/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Something tells me that this poster isn't a chumbud.

Ogey

She's also a virgin and doesn't even know what dicks look like.

>>3771213
Something tells me this poster isn't a chumbud.

>lazy
Ignoring the rest of this shitpost, I watched Gura's RE8 stream recently and it made me question why people think this of her. She was really energetic and entertaining the whole time, I couldn't take my eyes off stream at all...

Ok

I'm beginning to think Gura was selectively bred

>releases erotic pheromones that 2 of her genmates wants to fuck her and it doesn't feel forced

You missed something

All this and she still can't beat Pekora.

>>3771169
>inhuman charisma so strong it's practically hypnosis and just causes everyone to unconditionally love her
You'd think she'd had higher live view numbers if that was true.

ogey

>>3771267
She’s mainly considered lazy because she could get a SHIT TON of subscribers by doing occasional uploads of a song, rap, meme, funny clip, or whatever. Basically what she may do best, she doesn’t do because of the effort involved. Perhaps she should hire a helper editor or something.

>>3771267
>doesn't bother putting up schedules until half-way into the week
>streams less than Mori despite being a fucking NEET hikki
>no projects planned, ever
>can't be assed to do her social media tasks which are literally part of her job (CLEARLY got bonked by Enma at sone point because she used to do it even less)
>misses birthday call-in because she can't be assed to wake up at noon
Take your pick?
>

>>3771428
>that last arrow
did you write the arrows before filling in the text or something? how'd that happen

>>3771286

>>3771428
Based gura

>>3771169
do people actually think she's good due to watching her content and listening to her or is it just people looking at the big number and assuming big = good?

>>3771169
That's also why she doesn't seem to "care" about Hololive. She's already surpassed the entire organization. She could leave it and not lose any significant amount of subs or viewers.

>>3771169
>god-tier voice
this is a rrat you will feel unconfortable with but gura, fubuki and other holos actually invested in their rig

per example fubuki spent a good amount of yens in a good tascam that modulated her voice in a sweet Hz range

>>3771325
That's because she's actively trying to turn them away. She would have pewdiepie numbers if she actually gave a shit.

>Why, chumbud? Why do you do it? Why subscribe to my channel? Why keep donating? You believe you're watching for something? For more than a distraction? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it for fun or friendship, perhaps the GFE? Could it be for love? Illusions, chumbud. Vagueries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence without meaning or purpose, and all of them as artificial as vtubing itself. although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, chumbud, you must know it by now. You can't escape depression it's pointless to keep trying. Why, chumbud? Why do you persist?

>>3772226
It's all because of you.. Gura. Only you.

>>3772184
I mean she does spam horror games just like Pewdiepie did when he got big

>>3771388
I swear if Cover doesn't hire a personal team for Gura like Kizuna Ai

But honestly tho, think it's better she lays low albeit because pewdiepie talked about something something overnight fame that I forgot ages ago. Being popular too fast means you'd be exhausted faster even if it means more money. I'm pretty sure she intended on slowly growing her fanbase as her new persona rather than being 2nd popular vtuber in the world.

>>3772035
Meme asides, of all things Gura is very serious with musical stuffs though.
She thinks singing is like a rhythm game where she can try harder for better scores.

>>3772394
Outlast is a buff game no matter how you look at it. Can't wait for the new game this year.

>>3771286
Gura is nowhere near the same league as Pekora. Pekora is naturally gifted and never feels forced in what she does. God-tier comedy, entertaining, charisma, voice. Everything she touches is gold. More than that though she also works extremely hard and has the respect of her peers. Nobody genuinely dislikes her. Gura just got lucky once and that hard-carried her in her debut due to the waves of dumbfuck ironic-weeb zoomies that latched on to her because they don't know any better. So far though she's been heavily showed up for just what she really is.
Actually to say Gura isn't in the same league as Pekora would be an understatement. She isn't even in the same league as Haachama.

>>3772891
didn't read all of that but ogey.

>>3771169
She has an instinctively good eye for figuring out what guys like and for what's amusing to zoomers. I'd say a lot of it is luck but you also can make your luck - consider her song that got her fame was a collab with the (actual whore now) belle delphine, she just knew that that's huge cache with zoomers, and was worth doing at all costs (free on her part actually, knowing the fame it could bring was the real payment). Sort of like how she could read the air that vtubers were gonna be the next big thing and started up senzawa, then went for Holo at the first opportunity, then as one knew exactly what to do to work the algorithms. She's dumb as bricks in many ways, totally uneducated - but, socially, in understanding how things go viral, how to work Youtube etc, she is actually very fucking smart.

Also, I think it's no coincidence her model is what it is - she could sense that it was a ripe niche especially within Holo. Her past life was also loli-ish. Notice how for most of the few Holos she's spoken to outside her gen, she seems notably interested in the other DFCs? Rushia, Shion, and Anya - who should have been flat but got fucked over by her rigger (the same one Gura has incidentally). She seems to acknowledge those types as like a fraternity. Possibly, she thinks it's a very smart move to pick those types and that it's nothing to be offended over because you're playing a pretend 2D character anyway, and thus thinks she'll have more in common with girls who think similarly-enough to pick them.

>>3771674
a toss between both, the same can be said about Pekora

>>3773000
>She seems to acknowledge those types as like a fraternity

Pseudointellectual-chama...

>>3772891

>>3772035
????? wtf is this rrat and why Fubuki , anyway explain this
https://youtu.be/iwX_2Lsy73M?t=4992

>>3773255
Fraternity does not just mean a boy's college club.

Or maybe she doesn't have to try because her target audience are insane lolicons and literal children.
For all the "charisma" and "meme" talk I see, I hardly see any discussion involving Gura outside of NUMBERS and recent rigger controversy.

>>3771169
nice bait thread

>>3774271
What qualifies as "discussion" for you?
>her target audience are insane lolicons and literal children
Like the ones who bet on where she would appear dead?

I love gura!

The Saitama of chuubas.

>>3771169
When gura actully streams, her numbers divebomb

>>3771267
To be fair the re8 stream was particularly good. I don't know if you can consider that the baseline.

Been out of the loop lately because of work. Why is her last video from 5 days ago?

>>3775094
she graduated anon, im sorry..

>>3775094
she went to visit her family

>>3771428
>THE HECKIN SOCIAL MEDIA!!!!!
Jesus christ

>>3775094
too busy sleeping in her own vomit

>>3775094
I'm sorry, anon. She an hero'd.

>>3772226
Just stop being cute , loveable personality and entertaining humour with god tier singing voice that I almost cried when listening
And maybe we will stop watching you

You don't even know what nihilism is, retard

>>3775463
She literally is nihilist faggot

>>3772226
Go to bed, Gura.

I watched the stream where she supposedly goes full nihilistic and it looked to me that she was just doing catharsis. I don't think she ever acted like that again

>>3775508
she is literally 9000 years old too

>>3771169
I don't even like Gura that much and yet I know you're full of shit.

>>3771169
I honestly think she's kind of a cunt to the other girls sometimes. It's not just that idle conflict-charisma where they jab and giggle at each other. There's something about her jabs that seem mean and awkward. Her stuff is difficult to watch sometimes.

That Fish Tank podcast yesterday is a great example. I spent 20% of the stream wondering if Guda was hating Watson and the entire experience because it didn't feel playful like it does with Watson+Ina, for example.

>>3775094
SEX SEX SEX

>>3771388
I think sometimes people assume these girls have a lot more freedom than they do. Like that podcast yesterday
>talking about tube tops/boob tubes
>"hey, manager, can we get a picture of that?"
>"no, he says we can't show that"
That entire podcast was being micromanaged with a manager hovering over them, probably guiding the conversation. 95% of their streams are schedules a week in advance. Anything they want to play, or off-schedule event, they have to ask permission for.

The entire things is stupid and it really stifles them. You can tell how they always seem to have this leash around their neck that keeps them from spreading their wings.

>>3776338
you should go and check for autism anon-chama

>>3776558
go watch your vwhores then cuck

>>3776338
>I spent 20% of the stream wondering if Guda was hating Watson

I'm surprised you're able to convey your thoughts through human language.

>>3771169
Gura practice singing everyday, she has way more than her voice or just "talent", that's just something that fucking losers invented to justify their lack of will to get good

>>3776558
>That entire podcast was being micromanaged with a manager hovering over them. The entire things is stupid and it really stifles them. You can tell how they always seem to have this leash around their neck that keeps them from spreading their wings.
It’s just how management is. Cover thinks these managers need to micromanage the girls. It’s probably a Japanese thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNC2nHsF-FY

>>3772226
>Vagueries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence without meaning or purpose, and all of them as artificial as vtubing itself.
I didn't know Gura owned a fedora

Cover: pay for a management to tell them all the things they cannot do.
Also Cover: don’t pay to help them accomplish anything.

>>3776558
The thing is that if they ever became fully unrestricted, there's a high chance they'd go full vshojo, which would trigger all the schizos here.

>>3771213
I'm pretty sure she knows what dicks are after playing Outlast.

>>3778126
Chink

>>3771169
We have this thread every 5 hours

>>3771388
It's because she cringes at her past life when she catered to the EPIC MEMERS XDDD and doesn't want those people coming to her streams

Shut up Crisprtek

>>3779069
See >>3774644

>>3779069
>she hates funny videos and memes
No, she’s lazy combined with the restrictions of EN management.

>>3771213
I’d believe it

Sloots are sloots but the average girl is staying a virgin longer and longer
Frankly I don’t blame them

>>3779833
Wild how they just drop it like it's not worth anything

>>3771169
based

>>3771428
Honestly she caught the height of loli wave movement at literally the best time you ever could
Is it luck? Yep

Does she really care? No not really.
She has some good streams but if say everything we’re to reset today she’s be the smallest professional Vtuber
Mori no.1
Amelia no.2
Kiara no.3
Ina no. 4
Gura dead last

Why is ina so low you might ask?
Korean hate

>>3779911
Apparently it’s worth over 780,000

The smart ones keep it until they’re fucking 40 or can cash out at at least 6 figures
There’s a reason there’s 27% more virgins and anime addicted lolicons are the Meta now

>>3776558
>You can tell how they always seem to have this leash around their neck that keeps them from spreading their wings.
It’s the only think keeping them from fully sperging out. Its why Holo is so successful.

>>3780618
corporatefag cope
>sperging out
such as?

>>3776558
>i wish hololive were more like twitch
just go watch twitch, then. don't forget to flush.

>>3780250
>>3780250
>The smart ones keep it until they’re fucking 40
It’s a depreciating asset. By 40 nobody gives a fuck if you’re a virgin. You’re 15 years past your use by date.

>>3780734
>such as?
Use your imagination, virgin.

>>3775094
Lockdown opened up and she can now visit her family for the first time in over a year.

>>3780893
>It was real in my mind

>>3771169
>Before hololive she was a 1m youtuber
She hadn't reached 1 mill until after she debuted as Gura. Why do people keep forgetting this?

>>3771169
>Before hololive she was a 1m youtuber
wrong, that channel didn't hit 1m subs until after Gura's debut

>>3771169
>pitch perfect - 0.1% of population
Not a chumbud here. Does she really have perfect pitch? That's one pretty sweet perk.
I've always thought her singing was pretty "Meh", nothing inherently bad, just average. Maybe i haven't heard enought.

>>3781084
there's speculation that she has perfect pitch based on some comments she's made. some of the speculation is from laymen who are basing it on comments that instead support good relative pitch, but some of it is from comments that support perfect pitch. either way, she clearly has little formal musical training so it's hard to tell what the ceiling is on her abilities.

>>3781019
Because they like putting her on a pedestal, it is classic idolization. She grows a little taller with each romanticized tale. People like the story of their super-human which they follow around like a loyal dog. It gives them a sense of purpose, and pride by-proxy.

>>3780734
If you’re familiar with guys like Donut operator even he recently lost his mind due to some of the more recent events

He can’t even express how things are Clown world a more light hearted take on how fucked things are and simply went for
>Honk Honk!

You’d be a retarded fool to think vtubers don’t live in reality or visit 4chan apparently Kiara is on here regularly and Gura is probably the one who made this damn bait thread.
Without a tight leash they’d probably sperg out and blame the Jews or something else really based

>>3781084
/mu/tants say she has relative pitch

>>3781019
Cope

>>3781084
Listen more nigga, her singing skills is just below suisei and I still can't believe it. She just does it naturally.

>>3781019
People mix up million views on a video YouTubers VS being a million subscribers YouTuber

She had multiple videos with over a million views but stayed at like 680,000 subs for like 2 years straight

>>3781084
She at least has insane pitch memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaFK5jeJ09A

>>3781317
ah, this is one of the ones that doesn't support perfect pitch. it had only been a couple of minutes since she heard it.

>>3772226
Unironically. I do watch Gura for the escapism. Cute loli with an amazing voice and surprisingly relatable at times. Watching Gura has rekindled my excitement in finding a girlfriend that I can call my own Gura and appreciate all the cute flaws and gifts she'll have.

>>3781576
I’ll find my 3D loli gf and buy her cute dress and marry her if it’s the last thing I do.

>>3781231
Speaking of "Honk Honk" if Gura had posted that as a Youtube video instead of a tweet she'd have probably gotten a bunch of views on that as well.

SEX

>>3781702
Just fug a small chick

I unironically believe the reason why she's acting like a 100k indie vtuber is that cover is asking her to stay lowkey for some unknown reason.

>>3781778
One thing I like about Risu is how voice clips shitposts

At one time I thought she was an anti-Vtuber Vtuber

>>3781778
Thankfully that kind of thing is clamped down on

>>3782101
disgusting whore

>>3782567
Everyone keeps calling her a whore
Did I miss something?

>>3772226
Wait, I’ve seen this. This is it, this is the post.
Yes. You were writing there. Just like that. and I… I stare here. Right here. And I… I’m suposed to say something…
I say “Everything that has a cunny must be simped, Gura.”

>>3782609
Probably answered the door or some shit
Only schizo purityfags say whore

>>3771169
She will unironically do idolshit reps for 3d.

>>3774952
This

>>3781247
Real shit? Or just /mu/posters HERE?

>>3775094
holy fuck her views are like 2 pekoras combined, what the hell.

>>3771169
That just makes her a normal girl anon.

>>3783251
Algorithm forcing it, people don't actually watch the full thing.

>>3783222
Just the crossboard degens.

Gura will never graduate.
Holo yakuza won't allow her to quit. She makes too much money - She is the company at this point.

>>3776558
The thing is, you're saying "management bad" now, but the alternative is just as bad, if not worse.
Ina is probably the only one of the HoloEN girls who wouldn't really need a manager, because she understands her position as a representative of the company. But I'm sure even she makes mistakes.

>>3784464
>Look at Rushia's superchat numbers
ogey

>>3784707
Super chat is one thing.
Youtube money is another.

>>3776842
english is barely human language
seethe lol

>>3783696
these copium doses are unhealthy anon

>>3771286
>Gura mogs Pekora whenever she even slightly begins to put in any effort or stream longer than usual
Nousagi cope is premium cope

>>3781288
I just did my reps with her singing. She's talented, just not trained/polished. Pretty good nonetheless.
>>3781170
>>3781247
>>3781317
She feels more on the side of competent relative pitch than actual absolute.
Also: Good Relative Pitch > Absolute Pitch
Nice one shark.

>>3783696

>>3785236
>>3785401
Holy samefag

>>3771213
Jay blows her back out every night bro

>>3784985
>I'm not a subhuman, English is just a shit language
Cope, SEAnigger lmao.

>>3786287
>>3785401
>>3785236
Touristchama...

>>3771169
>Everything she touches turns into gold with no effort on her part
OP you haven't done full research on Gura. Gura has at least 4 youtube channels and some of her other channels never turned out to be huge successes. Your entire premise was built on a lack of research so I can't be arsed to read your conclusion.

>>3793348
And to add to this. Gura has been grinding since she was 13 or something like that. She has been uploading and editing videos for the longest of time. It took half of her life span to get to where she is at now.

>nihilist
Where's the proof of this

>>3793348
Don't one of them have 100k subs? She probably could have had one of those huge kids channels if she kept it up

>>3773000
In short, Cunny United.

>>3793557
It takes an average of 10 years of experience to be a professional at your desired field. She's a good girl now.

>>3771169
The reason it feels fake is because Gura is not an idol. It's not a Cinderella story about a girl striving for the best with all she has, like with Mori or Ame. It's a story about an alcoholic Internet celebrity being hired for a new gig at a new company, that's all.

>>3794989
it doesn't matter

>>3794989
Literally just search it up

>>3771169
and yet she's in love with a stinky detective

>>3808379
Ame's lack of talent and hard-working nature is why Gura fell for her. She is the anti-Gura.

>>3805775
doxxshit aside, she's not an alcoholic now

>>3771213
lel

>>3808510
>Ame's lack of talent and hard-working nature
you can say anything about ame but not hard working isnt it.

You guys ever get the feeling there's only like ten people on this board? I'm sure I've seen like 4 versions of OPs post on this board over the past week. Not like a copy/paste of the OP, just the same idea laid out in pretty much the same order, freshly typed each time, over and over again. He just keeps saying it, over and over again hoping the board will decide it's true.
It's like this board just echos. Not in the internet "echo chamber" sense of everyone being in agreement, but just posters coming up with their own projected ideas of what's going on in various streamers heads and then just repeat them endlessly, hoping they become solidified in minds of everyone else.

>>3771283
Explain

>>3809049
all me

>>3809049
collective mind

>>3809049
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/thanquol%20later/
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/thanquol%20soon/page/7/

>>3809049
I think you are on to something. May be similar experience and circumstances cause people to have similar idea? Or maybe like you said it’s just the same schizo posting.

>>3809049
>He just keeps saying it, over and over again hoping the board will decide it's true.

>>3809932
I don't mean like other people have posted "Gura's popularity has caused her to become depressed" or whatever insane shit they make up in their head, I mean that exact idea laid out in that format of small paragraph, greentext, follow up. But not the exact wording. Meaning he's just retyping the same shit over again, sometimes in reply to something else, this time as its own thread.