/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Wake up mister /nasfaq/ its time to talk about towa's price

>>37731746
cosplay source?

>>37732982
Knowing the kenzoku, this is definitely a man.

>>37733141
>>37734756
https://twitter.com/inoryQWQ/status/1593459470583025664

>>37734756
No, this is a man

>>37734865
>THE Aqua cosplayer
I forgot he existed

donta

>>37734865
oh no, you made me remember

Dont die for me /nasfaq/tina

femboy cosplay aside, is there a way to reinvigorate interest to the game? Is it time to open the floodgates and let more retards outside of 4chan in? People "gatekept" too much that we don't even get any new people anymore. The Max0r guy and his community even stopped playing

>>37734756
So a good towa cosplay? Man pretending to be a female cosplaying a character that is male but is pretending to be a female?

>>37741378
The purpose of gatekeeping is to prioritize the quality of a community instead of quantity. Unfortunately, the actual community let itself to get gatekeeped by the random schizos and fled to their little safe space.
Opening the floodgates will not save the thread. It might save the game. Emphasis on "might"

>>37741743
this

>>37741743
>get gatekeeped by the random schizos
what?

>We want more active thread/more people in the game.
Then release the gatekeeper and let people in.
>But then normies will arrive.
Then keep the gatekeep but introduce them to the game anyway so they are just aware of it. Most of the time people get answers to questions in the thread anyway lol.
>But then the normies will not be passing gatekeep.
Make questions a little easier for one to be aware of, or keep them updates over time, only because someone started watching holo since few months it doesn't mean they will know all OG memes. As said before questions to gatekeep are being said here anyway.
>But then they will use GC instead of Thread.
Introduce them to the thread, perhaps they will use GC but they might also lurk in thread and write something from time to time.

You all "want" something but can't realize that nothing can get achieved without sacrifices. Max incident was a perfect showcase what would happen if new people would start arriving, and how most of the people would react.

>>37741378
I'll still hold my grudge when I said months ago that a reset or seasons would help keep the game interesting. Playing with billions of liquid isn't fun at all, it's just a method to Stockholm Syndrome people with sunken cost.

Alright, consider this:
Full reset, everyone back to zero.

>>37741792
You know. The good old complaints about off-topic. About what the thread should look like. Doomposting also kinda falls into this category.
Have anyone thought about when was the last time you saw some schizo rant about anything I've mentioned? Quite a while back, right? Because, for the most part, they've achieved their goal. The thread is dead and there is barely any of community left.
Sure, some probably left out of boredom for the game, but I can't help, but wonder... Would they stay even for a bit longer, if things went differently?

>>37742115
sure

>threads go by quietly
>someone mentions the quiet threads and asks what can be done
>5 new ips appear instantly
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>37742115
yeah but who will break the news to everyone on /vt/? non-holo coins when?

>>37742273
There were literally 10 replies before that post, with half of them being concerned about femboy cosplayers. You point is so crippled, it can't even sit properly, much less stand.

Accept the game is dead and crawl back into the hole your group came out of

>>37736108
>Someone saved the trap cosplay screencap I made for a minor shitpost
Neat.

>>37742446
what the fuck are you talking about

>>37742446
>implying that the group pushes the alive game narrative
>implying that anyone here pushes the alive game narrative

>>37742273
I-It's not like I just wake up and it was the first post I saw and could reply!!! You didn't bait me!!!

One of the problems that might arise with "The Flood" is that the servers might fucking die from the influx of the new players.

>>37742846
that's great! Haven't raged at the servers for a long time

While I don't want to advertise outside of 4Channel, I don't see the point in the questions when creating an account anymore

>>37742846
Anon... you would probably need thousands of newcomers in the same second to make any real damage to the servers, Digital Ocean has quite strong servers with mitigation...

>>37742983
I guess, they can act like captcha in the way...?

>>37743000
Anon, do you not remember the times before the server-side trader was implemented? The great trading sheet that went public and nearly brought dead upon the game? Remember....

>>37743271

Floor 8

>>37744460
>tfw I still haven't finished Lobotomy Corporation with nashags as employees.

>>37744676
I can't find a time to give a try even tho so many people recommended it to me...

>>37744788
It's a good game, but it also can be very hard to find time to play it, especially in the lategame.

>>37731746
Let me leave this game in peace, I don’t need to see this thread when I’m going to the Towa thread

>>37744917
I didn't have time to try it, but I hope I will not forgor about it. From what friends told me its quite comfy to play

>>37746132
Yeah, it's pretty comfy

>>37734756
you were correct
https://twitter.com/inoryQWQ/status/1557211851632480257
its a cute penis though
>>37704255
haaton master race

>>37746194
>its a cute penis though
>t. straightest nasfaq player

>>37746194
>its a cute penis though

For one to say such a thing.... That someone must have reviewed others to be able to judge them like this.

>>37746494
traps are cute yes
female weebs do exist theyre just like fucking 20 stone and smell of piss and doritos

>>37746613
Please keep at least one post break between my messages and yours. Please also do not engage with them in any way possible.
Some are cute

>>37746732
rape

>>37746784

>>37717698

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Ollie :: $29,831.87
>IRyS :: $20,813.30
>Marine :: $14,283.11

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 37)
>Korone :: -$12,688.18
>Polka :: -$8,076.75
>Chloe :: -$8,025.05

Overall Average Adjustment is $499.58
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,615.78
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,121.95

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours. Hopefully.

BuyRyS! Public!
Invest today!

>>37700302
look trial dev solo trading btfo funds as shown here, so funds need a buff obviously.

>>37751839
Are all fund owners going to wear fancy dresses from now one?

>>37753959
all fund owners should wear dresses especially heimins and haatons

>>37746732

>>37754917
i dont wear dresses i fuck the boys in dresses
were both gay but theres a difference

>>37741743
>random schizos
He doesn't know

>>37754917
>heimins
>plural
Anon.... I guess you at least have haatons...

>>37754917

>>37756441
isnt there hymen x hymen and mystery hymen
which one died

>>37748201
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning review for your Morning reviews! Very appreciate you!

Hello hagchads, in order to set up my trades I need some information... Where can I find the pictures of Ayamy wearing the Brasil equipment like seen in this stream background?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXgUIaaBTxI
Thanks, hag sex.

>>37761774
As always!
Friday!
Friday Night!

>>37762164
Am I missing something?

>>37762164
Oh. OH. I opened the stream. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO BREED THIS HAG.

>>37763345
Exactly, I need that in high resolution for... yeah.

>>37764190
I understand entirely, and now I do too. I'm a fucking dumbass that didn't click the stream at first, so have this, kek.

>>37763345
what she just looks like a normal woman wheres the BREEDING HIPS the muffintop belly
hagchads are falling off

>>37764358
FIT hags have a longer shelf life

>>37764305
>>37764452
Yeah, I'm thinking sex.

dear skeleton fucker, a humble request
this is a plan i intend to take myself by data entry from old jpegs but its probably easier if you can do it if youve kept any logs of past fund values
the idea is to make a double graph of all time weekly raw profit vs % profit vs networth and see where theres spikes in the graph that might indicate a good position for people to make new funds (well, make them at the lower end and grow into a spike)

>>37765041
>good position for people to make new funds (well, make them at the lower end and grow into a spike)
It's not a bad idea but unfortunately all the players left who haven't made a fund yet I don't think ever will.
Trust me, I've told them to, multiple times even!

>>37762329

>>37765419
theres been a few people recently who want to make a fund but lack information
granted most of that is confusion of why a fund would even be better and ignorant of the x50 purchasing power, but theres still newbies reaching the networth tier they can comfortably make one

>>37765041
I have all the data from the past RRs, funds or otherwise, in the form of .csv files. The anonymous fandead has the entire database which has even more information if you need something even more specific.

>>37768920
Mr. spreadsheet already proved that funds suck, and solo trading gets you more returns than funds, so why would they make a fund?

>>37770828
nice
though i hadnt factored in that your sheet doesnt include networth i dont know if its still in the csv under the hood, i sent an ingame DM

>>37773704
Is that...
On my blue board?
Haiya...

>>37773704

live

>>37768688

I think I know where everything went wrong.

>>37780135
*buys towa*

Live, damn you!

>>37785379
let him rest anon...

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37789412

divs..

>>37761774
>>37762329
>>37768688
>>37778393
>>37778446

Thread seems sleepy, have some choccy milk.

NO WAY ITS BEATANI

https://files.catbox.moe/2podg3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/wb5oih.mp4

>>37796612
https://files.catbox.moe/qdjawd.mp4

I give up if you want two bonus clips they are in the global chat ingame on nasfaq Im going back to listening to watame and playing DRG see you at adjustments

>playing nasfaq in almost 2023
I keep coming back for fuck's sake

>>37797398
DRG is fun. haz 5 unpromoted is pretty awesome

>>37796612
APPLAUSE?!?!?

>>37796864
>our system thinks your post is spam please reformat and go fuck yourself.png
kek
>>37805516
KEK

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 27)
>Ayame :: $23,120.91
>Aqua :: $12,180.46
>Oga :: $10,443.47

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 53)
>Kaoru :: -$22,780.02
>Haato :: -$18,765.94
>Rurudo :: -$16,072.13

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,202.41
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,922.38
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,322.58

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>>37808848
>>Rurudo :: -$16,072.13
death to death to mahjong

post trades

>>37809672

>>37809672

>>37809672

>>37789412

>>37808848
As always, thank you very much Mr. morning review For your Morning Review! Very appreciate that!

CLEAR! *shock paddles*

>adding homos to the game
disgusting. leaving this game early on was a good choice

>>37817708
Stay mad, I guess?

>>37820546
Damn you can't just let me hear how cute she is without warning...

movie today, "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.", at 4:30 PM Eastern to give the world cup match time to end if you're watching that

>>37821004
Don't worry anon... It's going to be okay... We will both make it through...

>>37809166
I need more MajSoulXHolo fusions

>>37822219
it didn't really know who ichihime was, I just did that one because her outfit is easy to describe. "catgirl in a kimono with a big ass bow and jingle bells"

Fund Autism for Week 22 of Funds
New Fund : BuyRys
Last week was a spike so this one is more of who kept the most from that, aside from Sora Fund which is pegged to the price of sora, and the 100% liquid funds, JO held out best

i meant week 23
>>37822395
ina x ichihime is a terrifyingly smug and sexual creature
god look how flat she is fuck thats hot

20ccs of divs, STAT!

>>37822020

>>37825136
>BBB has his own dedicated thread now
Damn, talk about popular....

>>37825704
Don't underestimate the power of blondes.

>>37826270
Expect the OP picture doesn't feature a single blonde~

>>37826397
*except

When is the movie?

>>37821944
>>37827222
About 25minutes

>>37827744
My bad I thought that was a lapus image so I just glanced over it

>>37827222
>>37827744
>>37827784
my bad. minor delay due to acute onset tommy hort and mainly my server not cooperating

>>37827813
>streams movies on cytube instead of just streaming like a normal vtuber
why are you like this Ame?

potato, please don't forget to put up an auction for your paycheck

>>37827222
>>37827813
playing 1 more toko song and then starting

>>37829685

Floor 9

A year ago today (or, in about 10 hours), I was invited to Miyatsuko.

Wish I could go back.

irys

Is it better or worse than her new outfit
Vote now with your phones.

>>37841476
kek. better

>>37838343
Joining the mayonaise cuckcircle is a pretty understandable regret but you can't go back, only do penance.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 67.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 130,032,613, a change of 0.51% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,625,408. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, taking it from Kaoru.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 47):
>Kaoru :: +65.6%
>Rikka :: +18.7%
>Astel :: +18.0%
>Coco :: +12.7%
>Pochimaru :: +11.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 33):
>Oga :: -20.2%
>Ollie :: -15.8%
>Melfissa :: -15.4%
>Izuru :: -8.2%
>Amelia :: -8%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $902,697.04 liquid to start with. This is a change of -3.3% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $4,339,894,369,891.61, a change of -2.45% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $33,375.43. There are 20 coins with a value above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the position from Suisei.
>Kaoru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, taking the position from Aruran.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 32):
>Oga :: +63.9%
>Ayame :: +49.6%
>Aqua :: +26.8%
>Ui :: +25.6%
>Pekora :: +20.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 48):
>Kaoru :: -68.6%
>Haato :: -43.4%
>Choco :: -33.6%
>IRyS :: -33.1%
>Noel :: -32.6%

1 coin (Iroha) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $289,153,489,921, a difference of 0.92% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $15,888,787,574.54, a change of 17.2% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 13):
>Lamy :: +11.1%
>Baelz :: +7.5%
>Aki :: +7.3%
>Subaru :: +5.8%
>Gura :: +4.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>7 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>64 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Haato :: $635.52 Up :: $7,096.67 from adj.
>Choco :: $499.46 Up :: $5,577.31 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $455.74 Up :: $5,089.10 from adj.
>Lamy :: $454.58 Up :: $5,076.11 from adj.
>Astel :: $442.34 Up :: $4,939.49 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: -$4.17 Down :: -$46.62 from adj.
>Reine :: -$4.35 Down :: -$48.60 from adj.
>Syrios :: -$6.84 Down :: -$76.38 from adj.
>Ayamy :: $9.73 Up :: $108.63 from adj.
>Dezmond :: $11.61 Up :: $129.62 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $80.09 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $159.26 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$104.64 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you that there are too many outfits debuting this weekend.

Alright, let's get started.

>

For those of you at home, yes, we are 8 minutes in and we're still just looking at legs.
You heard it here, folks, IRyS is now CLAMPRyS.

IRyS why did you put poinsettias on your fucking dress

I'm glad that IRyS is a bunch of sticks tied together. Even in 2022 it's pretty brave to come out as a faggot to 85k people.

numbers update?

IT'S ACTUALLY AN UPGRADE THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

>Drop 16k as soon as you reveal the face
lol
lmao, even
lmfao if you will
When's Devil TriggeRyS

>my I need to go to the bathroom pose
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SHIT
kek

>>37838343
I also would wish to unjoin the mayoparty

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1596685784257421313 heh
Not bad for the upgrade, is it just me or is the face still a little off?

>>37858814
sex

meow~

wolf

LIVE

own a musket for self-defence

>>37846542
or shes a fascist with one of the roses as the axe, based
worldwide lesbian space fascism

>>37865308
good girl yes she issss, now go back to trading

>>37838343
Redemption arc when?

10

>>37878619
9

Why is the op a man in a dress

>>37879682
This appeals to the fantasies of the average nasfaq player.

>>37879682
>>37880790
it IS the average nasfaq player

>>37879682
>>37880790
>>37881166
It's actually both

>>37879682
>>37880790
>>37881166
>>37881867

>>37881166
>>37881166
>>37881867
>>37884546

Lies, this is avg. nasfaq player

>>37885579

>>37885579

ohhhh i need to shit

I'm not used to drinking coffee, I need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 30)
>Aqua :: $27,256.74
>Laplus :: $20,692.16
>Flare :: $14,791.12

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Ayame :: -$25,812.50
>Miko :: -$16,897.07
>Polka :: -$16,665.05

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,000.10
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,369.69
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,221.97

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>>37886727
Thanks as always for the review!

What are we trading today?

this is what the fund autotrader looks like on mobile. that's as far left as you can scroll it, the save button is completely cut off. you can see the same thing if you make your browser window narrow enough.
please devs im begging you, all I ask is that you move the save button over a little

Akiposter, please check your dms

>>37890003
Working on this now, grug built solution seems to have worked when testing it out, thanks to grug-anon who helped me out with all of this. I'll send it over to honk to review, the only issue with this is it will require a decent bit of zooming in and out on mobile, but everything should show as it does already on desktop (I think this is the better alternative to how it is now). Let me know what you think, we can always revert it if needed.
When it comes out if anyone notices any bugs let me know, thanks.
Picrel is when you drag it over to the left, and then you can access everything else by moving to the right.
-trial dev

>>37889410
just copied my fund trades

>>37892897
based, thanks trial-chan

Anybody for a quick game of Mahjong?
Majsoul Friends Room 74798(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74798

>>37886727
As always, thank you very much Mr. Morning review for your Morning review!!!! Very appreciate that!!!

>>37892897
grug not able use nasfaq on grug amiga. how devs plan fix?

Electrum Corporation would like to announce that it's recruiting again. For the position of setting up an auto-trader.
Requirements:
- Being present at adjustment time everyday
- The ability to work in a team
- Skill to make the best trading decisions based on the provided data
Please send your applications to [天] Tenshi X Tenshi X Tenshi.

>>37904627
you got a logo? very cool

>>37904739
A while back, actually. I just don't get many occasions to use it... maybe I should make a page for /vtwbg/, so it gets some use, at least...

Huh, I just noticed this, whatever it is.
Kinda reminds of the "Love is..." gum, except with Aki

>>37904909
You should. Here, I made a template a bit ago: https://rentry.org/CompanyCharacterTemplate
Here is an example of what someone has made. There are more in the vtwbg lore archive, and some of them may be recognizable to you
https://rentry.org/black-fleet

>>37905950
>less, than 20 minutes before I got jumped by one of the /vtwbg/ residents
huh, that was actually slower, than I expected. Jokes aside, this stuff looks extremely complex....

>>37906082
Its not, that is just one of the more detailed ones. You really wouldnt need to overthink it.

>>37906160
But I don't want to half-ass it.

>>37906219
I could always help and give you feedback for the drafts, could even work out an area from the map for an HQ

>>37906303
I'll keep it in mind. Sasuga world-builders...

>>37905791
The gacha treats each new name as a new user, so I try to fill up the leaderboard with Aki praise when rolling I'm looking to spreading her name further assuming the upcoming event has something to do with the gacha

>>37904627
please let me buy you
15% is too high

>>37908137
I want to remind you that you are buying not just into one of the best funds on the market, but also into a future without the Miyatsukos.
But fine, I guess I can lower it a bit

>>37908026
based

>>37906303
theres a map of our funds on nasfaq island?
show us
i demand an area for the haaton funds
a slum where people eat the rats and spiders despite being well off CEOs in big skyscrapers

>>37908338
this image is sus to use

>>37908338
Should have increased it. Their loss if they don't buy. You exceed 15% growth per week anyways, and you lose nothing if they refuse to buy you for that fee in the first place.

>>37908338
bratty heimin....

>>37908511
no they dont
poepoe does, ill buy poepoepoe despite the 20% cause they do have the fat growth

>>37908693
>Fat growth
>28 bil networth
AAAAHHH PLEASE somebody make a new fund already

>>37908680
>"I will lower it"
>Lowers it 0.1%
based kusogaki heimin

>>37908887
and he still gets above 20%
its quite impressive really

>>37879682
>>37880790
>>37881166
Remember the golden rule >>17475168

>>37908887
>22 billion networth
>600% growth/month
you should invest in BIG PLANS

>>37908887
I'm waiting until I have 30M so I can buy the license, inject 10M, and keep 10M for myself.

>>37911866
dont use my ancient posts for your narrative

>>37915204
I dont see your name on it

>>37915820
It says "Anonymous" right there

>>37916011
Yeah thats my name

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>37917349
>00:00:01
Much better Mr. hour 19th!
Floor 8

>>37908435
Well, not only funds but also a mixture of fictional companies and dev held territories. Most remain unclaimed, but if you want to get on the map we can work on that, I'd love to fill it up with companies and factions.. I've got stuff planned down to the rough climates and geology and mineral resources.
The border gore is intentional, fits our theme.
https://files.catbox.moe/g5z3fh.png

>>37919297
wft?

>>37920992
"wft" Eh?
Floor 9

>>37923162
go white girl go!

Floor 10

Floor 7
Can it stop speeding so much

MAKIN MY WAY TO PAGE 10

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 78, a bit late today.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 131,538,358, a change of 1.16% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 1,644,229. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and took the position from Calliope, continuing their all-out war.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 57):
>Kaoru :: +39%
>Astel :: +21.4%
>Vesper :: +18.9%
>Miyabi :: +15.6%
>Coco :: +14.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 23):
>Oga :: -28.6%
>Aqua :: -12.4%
>Ollie :: -10.5%
>Laplus :: -9.1%
>Flare :: -7.9%

2 coins (Ina'nis, Zeta) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $917,980.82 liquid to start with. This is a change of 1.69% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $4,476,388,445,114.06, a change of 3.15% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $34,031.05. There are 19 coins with a value above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and took it back from Kaoru.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 47):
>Laplus :: +61.8%
>Kaoru :: +55.7%
>Haato :: +53.1%
>Flare :: +47.8%
>Aqua :: +38%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 33):
>Ayame :: -39%
>Ui :: -30.1%
>Miko :: -28.4%
>Polka :: -26.9%
>Kronii :: -26.2%


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $290,381,126,103, a difference of 0.42% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $17,376,716,961.53, a change of 9.4% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 8):
>Ina'nis :: +1.7%
>Sora :: +1.3%
>Suisei :: +1.2%
>Haato :: +1%
>Marine :: +0.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>10 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>15 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>51 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Laplus :: -$499.47 Down :: -$6,493.13 from adj.
>Mumei :: $450.35 Up :: $5,854.53 from adj.
>Vesper :: $429.37 Up :: $5,581.80 from adj.
>Aqua :: -$418.77 Down :: -$5,443.97 from adj.
>Miko :: $417.25 Up :: $5,424.30 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: -$0.53 Down :: -$6.93 from adj.
>Ina'nis :: -$0.60 Down :: -$7.83 from adj.
>Baelz :: -$1.88 Down :: -$24.47 from adj.
>Nachoneko :: $1.93 Up :: $25.09 from adj.
>Kanaeru :: -$1.94 Down :: -$25.20 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $64.57 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $136.33 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$113.26 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

reminder that the market is going to crash tomorrow

>>37933157
why

>>37933332
just believe

>>37933332
Civia and rushia meltdown

>>37933510
>implying I own any civia

>>37933672
ya missed the best thing here of nasfaq then. your loss

>>37933738
I have a bunch of Coco I bought when she was below 30k, I'm doing alright

>>37933844
but seriously tho, if you care, sell. i think trial dev mentioned that they'll remove the restrictions on those dead coins

>>37935608
I have a token funny number amount of Rushia for bread I think I'll be fine. Good looking out.

i wish that those dead coins would drop to $10 everyday.