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>>37873687
>>37873644

I love Shondo. The maro readings made me miss her a little less.

no one is based

>>37873753
D:

>>37873722
These guys are tobsWicked

>>37873806

>>37873806

I will not talk further about any recent shondo events this thread, I leave you with a cute image instead
praying for fast wife recovery
goodnight anons

>>37873750
Sorry to hear that. Why would anyone death grip though when the idiom is tickle your pickle and clearly doesn't need that much pressure?

>>37873919
The answer is circumcision.

>>37873952
Crazy how this is normalized for men when the same concept for women is seen as barbaric.

>>37873905
i wish shondo would eat my ass like she ate those desserts

The stream just keeps going
This is a speedrun challenge by the way. The record is 14 minutes.

>>37874051
Simply cut off your son's dick and you'll feel better about your own :3

>>37873952
I heard girls saying uncircumcised penises are gross.

>>37874103
Bet they got some big ol' milkers, too

>>37874103
No reason you can't get out there and perform some independent research.

>>37874117
Imagine their breasts peeling back your foreskin while they make a disgusted look.

>>37874076
kek maybe she should have done some research on it then

>>37874149
khazer,,,,

>>37874076

Ramp it up with the antisemetic remarks

>>37874176
>this filthy goy's penis...

>>37874149
haha yeah...

>>37874207
Post jewish chuubas that regularly oy vey on stream

None of you will ever have sex, it’s not like your dick matters

>>37874225
https://litter.catbox.moe/z9lxm2.png

>>37874165
she did, sort of. This is just how she does things, and how she has fun. She did actually hold a world record once. Briefly.
https://youtu.be/7t7xSHb61Tw

>>37874268
I fucked a woman after we saw the Sonic movie

>>37874301
Did you go fast?

>>37874278
There's a part 2 to this
https://litter.catbox.moe/t1nrpn.png

>>37874268
Let me know when you're getting ready for bed and I'll send your mom upstairs to kiss you goodnight

>>37874268
I regularly donate to sperm banks and have dozens of illegitimate children as a result. My genes are thriving. Can you say the same?

>>37874268
yes.

>>37874334
That seems like a cartoonish amount of cum. How much cum is normal?

>>37874334
Dazey would suck the filling out of a gas station though, mate

>>37874390
which chuuba are you?

>>37874358
What are you specing into?

>>37874429
I miss tob

I'm putting on Shirahiko and going to bed

>>37874429
Your oshi

>>37874390
It's hentai anon. Personally I like it. Especially if it implies that you cum, more paizuri, cum again, repeat...

>>37874390
femanon or >cumlet

>>37874487
Go cum and post results.

Explain this YouTube thumbnail, Max.

>>37874445
i hope she lets herself completely recover this time around

>>37874560
me on the left

>>37874103
It's true though. They look gross if they're not circumcised even if men hate to hear it

>The normal volume varies from 1.5 to 5.0 milliliter per ejaculation. The sperm count varies from 20 to 150 million sperm per milliliter.
That's less than a teaspoon.

>>37874436
I would be so tempted to go evocation because throwing fireballs and lightning bolts is fucking baller, but there's just not much practical application to those spells if you're not actively warlording it up and I'm not about that. Would be a toss-up between conjuration and transmutation, and frankly transmutation has prestidigitation and telekinesis so it's gotta be that. Still need to grab me some teleportation spells anyway because I fucking hate travel.

Filian is based

>>37874648
skill issue

>>37874675
Lucy please

>>37874645
I don't get this argument as you can (and should when sexxxxxing) pull the skin down

>>37874662

>>37874662
Filian would watch the george floyd anime
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mg3koNuuzs&t=121s

>>37874645
Why is that? Please teach me the aesthetics of dicks.
>>37874702
phimosis

>>37874847
brother you have posted cringe

>>37874996
>thread that broke twitter
>cringe

>>37875033
Do I look like I give a shit about what millennials complain about on Twitter?

>>37875072
based zoomer

>>37875072
You only care about what zoomers complain about on tiktok.

>>37874847
>self insert rom com fan
>throws around "onion" as a diss
absolutely 0 self awareness

>>37875162
>he's not a harem chad

>>37875162
>"kek"
welcome enjoy stay

>>37875338
slut

>>37875505

I LOVE VEENER

>>37875338

How do you handle the jelousy when your oshi hangs out with other people?

>>37875749
>jealousy
I'm not mentally ill

>>37875749
I am happy for every friend she has

>>37875761
>jelousy is mental illness
Autism

Shirahiko would be a great girlfriend. Only thing wrong with her is being a homebody and that's perfect for me.

>>37875749
I don't see women as competition so I don't get jealous

>>37875809
And if it's a guy?

>>37875819
omg sister that skank

>>37875819
then you have a shit oshi

>>37875846
Every good female vtuber has almost exclusively male friends because they hate women

>>37875749
>>37875792
>vtuber doesn't hang out with people
>vtuber will never know or care about you
vs
>vtuber does hang out with people
>vtuber will never know or care about you

>>37875866
hello pickme

>>37875749
Anon, I used to be like you when I first got into vtubers. I fell into the "parasocial" trap and it sucked bad. I didn't like it when my favorite vtuber hung out with the "wrong" crowd.
Eventually, you will get over it. Time is your friend.

>>37875749
Just jerk off and post it to her hashtags

>>37875880
She hangs out with her chat when she isn't with her friends so your post is wrong

>>37875749
The trick is to only interact with chuubas to gather enough data to glob together a tulpa which is less likely to forsake you.
My oshi doesn't know I exist, but the version of her I keep in my heart loves me.

My oshi has collabed with multiple men, but none of them ever dared to flirt with her. Just unironic gaming. Is she not attractive? I like her, but men not even trying to flirt with her makes me think she has a defect I'm not picking up on.

>>37875866
ah, you enjoy to be cucked every day

>>37875749
I am unironically applying to be her manager so since I set them up it feels different than her doing it on her own.

>>37875908
I wanted to make a Mikey like cringe kino account to get some attention, my idea was that I would tell them every time I masterbated to them, if DMs are open in DMs, and every time I use a specific picture as a comment on that tweet. I might get blocked by many of them at the start but If I can get the ball rolling like Mikey did maybe they will make an exception for me too

>>37876007
Do it

>>37876007
mikey is wholesome, what you're describing is just cringe

>>37876007
Don't let me stop you, but I gut feeling is that your account would just be reported for sexual harassment and banned. I don't know how social media works though.

>>37876007
Ignore >>37876036 its a great idea

>>37876007
Ignore >>37876071 it's a terrible idea and you don't understand why people ""like"" mikey

>>37876007
Ignore >>37876091 it's a seminal idea and trust no one on your glorious ascent to sit on the throne of hearts

I just found out my oshi has a tatoo and I don't know how to feel. I still want to like her but it's bringing my opinion of her down a lot

I had sex once, it was pretty mid. Don't get the hype, honestly.

>>37876207
It was mid because you didn't sexered (me)

>>37876200
How'd you find out? My oshi said she has no tattoos and doesn't want one.

>>37876250
Mine said the same but I found an old pic of her

You are being especially retarded this holy day

This feels like the normal level of retardation for this hour

>>37876262
Why'd you look for forbidden knowledge? who?

>>37876207
Sex without emotional attachment is meaningless
t. knower

>>37876304
definitely not

>>37876346
this. to be desu

>>37876346
>look how demisexual I am I only want to have sex with people I love
Cumming is like peeing or shitting, and you don't try to form an emotional connection to your toilet before doing it, do you?

>>37876346
I've accepted at my age that such a thing wouldn't make me happy, although I kinda wish I arrived at that conclusion from at least trying.

>>37876426
You piss and shit in the toilet?

>>37876426
>this fag shits in pussy

>>37876435
Yes I'm not Indian

>>37876426
Hey Anon, have you considered getting therapy?

>>37876033

>>37876559
i love batsard cat

Have any of you ever contacted your oshi to be a clipper? Do you get a response or ignored?

Goodnight lig, I'm literally about to go to bed with (You)r oshi.

one day...
I will marry her

>>37877256
why do you have black nails

>>37877290
he is fagot, he will go to bed with your male oshi

>>37877261
you're adorable veenergosling

>>37877261
>getting married in current year
are you dumb or stupid?

>>37877309
NOOOOOO

>>37876948
just press the clip button bro

>>37877290
looks like someone didn't get the memo

>>37877350
my heart skipped a beat when i learned that chuubas see the unpublished clips

i think bat manually deleted a fuckton of my clips lol

>>37877416
I clip, download it and remove it like nothing even happened

I don't use the Twitch website, is there some incentive for making clips or something? I assumed >>37876948 meant actually producing something useful, like doing some basic editing and uploading to other websites (youtube, tiktok, etc).

>>37877350
Don't you want to make it OFFICIAL??? practically a marriage proposal

I wish FIlian did more streams on her alt

Anyone else feel like /lig/ is the Novigrad of /vt/?

>>37877504
>I assumed >>37876948 meant actually producing something useful, like doing some basic editing and uploading to other websites (youtube, tiktok, etc).
Pretty much. An actual business transaction instead of a fan interaction.

>>37877314

>>37877504
making clips of funny or interesting moments is how you help people find your chuuba, doesn't necessarily have to involve external editing

>>37877554
i wish shondo remembered she has an alt

>>37877607
If that's the intent, I feel like the zeitgeist is "clippers are free advertising". I suspect it's a fuckton of work as a clipper to get noticed in the first place, so personally I'd just ask for forgiveness, not permission, even if doing it for commercial gain.

>>37877554
Same. I just want to hear her personal opinions that she keeps under wrap from the main channel. Also getting all of the attention.

>>37877603
maybe.. whenever that fat old bitch isnt frothing out of her mouth because we are talking about shondo or fil.

>>37877745
I love tits so much bros

>>37877706
My thought process is anyway to get some kind of official status would give a kick start to channel growth. The trade off would probably be profit sharing with my oshi, just like paying for branding.

>>37877838
I don't watch clips, so I'm not entirely sure who the target audience for them is. I would assume viewers would just watch the streams and not the clips; if that's the case an official endorsement would probably be meaningless since the viewers wouldn't know about her yet. I don't really know what you're up against w.r.t the algorithm but I'm skeptical anything beats releasing well-edited videos with a frequent cadence and hoping for the best. Anyway, best of luck with your endeavor.

>>37878115

kitanya is cute
I can't believe saffox shills were right

>>37878019
>I'm not entirely sure who the target audience for them is
People who don't watch streams because of the time commitment. Also it's for a different viewer base, for instance clips on Youtube capture a whole different audience than clips on Twitch.
>official endorsement would probably be meaningless since the viewers wouldn't know about her yet.
My oshi actually has a large following on Youtube with over 50k subscribers, but has fallen into the rut of streaming on Twitch and not uploading on Youtube. Clips would actually satiate that audience who are currently getting nothing.
>I'm skeptical anything beats releasing well-edited videos with a frequent cadence
That's what I'm hoping to achieve.

>>37878115
is she live right now?

>>37878205
yes

>>37878205
she hasn't stopped talking for the past 15 hours

>>37878224
>>37878235
link?

>>37877603
You mean full of ugly slavs on their holidays?

>>37878272
https://www.twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here

>>37878288
thanks

>>37878286
this is probably a pretty accurate description of liggermen

>>37878315
rude

>>37878202
Ah, I'm happy you've thought it all the way out, seems like a pretty good setup. Personally, I still wouldn't bother asking permission, and probably wouldn't even split profits even if asked (I doubt anyone would even be so brazen). I am a textbook mega shitlord, so just follow your heart I guess.

>>37878315
I don't think rpr posts here anymore

Reminder Cottontail is debuting a not-shit-tier model today

>>37878286
Hey that's me

How it started: https://files.catbox.moe/r09mu6.mp4
How its going: >>37878224

>>37877779
nta but do you actually think a single person is responsible for both the shondo and fil antiing?

>>37878350
love sluts

>>37878388
Kek

>>37878388
Heh, did she have to switch over to generator power?

>>37878391
All the posts here are made by only three people, though honestly I do most of the heavy lifting.
In this case yeah those are both my personas.
You two should post more often.

>>37878391
>filshitter
>shondophile
yea

>>37878350
I'm looking forward to her actually getting a good model but I will concede that her pre-vsj Silver-type model does have sovl

>>37878288

>>37878329
Only thing I'm worried about is actually getting a response. What if I send it in and never hear back? Was it a bad idea or did I go to spam?

>>37878465
I only hope it has a secret nude toggle

>>37878391
All me

>>37878528

>>37878476
Depends on the chuuba, and how you send it. I would guess via business email is better than DMs? Can't really offer any advice there beyond the general "follow up after a few days if you're left on read" and "use a professional tone with a solid pitch and clear call to action".

First time I watched Kitanya she streamed her debut in minecraft for 20 hours straight trying to beat it on hardcore mode to prove she is a real gamer she went to sleep and then streamed part 2 for another 20 hours

kitanya has a quality model

>>37878476
You know what, I went and got some tea and I'll stop pussyfooting around and give it to you straight: you're approaching this from the wrong angle. It definitely feels like you're trying to justify "getting close with my oshi" as "a valid business proposal". If you're serious about it being a business proposal here's an easy step by step plan of action to get noticed by sempai:

1. Don't fucking DM or email 30% or whatever of your profits away, that's fucking retarded.
2. In fact, don't fucking talk to your oshi at all. You have no leverage and bring nothing to the table, the best you can hope for at this point is a polite smile and a nod.
3. Make and post the damn content without permission.
4. Make the content popular without permission. Monetize the content without permission.
5. Your oshi will eventually notice you and will 100% casually mention you on stream. This is when the iron is hot. Now you've got a product to sell and can casually slide into her DMs "hey you mentioned me on stream and I wanted to reach out". Or not, I make stream assets for mine and there literally is no reason to talk to her.
6. She's totally gonna fuck you bro.

Anyway as usual, best of luck and knock it out of the park champ.

>>37878870
>You have no leverage and bring nothing to the table
This is probably the most relevant thing. The guy is just someone "who could clip stuff, maybe" until he actually creates a bunch of quality clips.

How was Sigrid's collab yesterday with m*les and the guy who owns the talent agency she's apart of?

I don't want to invest any time into VOD watching if the stream sucks ass.

>>37874268
Embrace Tradition

>>37879273
That one man?
https://files.catbox.moe/tq4475.webm

>>37878638
Thanks
>>37878870
It's a serious business proposal because I already watch streams so why not make some money at the same time. "Getting close with my oshi" would just muddy the waters on what I want to be a professional relationship. You joke about the whole percentage cut but I'd rather have that be the case than donate and have a portion go to Twitch. But why donate in the first place? Because I actually want her to grow and fund some of her projects which will feedback loop into my clips.
>>37878961
My plan is to put together a portfolio, if she likes them she'd have no reason to say no. Now if she hates them I'm fucked.

>>37879463
>donate and have a portion go to Twitch
send money via streamlabs -- it's something like 97% to streamer iirc

>>37879463
>Now if she hates them I'm fucked.
You are not. Market for clips has a really low entry point, continue without her blessings and upload the clips. She will eventually see the numbers and come back to you

*sigh* i wish i could understand what geoguesser is saying. it sounds funny

>>37879494
My oshi may be retarded and not have that set up fr fr

>>37879867
lots of chuubas refrain from donations because unlike subs and bits they can be refunded

why is safox always in the special events category?

>>37879991
she's the special event

>>37879907
Not just that, people can donate a lot of money, then report you for a scam and get your PayPal locked, whales have done that before when they don't get enough attention.

Is 90% Kitanya's chat just asleep and left the stream on? The chat is going at glacial pace.

Still thinking of Sarus last 3 streams and how great they were

>>37880047
she has been live for 16 hours

>>37880047
She got a couple raids so some of them actually might be asleep or lurking. Her usual streaming time would be around 10 hours from now so this isn't when most of her regulars would be on. Currently struggling to stay awake myself but I've been up for a bit over 24 hours myself

>>37880283
impressive the power hasn't gone out yet

>>37880344
Power went on and off a couple times, but she's got a battery so that doesn't end her streams anymore.

>>37880402
nice

>>37880283
I appreciate the commitment to a bit

Nice cock, bro.

wife_dm_!

>>37880979

>>37880979
Thanks, I'm still working on stretching my frenulum but so far I'm happy with how my penis looks now

>>37880979
>blacked faggot

>>37880979
thanks, it's only slightly above average but I'm proud of it

>CET schedule
~4/5pm Vienna sub games
6pm Bean
8pm lucy chatting
9pm Saru memes and marbles

off: squ, Olivia, milky, Shondo, Nina, tanya (still on from last night )

>>37882368
Hope Saru blocks the boostfaggotry that you get with marbles.

>>37881616
Normalize penile exercises

>>37882368
>no squ
>no milky
At least there's Lucy

why do you faggots like Squ so much?

>>37883185
she makes my pepe tingle

>>37883185
Shes funny and easy to talk to. Though I don't like her that much anymore ever since she made Saru sad and didn't apologize

https://litter.catbox.moe/lprvv9.mp4

giri graduating from vtubing soon

>>37883185
She seems more real than most. She is great talker, funny and not very serious.

>>37883185
Good design

>>37883318
thank god

>>37883318
seethe

We have Giri antis?

>>37883665
I think they're less Giri-centric and more just "I hate anything remotely related to VShojo" spergs

>>37883318
finally

>>37883740
Giri has collabed with Mel and Zen, she probably doesnt even crack the top 5 for VShojo proximity

>>37883740
So Holo tourists?

>>37883832
spergs aren't particularly known for their brainpower

>>37883840
>>>/vsj/

>>37883740
how is giri related to vshojo

>>37883899
No

>>37883665
No, I just hate everyone who showes themself IRL, if you ever uploaded a pic of yourself, you're not a vtuber.
Giri stopped being one after she revealed her 3DPD.

>>37884129
agree

I keep losing consciousness for a couple minutes at a time. I'm gonna open stream on my phone, plug in some headphones, and have a little lie down.

>>37884129
This, but I'm OK with irl of hands and feet up to elbows and knees

So it's muh immersion faggots

>>37884239
cry about it

>>37884239
the post was literally a new IP with an agreement reply immediately after, it's just a single retard trying to stir shit up

>>37884239
where do you think you are

important question
whenever filian sits down she crosses her legs
does she actually or is it a toggle on the model

>>37883740
>"I hate anything remotely related to VShojo"
huh? when did giri somehow become related to vshojo

>>37884512
the employee is very sensitive about VShitty

>>37884129
>t. arbiter of the vtuber industry

>>37884570
write this post again becasue i have no idea what you're talking about

>>37884590
get some IQ points and read it again then

>>37884590
you're replying to one of the very exact spergs I was talking about

>>37884620
giri is not related to vshitty you dumb fuck, not everything is about that shitty company

>>37884580
Yes

>>37884651
you seem angry

>>37884651
OK holofag

How does one company inspire such seethe?

>>37884700
I don't watch corpos

>>37884129
you forgot your anya image

Will moot rename vt to /influencer/ when the vtuber hype dies down? I don't see it sustaining an entire board for much longer, and people are going to get mad if they can't talk about the same people they used to when they drop vtubing, we already see it happening with people insisting they should be able to talk about aethel, connor and bunny because they used to be vtubers

>>37884616
Or you could write posts like a normal person and not a seething retard
Still no idea how giri is supposed to be related to vshojo

>>37884885
no off topic please

>>37884802
this is lazy bait but people talk about aethel and connor because they're directly tied to other vtuber's contents. discussion of either of them outside of that usually gets nuked
I don't see anyone particularly eager to talk about bunny though

>>37884957
she's not a vtuber anymore so no one talks about her unless they want to trigger layna, same with giri

>>37884930
So you're just seething sperg
I see

>>37885013
get new material anon, you always do this same exact bait at this hour of the day. it's getting stale.

>>37885035
nta

>>37885042
you need to see a psychiatrist buddy, you're seeing things that aren't there

I don't care about vwhorejo, I just hate pink cat.

>>37885165
slow day in hololive global i see

>>37885165
off topic and rent free

>>37884570
>VShitty
>>37884651
>vshitty

I watch Vshojo, please direct thine seethe towards me

I like Zen
Zen good

>>37884465
not a toggle, she actually sits like that.

Silver is my favorite lig+

luv vshojo
luv liggers
luv hololive (COUNCIL ONLY)
luv nijisanji
simple as

Only reason why Giri went into vtubing in the first place was because she was scared of her parents backlash if they were to find out what she does. Why are you surprised she is so keen to IRL stream, post cosplays and travelling photos? Her goal was to become successful streamer, vtubing came second.

>>37885649
ok and this makes you angry becasue?

>>37885727
esl

>>37885742
yeah you are esl
angry one at that

>>37883665
she doxxed chibi during twitchcon

>>37885806
that makes her based tho

>>37885727
Its basicly virtual blackface. Shes perverting an established culture for her own benifit and throwing it away after she's done/bored

>>37885165
But why? Pink cat is good!

>>37885853
>that post
meds holofag
take them

This is what happens when your brain is on /pol/ >>37885853

singing fox

>>37885910
>muh holofags
>muh pol
Is that the best argument you've got for why vtubers should not vtube?

>>37885853
*digital blackfiss
https://youtu.be/Cyq6fTYxztc

>>37885968
nta but there is no need for any argument
i watch whoever i want

>>37886038
I watch asmongold sometimes, I don't talk ab0out him on the vtuber board though.

>>37885968
>if you don't get mad when a vtuber stops using an avatar then you think "vtubers should not vtube"
Brainlet logic...

>>37886080
that's becasue he doesn't have vtuber model

giri has one and i will talk about her when she's streaming regardless if it's with vtuber model or IRL

>>37885933
at this point I'm convinced it's some schizo replying to himself pretending to have an argument because he was bored

Giri live
https://www.twitch.tv/onigirien

>>37886108
See that's the problem, people think that if someone used a model at some point in the past they are a vtuber indefinitely

>>37879071
It was okay, it was mostly talk about WH40k lore and Games Workshop hate with the boys with Sigrid dropping a bit of sex talk here and there.

>>37886108
Good thinking anon, I will now spam the threads whenever my oshi Pokimane goes live since she used a model few times

you know those bots which post LIVE NOW BTW on twitter discord etc
how much do you think strimmers would pay for my /lig/ger integration?

>>37886236
nobody thinks this way unless they're trying to be a shitter, Giri is a vtuber because the vast majority of her content is vtubing

It's almost like it's the mod's fault for not making a letsplay/streamer board despite /v/ needing one for years but instantly bending the knee when /jp/ wants to watch some larping anime girls

>>37886370
they can just tell some discord loser to do it, why would they pay you to advertise a link to 50 people?

>>37886288
I know you wont actualy do it because you dont watch poki you sperg


Btw Giri live

If a streamer has ever shown their skin then they aren't a Vtuber anymore

If a streamer has ever had sex they aren't a vtuber anymore.

If I don't like a streamer they aren't a Vtuber anymore

Is there a worse way than to introduce a streamer as comfy?

>>37886723
"based"

>>37886723
sex

if a streamer makes an alt account to escape the crushing pressures of their main they aren't a vtuber anymore.

>>37886835
Do you think her ears are soft to the dick?

>>37886226
Just dropped in and more Irl collabs with DM were mentioned

I take bait on purpose.

>>37887180
by who?

I bait femanons with my gigantic cock and they always bite

>>37887303
having your cock bitten sounds both painful and hot

>>37886916
Bat leather is pretty soft, flay the bat and make an onahole

>>37886226
Is anything happening today or is it another 30 hours of roll up?

https://files.catbox.moe/ew5ghh.mp4

>>37887303
>femanons

>>37884580
He's not
I am
I am judgment

>>37887303
Hot
I love when tall/hung guys faceroll through life, the discrepancy and unfairness is arousing to me

Sindy schedule

>>37887223
Onibro in chat

>>37887369
Random Grimmi bits are the best part of my tiktok scroll

>>37886835
She probably just don't want to risk any strikes on her main channel by bringing viewers into the mix.

>>37887523
that devil? me.

>check in on rainhoe stream
>she is gushing over rpr
I shouldn't have wasted this precious minute on her

>>37887720
What a slut

what the fuck is a rpr?

>>37887889
raper

>>37887889
raper

>>37887720
so are they openly dating now?

>>37887921
You stream long enough you get a state mandated vtuber gf

>>37887979
Ironmouse was onto something...

>>37887720
OMG HE'S GURA

>>37887921
>>37887979
What's important is that everyone is having sex but me
If that changes the universe is drastically out of balance

>>37888092
I'm not having sex either anon

why is the thread so awful on Sundays?

>>37888199
Have sex NOW!

>>37888209
vshojocucks

>>37888209
wagie regret

>>37888243
No
>>37888209
Baitfaggots and tourists

>>37888247
Vei is on but that's a double edged sword over in /vsj/

>>37888209
I usually don't agree but yeah this and the previous thread were actually awful
saying tourists is too easy an answer so I'll just assume our residents just got bored

>>37888209
SEA monkies have a day off and dont have to collect palm oil

>>37888326
Tib was the firewall holding the schizos at bay

>>37888355
>monkies
Nice try SEAbitch

>>37888435
Back to plantation Galamgalur

I’m working on a gift for vienna, a MtGMV (Magic the Gathering Music Video) featuring the cards I’d buy for her if we were dating. Right now I have included pot of greed and blue eyes white dragon, are there any other cards that she would like?

>>37888541
>Galamgalur
He even speaks in their tongue!

>>37888209
I think >>37888261 is mostly right, but *dread. I can't think of any other reason it would be so consistently bad on Sunday.

>>37888600
at least try

Kitanya just fucking died

>>37888800
power out?

>>37888369

>>37888853
False alarm, she went somewhere

what's the website that shows what people watched on twitch, I want to check up on my oshi

>>37888936
stalker

>>37888936
serach

>>37888947

>>37888991

>>37888947
Yeah and?

>>37888991
sex

>>37889038
I'm glad twitch is tightnening the noose on their API

>>37888991
I've been meaning to ask, what's with the corn? I mean, I think corn is great but euros usually see it with disgust.

>>37889097
Sorry but I dont need twitch to stalk my oshi

>>37889097
I wish they'd hurry up and actually do it. How long since they announced?

>>37889097
I wish my oshi would tighten my noose

>>37889142
a few months ago I think, it will be restricted in january

>>37889097
>he thinks I dont already know everything about my oshi's life
Not sharing my irl folder tho
She's mine not yours

womp womp

>>37889174
Ah, never heard there was a timeline in place.

>>37889289
The actual timeline is probably just "when a twitch employee gets around to it"

>>37889272
mm, indeed
womp womp

>>37889289
twitchdatabase has a warning about it

>>37889319
They just need time to download everything on female streamers and gather dirt on male streamers

>>37889097
>he thinks actual stalkers use twitch to stalk streamers
retard

>>37889272
best post all day

>>37889458
>he doesn't know

is she right?

>>37889514
But I do know you're a retard tho

>>37889560
yeah

>>37889560
go back

>>37889560
Ask in /wvt/ because I dont know who that is

>>37889564
>random autistic hostility

>>37889560
juniper really drove the whores (derogatory) into a frenzy

>>37889560
>worked hard to make content like anyone else, but it's not the "right" content
bruh, if you're gonna be a lewdtuber, commit to it
you're gonna be a lewdtuber, go all in on the jokes, lose your shame, don't be a fucking prude

>>37889560
Thanks Twitter Inc

>>37889560
All of this is part of being a content creator

>>37889458
who cares? armchair stalkers won't be able to monitor their oshi's viewing and that's good

>>37889560
>Twitter for Android
Nothing's more disgusting than being an Android user

>>37889680
Hi Californian

>>37889560
Literally what any content creator deals with, not something particular to a "lewdtuber".
>bro, you're a youtuber? criiiiiiiiiinge
>bro, you're like famous, right? come on, use your fame, come on, come on
>why do you do this boring shit? it's not what I like, do what I like!

>>37889723
what

>>37889680
With an Android, you can be anything you want

Love my fox wife

>>37889889
more like sex wife

I have had a small nap. My oshi has gotten one (1) kill. When I awoke she cursed sharks and the rotten island she was on. I have a general idea of what happened while I was napping.

>>37889957
really bold of your oshi to make an impromptu 72 hour stream

>>37889889
I wonder, how many years/decades ago exactly did the bodysuit cameltoe thing start? First time I became aware of it was in the Kawakami Minoru novels.

>>37889670
No idea how knowing what vtubers watch on their accounts is bad but Im sure you can explain

>>37890029
why should you be privy to that?

>>37890095
Write that post again but this time in english, ESL.

>>37890112
read a book

>>37889889
She needs breeding
And by breeding I mean monster on female

>>37889997
Probably the 80s

>>37890133
>esl schizo has no arguments
As expected
Still waiting why knowing what vtubers watch on twitch is bad

anyone know if alfhilde is streaming today?

>>37890112

>>37890112
NTA but are you retarded?

>>37890147
did anny ever do a hentai tier list? i bet she'd be into that

>>37890112
>ESL

>>37890337
doubt it, Anny reeks of being extremely vanilla

>>37890391
I'm pretty convinced a lot of "lewdtubers" wouldn't even be able to do a hentai tier list. They're just pretenders.

>>37890341
>>37890296
samefag

>lewdtuber is when you watch hentai

>>37890430

>>37889560
>create shitty content
>attract shitty people
oh nyoooo