/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!

>>37900642
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

rpr: "People on reddit have a way to remind you that they suck at life"

I miss my uncle Nowa...

This thread seems pretty gay...

creampie altare

KINTAMA BROS LOVE

>>37900731
Amen.

>>37900788
It should be gayer

MAGNI LOVE

LEADER CUTE

Riptare where

SHINY SPICY SEX

>altare would rather play dozens of hours of absolute shit that is pokemon instead of finishing Evangelion
puke

Shiny Spicy love!!! and sex!!!

>>37901025
one's too relatable, the other lets you ignore your life

I LOVE MY CUTE CRINGE NORMIE JOBBER LEADER!!!!

>>37901025
His childish love for pikachu cannot be stopped by your waifus and giant robots.

ALTNOWA WHERE

Fujos seem extra horny today, did something happen?

>>37901212
We we're kissed twice by Axel and Magni

>>37900756
ogey rpr-san whatever you say

amugni

We could have had this, if only the damn whore did not get suspended...

>>37901212
Too many after-stream kisses

>>37901212
Altare called rpr "my doggy", completely unprompted.

>>37900942
MAGNI SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>37901025
He sees too much of himself in Shinji, too painful for him to continue.

>>37900731
Amen

>>37901212
K-kis kisses from mgni

So why did nowa make altare moan

>>37901212
kisses, riptare and monty python

>>37901473
he's grooming him

>>37901376
>>37901447
>>37901272
>>37901506
Ah that explains alot, kek.

>>37901473
wouldn't you want to see and hear him moan

>>37901629
I’m sad i’m not vesper and don’t have that kind of power over him ;_;

>>37901629
fangs ToT

>>37901702
It's ok, rpr... someday you will be able to win Altare's heart. I am rooting for you!

>>37901629
ika....

>>37900756
True, if you post on reddit, you're literal scum

>>37901702
Speaking of vesper i wonder what he has been doing during this "break".I hope he gets ample rest and come back ready to go.

I like how /that vod/ has resurfaced so aggressively. Altnowa fujos so starved

I miss Nowa's kisses uuuuuuUuuuu

>>37901932
They were denied that Hunt stream both before and after the MagNoir offcollab week, please understand

>>37901932
Do YouTubers get stats for member vods? Would Altare see a sudden spike in views?
I wonder if he even remembers it happening or if he would just be confused

Serious question for research purposes: does Incubus Altare have a forked tongue, a tongue piercing, or both?

At first I saw Altare as dom so I wasn’t attracted to him. Now all I could think about is how sexy it will be to top leader and hear him moan and teach him the pleasure of being a sub

>>37901923
I know he was planning to stream on Thanksgiving I'm hoping he didn't spend it alone and was with family willingly
I miss Nowa but hopefully this time off was good for him to take a step back. I'm sure he'll be glad to be back and misses us

>>37902139
What I'm more afraid of is if he goes back to look at the vod and it highlights that section as "most replayed"

>>37902142
Forked tongue and tongue tattoos.

Why the fuck all tempus members are bottoms who is going to top them?

>>37902354
me

>>37902354
(You)

>>37902354
a lot of people still see altare and axel as tops. Altare is just very easy to imagine as anything you want.

>>37902354
in reality they're all tops, horny femcels just delude themselves into believing otherwise.

>>37902354
Altare isn't a bottom, he's just versatile.

>>37902203
every time someone posts this shit is even worse than the last time, what the fuck
>>37902354
me, obviously

>>37902221
do you think he'd take the vod down

>>37902354
I'm gonna peg all of them

>>37902478
they like to imagine them as bottoms because they're all afraid of giving up control, because they have low self esteem.

>>37902203
its now a gif oh fuck

>>37902354
I hate domination loss, I'm just trying to survive this bottom Altare fotm.

>>37902563
>they're all afraid of giving up control, because they have low self esteem
sounds like bullshit but I belieb it

>>37902478
lol Magni as a top

>>37902142
Tongue piercing if he must have something on his tongue ig

>>37902203
This shit is horrifying but I admit that is well done.

>>37902478
the realization that position doesnt matter because none of them get laid anyway

>>37902736
https://youtu.be/o3ZBLSwmGxk?t=4880

>>37902219
>I know he was planning to stream on Thanksgiving
Ya..i remember him mention that he didnt really spend it with his family.He at least is on speaking terms with his brother ,so it might be some of the extended family that he didnt wanna deal with.Hopefully he at the very least cooked himself a good meal.

>>37902913
>Got another one, boys!
Where are the fics

groomer WHORE

>>37903274
I need him to groom me NOW

>>37903341
>ywnb groomed by Nowa
ToT i may as well die rn....

>>37903274
I mean, have you not seen the vesplings?

>>37902589
this time will pass

>>37902913
My favorite part is him yelling "Got another one boys!" and then jamming the fuck out

>>37902478
As a fujo, it frustrates me how many times characters I imagine as tops happen to be bottoms to everyone else.

>>37903526
I love his shushing and manic laughing... sado Magni is something else...

>>37901312
moar art doin cozy stuff like this plz

>>37903654
OK but now tell us which ones are tops and bottoms to you and why

axels mom is the japanese one right

Here you go you thirsty little magmites
https://twitter.com/4milks_/status/1596960865625907200?t=9qr1Uoo_Stfodx3gePgEWg&s=19

>>37904830
i love how everyone draws magni with a big ass. as it should be

>>37904882
If Magni debuts his 3D with a flat ass, I will literally riot harder than KFPs did about Kiara's butt like I will legit fly to cover's office and fuck them up hard, my boy does not deserve a nonexistent ass

>>37901932
That dirty oji-san has left Altare alone for too long ToT I need food

>>37903654
Me too sis... It's a huge pain to have rare tastes, but honestly it can give good motivation to kickstart your own writing/drawing journey or continue your reps. It's really nice to find and befriend likeminded people if you're lucky as well

>>37905318
I am pretty sure with how the maglord is, he might straight up graduate if that happens kek.

>>37902221
It can always be blamed on altventurers wanting to hear him moan, even Vesper said he should do it because its exclusive content c:

>>37905522
He said he was going to learn blender again, he'll fix his model on his own

>>37905522
Smackable ass

>>37896498

I started watching aniki's zatsudan and he said they are planning to do something on the 3rd. Man, I'm gonna cry if its some kind of welcome back for Vesper T-T

>>37905775
That would line up with his suspension time. I wonder if the first thing Ves is planning to do is a Zatsu but it would be sweet if the boys did like a Collab to welcome him back first

I never thought these threads could possibly get worse. Oh well, time to do some VOD reps.

What's your elevator pitch on each boy?

>>37905917
It would be great for Vesper if he had his boys as emotional support for his return stream, that might lessen the pressure he might have on himself

>>37904830
I want to slap his ass so hard, I bet the bounce would be satisfying as fuck

>>37903930
Magni could be a switch and potentially a sadist depending on the mood. Given his lore, he has a bunch of potions and his hands to fuck up his partner if he really wanted to. At least for the other three I've seen variations, but I'm still hung up that Magni is never depicted as anything but a bottom since he works well in both.

>>37905496
Yeah, I totally agree. I've learned to make my own content so I don't have to wait for someone else to do it for me.

>>37906071
I could see them doing that seeing how close knit they are, love these guys.

>>37905921
females post in these threads, you'd have to be retarded to think that it couldn't get worse.

>>37905522
Magbutt ToT

>>37905715
on purpose

>>37905921
All I see are people having fun with their imagination. That's basically 4chan at its best.
It's not like they will come true anyway they lack thread magic.

>>37905944
Altare
>softboy but brotuber
Magni
>la creavitidad
Axel
>horny but genuine
Vesper
>autism at it's finest

>bra size shrank
>underwear got bigger
smell you later virgins, im finally nowas type

Hey, speaking of altnowa
https://privatter.net/i/6975405

>>37907021
i knew instantly who this was without opening the link
GRANDSO HONTO NI DAISUKI

I wonder if Nowa is watching the World Cup

>>37907021
AAAAAAA HOT

>>37907174
I see him more of a March Madness fan because hes a vblack

>>37907174
Pretty sure only Altare watches divegrass and he's busy.

>>37905944
>fagni
fag
>fagtare
fag
>fagxel
fag
>vesper
based

Why are the threads always great when it’s just fujo&pals, and it turns into discord discourse when the incel tourists and pickme femanons arrive

>>37907021
he's so big.... ToT UOOHHH

>>37907592
cry about it

>>37907666
Hey sis you seem to be lost >>>cbdct

>>37907021
Wh... why is he biting Altare's neck like that?

>>37907797
he is a vampire

I was at my parents for thanksgiving and missed Axel DDLC live

>>37907797
hungry

>>37907742
no rules about yumefunposting last time i checked desu nya

>>37907875
Take them.

>>37907797
It’s his ero zone?

>>37907960
I said nothing about yume’s though, i’m a yumefujo myself

>>37908040
the fuck do you mean by pick me girls then

>>37908106
Kek why is pick-me automatically a yume to you?

>>37903654
Me too.
>>37903930
NTA but I ship Oga and Shien and everyone sees Oga as a Top.

This continues to be my fav Magnolia art

>>37907902
need to sniff him

>>37900731
Amen.

>>37908311
>oga
>top
Who, twitter?

>>37908184
Closest thing i can think of on this general because if theres actual pick me women here i cant tell

>>37908426
UOHHH TqT

>>37908426
HELLO ToT
what a FEAST anon

>>37908426
So many new Nowa lewds, my eyes are blessed today

>>37908426
ToT some good altnowa today thank you for the food

>>37908426
Altare's sadistic look ToT Nowa looks so helpless... this is so perfect aaa

>>37908426
HEYo tskr UOH

>>37908426
Altare edging and feeding Nowa, gently brushing his hair... holy fucking sex

7 more days...

>>37905715
Late reply but isn't there a tempus edit of this with (I think) vesper and Axel

>>37909134
You are doing great Vestie, he'll be back soon :3

If Vesper doesn't stream on the 3rd i'm killing myself

>>37909292
silly anon, he’s not gonna stream on his day off :3

Bunny altare

>>37909601
Nowa..get offline

So have the rrats evolved yet on what happened to Nowa? Have the other mans dropped any hints, small as they may be?

>>37909601
Magni..go lay down

>>37909601
rpr-san...

>>37909601
Axel..get to packing

>>37909601
nowa you should be reflecting on what you've done

>>37909601
Alban.. you have a stream later

>>37909601
Astel..you don't need him as well

>>37909177
not sure and not my links but try your look here, I'm too lazy
https://imgur.com/a/Ta2D0bj
https://imgur.com/a/l4SZ8BD

>>37909616
>>37909686
>>37909731
>>37909824
>>37909878
>>37909927
Altare gangbang fucking WHEN

>>37909601
Rio..please return Magni's calls

I-I...I just realized how many pairings Altare's in...

>>37909601
Miyabi...just force him to play COD again

>>37910079
i don’t understand how he became the group slut…

>>37910079
Yeah, my otp is __me/altare

>>37910243
He's very pretty

>>37910243
The craziest part is how drastically different all the pairing dynamics are

>>37910243
To be fair he only initiated half of the pairings himself

When is the next D&D: Sunless Citadel: Kobold Genocide stream?

>>37910276
pretty based.

>>37910243
everyone's heard him

>>37910243
He took over magni’s job when magni took nowa first...

I'm not very good at drawing on the computer but my fujo brainrot has been so strong since the Apex tournament that I had to try to do something. It's pretty messy, but I figured I'd share since there's not a lot of art of this pairing and we probably won't see it much now that the tournament is over.

>>37910439
RIPTARE FOOD THANK YOU

>>37909958
Lol.....I just got linked the same 2 imgur albums I uploaded a while back and forgot about

>>37910276
I wrote this post btw

>>37910439
That sideview altare is pretty fn good
Keep it up anon ToT

>>37910439
UOOOOOOOH
Thank you so much anon, riptare love <3

>>37910439
RIPTAREEEEE

>>37910518
alzheimer

>>37909292
How high are the possibilities of Vesper being here and feeling more guilty every time he reads the threads?

>decided to pop into tempus gen to see some good shitposts about Vesper and instead it's full of faggot shit
why aren't these niggers banned for being out of their containment general?

>>37910079
All it took was Altare getting cucked for him to go punished mode and start whoring himself out to pretty boys and ojisans.

Dont do it mans

Here's a Nowa shitpost, anyone got any more?

>>37910918
Good, we could use some character development around here

>>37907902
This artist's artstyle is simply the best, I feel my will to live spike when I see their pieces

when will /mans/ give me back dom Altare...

I wanna watch shitty B horror movies with Nowa!

Guys, when is Grandpa back, this is fucking torture

>>37911009
perception of altare always goes back and forth

>>37910951
this one is rumao

>>37911009
he's versatile

>>37910702
I hope he's /here/. I want to be responsible for his emotional suffering because I love him so much!! <3

>>37911009
When it comes to /mans/ you've gotta be the change you want to see. I like both versions of Altare, so I'm happy either way.

https://files.catbox.moe/9cdcwd.mp3
I can't get enough maglaughing in my life

>>37911104
i don't want him to be. it's nice with Nowa but that's about it

>>37910702
Vesper please don't listen to >>37911109 we all miss you and want you to be happy.

>>37910531
I'm really terrible at drawing anime-style characters in profile, so I'm really happy to hear that, thank you <3

>>37911171
TTOTT MAGNI LOVE

>>37910731
That's generally the way it goes with male vtubers
>Males debut and only a few open minded and dedicated males watch them
>These early fans create the generals and early OC and drive discussion.
>Fujos who had no interest in them at first see they're gaining steam and begin moving into threads, displacing the original fan base.

It was like this for Luxiem as well. Chink fujos were always there, but on this board all they had was the original male nijien fans that already knew what they were getting into and didn't immediately drop the branch at the announcement.
It was more annoying with Tempus though. Fujos didn't give two shits about them until they saw how fast the threads were moving. Now they shit up the thread but it's really not worth sperging out about. The cancer is set but it's benign.

>>37911009
I think he really got softly. For a while after his debut, there was tension because he was the leader of the guild and had to deal with haters. I love both sides of leader.

>>37910951
I’ll just imagine leader put a vibe in nowa and is controlling it

>>37911455
Hot.

>>37911009
Why does it always have to be either or...tribalism...a battle...

>>37911455
ToT nice....

>>37911516
I genuinely don't understand what you are trying to say here

>>37911585
They're saying domAltare and subAltare fans don't need to fight.

>>37911635
but there isn't any fighting happening?

>>37911516
I've seen a lot of dom boys become subs and stay that way so I'm a little bitter. I'm not fighting and won't fight anyone though

>>37911399
I can't imagine routinely having to share a thread with these degenerates. Disgusting.

I wish I was a boy so I could fantasize about me being Altare and dominating Nowa... ToT AAAAA

>>37911729
>she doesnt fantasize having a cock for occasions like this
Pathetic.

I wish I was an ojisan so I could fantasize about Altare dominating me...

>>37911851
Fr fr. I self insert into a big dick faceless dilf

>Wow... model changes ARE possible in holo...interesting, interesting.
Leader...don't be too insubordinate

https://youtu.be/9kX25J-5KNI

>>37911922
Wonder if Leader "the unbonkable" will ever get bonked...

>>37911922
I'm gonna bet he had some attitude when he learned about Nowa's suspension.

>>37912031
he sang 2 songs fully aware they were dmca in that membership... it's bound to happen

>>37911922
Are the boys entering their rebellious phase?

>>37907492
>Axel
>Fag
>The literal romcom protag with bitches all over him
I dunno about that one chief.

>>37912656
>replying

>>37909177
vesper used it aas a thumbnail early on, i think it was his interview with axel

>>37912656

>>37912002
RPR... the accident wasn't your fault...

>>37912754
We were doing better than usual with this thread too...

What did I walk into?

>>37912815
>replying to the bait bait image

>>37911399
why do you dumb niggers always assume it’s Le Evil Women hopping on a bandwagon or whatever? i was here when they debuted just like you bitch. keep whining, you’re very convincing

>>37913194

>vesper suspended
>axel traveling
>magni back hort
going back to regis altare general i see

>>37911721
I can. I usually hide the horny ones but funny shit like the Altnowa NTRposting is one I participate in.

Nowa-oji would have been happier in Nijisanji...

>>37913659
Altnowa NTRposting was funny as fuck.

>>37913721
My right wing grandpa refuses to bend to China's money.

>>37913782
Yeah, I don't even like AltNowa that much, but it made MagNoir week way more fun to imagine leader sulking over it and destroying every wall in his house.

>fujoposting stops
>immediately bait biting

>>37913874
nothing happened during Magnoir week...

>>37913721
Do you really think he'd be compatible with a bunch of zoomers? Sure there's Nina but I don't think she'd be a good fit for him.

>ywn rail altare’s boipucci like this thread is getting railed

>>37913964
He's stuck with a bunch of zoomers regardless

>>37913889
Yeah, this is what happens when /mans/ stops being horny for more than a few minutes at a time...it's like Speed - we must remain just horny enough or a disaster will occur.

>>37913889
Men can't help but argue with every anon on sight

>>37913635
JUST
LEADER

https://youtu.be/YbLXVxGMUyM
RIPTARE

>>37914253
I can't stop watching this one...riptare cute when flirting

MagNoir week should never have happened… all it did was lead to disaster…

>>37913635
He said he's been streaming too much, I expect a emptier schedule as he tries to fix his sleep this week

>>37913889
our defence system...

>>37914386
It's over... it's all over...

>>37914253
Axel's cluelessness in this is the cherry on top

>>37914442
See, this is why fujos are an important part of /MANS/ ecosystem.

>>37914386
"Emptier" meaning 5 days a week instead of six and only two morning streams

So how hard of a carry was RPR in the tourney, if there are any fps players here

>>37914621
I don't want "sick for 2 months post debut" Altare back...

>>37914686
He only played for real in the last two matches, add to that the fact Leader and Axel played like idiots in the first two matches and you get the 2nd place result.

>>37914253
>that little smug altare giggle at the end
ToT

When's Nowa back?

>>37914686
he carried so hard his back probably hurt after the tourney
he was a great IGL which is what inexperienced players need the most to win in a tourney, but axel and altare's fps skills did help win a lot of fights

>>37914371
Magni sure enjoyed it though Leader. Does it frustrate you?

>>37914686
His shotcalling made all the difference but the boys hitting their targets mattered as well. They weren't complete deadweight at least

>>37914915
Tomorrow!

>>37914597
Unfortunately it does not give them supreme authority. Learn to co-exist with other problem children or go back.

I wish I had friends into vtubers during the downtime between streams. The freedom of being anonymous is nice but also a little lonely....

>>37914371
See Vesper, see why we should have had AltNowa week instead..?!!

>>37911399
Anon, the only ones who gave a shit about Tempus when they were first announced were StarJP fujo fans; hornyposting was also common in /stars/ even though a lot of the anons there are males; the only reason why Tempus has browatchers is because of the magging meme, which, I remind you, was started as a way to mock them (You) were the ones displacing the original fan base.
If the threads have more fujos in them, then this is because a lot of the holobronies left after the Kronii yab.

Men are dumb. I’m out

>>37915490
Not that guy but I don't care what you fujos do in the thread. Just don't be a spoiled bitch. If you see someone complaining about your presence just hide the damn post. It ain't that hard.

>>37915609
See you tomorrow.

>>37915609
See you tomorrow sister.

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1597012327282651136

>>37915785
i wish i could smell aniki's freshly used pantsu

I hate 3DPD whores, men and women included.

>>37915999
based

>>37913874
Worth reposting

>>37915949
Kyaa~!

>>37915949
I'm surprised there's no Leader in a bunny suit with all the hornyposting going on.

>>37913721
Grandpa will never bend the knee to the Chinese menace

>>37916228
im disappointed honestly, i thought better of the altventurers

>>37915999
Unironically based.

More Bunny Altare

Also some pretty good Almond cosplay

>>37915490
Yeah. which why I just ignore their hornyposting most of the time.
I mean come on, every male content creator will always be thirsted.

>>37916647
His face...god his l2d is so bad it turns me celibate

>>37916825
lmao the Magni cosplayer's face looks almost as ugly as the real thing

So my niggas of Mans, what kind of games do you wanna watch the boys Play?
I have been thinking of recommending Leader-san Eye:Divine Cybermancy given that he seems to enjoy Cyberpunk.

>>37917227
axel with no more heroes

>>37916647
Why do they look like Vaporeon ears?

guys how do I enjoy Altare's streams.. should I imagine him holding me hostage while playing video games? What do you imagine when you watch him...

Fuck, I didn't watch the last CB2077 VOD.

>>37917227
I will continue to manifest Nowa playing old-school city builders

>>37917127
Honestly, it's not a design I'd go for just from looks, but he's made its quirks work for him. Out of all of them, I think Altare still seems the most comfortable with his model.

>>37917387
I imagine watching the stream

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/a6-eR8AVyng
https://youtu.be/a6-eR8AVyng
https://youtu.be/a6-eR8AVyng

>>37917387
Bunnytare

>>37917227
I want to watch Nowa play ultimate fishing simulator and just go on about his fishing autism

>>37917227
Leader wouldn't vibe with EYE, he's too normie for that. Vesper might, though.
I'd like to see Axel playing Dishonored since it's a stealth game that actually accounts for murder-hoboing.
>>37917334
Most compatible

>>37916647
If he wears a bunny ears asset on stream at some point, I seriously am not going to make it

bunnytare has leader's approval

Spanking?

>>37917509
Sorry Riida I'm going to be a little late, taking screenshots of the episodes I watched with a friend today.

Depression sleep....

>>37917387
I listen while I'm doing other stuff a lot of the time since I don't care about FPS games. I just like listening to him be silly and cringe, and occasionally deranged.

>grinding off-stream

>altare has played THAT MUCH cyberpunk offstream
is… he okay?

i've never ingested any cyberpunk media until leader's stream but someone tell me why Arasaka HQ is in Night City when it's such a shithole and seems to have people trying to break into it or destroy it every few years

he should've gotten the bunny suit mod for cyberpunk

>>37917680
I could actually see him doing it for Easter or something.

>>37918340
After he got the news last week all he could do was play Cyberpunk and sleep

>>37918344
I don't remember too well, but I can imagine that they have military-tiered security that only the highest-level of samurai can hope to get through.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wtf

WTF KEK

never change cyberpunk

His comedy timing is unmatched, holy fuck my sides

altare is beating up a woman

Altare is beating women!

>>37918551
altare is somehow so unfunny that it makes comedy happening around him twice as funny as it should be

Altare going "hehehe" while beating a woman...

This fight took me quite a few tries with specific upgrades. Bitch is on some hormones that fucked.

magni is a fan

>>37918893
God, Magni is so horny for bunny leader

>>37918893
This is Magni's way of bullying Altare in the most indirect way possible

>Looks like a fucking obese gorilla like my manager
LEADER NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT!

Why does this character sound like Kronii?

Altare has successfully beaten up a woman, after cheating aggressively

>>37919220
They're both Canadian?

>>37918893
praying the horny artists go all out

Nice, Altare got Becca's shotgun. That's a gun that fucks back.

Angel...

>VESPER HELP ME

>Vesper help me!
why is he like this

magni is in the game?

COWARD

Leader is being a pussy

THE VESPER CENSOR

VESPER ON SCREEN

>See old man
Omg its Vesper!!!!!!!!

>Can we just have sex or something
MANE-SAN DON'T LOOK

>ma’am, can we just like, have sex or something?

>man can we just have sex or something?
Altare...

he knows what he wants

based

the only thing he hates more than fucking women is talking to women
kino

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

OMELETTE DU FROMAGE

>altare has been an escort and attended to his clients emotional needs

Nowa oji get out of jail faster, my mental status is declining without the parasocialism in my life

>respecting hookers
No need to be so pc leader. You're already a zoomer

KEK

KEK

ENTER AXEL

This fucking checky brat

AXEL ON THE TELLY

KINOOOOOOOOO

ENTER

ENTER DINGO

SUPRISE AXEL STREAM

i love this cheeky little brat so much

>>37917131
hey don't be mean, he probably is here rn :(

He should commit next time with an Axel soundboard

>>37920610
I'm pretty sure that's a girl dude

>let’s go rent her out again!
based

>>37916825
why does the Altare cosplayer's eyes look AI generated?

>>37920984
Aggressive smoothing filter and colored contacts. They hit the nail on the head, really.

>>37920984
Commitment to accuracy?

>Bad Dragon

>kid named finger

Does he know Fingers is the one with the best sandevistans

>altare malding at an npc

Miko-chi...?

>>37921496
INAFF XD

DMing Magni live on stream...

>Alt Cunny

>Kawaii desu-nay
Cringe

:D

>>37921827
:D

>>37921621
i wanna know what he said

Leader is horny

>>37921864
He called Magni a joytoy.

>>37921932
he’s been increasingly horny this week

>>37921932
Hasn't been taking those walks lately

I think Axel should play Subahibi on stream.

>>37921864
He mockingly asks Magni everyday if the broken back was worth it for having fun with Vesper

>>37921827
:D!

I am the last straight brotuber viewer

what the fuck is that thing

Altare is SICK of it

>>37922181
I wrote this

>>37922181
Yeah, (Me)

>>37922181
Don't remember posting this.

>>37922181
>had a dream last night where astel rode my dick while calling me pathetic
i cant be straight anymore...

>>37922093
Well, was it?

>bearded fellow
>Uoohhh
He loves ojisans...

>>37922090
I think Axel should stay away from cringe pseudo intellectual games for teenagers who took one philosophy class in high school and think they're the hottest shit.

>>37922400

>>37922181
Sup chad, also all these replies were me.

I wish I was a guy I wish I had a penis. I want to fuck leader so bad....

>>37922400
hot, tell us more

>>37922539
Heh looks like you're the Cyrano de Bergerac here anon *smokes at you*

>>37922455
Dez has been seeming kinda happy despite his injury so probably

>>37922746
Sorry anon but your smoke can't affect me because I'm a solipsist

>>37922291
>>37922340
>>37922342
>>37922680
Wait, there are still my brothers among me who enjoy kino Axel VN streams

>>37922688
You will never be a man. You will never have genuine friends. You will never be able to reach shit on your top shelf.

KEK

altare your bit…

>>37922181
why did I write this?

>>37911399
Nigger, everyone was shitting on Tempus when they were announced. Thread moving fast was due to Magni memeing shenanigans before their debut and everyone hyping it like a hot shit in ironic ways.

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

He just called leader short

Look yumes, that's your fetish

Leader can never escape the short jokes

>>37923145
That shit looks terrifying.

>>37922987
Intense insecurity

>>37922400
Lucky fucking bitch. I never dream of my oshi...

>>37923037
>I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Genital anal distance is actually a sign of health. People with small distances have lower levels of hormones en utero and have phthalate exposure at development stages.

>>37922891
>You will never be able to reach shit on your top shelf.
KEK but also
:(

>>37923215
Small, slender, female hands typed this adorable post.

>>37923330
kawaii~