/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vored by Gura!

I love my wife so much!!

Gura collab cancelled
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1596691652265246721?t=SEvsPlbhm0DO3q1lG8jRag&s=19

https://youtu.be/_psr3PUPLhY
Shrimps are not for eating... they're for...

https://files.catbox.moe/l5oxts.jpg

>>37855612
i really wanna sniff gura

Sex with a fembud.

>>37855520

>>37855518
Is there any reason to believe the cancelled collab was a Gura collab?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Tomorrow for sure, right lads?

I'm depressed over how much better my life will be once she streams again.

>>37855612
Sex with shark child

>>37855900
>still trying

>>37856264
You're right, she's never streaming again

>>37856264
?

counterside is good friends

>>37856106
The light of my life.

>>37856483
I don't like the character designs and frankly any gacha game that isn't getting flooded with fanart every day isn't worth playing.

Any Anime suggestions buds? The last few i've started because of this thread were all pretty good

I want IRyS 2.0 to whisper lewd nothings into Goowa's ear as she fingerbangs her.

>>37856483
Yeah the game is alright. Became a chore to play after two months though

>>37856106
I'm just gonna watch ghost chumbie for now. When gura decides to remember she loves her fans I'll come back to drop a supa where I apologize for cheating on her with a gangbanged gun-nut.

My thread was first by 5 seconds...

>>37855520
and that's all it took to give me a boner. What are us shrimps for Gura? I have to know!

>>37856922
Your OP pic was depressing so I chose this one instead.

>>37855612
ARRRG SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE JELLYBEAN. HRRRRRNNNGG

Gurass

>>37856838
i liked her airsoft disassembly streams. But owned by kikes now so no thanks israel.

>>37856838
welcome boo bro grab yourself a glass of piss

>>37856838
If you actually watched her you'd know she isn't streaming either this weekend

>>37856959
She's going to show us once the asmr love nest is ready.

>>37856773
denpa onna to seishun otoko
how did oreimo go gura

>>37857126
smell check

Also any sinbuds post the recording yet or are they all incarcerated

>>37857313
Thanksgiving and the resultant 24 hour coma means I got a couple streams of heresy to still watch ;^)

Seeing it's pretty much winter up there in the northern hemisphere, has there been any fan art yet of Gura is really really tight fitting formfitting knitted sweaters or other cute winter fashions?

>>37857544(me)
>her's
Fucking phoneposting.

>>37857439
Stop pretending im Gura and I posted about oreimo in the last thread

>>37857764
I was too banned to congratulate you on finishing incest lite, gura. The one I recced also features incest!

>>37857832(the guy who spotted gura, yeah me)
>>37857764
glad you're back gura

>>37857429
she's gonna give us a lot of binaural ear nibbling, mouth cupping, tongue flutters and tongue clicks.
Oh and I finally figured out what she was using for the Ear massages, I couldn't figure it out, because she'd put the stuff on the ears, and then bite it, so whatever lotion it was, it was edible. FUCKING COCONUT OIL. How fucking long did it take me to figure that out? Now we know what her ASMR would have smelled like.

>>37856773
Bocchi is good if you haven't already picked it up
Barakamon is peak comfy
>>37857638
It is going to be an extremely cold winter here I predict, so hopefully we get some comfy sweater Gura

>>37858005
gura's oily asmr shits

>>37855222
Where is this from?

If Goob's return stream doesn't open on a shot of her shoving her 3D ass into the camera as an apology I'm gonna write an angry letter.

>>37857764
Hey gura I sent a report to cover about you just a heads up you are in for HELL if you make it out of this ok after what I did and you start stream and communicating normally, I will cut it out.

>>37858055
>Bocchi is good
Already watching it and really enjoying it

>>37858104
Some anon got it out of the gacha files. Here's the other one.

>>37856773
Comic Girls
Machikado Mazoku
Wataten
Gochiusa
I hope these have already been watched, if not, watch them now

>>37858137
You're lying but more people should honestly do this, pressure from her manager will make it harder for her to want to stream and she'll finally graduate and be free to do whatever she wants instead of having to pander to us. She joined Hololive to make friends and she has them now so we're not useful to her anymore.

For some reason co-workers keep confiding in me and telling me about their problems, often very personal ones. This has been a problem a lot of my life.
My standoffish nature seems to draw them in more.

baba wagou pénis fesse mange un caca mou

>>37856773
Slow Start. I expected CGDCT and that's what I got, and I thought i'd be into the loli, Kamuri, but turns out Eiko with her high level yuri flirting is the most compelling character in the show. That episode where she stays overnight at the teachers place, was fucking Chef's kiss. I really liked Slow Start and it makes me want to investigate Yuri further. I need some Yuri anime with some real high level intelligent flirting, rather than typical romance where the two main characters misunderstand each other for 26 episodes.

Anyone who thinks a report along the lines of "I WANT GURA TO STREAM MOAR!!!!" wouldn't get thrown out instantly and get your identity blacklisted is a schizo

>>37858371
It's because they trust you to keep a secret.

>>37858430
LARP more

>>37858430
if this is you shilling your boyfriend again fagnon we dont want to hear it

Why hasn't someone made an AI that can read keyboard strokes and figured out what she's typing yet?

>>37858534
I love gura more then any of you but Nope it has nothing to do with that.

>>37858204
Did this anon happen to figure out when it's gonna drop?

>>37858641
by all means try to blend in more catalogue shitter or better yet find a job so you can member for what you claim

>>37858204
What's the game name I forgor

I wonder when this guy will stop larping in this split about his "career ending" info on Gura.
>I love Gura
[x] doubt

>>37858005
I look forward to her getting really into it and giving herself a nipple erection.

>>37858806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_psr3PUPLhY

>>37858915
The larper enjoys talking to himself, its all he has

>>37858915
When /vt/ finally gets a janny who will actually enforce /vt/s rules, in this case rule 3 where you aren't allowed to harass vtubers.

>>37858915
Unlike that larper, I have ACTUAL career ending info on Gura actually.
She will be graduating in order to marry me and have sex with me all day and all night

>>37859018
I mean they might as well just delete the board if they want to enforce that rule

>>37859051
I have life ending info for all of you this was my post

>>37858915
He's gotten so delusional he thinks anyone here would believe he has real life recordings of her. It's been like a real life comedy watching him get more and more schizo

>>37859158
He said recordings but not if they were of gura.

>>37858915
Reminds of the time when anons were reporting Gura's blue archive cover. They called themselves chumbies but somehow I doubted that.

>>37859320
I missed that one. Why were they reporting gura's blue archive cover for?

>>37859421
they were losing their shit over it not being a disclosed ad or something like that.

>>37859421
It didn't have a sponsor disclosure or whatever so the chumbies tried to get her video taken down.

>>37858408
Just don't be a sperg about it and word it carefully.

>>37859553
The only way to "word it" would be to hold down the backspace key until the page is blank

>>37859510
Not the chumbies the catalouge shitters who keep trying to convince everyone theyre of whatever fanbase while instigating drama

Diary of our Days in the Breakwater- Girls doing fishing is good.
A Place Further Than the Universe- Girls trying to make a trip to Antarctica.
Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru- crazy maid with elementary schooler.

Of the recent ones that Gura might like: Do It Yourself! (Girls doing DIY), 4-nin wa Sorezore Uso wo Tsuku (Comedy about 3 girls [Psychic, Ninja, Alien} and one girl that's actually a boy. I think this one is a little underrated by most this season), and Ursei Yatsura (2022).

I like Akiba Maid Sensou but I'm pretty sure Gura wouldn't like that since it's violent. It's basically Yakuza but with maids. She might also like Reincarnated as a Sword for the cute black cat girl but that's also violent as well compared to what she usually watches given the few anime she liked and shared with us.

momentary respite

Nekonote needs to hurry up and make that Korone and Gura set already.

>>37856773
How about anne happy? That show was a solid 7.

>>37859887
She used to be obsessed with SAO so it's not like she hates violence

>>37860127
SAO was pretty decent, Kirito getting shanked in a parking lot was brilliant.

i gave the ghost cunny a shot. she has some of her mannerisms down but she's by far a substitute. she doesn't have a voice that makes me UOH like gura or rindo either. she's a better entertainer than most EN girls though so i'll add her to my roster. also i saw her in pippa's chat. pippa gave her mod status

>>37859895
yeah, the thread quality will likely plummet back down again pretty soon here...
Get your Goobers out while you still can!

>>37858465
I always knew.
I think I'm at the perfect level of caring about people's problems. I'll listen to everything they have to let loose and give a couple cents on what my opinion is on the whole situation and forget about it.
I've had someone tell me she likes me because I don't "spread rumors" for some reason.
Dammit am I empathetic or not?

>>37859887
these are all good. Some oldies:
Ichigo Mashimaro - Lolis hang out and be little brats
Mistuboshi Colors - Lolis hang out and be little brats
Kiniro Mosaic - Lolis hang out and... you get the idea
Shachiku-san wa Youjo Yuurei ni Iyasaretai - Ghost Lolis
Onipan! - Oni Lolis plus with really young voice actors that sound amateur as hell, but also very cute, reminds me of gura
Kuma Miko - I thinkk Gura mentioned this one? A girl and a bear, and you just know...
Slow Start - Favorite thing I'm watching right now

>>37859615
They have every right to voice their complaints that way and it's none of your business. What I agree with is that if they do go that route, they should try be as mature about it as possible.

>>37860436
>They have every right to voice their complaints that way and it's none of your business
I mean if they wanna get laughed for being retarded then they can do so. I also have the right to call anyone who thinks this is a worthwhile idea a fucking retard, because that's what they are.

>>37860436
There is no way to beg for more streams maturely.

>>37860416
The ending for the kuma miko adaptation was fucked.

>>37860577
how?

>>37860632
Haven't watched it since it aired but doesn't the bear just groom her into staying home instead of heading out for the city or some shit?

>>37860821
Based bear. T o T

>>37860436
if its noones business why are they posting it on every thread? Try harder or go back to your home site retard, its pathetic

>>37860632
I crack up every time I hear the
>I just spilled my coca cola

>>37859510
I would hope it was not her fan base trying to get it removed because if that is the case that is a really shitty fan base, I don't think any fans of gura would pull that or I would like to think so anyway.

I still can't organize my Gura images to make a Gura folder.
There's so many images and I can only go by feel when searching for a image I want.
I swear I'll organize my shit this weekend.

>>37861139
You are a retard if you think those are chumbuds

>>37861139
There are quite a few schizos on this board that genuinely hate her (and chumbuds) and they'll use whatever they can to shit on her or the thread.
They never got anything rolling so it doesn't matter anyways.

>>37861200
I just organized it with three folders. Nsfw, cunny, and emotes

Gura hasnt streamed in so long shes not at the top of my youtube sub list anymore....

>>37861200
I always give up because there are so many images the thumbnails start freaking out and refuse to lead

>>37861325
those schizos all larp as respective fanbases just to stir shit they're not chumbuds just ego driven idiots. They went around posting how they "mindbroke" the fucking takos when that happened naturally. Retards going around on a power trip that isnt even theirs

>>37860384
My dad tells me things specifically cause he knows I don't say shit lmao.

>>37861139
There is one "chumbud" who seethed extremely hard about gachas and shills and a lot of other things, but I think everyone has learned that it's just a dramafag.

god why is gura so fucking hot

>>37861566
I hate gacha and shill shit and hate even more that she always does it when she comes back from a break so she doesnt have to address her break at all.
but i still watch them

>>37861566
Ah, that would explain the disproportionately aggressive response I got when I posted a screenshot
I'm still playing the gacha now

I am the only chumbud. I am everyone in this thread.

>>37861903
Because this anon is me and I am him that means we share a stuck in wall, public use fetish. T u T

Are we gonna make it?

>>37861972
Yes

>>37861981
survival of the cumfest anon and I will prevail

>>37861981
Yes

I have a canker sore, damn bananas do it to me every time let's go!

>>37861981
Of course

>>37861981
Yes

>>37862197
Subtlety goom poster oh how Ive missed you

>>37861638
she's a child

>>37861981
The longer of waiting, the longer my feeling of missing her growth. I think I can never escape from this predator...

>>37862197

>>37862355
must

so... nobody has recorded the panel? i saw some people saying it was good o twitter but i couldn't find any videos

>>37861798
The Hololive guild was full, but I demolished their members in the pvp bronze ranks, I declare myself the champion of Chumbud Operation: Lifelong Contract Gura and Dip.

damn brat is training me to spurt on the ceiling again isn't she? you can't edge me forever gura

>>37862484
all executed anon, pray for their souls

>>37862125
FUCK now that I've brought it up I can't stop playing with it.

>>37862509
The guild search system kinda sucks, but I managed to find an aptly-named one. Not many guildmates though.

>>37862104
>>37862118
>>37862136
>>37862223
>>37862380
Ok...I believe you. As I believe in Goob.

>>37862517
We're cumbuds, not bluballs, she will not disappoint us.

>>37861092
same desu

>>37855518
I was right, there really will be no more gura streams this year. Her computer and phone and tablet are so broken that any replacement she gets will also just break, spontaneously, like some kind of singularity that prevents her from even tweeting or sending a handwritten letter (she can't read anyway) to Fauna to tell her to tweet that gura is good.

I bet she also got ass fungus and a hernia and hemorrhoids like that manga where the MC had hermorhoids and so did all the girls and they got laid on that basis and also she's in jail for disorderly behavior. Because of course she must be!

>>37861092
>>37862917
That and this infamous moment.
https://youtu.be/aa--xAGUj1c
Why is this so cute?

>>37861489
It's funny, I was just looking through this guy's art and was thinking he would make a really good Gura, turns out he already had. But I'd love for him to draw some of the same stuff he does to his wolf lolis with Gura
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102241534

I will breed Gura.

>>37863238
I think it's the tone of her voice and the funny noise she makes. She has so many good noises

>>37863343
No you wont but I guras real boyfriend will

>>37862731
My guild seems pretty dead, I'm the only one who did anything in the co-op battle.

>>37863396
I posted this. Just to be clear

Remember when Gura admitted she used to dip her goldfish in her already pre-chewed goldfish she kept on her tongue? I still can't comprehend this behavior.

>>37863545
she's autistic anon

>>37863238

You don't deserve this (You), tryhardchama.

>>37863545
Would you eat Gura's goldfish dip?

>>37863343
>>37863396
In 3 years' time I will have a workable system for cloning Gura's eggs and raising them in an artificial womb with chumbud fertilization. She will only have to undergo a single simple operation to extract one of her ovulations. Therefore, all chumbuds will be able to breed Gura but only I will do it the old fashioend way.

>>37863396
Yeah me

Eat shit ego warriors see how easy it is to deflect your nonsense

>>37863453
Same desu

>>37863545
I used to do this......

>>37863768
leggo my ego

This is my wife.

>>37863654
>Would I eat something that was inside Gura's mouth and is covered in her saliva and DNA
Do you really have to ask???

>>37863848
Anon... that's a child..

>>37863815
pego my stego (gura)

>>37863545
I don't understand it, but she can put pre-chewed goldfish on my cock if she wants.
And wait just a moment, she shit talks pumpkin pie for being pre-chewed and yet literally eats pre-chewed goldfish. Gura...

Someone should make shrimp shaped vibrators.

Pecan Pie chads WW@

>>37863958
Gura called Pumpkin Pie bad for being baby food texture.
Gura has also admitted to eating and enjoying baby food AS AN ADULT

>>37864005
I've posted this image before.

>>37864005
Fembud I'll get on it.

>>37864009
Apple pie is the superior pie by all measures

>>37864009
Right here, friend. Pecan pie is the only part of the holidays that I still enjoy.

>>37864051
I've eaten banana baby food. It's whatever. I like carrot.

>>37864051
She is absolutely being tsundere to pander to me specifically, she knows I love tsunderes and teases my cock as often as she can.

Remeber when Gumbi did the stupid?

>>37864271
nyo what happen

>>37864009
I finally learned to make pecan pie myself and the ingredients made me slightly embarrassed.

>>37864304
oh wait that was Moom nevermind
https://youtu.be/ZKN4N7ED3X8

>>37864432
Why?

I think Gura

>>37864563
is my real girlfriend

>>37864539
kek I forgot
that absolute despair...

>>37864551
Cuz it's syrup and sugar.

>>37864593
What is this? A Gura for ants?

>>37864009
I literally work in a a pie making factory that makes pies.
I work in the shipping department fucking around on my forklifts while watching streams often, though.

>>37864563
>>37864593
I made this post several times across previous threads.

>>37864563
should marry me? Yeah I agree

>>37864637
Yeah. Delicious.

>>37864654
no just the rest of the gura is for my eyes only

>>37864563
Smells. lol

>>37864009
I like most pies, but pecan is definitely my favorite, during this time of year at least.

I (not you) am going to kiss Gura on the lips

>>37865028
I'll kiss her other lips

>>37865028
>Kissing Gura's pink, slimy, bald, puffy, pee scented lips

>>37865028
I'm kissing her right on the cunny

hahahhaa look at these loser chumkeks with no streams and no outfit, new irys has already streamed more than

>>37865028
Yeah. Me.

Daki soon. Remember to buy two so you can cut a hole for an onahole in one of them.

>>37864539
another one of my favorite moments from that stream is when the three baby dodos just fucking keel over right after they finish naming them.
https://youtu.be/ZKN4N7ED3X8?t=10903

>>37865028
stop larping as me thats not what Ill do, I will however kiss her mouth, the lips of her puffy cunny, and her plush pink bunhole like a french
pâtissier

>>37865028
No me

>>37865402
>soon
I really hope so. I wonder if she'll choose to do another limited signed version

Marine is fucking both Gura and Shion now
And you can't do anything about it

>>37865490
That's where you're wrong, I can jerk off about it

>>37865416
NOOOOOO

>>37865490
Wow, that's awful. It would be even worse if someone where to post video evidence.

>>37865490
I can't even watch...?

>>37865028
I think Gura should kiss us under the mistletoe and then move the mistletoe to her cunny and ask for another.

>>37865490
They would not do that without including us, do not disparage them like that.

>>37865569
cuckbud...

>>37865651
It doesn't count if it's another girl. You know this.

Seems fine

>>37865416
eeeeeeeeeeeee LOVE

We endured the antis, so I think we deserve a reward, such as naizuri asmr. I'm sure Gura agrees.

>>37865737
Yeah its good now, but gura if you are being finger banged by the lolibaba how dare you not invite me

It is unsettlingly normal in here...
Especially at this hour...

>>37865807
Bratty succubus or princess asmr. GURA IM BEGGING YOU

>>37865829
We could kiss or something
Y'know if you want..

>>37865829
Teamates are busy dealing with numberfags and IRyStocrats shitting on Ame for overlapping IRyS.

>>37865829
Those of us who are slumped over and waiting to die are out of energy and just hoping for shark delivery. Alot of the actual shit stirrers are seething over how well IRyS did. Give it a little bit, they'll be back.

>>37865829
I'm savoring this momentary peace

>>37865829
shitposters btfoed by gura kisses

>>37865490
why would marine be in the states?

>>37865834
There's no way she doesn't share an orgasm with us after hearing chumbuds chanting to Fansa, she must be dripping wet thinking about the next members stream.

>>37865934
To rape Gura, why else?

>>37865934
to fuck Gura

>>37865829
Dont jinxed it

>>37865887
lol wouldn't it be funny if someone drew two chumbies making out like they did with the Investigators haha

Is the thread finally comfy?

>>37865934
to get impregnated by overseas sexy chumbies.

>>37865957
Is there video of Gura singing to the crowd? She must have been dripping wet watching Chumbies gosling over her.

>>37866005
Yeah for a while, savor this moment

She's transcended past being a vtuber! She's a vtuber concept now!

>>37866005
Yes for now

>>37866050
I'm sure she's shy, but frankly it's just a normal reverse harem situation and she should accept the pleasure. I have not seen any video posted yet, only a synopsis.

>>37865829
Now you understand that 75% of those "chumbuds" were just dramafags

Look at this ghost I found. Isn't she cute?

Graduation announcement soon?

>>37865829
The Euros living off the dole finally went to sleep, now cumbuds rule this thread.

>>37866230
anon... thats my cum

>>37866259
Yeah.
From her virginity.
Because of my penis.
I'll post it on twitter later after we're done.

What do you guys think of this color combo? Does it do Gura justice?
Yellow is my fist choice but Gura has me considering this...

>>37866259
Please no... That might actually be my worst nightmare...

>>37866259
2 more weeks

It was hot when Gura said she was all sticky right after probably reading my post about gooming from her screams during Madison.

>>37866259
it'll be an unarchived guerrilla

do you have a gf?
>i-im dating g-goomba
fuck off

>>37866505
my post I cant believe she wants me to breed her this little hush hussy

>>37866530
It's alright, but it needs a small amount of red.

>>37866191
I just don't get the appeal of drama. I prefer staying comfy

>>37866626
No. Gura is my real girlfriend. We're in love.

The retards are back and trying to blend in with gura pics pathetic attempt, plus you drama niggers got baited kek

>>37866626
No, do you?

>>37866626
No I have a wife, her name is Gura.

>>37866626
There's no need to be jealous. I'm sure you'll find your own Gura someday...
maybe...

>>37866259
I'm so proud of her

>>37865829
There you go, they're back to talk about their wheelchaired oshi and reply to themselves with a kek for the next twenty hours or so. At least we got to talk about pie for a few posts.

>>37866908
Hope she's ready for high school

>>37866761
yes

>>37866916
got to? No pie talks still on and gura herslef likes pumpkin pie

>>37866953
I won't allow it

I really think Gura should use her tongue on us and show us what she can do, I heard she is quite dexterous and can tie cherry stems into knots. I'd like to give her my knot.

Cheesecake is a pie. Fight me.

>>37867051
It is though? Pie crust and everything

>2020 screenshot
Goober isn't my oshi but I like that despite all the ups and downs the past couple years she's been a constant, and I'm pretty thankful for that

>>37867051
Cheesecake Factory was okay but not amazing.

>>37866259
>>37866505
>>37866626
I love that he got offended by the fact that the first reply to his bait was a joke not taking him seriously

>>37867110
The amount of calories in their food is truly terrifying. Some of their meals are literally above the daily caloric intake recommendation

>>37866657
How about brake calipers and engine air intake in red?

>>37867051
elaborate

>>37867170
That orange chicken be fire tho

Forgot to mention in anime recommendations that Gura might like, Akebi's Sailor Uniform. Mostly for the cheerful attitude of the main girl and lots of feet being shown. I'm pretty sure this was mentioned to her in one of the streams but I'm not a guy that can remember the superchat portions of a stream since they kind of blend together for me. I'll remember something that will happen during the game portions but not when it's only superchat reading. Probably because of the same background.

>>37867226
That could work.

>>37867123
anon they have to lie to themselves daily to think their bait is affecting people seriously. Its no wonder threadshitters dont have humor. Also the middle post was mine and gura is my beautiful girlfriend bouncing on my cock

>>37866916
Ok well then I might as well go to bed while leaving this thread on a relative high note.
Goodnight, buds. I'll see you when I see you.

>>37867243
Never had that. Usually go for the honey-truffle chicken which is also fire.
I try not to eat there very often though, because of how unhealthy it is

>>37867236
It's got a crust. What cake has crust?

>>37867315
I hardly eat out. Trying to cut. And I'm poor.

Gura funeral arrangements soon?

>>37867316
Perhaps you have a point there.

>>37867516
Her body isn't recoverable.

>>37867629
I'm going in

I don't mean to alarm you guys, but on Dec 1st NNN is over and Gura is probably going to cybersex us to celebrate.

>>37867811
CHUMBIE NO

>>37867879
imagine the flood

>>37867051
>Cheesecake is a pie.
Obviously. Fishcakes, pancakes, teacakes etc. all contain the word 'cake' but, like cheesecake, aren't cakes.

>>37867811

It's been great lately! I never did like stinky shork streams!

>>37867246
>anime recommendations that Gura might like
she doesn't fucking like anime nigger, i cant stand people who seem to think everyone can like anime if they just watch the right one, but some people, gura included, just don't enjoy anime period

>>37868288
You don't really know what she does and does not enjoy since she does not really tell us to start with and what she does tell us she ends up flip flopping on.

>>37868182
LMAO

>>37868335
i know she doesnt enjoy anime

>>37868288
Perhaps she would like something episodic similar to western cartoons.

>>37868288
>Gura has expressed that she really likes some anime shows before
>Gura has even watched anime with members and liked it
>Gura has never said she hates anime before
Conclusion: Gura hates anime. Your logic is impeccable

>>37868288
Slice of life dumbass.

>>37867879
>[KU100 RP] What's in Your Pants Oni-tan?
it's happening bros
>>37868182
kek

>>37868436
glad you agree

>>37868182
Not funny or even Scientifically accurate in the slightest.

i wanna hug gura

>>37868558
You're just mad your dick isn't in a singularity with Gura.

>>37868558
jealous?

>>37868674
same. press mosquito bites to your chest.

gurass

>>37868460
She's going to accidentally knee us in the groin, then offer to kiss it better.

>>37868688
>>37868698
1. I have an education in the background of Physics so you are pretending to know what this means to someone who understands. Get a grip. Why would I be jealous of an impossible occurrence and a diagram that makes not even the slightest amount of sense.

>>37869083
I recommend getting in education in the background of humor next bucko

>>37869127
Humor is something that can't be learned or studied, it's something we naturally have or do not have, that is why even with your "education in the background of humor" you brag about, you can't make yourself funnier than you already are, which isn't much even now, fucko.

>>37869240
Why is this guy here in a thread about an autistic shark who has the sense of humor of a 3 year old

>>37869083
Don't worry anon. I think you are pretty funny.

>anon never uploaded the panel
it's over

Does Shouu take commissions for Gura lewds?

I love that >we're arguing about the plausibility of an infinity penis

>>37869330
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gura's humor. Her humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 'meme culture' so to speak, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Gura's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Takaaki Yoshimoto's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Gura truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Gura's existential catchphrase "A" which itself is a cryptic reference to Kawakami 's deeply unsettling 'Heaven'. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gura's genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>>37869622

She needs these long breaks because she's afraid that her Gura voice will become her default voice.

>>37869741
SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP SAYING HER VOICE ISNT HER REAL VOICE IT IS HER REAL VOICE SHUT THE HECK UP

I still don't forgive Sonic OR Sega.

>>37869966
waltuh

>>37869966
Why does Ina have fat fucking tits?

I'm Gura

>>37869966
you're goddamn right

>>37870068
where are the streams you damn brat

>>37870068
If you don't stream on Monday I'm going to spank you repeatedly

>>37870068
why do you hate your fans

>>37870068

>>37870068
prove you're gura, post something dumb on twitter that still explains nothing

>>37869966
The only male collab I'd accept

>>37870068
I'm gonna fuck you.

>>37870068
Where is the ASMR FRAME????????????????

>>37870181

>>37870298
gura its still up my bum, get it out

>>37870298
Now I need to see her little hands mashing the bag again...

>>37870372
What in God's name is a bum?

>>37870423
guraa finger trap

>>37870423
A homeless person

>>37870252
She has just the right amount of pudge on her sides.

>>37870404

>>37870526
You have too much pudge on your sides.

>>37870598
Just what Gura likes

>>37870586
Thank you...
Fuck...

In celebration of Gura's performance I will goom tonight.

>>37870298

>>37870831
it'll be ok gosling poster we can probably coax another handcam stream out of her when she comes back

>>37870286
Oh, so that's how she's been feeling lately.

>>37870286
wtf this

>>37870252
Thick meaty curvy lolis are the best. T u T

>>37870598
I got that natural mesomorph body. And I'll get that muscle I've been lazy about keeping back enough easy.

>>37871104
Gura has a mesu-morph body

>>37869775
it’s impossible to go from a deeper voice to a higher voice naturally

>>37871563
What???

oh boy the voice schizo is back

I fear for Gura. If this menhera gets one look at our cute oshi IRL we're in trouble.

>>37871563
>Muse's lead singer exists.

>>37871622
At this point if Gura is in Japan, Matsuri can fondle her all she wants. The alternative is her not being in Japan and having her come back only to leave again and i'm not gonna make it if that's the case.

>>37871622
Luna will protect gub

>>37871622
Don't worry. I will sacrifice myself for the greater good and satisfy her sexual urges.

>>37871710
If that happens I'm honestly considering joining dwarf fortress schizo and try to play that gane to distract myself.

>>37871608
I was a gura voice schizo and I do think some of the girls do put on voices. Like Mori obviously puts on her teacher voice, Bae does a voice and I think Fauna does a voice. Any change in how Gura sounds is just her mic and audio settings.
That said HER did put on a voice

My sharkwife can't possibly be this cute

need child pussy...

>>37871894
She looks so correctable. ToT

>>37871837
Ame and Gura 'put on' a voice close to their own. It's similar to how a person pitches their voice up just a bit when speaking to strangers or on the phone.

>>37871710
matsuri is not touching gowmbus however she can trib herself on the holo window

I never really got the "this is her real voice" bullshit.
I've heard her voice speaking in many different ways over the years. She's talked in in many different ways depending on how she's feeling.
It's all still her voice.

>>37871965
yeah, ame puts on a voice. I think Gura spends most of her time in her normal speaking voice. I also think that unfortunately for Kiara, she spends most of her time in her normal speaking voice and she just sounds like a fucking chicken
>>37871991
some of the girls are obvious, see mori, when they are doing an acting voice and Gura probably has switched mics before.

>>37872041
night bud

>>37872041
shark dreams

>>37872041
Oyashark
I'll be with you in a few hours.

>>37872095
I would imagine that when you intentionally speak a certain way all the time it just becomes second nature at some point.

>>37871921
The chicken voice is fortunately not her real voice.

I went to drink and iam bnack, is there anything new in gura today?

>>37872264
>is there anything new in gura today
yeah, me

>>37872264
My penis.

>>37872264
She smelled good today

>>37872239
having seen some illegal things, chicken sounds annoying.

>>37872264
Nothing, drunkbud. Go to sleep.

Has anyone posted a recording of the panel?

>>37871991
>I've heard her voice speaking in many different ways over the years. She's talked in in many different ways depending on how she's feeling.
It's all still her voice.

True, hearing her old old voice Gura’s voice is pretty much just a modified happy customer service voice with Gura’s VA technique applied to make it unique.

The voice discussion is always a good reminder of how many actual social autists there are in this general

>No delivery
>No communication
>Shill spam

>>37872451
Better than the anti discussions at least.

What are you guys doing? I'm watching Godzillia clips on Youtube while trying to progress in Elden Ring.

>>37872127

Saw her live yesterday and I'm still thinking about the whole thing. It's definitely a memory I'll treasure forever. She sang Fansa right at the start, and being part of a crowd that gets to do calls live was fucking splendid. Especially the L-O-V-E part. She killed all her songs. Stay with me and Reflect (she even fucking did the 'amogus' part but the crowd was cheering and drowned it out partially) were all great.

>>37872645
Watching the new Bocchi episode before deciding what show to start next

>>37872645
Looking at loli lewds and playing Elden Ring as well. On ng+ trying to get one of every item in the game, because why not.

>>37872645
Watching Anya

>>37872713
aye bud, heard she got emotional that true?

>>37872645
Listenan to Bach and reheating burger

>>37872713
fuck you

>>37872713
WHERE IS THE RECORDING DAMMIT

Sure would be nice if Gura could tell us herself how the panel and meet and greet went...