/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Anyone got the 4ch screenshot where someone called her a nig?

>>3764064
Is that the guro thing?

>>3764121
what if it is?

Who is Chihiro?

>>3764199
Who is you?

I've been doing my floor reps since the stream ended in order to make Beatani proud, but it turned me into a muscle guy and now she's just gonna call me cringe.

>>3764148

>>3764064
>NijiEN debuts
>suddenly start to lose interest in beatani
help

>>3764199

>>3764064
I held back on making a thread, why can't you anon? In exchange, make an apology donation to the bear.

>>3764286
do dads really?

>>3764286
Anon, from my perspective those fake anime dub voices and personalities just aren't that interesting. Also why I think their song kinda sucked. I'll take an energetic japanese girl with a unique sound and a cute and funny charm about her over that company manufactured crap. No offense to people who like it, that is just how I feel.

>>3764286
>NijiEN debuts
>I still have no interest in them

>>3764286
Just watch who you want to watch. If you ever want to come back and watch or watch the beatani vods you missed nothing is stopping you.

>>3764286
>n)
reported

Enjoy

>>3764410
Another masterpiece dad. Is this your second Beatani lewd or did you make more in the past?

>>3764410
Why is my seiso daughterwaifu acting like Chihiro?

>>3764298
I was gonna say that it was kind of nice having the timing of the last thread line up with it immediately dying after the stream and before dads could be cringe, but they are already seriously replying to >>3764286 so now I am obligated to call OP a fool.
>>3764410
UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ******** BEATANI I WANT TO ******** HER AND ********** HER **********

>>3764410
Sekkusu-san...

>>3764410

>retards think they are grooming bea
>meanwhile litertal cock kissing faggotry
jesus

>>3764577

>>3764105
Kek
>he called his oshi a nigger

>>3764577
Nobody outside of maybe a few deluded people in her community really think that is happening anon. The board rrat might be we are groomers but really she does what she wants and we respond to it.

>>3764637
That is how our special relationship started. It was love on first sight

https://controlc.com/f77bd74b
Latest version of the Beatani "stream-hours wealth calculator." Results at the bottom of the file; once they're decent enough, I'll embed them in one of my next posts itself.
Still, only public chats that are still available and then some. But at least it includes Superchats now.
I haven't combined Streamlabs + Superchats since I have to figure out a decent and effortless way to convert different currencies to USD or to the glorious yen.

>>3764637
>Oshi
might be not the best word to describe her here

>>3764148
Then it should be animated, don't blueball her

>>3764410

So how was your floor ona reps, dads?

>>3764410
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>3764859
it's bent 90 degrees and half of my body is covered with rug burns

I want Beatani to gag on my cum untill she chokes

>>3764817
Woah, amazing job anon! The incredible work (you) have put into this deserves a great amount of recognition and praise. Definitely not samefagging my own comment for a (you) here.

>>3764865
I WANT TO BE BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING FINGERS INSIDE MY CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH RISUNA CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX I'M IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT be MATING PRESSED AS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY CUUUUUUUUUNNY I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF FEMALE CUM OUTSIDE BEATANI AND HAVE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI INSIDE ME AND WATCH DROWN IN RISUNA CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>3764865
>>3764935
>>3764518

>>3764897
なでなで

Is she having a menhera episode on twitter? Why make a thread now?

>>3765051
Anon got overexcited and shot his load too early.

I don't really come here often but honestly you guys are kinda weird. I feel like you don't really have a healthy attachment to this girl and you know it, but you indulge in it anyways. Don't gosling too hard

I want to shittalk Japanese people to see Beatani's reaction!

>>3765120
She is my daughter and I will always love her retard

>>3765120
She murders goslings on the regular, nothing to get worried over.
not sure if replying to pasta

>>3765179
she murders the goslings and resurrects them soon after. sasuga bear

I get the feeling /yah/ has such a weird reputation because she's too big for indies and too small for corpofags and she gets the kind of fans you usually see on both ends of the spectrum so people don't know how to respond to it as outsiders looking in

>>3765120
She's just as twisted over even more so than her viewers, anon.

>Polar bear has black skin and white fur
>chihiro has black hair
>beatani has white-ish hair

>>3765313

What have I missed in the past week?

>>3765370
A lot

>>3765370
last stream was basically as eventful as 3 regular vtubers colabing and streaming at the same time, wonder how people get bored and became nijiniggrrs

>>3765370
Let me think
>Bday stream
>Contest stream (breakfast pics and than outfits from dads)
>Binding of Isaac stream
>Spent the an hour last stream trying to explain that Japs do weird shit to jack off (floor reps)
>followed up by random questionnaire stuff and explained the type of people that are scary to her among other shit
That should cover it.

>>3764286
Really?

I hope Bea understands and appreciates how deeply autistic some/most/all of her dads are.

>>3765137
は?

>>3764817
I wish I could get more cool data from all the chat messages, but for now I'm fine-tuning the details and covering more data. I also confirmed my suspicions that Streamlabs doesn't echo every single superchat, so that was a good choice to scrape the superchat lines directly.
I wanted to get the members-only chat data directly, but I'm not sure if I trust chat-downloading tools with my cookies. I read the source code for the one I'm using right now, and it seems like only cookielib's MozillaCookieJar gets its hands on the cookie content, so I might cave in eventually.
Even if it's not as impressive due to the gap caused by the missing data and Beatani's other sources of income, it should still be useful as time goes on. It's also possible to retrieve future Twitch data, provided the VODs aren't removed.
>>3765370
Content-wise:
>Birthday
>Isaac
>And just today: floor reps, drawing of vagina on stream, aliens, rejecting an otokonoko, her type of guy
Lore-wise, I don't think a lot changed. No intense kichigai/menhera happenings lately.

>>3765370
no, we are the one who missed you. how's you doing dad?
have you done your rep?

>>3764286
I lose interest in some vtubers over time or by finding new ones too...but NijiEN...REALLY!?

> Manage all the people who have appeared in the chat section of youtube with Excel
lol

>>3765253
It's probably the idol mentality too. Where threads for japanese indies will usually be framed as "Cheer on this sweet, innocent seiso girl as she does her singing reps anon, she's so adorable and precious!" and threads for big corporate vtubers will usually be framed as "The incredible and popular girl of X Generation is going to be doing this special collab today, discover what makes her so cute and wonderful here!" We are closest to a Risu general in that nobody cares about that crap at all or tries ot hide their hornyposting with a veneer of respectability.

>>3765447
But it is Kichigai every stream with her. You got to admit that.

>>3765457
SEX SEX SEX I WANT TO EJECT INTO FLOOR REPS FOR BEATANI

>>3764410
https://streamable.com/z3u3bg

>>3764817
what are you aiming for with this, dad?

>>3764064
Can't you guys at least fix the Who is Chihiro? I made that as a joke for only 1 fucking thread.

>>3765544
Make the threads earlier, it’s the only way
LETSS GOO

>>3765544
Chihiro LOVE

>>3765544
they also have been forgetting to link to the previous thread

>>3765579
it’s cuz they’ve been copying and pasting from olde r threads
kuso lazy dads

>>3765579
I can't tell if dads are extra lazy today or OP has bear ears.

>>3764865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV0KmZKyUzA

BEATANI NO

I just put out the recycling, you know, the three arrow symbol, right? To my disgust, some remote-kid-tier idiot has put lots of CANS and BOTTLES in the recycling.

In my area, each can and bottle is worth 10 cents if you collect it and take it to the depot. TEN WHOLE CENTS. So I would like to tell homeless dads, if your area has a scrap collection program you can fund your superchas from it. A single homeless dad's 1000-bottle superchat is worth more than 100 aka chats from the oil ballots. Think About It. God Bless

>>3765647
The items being more Beatani themed would be cool. Like a clover, a crab, a desk, rocks etc.

The bear is tweeting.

Menhera bear...
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1393890837092732928?s=20

>>3765541
Partly aiming to convince Beatani of what this anon is saying >>3765439. Not that I'm medically diagnosed as such. Partly for the programming fun.
I also wished I had a tool for figuring out if people had dropped her, by checking when was the last time they chatted, among other things. It was for one of the birthday projects. Although I was able to solve that particular problem by piping some commands together.

>pic related from her Twitter

so she is indeed bipolar bear?
like wanting to fack listener-chan and otokonoko >thus, bi
and the white variant of bear >thus, polar

Last night was really scary for me. I just want to say thank you to everyone who saw my post on Twitter. I was really hesitant to post it, but I'm glad I did. I am still in a bad situation, but I've calmed down at least. So maybe now I can do my VOD reps while next to my cat.

Remember

>>3765832
Shes bipola bear as in bi (wanting to screw both dads and listener chan), bipolar (menhera) and a polar bear

>>3765791
>I also wished I had a tool for figuring out if people had dropped her
Reminds me of this graph I made a little while ago.

>>3765832
I thought she was describing the different phases the viewers go through, when I saw that "rare" face back there.
>>3765857
Are you the alcoholic dad or the doomposting art dad

>>3765832
Bipolar Bear...

>>3765857
who is you

>>3765910
Read his last spoiler and you probably saw Bea's response to that tweet.

>>3764410
Is that hair or a tattoo?

If hair I'd make it bigger so that the labia are covered and only the top 2 leaves are visible from the front. Sorry, this kind of thing really trips my autism.

>>3765857
hope your catto is doing better anon,Hope you can get the medical attention necessary.

>>3765857
>>3765910
Ah fuck, I just remembered what you're talking about that. I'm glad to hear that. I'm sorry, but I laughed too hard at Beatani's typo there.

>>3765857
What the hell are you talking about?

>>3764577
wat

>>3765857
I hope the cat will get better dad. Stay strong.

>>3765910
he actually isn’t any of those
he posted yesterday that his cat was acting up and that the cat had to be taken to an emergency vet seriously hoping his cat is ok

>>3764935
>FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH RISUNA CUM
ya blew it

>>3765948
Don't worry, I laughed at it too, the timing was perfect.

Imagine the video shitposts she would do when she get her 3d model.

>>3765832
she's definitely got something, I don't think anybody will deny that
but personally I figure it's better to have problems and still be yourself than to take meds that just make you a lifeless husk (as long as those "problems" are just bad feelings and not like straight up wrist cutting or something like that anyway)

https://streamable.com/zxthes

>>3766001
Needs some work, i know, it's not the only thing i forgot to replace

>>3766201
crazy bear

I guess the perk of being a small vtuber is that, you can be a little bit more yab and youtube doesn't give a shit.

>>3766385
>a little bit

remember when beatani said she wanted to go to the netherlands to get high on weed and we all thought that was a major yab
we were so innocent then

Fuck I have a good idea for a drawing but I don't think I have the time to do it today.

Got my mug today!

>>3766437
I think in japan that would actually be more major a yab because of how anti-pot they are than anything else really.

>>3766570
Your mug seems to be in one piece anon.

>>3766034
>when
dad...

>>3766641
If you mean somebody made a 3d model of her, yes, but I think you need to shell out a few thousand at least to get a professional rigging done for one.

>>3766673
beatani's 100% the kinda person that would just do her own rigging

>>3766673
no

I imagine she'd have to get quite a bit bigger to be given or afford a 3D rig, and I'm not confident that that much growth will happen.

>>3766673
It's mostly rigged already. You probably want to rig the skirt though and maybe touch up the rest.
Personally, I don't think a 3D version would even be that useful.

>>3766673
From what i seen that rigging is enough for shitposts at least, but she lacks equipment for it

>>3766707
she is working on the pc part, so it could be sooner than you might think......

>>3766570
Bases

>>3766570
do you live in a video game?

>>3766775
No, but you do.

>>3766798

>>3766775
Yes
that was fast, but at least i fooled some of you.
First time i try to inject 3D into real space

>>3765910
hey doomposting art dad here. I originally wanted to post about how it was more meaningful to draw fanart for vtubers because you're making an actual person happy behind the screen instead of a fictional character like Deku from MHA, but I had a moment of weakness and so it slipped into doomposting I guess. I wanted to reply at the previous thread but it was already archived so I'm replying here now instead.

Anyway, thanks everyone who responded kindly to my "doomposting". That was very nice of you guys. I will be careful with what I post next time.

>>3766851
I recommend taking the texture from a picture someone took from a real mug and not the picture beatani gave. Whatever printer they use to print onto the cups really sucks. That's what I did for the smashed mug picture some people use.

>>3766896
I hope you didn't take it too hard, she came off as harsh but I think she was just telling you to believe in her who believes in you. Or something.

spoiler for blogshit

Early threads are fucking weird. Whoever is the OP of these early threads should stop being a faggot.

>>3766966
Don't talk about Bea like that.

>>3766966
Agreed. 2-3 hours before would be a perfect time for these. You know sometimes I think she's the ones that fucking makes these.

>>3766983
Get real, bea would have been able to at least link her last stream.

>>3767028
Linking streams is easy, linking to the last thread woulda been too hard for her which is why she didn't here.

>>3766896
>Anyway, thanks everyone who responded kindly to my "doomposting". That was very nice of you guys. I will be careful with what I post next time.
Glad to hear you're doing well, but meh, I don't think you're doing a bad thing for expressing your feelings the way we usually do when one of the subjects in the topic isn't involved and reading what we say. I echo the sentiment another anon mentioned about venting about it anonymously next time, I think Beatani responded too strongly even if she did it with good intentions.

why early thread?

>>3767243
kumage for good luck,
but where’s the early thread coupon?

>>3767289

>>3767289
Before Kumage, there was Kumagi.

Bea's ringfit is the least erotic I've heard. I think she has a lot to learn. Can't do my reps if she sounds like a cardboard.
Here's a good example of how ringfit streams should sound like: https://youtu.be/mR_qqEiIUE8

>>3767356
magnet...

>>3767356
copypasta anon, do you really not get the whole point?

>>3767433
isnt it for coom material?

>>3766949
>>3767069
That screenshot is a little out of context. Her first response was rather normal. But I made the mistake of responding perhaps too nicely to that initial response. Thus maybe triggering her to respond the way you see on that screenshot.

I've been verbally abused for a long time, so I'm rather used to harsh words. No worries, what she says don't affect me much. Since Beatani is known to read this thread, I'll stop here.

>>3767289
Help her out Watamage

>>3768029
kumage of the past....
you can’t handle this fight on this thread watamage

>>3767656
she was trolling for the most part .

You have 7 hours Beatani, go to bed. Good choice with more Isaac btw.

I think a stream, or a segment, where she reviews that month's alien's ghosts magazine would be pretty funny and interesting.

Would she be successful with japanese audience, considering how "kichigai" she is?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE FRUITPOSTING MEAN

>>3769958
I DON'T KNOW
maybe some sort of dogwhistling

>>3769921
Most would probably wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole or she'd attract those as crazy if not crazier than her.

>>3769958
momo

>>3769958
>>3769988
Post pics peaches?

>>3769921
in her own words Japanese don't care about indies
whether that's true or just sour grapes I don't know but either way it is true that she was at it for a solid month before coming to us and she only had like ~60 subs when she first came here. I guess she could give it another shot but at this point she's probably just happy with the fanbase she has now and doesn't care.

>>3769921
she abandoned that market a long time ago

>>3769958
Risuna-chan... your peach...

Do you ever feel like just wanting to beat up Bea? Like punching her in the gut until she barf. Bend her over and spank her ass until bright red. Strangle her until she's about to pass out and let her go. Then slapping her in the face everytime she's about to beg for mercy. Grab her by the hair to see her face full of tears and snot. Tell her that you are doing this because you hate her. You hate her smug face and how she always belittle you. Tell her that you will make her feel on the outside what you feel on the inside. Hahaha. You guys ever feel like this?

>>3770045
It's true that most Japs don't even glance at indies unless they're special in some way when it comes to talent or connected to a bigger corporate vtuber (illustrator or collabs).

>>3770108
no

>>3770045
But she had JP fans before. What happened to them?

>>3770108
Ryona-chan...

>>3770235
>But she had JP fans before
She didn't.

just did my archive reps
>described masturbation in Japan
>got into it and did desk reps herself on stream
>said that aliens are here
>admitted that have fetish for traps and uglybastards
WHY DO I HAVE TO WAGESLAVE? SO MANY SHIT I'M MISSING
picrel

>>3770235
If she had any, all of the English would have already scared them away.

>>3770286
She did. You do know she had some subs before we came in right?

>>3766570
Do it, coward.

>>3770286
There are still some, they seems to write in english.

>>3770235
she only had a few, I get the impression most of them were just StS autists that fucked off when she stopped playing it (which in a way is good, you don't want a community that cares more about the game than they do about you) and even then she's got at least one she still interacts with on a regular basis

>>3764255
>image related

>>3770796
pretending guro is okay just because your favorite vtuber has a fetish for it is pretty cringe

>>3765427
>the type of people that are scary to her
What kind of people?

>>3770844
What's wrong with guro?

>>3770887
Buff, in suits, and decent.

>>3770887
Do your reps

Dads, how was floor reps after last stream?
After my 2nd, I realized the grooming might not be what we thought...

>>3770108
No, Bea

Bea, I fucking know you read these threads. I'm telling you this for your own good. You need to collab. YOU FUCKING NEED TO COLLAB. PLEASE. YOUR INCLINE HAS STOP. YOU ARE IN A PLATEAU. YOU WILL NOT GROW LIKE THIS. Don't listen to other faggy dads. There are lots of meme vtubers. Even degenerate vtubers. I can find one for you to collab with. Just say the word. You really need to collab Kumagai Chisato.

>>3771183
Thank you for your contribution /wvt/ now go back to grooming your 2view indie.

>>3770887
Upstanding types that are muscular and wear suits. So...Kiryu Kazuma.

>>3771183
Do your thread reps. I explained last thread how collabs likely won't happen.

>>3771211
I'm not from /wvt/ retard. I'm just worried because her growth has stopped. I don't want her to regret for pivoting here. At the very least I can give her advice on how to incline even with her kind of content. I mean, it's not like she has any other means of income besides being a vtuber to her naive dads.

>>3770108
Is it any different from wanting to tie Bea up and rape her consistently for weeks on end? Slapping her, force feeding her the bare minimum to survive, and continually filling her ass and womb with semen till it's nothing but the stench of viscous semen, shit, and sex? To want to seek the light of hope leave her eyes as she consigns herself to her fate as she notices she's missed her period and the anxiety sets in that she might give birth to a haffu bastard child? That she will beg for mercy and for you to punch the fetus out of her womb? To see her eventually give up and just accept she will have a haffu bastard, being milked while lactating, and continually being raped that her will broken body instinctively freezes in anxiety, pain, and pleasure?

>>3771331
CONCERNFAGS AWAY!

>>3771183
Go back to /trash/ where you belong

>>3764286
Anon...

>>3771316
I'm saying that she should do a collab. She's stuck right now. I've watched the streams and it's all the same people in chat.

>>3771183
AWAY badGroomerchama

>>3771331
She is a natural niche vtuber due to her personality and in-jokes, she's not reaching 100k subs anytime soon if that's your intention. Also she already said she'll collab when she feels like it, stop concernfagging and let her do her thing I'm sure she's considered collabs many times now.

>>3770108
>>3771340
You sad fucks.

>>3771183
yes, collab. with me. so I can go to the xp hill and peropero your bear cunny

>>3771331
>I'm not from /wvt/
So you are from discord then? My bad. You still need to go back tho

>>3771402
ESL chama fuck off.

>>3771402
Then you dont read hard enough, It is not yet the time to doompost(really you are trying to groom maybe you even want her on your discord?)

>>3771183
Get out of here. You are as bad as that Domoarigathanks freak. You are a faggot. A self inserting wannabe faggot. You are not bea's manager. You will never be bea's manager. Stop trying to set her up with other streamers you might know or have connections to to try and peer pressure her into shit.
Sincerely fuck off. You are a disgrace and a waste of space.

>>3771402
Are you retarded? There are new faces popping up in the chat.

>nooooooo you're plateauing!!!!!!!!
someone just last thread said they went full autism and found out she's made like $8000 from donations. that and being an indie with 3,000 subs makes her pretty large. She's not getting hololive numbers but for an indie she's already well within the 1%. If anything collabing is a bad idea at this point since it'll just be people trying to leech off her. Let her find her own vtuber friends and collab with them when the time is right.

>>3771331
>at the very least I can give her advice
What don’t you understand about the phrase,”Go Back”, Retard?

>>3771444
I want her to at least be 10k before I can stop worrying. Anything below 10k is concern territory for me. I've watched some vtubers that streamed for years and still not manage to get 5k. I felt bad for those japs I watched.

>>3771183
Nugger she literally protected her twitter because she wanted to grow more slowly until she was convinced to remove the protection. Let her do shit at her own pace.

>>3771530
Holy fuck just stfu you retard. How are you this much of a concernfag?

>>3771530
>concernfag AND saviorfag
Please stop before you keep digging yourself into a bigger hole.

Ah... the off-stream thread madness...

>>3764410
Very nice but please find a better font

>>3771532
What slowly? You want her to get 10k subs after 2 years then vanish away because she need to get a real job to get real money? I don't want that.

>>3771595
You’re legit just a retard, go back

>>3771595
She wanted to get to 3k in June.

>>3771584
it's not a /yah/ thread if it isn't dads concernfagging one moment about some potential yab on stream and then having a full-blown schizo meltdown because some weird thing or another is living rent-free in their heads the next

What the fuck is this thread?
Post cunny faggots.

>>3771595
If she doesn't want to grow you can't force her to grow.
Fuck off /wvt/-fagot

>>3771678
I like this idea.

>>3771595
>because she need to get a real job to get real money?
This faggot is either from /wvt/ and has never seen a single stream or just baiting. Anyone replying after me has been successfully baited.

>>3771662
If this guy was really a dad he wouldn’t shouting about, ”muh collabs”. Dude is a schizo leech trying to get with our vtuber.

This is why western spergs should of stayed in /trash/

Bea, I fucking know you read these threads. I'm telling you this for your own good. You need to have sex. YOU FUCKING NEED TO HAVE SEX. PLEASE. YOUR WOMB WILL GO ROTTEN. YOU ARE GETTING CLOSE TO MENOPAUSE. YOU WILL STAY DRY LIKE THIS. Don't listen to other faggy dads. There are lots of people having sex. Even degenerate dads. You can find one for you to have coitus with. Just say the word. You really need to do the lewd Kumagai Chisato.

>>3771749
Now this.

>>3771720
What the fuck are you on about? Do you really think the oil balons will be in her stream forever. She needs a bigger pool of people to get donations from. She can't just die like all the indies I used to watch. She just can't.

>>3771749
Sex is overrated. Stop putting it on a pedestal.

>>3771749
Yes bea, have sex with me.

>>3771586
no

>>3771678

>>3771749
This is a message I can get behind.

>>3771802
Yea, this faggot right here is baiting. Just fuck off already and OD on your meds.

>>3771678
All yours Dad

>>3771873
abayo!

>>3771873
Well, see you in a week.

>>3771678
Sorry, but I’m stealing the thread. Get fucked faggot.

If Bea can show drawings of a pussy on stream, we can post Bea's cunny in the thread

>>3771873
>Not even spoilered.
Dadchama...

>>3771873
Abayo dad you'll stay in our hearts.

>>3765857
I'm glad to hear you're feeling better. Hope the little guy pulls through.

>>3771934
cowe

>>3765857
I'm here for you, brother. Don't be afraid to blogpost if things arent going well

>>3771824
mmmmm tummy
UOOH

I originally thought we should have a fan Discord (without Beatani), but I long regret even mentioning it months ago. I was so wrong. I think this happened around the time of the Reddit posting. I am proud of the spot Beatani is in right now, and I will continue to watch and support her. I wouldn't pressure her to change a single thing. I fucking love this bear.

>>3772145
reformed discord dad, love to see it.
Beatani will purify all.

>>3772145
The discord discussion was worth it just for the shitposting

>>3772145
Thank fucking god man. No need for a discord when all we'd do is essentially early thread madness but in a fucking echo chamber. No need to have a permanant early thread

>>3772145
i already see this place as our fan discord but just without usernames

>>3772307
And I prefer it this way.

>>3772307
but how can this be a fan discord if nobody's trying to groom each other?

>>3772431
>but how can this be a fan discord if nobody's trying to groom each other?
Were you not looking at the bait a few minutes ago?

>>3764859
>>3770939
I was skeptical, but it was way better than expected.
I actually came on my sheets and had to wash them.

>>3772431
frenchie your reps...

>>3771277
>>3770918
> buff in suits

Balonchamas....

>>3772307
Well, that is basically THE important distinction. This thread would be just as bad as a discord if people started tripfagging.

>>3772431
Anon, your posts are really mature for your age.

>>3772633
You'll eventually come to tell which of the posters here are which regulars, be warned.

>>3772921
oh yeah then who am I smartypants

>>3773017
Ok greydad

>>3773017
Andrew Ryan-san?

>>3773075
Nope that other anon isn't me.

>>3772921
It literally doesn't matter as long as no one explicitly points out that this poster is Bear Dad and this other poster is Homeless Dad.

should i do groceries or die of hunger

>>3772921
if you pay attention to the people replying on twitter, you can tell immediately who is who sometimes.

>>3773209
send all your savings to Beatani and die of hunger

>>3773209
Groceries, stream isn't starting for a few hours

>>3773209
5 hours until stream dad

Training an NLP model on youtube comments to identify dads on 4chan!!!!!

Training an NLP model on Beatani's tweets, then jacking japanese corporate email servers to doxxx Beatani!!!!!

>>3773310
Oh no my new oshi is streaming that time...

>>3773358
Yeah, Beatani.

I have an idea for a member only stream. Why won't we play charades on some online site that supports own words?
Our collective autism including Bea's could make it kino

I don't want to post publicly but if Beatani's reading this I tried the floor press.
It really is not that different from doing it with your hand, the material will matter a lot and naturally the softer the better but there's this slight pressure that becomes more uncomfortable the closer you are to cumming. Also coming in your sheets dirts them and you have to wash them, in my case I was going to do it anyways but you're not going to do this every third or fourth day like I do.
Overall I'd say it varies from 4/10 to 6/10 the softer the material but it's too much of a hassle washing shit. Maybe nips are used to their rooms smelling like cum all day.

>>3773357
just hack twitter and get beatani's twitter account credentials lol. beatani is likely to reuse email and password so you might get lucky and get more than what you bargained for.

>>3764286
Pomu seems OK but really Beatani's voice, uninhibited bantering/snark, and kind of jankiness overall is all really fucking different than what you'll get from corporate offerings. It's possible to like both in other words, because they're very different experiences. You'll find much more feeling of kinship with her than any Niji.

>>3773358
Stab stab stab

Maybe I shoud try doing my floor reps...

>>3773358

I forgot Beatani is following me and is probably seeing all the chuubas I like and rt. Fuck me..

>>3773526
You're right anon. I can always watch NijiEN on archive. Beatani is more interactive since her audience is way smaller, while my comments will just get drowned in a big tuba's chat. She's more dependent on our support too.

>>3773451
its a budget hands free experience for 0 yen don't expect too much.

How many dads do you think are actually in this thread? 6? Arguing between ourselves

>>3773601
Fuck man, still a little sad that after she unblocked me she never followed me back

>>3773679
You too?

>>3773648
It's just me and you dad,

>>3773601
no worries she has already muted you a long time ago.

>>3773679
she never started to follow me

>>3773900
Me neither, i think she stopped following everyone back after the initial spike

>>3773933
She followed me a couple weeks after the first wave.

>>3773948
tfw third rate dad

>>3773900
stuffedidiot is that you?

>>3773900
I have nothing to share so I don't really mind if she doesn't follow me.

>>3774011
nope. Noone will figure it out I think, as about 2/3 of dads aren't followed back

>>3773933
she followed my throw-away mobile account like a week ago. She's still actively following new people occasionally.

>>3773648
Just one. We forgot to take our meds.

>>3772470
Good job Dad

>>3773236
>>3773358
i boght enough to live through 2 or 3 days.
funny story there was this old man in front of me that forgot his cane and walked away so i had to go after him to give him his cane back

>>3773648
67

>>3774246
Sorry, it's actually 66. I've been phoneposting for a bit while looking at ducks in the park.

>>3774153
I will drone strike everyone followed by Beatani
in minecraft

>>3774134
fortunately i'm not autistic enough to track which twitter users who frequently interact with beatani's tweets are not being followed back and make an educated guess based on that.

Dads who had their sleep schedules irreversibly fucked up by Beatani ww@

>Beatani was my only follower for a bit
Not that it matters for a bit since I don't use twitter for anything relevant, but it's a bit amusing.

>>3764410
Forgive me for nitpicking but the belly button shouldn't be visible because it should be around the level of the third shirt button.

is this the thread? stream is in 4 hours...

>>3773648
>>3774327
>>3774246
nah, it's just me and all of my smart fridges

>>3774963
>red /jp/
ew

>>3774963
>yotsuba

>>3774963
you better have a good reason for owning this

Mau please stop shitting up this thread

>>3774235
Lmao, dude just forgot he couldn't walk.

>>3774515
Didn't need beatani for that tbdesu

>>3773601
Bea isn't following me. I wonder if I have to graduate from greydad first.

>>3773451
I think it's better than using your hand. It's more satisfying to use your entire body, and the ejaculation felt more complete, as if more came out. But cleanup is definitely an issue. I had tissues ready, so only a little bit actually made it through the fitted sheet to my mattress protector (I washed both afterwards of course). So I'm thinking it might be good to lay a spare pillowcase over the bed with a towel inside or underneath, just in case.

>>3775533
>be me
>be green
>not followed

I hope Bea doesn't start following me in twitter ever, the stress would kill me

>>3775655
She follows over 600 people, you'd be nothing special.

>>3775696
Still wish I was one of the 600...

>>3775655
there is this twitchcast girl that followed me back and i think about it everyday and it stress the shit out of me

>>3764064
Silly anon, XP Hill came after VVindows ME

>>3775655
it always catches me off guard when she sees something I posted

>>3775728

>>3775728
>he didn't follow her back when she made her first thread here

>>3775655
With the amount of people she's following, she probably wouldn't see anything you tweet unless it gets a lot of engagement from others. That's on her home feed at least. I bet she has certain people on lists.

>following Bea

>>3775999
I did, then I got blocked.
>>3775986
Thank you.

>>3775696
Any dads here have more followers than our daughter?

RRAT: The previous stream she told us that she doesn't like people who wear good clothes, who have muscle and that have their life together. I think this is so we are not tempted to self improve enough to get real girlfriends so we stop watching her. Don't fall for her deception. Improve your life!

>>3776070
i got whooping 6 followers, 2 of them are bots

>>3776070
Every follower I have is Beatani or one of Beatanis fans lol

>Chihiro is the slutty sister
>There is little to none lewd fanart of her
Why?

>>3776070
Even N*** M***** has like a quarter of her followers so I'm pretty sure the answer to that is no.

>>3776115
same, except remove beatani

>>3764064
I have always wondered what that marvelous machine is called?

>>3776042
she also specifically searches for tweets that contains beatani or kumagai chisato and may or may not reply to them.

>>3776042
nah, I have a post that had no likes that she commented on.she sees stuff you post.

>>3775822
the closest to this for me was a TLOU2 game designer following me on an old account.
I was surpirsed cause i usually shit on that game like any sane person.He unfollwed after a retweet or tweet. i cant remeber about how shit TLOU2 was kek

>>3776048
>I did then I got blocked.
How much spaghetti did you spill, anon? jesus christ.

>>3776127
Actually you're wrong. I've seen dads with 4 digit and even 5 digit followers. I guess they follow proper opsec and don't really reply to her often, or at all. Probably didn't want to be linked to this thread, but obviously lurked here

>Made a new twitter account to follow Bea because I didn't want you fuckers to doxx me
>I have already more followers than in my main account
>Bea seems to enjoy my messages
>People actually like my tweets
>I'm having fun using twitter for the first time ever

>>3776290
destoroyar-san, is that you?

>>3776212
yeah she RT'd something I posted yesterday despite not @ing her or using any tags because I don't want to pollute the art tag with my doodles

>>3764286
meds NOW

>>3776267
Didn't spill any, haven't even sent a DM yet. just followed yukkin.

>>3776290
thanks for the blogpost zia

>>3776290
yeah, twitter is fun when your social circle isnt cancer, and youve filtered out everything shitty by changing your location to japan or someplace with no political discussion for it to seem normal.

>>3766570
based

>>3766570
what are you hiding?

>>3776411
do you live in a simulation
THE MUGS FAKE WAKE UP DAD
WHAT ELSE IS FAKE THE HUHH....
what elLSE!?!

>>3776372
>followed yukkin
That's where you went wrong. Also if you have emoji in your name you're a goner

>>3766570
>This dad is so poor that he has to photoshop the mug

>>3776483
>Also if you have emoji in your name you're a goner
Except for all the people Bea likes who have emojis in their names
There's no making sense of this bear

>>3776484
hes so poor he can INJECT MUGS INTO REALITY
ARE YOU CRAZY ANON

>>3776483
Was I the only one who wasn't blocked after following Yukkin? I still don't know if that was just a fake rumor but it looks like I was spared or something
I just remembered I was still following her and un-followed because I haven't paid attention to her since her reply to Bea.

BEATANI PLS STOP STREAMING AT 00:00, MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED ALREADY.

>>3776212
>>3776343
She's probably using lists then. One for oil balons, one for shy Listener-chan, one for Dads she's planning on making pregnant...

>>3776651
Maybe her own schedule is fucked and she can only stream at this hour.

>>3776483
>>3776640
what is the deal with this yukkin person

>>3776698
tldr she's a vtuber that responded to one of bea's /yah/-oriented tweets wondering if she was okay. bea deleted her initial tweet and apologized to yukkin. to try and tease bea some more, some people started to follow yukkin, but that made bea mad and she started blocking those people

>>3776777
she blocked them cause she thought they were going to brigade yukin or some shit, not for following yukin.

>>3765940
If you zoom in it's clearly a tattoo.

Is she going to play OG Isaac again or switch to Rebirth?

>>3776687
Who are on the soon-to-be pregnant list. The swedish femboy is obviously one but who else?

>>3776940
I think she will switch to rebirth. She called herself retarded on twitter earlier for playing the original

>>3776692
Her own clock is fucked, she greets us with good morning at noon

>>3776941
Indian remote kid

>>3777024
She always greets us with good morning.

>>3776698
Yukkin is the chuuba we don't deserve

Since we're blogposting and I dont use twitter: Beatani sticker on my planner. It's a seriously cute design. Once I break my nukumoritea mug, I'll be buying a chibi clover mug.

>>3776687
pretty sure twitter tells you when you get added to a list

>>3777145
I wasn't sure what to put my sticker on so I ended up just putting it on my CD case (which I guess is fitting since it was the Sonic Youth one)

>>3777145
That's a huge sticker alright.

>every single stream so far this week seems specifically scheduled so that I miss it due to work or class
Bros, I think she figured out my schedule and wants me to disappear...

>>3777531
vod bros hang in there....

What even is this community? A japanese virgin girl is streaming to a bunch of foreign weebs and advising them on male masturbation techniques despite her having no personal experience on the matter. Then they later post their review of the masturbation technique on a public forum.

>>3777644

>>3777644
It's great, isn't it?

Need a version of this with Bea and it says Dads found the piss drawer instead.

>>3777644
mass meds deprivation

Does beatani only impregnate remote kids?

>>3777644
Yes.

enjoy your stay nya

>>3765647
BEA, YOU HAVE THE MONEY YOU CAN JUST BUY IT! DON'T USE DIPLOPIA!

>>3777644
I'm not a weeb, but I'm not a normalfag either.

>>3777838
>I'm not a weeb
anon you're on /vt/

>>3777849
That doesn't make you a weeb. Please actually learn the definition before using these words.

>>3777849
vtubers are anime adjacent, not directly related to anime

>>3777913
I want my face to be Chihiro's cooch adjacent

>>3777910
I don't know what the word weeb even means anymore. In the beginning it was "wannabe Japanese" but now it is used by many as just a term for someone who likes Japanese media generally.

>>3765647

>>3776687
>tfw she will never follow me
>tfw she will never put me on a list
this thread, on the other hand...

awake

Beatani is dangerous,
she tries to brainwash me into thinking that cute and based girl like her exist out there. but they don't, it's just her.
fack

>>3777194
Not if it's private.

yandere bear sex

Would you read Beatanis excel if you got an opportunity to sneak peak at it? I don't know if I dare...

>>3778920
Absolutely.

>>3778920
It's just a list of names, nothing entertaining.

>>3778920
I want to criticize her excel skills

i'm going to japan and fuck beatanis brains out and leave leave a high quality microphone as payment

>>3778920
>who is you
no thanks

>>3778920
I'd be terrified to see what kind of dossier she has on me but I'd still feel like I had to know

Remember. Beatani is afraid of this!

>>3778920
of course, I could compare it against my own spreadsheet

>>3778159
>>3777910
the definition of the word "weeb" just simply means someone who idolizes Japanese culture. the meaning has never changed, its just that people rarely use weeb to describe anyone else outside of anime.

>>3778920
I feel like Access would be better for this kind of thing.
Then again I'm one of those weirdos who uses Access.

>>3778920
Would be interesting.

>>3779021
this
Wonder if it's automated or she's manually putting in every name

What is this excel thing about?

>>3779374
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1393887205433634818

>>3779404
oh no

>>3778920
I would peek at it but I hope we never know

>>3778920
Beatani roasts dads stream when?

>>3779554
Dads spitroast Beatani stream when?

>>3779526
>but I hope we never know
Spreadsheet review stream lets gooo!

>>3779374
>>3779404
Not just this. During one of the birthday streams she also joked (or was it joke?!) that she has an excel of every viewers doxx.

>>3779579
Punishment 2: Coat Bea With Goo

>>3779593
Beatani is kowai

Being tied up in Bea's rape dungeon!

I WILL KILL MYSELF IF BEATANI WON'T FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
In roblox

I feel like I'm in love with a bear on the internet even though I will never know her name or what her smile looks like (beautiful I'm sure). I think I fucked up somewhere.

>>3779836
Is this pasta? Can swear I've read something similar ages ago.

>>3779593
Even if someone gets my irl name I'm still impossible to doxx. Good luck!

>>3771678
Why did you delete. They just stumbled and fell down when the shinkansen suddenly stopped...

>>3779919
You would be surprised that a few here actually feel like that anon posted including me. Fuck my life.

>>3779919
I didn't have any in mind when I typed it.

>>3779836
Well I don't know what to do in a situation like this. But I do remember the alcohol-concerta induced monologue she had during the too fast rpg stream. She talked about truth and reality and how it makes you happier if you choose your own reality and choose yourself what to believe. I don't really know if this is actually a healthy way to look at things, but it may have some truth to it. I think about that discussion a lot. Living in a delusion may be the happiest way to live life afterall. Or it may lead you to such extreme mental illness that you kill yourself.

Honestly this bear is making me want to install Tinder but then I remember my interests are so divorced from those of women around me there's no point in trying.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're all fucking gay
I want to cum inside Beatani

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love Beatani!
and so do you

>>3780212
Yeah I unironically hate normalfags. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. But I can't keep a conversation with a regular human being. There are certainly women of my type out there. But they are incredibly rare and also not really advertising themselves. It doesn't really help that I see having a dating profile as a red flag. I think I'm going to die alone, but that I have already internalized so it doesn't feel as sad anymore.

>>3779836
Ive already cried my beans in a Ina thread some time ago and the point is that some of us cant find happiness in another human being and if the only way to fill this tiny human part of my heart is watching a girl streaming on the internet and just being more human than real people i find in real life you bet i'll watch the shit of my girl

Chisato is red
Chihiro is blue
/yah/'s full of schizos
I know, I'm one too