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sonny LOVE

i love sonny lots

WIFE LOVE!

>>37759656
is he too british for you? wife is just joking around, nothing much to livepost

wuca love!

demon love!! i showed the cover to some normie friends and they thought he sang well!!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
>"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

milking this milf until he cums dry and his voice is hoarse

>>37759970
That fake posh cunt is not British he's from DENMARK

>>37759970
nta but I'm a brit and his faux accent grinds my gears. I have a lot of nord/scandi mates and they still don't sound half as uppity as he does. idk if he's playing it up for kayfabe or what not

>>37760037
Mommy

>>37760053
kek, I can feel the hate

>>37760062
aah, got it

>>37757366
oop sorry just saw this. In my experience, the taste depends on how it's processed. Mass produced/supermarket goat milk I find is a tad too sweet, and I know people who don't drink a lot of milk mistake it for cow milk. Raw goat's milk is definitely my fave. The grassy and earthy taste is strong. It's a bit generic to say since it will still depend on the goat, but it really is just goat cheese but in liquid form. My fave milk is buffalo milk though. It's so much richer and flavorful compared to cow's milk. I love milk! I love dairy!

WIFE WANTS TO GET PEGGED BY D.VA

wife wants to be pegged by diva. NOW!

>>37760106
ARE YOU GONNA SAUCE THIS OR WHAT TOT MOMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

News:
Noctyx AnimeImpulse? https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1594873954937643008

Merch on sale:
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I love my demon husband so much I can't stop crying

>>37760116
anon do you own a farm

god I wish I were dva

>>37760174
No, I've just gone to a lot of farms to drink milk...

>>37760153
https://twitter.com/kirarakyl/status/1596179390668623872

Have you seen DJ?

>>37760164
black friday sold out goods restocked in 7 hours. potential restocks for sold out boys is sakura bloom keychains for luca, shu, ike, and all of noctyx along with new year badges

wife don't go.......

>>37760206
just to drink milk?..

wife gone......but back in a few hours with ukiki!

>>37760319
I would like to believe that after they took this picture they all gangbanged him

>>37760316
Thanks for the update, I didn't put BF up there since it's basically not merch. Good luck to the people that still need some stuff!

>>37760116
thanks for the review dairy anon! i love milk! i love dairy! i want to go hunting for those for the farmer's market when they go in season... hrmm there's a stall that sell bison stuff, maybe that's similar to buffalo...
t. daily milk and yoghurt anon

Cowboy wife that will go to farmers market and milk cows with you

Ike love! He's so cute, even when he's war criming and tryharding. I really appreciate his post ptsd zatsu, he made four sandwiches and had a little chat with us. His reaction when he missed vox's premiere was really cute, shows how he really hypes him up and knows he will do a great job, very teetee.

>>37760420
little does he know he's the one who's getting milked

>>37760386
if i miss out on luca's keychain for the 3rd time im going to give up

>>37760420
wife retiring in his ram ranch with his 6 big dogs and a herd of comfydants

>>37760393
>i love milk
based! I can't put into words how much I love milk too and the amount of money that goes into buying it for me. I loooooooooove dairy! I loooooooooooooove milk!!

>>37760393
Are the yoghurt made from different milk taste different as well?

>>37760164
I love him so much thank you news kindred
>>37760419
I enjoyed the game but skipped the zatsu, glad you had fun

we have milk drinkers among us

>>37760578
I loveeeee milk but I'm lactose intolerant

>>37760606
t. Ike

>>37760606
anon...your poor stomach and toilet, have mercy on it

>>37760578
I love almond milk that stuff bangs hard

>>37760578
yes, and the one I crave the most is wife's

>>37760640
Onions milk is better

>>37760640
as long as its not cow milk, cow milk drinkers are gross

>>37760630
Why do people say I'm Ike every time I post anything about food...

>>37760578
i love milk, i tried lactose free milk but it doesn't taste the same

Vox, the waiting room...

>>37760712
I'm so sorry anon... My sincerest condolences...

>>37760665
cow milk is the best tho have you ever had a cup of FRESH milk from an actual FARM no supermarket? delicious

>>37760759
that sounds disgusting...

>>37760759
the best milk i've had in my life was from a vending machine after coming out of an onsen, the moment is seared into my memory on a cellular level

>>37760663
Mommy milkies

>>37760794
you sound disgusting

>>37760733
Let him be it's been a big day. He's overstuffed with praise right now.

>all those kindredsonas cameos in the music video
So what are the odds of few male kindreds being included in hisnext videos? I know that his audience is mainly female, but it'll be in line with who he really is, seeing how gay he acts while streaming.

>>37760839
okay to be fair, i was forced to watch a video of how disgusting milk is produced in factories for a class and told there's pus in it so im traumatized.

>>37760852
He'll probably put it up in the next half hour yeah
>>37760858
I hope there's a few. I'm not sure many were submitted anyway

>>37760759
The best milk I've drank is immediately after a doctor's appointment that they confirmed I'm not anaemic anymore, because if you have low iron you can't drink milk as it impedes iron absorption... It was suffering

>>37760878
Did they show how they filtered the milk as well? If they didn't, then you fell for some peta bullshit.

>>37760858
Honest answer? Pretty low, I dunno how many male sonas got submitted. Maybe if he opens submissions up again we'll see more.

>>37760819
rich in all the nutrients I need

>>37760951
they did but i was too disgusted by it

>>37760542
milk love!

>>37760553
that's something i haven't tried yet. i lied to the anon above, i tried water buffalo milk if that's similar. the icecream and deserts made from it is a bit heavier/ more fatty and i heard it has less lactose for those people who can't handle cow milk. i maybe wrong tho, just that my friends that are are good with that kind of milk, or maybe they drink it in such a rare occasion that they don't notice shitting themselves later

>>37760968
He did mention that he couldn't actually look through all 700 he got.

>>37760858
I saw a couple male kindreds being sad on twitter because they've been feeling excluded as all the Vox fan art and fan content is female pov.

>>37760578
Milk is based as hell. I've been a proud milk enjoyer since I was a kid, though I've only ever drank cow's milk. I'm unfortunately one of those autistically picky eaters, so I've never given any other sort of milk a try (other than skim milk, fuck skim milk, it's disgusting and I hate it)

>>37761084
skim milk is disgusting, you are right. do you drink milk with meals like they show in cartoons?

Poor Ikey for mistaking Spec Ops as just another fps shooter. Missed out on most of his stream because I was watching Vox, so I couldn't see just how ridiculous the game was.

>>37761062
That's very much a "be the change you want to see" situation, at least to me. I do like that there's been more and more male kindred art coming out as time passes.

>>37761133
Yeah! Some foods I pair with milk, some I don't, it really depends. If it's any kind of dessert, I'll almost always have some milk to wash it down with. If it's with some fast food, or something spicy, I'll drink it then too. If I'm not feeling up for it, or I don't think it'd go well with the food, I just default to water or iced tea. I don't drink soda ever, I've only tried it a few times in my life and I could barely take a swig, I hate the carbonated feeling on my tongue.

>>37761084
i'm autistic about milk and i NEED some sort of dairy for breakfast so days when i have no milk in the house i have to resort to drinking those stuff and i kind of like it now. it reminds me of baby formula or milk candy if you get the powdered kind and eat a spoonful of it.

>>37761084
My roommate only drinks 2% milk and it makes me want to vomit

>>37760896
Hey, you got it exactly right. BIGMONKEMAN37 TIME (in 30 mins) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoMuEpi6P5w

>>37761241
interesting so you'd drink it with a burger and fries or something like a milkshake without the shake part. i personally dont care for soda either, ill purposefully let it get flat if its the only thing i have to drink

>>37761287
>slutty kiriko art
based beyond belief

>>37761084
My dad used to call me 'calf' because I drank a lot of cow milk as child, and I continue to do so until today. I have 2 cups, sometimes 3 per day. I haven't been drinking too much recently because they changed the formula of choco powder I use and it tastes different, so now i'm only on coffee milk

>>37761272
i....i only drink 2% milk... i've tried 1% and 3.25% but i can't stomach either

Only sodas I drink these days are root beers and coke zero, and even then, very rarely. Ginger ale is ok too. Everything else makes my teeth feel like they're melting as I drink it.

>>37761245
That's fair I guess, I just could never imagine myself in that position. It's making me gag a little thinking about it. You're much more powerful than I could ever dream of being.
>>37761272
Honestly I've never really been able to tell the difference between 1% and 2%. I know there IS a difference, but it all goes down the same to me.
>>37761312
Oh I love milkshakes, I try to get it whenever available. I'm like the other anons above, any sort of dairy product I usually tend to like. And I'm the same with alcohol, I rarely drink it but if it's something like hard lemonade, I wait until it gets a bit flat and then I drink it, so it's not too overwhelming to drink.
>>37761400
>'calf'
That's so cute, I've never had coffee milk, I've never had coffee in general, but I do love the smell. It's been tempting. Also, chocolate milk, double based.

>>37761425
based root beer anon

milk love! i love everything milk! but i draw the line at milk/yoghurt soda

>>37761425
Only sodas I drink is energy drinks

>>37761516
>doesn't like milkis
unbased

>>37761516
like calpis/calpico?

i love milk and dairy desserts but i developed a lactose intolerance in the past few years. the other day i had a cheese danish and died, I need to get in the habit of taking lactaid...

>>37761558
>>37761564
yes... i only know of it cause they'd mix it with soju. but it muddies it... at that point, i prefer to just drink it by itself

>>37761425
>>37761499
>root beer
I almost physically recoiled, no hate to you but root beer is one of the worst things I've ever tasted. You guys have some powerful taste buds. I remember having a root beer flavored lollipop once and could barely even finish licking it without throwing it away.
>>37761516
I've never heard of milk/yogurt soda... I'm sickened but curious. I probably wouldn't like it, but I still feel interested enough to want to try it some day.

bloody beaten luca with cum based on one of the confessions he read last night

>>37761664
That's so hot

>>37761664
Holy sex

>>37761664
Goddamn, do you still have the sauce?

>>37761664
holy shit

>>37761644
Rootbeer floats are so fucking good, I want one now

>>37761642
its pretty delicious on its own if you ever try it, ive never had the carbonated version though.
>>37761644
root beer is the only soda i like aside from dr.pepper, it has that certain flavor that makes it sweet

https://twitter.com/Yugo_Asuma/status/1596225831801880576
he's been corrupted

>>37761743
the name fits
https://twitter.com/sorrymydearluca/status/1596224708244287488

>>37761480
>I've never had coffee milk, I've never had coffee in general, but I do love the smell.
it's really good! It's culture at this point to drink a lot of it, and since our coffee is strong as fuck it's not uncommon to drink it with milk if you're a kid or you can't handle the bitterness yet

>>37761813
I mean ABO language has sort of seeped into real world use, dude's be calling themselves Alphas and other men Betas even Omega, mfs invented a new gender Sigma.

>>37761425
I stopped drinking soda all together. Mostly because of how much is consumed in my family. My brothers drink that shit like water, and surprise, they have health problems. Seeing the tall stack of 48 packs of cokes in the kitchen one day made me so fucking disgusted that I can't drink it anymore.

>>37761831
Holy based, they draw some good stuff.
>>37761874
I've thought about trying some coffee, loading with milk and sugar, because I have baby taste buds and probably wouldn't be able to handle regular coffee. I hate bitter tasting things. I also eat stuff that's bad for me anyways, and I know how addicting coffee can be, I don't need that on top of everything else.

>>37761919
anon... that's because of a debunked study of wolf behavior in the 50's...

Gore is so hot

>>37761966
I know kek I'm just saying it's all based on wolves and I will continued to willingly misinterpret dude bro talk as ABO talk

>>37761992
briskadet......

>>37762031
Be careful now it might be a comfydant

i realized that luca artist has 4 different accounts, i knew i recognized their style

Seeing the kindreds happy that got their sonas in the mv makes me glad we don't have a centralized mascot. Makes moments like this really unique and heartfelt.

>>37760563
Cute anon, thank you for watching him!

>>37761225
If you're short on time, i recommend watching the cutscenes and his post game zatsu! He didn't sign up for the psychological damage, but he likes media that makes him feel like shit so he talks about the game way more than his usual post game zatsu. I also really like watching his 80 face and he does it a lot in this one.

>>37762355
Interesting how it's total opposite for me, if my oshi features only selected fansonas on their project i will seethe because i feel excluded... i don't have sonas, i think it's just not for me, and i like the basic one

Baby

>>37762609
That's fair too. I hope one day sporedred becomes canon, I think it can be pretty cute when done right.

bigmokeman37 live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoMuEpi6P5w

>>37760352
I touch them too. I like cows...

>>37761606
I dislike cow's milk partially because lactose intolerance, partially because I think the taste of it is disgusting... Things made from it is fine though

>>37762925
hes already super excitable and rambling, hes getting to play with one of his OWL oshis… so happy for him

>>37761238
I agree with that saying. Make the art you want to see more of, you make the initiative.

>>37762972
are you a comfydant

well that's gonna get the vod privated briefly

>>37763152
No. I just love milk and cows. I usually drink about 3L of milk a day...

>>37763178
dumb demon

>>37763212
three liters a day?

riperoooo

>>37761664
I went home sick, so I'm a bit dispirited but

THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I AM TALKING ABOUT!!! Seeing Lucubs with similar tastes as me makes me really happy <3

>>37763212
T-three liters a day?

>>37763262
I guess not, fuck it

>>37763178
w-who's your oshi then....

>>37763299
>>37763379
Yes... I'm a healthy weight for my height, and I'm not lactose intolerant. I just really love cow milk... oh and none of that skim or 2% shit, always full cream.

>>37763422
do you also drink water...

This shouldn't have gotten me as hard as it did

>>37763472
I do! I drink around 2L of water a day. I definitely drink more milk. One 1L bottle of milk will go into teas or coffee throughout the day, but the rest I just drink straight out of the bottle. Is it so strange...

>>37763600
so your daily diet is 5L of liquids which is a gallon. the 3L of milk is throwing me off but i guess its not that strange since babies do it..

>>37763707
>babies do it
I'm 31

>>37762972
Are the cows soft, what do they feel like, I've only seen cows but I've never touched them before

>>37763734
baby briskadet...

>>37763600
I drink like 3 liters of liquid a day and half of it is either tea, coffee or energy drink, how on earth do you drink that much milk.

>>37763734
Come drink mommy's milk

>>37763821
It depends on the cow! I've been to farms in Scotland where they have highland cows and the long fur is course, but it's very fluffy the nearer it is to their skin. Most cows I've touched feel very velvety! Very soft... although when I went to Nepal, they had cows everywhere and I touched one against better judgement (and against customs I was a dumb young adult) and their hide felt rougher since they weren't being attended to regularly like the ones in the farms.
>>37763909
I.. I never notice it. As I said, I drink 2L of it straight out of the bottle, literally. It takes me maybe 10 deep gulps. Now throughout the day, that's really nothing...
>>37764068
Only cows! And buffalos and goats and yak please...

>>37764197
>10 deep gulps to drink 2L straight out of the bottle

>>37764246
Anon is literally the throat goat

Requesting briskadet edit of this

>>37764197
Kadet you're making me want to go and pet a cow now, are they friendly? I've seen videos where they basically act like big dogs.

>>37764246
I don't understand! Am I strange?! I've gotten strange looks before, but no one's ever said anything!
>>37763821
I forgot to add: if you ever get the opportunity to interact with cows either at sanctuaries or free range farms, please do! They each have their own personalities of course, but they're essentially like giant dogs. They love scritches and pets and nose boops. It's daunting at first since they're huge, heavy animals, but lying down in a grass field with a cow's head on your tummy/lap is a simple pleasure in life that's just fantastic.

>>37764469
most people arent able to drink 2L in 10 gulps or even at all baby kadet

>>37764407
You should be careful around them, as with any big animal their size, but from what I've seen, most cows are used to human presence enough to not really be that skittish around people. I've seen videos where, if you scratch their neck just right, they'll practically lay their head in your lap and let you do it forever.

My favorite type of cow is highland cows, especially their calf, they're so fluffy it's ridiculous.

>>37764469
Anon you probably look like a weirdo guzzling that much milk at once

>>37762031
>>37762110
Anons… >>37761664

>>37764539
>>37764593
I... I didn't know. I thought people do the same with water or their sodas or whatever so I thought I'm normal I just do it with milk.
>>37764567
Scottish calves are the fluffiest ahhhhh they're so adorable. But yes, please don't approach random cows... only ever go near one that's been raised around humans or better yet, visit them at sanctuaries.

>>37762844
I don’t understand, where did that blood come from?

>>37764567
I've seen this picture this fluffy cows a I've wanted to pet one ever since, they look so cute

>>37764593
hey there's nothing wrong with them drinking all that milk! milk is delicious!

>>37764622
i only like luca beaten up, if i see his guts i will puke

I can't believe we're having a conversation about cows and milking, and it's not from a comfydant, wild

Average Briskadet pictured drinking milk

>>37764678
These are show cows! They are very meticulously cared for, it's ridiculous... but they're very fluffy and friendly, yes!

>>37764670
im sure people do it with water or soda but thats more common then milk..its like watching someone just chug chicken broth daily

vox doing this well without being able to see the fucking game on his main monitor is insane

>>37764736
this briskadet loves milk more than all the comfydants itt combined

>>37764068
Vilk*

>>37764670
I can't even drink a 500mL can of rockstar in 10 gulps, kadet you're just built different

>>37764755
i think people are shocked cause don’t people chug a gallon of milk to induce vomiting? i remember watching a gameshow a while back trying to do it to win a prize

We shouldn't make too much fun of the baby kadet, their bones are made out of steel with how much milk they've been drinking

>>37764749
I want to pet a show cow now...where can I get access to a cow

muma gassing up vox because he's self aware is really cute

>>37764799
Comfydants loves sheeps, but probably not as much as this kadet loves cows

>>37764902
Kadets are canonically the strongest anons itt now, quilldren are the weakest for reasons we all know.

>>37764892
i do remember that as a trend on the internet before so this briskadet is even stronger than i thought...

>>37764799
not true
.t comfydant

>>37764755
>chug chicken broth daily
that's disgusting.
>>37764745
Please... even I would find it difficult out of such a pitcher/container! I have a small mouth, the milk bottle is just the right size.
>>37764870
Das crazy...
>>37764953
I love cows so much I tried to buy one when I was a teenager... but I didn't have a yard or a farm or anything. I thought I could just park it outside our house and get my daily dose of milk, then when she was old, I'd have steak. I was so close to buying one too...

>>37764849
Vilk would taste faintly like tea and I want to suckle it from its source

>>37764953
theyre just like their oshi, its like sonny sperging about animals on stream

>>37765076
>then when she was old, I'd have steak
i-i thought you liked cows...

>>37765075
Out sperg this kadet about about milk then

>>37765151
no

>>37765145
Nah, that's just being efficient. While let a whole cow go to waste? Let her legacy be delicious.

>>37765076
Don't drink too much milk now kadet, too much of a good thing can be bad

>>37765215
battle lost already

>>37760858
I shall submit Chuuni

>>37765145
I love cows! I love milk! I love steak too! I will never forget the grade A5 wagyu I had once... it was literally melting in my mouth. For my not-meant-to-be Betsy, I would have loved her so much that even in old age, knowing that her meat was touch, I still would have happily and gratefully eaten her.
>>37765272
o7

>>37765265 (me)
*Why, not while

>>37765215
Can't even back up your claim, shame

>>37765265
you really are a briskadet..

>>37765321
*tough
uee I'm sorry Betsy...

>>37765215
anon stop embarrassing us, i’m that daily milk and yoghurt that has to survive on gummybear vitamins anon. i can only drink 2gallons in a week but i admit i’m not as powerful as baby briskadet

I love our new thread personality, milk kadet

If there was ever a niji ow2 tourney with all the branches, vox would be top tier with how seriously he's taking this

>>37765405
treat yourself to some granola

>>37765377
youre mourning a cow you never had?

>>37765353
I wasn't the Briskadet that wanted the cow... I mean, I do like Sonny, but I don't think to kadet levels yet.

>>37765405
Milk kadet is stronger than all of us, their bones is pure fortified calcium.

>>37765450
I agree, he's instantly absorbing all of this and getting results, if he absorbs all of this and continues doing this with him he's going to be way better. Having someone over your shoulder like this is amazing

>>37765539
She was within my grasp... I had saved up money for 6 months, found a seller and everything was ready! But when they asked me where the farm was for delivery and I told them it was there, at my house, they thought I was trying to scam them! Oh, also... I was very young and didn't realise I would also need a bull to impregnate Betsy so she would start producing milk. The cartoons just showed cows with milk, never the process....

>>37765644
This makes me sad that we'll probably not get luxnoc ow2 because Vox is like marshall maximizer x100 and it'll be even more lopsided than valo

>>37765505
thankyou and i’m in the middle of eating one actually! i didn’t wanna admit it but probably half of my milk consumption is oatmilk too… i’ve been recently addicted to adding it to my matcha lattes and they match so well and so yummy…

>>37765760
oh i didnt know cows needed to get impregnated to produce milk either, theyre just like humans then sort of..

>>37765861
Anon cmon, mammals have universal rules... Why would they lactate before they would need to

>>37765785
Luxnoc ow can happen they just need to scramble the team and put Ike and Fulgur on the same team as Vox so he'd be too busy simping and erping to play properly.

>>37765861
Anon I don't think any animal can just produce milk randomly without being pregnant.

>>37765995
Explain Fulgur then

>>37765914
my friend started lactating just from smoking pot

15 KILLS JESUS CHRIST MILORD

>>37765914
arent women able to before being impregnated? its rare but cant it happen

>>37766046
he's downloading muma, its amazing

>>37765760
This sounds like the B-plot of an early Saturday morning cartoon episode. It's adorable, though. I hope you didn't get into too much trouble over it, baby kadet.

>>37766046
i swear to fuck i dont have a competence kink but watching him learn and adapt in real time is incredibly sexy

>>37766071
It's that ADHD hyperfixation super power

nanashi draws such cute psyborg art......LOVE!!!

>>37766268
they gave the adhd overwatch kid meds and a former pro... dangerous for every other plat player. thank you riku

>>37766024
He's pregnant with Voxs baby

>>37766132
I was keeping it a secret from my dad since I knew he wouldn't approve of a pet cow, so he was angry when he found out. Although he did think I was joking at first until the cow sellers started talking to him about the trouble I caused them. In hindsight, a pre-teen asking strangers about purchasing a cow should have been ridiculous enough for people to question, but I had my savings and I think the money was all they saw.

>milk
>impregnating
we're getting close to the breeding topic coming up

>>37766329
One day Vox will gain access to Wes Anderson or some other film director, lock them in a room with him for 6 hours and then he'll produce a full length art house film.

>>37766329
Sometimes I forget he's on meds, all that's really different to me is that he's a little calmer and he remembers more stuff. I was fully expecting him to forget some questions during the 1.2m stream but he only dropped one question.

>>37766514
he was concerned that it would change who he is but it just made him run at 0.9x speed and remember stuff. thank you psych-kun

>>37766436
Baby kadet is now the manager of the milking farm because they're so knowledgeable about cows and milking

>>37766607
Sasuga shrink-kun, I'm happy that everyone that demon has irl is so nice to him

>>37766607
He's calm for Vox but he used to be at 2x speed and now he's down to 1.25x

>>37766338
their incest baby is stillborn and wife unknowingly still carries it inside him. he’s still pumped full of babyfever hormones and that’s why he’s so horny all the time

ABO and omegaverse isn't the same thing? Educate me, femanons.

>>37766841
it's the same thing

>>37766841
what, i thought it was

>>37766841
It's the same thing. You owe me one stream of New Cydonia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53jm_c2FMjw

>>37766734
I love the dead baby time loop

>>37766841
It's the same, now tell us are you an Alpha, Beta or Omega and what if your scent

>>37766864
>>37766871
I had assumed so as well, but Yugo seems to be under a different assumption. https://twitter.com/Yugo_Asuma/status/1596225831801880576
>>37766873
Doing so.

>>37766955
Thank you.

>>37766699
It's a bit weird to get used to, but it's nice. Take the cover afterparty for example, he's way slower in that compared to the karaoke afterparties. Still the same doofus, but slower. I kinda like it, it's comfy.

>>37766432
One day you'll get Betsy kadet! Make it your life goal

>>37766955
>yugo
he just learned what ABO is why do you think he would know shit about it

>>37766955
anon your reading reps, yugo said they are the same thing

>>37766955
Anon your reps

me giving my wife a gift

>>37767065
>>37767105
I am a blind fool. I offer Yugo.

>>37767005
I love him going at super sonic speed it's cute, but I like him slower as well if it helps him collect his thoughts and make him less scatter brained.

>>37767193
One of his fatal flaws is that his memory is utterly ass and it leads him to dropping a ton of stream ideas and feeling bad about it later. Anything to improve that is good to me.

>>37767166
pat pat yuguy

>>37767116

even muma is cooming over his gameplay... goddamn

>>37767404
literally me. wife soon....

>>37767457
muma please praise him more he likes it

>>37767457
What makes Vox so attractive to both men and women, how does he do it?

>>37767404
>>37767534
Hang in there! Soon!

>>37767534
I miss him so so so much

>>37767577
How can anyone resist this face?

>>37767577
hot + retarded, there's no better combo

>>37767577
Competent, shameless, caring, but also dumb

>>37767577
He's a "we could fix each other" kinda guy

>>37767672
He looks simultaneously retarded and sexy in this picture, he truly is versatile

>>37767974
fuck, you're right

>>37767979
LAM mama was a fucking genius for adding those cute fangs, I want him to be happy so I can see them all the time

>>37767974
I don't even need to fix him, he fixed himself now I just need to deal with my own shit

>>37768243
Him getting therapy and meds has finally made me feel like I don’t have an excuse anymore, I have to catch up to my oshi

>>37768117
I love wittle teethfs very cute, I wish my wife has them too even though it would make no sense.

This picture is now outdated on both fronts. Can I get an f

>>37768540
>luxnoc
home....................................................

>>37768540
It can rest in peace because kindred manifested everything we wanted when the thread was started except for his fucking twitch account

Wife looking at (You)

>>37768659
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I MISS MY MOMMY

>>37768540
F

>>37768536
you can sort of pretend his back teeth when he opens his mouth wide enough are fangs

>>37768648
management is the great cockblocker, but at least we have bigmonkeman37 in spirit live rn, he's getting more comfortable streaming in NA (at least in collabs)

>>37768722
his baby fangs are really tiny but i love them cause it makes him look extra bratty

>>37768759
imagining a world where he can get the NA twitch audience and be more encouraged to stream then...

>>37768715
Me too

vox as big monkey winston jumping wife as pocket healslut mercy!

>>37768968
>NA twitch audience
No thanks

>>37768859
Does anyone have that picture comparing Vox and Fuu's eyes, I need it for uh reasons

>>37769102
>The erect gorilla penis is only 3-6 cm long
what a disappointment milord

>>37769102
Wife really embodies the slut in healslut

>>37769272
this is why wife has to be a pocketmercy(pussy)... tiny wife and his broken pelvis from the wild thrusting of big gorilla vox

>>37769272
Micropenis vox...easy to bully and sexually harrass. Cute

>>37769188

>>37769381
wife getting fucked so hard he pisses himself...

>>37769412
the pink in their eyes is the lam radiation/retardation and the virus is messing with their minds to be horny 24/7. the more pink they have the more horny they are and soon we'll be able to see the full heart eyes but at that point it's terminal...

>>37769576
terminally inside me yeah

This stream was super cute, I'd be up for more chill streams like this in na time

>>37769412
Thank you, God it's so hot it really looks like Blowjob pov where Fuuchan is the one giving the blowjob and Vox is smugly looking down at him.

>>37769519
There has to be art of this scenario right?

>>37769839
not that I know of unfortunately, the only fukuma piss-related one I remember is one where wife is giving milord a blowjob and he pisses in his mouth

vox is here btw https://www.twitch.tv/muma

>>37770131
anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoMuEpi6P5w

>>37770043
It doesn't even have to be fukuma it can just be any art of wife getting fucked so hard he's pissing himself

>>37770131
He has his own pov, I've been watching the whole time

>>37770194
>>37770179
oh, I dont really watch him so I hadnt checked, was just throwing it out there if he wasnt streaming

muma keep activating his praise kink he's gaining confidence

>>37770252
cute anon thank you

>>37767551
>both men and women
Yea, his 1% male fanbase.

cocksleeve-sized healslut wife

>>37770751
all me

Wuca love

>>37770855
Sis...
But also yes wuca love

>>37770751
That 1%
me and fulgur

>>37770980
*you, me, fulgur

>>37771050
I can't believe we're the only 3 male kindreds in existence

>>37771111
trip quads spell the truth

>>37770796
Even if he gets fucked up from a rough fuck he can just heal himself

I like Vox but I don't count huh

main is overflowing with shitposts because of alberto talking to a woman. this has been your shitposting weather report.

>>37771924
Had some nice posts the last few days with the thanksgiving vocaroos, sportsball and cooking chat. Shame Alban has given them ammo to be insufferable

You can only reply to this post if you are in the 10% of guys that watch vox's asmrs

>>37772084
all me

>>37771924
>main has been almost entirely shitposters replying to each other since around lunchtime today
>nenmen talking about milk
hope everyone's enjoying their friday

>>37772294
suddenly glad i'm busy this weekend. outfit reveals are just going to exacerbate it
>>37771496
unbreakable, portable dickwarmer wife

mr. ster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BdFa6HIdXw

>>37772084
Hi

>>37772455
i read it as mysta and got all excited for second...

>>37772535
Sorry, mystake....

>>37771736
Are you not a kindred?

>>37772535
keep hanging in there. he'll be back soon.

>>37772084
hello, Vox was being such a cutie today, I wanted to hug and kiss him

>>37771924
Alvin has a talent in making unwashed unemployed useless male unicorns seeth

>>37772116
>>37772523
>>37772748
Okay that's it, there's 3 which one of you is fulgur

>>37772795
me

>>37772733
I don't have an Oshi in EN. I came a fan via Maimoto Keisuke

jwu, how's vox's OW stream? Was reading the thread and seems like he improved quite a lot

>>37772956
it was watching a live coaching session, so i liked it more than regular ow2 streams. muma gave him a lot of good insights and he used it

>>37772956
It was chill, he got 15 kills in a game one time. muma was a good teacher to him and vox learned fast.

>>37773000
>>37773016
alright thank you, seems like my kind of stream I'll check it out

>>37772806
Hi fulgur, get well soon! Looking forward to the stream

Kyo fingering in 10 minutes ToT

>>37772899
pretty based keep up the good work

>>37773403
He leaked his fucking hands, I can not believe it

>>37773572
This was meant for the main thread, my bad. Enjoy, though.

>>37773608
based

So much good art coming out today

>>37773525
This has to be intentional

>>37773662
I love all the long hair art, it is so sex

>>37773711
I'm waiting for it to not be his actual hands and just his roommate's or something

>>37773855 (me)
Although if it is his actual hands he has some cute little hands, very feminine

Little brother HANDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNFJgaB8DHI

>>37773525
his hands so small ToT

Skinny little wrists...my little brother is so cute Aieeeeee

>>37773796
>>37773662
The angst mixed with joy is very tasty

Those brown gloves were A Choice

He's just twiddling his little hands and moving it around...he's so cute I want to squish him

kyo's little hands.......cute!!!

He's so thin TOT

>>37774376
Long boy

>>37774376
URGE TO SNAP LIKE TWIG RISING

He's feeding me!

>>37774419
he got webbed fingers...

god i could just pick him up with one arm

>>37774516
it's the incest genes

Someone do the math how big are his hands, it's a razer mouse

>>37774516
Gloves too small

>>37774592
someone in main said he's lying and those Ikea bowls are tiny and for kids... ToT

>>37774709
My little skelly brother TOT he's so small and fragile

He's milking, I mean squeezing the icing

>>37774823

>>37774750
I am going to act up.

Kyo used to be a painter!

Why are people in main taking my screenshots

>>37775198
Because main is obsessed with this thread

>>37775198
Main got jealous that Snakeanon posted a thanksgiving message here too. Main is always lurking for gossip

He's gripping real hard

It's time for another game of "will THIS GS tweet spam have the vox nendo in it"

>>37775257
poor snakeanon main doesn't deserve him

>>37775230
They can just react to the pictures here instead of dragging it to main

>>37775551
>luring more livestock here
i like the way you think

>>37775631
You've milked no males who came here yet anon!

He's so cute!!

>feeling good
>take a nap
>wake up feeling like shit
why does this always happen to me

>>37775715
no wife

>>37775715
You slept too much and now you're groggy

>>37775714

>>37775674
they need to wear the uniform before i milk then

>>37775715
wife deficiency

>when I say I lay it in there real thick I mean it, a towel won't even help you'll need a shower and several towels.
KYO T/////T

>>37775762
>>37775829
one hour left.....

>>37775771
might be, even pudding tastes bad now

We're getting chocolate chips!

>>37775925
You might have also woken up in the middle of a sleeping cycle, that can mess you up too

>>37775321
i played that game with ogata from gk for over a year im so tired. please GS hurry your ass up, even a prototype will do

>>37776087
It's gotten to the point where I know when the Vtuber section of the tweets is coming up, please let me see my husband

He's moving it so delicately

??????? Kyo has family working in the fucking FBI??????????

I have a problem...

>>37776344
Know that I appreciate you, please keep sharing screenshots

>>37776418
his bony wrist!

>>37776344
I love you kyomie

cum in kyo's mouth

>>37776450
Thank you, and sorry for all the image spam

>>37776515
I love you too!

>paying kyo to be my little brother
TOT

ohhh paying to adopt kyo as my little bro as he feeds me his icing aaaa

It stayed up!

late, but uki's 3rd sponsored pjsekai stream started already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTOxVmMq9Gw

he also mentioned he and alban will have their pjseaki duel in a few weeks