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sonny LOVE

i love sonny lots

News:
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OUTFIT HYPE BEGINS

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AGF 2022
Thanksgiving
November Seasonal Voice (ends Nov 30)

wuca love!

>>37900285
oh, i never noticed his nipple being that high...

I'm excited for outfits. My only worry is if Hoeru mama is busy with making more small corpo/indies

>>37900406
he might just end up having a different mama for his second outfit which might be better

i found this long hair ren and i like it a lot

>>37900406
I feel like all of the Luxiem mamas will come back to do outfits for their boys.

>>37899761
Me next, he is in dire need of love correction and I intend to give him a day's worth. He needs to learn that he doesn't need to be "useful" to be loved.

>>37900472
Hoeru mama did well with Mysta. I absolutely love his design. Shu's took getting used to at first, but I've grown to like it as well
>>37900537
I hope so

>>37900537
I have full faith in TCB to de in charge of Ike's outfit(s). I'm pretty sure she's done all of Izuru's, and she loves her VTuber children as if they were her actual children. I trust she'd work with Ike to create something they'd both love.

I hope after this they stop with doing full-wave outfit debuts, just release them individually and without them being connected by a theme.
I feel like as we get to the 5+ member waves the ideas are wearing thin, and it's gonna be even more difficult consulting with all the mamas to make sure they all manage to stick to the same prompt while making sure the outfits look good on top of that.

>>37900734 (me)
*to be in charge

>>37900765
oh anon theyre not going to stop till after iluna at best

I love my wife! I hope he gets better soon.

>>37900709
seeing how fast hoeru mama churns out new indies, i think it will be fine unless she doesnt like the theme or feel like she can do it justice

i've been having these thoughts so i wanted to sperg on this rrat

>>37898673
all the livers still comment on art. i'm guessing it's a self imposed ban cause like the 'flushed emoji; he's afraid to be misinterpreted and the second mostlikely reason is to prevent (his own) parasocialism.
i've also noticed he've scout and liked art but only reply to it days after (if he uses the asset) which can seem kinda cold but also helps him better word a more professional reply and not one so fanboyish.
he's appreciative but as a fanboy himself he mentions that he prefers keep fandom shenanigans as that and try not to have input in it too much. he knows about the cum, milk, mommy, daddy, wife talk, he'll be embarrassed but has he ever put his foot down and stopped that?
if you look at his lives, he loves engaging in fanwork(appreciating them, writing fanfics is obvious but he also said he's the nerdy type to learn piano of a game ost he loves) /headcanoning/shipfagging and all kinds of fanish behavior and if he puts himself in a situation where he's in too deep with his fandom then that makes him harder take a step back whenever it spirals.
he's been 'cancelled' before and seeing his comfy bubble/community be ripped away/not cause him joy anymore would be devastating. he knows this and this is why even with everyone /here/ shitting on the 'menhera' chink fandom and a double edged knife with the rest of the livers straying away, why is it that he's still catering to them? well besides his love for cn media, it's because with that boundary, he already knows how to control himself, his image and his fandom so that if ever things does go to shit he still has a safe space with his dog and core circle to rely on.

>>37900932
schedule doko

>>37900872
I reckon they'll keep it until Noctyx then Iluna will usher in a new system.

>>37900999
thats a lot of words but you're right

>>37901019
iluna is the only wave with actual unity outifts though

>>37901001
I miss him.

>>37901057

>>37901064
huhuhu i just miss my cute menhera wife so much!

>>37901116

>>37901095
Which would make for great irony.

>>37901019
I don't except Archivist for his first outfit but I hope LAM gives Fuuchan a ponytail and toggle-able glasses that he can use on his default too

>>37901181
oh...

>>37901100
I miss him too

>>37901095
I kinda want Iluna's 2nd outfit to be 'college/university' themed somehow so it can be like they're actually growing up as time progresses.

There's no chance Luxiem won't have a themed/management organized outfit reveal. I would say Noctyx too, but with them there's a slight possibility for change.

>>37901252
what emotion are you conveying

>>37901360
that would be cute, easiest outfit upgrade too honestly

>>37901419
sadness...

>>37901378
i dont know what the theme could be because every theme so far for the past waves have been completely random imo

>>37901378
I'm 80% sure Luxieum's theme would be royalty/prince, not sure about Noctyx maybe military again, I know this is farfetched but I want lord of the ring style fantasy for them where they're still in their theme as like, thief, soldier, psychic but in Tolkien fantasy style.

>>37901428
I want Kyo to look like this

>>37901891
royalty could be fun if theyre allowed different definitions of royalty and not fairytale prince

>>37902059
for absolutely no reason I think Vox's outfit should be like this

>>37902228
honestly based?

>>37902228
>falls in love with a child
what did anon mean by this

>>37902503
I ship fukuma but this version of it

>>37902661
Wife's smooth shota legs....TOT

>>37902463
I think everyone should dress like Padme Amidala, she is a fashion icon.

baby demon is sleeping, do not disturb.

>>37903222
My cock inside him

>>37903222
lightly touches his cheek to feel how soft and squishy he is

>>37903317
>>37903293
The duality of man

Hopefully none of the males take note from Nina and spend 40+ mins bemoaning tweets and thread posts about them before dropping the new outfit

>you join niji
>you send sonny a meme with your first message
>he replies 'kek'
how do you proceed

>>37903392
sorry in advance for him

>>37903392
I believe in ike to have a 40 min of lore related rant, i will eat that shit up

>>37903435
send him more channer memes

>>37903392
I hope sonny stalls for an hour with chuuni schizo cringekino

>37900176
Never thought someone would actually use genderbend art for the anchor post. Ugh...

>>37903784
do you ever get tired of being in the wrong thread

>>37903392
I don't think any of them are that petty

>>37903888
Shut up tranny

>>37903784
shoo shoo, go away

>>37903888
Literally what

>>37903936
your thread is over here
>>37760247

>>37903931
Oddly enough i can see mysta doing this callouts.

Just hide the fags and talk about what you want your oshi's next outfit to be.

>>37904035
Stop shilling your thread here

>>37904043
Oh my god I completely forgot that as a thing he did. Please have him stop thinking that there are antis in his walls when he comes back.

>>37904138
>ew genderbend
>stop shilling the thread i belong in

>>37904035
Why do you want people to use this thread so badly?

>>37904103
Ike fullbody fishnets and nothing else

>>37904103
Comfy

Please not this loop

>>37904164
He will never stop thinking there are anti's in his basement and up walls until he starts taking meds and going to a therapist.

Nina's new cloak kinda looks like Vox's from his outro screen

THEY WILL NERF LUCA'S TITS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

>>37904103
If my wife does not look like this I will call the manager

>>37904188
if youre going to complain everytime there's genderbend art might as well go to the thread that doesnt allow it. its logical

>>37904174
Yes just because someone expresses not being a fan of genbends doesn't mean they have to move to another thread. This isn't a hugbox I know you might be sensitive to different opinions but people are allowed to not like things.

>>37904226
based. i would love to see mysta have a super casual outfit with a coat not entirely like this, maybe a warmer one. >>37904265

>>37904286
it does have the same kind of theme yeah
>>37904342
I want the archivist milf outfit though...

>>37904349
its the same shit as going "ugh i hate fulgur look at how much i filter his name"

>>37904348
>you
?

>>37904406
Milf is an acceptable alternative

>>37904435
are you retarded

>>37904103
Please give me some monsterfucker crumbs.

>>37904431
>comfydant is upset that someone doesn't like what they like
I shouldn't be surprised when I remember that one comfydant sperging out when a Lucub calmly expressed not liking cuntboy shit.

>>37904600
What if they all had corsets.

>comfydred loop incoming

>>37904699
It would be sex, but I would prefer them shirtless.

>>37904577
Are you? I just told you to shut up because I hate the way the non-binary fae/faers in here bite bait.

>>37904799
wtf is a fae/faers, a fairy?

>>37904699
Based, that would be hot as fuck

>>37904872
No clue, maybe the tumblrites in here know

>>37904334
he will nerf them...

>>37904728
>talking about not liking a fetish
>somehow this is about fanbases
you should kill yourself for being this retarded

horns please

Please stop arguing and look at my son and his boyfriend

>>37905011
mystake doesnt know how to read the obvious comfydred bait
>>37904610

>No boys for 6 hours
I HATE SUNDAY/MONDAY

They/thems, dog/dogselves, bun/buns, xe/xirs… where did it all go wrong

>>37905023
Based and monster fucker pilled

>>37905264
when catboys stopped

>>37905076
The other anon bought up fulgur first. Not every disagreement is an attack on your fanbase comfydant. Stop acting like the victim over a simple disagreement you guys always call everything you disagree with bait.

if they can make their tits jiggle, would the boys have bulges that jiggle

>>37905268
I hope the horns tease vox had a while ago means we at least get them. If he also got a tail I would nut. If he went full demon I would ascend.

>>37905446
nta but no one brought up fulgur at all. its kyo

>>37905469
>why don't you have horns milord?
>i suppose we'll just have to find out won't we?
sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious

>>37905446
Anon your reading comprehension...
>its the same shit as going
it's a comparison not saying that they're attacking comfydants

>>37905469
VOX IS A SUCCUBUS AND NO I AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKE I KNOW THAT INCUBUS IS THE MALE VERSION.

PLEASE MAKE WIFES TITS JIGGLE ITS ALL I WANT

We talk a lot about the costumes, but what kind of hairstyle do you want the boys to have for their second outfit? I personally want ike to show forehead, short haired luca, braid shu, long hair vox. Not sure about mysta because his hairstyle is too iconic.

Why bite bait

>>37905643
its so easy to hide posts you don't like it's embarassing

>>37905636
i want luca to have longer hair or at least get rid of his sidetail

>everything I don't like is bait
This is the same thing as calling everyone a schizo for a slight disagreement.

>>37905636
Hair like this please

why post anything at all

>>37905636
I want to see one side pushed back, picrel. Or long hair...

>>37905636
All the way down to his ass.
>>37905749
Yes

>>37905636
Long hair Vox is the way and the truth. Ponytail too.

>>37905787
(You) gives people a dopamine boost

>>37905837
i never get (you)'s, hard life

>>37905825
Long hair looks great on everyone

I want to see Sonny jiggle his cock in his outfit reveal

>>37905868
here, don't spend it all in one place

>>37905868
Now you have one (you)

>>37905868
Here's one bro

I can just fucking see vox asking for a huge bulge in the lambros chat and management denying it immediately

>>37905817
All right I'll start calling every post I don't like bait and every person with an opinion I disagree with schizo.

>>37905912
>>37905934
>>37905935
thank you, i can feed my family tonight

>>37905636
Honestly it’s hard to imagine Ike with anything else, I like his existing hair too much. I’d love for it to be pushed back too, with forehead visible and a few strands laying on it, and maybe a piercing on his brow. Or something like what Kagami has in his angel outfit with the long thin shoulder ponytail

>>37905971
anon...

>>37905984
I was agreeing with your sentiment, sorry for not making that clear.

This thread is a fucking shitshow

>>37905971
kill yourself

Pushed back hair sexo

>>37905636
>>37905699
actually i really just want to see luca's sakura bloom hairstyle on his model. it's my favorite official art of him by far. the braid or all of his hair tied up or slicked back for work out streams would also be nice

>>37906043
My bad, I'm just tired of this loop and this behavior. I don't like the whole hugbox narrative and it saddens me to see fewer posters here. I'm sure it's not because of that but I can't help but think so when I always see other fans of the boys complain about this thread in main.

>>37905992
I hope they are eating well today

I hope luca goes shirtless so we can see the whole tattoo

>>37906175
they get crackers and granola, decent meal

>>37906176
It's just a few imbeciles who refuse to hide or ignore posts they don't like. I haven't noticed the amount of IPs go that far up or down. If anything, the thread is just faster now normally because of more soc posting.

Please hoeru, have the bros not have horrible hand poses....

I WANT THAT OUTFIT FOR IKE ACTUALLY

>>37906313
I love soc posting, makes me more parasocial

holy fuck ike

Ike, I kneel

holy shit ike

I know it is trendy to hate on Ethyria, but Ike did the instrumentals and some really nice vocals for Nina: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp7lRuEZ-k8

>luxiem metal vtl cover
thoughts

>>37906518
i know we just watched the man of sex and mom kill it

Quildren status?

>>37906552
I'LL TAKE 20000

Ike normally I post about wanting to fill you with cum but today you can fill me with your cum, as much as you want actually, holy sex

>Captcha: HXXXYA

>>37906518
Go back to main with your victim complex

That was amazing

I need ike to have that outfit

>>37906586
I like mom's voice it's rare in vtubing for a women to have a deeper voice, it blends really well with Ikey.

>>37906518
Are you that anon that got all pissy over a reimu joke earlier

i hope chibanyan will never touch FL studio again after being mogged that hard

>>37906595
I'm soaking wet.

My foxy wife (who will never marry me) and my novelist rocker oshi prove that Nijisanji not gating boys and girls away from each other can produce awesome things


NIJIEN LOOOOOOOOOVE

IKE EVELAND LOVE

NINA KOSAKA LOOOVE!!!

You may celebrate now, but remember
>7
>SONGS

Vox isn't tweeting because that killed him

I now change my mind and think that the Lux's 2nd outfit theme should he rockstars/band members now

>>37906782
Need those hands in me NOW, MAN OF SEX GIVE IT TO ME

>>37906854
make it fucking happen

>>37906822
he's deleting his files in shame as we speak

>>37906854
>fishnets for all of them
fucking sex

>>37906885
I can't take it anymore I NEED him inside me Jesas

>>37906843
He absolutely nutted in his pants when Ike came on

>>37906782
gosh looking at this and thinking ike in yugo's outfit would look sex

>>37906176
me too anon...stupid sentiment to have /here/ but why cant we all just get along...

for hair i think a short hair Vox would be very handsome too. a high ponytail for shu is a must. id like lucas hair down as well. as for ike and mysta its hard for me to imagine alternative hair, maybe long hair for ike. mystas hair is too iconic, maybe a short Link-like ponytail.

IKE ROCK OUTFIT PLEASE

>>37906910
That would require self awareness that I'm not optimistic enough to believe he has....

>>37906809
I think they should make more songs together their voices sound really nice together.

fuck now i really want them to have a rockband theme

>>37906854
Actually great idea

Just have Ike do the luxiem anniversary song at this rate

>>37906854
thats actually brilliant

>>37906973
They can't let Ike have a rock outfit otherwise the entirety of Japan would experience historical flooding levels never seen before.

>>37907349
its worth the sacrifice

>>37906775
I still think Nina's singing could have been better or blended with different pitches or whatever it's called to balance out her deep voice, but it was nice and I love Ike's screaming of course.

I LOVE THIS WAR CRIMINAL LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

>>37907570
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>37907570
SUCKING OUT HIS SOUL THROUGH HIS DICK RN

I have never really got “creaming your pants” over music or singing but I get it now. Ike is so fucking sexy, so talented, so amazing, and so patient and kind. I can’t stop listening to this cover. I’m absolutely in love with him and I would have his babies.

>>37907570
SEX NOW GOD PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I NEED HIM INSIDE ME

IKEEEEEEEEEE MAN OF SEXXXXX

>>37907407
oh yeah definitely, nina's singing isn't bad but this cover was carried really fucking hard by ike's instrumental. man we don't deserve him

LUXIEM HYPE
LUXIEM HYPE

I don't think I'm ready for demon to uncross his arms

rock outfits are top tier sex

>>37908677
it was already weird for me seeing them uncrossed in new cydonia

>>37908056 (me)
*noa's instrumental
i think i have brain damage. but we still do not deserve ike

>>37908701
Possible new intro/outro too..... I don't think I'm ready at all

>>37908752
Vox only commissioned a stinger and a schedule despite wanting to freshen everything up over his month off... everything is falling into place...

>>37908804
But... My comfy waves...

>>37908685
if luxiem doesnt get it, id love to see noctyx get it with how yugo is already dressed

>>37908705
He did shred his guitar for this so it's half correct.
But yes. We don't deserve him.

>>37907793
How is he so fucking kind and tries to look the good in everyone, even when he knows how terrible this world can be? How is he so full of love to give? How is he so talented and dedicated to his craft? I will never recover from this

>>37898553
>shu
>care about nina
lol lmao

ike is so sexy please does anyone have a clip of all his parts so i can listen and loop

>>37909312
https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1596856692259848192

I miss my wife

>>37909602
I hope he misses us as well

>>37908976
yeah definitely Yugo wearing a rock outfit would look great

Besides that I don't have any predictions for upcoming outfits. Though I would like casual/seasonal outfits later down the line.

>>37909990
he always says he misses streaming when he's on break so it's possible...i just miss his voice and daily streams....the zatsu, the guns, the bickering, his 1 iq brain during puzzles....

>>37909990
He absolutely does and this is probably a continual struggle for him trying to keep himself in check, dust to dust and so on.
>>37909602
I keep rewatching bits of the Psyborg collab. Also the part in Uki's Madison VOD where he showed up. Just peak sweetness. There was a part of the Unraveled collab where Uki said Fulgur was a brat and Fulgur said something like, only with certain people. It made me really happy that he's that comfortable with Uki and that we also get to see some of it.

>>37910454
I miss waking up to him every morning and having his voice accompany me through the day while I do various tasks. I miss the post game zatsus as well, they're always so comfy.

>next 2 weeks has at least 4 birthday streams
dead hours growing

>>37910551
Mutal parasoicalness is increasing everyday...

>>37910436
this is gonna sound silly but i want noctyx in ‘stage’ outfits. something about their previous ‘dark’ theme and now being in the limelight. so yugo can be a rockstar, alban can be an idol, sonny can be those rp wrestler, uki can be in burlesque, fuuchan can be in shakespeare theatre getup.

>>37910669
At this rate we're going to turn into a socpost general.

>>37910766
>3 hours
>2/3 to bump limit
it tracks...

>>37910551
they're so good for each other honestly. It's so sweet

>>37910581
same, waking up to him, and making some food while listening to his zatsus...I can't wait until wife is back

>>37910766
we havent started erp yet except the cute anon sniffing mysta yesterday with another anon..

>>37910749
Sonny as the undertaker

>>37910766
We already are a socpost general, did you forget our virtual thanksgiving.

>>37910925
kek. i want him to have fun doing silly voices, and the briskadets were wanting some fighty outfit that showed more skin. i thought it was a win win

>>37910977
the food shitposts turned erp then the virtual thanksgiving for peace made me parasocial with this thread

>>37910911
have you forgotten the early threads where kindred would fantasize about being sisterwives and talk about getting each other off while they wait for attention from vox

imagine

>>37911127
i miss them...

>>37910977
>virtual thanksgiving
Thanks again for indulging me on that, anons!

>>37910925
I want Undertaker Sonny now

>>37911292
archiveanon thank you for sharing after such a cursed discussion

the star

one of wife's cutest moments, when chat told him 2ha was getting officially released https://twitter.com/fulgurclips/status/1501717982103281665 (vox being confused is so cute too)

I love Noctyx

>>37911612
I come back to this clip every once in a while. It's so cute how he just immediately goes into fanboy mode

>>37911292
Thank you for saving the thread archiveanon

>>37911640
now do luxiem

>>37911127
We never left!! I love the Kindred harem so much…

>>37911649
the tapping on the table is so cute he's like a little kid TOT

>>37910925
alternatively, because he is a whore

>>37911612
wife so cute stumbling over his words from excitement! normally he usually gets that silly only after the 5hr mark. kek and the little whinney nononono when he forgot the translators name so cuuute

>>37911640
Truly Ike's kouhai

>>37911689
Give me some ideas I just did what this anon wanted as Noctyx's outfit >>37910749

>>37908976
I still find it funny that the male who is showing the most skin out of all the boys is voiced by a woman. Haha.....life's not fair....

>>37911899
They wanted Yugo in a rockstar outfit, I only did what the anon asked for

>>37911983
It's perfect

>>37911798
I want battle maid Sonny.

>>37911495
Bets on the maid roleplay being fully acted out as his tranny persona?

>>37911918
thankyou for building up my fantasy! it’s perfect and more then what i’ll ever dream of

>>37911918
vox as phantom from the phantom of the opera, luca is also a rp wrestler, ike as those KISS rockstars, shu in a kpop idol get up, mysta as a rapper

>>37912025
>>37912063
i want both maid aster and maid sonny to duke it out in the ring

>>37912196
sonny would win

>>37911174
He saw Fulgur being the designated cocksleeve and got jealous of the attention.

Is ohyo mama based enough to make Alban a shota

>>37912196
Maid Sonny is a coldblooded killer

>>37912275
i dont think she knows how to draw one to begin with

whats goin on in this thread

>>37912312
your oshi is now scarface

>>37912311(me)
wait well she drew kyo and aster so maybe if you consider those two

>>37912178
Mysta is a rapper but 2000s era nu-metal rapper please.

I love Luxiem
I tried my best lmao

>>37912711
thank you, peak luxiem

>>37912711
>Mysta as lil nas x
I can't stop laughing

>>37912419
Mysta is in limp bizkit holy shit

>>37911640
>>37912711
i want these as the new op

>>37912312
When no boys are streaming we go insane.

>Sonny as a wrestler
Already happened my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSh35ryueA

>>37912711
I LOOOOOOVE LUXIEM

>>37913221
wwe is like a schizo's dream come to life everytime i see it

>>37913221
Sonny is truly the best wrestler ever

>>37913460
Anon, I love wrestling. I stressed my love for it in all my applications. Big Boss Man was the best piece of shit police officer in the WWE/WWF back in the day. My fav is when he killed Al Snows dog and fed it to him. Or when he had a feud with a Canadian Mountie over which form of law enforcement was better. However nothing will peak him teaming with Akem "The African Dream" and dubbed themselves the Twin Towers

>>37913664
if i didnt know how wild shit gets in wwe, i wouldnt believe a single bit of this

>>37913664
WWE sounds like a fucking fever dream

>>37912711
Who is Shu supposed to be? He's the only one I don't know

>>37913946
I don't even know, I just googled Kpop boy purple hair

>>37913763
>>37913822
Here is the recap of the storyline of Big Bossman feeding Al Snow his dog. Just to showcase my honesty on the matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rYXdI9ZN2g

Also what's great is that the first suggest wrestler, The Undertaker, hung. Yes, HUNG, The Big Boss Man in a cage match. The Undertaker, whom I must stress at this point, formed a cult dubbed "The Ministry of Darkness" and was aiding a so-called higher power to overthrow the WWE. Peak goth atheistic. I also failed to mention that the Undertaker is a zombie. Who has been buried alive on multiple occasions.

Oh the rants I could have had about wrasslin...

>>37914104
So you're saying that Fulgur should be the Undertaker because he is also a chuuni

>>37914104
how do wrestlers have better lore than some vtubers

>>37914352
because people actually get invested in wrestler lore while most just treat the vtubers like an avatar for a real person.

>>37914104
my god, that man is a monster. I'm so interested now

>>37914104
Anon can you tell us which of the boys would be which wrestler, I genuinely want to know now

>>37914339
No, if Fulgur was a wrestler he'd be Undertakers brother, Kane. Lore is that Undertaker intentionally set his families home on fire, leaving Kane inside to be set alight on fire. Fast forward a bit and Kane emerges, masked up and almost inhuman in strength. Even dubbed "The Big Red Machine" due to his raw strength. Later down the line, it turns out that Kane was never burnt but suffered psychological trauma from finding his parents dead in the fire. During this period, he was framed for having sex with a dead body. But that's another story.
>>37914352
Because you cannot just change model midway into your career. You need to build layers upon who you are. There is a great video that breaksdown how much of a cunt Triple H is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA
>>37914670
It's late here for Snakeanon, but give me a moment to reflect and I'll do my best to explain why

>>37914802
Snakeanon I love you so much, please give us more wrestler lore.

>>37914802
holy shit, Kane IS wife. Even the peculiar taste of necrophilia and trauma...

>>37914802
this is insane also cant believe its snakeanon helping the dying thread with wrestling lore

>>37915051
>>37915085
>>37915123
I have a lot to type up, so forgive me if this shit is spaced out.

Vox - Undertaker:
When you factor in Vox and his history and dedication to lore, it seems only apt that he would be Undertaker. Deep voices? Check. Long lush black hair? Check. Seeming resurrected? Check. Highly respected for his craft and dedication to kayfabe? Check. Fun trivia: Undertaker was once sent to meet LeBorn James in full outfit. LeBorn rejected him.

Undertaker, as established, is an undead entity. Originally penned back from the western period hence the cowboy hat and elaborate ties, he towered in at a mighty 6’ft 8. He, much like Vox, also has a thing for choking people. Most of his career was spent fighting demented freaks like Mankind and his brother Kane, before going full Chuuni and forming the Ministery of Darkness with such fun characters like “Edge” “Christian” “Gangrel” and “Mideon”. Eventfully he would get injured and this is where things get a bit odd. He discovers the joys of modern day to day life and returns as “The American Badass” and rides a motorbike. Look, post 9/11 wrestling was absurdly nationalistic. Apt considering Vox was the only one to comment on the Queen's death. But yeah, most of his career he is the Deadman. I also love his theme song and you know for a fact that Vox would use it for his intro screen if he could.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYc9IF2o_CE

>>37916214
snakeanons hobby is wwe wrestling....cute

>>37916214
Snakeanon this is so cute and well thought out, fitting that the Undertaker's brother is also Fulgur as well.

>>37916214
I love his theme song, i'm a sucker for bells and gothic stuff. Love the guitar too. Snakeanon cute!

>>37916214
You're cute.

>>37916214
oh i cant wait to see who else you talk about

>>37914104
I love you wrasslin nonny <3

>>37916436
I actually follow a lot of sports. It's just when I was young my family wanted me to bond with kids, because I was way too invested into arts. Can't make friends if you are drawing alone indoors. And well, if you was a male in the 90's... High key chance you liked wrasslin'
>>37916562
>>37916635
>>37916640
>>37916649
Shu - Bret Hart
If you are Canadian, you’ve likely heard of this man in some capacity. Bret “The Hitman” Hart was known for his iconic shades that he’d hand out to kids in the crowd, vibrant pink and black gear and his near flawless technical range in the ring. Many argue that nobody is as devoted to his craft of wrestling as this man. So why Bret? Bret wasn’t known for his ability to talk on the mic, he wasn’t an elaborate character like Hulk Hogan or the Ultimate Warrior. For Bret, he’d arrive and drop his very apt catch phrase “I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be” and showcase a masterclass from bell to bell. So when Shu turns up for a collaboration, you know that he is going to be the star of the show no matter if he says two sentences or sings an entire symphony.

Mysta - Scotty 2 Hotty
Now some wrestling fans may find offence in this statement, considering that Scotty by nature wasn’t a heavy hitter. In fact, he was moreso known for his awful dance moves, stupid hat and the fact that his finisher was the Worm. But wrestling is much like vTubing in that not everyone gets to be the main character and yet despite this, week after week, people screamed like it was the final touchdown at the superbowl when he was in the ring. The second Scotty came out to the ring you knew the roof would blow up. Enjoy these two clips. One of Scotty’s worm and the other in which Undertaker and Kane meet him in the “Royal Rumble”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chN6e-KrKKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92Ak1SAKM8

>>37900125
Idk who this guy is but I really really wanna be vored by that mouth...

>>37917663

>>37917663
Uh, well..welcome? What other kinks do you have, honorary kyomie?

>>37917663
Where did you come from anon, that's Kyo

>>37917568
>Scotty 2 Hotty
I love you snakeanon

>>37917663

>>37917834
Guess he could step on me and just lightly chew me a lil' too?
>>37917861
I don't really know anything about Niji. I just saw the cute comfy maw...

>>37918112

>>37918112
If any thread will indulge you, it's this one, so you're welcome to stay and hope that someone will write you something for your kink, but you might get milked in the process. What are your opinions on mint chocolate as a flavor combination?

>>37918348
Mint chocolate is pretty good, if I don't get fruit ice cream I def go mint choco a lot

>>37918112
cute anon

>>37918536
kill yourself

>>37918536
Please ignore the local timeloop

>>37918536
I love this anon, can we keep him

>>37918599
FUck oFF

>>37918726
eat my ass mintfag

>>37918788
well...if you want me to

>>37918599
Whats wrong with mint?
>>37918634
okay
>>37918652
SHEEP are FWUFFY and my favorite. Always like to go see them at the fair

>>37918843
I mean......if you want to.....

>>37918894
Cute anon, sheeps are very cute aren't they

Luca - Dolph Ziggler
If this was the main general, they’d agree because Dolph has a very punchable phase and annoying yet catchy one liners. However this is /nenmen/ and so I shall stress the importance of selling in the world of professional wrestling. By all accounts, it’s a two way dance. When someone throws a fake strike at you, how do you react? Well when it comes to Dolph Ziggler, he has established himself as a borderline human highlight reel for his ability and craft when it comes to taking someone's offence. In turn, Dolph is known for his impassioned yet divisive mic work. Oh and he has quite the reputation for cheating when given the chance. He clearly is respected by the WWE, as the guy is constantly entrusted to help break in new acts and when it came to Illuna; he was one of the first to reach out to everyone.

Ike - Mr. Perfect
I was tempted to joke and say he is Val Venis, WWE’s Pornstar with the large Penis. Cause you know, man of sex. But then I remembered that Kaientai, a Japanese Yakuza group attempted to chop his penis off with a Katana when he slept with the manager’s daughter. Racially sensitive period of TV. But I think Mr. Perfect is more apt. As the name implies, everything he’d do was considered perfect. So much so that he’d constantly butt heads with a certain Bret Hart about his craft and achievements. What’s better than being “The Best” to him? Being Perfect of course. But you know Ike, being a perfectionist has its drawbacks. SO RELEASE YOUR COVERS FOR FUCK SAKE.

Both also have lush dirty blonde hair, can’t forget that!

I can continue or stop if you'd like?

>>37918934
I'll eat your ass if you stop shilling chocolate

>>37918536
I'm sorry, that was mean of me, mint chocolate is a heated topic around here. Who do you normally watch for vtubers?

>the mint loop has happened so often that now it is just a speedrun from foreplay to ERP

>>37919120
never gonna happen, is too good of flavor. There's a reason its the most popular flavor

>>37919119
Please continue. I haven't heard someone splurge about WWE since middle school so this is weirdly nostalgic

>>37919119
Please continue snakeanon I love wrestling lore

>>37919119
>Oh and he has quite the reputation for cheating
>I was tempted to joke and say he is Val Venis, WWE’s Pornstar with the large Penis.
kek, please continue anon

>>37919013
Yeah....
>>37919156
Thats okay...mostly hololive I guess? + I really love Snuffy and Melody on twitch and Pomu on youtube

>>37919160
It's just me and the chocofag looping the mint thing, it's our version of foreplay.

>>37919407
Why the reluctant yeah, don't you like being called cute.

>>37917568
I need to see Mysta doing the worm. I need this to live.

>>37918112
Do you like pregnancy?

>>37919566
oh no no I didn't mean it like that, jeez tho, lucky sheepies get smooches here, huh?
>>37919688
As a fetish? not really I guess, but Its really pure and lovey tho

>>37919407
Cute! This thread is for the NijiEN males specifically so I suspect it won't appeal to you a ton, but you might actually like your vore crush (Kyo Kaneko) as a streamer. He's funny and fairly entertaining. His voice does NOT match his model though and it may end any appeal in him biting or eating you.

>>37919795
i love nagisa from 50% off my favorite streamer from iluna

>>37919795
I don't mind a lot of males, but I guess I'm picky. I'll give him a shot watching him tho.
huh just looked up some clips, yeah pretty different voice from what I expected.
>>37919566
Who is the sheepy guy tho

>>37919299
>>37919302
>>37919331
>>37919585
Fulgur - Kane
We already know his Chuuni origins, like how he was set on fire, but not really, but later would be, multiple times I must stress. THIS MAN WAS BURNT SO MANY TIMES. Oh how he was framed for having sex with a dead woman. He did also rape Lita? I think. The time his balls got electrocuted. Oh and let’s not forget the time he discovered friendship via hugs with an annoying vegan called Daniel Bryan. Kane is considered by many the most versatile big man in the industry. One week he could be a scary monster that is taking everyone down, the next he is advocating for libertarian values. Apt considering Fulgurs loving and welcoming nature to work with just about anyone.

Kane’s amazing theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJALaGVXz4s
Kane talking about his past in anger management:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsSkEWHVSug
And here is him discovering the power of hugs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Cs8J0RMf0

Alban - Eddie Gurrerio
He lies, he cheats and he steals. Mr. Latino Heat (not cat in heat) was known to bend every rule in the book to win. He was an immensely athletic high-flying talent, known for his beautiful frog-splash finisher. Apting landing on all fours. Does Alban land on all fours when he drops from a great height too?

Enjoy him cheating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgxsZYnruTU

>>37920204
Fulgur Ovid. He's as horny as Vox but he's not loud about it.

>>37920204
Fulgur ovid our resident wife and mom

>>37920204
he's our wife Fulgur Ovid from Noctyx (Nijisanji's 5th wave) he's CUTE AND PERFECT

>>37920266
>>37920322
>>37920364
Sounds like high praise...but I mean, if he loves sheep thats enough for me anyways

>>37920445
No problem. You have to listen to this once now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53jm_c2FMjw

>>37920223
This is so well thought out snakeanon, I love that you gave Fulgur the most chunni and angsty wrestler in existence

>>37920223
it's uncanny how Kane and wife are alike.

>>37920445
>high praise
if there's someone who deserves all the love is him

>>37920223
RIP Eddie Guerro (also these choices are dope)

>>37919407
Welcome, this thread is about men but we talk about the girls a lot here!

>>37911292
I missed it... I regret touching grass that night

next psyborg outfits

This is one of the better schedules I have seen. No day off tomorrow. I'm gonna nut

>>37920560
That was really good. Both the song and animation

>>37920223
I like how sexcat's justification is that he lies, he cheats and he steals.

>>37920995
I wish vox would play some sort of collaborative game with his brother...

>>37921143
You're married to him now. He'll take good care of you. No takebacks.

>>37921303
O-okay, if I'm taken good care of...sure...

>>37921303
Are we grooming maleanons again

>>37921417
All kindred are Vox's spouse.

>>37920995
>smash ren
sure, i guess

>>37921402
He'll be your sweet househusband who always has dinner ready when you get home.

>>37920589
Amusingly Kane isnt... Mankind, Sting or Abyss might take the cake. Dear god is Mankind fucked up.
>>37921166
It's the opening lyrics to Eddie's theme song. "I lie, I cheat, I steal"
>>37920627
>>37920760
Yugo - Jeff Hardy
I was very tempted to do “The Godfather” because Pimpin’ ain’t easy and Yugo loves his bitches. But I had to be more logical and intune with who he is. He is a Ninja? He is a DJ? He is Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy is the embodiment of angst and alternative culture in the 2000’s and his party/rave lifestyle was very much a part of his act (for better or worse at times). Very popular act that would inadvertently invent a few moves along the way. Very creative soul that also writes his own music too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR8h6tAS2BU

Uki - Tyler Breeze
I’d argue one of the more difficult ones. I could have been mean and gone “Oh sassy gay, Goldust or Rico” but I think Uki has more to him than that. He’s very sharp and direct with his words when he wants them to be heard, felt even. Got that sharp striking tongue to ensure you remember what he has to say. Not quite like Raven mind. No, he’s more flirtatious. More in love with himself. So yeah, the male model who sings his own theme song about how good looking he is? Yeah. Uki.

Sonny - Big Boss Man, the fella who started this chat. No need to really repeat that. He's a sadistic cop and based upon how /nenmen/ talk about him, they too would love a boot to the face

>>37921624
Well, he better let me cook a lot for him too still..

>>37921687
you should tag the anchor post with these, they're way too good

>>37921741
Anon please watch this clip of Fulgur being cute
https://twitter.com/fulgurclips/status/1501717982103281665

>>37921741
He would love to have you pamper him so that he can pamper you in return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6kb5gVUu2M

Quilldren

>>37922345
GIWTWM

>>37920838
I can still post food for you, anon! Especially given it's dead hours again and we're on page 10. What are you hungry for tonight?

>>37922022
10/10. guys being really excited about something (especially if its kinda niche) is really adorable
>>37922135
heh. Thats the power of just how comfy minecraft is

>>37919119
i fell asleep after reading vox's but thank you for giving a reason to luca at least

>>37921975
>>37922521
Ren - Elias
Rarely around, constantly mistaking a bass for a regular guitar and inadvertently angers people when even being polite? Yup, that’s Ren / Elias alright. He likes to sing before matches and has a bit of a habit of using his acoustic guitar as a weapon. Considering he’s an alien, he certainly has weaponized music to become ear-worms that stick with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7tXduSMVuw

Kyo - Crash Holly
Allegedly well over 400 lb, Crash was one of the smallest wrestlers to partake during the height of the product and was a regular feature in the Hardcore division. Fun side topic: Hardcore title had a 24/7 rule implemented on it, which meant anyone could fight for it anywhere. As you can imagine, Crash had a lot of “fun” defending it across the country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-F-6dglOo

“But Snakeanon, surely tiny Spike Dudley would be more fitting” and I hear you. However Spike Dudley could actually grow facial hair.

Aster - X-Pac
He was so disliked by wrestling fans, he developed what was known as "X-Pac" heat amongst the crowd. No cheers or boos, just silence.

And that's Snakeanon done being autistic about wrasslin'

>>37922636
cute snakeanon, thank you for the autistic wwe lore

>>37922513
Please go watch our sheep wife he is very cute and streams at least 5 hours a day, will read your comment even if you're not a member

>>37922636
Even WWE AU Aster is unlikable...

>>37922882
I will give him a watch! I wanna see cute sheep too!

coming in just to hornypost and say that one day I really will come from milord's voice alone... I've felt so close twice now and never really thought it possible until recently, he keeps exposing me to new things...

>>37922957
you havent yet?

>>37922957
You haven’t yet? It’s pretty great. Ganbare anon

>>37922948
We are the cute sheeps! all the emotes and membership badges are sheep themed

>>37922940
I was honestly just being mean with that one, plus it's late here. He's more like Kidd Bandit on the indie scene. Trying his best, but so many mistakes associated with him

>>37922508
Thank you... Do you have any vegetarian dishes?

>>37923108
Ahhhhhh perfect and fluffy and fwuffy
Cute sheep members!

>>37923138
aww so you can be nice

schedule WHERE. If his zatsu is tomorrow I'm going to cancel my plans I can't miss it......

>>37922993
>>37923062
I almost had, I honestly thought people were exaggerating about it but I understand now. It's only a matter at this rate, truly the voice demon...

>>37923172
I have sweet potato taquitos. I hope you don't mind that they're slightly burnt.

I will be the last north american kindred

>>37923425
Not while I’m around

>>37923387
Do you just listen to his voice and that alone makes you come? like no hands invovled at all

>>37923202
I was nice enough to share my autistic love for wrestling for an hour. I think I've been plenty nice!

>>37923425
Get in line, you're not special

>>37923387
he's not my oshi but ive experienced it with mine, hope you get to experience it

>>37923425
I will be the last PST kindred you can never beat me

>>37922636
even aside from the nijiEN crossover this is good stuff, i see incredible things are happening in the wrestling world thank you for bringing it to my attention. i wish i could watch you sperg out about the lore like selen did with that riverdale stream or vox with fnaf in general

bigmonkeman37, please come home

>>37923553
yeah yeah and we thank you for that autistic love

>>37923558
who is your oshi?

>>37922636
Thank you for all these, anon. Wrasslin' AU has been fun to read about.

>>37923770
uhh im a bit shy about saying it

>>37923500
yes
>>37923558
the powers of our oshis...

>>37923850
Anon do you know where we are, people have no shame here no need to be shy.

>>37923594
If you want a bitesize experience of wrestling or curious about learning more, I'd suggest "GLOW" on Netflix. It's a small drama series inspired by the actual GLOW show from the 80's. However if you want more grit and musky men, "Heels" featuring Stephen Amell is a great drama into the production/indie side of things.
>>37923626
>>37923842
If only this weaponised autism worked in my application, lol

>>37923850
we are on an anonymous website where else are you going to post that

>>37923943
You just have to keep trying snakeanon one day you'll get in.

>>37923898
wow what did you listen to that almost made you come?

sonny alt tabbed from dark souls to decline the invitation... cute

>>37923911
>>37923962
im not used to talking about it, thats all..

>>37922957
I actually got tingles down my neck and spine from the vent scene in today's asmr. One day I too will cum from his voice

>>37924186
What did it for you? It's page 10, what got you off?