/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3761759
Who wouldn't want an M16 weilding wife

>>3761759
Korone :3

>>3761759
Patra.
She is perfect hag wife material.

>>3761759
>canceling healing animation in RE8

>>3761759
Okayu.
The perfect mix of chill, humor and clingyness.
And because I would prefer Botan to be the father-figure that I never had. Additional points for both of them getting along really well.

>>3761759
I want to steal Ars away from Ebio

Botan is fatter than Okayu

>>3763592
Fuck I wanna put my head on Patra’s lap and have her clean my ears in the afternoon sun

migo

>>3765885
hot

>>3761759
/thread

Botan is a solid choice but there is someone better

For me, it's the pride of hololive.
>multitalented
>great cook
>physically attractive and relatively tall
>great voice both for singing and conversation
>high IQ (also sets your children up for success)
>tries hard at everything and never gives up
>no significant mental disorders
>takes care of her appearance (stays thin, good fashion sense, uses some makeup but not too much)
>save money on a home security system by killing intruders with an axe
>hear "Hi honey" every day when you come home from work
>may or may not be Russian royalty

>>3766450
Migo is daughteru not waifu

>>3769563
I need choco to make me miso soup every morning...

>>3769563
*Microwaves your breakfast*

>>3761759
>who would make for the best wife
pic related

>no twap

>>3777991
i swear tokyo doesnt have honkers like those

>>3769563
How's those dino nuggets you got microwaved, anon?

>>3771753
The YGYL thread didn’t get me, and yet… with a single sentence, a single new thought…
>>hear "Hi honey" every day when you come home from work
… you broke me.

>>3763592
Patra is the patrician choice. No one comes close.

>>3778063
It's canon that twap can change her breast size

>>3761759
I'd want a wife who is still able to bear children.

>>3763527
Yeah, let's be real here, it's Korone
>older aka life experience enough to not be a dipshit
>but still young at heart and tries to have fun with simple things
>genuinely cares for others and appreciates when people think of her
>thoughtful (remember how much Flare was touched that Korone remembered for a long time that she wanted a nice wallet?)
>physically active, meaning her body isn't going to shit any time soon
>takes it upon herself to do her best even when she's struggling
Korone is serious wife material and is the embodiment of spirit
I think any guy would be lucky to have a girl like her in their life

>>3779252 here
>>3777991
Towa is definitely another good choice

>>3779336

>>3761759
Pekora is best wife

>>3771753
Kek, I looked at the pic and thought it was Lamy. I was convinced up until the axe part

>>3771998
Elite daughter of 35P
>>3761759
I want Botan to look at my dick and laugh at me like she always does playing games...

>>3780994
>Tfw no cute neet wife to take care of.

I think the more interesting discussion is which ones wouldn't make a good wife.

>>3781876
unironically Haachama

>>3765885
she's not, Okayu is the fattest among holos

>>3769563
>>3761759
NEED TO MAKE THEM MOTHERS NOT JUST WIVES.

>>3781876
kiara, she will poison your children with neoliberal swill

>>3781988
Comes with the territory

>>3766450
Only if she says Nigga

>>3763527
just as long as you're not planning to raise any kids, then yes, Korone is very high tier

>>3763644
Is that a fucking Empowered pic? Here on /vt/ of all places?

>>3777629
>>3778083
dino nuggies are fucking delicious, especially if your cute wife is bringing them to you

>>3782256
I feel like being with Korone is just a abusive relationship

>Wakes you up by elbowing you in the face
>Makes you breakfast
>Yells you out of the houses so you’re 35 minutes early
>Cleans the entire house except her NEET hole
>It’s a pillow fort surrounded by empty Dr.pepper bottles candy wrappers her computer she’s spent $8000 on to play games from 20 years ago and a pistol next to her mouse
She’s enter at 8 am and doesn’t leave until 2 am where she’ll cuddle next to you til she elbows you in the face the following morning

>>3761759
Lamy if she can give up drinking so as not to produce a fetal alchohol syndrome booze baby

>>3782599
>if she can give up drinking
godspeed, anon

>>3781933
anon... your roommate reps.... porca...

>>3763592
Why would she be a had anon, she's young and pretty

>>3765885
idk if she's a landwhale as long as she's cute and nice and can carry me to plat in r6

>>3783086
i've only seen the clown's face, but i've seen the fatto catto's full body

>>3781924
At least she can cook

>>3763592
Patrician choice.

>>3781876
All of them anonchama. It's a fact that almost all female Vtubers have some sort of mental issue, or else they wouldn't be larping as anime girl in front of a bunch of sweaty dudes. That kind of thing doesn't lend well to raising a family.

>>3783152
hag* am dumb

>>3761759
My oshi would be the best wife for me

>>3777715
Couldn't agree more.

Haachama may be crazy but she's also rich.

Is anyone here man enough to handle her?

>>3783814
BIG
FAT
FLUFFY
EARS
I need to touch them so bad

>>3782599
>give up drinking

>>3783517
>larping as anime girl
that's called acting my dude

If they were such good wife material wouldn't they already be married? As such there can be only one conclusion.

>>3765885
Lying faggot

>>3784839
They are tho

>>3784839

>>3782572
now that's the dream life

>>3783852
I think a Haachama wife would be a slightly stupid but fun experience

1. watame
2. mio
3. botan

>>3780994
What will she do when her mom can't care for her anymore?

>>3771753
may become a psychopath

>>3789680
Based watabro
Fuck the other holos when I have my sheep wife

>>3789945
Maybe, but she wouldn't have a reason to kill me, so I'd be fine.

>>3761759
Barren womb, can't carry children

>>3790906
even better, leaves more time for fucking

Imagine Nene wife. Sure she’s a big doofus who probably doesn’t know how to do anything wife-y like cook for you, but she tries her best god damn it and she’s just too cute to be mad at.

>>3794489
Nene would be pretty cute as a wife, but she's too deeply ingrained in my mind as a little sister. I can't see her as anything romantic or sexual.