/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife!

Gura LOVE

Sex with a fembud.

>>37822029
yeah, you

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE WHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHEWHEREISSHE NOT A SINGLE MEMBERS POST NOT A SINGLE SENTENCE IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Gawr "going ghost" Gura

Gurass

Meanwhile in japann...

>>37821704
This place gets raided a lot, and when the IP count's low because Gura's MIA it's easy for them to outnumber regulars.
It's kind of funny because you can actually see the anti-posting slow down when some other piece of drama demands the raider's attention. Like when that kawaii pro shit went down the other day ggg slowed down and went back to normal.

>>37822029
Link some fembud I can simp for now that Gura is graduating.
Cute fembuds only please, no thots.

How is withdrawal going, chumbabies?

I can't stop thinking about onyon's onyons

Have a good feeling gura will stream today after she wakes up

>>37822103
I'm watching other girls. They aren't as good as Gura but it's pretty fun.

real thread;
>>37796550

>>37822096
Cope.

stinky

So the shark is alive and well?

I need more dino Gura images

>Known to casually interact with males pre-hololive
>Been "friend" with the same guy for years
>Accidentally leaked "stuff" on stream but her delusional fanbase ignored it
>Avoided all kind of male interaction while being a holo just to pretend that she's loyal to her fans
This is almost the exact same shit that happened to Rushia btw and it only ended badly because Rushia chose the retarded twink over Hololive
And Gura is walking on a thin line here, hopefully you guys won't go full schizo on her when the truth comes to light

Two threads up? Janni gonna delete one so we dont split?

>>37822156

>>37822153
Are you implying that she had no reason to go radio silence for 10 days? smells like anti post.

>>37822156

>>37822103
Look at the bright side, at least we're not /wah/ level

>>37822187
Trying too hard

>>37822163
>Rushia chose the retarded twink over Hololive
Get your facts straight dude. I don't even like her and I know that's not how it went down.

>>37822153
She is indeed

>>37822156

>>37822103
Terribly, thanks for asking.

>>37822187
she did like a bunch of art a few days ago, are you implying she was not able to update her fans about pc situation

https://twitter.com/mmings15/status/1596518177114316801

>>37822163
>a-any day now!!!

>>37822244
she literally broke NDA by leaking stuff to korekore just to defend the twink retard, that's why she got fired even after Cover made a statement that the company doesn't meddle in personal relationship

>>37822283
Nice to see Gura’s PC is working, stream will come today or tomorrow.

>>37822260
How do the dino gura reproduce?

>>37822316
dyrbi

>>37822283
This can't be true. She has pc issues! she has to have pc issues.
This is fake, an anti make this edit to hurt my feelings.

>>37822283
>>37822122
Yeah, that's the 'stuffs'

>>37822156
rubrubrub

>>37822316

>still trying

>>37822317
I fuck them

>>37822283
https://twitter.com/mmings15/status/1596554066317824001

I think the ghosting is the real kick in the balls. If she’s “busy” or having pc problems that complicate streaming then she should inform the fans. Fucking say something.

wow edgey

>>37822459
my horny wife

>>37822477
>poop gun

>>37822103
Doing perfectly fine.

>>37822459
She is so fucking horny...

>>37822103
I've just been gaming more.

>>37822180
>>37822194
>>37822255
>>37822317
>>37822380
rubrubrubrubrub

>>37822459
Gura hates her western fans so much because they's a lot of unicorns and she wants to become more friendly with the asians but she doesn't realize that if she becomes honorary JP she will have it a magnitude worse because they're the real unicorns of the /vt/ sphere.

She's an ungrateful little bitch who complains about being loved too much and making too much money, this is the epitome of entitlement.

>>37822477
Non-stop pop pop, stainless steel

>they's

>>37822646
She's gonna need a bigger bag

sexo

Guys would you really like to know what has been going on with gura?
She could not get the Holladay off with family, so she faked her pc needing repair/new parts, although I do think she got some new parts or fixing too. she was at her Family's for thanksgiving and was using her old pc the one she left at their place when she moved out, Yes, she lived with them when she started streaming as gura. The 2 scuffed streams she did she messed with OBS settings to make everything lag and give her problems and used her go XLR to make her voice sound like a robot to fake connection problems all so she could get out of work and not get in trouble by management for doing so But her Boyfraind martin was off work and she wanted an excuse to spend time with him in chat and he also asked if she would take the day off of streaming as gura to spend time with him (yes she told Martin aka BarbieSE everything gura broke NDA and cover does not care but will Fire one of there JP's for it.) Also when she was house hunting she was not and what was leaked about her going to Sweeden was 100% true, It was leaked by someone who knew them both who just so happen to live in Sweden, and also one of the girls that is pissed at her. she lied to her boss's just to take time off to travel and yes you guessed it to get dick so that did happen. She did the samething with the computer problems but to spend time with her family. Yes that is all fine to spend time with family but to clock out and not give updates as to what is going on is bull shit, She dropped schedules so not a one of us knows 100% what she is streaming or at all and just a heads up she dropped it so she is not obligated to stream that day if she wants to spend time with him. He knows about all the projects, the anime opening the new songs he has also heard them and has a copy of them, He knows about the Anime in the works all of it and he only keeps his mouth shut when he is streaming but not off stream. I am no longer going to resub to her anymore, my $10 a month can be spent on other things, 2 years of being a member is bull shit for her to pull this. I have more info that I will not post that I plan on reporting to Managment with 100% proof so enjoy Gura why you can because what I have will cause them to fire her but if not cancel every project, she had planned but i'm sure she is gone after they read my report, I plan on sending in some time in the next 7 hours if she doesn't stream.
also not my IP i'm using I pulled someones IP here to post this so hope they enjoy the Vacation I got them.

>>37822344
>>37822316
She's using a PC provided by the con.

>>37822661
Stop saying unicorn, you don't even know what that means

Cmon buddy, you can do better than that.

>>37822785
Yeah, being a unicorn for Gura is fucking retarded anyway

Indie chuubas would seel their body to receive even 1/100th of the affection Gura receives from her fans.

She's the worse holo, no... probably the worst vtuber that ever existed besides the ironic ones.

>>37822459
Do you think Gura shlicked it to that cosplayer after the meet and greet was over?
Also did anyone record/post the panel yet?

>>37822459
I love my thirsty wife

>>37822055
It will be daijoubu

>>37822762
Gura doesn't lie

>>37822762
dios mio, mucho texto

>>37822850
I miss that week

>>37822815
They should git gud then

>>37822829
You and Gura will see what happens next week buddy.

>>37822879
At this point I miss Alice Fiction.

>>37822459
>etchysketchy
kill yourself

>>37822918
Cringe

>>37822918
Gura will evolve into the superior lazy shark.
She will reach the lazy singularity. And I will be here defending her.

I'm a chumknight.

>>37822946
Etchysketchy is based, he records panels and is a good chatter in general. Seethe.

>>37822983
choke on his dick, fag

does anyone know why the new cover was removed that gura was in? what happened? just got up and went to watch it and its not up.

>>37822983
God the bless the man flying all over the fucking world hiding in a costume to sneak in cameras and secretly record

>>37823023
reine remade the frame, not sure why though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2c08JOSGwI

>they's
>a unicorn
engish beri hardo

>>37823032
>>37822935
>>37822850
These were nice but kinda sporadic.
Giving random updates shouldn't be extremely hard, I unironically think she might feel guilty for not streaming.
It's like an endless loop
>doesn't stream
>"uh oh they'll be angry... better I don't stream"
>rinse and repeat

Why do chummies wantna give Gura cummies?

>>37823110
She asks for cummies all the time

>>37823110
She's a fucking brat and every time she does something I dislike I remember that and want to correct her.

>>37823110
because she's my wife

>>37823090
If someone hasn't learned that Gura has severe anxiety over her internet presence yet then they aren't a real chumbud

>>37822459
>it WAS etchysketchy
holy shit!!!

>>37823154
Gura is perfect for concernfags

Look at this lazy shark!

MEMBERS POST
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxCV3etLqBhGEPMfmzJuuehMTNAWpUUt_k
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxCV3etLqBhGEPMfmzJuuehMTNAWpUUt_k
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxCV3etLqBhGEPMfmzJuuehMTNAWpUUt_k

>>37823154
This is the kinda of extremely unhealthy anxiety. I have anxiety but I can live my life normally, and most importantly I feel pretty safe on the Internet. I talk through voice chat in games etc.

Her anxiety is literally crippling level, just look at her right now. I wonder if all kiddies today are like this, if yes then we're fucking done

>>37823073
Thank you! and this song was good!!

>>37823213
sha-ha-h...haa....

>>37823236
>Her anxiety is literally crippling level, just look at her right now.
Where?

>>37823204
Me inside the juicebox

>>37823236
I get nervous whenever I post on 4chan. Am I screwed?

>>37823236
Plenty of people can't even VC in games like me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2c08JOSGwI
How was the cover? I liked Senchou and Gura but the rest didn't feel special. Otherwise it felt like something I've heard a lot of times before.

>>37823236
I get anxious whenever I check my emails or when I get a phone call.

>>37823297
I get nervous sometimes, but I figure it's okay as long as people aren't assigning a name to me and making fun of me constantly.

>>37823236
>I wonder if all kiddies today are like this, if yes then we're fucking done
Any kid that had to go through elementary/middle/highschool during covid is actually turbo fucked. The social development they lost on is extremely fucking bad, so many of them just can't function.
>This is the kinda of extremely unhealthy anxiety
I don't think hers is that bad. Her fears of being doxxed and harassed by some crazy ass fan or anti is kind of real. She has a massive presence and this thread is testament to how much some people hate her. She's improved massively compared to debut.

>>37823213
your late by 3 months.

>>37823334
it's really bad

>>37822977
Based

>>37823283
Exactly.
This is the equivalent of us being her friends and she doesn't come out anymore because she randomly got anxious around us, maybe because she said something and felt embarrassed over it and she thinks we hate her or judge her now.

I mean some do but I don't care if she returns tomorrow, I'll welcome her with open arms and watch her stream

Gura needs to learn that the longer she goes without checking in on us the more anxious about it she becomes, making her more likely to also skip the day after that, which then results in her becoming even more anxious... and so on.

Solution: When she's gone or something like this happens, don't wait more than 2 days to say hi to ebis

>>37823297
Why? I've lost count of how many times I've been called a faggot or have been told to kill myself. It doesn't matter.

>>37823368
eat a dick, l*ly

>>37823400
I wish I was her. She's doing great lately.

>>37823154
She needs to get over it, this behavior of hers isn't healthy. Those around her should help put her in the right direction.

>>37823435
I can save her

>>37823391
I need to let her know that I still love her

>>37823435
yes just get over anxiety just get over it lol

>>37823435
>Just get over it
If only things were this easy. If only if only...

>>37823435
I hesitate to post this because I know it's not going anywhere positive and these threads are bad enough with her gone for so long, but if she's in Japan right now the person she's around is Mori, who does not have the best track record. October was pretty bad for them, particularly for one of my friends who tries not to be a doxxbeat, if he can help it.

What if we all reassure her that we just want her to say hi to us and none of us will be mad at her

>>37823435
Bro how is depression even real? Just be happy lmao!

>>37823430
She has a new oshi i heard, good for """her""".

>>37823523
I hate Mori, she should be with IRyS instead.

>>37823073
Is that why the views for it are so low? The cover was very good other than that guitar riff part but that was a small part and easily ignored. The anime guitar riff meme was actually worse in the recent Sora and IRyS cover.

>>37823213
You do know all of us have notifications on? You can't bait a member post when we would know it's up immediately.

>>37823435
in all seriousness, it's interfering a lot with her work. if your job includes delivering live streams and other live content, then telling viewers when there will be live content isn't an "above and beyond" sort of thing, it's a "bare minimum" thing. if she just can't do it, and if it doesn't respond to treatment, then the next step is for her employer to try to accommodate it by choosing the times and communicating them for her.

>now they're trying the overbearing concernfag approach

>>37823397
She needs to turn posting little updates into a ritual she does every day until it becomes a habit.

>>37823568
Who should be with IRyS?
Gura should be with IRyS.

>>37823594
Bro, it's not an office job and the chicken has said they're pretty chill when it comes to time off.

>>37823741
I should be with IRyS

>>37823697
anon, it's become obvious to almost everyone that she has been experiencing extremely serious work performance problems.

Don't worry and goom to feet

>>37823594
You're not entirely wrong but that would require Cover and/or her manager to know about her specific issues and be open enough to work with her to help. And to even get there Gura has to explain her problems to her manager, which is extremely difficult to do when your problem is anxiety. Trust me I have experience in this area

>>37823792
>we
(You)

Sometime I think about the pissy tshirt story and my pp become hard. Why is this?

qqqq

>>37823861
i believe you, and i'm frankly not optimistic that cover will do anything. what i think they will do is to just string her along like a mascot without ever trying to help at all.

>>37823874
You're gay.

>>37823861
Maybe this is where emailing management might come in handy. We can help explain the problems.

>>37823910
Oh

>>37823874
It's because that was one of the hottest things she has ever said.

>>37823926
Sounds like a bad idea

>>37823941
Ignore him, you're not gay. Unless you are gay. Fag.

hi i'd wike to buy one cute shark girl pwease

>>37823956
Nah that was "You know, I can tie a knot into a cherry stem with my tongue"

>least time spent streaming in a month of her entirre career
>she's just too anxiouwus guys
clowns. we deserve the ghosting.

>>37823977
Better than nothing imo This problem doesn't look like it's going to resolve itself.

>>37823594
>if your job includes delivering live streams and other live content, then telling viewers when there will be live content isn't an "above and beyond" sort of thing, it's a "bare minimum" thing
Thank you.
I'd like to see someone who isn't a troll come up with a serious argument against this, because I've yet to see one.

>>37823874
it's refreshing when girls talk about stuff like that
that's why the gura + mumei room review stream is one of my favorites

>>37824076
Gura doesn’t need your concern trolling

bunch of gays itt

>>37823594
>>37823861
I don't think it's a good idea to get the morons in management involved. They just make everything worse, like always.

>>37823748
They aren't exaclty overbearing about streaming hours, no, even though Gura has once joked about being told to get them up(during one of her other dry spells). Aqua and Shion are the prime non-shitpost examples, and are also the ones that were being pointed to at the start of the summer to the tune of 'this is your future, chumbuds, this is how it starts'. I rolled my eyes then and am now praying for it not to happen and for her to come back for real.

>>37824114
>worse
like how?

>>37823531
She doesn't want to say hi to you though. She hates her fans with a passion.

>>37824076
Remember when Gura went on a week-long camping trip alone? Just like Yuru Camp.

>>37824186
>making shit up

>>37824078
Now I want more HoloEN girls to talk about pissy cunny tshirt stories.

Time for reps. Keep it comfy chumbies

how was gura at the con without a computer?

You guys have any recommendations for dakimakura inserts? the pillow itself, I mean. I'm not looking to break the bank but I don't want something awful either

>>37824334
Shut up

>>37824076
80% of the thread is just people trying to shit on anyone remotely reasonable. It's all white or black here, either you support everything without any criticism or you go all out anti and want her to graduate or worse.
Just give up, you won't find sensible discussion here

>>37824299
頑張ってくれ、兄貴

>>37823297
you'll get over it eventually

>>37824334
Does it really matter? Gura will be back

You guys are being obnoxious

>>37822762
>>37824186
Thank you, guys. I hope this will fix things now. I hope this helps gura.

>>37824334
prerecorded

>>37824186
I thought this was Kiara with her friend's boyfriend lol.

>>37824449
was also for >>37824076

>>37824164
I don't know exactly, but I can't imagine them actually improving anything. Think of it this way: How are they supposed to help her with her problems, that is if that even is what is stopping her from updating us is, if they can't even do the most basic tasks reliably? Even after they are being told what to do, and why that would be a good idea, like putting an order limit on the merch, they still don't do it. When have they ever contributed positively? They would probably just use it to micromanage her and exert power in the "You don't know what is good for you. We do." kind of way.

>>37824496
Yup was more a concert not a meet

I'm tired of being made fun of, when is Gura coming back? I just want to see her again. I miss her so damn much...

>>37824496
The concert was obviously pre recorded but the meet and greet wasn't

>>37824644
It was.

>>37824334
Just because she can't stream without it being ultra crunchy doesn't mean she can't do a fucking 1-on-1 video call

>>37824677
Actually, yes it does mean that

>>37824357
Kind of difficult to find decent ones for the standard daki size in the US. I'm planning on just spending more to get a good one from Japan when I get Gura's daki.

>>37824644
She obviously just used her phone

>>37824548
Really I think her days are numbered now after today. she has done to much to prove that she does not want the job or care about maintaining her fan base.

>>37824548
Anon, Gura literally sees no problem with ghosting us for almost two weeks. As bad as management is, I don't see how their involvement could make things any worse, even with their poor decisions in the past.

>>37824741
Just two more weeks brother.

>>37824868
I think it will be longer than just 2 weeks, they may let Gura finish the rest of the year but that will be all we will see of her.

>>37824861
That's like saying "damn my house is already completely on fire, can't see any harm in throwing some grease on it". Ok sure, still doesn't make it a smart thing to do.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sJdpKc-ENSI

>>37824967
Name one way that this can become worse

>>37825004
Tits too big

I hope she doesn't stream until after New Years. I wanna see how crazy the schizos get.

It's the sniff Gura's feet SC that scared her off isn't it

>>37825004
>MMD
into the trash it goes

>>37825109
>i don't care about gura i only like drama threads

>>37824967
Pretty sure the "grease" in this instance would be enabling this behavior from Gura whereas getting management involved, as incompetent as they might be, is a better alternative to what we have now.

Is gura dead?

>>37825099
Because you apparently cannot understand analogies or simply chose to ignore every of my post and then still reply to me, let me un-analogize it for you: just because you are in a situation that you cannot imagine getting any worse, does not mean you should take an action that has no chance of making it better.

>>37825176
No but she is Graduating soon after the report I sent in. and when they email me I will send them all the proof needed to finish the job.

owari da...

>>37825114
Yeah, she'd much prefer us to sniff her cunny

>Gawr Gura new members post!
i have been eating too much corn today, because its so FREAAA AAAAAACH. i almost turned into a piece of candy corn, too cute
im gonna make so much cute stuff today, see you guys soon <3
i am always berry gushing over herbalicious AAAAAAAA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
any other raspberry members in the house?! the smell is SO STRONG. i need to make use of it, oh my days.
H A P P P Y E A R T T H D A A A A A A A Y
i've been overdoing it on the cute side lately, i hope you're ready.
STAAAAA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .R TIDE !!
See ya soon !! <3

>Gawr Gura new members post!
I'M SO EXCITED TO TELL YOU GUYS, but I have to wait until this evening !!!
I'll have another member of the hoard come out + an announcement ! stay tuned !
i also have to study and i have some life stuff. also woken up early, um huuuuuuuuuuh hi
preview: sea anemones are cherry and scallop babies and i need to aquarium now.
im ready for more !! <3

>Gawr Gura new members post!
im currently SO EXCITED for you guys to see the new member of the hoard ... im rly excited for another announcement coming soon too . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
just so excited, thank you for being here with me!!! <3


>Gawr Gura new members post!
today is so special , I get to introduce you to one of my favorite members of the hoard . MAIDEM !!
what are the days when you switch from one season to another? for me, it will always be, and forever will be, HOT TO TOUCH SUMMER DAYS. SO CUTE MAKE IT SNOW FOR ME! YES ITS TOO EARLY FOR CANDY , MAKE IT SNOW ! TOO EARLY FOR CARROT , MAKE IT SNOW ! TOO EARLY FOR TURRIDIAN , I WANT MY URSINE TO DRESS TO THE TEE TO DRESS FOR WINTER.
ANYWAY I LOVE santa and I hope you do too !
im so excited, im gonna make the days so cute and fun , im started on art now.
see you soon , i love you <3

>Gawr Gura new members post!
I have FINIIIIISHED SONGS for today's stream.
but first , i wanna start by telling you how much i love you all. I feel so lucky to have been able to make a gd subreddit, im so excited to make it bigger and bigger. we have such a great community here already and im overwhelmed by how wonderful you all are. thank you for being here with me ! I'm excited for today , I have some more cute crafts for you , and some more holiday fun !

<3 im gonna make some more guac now because wow its been way too long.

I want the stream to start already.

Gawr Gura member post n°7 :
lately , im just talking a lot of nonsense.
WHAT IS THIS TO YOU
i NEED A BATH THE SIZE OF MY ELSEST'S FACE.
im gonna make lots of tacos for you too , and its my favorite season !!
im so excited, its hot chocolate season let me make you some ooey gooey scoops !
I have the stream set up , im just double checking the quality.
also, im making popcorn. im hungry. IM SO CUTE tilda TOOOOO !

>Gawr Gura new members post!
it has begun ! merry hot cocoa season . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TOOOOOO
so cute make it snow
I got reindeer antlers for the stream too , we are going to have so much fun times . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
i gotta make more tacos now too OOOOOr u . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
today im starting the cute parade ! im gonna make the season so speeechleeei.

>Gawr Gura new members post!
the leaves have turned to beautiful rusted oranges and reds , wow I'M SO Cute.
im making you all some cranberry bread, you will see soon my cute little doggy bagels.

I'M SO EX

Gura loves you but mostly me

I think we should all discuss something nice like whats your favorite animal? I'll go first, I really like penguins because they look cool! hard mode: cant be shark

>>37825339
Actually I am Gura's favorite chumbud. She told me that in a dream.

did anybody record the panel?

>>37825389
Sloths

>>37825445
Come back in like twelve hours and do some digging, out singapore nigga is asleep.

>>37824861
>Gura literally sees no problem with ghosting us for almost two weeks
That's not true. The last time she ghosted us, she responded to complaints, and she got better with communicating for a while. Besides, if anxiety is her issue, then her problem is caring too much. She doesn't post anything because she is busy, doesn't think about it, or overthinks what she writes to the point where she becomes paralyzed, and every day after that, that goes by without any updates makes it even harder for her. So she most definitely does see the problem.
>>37825099
They become incredibly overbearing and patronizing. They not only try to micromanage her stream time, but also her content, because they believe that she can't be trusted to make decisions herself anymore. They also refuse to listen to her please, because again, she doesn't know what is good for her. This might cause her to quit.
That's one of the worst case scenarios that I could think of off the top of my head.
>>37825389
I really like all sorts of felines.

she wants to come back with pokemon but still can't find her capture card so her brain is just doing the autism/ADHD cycle loop
>WANT DO THING
>CAN'T DO THING BECAUSE NEED OTHER THING
>CANT' FIND OTHER THING
>CAN'T DO THING
>*distraction happens*
>WANT DO THING

>>37825445
the karaoke got recorded but it'll probably be a bit before he uploads it
>>37812113

>>37825389
Cats and cheetahs

>>37824548
well, one thing that there's a realistic possibility for them to help with is the pattern of demoralizing content that does appear during dry spells. they do nothing to mitigate the brand risk of sponsorships and promotional appearances frequently appearing as the only specks of light in a vast darkness. charitably i would hope that they are simply unaware of how cynical and greedy it looks to her western audience. but it's also possible they just don't care, and are happy to burn up her leftover goodwill to make a quick buck.

>>37825540
I can feel this greentext

i love you so
a lil preview !
periscope.tv/AAAAAALLLEEEEEEEDD

this is short , and i am so sorry, again. we will schedule for a day in the future, once I figure out an appropriate amount of advance preparation.
Thank you for the kind words in the chat and the youtube comment section , and for your patience. Let's have fun again soon ! aa
we are gonna have lots of fun
old me id be trying to pressure the other members to get their songs done uwu , i just wanna cuuuum, wbu guys?
secrets. , im not made of iron. :c
but gotta press on !
I might start a twitter, if anyone actually wants that. im not sure if anyones interested.
anyway , thank u <3
wow, so many events, I can barely keep track. and I need to find time to start editing the new member introduction video soon uwu
I will be in a chatty stream with yazze on Saturday starting at 3PM EST !
we are going to make some extra aurelia earring sets for the members to wear !! and I will paint a banner for us to as for gaga !! i hope you will come say hello !
also im still listening to these guys earbleed aaAUHUOHGOHUHI AAAAA
i finished unboxing my rocket league awish so i will be editing it and also i added new loot. thank you to everyone who gave me gift recommendations , i add everything. I WILL BE TWEETING EARLIER TO TELL YOU GUYS THE TIME. I AM STILL SLEEP SCHEDULED.

i havent been twittering much recently , my twitter is mainly just for streaming announcements , so i will be moving the youtube schedule over to the twitter as well from now on.

i need to schedule the next stream with the member who couldnt make it today, i have ideas for what we will do, aaaa until then , gimme some love for my anthropomorphized fruit fauna <3
okay g'night for real this time

im so sorry
<3

edit: lol im such trash, i managed to immediately break both my sound effects on stream , oh wow.. aaaaaa
im such a nervous wreck , who even. urgh.
im sorry guys.
im so excited for the video ! we are gonna have so much fun !
for todays preview, im going to go with something SEA related. wbu ?

( my computer is resetting now btw , prepare for lower quality stream sound ) , wake me up when the stream is live !

idk if you guys are interested in hearing the chat or not, in the future i will disable the chat so the volume is cleaner, im very sensitive to sound.
i love you , seeya soon !

p.s im on twitter now !! im an old dog, so im gonna take it slow. as for content, music, DOODLEs, cute pokemon thingies.. anything else you would like to see?
im excited for the future!!
( quality WILL get better, i promise! )

edit2: we will replace the video when the new one is ready, it won't be ready by tomorrow , unfortunately. i will keep you all updated ! I'm so sorry guys , i rushed because i felt anxious to stream again and im very displeased with the overall product.
im gonna take a day to relax , and come back fresh for todays editing. seeya soon !

edit3: holy moly.. i dont know whats wrong but my stream keeps cutting out. we will have to reschedule , im so so sorry , im literally in tears. i feel SO terrible. :(

edit4: we'll reschedule , this has been escalating. i feel terrible , im so sorry.

im just gonna sleep , im so upset , im sorry.
i want it to be fun again ! so i will take a couple days off to make sure we are ready for something fun , enjoyable , and worth watching. im so sorry im such a mess right now. im really really really really really sorry. :(
au 3 / today was supposed to be something special.. i feel pretty bad because i dont think its enjoyable at all , quality is just as poor as before . i hope i can fix it someday. I hope we can have fun again. I know you guys have already been so very patient. im so sad. im sorry , im gonna take a couple days off.

im sorry for this.
I don't know when I'll be back .
This is literally heartbreaking.

Day off. :(

I will write something when I'm back .
I dont know when that will be.. but im so sorry.
see you soon , i love you so much
okay back to sleep for me , im so sad.
mayday mayday....

edit5: literally im so sad , im going to try on different stream softwares, im sitting here in my pajamas , im so sad , im sorry , i dont know what to do ....
so so sorry , i will do my best to get ready for a different stream as soon as i can.
ill write somethings when I feel better, so sorry guys.

i hate crying.

im gonna go back to sleep , oh no :(((( i dont want this im so sorry such a failure.
im so sorry D: im broken im sorry.
im gonna see if i can stream something for you guys , ily , im so sorry.
im breaking , please be patient with me , im a failure.

>>37825176
The shark is dead

what if gura was a dog

>>37825663
I would put peanut butter on my dick and balls and pray

>>37825612
Oh, don't get me wrong. I believe that there are many things that good managers could do that would definitely help her. I just don't trust these clowns with it.

>>37824186
timestamo?

what is this autism wall up there

>>37825663
She would be a bitch. mine

>>37825628
Is this what schizophrenia looks like

will she go to brazil next?

>>37825833

>>37825803

>>37825803
She's said she has gone camping with her family before and enjoys it, but that guy is just making shit up.

>>37825628
I am pretty sure this is not a member post so I can only assume this is off topic or unmedicated.

there's people saying that the panel was kino on Twitter
bros...

>>37825165
>I care about Gura so much I spend all thread slamming her and talking about how awful she is

>>37825856
This one never fails to make me laugh.

>>37825516
>micromanage her stream time, but also her content
That's better than getting no content at all, which is what is happening.
>they believe that she can't be trusted to make decisions herself anymore
They wouldn't be wrong.
>She doesn't know what is good for her
She clearly doesn't.
Besides your graduation fear mongering, your "worst case scenario" isn't worse than what we have now.

>>37825389
Whale sharks are my favorite, but for hard mode I'd say elephants. I just love big animals.

Gura loves me the most.

The shitposting couldn't affect me any less.
I just want to see her again.

>>37825934
>That's better than getting no content at all, which is what is happening.
You really think so? Hope you enjoy the latest FOTM trash, crazy frog karaoke, and omegay sponsored tempiss collabs.
>They wouldn't be wrong.
>She clearly doesn't.
You are being incredibly patronizing.

>>37826061
If that's the case what is the point of your post?

>>37826107
Just to express that I miss her. No real point.

If goober came back and just spent 2 to 3 hours sobbing and apologizing, how long would it take for you to cave in and forgive her?

>>37826160
Choke on a shark dicks.

>>37826190
Forgive?

>>37826190
crocodile tears have no effect on me

>>37826190
10 seconds, maybe less.

>>37826216
His posts have more meaning then anything you've posted

>>37826190
Why would anyone not forgive her instantly

>>37826103
>latest FOTM trash
She already does this
>crazy frog karaoke
Better than no karaoke
>omegay sponsored tempiss collabs
There's no basis that they would do this. All the Tempus x EN collabs were done of their own volition.
>You are being incredibly patronizing.
If you're telling me that she's too anxious to even do basic communication, it's safe to say that she isn't a person that can be trusted to make decisions herself.

>>37826190
What is there to forgive when she's done nothing wrong.

>>37826190
She wouldn't have to apologize, but I am in a naked dogeza mood right now, just saying

>>37826241
If this is your immediate assumption, how do you ever trust anyone or anything?

>>37826190
>gura coming back
when you say this are you referring to doing one or two forced streams in December or do you mean actually coming back?

>>37826190
Forgive? For what?

>>37826403
He doesn't

>>37826403
>immediate
she says sorry and does the same shit again

>>37826410
What do you think, schizoidchama?

>>37826403
trust is earned

>>37826456
Hey fuck you, leave schizoids out of this, different mental illness.

>>37826190
I'd break within 5 minutes of her actually crying on stream
I'm slightly upset/disappointed at the moment and do kinda want her to explain herself but if she cried I know I'd be done for

>>37826454
You didn't answer my question.

>>37826357
>>37826229
>>37826414
For not even a simple happy thanksgiving member post or anything else at all? She's got a laptop and a phone, she could check in on us. Don't pretend she's not leaving ebis out to hang right now

>>37826357
Why do chumbuds try to find her excuses for not streaming if she's done nothing wrong?

>>37826543
Every time you make a post like this my desire to say anything negative to her drops. I'm going to headpat her and you are going to seethe in this thread while I do it.

>>37826190
(hour 0)
hey guys... how are u?
(hour 1) (sobbing)
im so sorry.. i dont want to do this..
im sorry.. im so sorry
i dont wanna be a bad gurl. plllleaseee forgive meee uwu
(hour 2) (crying) ive been such a bad girl boo hoo im so sorry. i will never ever do it again, promise ! please unbury meuuu :( scold me or something .. anything !! just unbury me pleaaaaase help
please tweet the hashtag #unburyme on twitter for my stream archive guys <3 thank you and I love you ! see ya in an hour . oh no , now I have time to think about what I did ... ; w ; pepe is gonna get it >:O ಠ_ಠ OH NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH W T F H E C K G R Y S T A L P O D DOIDIDOOIIIIIIDEIIDDOIDOODIODDIODDIOAJSDAJSDDJSNIDA jsdojgidskidjsdioaddsidsoidosoideiodsodidoiiadoiidoiasdaisdaojdasdj sddsiaosodiadsoidadjsaodsianpdidaisodoiosdadoidaosdaiasdpioasisdoicdoipdisoaid sdapdosadiadaspodsdpiosdiadpsdidopdiadosipdosdopodpidsodaisaiddsaodsadaodiaddsid adssajsdoadsisowieskdklas;ldfjasdlhfdsklfdhfksaldfoasiouyuyiuoysuawoiuyduoaigayigdy oiyguigioggoigoigyuuguiyguiOYGIGUYUGUIYUGIYUOGIUYGUIGGIOUGYUUYAOYAGCKFJAEGWKLAE why are all of these words starting with "A" ....... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE AAAAHhhhhhhh also almost forgot.... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!! hohoho merry christmas .. ok back to bed now :(((( arghhh jesus christ that was rough

>>37825331
Meido lost it.
I thought I was the top schizo but you win the cup buddy.

>>37826613
Its actually terrifying that someone was able to write those two posts

>>37826190
Instantly because at least I would know she had a problem with herself and there was a valid reason for her to not stream.

>>37826653
eat a dick

>>37826103
>>37826341
Neither of you are wrong really. If management were to get involved in a major way there could be problems with Gura not being able to make the content she wants to. But on the other hand if management were just to provide some structure I think there would be improvement. Management should at most be telling her what to do in general like when to stream or tweet but leave the contents up to her. She just needs a little push in the right direction

>>37826653
Right. It just needs to be anything other than "I just didnt care". Anything else and it's forgiven

>>37826652
i got a "computer generated" vibe from those

>>37826652
It's AI generated, retard.

>>37826685
choke on a cock

When is someone going to train a bot off /vt/ posts like that /pol/ bot?

>>37826571
>dropping criticising Gura just to spite these retards
based
>>37826670
>NOOOOOOOOO WHY DON'T YOU HATE HER YEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT

well i've searched everywhere, from random ass twitter users to r*ddit and d*scord servers, i couldn't find a frame of the karaoke panel
that anon from here is our last hope

>>37826670
>>37826737
keep seething that your shitposting does not work on changing anyones mind on here lol

>>37826190
I don't know. On one hand I love her and I what want most is for things to go back to normal, the real normal, not 2022 normal. On the other, if she loves me, she has a real funny way of showing it by abandoning me like this.

>>37826763
>entertaining the schizo's wet dream
fake gura fan

>>37825331
gura's manager should use this to make the fake tweets. it's way more convincing

>>37826676
That's why we should be emailing management. Asking them to provide that structure and to give her that push. Management can be a force for good.

>>37826190
Everyone who replied to this post is a thread shitter.

>>37826834
management can choke on a dick

>>37826845
>NOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FORGIVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37826341
So you do not care if she can't do the content that she herself wants to make? The content that makes her happy? Don't forget that it was management that caused the issued with her 3D live.
I think the most important thing about her content is that she wants to do it, so I would rather wait for her than watch the soulless ideas of some out of touch manager, who didn't even know who Hatsune Miku was.
>If you're telling me that she's too anxious to even do basic communication, it's safe to say that she isn't a person that can be trusted to make decisions herself.
So she can't be trusted with anything, because she might have some anxiety issues? Okay dude.

>>37825176
>>37825630
Gura is kill

>>37826908
seethe you cripple fuck

>>37826834
Its a good idea in theory but theres no way to know how management will view that. Its possible they would see that and take it as a reason to start forcing her to do things she isn't ready to do or doesn't want to do. Its important that she goes at her own pace or she runs the risk of overwhelming herself and regressing

>>37821979
you know that's an underage girl, right?

>>37826944
>the content the she herself wants to make
Desmontrably, undeniably, that is NOTHING.

>>37827026
her body is well developed, she can't be a child

I just want to remind everyone that Gura is an idol.
Being an idol means being on an idol journey. Which also means she hasn't reached her destination yet. She's working, improving, progressing. She isn't flawless, she's trying her best but she needs our help to make it. That's the relationship idols have with their fans, they fill our lives with joy and hopes and dreams and in turn we cheer them on and give them energy to continue and press forward.
Gura can be better, she will be better, but she needs us to help her.

Starting to believe the rrat that she's on stealth suspension cause what the fuck, not even a tweet after about the meet and great or karaoke or anything.

>>37827068
gura is flawless, anyone saying otherwise is not a chumbud.

>>37826978
cute falseflag
cry harder

>>37827089
meet and greet was pre-recorded

>>37826522
try harder

>>37827136
This thread is prerecorded.

>>37827128
you will never walk again, cripple

So she's going to stream Monday, right?
She was fixing her PC last week and it's repaired now (obviously) but she had the meet and greet and the panel concert to prepare for Friday.
And she obviously will not stream on a Saturday or Sunday since her schedule is MWF.
But she's gonna stream Monday, right?

>>37827162
Your ass is pre-recorded

I MISS GOOMBERRRRRRRRRR

>>37827249
yeah

>>37827268
Your existence is prerecorded.

>>37827271
goomber deez nuts

>>37827277
This was not a reply predicted by the algorithm...

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>37827249
Realistically the LONGEST she can stretch this is until mid-January, if she isn't back to streaming after the Japan trip + Christmas break I could see people starting to ask questions.

>>37827249
I wanna have faith she'll be back tomorrow with something since she always comes back when I get off a break and go back to work, but I thought that on Wednesday when I had to pickup someones shift, too, so now that the spell has been broken I dunno.

>>37827249
This is an anti post.

>>37827342
First reasonable take in this thread.

>>37827342
Finally, a reasonable post.

>>37827392
retard

>>37827392
That's not reasonable, being gone until mid January would be fucking insane

Are there any more meet and greet pics? People only posted fembuds are there any protruding nipples or is that an America only attraction?

>>37827342
What's this? A reasonable opinion? In /ggg/?

>>37827474
it'd be great to get rid of the fake chumbuds. a purge is necessary

>>37827392
>>37827451
one minute apart

>>37827372

>>37827487
it's reasonable if you're an anti-

>>37826994
Well we have to start somewhere and getting management to actually benefit Gura would do a lot of good.
>Its important that she goes at her own pace
Anon, it's been 2 years, and she's only gotten worse. Not saying I don't understand where you're coming from, but there's a limit.

>>37827491
why not just collab with tampus then? That'd purge the fakes better.

I wonder if there's a chumbud that's compiling ALL of these shitposts for a massive grudgepost once she's back

>>37827451
>>37827487
again one minute

>>37827537
eat shit management lover

>>37827561
I'm certain there's one collecting them all for another catalog thread, and possibly one ready to compile all the SHE'S BACK, KNEEL posts if/when she returns for a couple weeks and then vanishes. Again.

>>37827561
Just ignore the part in the middle haha

I'm okay.

>>37827577
I'm starting to think that guy might be one of them trying to get support for micromanaging her.

>>37827628
Compiling posts for le epic screencaps is a pathetic hobby, but at least it is a hobby.

patientbuds are the true chumbuds

>>37825861
>She's said she has gone camping with her family before and enjoys it
She told us she's never been camping before anon

Not gonna lie, the threadshitting is pretty hecking cringe.

Is your oshi back yet?

if god allows EN to receive idol outfits i hope they get a different design from JP, this is honestly pretty lame

>>37826944
>might have some anxiety issues
"Some?" Anon please. Also that's not to mention all the other stupid and self-destructive shit Gura does.

>>37827759
Really? I might be misremembering, or confusing it with another vtuber.

>>37827843
You are confusing her with Kiara who not only went camping, but she did so with her friend's boyfriend.

>>37827843
ignore the Kiara shitposter, you're probably just misremembering. She also told us she's never been fishing before either. I want to take her on a nice camping and fishing trip so bad

>>37822103
my sideoshi fauna became my main

Radio silence again...

>>37827999
It's not a shitpost when it's real.

MY Goob, btw.

>>37827999
It's actually not a shitpost, it's correct. She literally said as much on stream.

>>37827537
Keep in mind that she debuted in September of 2020 and the general consensus is that 2021 was a great year for Gura and comparatively 2022 was lacking. So its not really fair to say shes only gotten worse because we dont have enough data to conclude that. Think of it this way: Gura starts her Hololive career and streams as much as she can through 2021, shes left exhausted and tries to calm down on the streams for the next year, leading us to now. Here we are now where she is more comfortable but streaming less. There just has not been enough time for her to find a balance yet where she can stream without burning out. If next year we have 6 streams a week and then the year after that we go back to maybe 15 a month we can find a pattern and learn how much streaming she can take before needing a big break. Basically, she was never a "professional" streamer and she needs to find her limits

if you like communication so much go watch Mumei, Gura has been autistic like that since before Hololive, she will not change
i can guarantee to you that she tried to explain what's happening at least 3 times but didn't press "tweet" she's like that, if you can't deal with it just fuck off weakbuds

she does not even tweet something like "Thank you for today Singapore" she never failed to do this after events like this
there must be a profound reason for her not being able to tweet

>>37828064
That's a cute Goob, I wanna take it from you.

>>37828318
I don't care about the autistic owl girl though, I want Gura to improve, not to watch someone completely different

Too many words and not enough cute guras

>>37827249
No. She won't stream until next collab then she will do a shill stream and then a gameplay stream where she won't look at chat most of the time, then finally she will do a karaoke and maybe later a members stream where she talks about nothing and everything because it passed already too long and people already memory holed this phase.

>>37828482
I got slightly angry reading this but it's very probable

>>37828482
I wish the idea of her vanishing for a couple weeks and then brushing it off like it never happened was just a shitpost, but we do have precedent. On a similar note I still miss Powerwash.

>>37827249
no, she is going to japan probably soon and then christmas with family so maybe we get new years stream

>>37828532
I got angry when I re-read that. Go figure.

>>37828482
I can save her

>>37828482
>tell us stories gura
>haha i dnt have any soteries prett yboring

I want to take a nap but I'm terrified she'll do a guerilla members stream

>>37828883
just go to sleep

DAY 10! Give it up for day 10...

>>37828163
Absolutely no data, aside from this perfect downtrending slope of data points gathered regularly over two years.

Chummies i'm getting hungry, i'm gonna have to eat one of you, anyone who offers themselves willingly will make this much easier.

>>37829088
Maybe read the post before replying next time

>>37829213
numberfilth can only read numbers

I wonder if Gura is keeping a notebook of her time in Japan like she did during the offcollab.

>>37829201
Gura wait!

>>37829272
Its unfortunate, I thought I had a good discussion going. But whatever I'd rather fill the thread with Gura images anyway

>>37829506
Yeah you have to remember there is always a small number of people who are perpetually in this thread that get angry and lash out if you post anything other than "Gura cute!". Discussion about Gura isn't allowed unless its just reposting about how cute she is over and over again.

>>37827474
things have been "fucking insane" for months.

>>37829582
You don't have to cry.

>>37829582
Well I was talking about getting shown a graph of patterns as a reply to my post about why we shouldnt look for patterns yet. But discussion is allowed as long as its civil, its just that some people have different definitions of civil and it leads to arguments

>>37829213
>>37829272
How does it not? You were building a case that Gura had a "great year" in 2021 as if some magical behind-the-scenes bullshit that nobody here knows about happened every Jan 1st, causing a paradigm shift.
I just posted a graph that shows Gura's output has been steadily declining since debut.

>>37829582
>>37829506
This isn't really a place for serious discussion and it never will be.
Accept it and try her fancord if you want to talk about things with rules keeping people from replying to you in ways you don't like.

>>37829751
calculate a three-month moving average instead of a linear regression of the entire data set dumbud

This is actually starting to negatively affect my mental health. I'm too dependent on this girl...

>>37829780
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize you were the lord of this anonymous discussion thread and wrote out all the rules for us to follow already

I require shark, and will wait in hopes in shark. I will also post shark. I should really save more soundposts, but this one is still good.

>>37829797
I've noticed that I become a lot more bitter as a person when she takes extended breaks

Are chumbuds the most mentally ill fanbase?

>>37829797
I feel you, but for now just do ANYTHING to distract yourself from the pain.

>>37829829
Or, he could just look at the catalog and see there is no discussion at all? That's like trying to have a reasonable discussion in youtube comments or twitter. It isn't happening there based on the structure of the forum so why am I expecting to see one here of all places?

>>37828163
I can't even remember what she did in 2021. DMC? Boring, glad it's dropped.

Will Gura ever finish Super Metroid and Metroid Dread?

>>37829780
I have no problem with people replying however they want but I would hope that they read the posts and respond intelligently. But its still 4chan so maybe we're all just retards yelling into the void

All the complaints about Gura are pretty dumb in light of her being, you know, a shark.
>Gura is a loner
Have you ever known a shark not to be a loner?
>Gura isn't communicative enough
She's a shark. It's incredible that she talks at all.
>Gura has a weird diet
I'll give you this one, it's pretty odd that she eats burgers and apples rather than fish.

>>37829904
You could you just choose not to. In fact it sounds like you intentionally choose to try and make sure no one else can either.

>>37829785
You do realize what you're asking is gonna end up looking the same, right?

i want gura tea

>>37829868
Same desu
>>37829907
Yeah, that's the plan. Play vidya, watch anime and random YT videos. Maybe do some Christmas decorating, might help cheer me up.

>>37829948
Glad those are dropped too. I would take more Sonic over either of them.