/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>37829663
Are you telling me you've never had your own venus fly trap before?
They're pretty neat.

>>37829663
>>37829759
Carnivorous plants are illegal in my country...

>>37829663
I feed my secondary pet bugs to my primary pets all the time, it's just nature, friend

>>37829663
>straight up copy pasted thread from reddit

I almost feel bad for her. 2 sugar gliders, a puppy, carnivorous plants, insects. All that just to distract you from the fact that Pekora bought a fucking monkey.

>a dog
>a flying monkey
>a venus trap
What's next?

>>37830092
my cock, her ass

>started as an actual funny kusogaki
>now her entire persona is about a slut who tries hard to keep getting fucked by dudes

Fucking plant...

>>37829799
why?

>>37830374
People here think Little Shop of Horrors is a documentary.

>>37829663
While fly traps seem like a fun plant to keep, they are extremely fragile plants.
>Too much or too little water? Instant death
>Bit too cold? Death
>Not enough light for 14+ hours? Death
>Soil not nutritious enough or too acidic? Death
>Air too stale? Also death
Even fucking ferns are more resilient than these meme plants.

>>37829663
wow so quirky

>>37829663
Neat.

>>37830374
Probably laws around importing non-native species. Most carnivorous plants are pretty feeble, but better safe than sorry.

>>37829663
>trying to shitpost about grass
lame

Jill-san deflection thread.

>>37829663
I've killed two of these things. Why am I so bad at this

>>37829663
Those are some big hands.
You guys told me she was a loli?

we have some of those. Nothing special

>>37829663
These things are delicate as fuck. Touching them too much even gently stresses the plant to death.

>>37829663
Based

>37830160
I don't even read threads and I know better than that, what vtuber are you watching

>>37831920
I think you're overestimating the size of venus fly traps. They're really small.

>>37830374
Invasive species

>>37830160
She's Indonesian, it's in her nature.

Yes but don't let that distract you from the fact that Pekora has a FUCKING MONKEY

>>37831894
You probably watered it with tap water, they require rainwater or distilled water

>>37830160
Kusogaki is a well overplayed trope.
The people who keep begging for the same shit need to be shot

>>37832396
Go back to Twitter, retard

>>37830160
fucking slutty brat

>>37830160

>>37830435
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!

>>37830160
>kusogaki
>a slut who tries hard to keep getting fucked
What else did you expect?

>>37829663
>and IS FEEDING LIVE CREATURES TO IT!
Yeah, me.

>>37832378
One time /vt/ says that Indonesian girls are whores, the other time Indonesia is a muslim country that would stone you for having premarital sex.
Make up your goddamn mind /vt/

>>37829663
they're pretty good for flies

>>37831894
The big box store bought ones are basically designed to die due to poor soil quality.
You need to replace everything and give it distilled water.

>>37831894
A lot of things can go wrong with them from overfeeding to water quality. Though also having a fan going near them can also kill them, dust can kill them, cleaning dust off of them can kill them, 'rapid' temperature change can kill them.

>>37832335
Why do we still allow migrants then?

>>37836908
Two words: repressed Asians

>>37829663
thats awesome

>>37830435
Isn't it?!

>>37829663
ToT

>>37829663
Poor plant is gonna die.
Venus Flytraps are some of the finickiest plants to keep alive.

Don't let Pekora's monkey distract you from the fact that Kobo has a FUCKING PLANT

>>37860063
hmm... no it doesn't quite have the same effect

Some of these plants used to grow around one side of my high school but one year during the annual race riot the niggers and whites trampled them during the fighting.

>>37830092
Sugar gliders aren't monkeys. They're also native to her area.

>>37829663
>Da, da-da, da-ra-ri-ra
>Da-ra-ri-ra-da
>Da, da
>Tabenakucha tabenakucha
>Iya na koto wasuresasete?
>Ikanaide, nee ikanaide?
>Kimi no taion to, shin, zou
>Ai ai ai rabu yuu to
>Ai ai ai heichi yuu
>Kimi no subete ga atashi nara ii no ni
>Mitasarenai, mitasarenai
>Mitasarenai, no wa, fiiringu,
>Aisaretai, aisaretai
>Aisaretai no wa kimitsu jikou~!

>>37841730
Corporations need low labor cost and bigger markets. Thank you for supporting their rise to power capitalist-chads.

>>37836908
Maritime South East Asia, Muslims and Catholics in every direction but as promiscious as the most incestious american state, I promptly blame the portugese for these bullshit

>>37830160
Sounds like she needs correction

>>37830092
>>37861827

>>37830435
>He doesn't know

It's weird that I don't care enough about nigeria I mean indonesia to make fun of it. You guys are just there. With the flips and such.

>>37860063
>>37860200
Has a FUCKING KILLER PLANT THAT EATS EVERY LIVING THING ON ITS SIGHT

>>37863067
I knew someone with a "pet" squirrel and it was super nice and super friendly and then one day it just casually grabbed a bird that was eating seed right beside it and started chomping. Shit was pretty hilarious except for my sister screaming

>>37863631
She even buried it's feet so it can't run away
so cruel

>>37864603
She had to, anon. Please understand. It's a very predatory killer plant let it loose and it'll start eating everything and everyone including your Mom, anon. Kobo's doing god's work by keeping it restrained.

>>37829663
When will her plant get big enough to do a karaoke?

ID is like a jungle environment right? Seems like having a fly trap would help with keeping some bugs and flies at bay at least.

>>37862908

>>37830092
You forgot Nene and her 50 beetles.

>>37829663
Those things barely eat flies, shut the fuck up.
I have seen so many people with that plant.

>>37836908
Kek Indonesian is the most hypocritical people tho

They can be religious yet also being slut at a same time

>>37830435
Fronds typed this post

>>37836908
What are you, 5 with a comprehension level of a literal child, anon? It's literally the typical case of the more you restrict, the more they will rebel

>>37836908
Schrödinger's Chastity Belt

>>37832144
These bot things are getting better at making art.

>>37830160
She never changed, because Kusogaki's are sluts, so you are just retarded for not knowing that

>>37829663
based

>>37829663
I don't care, she is shit.

>>37862001
Based

>>37863067
Is that what Risu is?

>>37829663
I wish Kobo fed me to her plant