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Chibi Mayo Thread !!!

>>37748294
Mayonnaise wa nomimono desu!

>>37748121
Why Koyo is always so cute?

Shouta Koyo might attract the wrong kind of Holomems Koyori !

>>37748462

>>37748380
She just is!

this trend of her leaving shit on hold, not coming back to regular content and keep trying to do more gimmicks or the koyori version of a stream that happened recently is getting so hard to ignore at this point that i think i'm almost done

>>37748725
>Vague posting

>>37748600
Very very cute ! Also mamayote very funny!

we even got a thread schizo!
mayo bros we made it
for whomever cares this is thread 5 i think

I love you Koyo...

Mamayote is hiliarious!!! Oppai squeeze good?

Imagine your own mother asking if you like to touch tits lol

>>37749185
But all women claim to touch their tits. As a calming ritual.

>>37749185
..h..hot

>>37749243
can confirm koyos tits calm me down

HAI HAI HAI HAI

>>37749185
MamaKoyo and Koyo

There is a hint on Koyori anniversary thumbnail for one of her segments?

bros... i love koyo

>>37749546
I will give Koyori lots of little sisters if that's how mamate looks

>>37749575
You mean the game like menu at the back?

>>37749683
Does it relate to the horror segment? It looks like minecraft tho.

>>37749641
Sorry Anon, you were too late and I already did it

>>37749804
I don't think she mentioned anything about it, but lets look forward to it!

Is Koyori going to get a new outfit soon? It's almost a year since she got the new year's one.

>>37750098
She's getting an idol one for the 3D, not sure about 2D though.

>>37750098
trying to figure out when members get new outfits is like astrology there's no real way to predict it

>>37750098
I cannot think of any events that will net them new outfits. Koyori's outfit, if possible i want more elegant ones, like dress wear.

>>37750421
II want her to get a short hair model

>>37750480
D: women with short hair. In my long Long history observing, never ever felt like a good look. But maybe Koyori could pull it off.

>>37750480
fuck that, fuck that all the way

>>37750671
We're talking about an anime model, not a woman
>>37750712
pleb

>>37750769
it looks disgusting anyways, and i hate the model of everyone in holo that has short hair, especially subaru and lui

>>37750480
We'll get Slime Model

>9 ips
holy samefag thread

>>37750878
Apologise to tomboy anime waifus

>>37751187
Conversations can even be had by only 2 people anon

>>37751187
learn what words mean retardo

Koyori.. your cooking reps. It's not that difficult for simple dishes..

I have the urgent desire to call you mayoheads

Hey, Joshu-kuns. I know you're over here doing your own thing and I'm not gonna argue with you about it or anything. That being said, would you guys spend some time in /holoX/ this week? It's the one year anniversary and I think we should all spend it together.

>>37752179
Sure, only because you're asking nicely!

>>37752179
maybe, i'm on an angry phase again lately

Good Koyo

>>37750923
Cute pink blob

Why did some randos create another general. A poor imitation at that...

I miss Koyori...

miss asakoyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pARIQP9FK0c
Self-dox?

>>37764258
I think she knows we know

They think they know...

>>37764258
Anon, I have to be honest; I don't care and I don't understand a single word of that clip.

>>37764258
elaborate

>>37769684
>>37770450
Rough breakdown: Koyori talks about her VA experience from past

>>37764430
More like from day one with the whole mayo thing she wanted people to know.

>"people" in the self-proclaimed Koyori thread don't understand Japanese
So what the fuck are you here for?

>>37770906
well I'm glad she wanted us to know because I think she's really cute

>>37750162
But which Idol outfit version will she pick I wonder

so all of a sudden I was thinkin
hey Koyo sure do be cute
yeah

>>37748725
I just hope she would stop start 7 different games at the same time and play each once every week. It's so frustration when de series are dragged around for a month

>>37772572
i like it lots of variety
>>37770726
i thought she worked at a karaoke

>>37772599
It makes me feel like she isn't really immersed in the game and consecutively makes me lose immersion on the stream.
I want to see hers arcs in theses games, getting invested to the point of talking and having her own ideas about them with chat, but if she plays of games at the same time it's impossible to build a story around her and the game. It's like she's playing just for playing, pure grind.

Or perhaps I'm just too used with traditional streamers...

>>37771141
cute noises in japanese?

>>37773465
The occasional "Hey Guys" are priceless too!

Tourist here, where did the mayo thing come from? I've seen a small amount of koyo content mainly duolingo but it usually just doesn't fit in my schedule.

>>37775319

>>37775319
She's a mayo drinker, pls save her

>>37775319

Will Koyo execute the shiny eevee if she gets a male? Or lock him up to breed more girlfriends for is.

>she will endure white b(u)oys

I declare mayonnaise forbidden until Koyori is back!

>>37779071
You better get ready then, she's back in 5min!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uP6RK609m4

>>37778735
Wow, didn't know that they introduced different coloured shinies.

こんこよ~~~
>[Konkoyo sleep cycle]
7 hrs 28 mins
JST<2:26 - 9:54>

>[Sleep statistics]
Weekly average: ##
Weekly median: ##
Weekly mode: ## //updated weekly
Monthly average: ##
Monthly median: ##
Monthly mode: ## //updated monthly
Yearly average: ##
Yearly median: ##
Yearly mode: ## //updated annually

Data file: ##

はい!はい!はい!はい!

>>37772139
the same one as Lamy of course

>>37773316
Anon...Koyo is practically married to the grind. You basically have to see that as a good thing to be a Joshu-kun

Pokemon Violet Eevee raid
https://youtu.be/3uP6RK609m4
https://youtu.be/3uP6RK609m4
https://youtu.be/3uP6RK609m4
Thumbnail
https://twitter.com/gorirajanaiyo12/status/1595414195440586753?s=20&t=I4ZIFNFSFyXDG1XlCbwMSg

>>37779886
Koyori your shiny won't appear in the first try.

>>37773316
koyo is not like that
korone, watame, subaru, okayu will do what you want
thing is koyo streams every day and long games consecutively make the channel less approachable because you either watched from the start or you didn't
it also gives her variety. not everyone can do the same game for 15 hours (korone can, koyo not so much)
love koyo as she is

>>37779970
never tell her the odds

>>37780177
50/50

>>37780229
Ty for ip bump

>調査足りずごめんなさい…!
she never learns anything

She's more mindbroken than usual.

>>37780709
It's alright compared to her playing retro games

>>37780776
Hahahaha yea. Anyways this are her total calculated odds 0.02222222222%

if she keeps unironically doing the fubuki joke, i'm actually getting mad at her

>>37779886
6/10

More time with Koyo is always good

The Eevee male genocide continues.

Is the eevee that you catch in raid different to some random eevee that you catch in the wild?

>>37781985
The crystal type is revealed, plus guaranteed catch.

>>37782038
Sorry but what's crystal type? Some new eevee evolution?

>>37781363
8/10 lost track

>>37780709
I was right. She wasn't feeling good.

It hasn't been an hour and she's already talking about testicles.

nihilistic stream

>>37782196
Last one (;°-°;)/

>>37782652
What is this counting?

>>37782652
Welp. Stream #2 tmr

stop doing the fubuki joke jesus christ

>>37782687
Only a maximum of 10 attempts per day, i was told.

>>37782750
She's not sufficiently mind broken yet. There one more?

>>37782880
there's not mindbreaking in a fucking hour, stop being a dumbass

Stage 1: Denial
It's not unusual to respond to the strong and often sudden feelings by pretending the loss or change isn't happening. Denying it gives you time to more gradually absorb the news and begin to process it. This is a common defense mechanism and helps numb you to the intensity of the situation.

>>37772599
She's done VA work albeit to little success which is why she's so appreciative of getting into Hololive. She treats it as a 2nd chance. She'll dedicate herself fully to Hololive whilst making connections and when this chapter in her life comes to an end she know how to better navigate her career.

this last half hour when she was reduced to talking about fucking mcdonalds cup sizes after just 30 minutes shows why yesterday's stream was fucking stupid

>>37783079
She could have just came to my country as a doctor.

>>37783079
she won't, she has like 4 careers and she's not good at any of them because she keeps track of all of them, because she lives like all of them will end tomorrow and doesn't fully commit to anything

>>37782750
It's not a fubuki joke to her at this point, it's just the thing you're supposed to say when shiny hunting.

>>37783314
Holy schizo post. She's committed to hololive harder than ATLEAST 80% other holomems.

>>37783446
she doesn't get to decide that

The real Joshu-kun

>>37783517
look here you motherfucker, this sort of talk actually fucking sucks, you don't have access to what they do behind the scenes, you don't know shit, just because she does more of the public facing portion doesn't mean she does "more" or is committed "harder", if you want a beating stick for other holos, actually fuck off

>>37783517
Ty for ip bump

>>37783521
It's endearing because of how pathetic it is.

>>37783575

I love the shiny song

>>37784147
I am just laughing at the ESLs kiddos in Koyori's chat. Ike Ike Don Don!

So that's where all the Joshu-kun went. To shiny hunting.

>>37784491
Koyori will get her shiny Eevee quickly at this rate.

it's fun to recognize the regulars from the sc part

>>37784955
>monmonga-kun

the child of korone and koyori is born!

>>37785628
She should do these streams more.

>>37785717
yeah im enjoying how chill and relaxed it is
didn't dislike her playthrough but she felt like she was going too fast

>>37785818
You mean going from story point to story point? Yea but this game doesn't have much mini games in the overworld to do anyways.

Fubuki shiny hunting was as boring as Koyori shiny hunting. At least Koyo has interaction with fans online.

i wish someone told me why 5ch thinks the word bald is so funny

>>37787006
i'm getting to see a lot of shinies since everyone's taking this chance to show their shinies

>>37787060
Me too. Also koyo funny aesthetic sense will never be lost on me.

Joshukun spending their time with Koyori to hunt for shiny is actually what they want desu.

Joshu-kun hunting for a girlfriend with Koyori.

>>37787711
A shiny girlfriend.

koyori?!

>>37787711
our gf best be a flareon, i want her to be scalding hot
choto sexy janai!

>>37787902
Is she sexually attracted to the duck too?

>>37787907
glaceon for that ice cold pussy aka discount necrophilia

>>37788080
Ty for ip bump

>>37788166
Thank You IP Bump anon

>>37788492
Yea. Sad that most of the ip bumps have mostly been detractors. EN board...

>>37787907
sylveon for cute and funny manko!

>>37788775
The ribbons as love handles!!!

Koyori is getting distracted by that ass again.

3 hours of grinding

>>37789707
prepare for 397 more

>>37789730
I love it!

what are the serial numbers based on?

>>37789707
shes giving us the real tfw no gf experience

>>37789707
Will you also do 3 hours of Japanese rep for her?

>>37790131
I will save her.

>>37790216
anon... she is my reps

>>37790216
I reckon listening to her is my Japanese reps, no? It's not N3 level but at least i can understand what she wants.

>>37790295
remember that you can't do just passive immersion, the "i understand every word of a sentence except for one, so i'll look it up/add it to a deck" thing is good to keep in mind

>>37790288
>>37790295
True

FLOWER PICKING TIME

Flower picking!

KOYORI CLAPPING WHILE PEEING LMAO

Oh fuck I forgot to time her flower picking

>>37790288
Based Joshu-kun

>>37790583
Around 3 mins of pure bliss.

She got DIRT on her hands while picking flowers so she washed her hands

>cookies again

Ah yes Koyori nendos. Gonna be hard to buy if it's only in Japan tho.

PinkKoyo strikes again

>>37790552
>he doesn't clap while peeing
is her toilet in her bedroom?

someone tell koyo and her chat how personalized trends work please

Eroha appears

bros i wanna go pick flowers with koyo...

>>37790911
She knows but she won't call out chat for being retarded.

>>37790972
Just like the doujins.

>>37791156
... real flowers...

4 hours grind + Koyo hitting 760k soon

Dude just flexing his shiny dragonite, damn.

>>37791649
refresh, she got it a while ago...

>>37791672
It's actually easy to buy shiny pokemon from ebay.

>>37791776
Lol. She didn't say anything

>>37791649
I also want to grind on Koyo for four hours...

>>37791825
Ty for ip bump. Yes me too.

Koyori is extra pink today. Everytime after eating cookies too.

>>37792509
Ty for ip bump

>>37792549
fuck off already

>>37792817
How dare you insult the ip bump anon

>>37792909
NTA, but ip bump anon's spam does look like a falseflagger because he doesn't contribute much to the discussion. At least he could've attached a cute Koyo pic

>>37792993
that just means that he is ranked very low

>>37792993
he gives yous and keeps the thread bumped, i like him
at least we don't have goslings

>>37793043
I think his ip bump might be broken then, because I am literally the OP and he (you)'d me twice with an ip bump kek.
>at least we don't have goslings
yea about that...

>>37793043
>keeps the thread bumped
that literally only matters when it's about to fall off, the rest of the time it's just being annoying, also he's literally doing it because of a schizo posting, so either he's the schizo or he's been trying to "own" him for almost a day now

Are we all still watching Koyori's streams? or sperging at nothing again.

>>37793258
>we
There is only one Joshu-kun here with 69 fridges. It's a fucked up variant of /become/

>>37793258
this was such a bad idea for a stream i'm going crazy

Update on phone numbers

50-Sleep Cycle anon
56-Fluffy Tail anon
69-Thread Ranking Poster

Please tag your phone # to one of the 69 phones.

>>37793303
It's basically a gacha stream, it's alright

>>37793335
5 hours let's gooooo

>>37793335
a gacha where every pull takes like 3 minutes and the odds are astronomically low, i want to kill myself

>>37793365
Its good background noise and video while doing something else

Joshu-kun got replaced by a Suisei-lover.

She's joking about 自信 and 地震...

>>37793518
High level joke.

>>37793303
i enjoy it, shes being very interesting
im only listening to the audio and watching korones at the same time though

>>37793518
Good for Kanji reps!
Reminds me of an Doraemon episode where Suneo saying the word "自信" ended up causing a "地震" kek.

>>37793608
that's a funny way of saying that she ran out of food tangents and she's just talking about the game now

like it's gotten to the point where 5ch is just arguing which regular is the most annoying now

>>37793762
Do you mean regulars who comment on youtube? I genuinely don't understand but I want to learn more to make 5ch seethe

>>37793762
i think Koyori hate watcher is the most annoying now. Followed by IP Bump anon.

>>37793799
yes
they're also mad about containment breakers every time one of the codes for the raids has the letter J

The raid BGM is actually pretty dank

>>37793762
Which ones are the most annoying?

>>37793903
they mainly hate the dude with the 20 accounts

>>37793933
Wut?

>>37793866
Thanks

I assume 5ch are trolling her now

>>37793979
you've never noticed him? there's a dude in koyo's chat that has around 20 accounts with the same name and he types obnoxiously fast, and they know it's that many because people have shared screenshots with their block lists that have all of them

I do not like how random Vtubers are adding Joshu-kuns and sending them DMs to watch them. But this means there are people trying to leech off my Koyote.

>>37794040
I tend to automatically filter greynames, japanese and emojis for my own sanity.

>>37794052
In twitter, there is one account constantly spamming koyotags with irrelevant art of himself too.

運命の子 becomes うんこ Koyo no! Even the eevee is brown

>>37794294
Has any greynames got their room number selected?

Does Koyo pick the room number above his arrow message?

>>37794401
Maybe not directly above, am not sure.

>>37794350
No idea. I don't even know how the game works I just want to watch Koyori

>koyo asks for topics
>chat gives her a food one
suggest anything else

How will the Joshu-kuns in the room where Shiny Eevee celebrate?

>>37794566
Get drug raped by Koyori

>>37794566
Is the shiny Eevee in the same room with us now? 100 times is 0.22...% odds btw

>>37794294
unkoyo bros...

>>37794741
運こよ

>>37794767
Hahahaha!

6 hours mark. I wonder what is 5ch reaction about now.

>>37795111
dq10 tier activity

>>37795152
I feel bad for those poor souls. Their love is too weak.

Can we reach the bump limit before /holox/?

>>37795347
why are you so worried about thread activity, if you wanted to start a split, you should expect it to go slower, some single holo splits last for a week

>>37795378
No, we will beat them.

>>37795347
Not exactly interested in that. But feel free to sperg out.

>>37795347
>>37795398
Meh don't worry about comparing with them, we're just here to enjoy Koyo!

>>37795347
That’s just sad

>>37795439
Ty for the bump

fubuki got 3 gold magikarp
how many shiny evees can koyo get?

>>37796051
none

>>37796051
Luck is definitely not one of Koyori's strong points. Is what i can only say.

>>37796051
none, this rate of encounters is too slow, she really did zero research before doing this

>>37796051
Probably one every 54 tries

Koyo’s big fat tits (still smaller than Mel’s)

>>37796073
but shes the 運こよ...!

>>37796090
The true Koyori's Jigoku experience whose experience in pokemon was .. POKEMON GREEN.

>>37796200
She lost to nene and mel tho.

>>37796264
there was a tit measuring stream?

>>37796302
This new anon is too new.

>>37796302
https://youtu.be/1O4zoMuHd8E

>>37796302
Yeah

>>37796302
tits power measurement

7 hours let's goooooo Koyori is finally showing signs of mental break

>that small amount of encounters for this much fucking time
this is actually a huge waste of time and it's not even funny

茶色の海. Who said 1 in 54 lmao..

>>37796604
But Joshu kun wanted more time with Koyo.

She is actually going to play with every single Joshu-kun at this rate lol

>>37796665
not like this, this is mind rotting

why did you remind her about the rpg slot, i was hoping that shit would disappear and the saturday noon slot would just become a solo stream slot

>>37796402
kek i missed it thanks

>>37796781
On the plus side ASMR is coming back.

>>37796642
imagine she gets one but its a boy

>>37796539
wanted to break her manko not her mind...

>>37796868
she will pretend nothing happen and treat it like a normal eevee

>>37796868
I will castrate you jinx-anon

people won't replay the same asmrs forever koyori, don't be retarded

>>37796898

>>37796898
I wonder how did Koyo baby anon grow such a strong obsession..

intermission!
flowers time?

korosan!!

YOOO ITS KORONE

DOGS LOVE

KORONE DID THAT INTENTIONALLY.

she really has farmed a ton of shit from all these raids

>>37797666
It's the legit way to farm.

茶色なあ~~

probably the worst part of all of this is that the next 2 streams are also this

>>37798119
Oh boy! 8 more hours of this!

>>37798119
kino

>>37783079
>and when this chapter in her life comes to an end
don't remainder me

shiro!
chairo na...

ngl, i've cringed every single time she's done the fubuki voice

Left with 46 minutes until she has to cut her stream.

>>37793335
>It's basically a gacha stream
which is always bad

JUST GIVE HER A SHINY EEVEE SO WE CAN CONTINUE WITH OTHER STREAMS GODDAMMIT

can a joshu-kun with a shiny eevee create the room?

>>37799551
It's very hard to get a shiny eevee.

We are about to witness a miracle

in these 2 days she's gonna get like 400 attempts at most and she's rolling for a 1 in 4000, it's impossible

Wait, this looks kind of white! Aha AHA AHAHAHA

GO KOYO GO

Koyo...

Will you guys watch Lap next?

ahaha... Aha AHa aHA AHAHAA AHAH Ahahahahahah AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIRO NEEE AHAHAHAA CHAIRO NEEE.

maybe she'll drop this, she seems to care way less lately about just leaving shit unfinished

Well time to take a short break from watching chubas

>>37800034
No Koyori
No Watch
Simple as

i need more koyori

I need my Koyo live…

>>37800604
Only saw Koyori twice...

lmao, Lap-chan
Look at this guy

>>37801182
This is a nice image to use if someone remove Lap.

>>37801261
Thank me please. This took a lot of effort.

>>37801403
Thank you. I will remember every time i use this.

>>37801261
damn, too slow
oh, well

>>37801750
OOO THANK YOU

where the frame at

>>37802993
None up yet

Nevermind, she just made it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMEmK0pT1DM&feature=emb_title

koyo's mad at us, she wouldn't torture us like this if she wasn't

>>37803924
koyo's mad at us for making rooms without shiny eevee

I'm the last Joshu-kun

Time to make a new thread

Always end with Koyori

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMEmK0pT1DM
Koyo stream in a couple of minutes, Joshu-kuns prepare your redbulls...

>>37806093

i don't know if i can make it, flesh weak

>>37806255

koyo's late...