame stream, letting it get traction from bored teamates.
ugyuuuuhh
>>3793449iname struggled for hoursI don't know if calligula can clear this...
ONE. MILLION.
>>3793466THEY ARE
DOUBLE GUH
>>3793455Faster.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>3793483Because you don't watch her and you treat her more like a sexy design than a streamer
Gura’s practically on her lap
>>3793416Why do comments never load for me?
>>3792845Apologize, you stupid nigger.
>>3793475
>it feels strange being called Lord>yet being your boy is fine??????????????????
Damn deadbeats you got to experience this guh's everytime?
>Gura keeps turning Calli downbased
So how's this game work?
>>3793483
>>3793416>Anya>Members
>>3793416It's a little hard to understand what she's saying. Best wishes anyways
be nice to this peasant
>>3793416>membership video>it's actually publics-sugoi
>>37934823 hour phone call to realize that she plugged her speaker into the wrong power outletYour move, Mr Lawman.
>>3793522She wants to be a boy, not a lord
Gura seems like she's in a very good mood today!
>>3792968t.never had friends>"From how far up your ass did you pulled this bullshit up".>"Depends, how long is your tongue?"That´s just normal banter
HOW ARE THEY STILL SO BAD AT THIS
Gah~!
>thought Mori was going to say "I want to be a Lady">"I want to be a peasant"never ceases to amaze
ABAYO MORI
>>3792968I've jerked my friend off as a joke before anon...You need closer friends
>>3793462I'm going fucking insane
>technical difficulties
>>3793488Gura and Calli are the two smartest ENs
>can I get a hello Calliopie>silence
>>3793524Not the Gura's, no.
Now that catshark is fixed, she's never going back to her old outfit, is she...
Not even 2 mins and already scuffed
>>3792893MORE
THEY AREhaving technical difficulties
>>3793522In case you haven't noticed yet, my boy is a bit autistic
>>3793112>>3793306That works? Wow.
I love these girls but they are prime examples that women should not be allowed to vote, own property, or make any decisions.
S H EI S
Decide, Chumbuds and Deadbeatshttp://poal.me/v35nghhttp://poal.me/v35nghhttp://poal.me/v35ngh
>>3793511im sorry
AME MENTION
>>3793462I was having a nice day anon.WAS
>we are smart
WHAT THE FUCKGURA HAVING SEX WITH MORI
>>3793462Doc I hate this new dose and I hate you. Give me back my old dose....
Oh, Gura is streaming. That means we're full of tourists.
Is that numberfagging website down? I haven't been able to check it lately
>>3793558
>>3793565
>>3793570She'll probably do RE8 in her old outfit.
>>3793570The cat ears stay during sex and during stream
>>3793313>>3793343MORI LOVE
>>3793475>We already know they're both bad at most videogames so there's no reason to even bother trying to claim the "best gamer in EN" title like teamates and takos are.
>>3793585U-Uoohh?
>>3793548Holy ESL Batman
>>3793528you relay information to eacthother to solve puzzles
>>3793306That Ryan card scares me
>using hyperchat extensionwow, so much better thar the standard youtube chat
>>3793089I leave for a spilt thread for a few months and you guys did fucking what?
>>3793558t.eamate
>>3793535>>3793553based commie reaper
>>3793582OK incel
>>3793462HES FUCKING DEAD ANON LET HIM GO
>>3792968Anon if you ever got into my guild's discord you would think you got reality warped into a gay porno from the 80s
Gura...
I am convinced the EN audience is filled with people with garbage headphones, or weirdos that watch without headphones at all.
Oh joy, the SC tranny is back.
>>3793565unfortunately this may be true in SOME aspects
WE ARE (NOT) SMART
>>3793330they turned her into a dodecahedron
>>3792968Nigger I always tell my friend I want to embed my body into his tight bussy. Even kiss the fag on the mouth every now and then to freak him out. If you can't take a joke like that you aren't true friends.
>>3793537It's a video advertising her membership.
>>3793271We've been doing this for years, the fact that we don't feel even slightly gay while doing this just proves how straight I am
>>3793537It a memberships advertisement you dumb nut
>>3791930I love her even more
>>3792643>>3793189>>3793260>>3793281>>3793321>>3793398please don't summon that ONE faggot...
Gura did pretty good with Portal right? Surely she'll show us her big brain tonight
>BREAK MY EARS?
So what is Gura hiding with that given that she JUST saw whether or not there would be something yab?
>>3793633It's probably people watching on their garbage phones without headphones
>>3793124I'll have PEACE as soon as mori says it when this stream ends.
>>3793462Doc, I'm not sure about this dose...
>>3793558ive watched porn with and made gay jokes but anon thats too far
>>3793622I don't really like how delayed it is though
>>3793611I´m sorry, I´ll just keep lurking
>>3793570>fixedWhat got fixed about it? Did they re-rig the whole thing?
>>3793462s-sugoi...
>>3793483do you even understand what's she saying
>>3793565compared to the other EN girls? this is true but that's not much of a compliment
Its always incredible to see the change in energy that Gura has with Mori and when with others as well
>inv?Sent :)
>mori is low volume/mutedIs gura doing this on purpose?
>mori ruining the collabwho would've guessed
>>3793161>>3793174How much are you paying me
>>3793661Jesus....
>started working at a pizzeria yesterday>everytime I put in the pepperoni in the pizza, I hear haachama's voice in my head >sometimes I let out a quiet "ah, the peppeloni" and I think my coworkers notice it I fucking hate this place
I bet Gura and Mori will do way better than Ame and Ina did
>>3793558This, I've dated my friend once for a few months, it's normal.
>>3793656She did alright. About on par with Ina.
>>3793416Anya's Secret Gang of Melfriends
time to get even more autistically mad than last time now that I know the answer to the puzzles ahead of time
She had this same audio issue during pummel party
Ok I guess i am watching Calli's stream tonight
Teamates, control your urges and save your stories to yourself.
>>3793462OH I'M GOING FUCKING PLACES DOC
>1 hour of polka sleeping.I'm glad I membershiped
>>3793601changed urlhttps://vnuma.net/trend/
Please someone superchat Gura to lower herself
>>3793600You're right, see >>3793628I'm closing the thread
Gura should be lord so she can act like a princess and order Mori around
>>3793671Do i have to?
MORI RUINS ANOTHER COLLAB
Why the fuck are gay jokes between close friends so common though?
>Mori's stream: Mori is fine, Gura is a bit low>Gura's stream: Gura is fine, Mori is very lowTHEY ARE
Why is it always like this.
is this game fun bros? seems really boring
>>3793558>didn't even suck his dick
>>3793687Just quit. Wage slavery is bullshit.
>We are smart
>she's quieter nowHow in the world...Also doesn't it not matter since it uses in-game voip or is this the in-game already?
>>3793565Well you aren't wrong...
>>3793462In the future, humor will be randomly generated
Remember there are people who spend years going to law school or med school and work 80 hour weeks to earn as much money as this autist who plays video games for a living and cannot figure out how to turn a volume slider
>Your oshi>Gura's or Mori's POV?>Mori's or Gura's audio?
man gura looks tiny next to mori
I like how Gura is sitting on Mori's lap. Again.
>>3793565The bar is set is hell I see..
Any day now
>>3793462
>>3793711Have sex
>>3793558Did you lick your hand afterard?
gura...
why this retards can't have a decent collab with out any issues for once?
>>3792313I'm honestly afraid of the day Fubuki leaves. It's like the day some guardian leaves some sacred castle.
>>3793705>membershiped
What a fucking kusoge
>>3793662She's just extremely paranoid and too lazy to set her pc up differently for when she streams.
These two kek
I always find Mori's setup cute since it makes it look like Gura is sitting on her lap.
>>3793633what are you on about, Gura's volume is like twice Mori's
>>3793633The average person has no fucking standards for audio and video quality.
>>3793416This is extremely adorable in a way that seems completely unintentional.
>>3793633Anon there are people who think that 128kbps mp3 sounds fine.
>>3793719VERY SMART
Gura cut Mori!!!! Rratsss
>They are ______
These two ding dongs are the reason for EN's technical difficulties curse, aren't they?
pffft this is one of the famed calligula streams?
>>3793306can anyone test if Ame's casual outfit is working?i feel like i used something that needs a mod i just dont know if its already included in the repack
>>3793687Just pray you don't see any rats while there.
Caligula time
>>3793715Hold on wait a minute this isn't mori's fault at all...
>>3793719FINE AND LOW
Ah yes, this is the content I was looking forward to
Mori ruins another collab by lord autism
>>3793737MoriBothMori
apologies: the stream
>>3793416I can't understand what she's saying half the time with that effect on
https://jigex.com/8323puzzle anyone?
god I fucking hate how Mori makes everything about her ME ME ME fuck offf
>my dogshe's a cat you stupid pink bitch god I hate mori so much
>technically difficultiesevery. damn. time.
what the fuck is this audio?>have both streams open>mori says something, echo is heard within a millisecond>gura says something, hear her again an entire second later
>Have to resetIT'S BEEN 0 DAYS
>WE>ARE>SMART
this first sound puzzle is pretty hard DESU
Wait if Mori has a 5 foot scythe and Gura is sitting on her lap in her stream does that mean...
Just use discord, the walkie-talkies don't add anything to the experience
>>3793719Whores
>>3793565Damn that math slipup really damaged the perception of Ina's intelligence huh?
>>3793737MoriGura's stream is behind so Mori's audiowhy would I watch off-sync ?
>>3793737You should be doing both because the game is push to talk and you'll miss half if you only do one
huge brains, HUGEST
>>3793687>sometimes I let out a quiet "ah, the peppeloni" you love i
>>3793737>Mori>both>Mori
>>3793723it's not a great stream game. The Ame/Ina stream was alright, mostly salvaged by a dramatic ending.
>>3793764brothers. gura said it on stream
>>3793756
sex...
>>3793732This is far from random
>>3793737GuraGuraGura
>watched ame last stream>want to watch the lord perspective this time>it's gonna be fucking morifuck>gura's sound balance is shitYA BOI IT IS
>game hasn't even started>they are already losing
The true EN curse is low IQ
Which stream audio should I have unmuted?
>>379368510,00 Filipine Peso
Will they be able to finish it in one go like Iname?
>pelvic thrustsMORI?
My god do these bitches even know how to operate a computer.
>>3793717it's real fuckin funny
>Hip thrusts>Pelvic thrustsM-Moririn?
Good times.
>>3793786belly mouth
>>3793645Gay~
>>3793737InaBothMori's
You are the curse, Goomba
>
I was told these are HoloENs two smartest members, is that true?
>>3793749why no can you speaks english?
>>3793736It's those people's fault for not being born a cute girl.
>>3793756MAMALONI AWAKEN
>>3793737InaBothGura
>>3793737>Gura's or Mori's POVBoth
>>3793788UOOOOOOOOOOH
Pretty sure if they use discord audio then it's going to double their voices
I took some feedbacks and updated Ame's list. How's this?Playing (1):>OblivionPlanned-Confirmed (1):>Doom 2016Recurring Sessional (6):>New Pokemon Snap >Story of Season [progess only-no long gameplay]>Paladins>Minecraft>Apex Legends>ValorantFinished (24*):>Super Mario Sunshine>Later Alligator>There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension>We Were Here Too w/ Ina>Donkey Kong Country>Donut County>Mario Galaxy>Florence>Smol Ame* [older version]>Titanfall 2>A Short Hike>Journey>Outer Wilds>LA Noire>Portal 2>Portal>A Way Out w/ Gura>Mario Odyssey>Anti-chamber>Convenience Store>Overcooked 2 w/ bitchin' kitchen>Biped w/ Gura>Mosaic>SuperliminalShadow Realm/Collab without any intention to finish (8):>NieR Series [too much setup/installation/play order backseating]>A Hat In Time w/ Ina>Wattam [too much visual stimulation]>PHOGS! w/ Gura>Super Bunny Man w/ Kiara>Journey to the Savage Planet w/ Gura>Battleblock Theatre w/ Gura>Surgeon Simulator 2 w/ Ina & GuraNon-Completable/Collab/MMO (19):>Hide and Shriek w/ RBC>Project Diva>AI Dungeon>Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes>Princess Connect>Cooking Simulator>Passpartout>Heroes of the Storm>Super Smash Bros. Ultimate>Mario Kart 8>Don't Starve Together w/ EN1>Phasmophobia w/ Ina & Gura>Secret Neighbor w/ EN1>Left 4 Dead 2 w/ Ina & Gura>Among Us>Clubhouse 51>Call of Duty: Warzone>Counter Strike: Global Offensive>Fall GuysOther (5):>Fallout 4 [NYE exclusive, finished before]>Halo: Reach w/ Mori [permissions lost]>The Coin Game [first date exclusive]>osu! (mania) [copyright issues]>Yasuhati / With your voice! [SC reading exclusive]Completely Dropped (4):>Thief Simulator [dropped, kusoge]>Witcher 3 [dropped, permissions lost]>Limbo [dropped, finished before]>Mo Astray [dropped]Known Planned-Unconfirmed until they are on schedule:>Donkey Kong series [not in 1-2 months]>Mario series>Ace Attorney series [Ina request]>Obra Dinn>Satisfactory>Kerbal Space Program>Microsoft Flight Simulator>CoD marathon [when she runs out of idea]>Dark Souls [when she runs out of idea]>Yakuza [wait for PS4/5]>Rhythm Heaven [wait for WiiU]>Metroid Prime [wait for WiiU]>Zelda: Wind Waker [wait for WiiU]>Mario Galaxy 2 [wait for WiiU]>Ghost Runner
>>3793760I genuinely can't tell 96kbps from 320kbps, even with decent headphones.
>>3793805>mori looking at ame as she peaks in the gamer room
>Discord audioPlease no...
>>379368510ARS and a box of cigars
At what point do people stop this EN curse shit. It's spread to Niji too. Just accept that Americans are too stupid to use computers, even when they're being paid for it.
Chumbeats lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS THE ONE
>>3793150my oshi does have feelings though
>>3793833Shut up Frederica.
>>3793781Kek
>>3793806
>>3793764disintegrating the second they'll start preparing for a stream sooner than 5 minutes before the scheduled time.
>>3793655who anon? I've been in and out of the threads for a week now
The combined dumbassery between these two is too much to successfully run a stream
oh no
>>3793717Because you feel a sort of romantic tinge and intimacy with your closest bro, even though you would never love him or get in a relationship with him.Like, how many times have you looked at your close friends and imagined having sex with them? Or sucking their dick? Fairly common feelings to have with someone you like and are close with.Sexual libido = / = romantic interest. People often blur the lines (because religion has made sex historically forbidden unless between lovers), but in reality, sexual feeligns for one another is commonplace among friends.It's why many other non-human animals have homosexual activities and intercourse with each other (like gibbons having dick tugging contests), it's just having fun with your bro and getting your nut off at the same time, there's nothing wrong with it evolutionarily speaking.
>oh no
>>3793719Uooooohhhhh
>>3793558Me and my friend put porno on the tv and jerked each other off once. It's not gay because we didn't cum at the same time
>>3793826Why is Mori always depicted as the big one?
gooba
IT HAS BEEN 10 MINUTES OF JUST THIS
Gooruh...
Gura still has that shitty mic fuzz. Why hasn't she fixed it yet? It all started with her new PC. Didn't she actually downgrade her mic? She had a couple thousand dollar mic and switched it for a $400 one? I remember her talking about that. All the other girls got a new PC and didn't have this problem. People saying it's the fans, then why don't you near the buzzing when she isn't talking? Fix that shit
>Mori saying Howdy in the exact same way twice like a fucking RTS unit selection quoteMy fucking sides
>>3793849UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This game doesn't even use the walkie-talkies in a meaningful way. It just makes it harder to communicate. What's wrong with talking discord?
IT'S OVER
Uh, was that Steam notification Gura's stream?
>>3793849she looks mature here, but has the body of a child
>>3793882whoa time warp!
I hope they use discord
>>3793717As friends, joking about the ultimate act of intimacy (sex) is both funny and a sign of how close you are to someone that you would make jokes about stimulating their genitals.
>>3793737>>3793795Fuck you're right. My little browser may not be able to handle this.
>skrt skrtGOD WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
did they not set up the game before the stream?
>>3793717because its FUCK FUNNY BRO
>>3793846>NieR Series [too much setup/installation/play order backseating]Anon stop making fucking excuses
>The game crashed againIT'S BEEN ZERO (0) SECONDS
It's a fucking disaster
>>3793880Because she's taller, you idiot.
This is fucking hilarious
ABSOLUTEAPES
>>3793818Alright I'll take it
>your oshi>were you expecting technical difficulties to last this long?
>>3793558>bro you know your cum change flavor depending on the food you eat?>mmm it taste like FAG haha gotcha!anonchama...
>>3793852Why not?
>>3793887kek
MY OSHI IS LOSING HER MIND LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3793633millions of people displayed 4:3 video signals stretched horizontally to 16:9 for a decade and didn't notice at all. the average person chooses headphones for "loud bass", and the average speaker buyer just wants them to be "loud". the average person is completely oblivious to even the most basic defects in audio and video.
>15 minutes>haven't left the loading screenHow the fuck are these professional streamers 8 months into the job?
Is this game poorly optimized? Why’s it keep crashing?
Any minute now....
>>3793846I'd add Paper Mario [wait for WiiU] in that last listNot sure which Paper Mario but there's at least two she would have immediate access to
>Your oshi>Cunny of big boobs
This is fucking retarded. I can't watch this shit. Why can't these ho's actually get shit working before starting to stream and having thousands of people watching them troubleshoot.
>>3793899yea it was Mori inviting her to the game
>>3793908They said they tried 5 times already before
WHY DIDN'T THESE FUCKERS TEST BEFORE? HAVE THEY NOT LEARNED?
..................https://streamable.com/9oxxmg
I love dumb and dumber
AME HELP
>>3793685>paying I'm gonna get what I want anon
>>3793558Same, I even went out with a friend for years and married him as a joke
>>3793717Because close friends are gaysies.
We've discovered the cause of the EN curse.Mori and Gura have equal but opposite forms of technological autism. When they try to play together the streams get crossed and any nearby software fails.
>>3793737MoriBothWhoever's talking
I'll take a nap while they start
>>3793863Programmed feelings arent real feelings
>>3793921GuraYes
>>3793920I think he's using European decibels anon.
how are they all so incompetent?
>>3793921(You)yeah...
Yeah okay Gura
>>3793908they've been setting up for an hour by now
The final yab!!!
>>3793833Ina is the smartest EN academicallyAme is the smartest EN mechanically
For how long streaming has been a thing you'd think their be an easy way to self test this kind of thing. It was always odd to me that a streamer has to rely on feedback from the audience for technical stuff.
>>3793938OkayuFat Titties
Gura.... I BELIEVE IT
>>3793880Anonchama!?!?
how hard is it to do a trial run an hour before the stream
>>3793851Jesas.........
>>3793828t.hasnoclosefriends>
>>3793863>pic relatedIs she going to kill me or did she go yandere and kill someone? That really changes which erotic feelings this image gives me
>30s, tops
Gura missed me
>>3793886Anon, your noise gate reps...
>>3793882you just know they decided to start setting up less than 20 minutes before starting the streams
>your oshi>Have you realized that you were just like me, trying to make history?
>>3793924it's not good audio, and it also loses all sense of playing this game.
OH GOD IT'S OVER HOLOEN IS FINISHED
>>3793633...Headphones?
>>3793908They are both technology retarded
Goora, turn on slow mode
>>3793932Unconditional success means you don't have any incentive to stop being a fucking ape when it comes to setting things up right before the stream goes live.
>>3793955Roboco has a heart and a soul and real feelings
>My friend.....Gura..Mori.....
>>3793921GuraI expected the stream to get cancelled. This is exceeding my expectations.
>>3793935It didn't crash for Iname so...
>>3793745No, but when he woke up I called him gay and laughed at because he came from another dude's hand.Good times...
>>3793938MoriI like them both.
Time to listen to Mogu Mogu Yummy.
Did anybody just hear a beep?
reminder that these are by definition, professional streamers
Oh fuck that "you missed me?" hit differentI want to marry this shark
>cowboy voiceSHE IS
>>3793937She will probably ask chat for the order and they'll tell her to start with the original
Those steam notification sounds give me anxiety
>>3793955THEY ARE REAL TO ME
>your oshi>your height>your weight
It's cute that both Mori and Gura are southern girls
GURA STOP MAKING FUN OF MY OSHI
You guys are acting like JP doesn't have these problems all the time too...................
>>3793938MoriShortstack
Mori keeps making Gura giggle...
>>3793938Gurayou already know
NijiENchad are laughing at us again
ONE STREAM
>>3793921i literally expected a 20 minute delay on top of all this
>double Mori voice>quadruple HOWDEHAAAAAAA TASUKETEEEE
>>3793955ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
man Mori has the most adorable form of autism
>cringing within the first 5 secondsyeah it's a mori collab alright
Mori, what the fuck is wrong with you...
>>3793840Anon, Mamaloni is gone...
>its been 15 mins since the stream started and they are still fixing stream issues
Scuffed stream
why does mori have gura so small they're normal sized on gura's stream
>WE ARE SMARTWas that there when Ame and Ina played the game?
I would like to suffocate between Mori's knockers. No punchline.
>Gura's voice is sync'd with Mori's>Mori is a whole out of syncI don't understand
>>3794026t. deadbeat
>Your oshi>If you could accomplish 1 thing in your life, no matter the odds, what would it be?
>>3794028Anon, that just means both branches need to get on top of their shit, not that it's okay to be retarded.
i love calliope's laugh so much
>This fucking 2 second delayIt's gonna be good
ENGen 2 with Gura´s tight cunny and Mori´s huge Boobasyeah or nay?
>>3794028Because people only watch clips for the JPs since they don't understand Japanese.
Mori and Kiara need to graduate.
>Mori's setup: Gura sitting on Mori's lap>Gura's setup: Gura and Mori snuggled up on the couchWhich do you prefer?
>>3793909I'm not making any excuse. Should I move it to dropped?
>22:13:25 キトKAT I messed your smell
Despite everything they still could beat the first room before Iname
Oh god, I can already feel my brain melting. This is going to be good.
>>3793959Fuck I take it back I misread it as 10,000 pesos
>>3793968Elaborate
>>3793987NoBut who's to judge the right from wrong
Why did Mori attract so much hate when she's such a nice woman?
Continuing from last threadGuess the holohttps://litter.catbox.moe/04fr99.jpg
>>3794058Shut up
This is better than Gurame.
Is this the same one Ame and Ina played or a different game?
THEY DID IT
>>3794036>the same fanbase as HoloENWhat the fuck is this shit?
>>3794036After their performance last night they have no place to laughBelieve me I waited the whole time for that fish
>>3793955>he thinks his feelings aren't programmedOh no
>>3794023Okayu5'11102 lbs
>>3793938AmeBig boobas of course, nothing less
>your oshi>muammar gaddafi or saddam hussein
>>3793717I actually had a college psych 101 professor spend an entire class on this once. tl;dr was it's a way of expressing being comfortable and relaxed with each other and deepening the friendship or something like that.
Gura, what the fuck?
>Mori stream>models in mother-child set up>Gura stream>models in couple set up
holy shit gura that was dark
>>3794053Because short gets her horny af
>>3793968Ina is left-brained smartAme is right-brained smart
>>3793968>Ame>smartest anything
Thats pretty fucking dark gura
>>3794023none6'1200 lbs
>>3793984Then why doesn't she fix it? Why wasn't it a problem before her new PC? Why doesn't it affect the other girls. An answer would be nice.
>>3794078Me
>kawaiiope
Kawaiiope...
>Why is Gura so smallEN audience....
GURA is SITTING in MORI'S LAP
>>3794089Why are you built like a twig?
>KAWAIIOPESHE'S
they are
>is that eurobeatGura not everything edm is eurobeat
>>3794053no reason haha
>KawiopeSHE'S HERE
I want to leave hickeys and light bite marks all over Mori's fat tits.
KAWIIOPE MORIRIN
>>3794078IT'S PIKACHU!
>what should we call Calli?>Nigger?>*laughs*GURA
If these retards weren't girls, they would have killed themselves earlier in life. But because girls are cute, people took pity on them, helped them through life, and treasured them. God they are fucking dumb.
>>3794036Thats fine. I don't even know they exist.
>>3794023Towa5'647kg
welcome to the mountain top
>>3794082Same
>>3794078Shion!
Gura is the kawaiiope poster??
>Trapped in a dungeon with meGURA?!?!
KAWAIIOPE
>>3794023Ame5'3"130 lbs
>>3794089Anon please fucking eat
>>3794078Shion?
>>3794064>ENGen 2 with Gura´s tight cunny and Mori´s huge BoobasAnya....Anya...Ayna...
>gura goes to /morig/FUCKING RUINED
Gura my fucking sides
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mori can't bring herself to roast her little homie...
HELLO
>>3794104What'd she say?
>>3794060CUTE and FUNNYDo something so noteworthy in real life enough that I make my oshi proud
>>3794023Gura5'4''~135 lb
>calliope? more like trapped in a dungeon with me
JESAS
MORI SHUT THE FUCK UP
CHRIST ALMIGHTY
OH GOD
>>3794080anon at least wait until they're in the game to post your bait
H E L L O
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOYL SHIT KEK
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
>>3794126Are you laughing?Did you think that was funny?A "my oshi is racist like me haha funny n word" joke that hasn't been overplayed 5000 times on /hlgg/?Fuck off.
My ears
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>>3794134Guess I'll second-monitor this one then GODDAMN IT MORI
MY EARS
THIS DOUBLE AUDIO MY FUCKING SIDES
MORI YOU BITCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TASUKETE
HELLO?
HOLY SHIT MORI
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE FUNNIEST SHIT
FFUUUUUUCCKKKK MY WPEAKERS ARE BLOWN OUT
MORI YOU FUCK MY EARS AAAAAAAAA
MY FUCKIGN SIDES AND EARS
OLLIE IS THAT YOU?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHRIST MORI YOU'RE KILLING HER
MY FUCKING EARS
Mori kek
MORI MY FUCKING EARS
>>3794131I'll pound you
MY EARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LOOOOOOL MY SIDES
I didn't realize this was an Ollie stream
KEK
>>3793085kill yourself
FOR FUCKS SAKE MORI
My fucking sides. Mori is a huge dork.
GOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HOLY SHIT MY EARS
Mori, have mercy on my fucking sides
WAH!
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mori please
My fucking ears
GUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh my fucking god.
MORI HOLY FUCK MY EARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
KINO
>>3794023Kiara5'4110 lbs
Fuck you Mori.
MORI CONTROL YOUR AUTISM
KEK MORI
Fuck you. Nooooooo! MY EARSS!!!!! AHHHH
ACK JESAS MORI
Holy shit these two.
Im already fucking dying. Thank you for your oshi, deadbeats.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU MORI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELLOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!
>>3794170>Are you laughing?>Did you think that was funny?I think it was hilarious.
Ok this is already great
>she wasn't changing the right audio settings
KINO MIC
>KawaiiopeIs Gura here? That's something only deadbeats from here call her
>>3794155mount everest is called rainbow road because the snow suits of the dead are coloful
Fuck that's loud
Kino already!
Holy shit this is actually hilarious
Oh fuck me, this is going to be perfect to add into that xbox lobby soundpost
>>3794060Polkamarry Polka
ROUND 2 OF EAR RAPE
These fucking idiots
Ten minutes to fix the audio just to make sure we all go deaf.
Holy fuck I'm dying, I love these retards
>>3794060AmeBecome a voice actor
>>3794023AME5'8140 lbsfuck any other kind of measurements btw
KIARA I'M DEAF NOW LETS GOOOOOOO
>>3794089>roughly 46 kilogramsI M A G I N E
my fucking sides
>>3794142IMAGINE
>>3794205this post wasn't particularly clever or funny
>>3794146GURA IS THE BREEDPOSTER
>>3793264dogshit
This comedy duo
>>3793558Who HASN'T made his friend give him a brojob after he lost in Mario 64?
pure kino right there
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>3794125It's clefairy
>>3794023Kiara5'6160lbs
>>3794078>>3794135>>3794144winrar!https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1361084337375051783perhaps this was too easy
>>3794023Gura5'3120lb
>watching both at the same time>dat audio delayI can't tell if that's a feature or a bug for this game
>>3794074Ina knows how to do math problems, science, and stuffAme is street smart and knows how to do practical stuff like fix a router or change a tire
>>3794290It's called 300ms you stupid fuck.
>>3794131hello
>>3794060InaLive the rest of my life with her
How are they so fucking bad at this? I can't watch with this shit audio
Ame + Ina = KinoGura + Mori = Kinokiara...........................
>>3794023Ina5'7"145lb
MY AUDIO IS FINE GURAFOR THE HUNDREDTH TIMESTOP LISTENING TO FAGGOT CHAT
Why is the audio so much more scuffed on Gura's stream?
This is Mori testing commshttps://files.catbox.moe/aq7r8h.jpg
>>3794023Ame6'2/188cm70kg/154lbs
this is pure kino
>>3794023Ina1.6763
Mori sounds like the old school Xbox live experience.
>>3794023>Roboco>5'7">125lbs
I'm 100% sure I've watched this exact same stream a week ago or something. But apparently this is a new stream and it's live, what the fuck. I think I've been watching too much and all the tulpa lucid shit is really bleeding in. I fucking swear I've seen this already
>>3794098>>3794104???
>>3794302WHO?
what the fuck is this 2011
>>3794291I have a feeling Ame is good with her hands alright.
There is no chance in hell they're going to finish this.
JUST USE DISCORD YOU STUPID BITCHES
>>3794023Gura6'7"jacked
>>3794023>Ame>195cm>80kg
>>3794023Chammers5'11170lbs
>>3794295>missing the point and sperging this hardman you're fun
>>3794023Gura18090
>>3794269wasn't meant to be
>>3794302Kiara + Kiara = KINO
>>3794290It's called playing with somebody on the opposite side of the planet.
>>3794023Ina6'3"290lbs
>>3794116Life is cruel>>3794143I eat constantly :(>>3794267My oshi's tits could destroy my ribcage and that'd be amazing
>>3794240WATASHI SHOUTAI FUMEI LADY
>your oshi>have you ever thought about learning more about the mythical happening of ancient weapons having souls?
A
Lads, get ready for Dum Kino, I swear this will knock Iname collab out of the park in levels of dumbness
>>3794023Ayame5"538kg
>>3794316here>>3794248
>>3794321if Ina and Ame could do it theres no way Gura and Mori can't do it
>>3794302Gens should be four people
>>3794023Mori6'1131lbs
>>3794255I need all of the girls loudest earrape sounds in that xbox lobby
The 20 minutes of audio technical difficulties that then lead to the earrape is such comedic genius
>>3794313POST THAT ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
>>3794023Gura5' 9"205
>the radio sound effect is just deafening hard digital clipping
>whaling noiseskek
>>3794023Mori5'7160
>>3792295Everyone goslings for Ame with time. Men, women, children - doesn't matter your sexual orientation, color, or creed. Just you wait it'll happen to you too. And when it does you can come crying back to me.
>>3794315deja vu for no reason is a sign of dementia
>>3794023Not Kiara6'7"Jacked
>>3794301As a faggot who has protected my ears and has really good hearing, it fucking hurts but I'm still going to watch it cause I got hearing to spare
>>3794023Ame5'10''- 6'0''160 lbs
>>3794315I forget who, but other ENs collabed this game before.
>>3794023Gura5'4315 lbs
>Mori: wailing>Gura: whaling
these two are even dumber than ame and ina
>>3794346watsony-yes? tell me more, anon.
>>3794355Gura and Mori are fucking retarded though
>>3794023Miko170cm80 kg
>>3794023Gura5'290lbs
Mori's audio actually good
>>3794353I WILL FUCK YOU
>>3794321i'm gonna grudgepost this
>>3794368chumbud...
it fucking sounds like a xbox lobby i hope it stays like this
oh god this is already going great
>>3794023Gawr Gura5'5310lbs
>wailing vs whalingAlready off to a good start.
>Max volume on both streams>Max volume on PCI AM KING
Is this the same one amelia and ina played?
>>3794023Ina169cm88kg
They will beat this in one sitting
>>3794355Man, we are talking about gura here, the dumbness representative of hololive
>>3794383I have some bad news about Ame and Ina
Its Callis mic?
>>3794353The fuck is wrong with you
Thank you manlet anons, I feel better about being short now
Christ the sound is scuffed on both streams. Game sound is too loud on Mori's and Mori is too loud in Guras
>>3794023Gura165cm55kg
My fucking sides, I can't stop laughing at these dumbasses
GURA NO THE SOUND OPTIONS WILL DOX YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
>>3794060AmeWhatever Pentti Linkola was on about
>>3794023>Korone>5'8">like 160, 165
>>3794023Ayame152cm46kg
>>3794023Coco6'0''243
>>3794355Gura and Mori are significantly dumber than Ina and Ame.
>>3794023Ina5'9106lbs
>>3794270Imagine Dragon
oh my fucking sides
MINECRAFT
MINECRAFT MENTION
"Look Tomar, it's you!"
>Sees a rose>"Gura, it's a cat person, like you!"
>>3794375Ina and Ame.
how about know?https://litter.catbox.moe/hmm4kn.jpg
>>3794427IT'S TOO LATE I SAW IT I'M ON MY WAY TO HER HOUSE
Fuck that shit.Back to rewatching Ina VODs.
>>3794415Ame and Ina at least have their moments
>>3794405i see you enjoy ollie
YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY UNO REAL QUICK?
>>3794427DON'T REMIND HER OR SHE'LL HAVE ANOTHER ANXIETY ATTACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH GURA AND MORI AT THE SAME TIME SO HELP ME GOD
BALD MENTION
Callis voice is lower even on her own stream
>>3794427To late her sound audio device is leaked....
>>3794446Kiara
>>3794427If she hits the wrong spot on the slider it will display her full name, credit card number, ssn, bank account, and address
>>3794023Kiara5' 11"185 lbs
>>3794060GuraOwn a 10 acre estate on fertile land next to a river, with a stone tower observatory.
>>3794023Okayu5'11"160lbs
what the fuck is this kusoge
>>3794355Ina and Ame are much more clever than Gura or Mori, and Ina was cheating off chat a bit. Unless they cheat off chat, this might take 6+ hours
>>3792730>>3792764>he fell for the kayfabeworked
These two are never going to beat this game, are they?
>>3794430>>3794353???
>>3794355they can but it'll take a lot longer I feel
Mori just nodded instead of replying...
>>3794411You really think so?I'm hoping, but I have my doubts
>All this burgers using their meme unitsI hate it
>>3794131>>3794142>>3794157>>3794222>>3794288>>3794353mating press anon...>>3794388marry me
>Mori>audio instant, clear>Gura>audio delayed by literally a second, distorted
Mori...
>>3794446>That gapAnon please. My dickIt's Kiara
>>3794355Do you really think they'll play for 5 hours
Is one of the symbols on Gura's side a cumming penis?
>>3794353IMAGINE
gura you fucking idiot
>>3794405Kanata?
>>3794470>6 hours of Gura and Morilet's fucking goooooooooooooo
>>3794131>>3794142>>3794157>>3794222>>3794263>>3794284>>3794288>>3794304>>3794312>>3794314>>3794353>>3794365>>3794388>>3794399>>3794409>>3794424It's either SEA hours or women hours
>>3794469Bro? Did you not watch the Iname playthrough?
They're already stuck
Mori... isn't very descriptive
>I gotchaIt's the wrong symbol. This is gonna be a great stream
How long until they get past the first door?
>>3794477it's not that long of a game
>>3794472I think they have the ability to but just won't stream long enough to do it
the stick figure with the cat ears gura not the amongus symbol
>>3794446Obviously kiara
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>3794446pretty easy Kiara